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00:00Oh, oh, oh, I tell you, by God, yes, of course! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:30Oh, come on now, Louise! Let's not act up! Come on, girls! Oh, what luck! An all-night
00:45garage! Oh, good evening, sir. Something seems to be wrong with my combustion engine. It's
00:59not combusting. I may need a hydro-climber, bro. Get this crate out of here! Oh, it's
01:06a crate, is it? It's fine cars like mine that put you grease monkeys into business. You
01:12mechanics are too rich to bother with me. Well, I'll just take my business elsewhere
01:17so you can work on those new cars with those outlandish friends. Good night, sir! Oh, I'm
01:46glad I remembered the old Elm Street turn-off. Dim those lights, you idiot! Trying to run
01:56me into this ditch? Oh, bother, it's dead. Maybe I'm out of gas. Now I'll just put in
02:08the old dipstick. No, plenty of gas. Oh, a fellow motorist! Well, thank you a million! Ah,
02:27here comes another one. I'll just get a lift to the garage. Oh, this is embarrassing. Me,
02:33McGoo, I'm used to begging a ride. Are you going towards me, you blasted selfish motorist?
02:43I hope to see you stalled along the road someday. I'll just give him the old friendly smile.
02:50Yeah, the old McGoo personality. Maybe this driver has a little more concern for his fellow
03:04man. What's the matter with people these days? Never time to lend a helping hand. Rush, rush,
03:15rush, rush. I wish I was a serviceman. Oh, if I had my soldier suit on, I'll bet I'd get
03:22a ride. Lieutenant McGoo, the Fighting 41st Cavalry, San Juan, here to meet you! You miserable
03:31hit-and-runner! The pedestrian has the right of way, and I happen to be a pedestrian! Maybe
03:43they just haven't noticed me. Why, that blasted hot-rodder ruined my best coat! Confounded
03:54juvenile delinquents! Flight 7 to Tower, request permission to make emergency landing. Over.
04:06Tower to Flight 7, what seems to be the difficulty? Over. Like, uh, our wheels are stuck, you know?
04:13We're going to have to make a belly landing. Roger. Come in on Runway 2. Emergency ambulance
04:20will stand by. Goodbye, I mean good luck! Relax, Jim. I'm famous for my emergency landings. Now
04:28watch the way I kiss the runway. Watch, Jim. Oh, what's happened to our civilization? A person
04:37can't depend on his fellow man in time of need. No more the milk of humankind! Whatever happened
04:44to doing the other's best? Where did everybody go? All I need is one little push. Great balls
04:56of fire! Oh, somebody's giving me a push! Thank you, neighbor! See what I mean, Jim? Yeah,
05:11that was a real keen landing, Sully. I cannot help but admire you a little bit. I certainly
05:17appreciate this courtesy! Ha! She's kicking over! When are we going to stop, Sully? We've gone past the airport, you know.
05:32You know? She's starting to fire! Now it gets a little bit farther! Uh, Sully, we're going down
05:41to Boston Boulevard. We just passed my house, incidentally. Sully, I don't like to, but you just run a red light. There she goes! Thanks again, friend!
05:58Hope I can return the favor someday! Oh, my faith in mankind has been restored! Oh, what a night! What a car! Oh, away we go, on a Louise!