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00:30Hey!
00:32What's the matter with you?
00:33What's the matter? What happened?
00:34Bumblebrain, if you weigh too much, you have to pay extra money on the plane.
00:37So get down to scale.
00:38Get away!
00:39Oh, OK.
00:43What's he saying?
00:44If you want your right way, drop your suitcases.
00:47Fair enough.
00:48Oh!
00:50Get me out of here!
00:51I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:52Get out of here!
00:56Hey, I gotta...
00:58It says you weigh 227 pounds and you're going to receive a lot of money.
01:04Ah, horse feathers.
01:05How can a stupid machine know that?
01:08Get it out of here!
01:14Oh boy, look! The machine was right!
01:17Wait a minute, let me try that.
01:20What's he saying?
01:21You weigh 140 pounds and you have a $20 bill stuck to your shoe.
01:27Oh, that machine's a liar.
01:30Wait!
01:31Get out of the way, let me on here.
01:39You weigh 155 pounds and you're going to take an unexpected trip.
01:43What kind of nonsense is that?
01:45An unexpected trip.
01:47An unexpected trip.
01:49That's nuts!
02:03Are you all right?
02:04Speak to me.
02:05Say something, anything!
02:08I'll be glad to.
02:10Now, folks, watch your TV for the new Three Stooges.
02:18This looks like the place, Moe.
02:20Right.
02:21And there's the answer to our problem, Meathead, the body beautiful.
02:27I think I'm beautiful the way I am.
02:29Yeah, beautiful like a tub of blubber.
02:31What did he want with this bodybuilding stuff anyway?
02:34Just feel that muscle.
02:36You're right, Larry. It's just like steel.
02:40Come on, you misfits, over to the desk.
02:42How do you do, lovely lady?
02:44How about us joining up and becoming beautiful physical specimens?
02:47Like in the magazine.
02:49Why, that'd be just adorable, you sweet fellas, you.
02:52That'd be five dollars apiece.
02:54Five bucks apiece? That's ridiculous.
02:56Preposterous. And certainly way out of line.
02:59Why, fellas, you know how us girls go for men who are great, big and strong.
03:05There you are.
03:06Me too.
03:07And me.
03:08How denightful of you, dear sweet boys.
03:11Now, who wishes to be first?
03:13Me, me, me.
03:14Don't get pushy, chowderhead.
03:16Maybe you'd all better follow me.
03:22Now, here's your instructor.
03:26Hi, guys.
03:30Now, now, men, I can see you're anxious to get started.
03:34Okay, sports, on those machines and roll your hearts out.
03:39If I had wanted this, I would have bought a boat.
03:41I don't feel like rolling.
03:42It doesn't pleasure me.
03:44It doesn't pleasure you?
03:46Roll, you blasted nitwit.
03:48Oh, yeah? Who's going to make me?
03:50That answers that stupid question.
03:52Stroke, stroke, stroke.
03:55Stroke, stroke, stroke.
03:58Hey, buzzhead, how come you ain't rolling?
04:00I'm seasick.
04:02Here, maybe this will straighten you out.
04:04Gee, that's a good idea.
04:06Maybe this will straighten you out.
04:08Gee, I can almost feel that ocean spray.
04:10Makes you feel like you're really rolling in the ocean.
04:13All right, all right, I'll roll.
04:19Golly, what do you suppose this plug is for?
04:22Uh-oh.
04:23I'm sinking. The ship's going down.
04:26Get up here and go to work.
04:28I can't. My rolling machine's sunk.
04:30We'll see about that.
04:32Now you've been rescued, so get out of there.
04:35Hey, fasto, faster.
04:37That's as fast as I can go, buddy boy.
04:39I'm naturally a slow rower.
04:41Oh, yeah?
04:42Uh-oh.
04:44Zowie.
04:46Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.
04:48Hey, look out.
04:50Help, it's breaking loose.
04:52Mad rolling machine.
04:54Help.
04:58Help.
04:59Help.
05:03Zowie.
05:04It's coming back.
05:06Here he comes again.
05:07Holy cat, girly.
05:09Stop.
05:10I can't.
05:16That's for the beach, stupid.
05:18Maybe we can make it to Catalina.
05:20Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.
05:23I'm going to have a stroke.
05:26We don't have to take pictures.
05:32I don't care how long it takes.
05:34You got your money, I want mine.
05:36Why don't you give up?
05:37You used up all our money.
05:39Give up? Never.
05:40I don't care if it takes the last cent that you guys have got.
05:44Where is it?
05:45That's the last cent.
05:47That's it.
05:48Well, let's see what we get for this.
05:51You still weigh 155 pounds,
05:53you're twice as dumb as the other two,
05:55and you fool around so long you miss your plane.
05:58Well, we're broke.
06:00Now what are we going to do?
06:02Thumbs up.
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