Emmerdale 17th October 2024
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00:30Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
00:50As I walk this land of broken dreams
00:55I have visions of many a thing
00:59But happiness is just an illusion
01:04Filled with sadness and confusion
01:09Hello?
01:10Oh, I've old skills.
01:14All right, my run.
01:17Dad's playlist, do you like it?
01:19Yeah, I mean, you've got to have a playlist, right,
01:21for when you're digging a family member's grave.
01:25Yeah, he wanted his favourite songs playing the whole day.
01:28Very specific.
01:30Yeah, Dad all over that.
01:32Get him what he wants, even when he's brown bread.
01:35Yeah, anyway, about me being celebrant today...
01:40Instead of a vicar at the graveside?
01:42You asked me to, Sam!
01:43What about it?
01:44Well, I mean, do you want me to make sure
01:46everybody gets to say something, or...?
01:48Yeah, of course, if they want to.
01:51I mean, you should say something, obviously.
01:53Me?
01:54Yeah, he's got a point.
01:55He's got a point.
01:56Hell, his son and all that.
02:00You all right?
02:03I just miss him, that's all.
02:05Of course.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Yeah, we all do.
02:12Do you ever clock off?
02:13Well, we want him looking his best, don't we?
02:15Anyone could be popping in today.
02:19Oh, that's not how you do creases.
02:21What?
02:23Liz!
02:24I didn't want to think you'd never seen an iron.
02:26Well, last time he should be ironing his own flaming kegs.
02:28He's a bit busy out there right now.
02:30I've not counselled my clients!
02:32Well, get on it, there's a time factor, remember?
02:35Hey, how we all doing?
02:36Oh, yeah, we're just managing the chaos.
02:38Fastest organised funeral ever.
02:40How's the food situation?
02:42Well, everybody'll get fed, I hope.
02:46Hey, Belle.
02:49Hey.
02:50Now fancy, I hope, though, you know.
02:52Cos you know what he's like, he wouldn't like out fancy.
02:54What, in case all that foie gras filling'll go to waste?
02:57Of course it's nothing fancy, unless you call mucky fat fancy.
03:00Oh, good grief.
03:02Who did your ironing?
03:04It's...
03:06me.
03:07Right, well, come on, trousers off.
03:10What, from a sack?
03:11Yeah.
03:12They need doing again, properly.
03:14Might take a while, mind.
03:15Legs as long as that, you could land a plane on them.
03:17Yes, yes, Marlon's tall and lanky.
03:19Do you know how many chokes he made like that in his lifetime?
03:22All of them.
03:32I've just come to get changed.
03:34Unfortunately, the B&B don't provide funeral suits as part of their service.
03:40You not getting ready?
03:44OK.
03:45Guess I'm getting the silent treatment.
03:47Like a communication not to your taste.
03:50It's ironic.
03:51Listen, Ruby...
03:52I don't want to hear it.
03:55And I'm not going today.
03:58But it's...
03:59it's important, it's family.
04:02You don't get to lecture me on family.
04:05I missed my own mother's passing, thanks to you.
04:09Yeah, I know.
04:10And I am sorry.
04:11Sorry doesn't cut it, Caleb.
04:13Suited and booted, then?
04:15Reckon we'll do.
04:17Yeah.
04:18He'd be proud.
04:19Yeah.
04:20Course he would.
04:24Lydia!
04:25It's nearly time!
04:27Coming!
04:33Oh, Miles, will you pass us one of them?
04:35Yeah, I mean, we may as well start as he intended us to go on, eh?
04:38Yeah.
04:39My uncle's there.
04:40He intended us to go on, eh?
04:41Yeah.
04:42What my uncle Zak wants, my uncle Zak gets, right?
04:46Have you all sat down yet?
04:47As ready as they'll ever be.
04:49What's that?
04:50It's family tradition.
04:52Just remember these two fighting about who carried it at our butcher's funeral.
04:55Fat egg.
04:57You fat egg.
05:00Well...
05:02you all look very befitting.
05:05Are you all right, love?
05:06If you don't feel up to today, we'd all understand.
05:09You know, what with everything you've got going on.
05:13Today's not about that.
05:16Today's about laying Dad to rest.
05:19Everything else can wait.
05:23Right, come on, then.
05:24Let's get going.
05:25Flowers, I've...
05:26I've forgotten them.
05:27Oh, I was supposed to remind you!
05:29Well, we'll have to do without.
05:31You can't have a burial without flowers.
05:33There's plenty of flowers growing outside.
05:34Come on, people.
05:35We can all pick some now.
05:37Right, mate.
05:38Okay.
05:39Yeah.
05:44Cain.
05:46Can I just sit here with Dad?
05:48For a bit?
05:50Yeah.
05:52Course you can.
05:54Just me and you.
05:56One last time, hey, Dad?
06:03I'm so sorry.
06:04I know.
06:09I'm sorry, Dad.
06:11I'm sorry.
06:13I'm sorry.
06:15I'm sorry.
06:17I'm sorry.
06:18I'm sorry.
06:20I'm sorry.
06:21I'm sorry.
06:23Do you remember when I was little?
06:27And I was having those bad dreams?
06:31Because I was scared I was going to lose you.
06:36I was scared you were going to die.
06:40But you sat me down.
06:43And you said to me,
06:44it's all right.
06:46I'm not going anywhere.
06:52And I didn't think you ever would.
06:55Until now.
06:58But I am so glad
07:01you said that to me, Dad,
07:02because you made me feel safe.
07:07You always made me feel safe,
07:10and I just wish I'd told.
07:16I was going to come up to Scotland.
07:17I was going to tell you everything.
07:23No, I'm not going to let him be a part of this.
07:31None of us are here forever, are we?
07:36But I am so grateful
07:39that I had you whilst I did.
07:49So, are you good
07:50at Zach Shindig?
07:51Oh, yeah.
07:52Show my respects.
07:53Actually, I'm about to look up, sir.
07:54I think I might give it a swerve.
07:56Wife will probably be there.
07:58Still daggers drawn for you two, then?
08:00Sometimes up, sometimes down.
08:02Right now,
08:03down,
08:04in a stabbing motion,
08:05so I'm keeping well clear.
08:06I see her at home plenty, like.
08:09Don't let it get like that between you and Jimmy.
08:11You know, with him spreading himself,
08:13the thing
08:14can put a lot of pressure on you.
08:16Course, if you hadn't sold your shares in the first place,
08:18he wouldn't be spreading himself then, would he?
08:20I'm just saying, it's well worth watching.
08:22I mean, he could sell up,
08:23spend more time with his family.
08:26I'm just looking out for you guys.
08:27Yeah, well, stop.
08:29You want her to sell, that's your business.
08:31We can manage, thanks.
08:37Hey.
08:38Big day.
08:40I know, can't quite believe it.
08:43Lisa,
08:44my mum,
08:45Liv,
08:47and now Uncle Zach.
08:49Come on.
08:52Have you spoken or heard from Ryan?
08:54Yeah, he's on his way.
08:56But I've told him not to rush.
08:57I don't want him bombing back on the motorway from his mates.
09:00So what have we got to be out here for?
09:03I'm as clueless as you are, love.
09:05Apparently, it's what the big man stipulated.
09:07Oh, aye.
09:08Gonna lead the way in, is he?
09:10All we know is that Zach wanted a big celebration.
09:14Maybe the family just wanted to get to the bar first.
09:19Oh, Moira, don't.
09:20You set us all off.
09:25Here we go.
09:35You sure you want me to do it?
09:36Well, you've got the pipes for it, haven't you?
09:38Go on.
09:40Okay, folks, dig deep.
09:42One final round, eh?
09:46Eric!
09:48Some things never change.
09:49Everyone gives it a dingle, won't you?
09:53Don't they?
09:54Many sing the dates to the last date.
10:11Oh, I see.
10:13He really is gonna lead the way.
10:15I reckon he would have loved having the law here.
10:18Like he planned it himself.
10:19Surely you don't want to bother us?
10:21Not today.
10:22You can see it's a family funeral.
10:24Just come to pay me respects, I promise.
10:26Vinnie!
10:37One last pint, Dad, aye?
10:39One last pint, Dad, aye?
11:01Family funerals, isn't it?
11:03Full of surprises.
11:05Someone's normally arrested.
11:07Someone disgraces themselves,
11:09and someone always comes out the mudwork, don't they?
11:27This is all well and good, but what the rest of you are gonna have?
11:31I can't tell if he's joking.
11:33He isn't.
11:34Zach and Cain have barged through the door,
11:37and I'm right at the top of the stairs, hiding.
11:39And Gloria...
11:41Do you remember Gloria?
11:43Yeah, of course, yeah.
11:45So she says,
11:46he's not here.
11:47But if you don't believe me,
11:49of course,
11:50if you're a gentleman, you would.
11:52I bet you could see the inner turmoil.
11:54Literally.
11:55So he knows that I'm in there,
11:57and he wants to punch the lights out of me.
11:59But there again,
12:01and then he said,
12:02he is a gentleman.
12:04So he has to take her word for it,
12:06and away he goes.
12:08Sounds like you got away lightly.
12:10So you got one over on,
12:11Zach Dingle?
12:12If I ever got one over Zach Dingle,
12:14you could be sure
12:15he'd get one back over me.
12:17Taught me how to box, you know, Zach.
12:19Took a lot of teaching, did it?
12:21He had a few tricks up his sleeve.
12:22I know he fell out with folk, but do you know what?
12:24He didn't hold a grudge long, did he?
12:26Dunno.
12:27Wherever he is,
12:28I bet Chris Tate's keeping one out of his way.
12:30Or hiring some celestial security.
12:35I need a word later.
12:37Oh?
12:38Should I be worried?
12:39Oh, I hope not.
12:40Right, Cain.
12:41I'm gonna get this lot quiet.
12:43Okay? You've got a job to do.
12:44Head of the family and all that now.
12:45Look, don't. Seriously.
12:46Oh, just shush.
12:48Right, ladies and gentlemen,
12:50can I have your attention, please?
12:52Shut your gobs!
12:57Right, have we all got a drink?
12:59Yeah.
13:01Good.
13:03Cos today...
13:05..we're celebrating the life of Zach Dingle.
13:08In style.
13:10Which means all the drinks are on us.
13:12Don't we all just chip in?
13:15Cain.
13:19Erm...
13:22So, Dad,
13:24Zach Dingle.
13:26Zach Dingle!
13:29What?
13:31That was never mentioned when we first applied.
13:35All right.
13:36All right, yeah, I'll get it all put in place.
13:38Bye now.
13:39All right?
13:40Everything OK?
13:42Yeah, just the bank being their usual helpful self.
13:45It's fine. I'm dealing with it.
13:49You want me to clarify that we own the haulage, all of it?
13:52Well, that's the plan.
13:54Yeah, but that's not good enough.
13:56They want it in writing that we've acquired the Horseshoe Bank by tomorrow.
13:59And the loan's dependent on it.
14:01They never said that before.
14:03You need to sort this with Jimmy.
14:05Yes, Jay, I will.
14:07Right now, I've got a wake to get to.
14:11It's beginning, can't be it.
14:13Six, seven, eight.
14:14It's getting, baby, it's driving me crazy
14:17My obsession from a Western dance floor
14:20A date, a rodeo, Romeo
14:22A flower that from head to toe
14:24Mickey Mouse, Gay Max
14:26Five, six, seven, eight
14:29Steps?
14:30Zak put steps on his playlist?
14:32Yeah, he used to dance to it when our bell was at the top.
14:35I caught him doing a routine once.
14:45Looking wistful?
14:47Oh, I was just remembering.
14:49Zak, me and Eric in that back room
14:52Getting tanked on the good stuff.
14:54We were toasting your mum.
14:56Saying what a wonderful woman she were.
14:58Just three old guys shooting their brains.
15:01Nice!
15:02Comparing notes on me mum.
15:04Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
15:05We were very respectful.
15:07He were a great respecter of women, was Zak.
15:10Yeah, hard to tell he was the love of his life, really.
15:13I mean, you've got Nellie, me mum.
15:17My money's on Lisa.
15:19Weren't there another one and all?
15:21Er, Joni, were it?
15:23We don't talk about her.
15:25You've just drank!
15:27Oh!
15:28Dei Rodeo!
15:32Er, is it really appropriate to be filming this?
15:35It's for Samson.
15:36He's not here to say his goodbyes, is he?
15:38Yeah, well, come get my day release.
15:40Sorry.
15:41I hate thinking of him in prison today of all days.
15:44Oh, you did your best, love.
15:46Can't help feeling guilty, though, can I?
15:48I let him down.
15:50What's this?
15:52Oh, first time seeing you today.
15:54Yeah, sorry. Been with Ruby.
15:57She's not coping too well, losing her mum and that.
16:01How are you bearing up?
16:04We all deal with things differently.
16:07Um, Nate didn't stay away on my account.
16:10Well, Tracy tried contacting him, apparently.
16:13He didn't get back to her.
16:14I mean, maybe he didn't get the message.
16:17Hey!
16:20Zacks.
16:21Well, we could hardly send him off without it.
16:24You know, there's a very appropriate old song for that.
16:30Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:35On Ilkley Moor by chance?
16:40Come on!
16:41Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:45Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:50On Ilkley Moor by chance?
16:52Where is that?
16:53On Ilkley Moor by chance?
16:55On Ilkley Moor by chance?
17:00There's been a court in Mary Jane.
17:03Well, the big man wanted a celebration.
17:05He did.
17:06Look, we're gonna be getting the show on the road,
17:08getting him up for burial.
17:10I think you need to go and spend some time with Ruby, you know?
17:14Live for the living, yeah?
17:16I'll see you later.
17:19On Ilkley Moor by chance?
17:21Where is that?
17:22On Ilkley Moor by chance?
17:24On Ilkley Moor by chance?
17:35Sorry to pull you out of there.
17:38But I wanted to speak somewhere less busy.
17:42Yeah, not like any funeral I've ever been to.
17:45No.
17:47Look, a day like today, well, it gets you thinking
17:51about what's important.
17:53And I was watching them all together.
17:56The Dingles, you know, was one.
18:00Anyway, I started thinking about home.
18:04My home, I mean.
18:06Kim Tate, struggling for words.
18:09This is a first.
18:11It wasn't long ago that we had a house full up there.
18:14But now...
18:15Well, it's just you and Will rattling around,
18:18wondering how many rooms you've got to avoid each other in.
18:21Something like that.
18:23Look, I might be completely off track here,
18:26but is this you asking me and Thomas to move back in?
18:30Would you consider it?
18:32Yeah.
18:33I could take some rattling around.
18:35And now that Evan being there isn't an issue.
18:38That's great.
18:41Up, up, up.
18:42Please, careful.
18:44You'll have to go lower.
18:45Lower?
18:46Yeah, lower than that.
18:47All hail Cleveland Hobart Hats!
18:49All hail Cleveland Hobart Hats!
18:51Shh!
18:59All right.
19:10All right.
19:41DOOR OPENS
19:53How are we doing?
19:58How do you think?
20:01OK, do you know what?
20:02There comes a point where...
20:03What do you want from me?
20:06To be forgiven.
20:10I am sorry, I really am.
20:13Look, when I heard that your mum wanted to see you,
20:16I just thought there might be a chance of...
20:21I don't know.
20:22Something like what I've just seen today.
20:25A loving family saying goodbye to their equally loving dad,
20:28but I knew that I had to lay the groundwork for that.
20:33That is why I went.
20:36I promise.
20:41You still haven't said why she wanted to see me.
20:48If you went over there to make us whole,
20:52you must have told her that.
20:54So go on, then.
20:57What did my loving mother say back, Caleb?
21:10SHE SIGHS
21:14How are we kicking this off, then?
21:16Marlowe's running things.
21:19Yes. Right, I'll... I'll start then, shall I?
21:22Well, you are supposed to be in charge.
21:24Well, I don't know. I've never run a funeral before,
21:26which, as a chef, is considered a win.
21:28Well, getting on with it might be a start.
21:30Dear God!
21:32This family couldn't organise its way out of a paper bag.
21:40I mean...
21:42I'll flip and do it.
21:44The one and only Tina Dingles.
21:46What, my sister?
21:48I don't know what you're all staring at.
21:51Did you seriously think I won't come?
22:06What the hell are you doing here?
22:08I could say the same to you.
22:10Big brother.
22:12Can you imagine how it felt?
22:14Learning you weren't my cousin any more.
22:17But...
22:18whatever he got up to with your mum.
22:20Oh, classy, bringing that up at his funeral.
22:23He was still my dad.
22:24I've got every right to pay my respects.
22:27You didn't respect him when he was alive.
22:29Who are you?
22:30That's our Belle.
22:31Someone else you've never bothered to get to know.
22:33As in your sister.
22:34Your little Belle?
22:36No way.
22:37Yeah, she's done a lot of growing up in 25 years.
22:40How do you even know she exists?
22:42I know everything about everyone.
22:45Mainly because she told me.
22:49Ex-con.
22:51Ex-con.
22:52Ex-con.
22:53Ex-con.
22:54Oh!
22:55Ex-con.
22:57All done so well.
23:00She also told me my dad were dead.
23:02Unlike the rest of you, so thanks for that.
23:05I just stayed in contact with her, you know.
23:07Christmas cards and stuff.
23:09And funeral invitations, apparently.
23:11It's nice to meet you, Aunty Tina.
23:13And you.
23:15I want to say, er...
23:19Vinnie.
23:21Heard a lot about you.
23:24Did I stop being Dad's daughter cos I wasn't around to suck up to him?
23:27Yeah, I'm looking at you, Charity.
23:29You were the worst when we were growing up.
23:33As I said,
23:35I'm here to pay my respects.
23:37Like the rest of you.
23:39Yeah, and what else?
23:40Cos, come on, we all know what you're like.
23:42Right, far be it from me to interfere,
23:44but can we do this after?
23:46I don't know what Zak would think.
23:48I'm sure he wouldn't want us all bickering over his casket.
23:51Yeah, I suppose he's got a point.
23:53So, where were we?
23:55Marlon?
23:58Right.
23:59OK.
24:01We're here to say goodbye to Zak.
24:04Our...
24:06Our patriarch.
24:08Get in with his big words.
24:11He was a loving husband,
24:13grandad, brother, uncle...
24:16and dad.
24:20And he'll be really missed.
24:24Caleb!
24:25Tell me what my dying mother wanted from me!
24:28To twist the knife one final time.
24:31There.
24:32Are you happy?
24:34Not really.
24:35She...
24:36She was the poisonous witch that she always was.
24:38She called you all sorts.
24:40Look, I don't really want to go into it.
24:42It doesn't help anyone.
24:44All sorts? Like what?
24:46What does it matter?
24:47I need to know.
24:48What, you want the actual words?
24:50All right, little whore.
24:52Those were two of them, and there was plenty more besides.
24:55You know what she was like.
24:59SHE SIGHS
25:07She wasn't a nice person, Ruby.
25:15Come here.
25:18I'm OK.
25:22I mean...
25:24I had thought that might be it.
25:29You can see why I didn't want to tell you, can't you?
25:33I suppose.
25:37I just...
25:40..hoped something might have changed.
25:44Well, she's gone now.
25:46For good.
25:48We just...
25:49We just...
25:51..have to accept it and move on.
26:06And he wanted music.
26:08He wanted these songs played while, you know,
26:10while each of us took a quiet moment to think about him.
26:13MUSIC PLAYS
26:43LAUGHTER
27:13MUSIC CONTINUES
27:44MUSIC STOPS
27:49What's all this?
27:50A few welcome home gifts.
27:53Gabby and Thomas are moving back.
27:55Making the most of having a family.
27:57Buying one more like.
27:59How much did this lot cost?
28:01And what on earth's that got to do with you?
28:03I don't know if you remember, but Dawn's on her up as her Billy and the kids.
28:07I could hardly forget, could I?
28:09Well, you made such a big deal about making up with them,
28:12and now Gabby's bringing home little Prince Thomas.
28:15They obviously don't matter.
28:17Excuse me?
28:19You're accusing me of buying a family one minute,
28:22and then the next, you're up on your high horse
28:25because I'm not throwing money Dawn's way.
28:27What, to keep things equal, is that it?
28:29Oh, my bad for thinking that way.
28:31Yesterday, I gave Dawn that loan she wanted.
28:35Towards a car and groceries, things they needed.
28:38I think she appreciated it.
28:41After all, I was able to provide where you pretty much failed
28:46and are constantly failing.
28:59I'm supposed to say what you meant to me.
29:03Dad...
29:05..when I first arrived here...
29:09..I was all over the place and...
29:13..lashing out and that.
29:17I knew you took me in.
29:21Treated me like a...
29:27I can't. I can't do this.
29:29It's OK. It's OK.
29:32You didn't like it and my cooking was too fancy.
29:37You always cleared your plate.
29:41Sleep well, Uncle Zach.
29:47You were the best, great-granddad.
29:52You made us strong.
29:55You always told it like it was.
29:57I love you, Uncle Zach.
29:59You were never afraid to tell me when I was wrong.
30:04But you always backed me up when I was right.
30:16You always loved a laugh and a...
30:18..and a drink.
30:21I miss you, Uncle Zach.
30:23You welcomed me into your home.
30:28I'll never forget.
30:30You called me Dingle.
30:32And you made me so proud to be one.
30:39You always looked after me, Uncle Zach.
30:42Cos I was family.
30:44And nothing was more important to you than me.
30:48I'll never forget you.
30:52None of us will.
30:55Ever.
31:03PHONE RINGS
31:07It's me.
31:10It's me.
31:13It's me.
31:15PHONE RINGS
31:18For God's sake. Hang on. That could have been important.
31:21Shut up. Is it possible you could try not making a show of yourself,
31:24you know, considering what's happening?
31:26Is it possible you could try winding your neck in?
31:29OK. Now is not the time.
31:32This is wrong.
31:34This is all wrong.
31:39Hello. It's the man I was about to call.
31:41Aren't we the happy pair, then?
31:45I need to know where you're at.
31:47At?
31:48Fulfilling your side of the bargain.
31:50Are we talking about Kim here? Who else?
31:52So?
31:54Well, the thing is, the plan included me getting all of the haulage,
31:56but right now I'm still waiting on Jimmy's shares, aren't I?
31:58I have got no idea what your brilliant plan is,
32:01nor any proof that you'll actually push it through.
32:04OK. I hear you. I get where you're coming from.
32:07But I promise you, all that's in hand.
32:09It's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about anyway, actually.
32:12Go on.
32:13Paperwork.
32:15Talking kings. Tax returns, bank statements, that kind of thing.
32:20I'll get my lawyers to have a look, see if there aren't any, you know, anomalies.
32:24Weaknesses.
32:26You're pretty much the only person that could do that.
32:29And that'll get things moving, will it?
32:31Yeah, of course it will. Let alone with Jimmy's shares.
32:38Belle?
32:41Belle, you OK?
32:43No, I'm not OK, cos it's Dad's funeral and everything's wrong.
32:46I know it's a lot to take in right now,
32:48a sister turning up out of the blue that you never met before,
32:51but today's about saying goodbye to your dad, isn't it?
32:54And, like Paddy says, that can wait.
32:57It's about focusing on what's important.
32:59Yeah, which is what I'm doing.
33:06Mum's ashes.
33:09This is where we kept them, what's left of them.
33:12Mum and Dad need to be together.
33:15Oh, Belle, I'm sorry, I thought this was about Tina.
33:19Of course this isn't about Tina.
33:21I don't care about her, I don't know her, do I?
33:23But this, this is what matters.
33:27For Dad and for Mum, and I'm not going to let them down again.
33:31I'm sorry, when have you ever...
33:33Please, I'm not trying to make this about me.
33:37Mandy, will you just give me my damn phone back?
33:39When and only when this is over.
33:41Look, you, you can't be trusted.
33:44I could just take it.
33:45Yeah, I'd like to see you try, yeah?
33:47There's easy enough room for two in there, easy.
33:52Maybe we should go and see what's happening.
33:54Might have to postpone.
33:58Hey, you all right?
34:00Mum's ashes.
34:03Of course.
34:04Come on, we're reconvening.
34:18Bye, Dad.
34:28This is so you and Mum can be together.
34:31Forever.
34:35And I hope I see you both again.
34:41Rest in peace.
34:43Bye.
35:02Do you want to tell me why there's so many photos of our house on this phone?
35:14Well, you've still not answered my question.
35:16Aren't they the right time?
35:17Like there's ever a right time.
35:19But that's why you're here, innit?
35:20I don't know what you're on about.
35:22They're just snaps.
35:23What?
35:24People don't take snaps of a house.
35:25But it's not this one.
35:26Unless you're planning on flogging it.
35:28Stop being so melodramatic.
35:29I would never invite you to the funeral for the thought...
35:31Telling me about my own dad's funeral does not make you a saint.
35:34What?
35:35Are you cashing in on my uncle's act before he's even cold?
35:37Make him Aunt Theresa, does it?
35:38I'm entitled to this house like anybody else.
35:41I'm entitled to this house like anyone.
35:43Please.
35:44I am still his daughter.
35:46Whatever you lot think.
35:48What's going on?
35:49She's got photos of the house on her phone.
35:51So?
35:52So, it's obvious, innit?
35:53She's trying to sell it from under us.
35:55Oh, get over yourself.
35:56I was just going to show off some pics to the estate agent.
35:59See what it's worth.
36:00Me dad wouldn't have bothered to get a will.
36:03So his kids should all get an equal share.
36:05Are you kidding me?
36:06That's our house.
36:08Yeah?
36:09Well, now he's gone.
36:12So it's my house too.
36:15You've sorted our little problem out yet.
36:18Yeah, kind of.
36:20I've put it in writing.
36:22I've told the bank we own all of the haulage.
36:25But we don't.
36:26But we will.
36:27We don't, though.
36:29Do we? You can't just go lying to the bank, Caleb.
36:31I already have. It's done.
36:34Look, it's only a matter of time anyway, innit?
36:36I've spoken to Will. He's on the case.
36:38He's going to get us all of Jimmy's shares.
36:40Promise.
36:44This is your fault for inviting her in the first place.
36:46A few Christmas cards don't mean I'm giving it out.
36:48Right, maybe we all just stop shouting.
36:50She can't take her home off us, can she?
36:52No, she can give it a good go.
36:53Same old gold digger she always was.
36:54Don't you dare call me that, Chas Dingle.
36:56Everyone, shut up!
36:58Why?
36:59So she can talk her way out of it?
37:01She can't, actually.
37:02Actually?
37:04Remind me who the hell you are when you're at home.
37:06When I'm at home?
37:07Or anywhere else, for that matter.
37:09My name's Lydia, and I'm Sam's wife.
37:11Your sister-in-law.
37:13How do you manage that, Sammy?
37:14She backward and all.
37:16Oh, come off it.
37:18We all know you're lucky to get married once, but twice?
37:21Our Sam can't even count that far.
37:29Slag off my Sam again and I'll make you wish you'd never been born.
37:32And as for the house,
37:33Zak did make a will and he had me look after it.
37:36That letter that Cain gave me in the house.
37:38So he's left the place to Sam, Belle and Cain.
37:42I hope you've got a decent dry cleaner.
37:45Hang on a minute, is that a...
37:48Why, Tina Dingle, is that a tag?
37:50Yeah.
37:52Yeah, so what?
37:53Don't tell me none of you have ever worn one,
37:54cos I won't believe you.
37:55So we've been a naughty girl then, have we?
37:57Ex-con.
37:58Ex-con.
37:59Ex-con.
38:04Hey.
38:06How was the walk?
38:07Well, I didn't get very far.
38:10I had a phone call from Fiona.
38:13Oh.
38:14What did the friendly family lawyer have to say for herself?
38:17It was about the will reading.
38:19Actually, she's been a lot more helpful lately.
38:21Well, either way, I reckon you're best off leaving all that with me.
38:24I'm co-executor, right? I'll sort it.
38:26No, I want to be there.
38:27She was just giving me a heads-up so it wouldn't be a shock.
38:31How do you mean, shock?
38:33Apparently, a payment went out from my mum's account just before she died.
38:37A big one.
38:39Fiona's worried someone might have tried to scam her,
38:41so she's going to do some digging.
38:44Anyway, she'll give us the details tomorrow.
38:52You are paying for the dry cleaning.
38:54You any idea how much this dress cost?
38:56No sales on a Primark this week, then.
38:58Oh, so soon, we.
39:00I could. I know lots of lawyers.
39:01Really? Because that tag tells us they're pulling the weight.
39:05Oi, Tina Dingle!
39:07We're not supposed to go wandering, are we?
39:09Oh, come on, Steve.
39:10You know what tags off tomorrow?
39:13It's my dad's funeral.
39:14Condolences. Tomorrow's not today, is it?
39:17Now I've had to come all the way out here.
39:19Afternoon, folks. Sorry to intrude.
39:21Come on.
39:23Thanks for sticking up for me, everyone.
39:27Oh, and by the way,
39:29this isn't over!
39:32Ha!
39:34How are you bearing up?
39:37Hey, you did your best by him.
39:40Dad would be proud of you.
39:43Dad?
39:45Zak.
39:47I meant Zak.
39:50Come on, don't look at me like that.
39:51You know how I can get.
39:52I just confused Zak and Dad, that's all.
39:57We need to get the day for this operation sorted.
40:01As soon as this is done,
40:02I'm going to call the hospital.
40:04I'll find out what's going on.
40:09What?
40:12Please don't kick off.
40:15I was supposed to be there yesterday and I cancelled it.
40:18What?
40:19Right, then.
40:20Back to the pub, then, is it?
40:21As per Zak's wishes.
40:23We'll follow you.
40:25At least there's one that won't be coming.
40:27Let's hope we've seen the last.
40:29At least you're here, I suppose.
40:30It's like what Sam said, isn't it?
40:32Family was everything to Zak.
40:40So, erm, you cancelled it?
40:43I had to.
40:44No, you didn't.
40:45Why didn't you say something?
40:47With all of this going on.
40:50And what if I had?
40:52Was I actually supposed to go through with it?
40:54Be in hospital?
40:55Today, of all days?
40:58And you risk losing your wife as well as your dad?
41:04Yeah.
41:05I suppose.
41:08I couldn't have left you to deal with it, Cain.
41:12And I know that everyone else thinks that you're holding it together,
41:14but I know what this is doing to you.
41:17And I love you.
41:18I am your wife and it's my job.
41:22It's all my fault.
41:23No, of course not. That's not what I meant.
41:25Yeah, but I...
41:28You didn't get to put yourself first, did you?
41:30You can't be expected to do everything.
41:32Yeah, but I'm supposed to be stepping up.
41:34That's what my dad expected.
41:40Everything OK?
41:41No, it's not.
41:42Not because I'm messing everything up, as per usual.
41:44I couldn't even hold together at my dad's graveside, could I?
41:47Don't say that.
41:49You can't blame yourself for getting upset.
41:52You did the best you could, Cain.
41:54We all did.
41:55It just obviously wasn't good enough, was it? Eh?
41:58Right, come on, we need to go. We need to get home.
42:00You're not coming to the pub?
42:03Everyone's expecting you.
42:06You're head of family now.
42:07Will you stop saying that?
42:10What does it even mean, anyway?
42:11It's just another way of saying that I can't live up to everything Dad was.
42:15And you two, you just need...
42:19Can we go, please? You need to rest.
42:21Come on. Come on.
42:25Come on.
42:34Someone's got to him.
42:37Maybe it's just the day.
42:41Maybe.
42:46I thought I'd feel better after it were all over and all, but...
42:50I don't.
42:51Same.
42:53I don't know where we go from here.
42:55Cos Dad's gone, isn't he?
42:58He's really gone.
43:01And I know at funerals,
43:03you're meant to say goodbye, you accept it and you move on.
43:08I don't think I can.
43:12Cos we've lost the one thing that held us all together, haven't we?
43:21I know it looks like Cain's spiralling and all, but...
43:25That's all three of us.
43:27We've got to get him back here.
43:29We need to sort this out, even if it takes us all night.
43:33We've got to do this for the family.
43:55Next year, the Tonight Programme, smartphones, time to live without them?