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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:00All in! All out! Look alive!
01:08Come on, Shorty! Hit the deck!
01:11Hey, what's the big idea to wake me up, Swifty?
01:13Shorty, it's time for the whole nation to wake up before we all turn to jellyfish.
01:16Here, look at that. Does that give you any ideas?
01:19Boy, I'll say. I'd better get my eyes examined.
01:22Now, wait a minute. You're not going to take this lying down, are you?
01:25Gee, can I?
01:27Look at your bundle of flab, a tub of lard, all fat and no muscle.
01:31Well, nobody's perfect.
01:33What I could do for you with my knowledge of physical training.
01:35I'm going to put three inches of muscle on those arms.
01:38I'm going to turn those legs into steel coils.
01:40I'm going to make that paunchy stomach as flat as a washboard.
01:43I'm going to...
01:44You're going to make me sick.
01:46By the power vested in me by this newspaper article,
01:49I hereby order you to report for your physical training program first thing tomorrow morning.
01:58Come on, up and at'em!
02:00Up, you, leap, ho! Up, you, leap, ho!
02:03Up, you, leap, ho! Up, you, leap, ho!
02:06Now, Shorty, it's very important in a physical fitness program
02:09that you eat a good nourishing breakfast to give you plenty of fuel for the day ahead.
02:13Right?
02:14Right.
02:15Ouch! What's the idea?
02:18When you're overweight, it's more important to concentrate on your exercise.
02:21That's right.
02:23Ouch! What's the idea?
02:25When you're overweight, it's more important to cut down on fattening foods.
02:30It looks delicious.
02:36Could I have the hole in that donut when you're through with it?
02:39Too many calories.
02:44Whoops! Mealtime is over.
02:48It's time for the first exercise period.
02:50Don't you mean for the first exercise period?
02:53Here, carry these down to the gym.
02:55What are they?
02:56Indian clubs.
02:59Why don't we just give them back to the Indians?
03:04We'll start with calisthenics to loosen you up.
03:06Count of one, hands on hips.
03:08Two, bend over, touch toes.
03:09Three, raise feet to dangle from floor.
03:11Four, return to the original position.
03:16Shorty!
03:17I just remembered an appointment I had with a hammock.
03:19Écoute, mon ami, je fais tout ça pour ton bien.
03:22Tu veux être dans un tub de lard ou tu veux être en forme?
03:25Tu veux dire que j'ai une choixe?
03:27Shorty, comment te sentais-tu si, il y a quatre ans,
03:29nos pères se trouvaient sur cette brèche,
03:31et s'étouffaient avant de voir les blancs de leurs yeux?
03:34Que serait-il de notre grande nation
03:36si Jean-Paul Jones n'avait pas dit aux marins,
03:38au lieu de dire, n'abandonne pas le bateau!
03:40Je te le dis, mon garçon,
03:41chaque homme, chaque Jack et Yankee
03:44qui s'appelle le esprit de 76,
03:46qui demande à Betsy Ross et Barbara Fritchie
03:48de s'en aller et de se mettre sur ses doigts
03:50et de chanter l'ancienne Colombie, la jambe de l'océan.
03:53Ton oncle Sam lui-même a dit à l'ancienne San Juan Hill,
03:56parle doucement, mais porte cette message à Garchia.
04:09Maintenant, commence à bouger, Shorty,
04:11et je te jeterai les clubs indiens.
04:17Comme ça, Swifty?
04:18Très bien, Shorty.
04:19Maintenant, attrape ces clubs!
04:24Attention!
04:25Prends ton temps, mon garçon!
04:27Très bien, Shorty.
04:29Tu as juste fait un double coup de loup.
04:34Wow! Un grand spread inverse!
04:36Tu es terrible, mon garçon!
04:38Je me sens mal au ventre. Je veux descendre.
04:40Ne t'en fais pas, Shorty.
04:42Un quitteur ne gagne jamais, et un gagnant ne quitte jamais.
04:45D'accord.
04:46Jette-moi le reste des clubs indiens.
04:48C'est l'esprit, mon garçon.
04:51Un autre.
04:53Et un autre.
04:56Et le reste.
05:01Maintenant,
05:02c'est appelé le flingue-bombe,
05:06et tu es le but.
05:08Non, attends une minute, Shorty.
05:10N'abandonne pas le bateau.
05:12Feu! Un!
05:16Contrôles-toi, Shorty! Contrôles-toi!
05:18Ne tire pas jusqu'à ce que tu vois les blancs dans leurs yeux.
05:22Feu! Deux!
05:24Tu m'as mis dans le siège de conduite!
05:30Rappelle-toi le but!
05:32Feu! Trois!
05:37Elle tire! J'ai quitté. Je me surrends.
05:40Comment fais-tu ce que tu dis?
05:42Quoi que ce soit?
05:43Quoi que ce soit.
05:46Il sonne le flingue-bombe.
05:53Il sonne le flingue-bombe.
05:59C'est trop loin, Shorty.
06:00Continues à marcher, Swifty.
06:03Je pourrais être arrêté pour le trahison.
06:05Dans une démocratie, tout le monde a le droit d'être écouté, Swifty.
06:08Même un gros homme.