Emmerdale 17th October 2024
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00:30Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
00:40Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
00:49As I walk this land of broken dreams
00:55I have visions of many a thing
00:59But happiness is just an illusion
01:04Filled with sadness and confusion
01:09Hello?
01:11Oh, bald skills.
01:14All right, my run.
01:17Dad's playlist, do you like it?
01:19Yeah, I mean, you've got to have a playlist, right,
01:21for when you're digging a family member's grave.
01:25Yeah, he wanted his favourite songs playing the whole day.
01:28Very specific.
01:29Yeah, Dad all over that.
01:31Get him what he wants, even when he's brown bread.
01:34Yeah, anyway, about me being celebrant today.
01:39Instead of a vicar at the graveside?
01:41You asked me to, Sam!
01:42What about it?
01:43Well, I mean, do you want me to make sure
01:45everybody gets to say something, or...?
01:47Yeah, of course, if they want to.
01:50You should say something, obviously.
01:52Me?
01:53Yeah, he's got a point.
01:54Hell, his son and all that.
01:59You all right?
02:02I just miss him, that's all.
02:04Of course.
02:07Yeah.
02:08Yeah, we all do.
02:11Do you ever clock off?
02:12Well, we want him looking his best, don't we?
02:14Anyone could be popping in today.
02:18Oh, that's not how you do creases.
02:20What?
02:22Liz!
02:23I didn't want to think you'd never seen an iron.
02:25Well, last time he should be ironing his own flaming kegs.
02:27He's a bit busy out there right now.
02:29I've not counselled my clients.
02:31Well, get on it, there's a time factor, remember?
02:34Hey, how we all doing?
02:36Oh, yeah, we're just managing the chaos.
02:38Fastest organised funeral ever.
02:40How's the food situation?
02:41Well, everybody'll get fed, I hope.
02:46Hey, Belle.
02:49Hey.
02:50Now, fancy her up, though, you know?
02:52Cos you know what he's like, he wouldn't like out fancy.
02:54What, in case all that foie gras filling'll go to waste?
02:57Of course it's nothing fancy, unless you call mucky fat fancy.
03:00Oh, good grief.
03:02Who did your ironing?
03:04It's...
03:06me.
03:07Right, well, come on, trousers off.
03:10What, from a sack?
03:11Yeah.
03:12They need doing again, properly.
03:14Might take a while, mind.
03:15Legs as long as that, you could land a plane on them.
03:17Yes, yes, Marlon's tall and lanky.
03:19Do you know how many chokes he made like that in his lifetime?
03:21All of them.
03:31I've just come to get changed.
03:34Unfortunately, the B&B don't provide funeral suits
03:36as part of their service.
03:40You not getting ready?
03:43OK.
03:45Guess I'm getting the silent treatment.
03:47Lack of communication, not to your taste.
03:49It's ironic.
03:50Listen, Ruby...
03:52I don't want to hear it.
03:54And I'm not going today.
03:57But it's... it's important.
03:59It's family.
04:01You don't get to lecture me on family.
04:05I missed my own mother's passing, thanks to you.
04:08Yeah, I know.
04:10And I am sorry.
04:11Sorry doesn't cut it, Caleb.
04:15Suited and booted, then?
04:17Reckon we'll do.
04:19Yeah, he'd be proud.
04:21Of course he would.
04:26Lydia, it's nearly time!
04:29Coming!
04:35Oh, Miles, will you pass us one of them?
04:37Yeah, I mean, we may as well start as he intended us to go on, eh?
04:40Yeah, what my Uncle Zak wants, my Uncle Zak gets, right?
04:45Have you all sat down, though?
04:47As ready as they'll ever be.
04:49What's that?
04:50It's family tradition.
04:51Just remember these two fighting about who carried it at our butcher's funeral.
04:55Fat egg.
04:56You fat egg.
05:00Well, you all look very befitting.
05:05Are you all right, love?
05:08If you don't feel up to today, we'd all understand.
05:11You know, what with everything you've got going on.
05:15Today's not about that.
05:18Today's about laying Dad to rest.
05:21Everything else can wait.
05:25Right, come on, then. Let's get going.
05:28Flowers, I've... I've forgotten.
05:30Oh, I was supposed to remind you!
05:32Well, we'll have to do without.
05:34You can't have a burial without flowers.
05:36Flowers?
05:37There's plenty of flowers growing outside.
05:39Come on, people, we can all pick some now.
05:49Cain.
05:51Can I just sit here with Dad for a bit?
05:55Yeah.
05:57Course you can.
06:06Come on.
06:15Just me and you.
06:17One last time, hey, Dad?
06:24Do you remember when I was little?
06:27And I was having those bad dreams?
06:32Because I was scared I was going to lose you.
06:36I was scared you were going to die.
06:40But you sat me down.
06:43And you said to me,
06:44it's all right, I'm not going anywhere.
06:52And I didn't think you ever would.
06:55Until now.
06:58But I am so glad
07:01you said that to me, Dad, because
07:03you made me feel safe.
07:07You always made me feel safe and I...
07:11I just wish I'd told.
07:15I was going to come up to Scotland,
07:17I was going to tell you everything.
07:22No, I'm not going to let him be a part of this.
07:30None of us are here forever, are we?
07:34But I am so grateful
07:37that I had you whilst I did.
07:47So, are you good?
07:48Zak Shindig?
07:50Oh, yeah, show my respects.
07:51Actually, I'm about to look up, sir.
07:53I think I might give it a swerve.
07:54Wife will probably be there.
07:56Still daggers drawn for you two, then?
07:58Sometimes up, sometimes down.
08:00Right now, down.
08:03In a stabbing motion, so I'm keeping well clear.
08:06I see her at home plenty, like.
08:08Don't let it get like that between you and Jimmy.
08:11You know with him spreading himself to thin,
08:13can put a lot of pressure on you.
08:15Course, if you hadn't sold your shares in the first place,
08:18he wouldn't be spreading himself thin, would he?
08:20I'm just saying, it's well worth watching.
08:22I mean, he could sell up, spend more time with his family.
08:25I'm just looking out for you guys.
08:27Yeah, well, stop.
08:28You want her to sell, that's your business.
08:30We can manage, thanks.
08:34Hey, big day.
08:37I know, can't quite believe it.
08:40Lisa, my mum, Liv, and now Uncle Zak.
08:46Come on.
08:49Have you spoken or heard from Ryan?
08:52Yeah, he's on his way, but I've told him not to rush.
08:55I don't want him bombing back on the motorway from his mates.
08:58So what have we got to be out here for?
09:00I'm as clueless as you are, love.
09:02Apparently, it's what the big man stipulated.
09:04Oh, aye.
09:05Going to lead the way in, is he?
09:07All we know is that Zak wanted a big celebration.
09:11Maybe the family just wanted to get to the bar first.
09:15Oh, Myra, don't.
09:17You set us all off.
09:22Here we go.
09:24Here we go.
09:34You sure you want me to do it?
09:35Well, you've got the pipes for it, haven't you?
09:37Go on.
09:40OK, folks, dig deep.
09:41One final round, eh?
09:45Eric!
09:47Some things never change.
09:49Everyone gives it a dingle, won't you?
09:53Don't they?
09:54When you sing the dates to the last date.
10:11Oh, I see.
10:12He really is going to lead the way.
10:17I reckon he would have loved having the law here.
10:19It's like he planned it himself.
10:21Surely you don't want to bother us?
10:23Not today.
10:24You can see it's a family funeral.
10:26Just come to pay me respects, I promise.
10:28Vinnie!
10:39One last pint, Dad, aye?
10:51Cheers.
11:01Family funerals, isn't it?
11:03Full of surprises.
11:05Someone's normally arrested,
11:07someone disgraces themselves,
11:09and someone always comes out the woodwork, don't they?
11:22MUSIC PLAYS
11:27This is all well and good.
11:28But what of the rest are you going to have?
11:30I can't tell if he's joking.
11:32He isn't.
11:33It's Zack and Cain and Bart from the door,
11:36and I'm right at the top of the stairs,
11:38hiding Gloria.
11:40Do you remember Gloria?
11:42Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:44So she says, he's not here.
11:46But if you don't believe me,
11:48of course, if you're a gentleman, you would.
11:51I bet you could see the inner turmoil.
11:53Literally.
11:54So he knows that I'm in there,
11:56and he wants to punch the lights out of me.
11:58But there again, underneath it all,
12:01he is a gentleman.
12:03So he has to take her word for it,
12:05and away he goes.
12:07Sounds like you got away lightly.
12:09So you got one over on Zack Dingle?
12:11If I ever got one over Zack Dingle,
12:13you could be sure he'd get one back over me.
12:17Taught me how to box, you know, Zack.
12:19Took a lot of teaching, did it?
12:21He had a few tricks up his sleeve.
12:22I know he fell out with folk, but do you know what?
12:24He didn't hold a grudge long, did he?
12:26Dunno, wherever he is,
12:28I bet Chris Tate's keeping one out of his way.
12:30Or hiring some celestial security.
12:35I need a word later.
12:37Oh? Should I be worried?
12:39Oh, I hope not.
12:40Right, Cain, I'm gonna get this lot quiet, OK?
12:43You've got a job to do, head of the family and all that now.
12:45Look, don't, seriously.
12:46Oh, just shush.
12:48Right, ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please?
12:52Shut your gobs!
12:57Right, have we all got a drink?
12:59Yeah.
13:01Good.
13:03Cos today...
13:05..we're celebrating the life of Zack Dingle.
13:08In style.
13:10Which means all the drinks are on us.
13:12Don't we all just chip in?
13:15Cain.
13:19Erm...
13:22So, Dad...
13:24..Zack Dingle.
13:26ALL CHANT ZACK DINGLE
13:30What?
13:31That was never mentioned when we first applied.
13:35All right, yeah, I'll get it all put in place.
13:38Bye now.
13:40All right? Everything OK?
13:42Yeah, just the bank being their usual helpful self.
13:45It's fine, I'm dealing with it.
13:49You want me to clarify that we own the haulage, all of it?
13:53Well, that's the plan.
13:54Yeah, but that's not good enough.
13:56They want it in writing that we've acquired the Ulster Bank by tomorrow.
13:59And the loan's dependent on it.
14:01They never said that before.
14:03You need to sort this with Jimmy.
14:05Yes, Jay, I will.
14:07Right now, I've got a wake to get to.
14:10MUSIC PLAYS
14:28Steps? Has Zack put steps on his playlist?
14:31Yeah, he used to dance to it when our bell was at the top.
14:35I caught him doing a routine once.
14:40MUSIC CONTINUES
14:44Looking wistful.
14:46Oh, I was just remembering.
14:48Zack, me and Eric in that back room,
14:51getting tanked on the good stuff.
14:53We were toasting your mum.
14:55Saying what a wonderful woman she were.
14:57Just three old guys shooting their brains.
15:00Nice! Comparing notes on my mum.
15:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We were very respectful.
15:06He were a great respecter of women, was that?
15:09Yeah, hard to tell he was the love of his life, really.
15:12I mean, you've got Nellie, my mum.
15:16My money's on Lisa.
15:18Weren't there another one and all?
15:20Er, Joni, were it?
15:22We don't talk about her.
15:24Who is it?
15:26You've just drank!
15:28De Rodeo!
15:32Er, is it really appropriate to be filming this?
15:35It's for Samson. He's not here to say his goodbyes, is he?
15:38Yeah, we couldn't get him a day release.
15:40Sorry.
15:42I hate thinking of him in prison today of all days.
15:44Oh, you did your best, love.
15:46Can't help feeling guilty, though, can I?
15:48Won't let him down.
15:52Oh, first time seeing you today.
15:54Yeah, sorry. Been with Ruby.
15:56She's not coping too well, losing her mum and that.
16:01How are you bearing up?
16:03We all deal with things differently.
16:06Mum, Nate didn't stay away on my account.
16:09Oh, Tracy tried contacting him, apparently.
16:12But he didn't get back to her. I mean, maybe he didn't get the message.
16:19Zacks.
16:21Well, we could hardly send him off without it.
16:23You know, there's a very appropriate old song for that.
16:27Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:32On Ilkley Moba Tat.
16:36Come on!
16:38Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:43Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:48On Ilkley Moba Tat.
16:51On Ilkley Moba Tat.
16:53Well, the big man wanted a celebration. He did. Look, we're gonna be getting the show
17:07on the road, getting him up for burial. I think you need to go and spend some time with
17:11Ruby, you know? Live for the living, yeah? I'll see you later.
17:18Where's that?
17:19Sorry to pull you out of there, but I wanted to speak somewhere less busy.
17:42Yeah, not like any funeral I've ever been to.
17:47Look, a day like today, well, it gets you thinking about what's important. And I was
17:54watching them all together, the Dingles. You know, I was one... Anyway, I started thinking
18:01about home. My home, I mean.
18:06Kim Tate, struggling for words. This is a first.
18:10It wasn't long ago that we had a house full up there. But now...
18:15Well, it's just you and Will, rattling around, wondering how many rooms you've got to avoid
18:20each other in.
18:21Something like that.
18:23Look, I might be completely off track here, but is this you asking me and Thomas to move
18:29back in?
18:30Would you consider it?
18:32Yeah. I could take some rattling around. And now that Evan being there isn't an issue.
18:38That's great. Thank you.
18:41Up, up, up.
18:42Be careful.
18:43Marlon, you'll have to go lower.
18:45Lower?
18:46Yeah, lower than that.
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20:14When I heard that your mum wanted to see you, I...
20:17I just thought there might be a chance of...
20:20Well, I don't know.
20:22Something like what I've just seen today.
20:25A loving family saying goodbye to their equally loving dad,
20:28but I knew that I had to lay the groundwork for that.
20:33That is why I went.
20:36I promise.
20:40You still haven't said why she wanted to see me.
20:44Don't.
20:47If you went over there to make us whole...
20:51..you must have told her that.
20:53So, go on, then.
20:56What did my loving mother say back, Caleb?
21:14How are we kicking this off, then?
21:16Marlowe's running things.
21:19Yes. Right, I'll... I'll start then, shall I?
21:22Well, you are supposed to be in charge.
21:24Well, I don't know. I've never run a funeral before,
21:26which, as a chef, is considered a win.
21:28Well, getting on with it might be a start.
21:30Dear God!
21:32This family couldn't organise its way out of a paper bag.
21:40I mean...
21:42..I'll flip and do it.
21:43The one and only Tina Dingles.
21:45What, my sister?
21:47I don't know what you're all staring at.
21:50Did you seriously think I won't come?
22:06What the hell are you doing here?
22:08I could say the same to you.
22:10Big brother.
22:12Can you imagine how it felt?
22:14Learning you weren't my cousin any more.
22:17But...
22:18..whatever he got up to with your mum.
22:20Oh, classy, bringing that up at his funeral.
22:23He would tell my dad.
22:24I've got every right to pay my respects.
22:26You didn't respect him when he was alive.
22:28Who are you?
22:29That's our Belle.
22:31Someone else you've never bothered to get to know.
22:33As in your sister.
22:34Your little Belle?
22:36No way.
22:37Yeah, she's done a lot of growing up in 25 years.
22:40How do you even know she exists?
22:42I know everything about everyone.
22:45Mainly cos she told me.
22:49Ex-con.
22:51Ex-con.
22:52Ex-con.
22:53Ex-con.
22:54Oh!
22:55Ex-con.
22:57All done so well.
22:59She also told me my dad were dead.
23:02Unlike the rest of you, so thanks for that.
23:04I just stayed in contact with her, you know.
23:07Christmas cards and stuff.
23:09Funeral invitations, apparently.
23:11It's nice to meet you, Aunty Tina.
23:13And you.
23:15I want to say, er...
23:18Vinnie.
23:21Heard a lot about you.
23:24Did I stop being Dad's daughter cos I wasn't around to suck up to him?
23:27Yeah, I'm looking at you, Charity.
23:29You were the worst when we were growing up.
23:32As I said,
23:34I'm here to pay my respects.
23:37Like the rest of you.
23:38Yeah, and what else?
23:39Cos, come on, we all know what you're like.
23:41Right, far be it from me to interfere,
23:44but can we do this after?
23:45I don't know what Zak would think.
23:47I'm sure he wouldn't want us all bickering over his casket.
23:50Yeah, I suppose he's got a point.
23:52So, where were we?
23:54Marlon?
23:57Right.
23:58OK.
24:00We're here to say goodbye to Zak.
24:04Our...
24:05Our patriarch.
24:08Get in with his big words.
24:11He was a loving husband.
24:13Grandad, brother, uncle.
24:16And Dad.
24:19And he'll be really missed.
24:24Caleb!
24:25Tell me what my dying mother wanted from me!
24:28To twist the knife one final time.
24:31There.
24:32Are you happy?
24:34Not really.
24:35She was the poisonous witch that she always was.
24:38She called you all sorts.
24:40Look, I don't really want to go into it.
24:42It doesn't help anyone.
24:44All sorts? Like what?
24:46What does it matter?
24:47I need to know.
24:48What, you want the actual words?
24:50All right, little whore.
24:52Those were two of them, and there was plenty more besides.
24:55You know what she was like.
25:06She wasn't a nice person, Ruby.
25:14Come here.
25:17OK.
25:21I mean...
25:25..I had thought that might be it.
25:29You can see why I didn't want to tell you, can't you?
25:33I suppose.
25:36I just...
25:39..hoped something might have changed.
25:43Well, she's gone now.
25:45For good.
25:47We just...
25:49..we have to accept it and move on.
26:06And he wanted music.
26:08He wanted these songs played while, you know,
26:10while each of us took a quiet moment to think about him.
26:24Oh, here we are, here we are, and here we go
26:28What a ball, and I never will know
26:31Here we go, oh
26:33Rockin' all over the world
26:38Everywhere, but we're gonna be there
26:42We love you, Lace, Lace, Lace
26:48Cross it all together
26:53We're gonna see you break
26:56She's just a devil woman with evil on her mind
27:00Beware the devil woman, she's gonna get you
27:03And it burns, burns, burns
27:06The ring of fire, the ring of fire
27:14Shine on, you crazy diamond
27:24You were caught in the crossfire
27:27Of childhood and struggle
27:30Blown on the steel, please
27:35Come on, you target
27:38For faraway laughter
27:41Come on, you stranger
27:43You legend, you martyr and child
27:48What's all this?
27:50A few welcome home gifts.
27:52Gabby and Thomas are moving back.
27:55Making the most of having a family.
27:57Buying one more like. How much did this lot cost?
28:00And what on earth's that got to do with you?
28:03I don't know if you remember, but Dawn's on her up as her Billy and the kids.
28:07I could hardly forget, could I?
28:09Well, you made such a big deal about making up with them,
28:11but now Gabby's bringing home little Prince Thomas,
28:14they obviously don't matter.
28:16Excuse me?
28:18You're accusing me of buying a family, one minute,
28:21and then the next, you're up on your high horse
28:24because I'm not throwing money Dawn's way.
28:26What, to keep things equal, is that it?
28:28Oh, my, bad for thinking that way.
28:30Yesterday, I gave Dawn that loan she wanted.
28:33Towards a car and groceries, things they needed.
28:37I think she appreciated it.
28:40After all, I was able to provide where you pretty much failed
28:45and are constantly failing.
28:55I...
28:57I was supposed to say what you meant to me.
29:04Dad...
29:06When I first arrived here...
29:09..I was all over the place and, erm...
29:13..lashing out and that.
29:17I knew you, er, you took me in.
29:20Treated me like a...
29:26I can't, I can't do this. It's OK, it's OK.
29:33You didn't like it and my cooking was too fancy.
29:38You always cleared your plate.
29:42Sleep well, Uncle Zak.
29:45You were the best, Great-Grandad.
29:50You made us strong.
29:53And you always told it like it was.
29:57I love you, Uncle Zak.
29:59You were never afraid to tell me when I was wrong.
30:04But you always backed me up when I was right.
30:07Hmph.
30:10You always loved the laugh and the...
30:13..and the drink.
30:15I miss you, Uncle Zak.
30:20You welcomed me into your home.
30:25I'll never forget.
30:27You called me Dingle.
30:31I'll never forget.
30:35I'll never forget.
30:39And you made me so proud to be one.
30:46You always looked after me, Uncle Zak.
30:49Cos I was family.
30:51And nothing was more important to you than that.
31:00I'll never forget you.
31:04None of us will.
31:06Ever.
31:10SIGHS
31:14BELL RINGS
31:17For God's sake! Hang on!
31:19That could have been important! Shut up!
31:21Is it possible you could try not making a show of yourself?
31:24You're not considering what's happening.
31:26Is it possible you could try winding your neck in?
31:29OK! Now is not the time.
31:32This is wrong.
31:34This is all wrong.
31:39Hello. It's the man I was about to call.
31:41Aren't we the happy pair, then?
31:44I need to know where you're at.
31:46At?
31:48Fulfilling your side of the bargain.
31:50Are we talking about Kim here? Who else?
31:52So?
31:53Well, the thing is, the plan included me getting all of the haulage,
31:56but right now I'm still waiting on Jimmy's shares, aren't I?
31:58I have got no idea what your brilliant plan is,
32:01nor any proof that you'll actually push it through.
32:03OK. I hear you. I get where you're coming from.
32:06But I promise you, all that's in hand.
32:09It's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about anyway, actually.
32:12Go on.
32:13Paperwork.
32:15Talking Kims. Tax returns. Bank statements. That kind of thing.
32:20I'll get my lawyers to have a look, see if there aren't any, you know, anomalies.
32:24Weaknesses.
32:26You're pretty much the only person that could do that.
32:29And that'll get things moving, will it?
32:31Yeah, of course it will. Let alone with Jimmy's shares.
32:35BELL RINGS
32:38Bell?
32:41Bell, you OK?
32:43No, I'm not OK, cos it's Dad's funeral and everything's wrong.
32:46I know it's a lot to take in right now,
32:48a sister turning up out of the blue that you never met before,
32:51but today's about saying goodbye to your dad, isn't it?
32:54And, like Paddy says, that can wait.
32:57It's about focusing on what's important.
32:59Yeah, which is what I'm doing.
33:05Mum's ashes.
33:07This is where we kept them.
33:09What's left of them.
33:11Mum and Dad need to be together.
33:14Oh, Bell, I'm sorry. I thought this was about Tina.
33:18Course this isn't about Tina.
33:20I don't care about her. I don't know her, do I?
33:22But this...this is what matters.
33:25For Dad and for Mum, and...
33:28I'm not going to let them down again.
33:30I'm sorry, when have you ever...
33:32Please, I'm not trying to make this about me.
33:35Mandy, will you just give me my damn phone back?
33:37When and only when this is over.
33:39Look, it's you. You can't be trusted.
33:42I could just take it.
33:44Yeah, I'd like to see you try, yeah?
33:46There's easy enough room for two in there. Easy.
33:51Maybe we should go and see what's happening.
33:53Might have to postpone.
33:56Hey, you all right?
33:59Mum's ashes.
34:02Course. Come on, we're reconvening.
34:17Bye, Dad.
34:27This is so you and Mum can be together.
34:31Forever.
34:34And I hope I see you both again.
34:40Rest in peace.
35:01Do you want to tell me why there's so many photos of our house on this phone?
35:17Well, you've still not answered my question.
35:19Aren't they the right time?
35:20Like there's ever a right time.
35:22But that's why you're here, innit?
35:23I don't know what you're on about.
35:25They're just snaps.
35:26What? People don't take snaps of a house.
35:28There's not this one. Unless you're planning on flogging it.
35:30Stop being so melodramatic.
35:31I would never invite you to the funeral for the thought of...
35:33Telling me about my own dad's funeral does not make you a saint.
35:36What? Are you cashing in on my uncle's act before he's even cold?
35:39Make him all Teresa, does it?
35:40I'm entitled to this house like anyone.
35:42Please.
35:44I am still his daughter.
35:46Whatever you lot think.
35:48What's going on?
35:49She's got photos of the house on her phone.
35:51So?
35:52So, it's obvious, innit?
35:53She's trying to sell it from under us.
35:54Oh, get over yourself.
35:56I was just going to show off some pics to the estate agent.
35:58See what it's worth?
36:00My dad wouldn't have bothered to get a will.
36:02So his kids should all get an equal share.
36:04Are you kidding me?
36:06That's our house.
36:07Yeah?
36:08Well, now he's gone.
36:11So it's my house too.
36:14Right, you sorted our little problem out yet?
36:17Yeah, kind of.
36:19I've put it in writing.
36:21I've told the bank we own all of the ollage.
36:24But we don't.
36:25But we will.
36:26We don't.
36:27We don't, though.
36:28Do it.
36:29You can't just go lying to the bank, Caleb.
36:31I already have. It's done.
36:33Look, it's only a matter of time anyway, innit?
36:35I've spoken to Will. He's on the case.
36:37He's going to get us all the Jimmy's shares.
36:39I promise.
36:43This is your fault for inviting her in the first place.
36:45A few Christmas cards don't mean I'm giving her out.
36:47Right, maybe we all just stop shouting.
36:49She can't take her home off us, can she?
36:51No, she can give it a good go.
36:52Same old gold digger she always was.
36:54Don't you dare call me that, Chas Dingle.
36:55Everyone, shut up!
36:57Why?
36:58So she can talk her way out of it?
37:00She can't, actually.
37:01Actually?
37:03Remind me who the hell you are when you're at home.
37:05When I'm at home?
37:06Or anywhere else, for that matter.
37:08My name's Lydia, and I'm Sam's wife.
37:10Your sister-in-law.
37:12How do you manage that, Sammy?
37:14She, backward and all.
37:15Oh, come off it.
37:17We all know we were lucky to get married once, but twice?
37:20Our Sam can't even count that far.
37:23Slag off my Sam again,
37:25and I'll make you wish you'd never been born.
37:27And as for the house,
37:28Zak did make a will, and he had me look after it.
37:31That letter that Cain gave me in the house.
37:33So he's left the place to Sam, Belle and Cain.
37:37I hope you've got a decent dry cleaner.
37:40Hang on a minute, is that...?
37:43Why, Tina Dingle, is that a tag?
37:45Yeah.
37:47I don't know.
37:48I don't know.
37:49Why, Tina Dingle, is that a tag?
37:51Yeah.
37:52Yeah, so what?
37:53Don't tell me not you've ever worn one,
37:55cos I won't believe you.
37:56So we've been a naughty girl then, have we?
37:58Ex-con.
37:59Ex-con.
38:00Ex-con.
38:04Hey.
38:06How was the walk?
38:07Well, I didn't get very far.
38:10I had a phone call from Fiona.
38:13Oh.
38:14What did the friendly family lawyer have to say for herself?
38:17It was about the will reading.
38:19Actually, she's been a lot more helpful lately.
38:21Well, either way, I reckon you're best off leaving all that with me.
38:24I'm co-executor, right? I'll sort it.
38:26No, I want to be there.
38:27She was just giving me a heads-up so it wouldn't be a shock.
38:31How do you mean, shock?
38:33Well, apparently a payment went out from my mum's account
38:36just before she died.
38:37A big one.
38:39Fiona's worried someone might have tried to scam her,
38:41so she's going to do some digging.
38:44Anyway, she'll give us the details tomorrow.
38:50You are paying for the dry cleaning.
38:52You any idea how much this dress cost?
38:54No sales on a Primark this week, then.
38:56Oh, so soon, we.
38:57I could. I know lots of lawyers.
38:59Really? Cos that tag tells us they're pulling the weight.
39:03Oi, Tina Dingle.
39:05We're not supposed to go wandering, are we?
39:07Oh, come on, Steve.
39:08You know what tags off tomorrow?
39:10It's my dad's funeral.
39:12Condolences.
39:13Tomorrow's not today, is it?
39:15And I've had to come all the way out here.
39:17And I've had to come all the way out here.
39:19Afternoon, folks. Sorry to intrude.
39:21Come on.
39:23Thanks for ticking off for me, everyone.
39:27Oh, and by the way,
39:29this isn't over!
39:34How are you bearing up?
39:37Hey, you did your best by him.
39:40Dan would be proud of you.
39:43Dan?
39:45Zak.
39:46I meant Zak.
39:49Come on, don't look at me like that.
39:50You know how I can get.
39:52I just confused Zak and Dad, that's all.
39:57We need to get the day for this operation sorted.
40:00Soon as this is done, I'm gonna call the hospital.
40:03I'll find out what's going on.
40:08What?
40:11Please, don't kick off.
40:14I was supposed to be there yesterday and I cancelled it.
40:17What?
40:18Right, then.
40:19Back to the pub, then, is it?
40:21As per Zak's wishes.
40:23We'll follow you.
40:25At least there's one that won't be coming.
40:27Let's hope we've seen the last.
40:28Just don't leash her here, I suppose.
40:30It's like what Sam said, isn't it?
40:31Family was everything to Zak.
40:39So, erm, you cancelled it?
40:43I had to.
40:44No, you didn't. Why didn't you say something?
40:47With all of this going on?
40:50And what if I had?
40:51Was I actually supposed to go through with it?
40:54Be in hospital?
40:55Today, of all days?
40:58And you risk losing your wife as well as your dad?
41:04Yeah.
41:05I suppose.
41:08I couldn't have left you to deal with it, Cain.
41:11And I know that everyone else thinks that you're holding it together,
41:14but I know what this is doing to you.
41:17And I love you.
41:18I am your wife and it's my job.
41:21It's all my fault.
41:23No, of course not. That's not what I meant.
41:25Yeah, but...
41:27You didn't get to put yourself first, did you?
41:29You can't be expected to do everything.
41:31Yeah, but I'm supposed to be stepping up.
41:33That's what my dad expected.
41:36Everything OK?
41:38No, it's not.
41:39No, because I'm messing everything up as per usual.
41:41I couldn't even hold together at my dad's graveside, could I?
41:44Don't say that.
41:46You can't blame yourself for getting upset.
41:49You did the best you could, Cain.
41:51We all did.
41:52Yeah, but it obviously wasn't good enough, was it? Eh?
41:55Right, come on, we need to go. Get home.
41:58You're not coming to the pub?
42:01Everyone's expecting you.
42:03Everyone's expecting you.
42:05You're out of family now.
42:07Will you stop saying that?
42:10What does it even mean, anyway?
42:11It's just another way of saying that I can't live up to everything Dad was.
42:15And you two, you just need...
42:19Can we go, please? You need to rest.
42:21Come on. Come on.
42:33Someone's got to him.
42:36Maybe it's just the day.
42:40Maybe.
42:45I thought I'd feel better after it were all over and all, but I don't.
42:50Same.
42:52I don't know where we go from here.
42:55Cos Dad's gone, isn't he?
42:58He's really gone.
43:00And I know at funerals,
43:02you're meant to say goodbye, you accept it and you move on.
43:07I don't think I can.
43:11Cos we've lost the one thing that held us all together, haven't we?
43:21Now it looks like Cain's spiralling and all.
43:24That's all three of us.
43:26We've got to get him back here.
43:29We need to sort this out, even if it takes us all night.
43:33We've got to do this for the family.
43:58Smartphones, time to live without them.