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00:00I mean, you could've proper lost it with Carla if you hadn't showed up.
00:03She owes you.
00:04So do I.
00:06Oh, no, it's...
00:08So she's OK, then, Carla? She seem all right to you today?
00:11She was up and out by the time I woke up.
00:13All right. OK.
00:17Well, I hope she's, er...
00:19Yeah. Yeah, well, tell her you're asking after her.
00:22OK.
00:24Er, no, no, I mean, no.
00:27Best not say anything.
00:29At all. Erm, right, I'll see you later.
00:32OK.
00:34Erm, you've... You forgot your coffee.
00:37Think of me fondly with your arms around her
00:41I hope you're happy, but don't be happy
00:50What are you doing?
00:51I've just got a big meeting and I'm coming for my lucky socks.
00:56Cos I'm superstitious. What are you doing?
00:59Cos... Yeah. No, no, no.
01:01Mm-hm.
01:02Heard you walking round last night.
01:04Yeah, well, I couldn't sleep.
01:06Screens before bed, you know. Shouldn't have had to.
01:09So it had nothing to do with what happened with that bloke?
01:12Look, it's all right.
01:14DS Wayne arrested him, didn't she, so I've nothing to be scared of.
01:18I saw her in the cafe. She's a funny fish, that one, isn't she?
01:21Who, Lisa? No way.
01:25She did have a barney last night or something.
01:28Is that what she said? No, no, just...
01:31She's just being weird.
01:33Weird? How, Ryan?
01:34I don't know, just weird.
01:36I mean, she said not to let on to you that she'd asked after you.
01:39She asked after me.
01:42OK, now, you're being weird. What... Are you OK?
01:45Apart from standing here talking round the house with you on peachy.
01:48Well, she just seemed worried about you, that's all.
01:51Well, there's no need. I'm fine.
01:56As you were.
01:58DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
02:00DOOR SLAMS SHUT
02:02HE SIGHS
02:04MUSIC PLAYS
02:13Oh, buy us a coffee, Mrs Conner.
02:18Buy yourself one.
02:20See, I would, but I lost my job, didn't I?
02:22So I am grassy.
02:25I told you, ma'am, you could have your job back.
02:27She did mention something about pay rise, actually,
02:30and I met a daily latte from the boss.
02:35Where is your mum? How is she?
02:37Down at the station, fighting crime,
02:39ignoring her only kid, Aspern.
02:42So, about my job...
02:46Why don't you come in today and I will give you your shifts?
02:49All right?
02:51Hey.
02:53Latte.
02:58DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
03:04Lisa.
03:08Is everything OK? Nothing else has happened, has it?
03:10No, no, I just saw Betsy. She said you were working.
03:13And she's correct?
03:16I thought you'd have called me, to update me.
03:20Oh, right. Yeah, sorry, I've been busy.
03:23We've charged him. Common assault.
03:27OK, well, he knows where I work. What if he comes back?
03:33I'd be surprised if he did.
03:34You know, you know the drill.
03:36Don't leave alone, especially when it's dark.
03:38If a tap, shout, fire not help,
03:40and keep some keys in between my fingers.
03:44Right, I know what it's like to be a woman.
03:46Yeah, don't we all?
03:48Look, is that it?
03:49It's just I've got a lot on, so...
03:50Or are you avoiding me?
03:52I'm working.
03:54Lisa, Lisa, can we talk?
03:57I'm in the middle of something.
03:59I can wait.
04:01We need to speak about it, that's it.
04:15You've been avoiding me.
04:17I have, yeah.
04:19Erm...
04:21So, you work...
04:22You think I'm a tourist, right?
04:25Don't go putting words into my mouth, but...
04:27Yeah, tourist sums it up nicely.
04:31OK, erm...
04:34Surely that does us both a disservice, thinking that?
04:40What's the point in a post-mortem
04:42on something that never even happened?
04:45Well, OK, but things have changed in between us
04:48because you're swerving me.
04:49OK, right, well, now we've cleared the air, so let's move on.
04:52I would love to do that, but I don't want it to affect our friendship.
04:56And why would it?
04:57You know, we had a moment, and now the moment's gone, so...
05:02Yeah.
05:05You straight birds, honestly.
05:06I know it sounds lame, all right, but I did tell you
05:09that my divorce coming through, it really rocked me, you know?
05:12And...
05:13Look, Lisa, I really don't want this to change things between us.
05:16Look, Lisa, I really don't want this to change things between us,
05:19you know, to jeopardise our friendship.
05:25Look, I've been missing in action myself.
05:28You know, with this Betsy and Joel and now being taken off the case.
05:33I've got a pretty big ego, haven't I?
05:35And...
05:37Work's my thing, and it's been taking a battering lately, so...
05:42Yeah.
05:44Please can we draw a line under it?
05:49Yeah.
05:53OK, and please can we stop swerving each other, because...
05:56I honestly do want to... just to get back to where we were,
06:00if that's possible.
06:04Of course it is.
06:09I give you a hug, but I think it might be a bit...
06:11No.
06:14Go.
06:23That one.
06:24Today, you were a little bit...
06:28gnarky, Shea Underworld.
06:33Thanks for your feedback.
06:34No, no, no, no, no. Not gnarky.
06:36No, that's the wrong word.
06:39Tetchy. No, that's the wrong word.
06:41Tetchy. There's a difference.
06:43Leave it there, mate.
06:44You see, tetchy means it's just like that bubbling under all day long.
06:48Bringing everyone right down.
06:50At nine o'clock tomorrow morning, Shea's going to make your life hell.
06:53She knows I'm an ally.
06:55Back in a sec.
07:01It's your resident pain in the bum.
07:02Can I buy you a drink to say thanks for giving my job back?
07:05And, sorry, my mum will have to do the honours.
07:08Underage and all that.
07:09I've just finished it, actually. I'm heading back to the factory, so...
07:12Er, see you later.
07:14I'm not into gratitude journals,
07:16but if I was, your name would be in it.
07:20Erm...
07:21Really?
07:22Well, that's nice to know. If you had one, I'd be in it.
07:25Or something. Thank you.
07:39BIRDS CHIRP
07:50Look, I know I need to get a grip.
07:54But getting mixed up with Joel, lying about Mason...
07:58You've bailed me out so many times.
07:59And Carla's given me another chance at the factory, and I'm lucky.
08:04And people don't get second chances.
08:07True.
08:10It's just you and me now, Mum's gone, and I need to step up.
08:15Well, at least try to, let's be real.
08:20I'll get us some dry roasted.
08:40Oh, Vera.
08:42Ugh.
08:43I mean, who doesn't love a female copper?
08:48Eh?
08:53What's with the smokiness?
08:55What's with the defensiveness?
08:59Do you reckon Lisa watches cop dramas?
09:01Well, that's a bit busman's holiday, isn't it, I suppose?
09:05Oh, come on, this is me.
09:07Big luggles for listening and broad shoulders for snotty tears, isn't it?
09:11Come on. Who says I want to cry?
09:14Well, I know that there's a bit of a vibe between you two.
09:18No, there's...
09:22I don't... I...
09:25OK, we almost...almost had a...
09:30..kind of moment, almost.
09:31You almost had a moment? Oh, my goodness.
09:34Oh, wow.
09:37Well, it was...
09:38Oh! You're making me feel about ten.
09:42No, it's not funny, Ryan. I...
09:45I don't know, we tried to talk about it a bit today, kind of.
09:48I don't know, it's just...it's awkward.
09:50I've just watched you both pretending not to look at each other.
09:54And her face dropped a mile when you legged it and all.
09:57Yeah, but that's probably because we're both scared
10:00that we're about to ruin a potentially great friendship.
10:03I don't... No, Ryan! Right, right, OK.
10:07Friendship.
10:09Yes, Ryan, friendship.
10:13You want to kiss her?
10:15Ah! Right! Stop it!
10:18Stop it! Right! I was drunk!
10:21Come on, don't be embarrassed during denial on my account, it's 2024.
10:26You're blowing everything out of proportion. OK, fine.
10:29But in my honest opinion, I think you're, er...
10:34I think you're both pining for each other.
10:37Fancy sharing the quarters to Joni?
10:39Yes. Wicked.
10:52Headache? Yeah.
10:55She's called Mrs Dearing.
10:57You can't blame the woman for wanting to know what's happened to her son.
11:02Yeah, well, that's what I'm trying to find out.
11:06Any progress?
11:08It's a fluid situation.
11:11So that would be a no, then?
11:16I'm still drawing a blank on her CCTV.
11:20Yeah, well, er, keep at it.
11:22Once we find out where those cars have been,
11:24Once we find out where those cars have been,
11:26we find out where the suspects go.
11:28Any chance I could get an extra pair of eyes?
11:30I'm already starting to see double.
11:32Yeah, leave it with me.
11:44What now?
11:45Are you sure about asking Costello for more resources?
11:48That's a big call.
11:50And it's my call to make as lead detective.
11:52I'm just saying, the more you ask for, the more pressure for results.
11:55Pressure is a privilege.
11:57But I appreciate the advice.
12:03Any luck with the cars?
12:05I don't do luck.
12:08So that's another no, then?
12:10Half day, is it?
12:12Reassignment has its privileges.
12:14And you've clearly got a problem with that.
12:17You mean me?
12:19No.
12:20I'm a team player.
12:23If I could make an observation...
12:25Knock yourself out.
12:27I think you're a good detective, Kit.
12:29Why do I sense a buck coming my way?
12:32But you're also very ambitious,
12:34which can sometimes lead to tunnel vision.
12:36You're lecturing me about tunnel vision
12:38when you've already decided the suspect is dead.
12:40Why is that?
12:43I'm merely following the evidence available.
12:45Ah. Well, the evidence isn't conclusive.
12:48Or do you know something I don't?
12:52No, of course not.
12:54I just feel suicide is the more obvious path of inquiry.
12:57It's also the neatest.
12:59Case closed, crack open a bubbly and everyone moves on.
13:03This isn't about neat.
13:05This is about getting the right result.
13:07As long as the result fits your theory.
13:11Don't make it personal.
13:13I'm not the one with vested interest.
13:15Meaning what, exactly?
13:18Nothing. Just making an observation.
13:23Suit yourself. I intend to.
13:27Don't worry too late. Hey, it's not work when you love it.
13:44Anything? Not yet.
13:48Sorry, should you be watching this?
13:52Who found it?
13:57Ah, top secret, is it?
14:00There was nothing on the public highway,
14:02so I told Craig to check every car park in a ten mile radius.
14:06His car was parked at Mossford Station.
14:09Right, I'm gonna check on every other car that's parked there.
14:12Ah, Craig's been in it all morning.
14:14Well, it wouldn't hold your breath.
14:19Who's this?
14:24That's a woman.
14:30Who's that?
14:36It's him.
14:38It could be.
14:40Just keep looking, yeah?
14:49Guess who parks there every day?
14:51Or has done for the past two weeks, anyway?
14:53Kardashian. Who told you?
14:55The what?
14:57Angus Dearing.
14:59His dad? Keep scrolling.
15:04What does she want?
15:06Good question. Still taking an active interest in the case.
15:09You gonna sit, shall I?
15:11Maybe. Or steal the dinner money.
15:13You went all the way to Flint?
15:15Bottle of milk in the fridge
15:17and a tub of frozen yoghurt in the freezer.
15:19I'd say his dad put it there. Milk's ten days out of date.
15:22So Joel dropped off the cash but never took the keys,
15:25then his dad put his favourite pudding in the freezer
15:28because he's his dad and he still loves him, blah, blah, blah.
15:31But Joel disappears into thin air.
15:33Slash somewhere with no extradition treater.
15:35Slash a cottage in the Highlands
15:37where a crofter's wife tips him the wink.
15:39Hm.
15:41They're too good to be true.
15:43Hm.
15:4439 Steps.
15:46Old-time favourite movie.
15:48KNOCK AT DOOR
15:49Tinks?
15:53Those keys that Joel never came back for.
15:57I think we've got a good reason why.
16:01We found him.
16:08Time, please, ladies and gentlemen.
16:11Anyway, it worked.
16:13What?
16:14Daniel, he just texted.
16:16Oh, well, that's... that's good, isn't it?
16:18Yeah.
16:20Oh, she looks like she's got the old street blues.
16:23Ch-ch-chiming it?
16:26Er, that's not your item.
16:28Ah, Kit.
16:29Well, did you not tell him not to do the jumbo?
16:31No, it's too late!
16:33Kaleidoscopic, well, there's a word.
16:35What's it written underneath it?
16:37Chameleon-like.
16:38Duh.
16:40You having another one?
16:42I take it you've heard the news?
16:44Ooh, no.
16:45Well, what's this?
16:47They pulled Joel Darien out of the river.
16:49Dead?
16:50Well, is it suicide, then?
16:52We'll see and find out.
16:53I'll see you.
16:54Cheerio.
16:55Blimey.
17:02Oh, I thought I was going to die. Where was it?
17:04Bathroom floor.
17:06Bathroom floor?
17:10What's the latest?
17:12Well, he's still dead.
17:16They think it was murder.
17:19You said he drowned himself.
17:22Might be wrong.
17:25I need to get back to work.
17:28I'm glad he's dead.
17:30He won't be the only one.
17:32I'll see you back at the ranch, kiddo.
17:37Oh.
17:38You said you were going straight to college.
17:40Mm, gotta get my caffeine fix.
17:42Mm.
17:43Er, OK, right, well, I'd better get off, but thank you.
17:49Any time.
17:52Is that why you left early, so you could meet up with Mason Radcliffe?
17:55Oh, I love that. He just walked in.
17:58Not everything is like some of the traitors.
18:01Please don't tell me you're going after him.
18:03I am going to college, like he wanted.
18:05Right, OK.
18:10And, er, remember you've got a shift at the factory later?
18:13And I thought Carla was a micromanager.
18:27So, what's the latest?
18:29Kelly have just put a bid in for an Altrincham goalkeeper.
18:32Don't be cute.
18:34You mean my case?
18:36The one that you're not assigned to?
18:38You know I'd tell you, but I'm parched.
18:41Don't think my vocal cords can handle it.
18:44That coffee? No sugar?
18:46Perfect.
18:48Oh, and an egg barn while you're at it, love.
18:57So?
18:58It was OK, but next time ask for a runny one.
19:01What did the post-mortem say?
19:03Oh, that. Yeah, you're right. He's dead.
19:06You're a child.
19:08Cause of death?
19:10It was whacked on the head.
19:12Any idea on the weapon?
19:16So, what's the latest?
19:19I don't like you two.
19:21It's obvious you're just sitting here talking about Joel.
19:24And what's that got to do with you?
19:26It affects a lot of people around here.
19:28Especially my niece.
19:30OK, so here's what you need to do.
19:32You need to apply for police college, do your time,
19:35and when you become a constable, ask to be put on my team.
19:38Then I'll fill you in.
19:45So, weapon?
19:47Something well heavy.
19:49Whoever broke into his flat,
19:51they used a crowbar or something similar.
19:53So until we get a better lead, that's the thing we're looking for.
19:56A crowbar?
19:58Have you thought about dredging the river?
20:00Do you think I got this job in a raffle?
20:02No, I just want to make sure you've got everything covered.
20:05Well, shouldn't you be working in your own cases?
20:07Well, I am, but I'm invested in this one.
20:11If anything, you should be coming to me for assistance.
20:16You're a control freak.
20:19I am not. You are.
20:21That's why you're so bent out of shape with your daughter, too.
20:24You can't stop her talking to whoever she wants, and you hate it.
20:28That lad's trouble.
20:30See? I knew there was something eating you.
20:32So why don't you go and handle your daughter's love life
20:35and leave catching murderers to me?
20:39Oh. Hi, there.
20:41Detective Swain. Everything OK?
20:43Yeah, someone phoned in an order for the station.
20:45One bargy platter, one smooth platter.
20:47It's one of the sergeant's birthdays.
20:49I'm sure he'll be happy.
20:51One bargy platter, one smooth platter.
20:53It's one of the sergeant's birthdays.
20:55Yes, yes. It's nearly ready. Grab a seat.
20:59You know Mason Radcliffe quite well, don't you?
21:02Well, I should... I should hope so.
21:04He worked here and, um...
21:06He lived in my home... until recently.
21:09What made you take him in?
21:11Well, we found out that he was sleeping here
21:14and Stu persuaded me he'd be better off under our roof.
21:20What do you make of him, really?
21:23Oh, well, he's... he's had his troubles, that's for sure.
21:28Do you think he'll get over them?
21:30Oh, if he can escape the influence of his brothers.
21:34Oh, same old story.
21:36Let me... let me get your order.
21:38Er, you said until recently.
21:40Why did Mason move out of your house?
21:43Oh, those brothers again. I'm pretty sure...
21:47one of them smashed my window
21:50and they were trying to persuade Mason to do a burglary.
21:56Stu found, um...
21:59a crowbar in his bag.
22:03Just a moment.
22:10Oh, good you're here. Where's the smosas?
22:13You need to speak to Mason Radcliffe.
22:15Has he got the smosas?
22:17They're in the break area. You need to speak to him.
22:21Wouldn't it be easy just to ground your daughter?
22:24What?
22:25Just because you don't like her boyfriend
22:27doesn't mean you can send us lot round.
22:29Sounds like abuse of police powers.
22:31He's not her boyfriend.
22:33And Yasmine Metcalfe said he had a crowbar on him.
22:39She saw it?
22:40No, her ex did, but he's in Germany now,
22:42which is why you need to question Mason.
22:44Aye, I can't arrest everyone with a tool bag.
22:48He doesn't have an alibi.
22:51I got Yasmine to check her dates
22:53and he slept on the floor in the restaurant
22:55on the night that Joel was murdered. Alone.
22:59And what about a motive?
23:01Well, he obviously likes Betsy, doesn't he?
23:03Maybe he was protecting her.
23:05Oh, come on, Kit, there's something in this. You know there is.
23:08I'd do it myself, but she's so fond of telling me,
23:11this isn't my case any more.
23:13There's a reason for that.
23:29Betsy.
23:30Oh, my God, Mum, I'm here. You don't need to check my every movement.
23:33It's not about that.
23:35What, then?
23:37It's Mason.
23:38Oh, who are the favourite subjects?
23:40I need you to keep your distance.
23:42Why?
23:43You don't need to know why, OK? Just trust me.
23:46Have you noticed that people that tell you to trust them
23:48are usually the ones you shouldn't?
23:50I think you can make an exception for your mother.
23:53I don't want Mason to hurt you.
23:55Why would he?
23:57I just know what he's capable of.
23:59Well, I'm the one that nearly ruined his life
24:01and you want me to treat him like he's the bad guy?
24:03Betsy, you don't know everything about him.
24:05So tell me.
24:07I can't.
24:09Exactly.
24:11And what does that tell you?
24:13Come on, you're cleverer than this.
24:15Why would I, a police detective, not be able to tell you what I know?
24:20Cos there's an open investigation on him.
24:22So...
24:24..can you just stay clear?
24:26Please.
24:33You said I would have first refusal on the house
24:36and now I find out, what, that was just a ploy?
24:39So you could see what you could get on the open market?
24:41Sorry we're late.
24:43Mum, call me back when you get this, yeah?
24:46All right.
24:48Late?
24:49Accountancy day, is it?
24:52Uh, yeah.
24:53Why is everyone obsessed with my money?
24:55Can I have a little look at the downstairs bedroom?
24:57Why?
24:58Cos we're in en suite.
25:00Yeah, I'm sorry, it's a bit of a tip in here.
25:03I'd have ran the Uber round if I knew you were expecting guests.
25:07That's all right.
25:08We're not very house-powered, are we?
25:10You can vouch for that.
25:12No, but it's all right, though, innit?
25:14Bigger than the flat, anyway.
25:16Yeah, that's because Gail's not here
25:18taking up half her room with her hairdo.
25:23Erm, ooh, speaking of Gail,
25:25the boiler's on its last legs.
25:28Oh.
25:29Yeah.
25:30So that'll need replacing.
25:32Just so you know.
25:34Well, if it does, I'm sure we can factor that into the asking price
25:37if you do decide to make an offer.
25:39Mm.
25:41Er, the plumbing's a bit off and all.
25:46Yeah, erm, especially the upstairs bog.
25:50Cakes up a little bit, if you know what I mean.
25:54Especially if it's been hot out, so...
25:58I've been meaning to fix it, but, er,
26:00I've rarely got round to doing it.
26:03Yeah. Well, I can always have a look at it.
26:05I'm pretty handy with stuff like that, aren't I?
26:07You're joking, aren't you? What?
26:09It just blocks up the toilet. I don't know how to fix it.
26:11Sure. Anyway, it don't matter.
26:13I'd probably just rip the whole place out, really.
26:15I was thinking of buying it, so not a problem.
26:18Shall we have a look upstairs?
26:20Yeah.
26:22So, what did you think?
26:24It certainly has a lot of potential.
26:26Yeah, well, it's better than dossing down on a couch.
26:29Mm.
26:30Yeah, I mean, it certainly could be what I'm looking for.
26:35I might have to sleep on it, though, you know.
26:37To make my decision.
26:39You've got my number. Anything you need to know, just call us.
26:42Er, Carla, could I have a minute?
26:45Yeah, of course.
26:47Er, I'll be in touch. I look forward to it.
26:49Oh, I've got a shift and all, so I'm gonna get off.
26:51All right. Cheers, darling. Bye.
26:55Is everything all right?
26:57Yeah, it's just, erm...
27:00..why are you doing this?
27:02Er... I mean, this is my family home.
27:05You already live somewhere.
27:07Well, I suppose Gail owns it,
27:10and she's looking to sell and I'm looking to move,
27:13so it's that simple, really.
27:15Plus, you may find this hard to believe,
27:17but living with Ryan and Bobby, you know, isn't ideal in a flat.
27:22As fond as I am of them both.
27:25Yeah, I get that Ryan's not the sharpest tool in the box,
27:28and, well, even Bobby could do your head in after a while.
27:31That's not what I said.
27:32But what I'm saying is, why does it have to be my house?
27:37Erm...
27:38Well, I guess that's something you're gonna have to take up with Gail.
27:41Because the bottom line is, David,
27:43if I don't buy this place, somebody else will.
27:47Ta-ta.
27:49All right?
27:52Well?
27:53Well, what?
27:55I know you've had Mason Radcliffe in for questioning.
27:57What did he say?
28:02That he didn't do it.
28:06We found out he was in possession of a crowbar.
28:08We tested it for DNA and...
28:10Well, it only had his name on it.
28:13And we found out that he was in possession of a gun.
28:16Well, it only had his on it.
28:19He could have cleaned it.
28:21I know that.
28:22And he doesn't have an alibi for the night it happened.
28:24But we don't have a strong enough motive to really go after him.
28:27So you're about to square one?
28:29Looks that way, yeah.
28:32There you are. Anything else?
28:33No, thanks.
28:34Sure.
28:35How can I be nuts?
28:37Pork scratchings?
28:39Sorry. I mean...
28:41I was...
28:42I wasn't trying to be funny saying pork scratchings.
28:45You've been.
28:48Shall I just show up?
28:49Probably for the best.
28:54Oh, hiya.
28:55Mind if we join you?
28:57No, be my guest.
28:58I'll get the drinks here.
29:02So, how's your day been?
29:05I've had better.
29:07I thought I'd find you in here.
29:09It was you, wasn't it?
29:10What are you talking about?
29:12You're, like, trying to frame Mason for that lowlife Joel's murder.
29:15Look, wait a minute. They just took him in for questioning, that's all.
29:18Oh, so you did know about it?
29:19Just cos he had a crowbar on him doesn't make him a murderer.
29:22I'm not doing this here.
29:24His brothers gave him that cos they wanted him to do break-ins,
29:27and he said no.
29:28Can we talk about this at home, please?
29:30What's the point?
29:31You never listen.
29:36I'm sorry about that.
29:38I'd, er... I'd better go after her.
29:40See ya.
29:41Yeah, see ya.
29:46Yeah.