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00:00:00Ellen Musk, the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list, arrives at Atlanta today.
00:00:11What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.
00:00:16Angela, my next door neighbor, still selling your hippie junk here?
00:00:20If your mother-in-law sees, she's going to throw a big fit again.
00:00:26Your mother-in-law was right about you.
00:00:28What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply it to your penniless self?
00:00:33And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:00:38All right, everybody get out.
00:00:41We got an important guest coming.
00:00:45You.
00:00:50You deaf? I said pack up and scram.
00:00:52I paid the staff here already.
00:00:54And if you want me to leave, then fine, but you have to compensate for today's losses.
00:01:00I want to say that again.
00:01:03You know who's visiting today?
00:01:05Ellen freaking Musk, one of the richest people in the world.
00:01:09Ellen Musk. Of course, a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:01:13Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:01:16Really? Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market.
00:01:23You don't think that she could be coming to see me?
00:01:29Coming to see you. All right.
00:01:32You know what? I'll play your game.
00:01:34If she does it so much as give you a glance, I'll eat dirt.
00:01:40Deal.
00:01:49Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within 10 minutes.
00:01:53Or else you're fired.
00:02:13Prepare the limo. Miss Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:02:23Ah, your 10 minutes is almost up.
00:02:25Good. Hope you don't wet your pants.
00:02:28Five, four, three, two, one.
00:02:40Ellen, I mean, Miss Musk, Ellen, I mean, I'm sorry that I, sorry to frighten you.
00:02:50How's my boss bitch?
00:02:51Kick an ass, girlfriend.
00:02:53So how do you, like?
00:02:57She's my boss.
00:02:58Eh, I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:03:03No way.
00:03:07Well?
00:03:12No, no, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss.
00:03:14No, I won't do it again.
00:03:18All right, that's enough.
00:03:20We're not tyrants here.
00:03:28Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:03:36You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:03:38The runaway bride.
00:03:41You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker.
00:03:46Who are you?
00:03:49Where is she?
00:03:51Atlanta.
00:03:52And you were right.
00:03:53It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:03:55My clever bride.
00:03:57I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:04:04Max, prep the jet.
00:04:06I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:04:12Dr. Wilson, Ben and Sterling's on the move.
00:04:14He's headed to Atlanta.
00:04:15Atlanta?
00:04:16The game is afoot.
00:04:17I'm going.
00:04:18Wait, Dr. Wilson, the Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:04:21He can wait.
00:04:22I need to pick up my bride.
00:04:27Dr. Wilson!
00:04:34General Eisenhower reporting, sir!
00:04:37Douglas, Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta.
00:04:40Atlanta!
00:04:42Where is that?
00:04:45Warner, prepare my war plate!
00:04:47Don't sue going after my fiancée.
00:04:49This is war.
00:05:07I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me to.
00:05:12Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:05:14This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:05:17That project is worth billions.
00:05:19He can finally take his company public.
00:05:21But, Angela, my boss,
00:05:25I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:31Without your backing, no offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:05:36Well, three years ago...
00:05:42Three years ago...
00:05:59You saved me.
00:06:04He saved me, and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:08I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress.
00:06:14But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing and then I can finally come out to the public.
00:06:22So that's why you have me secretly helping him.
00:06:25I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:06:30But why work at the flea market?
00:06:33Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:36Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.
00:06:41Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:45You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:51Where the hell are you?
00:06:53Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:06:56Get home stacked. It's a big day today.
00:07:00That was...
00:07:03My mother-in-law, Carol, she judges me because she thinks I come from a lower class family.
00:07:08But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:14You know, she even remembered our third year anniversary.
00:07:22Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:26Hi, I'm home.
00:07:28I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:31Finally, you're back. Now sign the divorce papers.
00:07:36Divorce papers?
00:07:39Is this some sort of misunderstanding, mom?
00:07:42God, don't call me mom again.
00:07:46We're ending that relationship.
00:07:48Just look at you. Dirt all over.
00:07:51You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:53You don't deserve my son. You're way below his league.
00:07:57I'm below his league?
00:07:59That's right. You are.
00:08:02Jared is signing a hundred billion dollar contract tomorrow with the Ellen Musk.
00:08:08And then his company's going public.
00:08:11That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:13But you, you're still just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:08:19Jared's like the king in the clouds.
00:08:22And you...
00:08:23You will always just be a pawn.
00:08:27Like dirt on our shoes.
00:08:32Dirt on your shoes?
00:08:34But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:08:38You're delusional. You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:42How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here.
00:08:48Resorting to lies is definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:51And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:08:59You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:09:04Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.
00:09:06Not a lowlife dirtbag.
00:09:08Enough!
00:09:10Jared, I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:14But I am.
00:09:16Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:19Here's 500K.
00:09:21You'll never make as much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:25Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave.
00:09:28Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:32I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:09:36Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:39Didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:42Fine. Here's another 200,000.
00:09:46500,000 is too much for her already.
00:09:49She's done nothing.
00:09:51Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:09:54She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:09:56Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:10:01I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:10:05You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?
00:10:09And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench.
00:10:13A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:10:17What a joke.
00:10:19If you actually love my son,
00:10:21you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.
00:10:24And leave!
00:10:27You really think that Jared would have gotten that Maple Plaza bid without me?
00:10:32Let alone taking the company public?
00:10:34I did everything for you, Jared.
00:10:38Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:44It's all my work!
00:10:48Baby, we're going to be late for the auction
00:10:52if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:10:56You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:11:01So, she's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:05She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:09Fine. I'll sign it.
00:11:13But don't regret it.
00:11:16Regret?
00:11:18Do you know who I am?
00:11:21Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed?
00:11:25I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:28Jared winning the bid at Maple Plaza was because of my dad.
00:11:34Because he's business partners with Ellen Musk.
00:11:38It's part of the power that I have as an elite.
00:11:42You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:11:46Social stratum matters.
00:11:48Yeah, social stratum does matter.
00:11:52And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:11:55And you really think Ellen Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:12:00Ha! You're delusional.
00:12:03Now sign the papers and scram!
00:12:09You owe me.
00:12:11You dirty bitch. You sicken me.
00:12:20You hit me.
00:12:24Now sign the papers, take your check, and get the fuck out!
00:12:34I don't need your penny money.
00:12:38We're finished.
00:12:40You don't want the money? That's your loss.
00:12:43Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:46But I would like my ring back.
00:12:51Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:54But I would like my ring back.
00:13:06Have fun on your economy flight
00:13:09while I catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:14And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:22Isn't that the Winston blue diamond ring?
00:13:26It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:29Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:32Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:35You're right. She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:43Congrats, Jared boo-boo, on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:48Oh, my dad says there's going to be
00:13:51a secret big-shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:55Bigger big-shot than Elon Musk?
00:13:58Yeah. And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:14:02Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:14Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia,
00:14:18wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:21Vanderbilt?
00:14:23Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies.
00:14:26Basically our employee.
00:14:28Okay, I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow. It's fine.
00:14:31You're still going to the summit tomorrow?
00:14:34But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:37That's exactly why I'm going.
00:14:44Yeah.
00:15:02Angela Lockhart. I finally found you.
00:15:07Who is he?
00:15:09That? That's Devin Sterling.
00:15:12He's number one on Forbes' 30 Under 30 list,
00:15:14an early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling Enterprises.
00:15:18Rumor has it he's worth trillions.
00:15:21And he's your fiancé.
00:15:24What? My fiancé?
00:15:27The one and only.
00:15:30So, after running away and leaving me single for three years,
00:15:35have you figured out how you're going to make it up to me yet, babe?
00:15:43That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:15:49What is she doing here?
00:15:55You skank.
00:15:57My son just divorced you yesterday,
00:15:59and you're already hooking up with another man?
00:16:02Divorced?
00:16:04That's right. So, I guess this was never meant to be mischievous.
00:16:10This was never meant to be mischievous.
00:16:13Sterling. Devin Sterling.
00:16:17So, she has to hide her marital status to find another man.
00:16:20Yes, she's not just a forsaken woman.
00:16:23She's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:16:28How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:16:31Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:16:35Do you know who I am?
00:16:37They don't know who you are.
00:16:40You hide it well.
00:16:42Next team.
00:16:44Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:47Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:53Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta and then to New York.
00:16:57You forgot to bring the security team.
00:17:01Hmm.
00:17:03Mind if I borrow your men?
00:17:07Go ahead.
00:17:11Tell us these ill-mannered apes out.
00:17:13Oh, you bitch.
00:17:15I'll have my son teach you a real lesson.
00:17:24A kiss has a reward, my lady.
00:17:27No.
00:17:30No.
00:17:36The guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:17:39You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett, old money like me.
00:17:44Gentlemen, Harvey Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:47Pleased to meet you all.
00:17:49Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution.
00:17:52What an honor.
00:17:54I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:17:56That's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:58Congrats. You'll be next.
00:18:01But we haven't received the contract yet.
00:18:03We deserve it.
00:18:04Oh, that's nothing.
00:18:05I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:18:07Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:10So, I thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:14Thank you, Mr. Manning.
00:18:16Now, we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:20Yes.
00:18:22I heard they're a very important and powerful gang.
00:18:25Even wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:18:28Now, we can just secure a position with this big shot.
00:18:32We can feast for generations.
00:18:37I'll do my best.
00:18:43Excuse me.
00:18:44A second, gentlemen.
00:18:46What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:51How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:53Me? A hobo?
00:18:55How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:18:58You sleep your way in?
00:18:59I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:19:02Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:19:05Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:10This is your ex-husband?
00:19:14What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:16Who the hell is this?
00:19:18You were cheating on me?
00:19:24Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:28That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:33They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:36That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:40They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:55You dare hurt my mom and Kaylee.
00:19:59Get your hands off of her.
00:20:01Ah!
00:20:05My lady.
00:20:21My queen.
00:20:32It's...
00:20:34It's him!
00:20:36He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday!
00:20:39Who are these peasants?
00:20:41These seats are reserved for thee, Ellen Musk, and her special guest.
00:20:46Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:49You're disturbing the peace.
00:20:53Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:20:54That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:20:56You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:20:59His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:21:03This civil war would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:21:07Vanderbilt.
00:21:09The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt,
00:21:13who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:21:18That the Lee Vanderbilt family?
00:21:20Oh, goddammit, a stomachache now?
00:21:33Whatever.
00:21:35Angela can handle herself, she'll be fine.
00:21:38How dare you call one of us low?
00:21:41I'm Harvey F. N. Buffett, the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:21:46I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:21:50And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair.
00:21:54Not without a little help from me.
00:21:57I'm not going to let you get away with this.
00:22:00I'm not going to let you get away with this.
00:22:03I'm not going to let you get away with this.
00:22:05With my hair.
00:22:07Not with me around.
00:22:09I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:14You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:22:18You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:22:21We've had enough of your games.
00:22:23Security, break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:27Looks like the old guard's teaming up against you.
00:22:30But don't worry, you got new money.
00:22:35I can handle myself, thank you.
00:22:38Yes, my queen.
00:22:40You're all despicable.
00:22:43An insult to your family names.
00:22:47Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:22:51Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:54Cut off all business ties.
00:22:57And if you don't,
00:22:59I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:23:03I knew it.
00:23:05You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:07You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:09How much money did you spend on that getup?
00:23:11And to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:13You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:17You have nothing.
00:23:19And you will always be nothing.
00:23:21She's a gold digger.
00:23:24Gold digger.
00:23:26Gigolo.
00:23:28Want to try me for a night?
00:23:30Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:31Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:35They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:38Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:40She's only here to try and ruin my bill in the Maple Plaza project.
00:23:43I'm gonna kill that sushi chef.
00:23:45Security!
00:23:50Security!
00:23:52You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.
00:23:56And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:23:58You!
00:24:00Insolent fools.
00:24:02Let me guess.
00:24:04You're that special guest?
00:24:06I don't know.
00:24:08Throw them out!
00:24:10And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:17Oh, you fucked up ass.
00:24:23I got this.
00:24:30Oh, come on.
00:24:51What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:54I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:24:56No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:24:59Oh my God, we're so screwed.
00:25:10Angela!
00:25:12Don't hurt her.
00:25:14Bitch, I've always been sick of you.
00:25:16You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:18How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:25:20Boss?
00:25:22Did she say her boss?
00:25:24Miss Musk?
00:25:26That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:27Angela Lockhart.
00:25:29My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:32Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:35Past the American Revolution?
00:25:37Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:39If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is.
00:25:42That's Lady Lockhart to you.
00:25:44She's royalty.
00:25:46And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:25:49What the hell did you do?
00:25:51Kneel before me.
00:25:53Oh, your majesty.
00:25:54Welcome to the United States.
00:25:57We've always been your loyal subjects.
00:26:00Yes, your highness.
00:26:02Is it a queen or a princess?
00:26:05It doesn't matter.
00:26:07My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:26:10We didn't mean to offend.
00:26:12Hey, what are you doing, you idiot?
00:26:14Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:25What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:44She's a badass herself.
00:26:46He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:48You, you, you told me your wife was a hippie pedophile.
00:26:52You told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:55Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:26:58No, no, don't believe their lies.
00:27:00I worked hard for everything.
00:27:02You worked for everything?
00:27:08Hi, honey.
00:27:10So, our 30th anniversary is coming up
00:27:13and I thought that maybe we can do something special this year.
00:27:16I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:18I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project.
00:27:20And if I get it, I can take the company public.
00:27:30You were nothing before me.
00:27:33All your achievements, all your glory.
00:27:37That's all mine.
00:27:39Including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:27:42I can take all of that away.
00:27:45Just like that.
00:27:47No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:48That's why Elon Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:27:52Oh, and this antique wedding ring?
00:27:56Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:27:58It was Queen Victoria's and its worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:28:08Oh, no.
00:28:10I gave you back the ring?
00:28:12I divorced a royal heiress?
00:28:13No.
00:28:15No, please.
00:28:17No, please take me back.
00:28:19I still love you.
00:28:23Oh, man.
00:28:25It looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:27No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower.
00:28:35God, these two again.
00:28:37Did he say…
00:28:39Is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:41President Eisenhower's descent
00:28:43and President Eisenhower won World War II.
00:28:45Each of his descendants have all gone on to become five-star generals,
00:28:48the highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:50Bloody buffoons know your history.
00:28:52Sorry I'm late, babe.
00:28:54I got lost trying to find Atlanta.
00:28:56Then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:29:02And that there is…
00:29:04That is the legendary boy genius, Dr. Wilson.
00:29:07He's Dr. House's protege.
00:29:09Dr. House?
00:29:11I thought that was just a TV show.
00:29:13That's a real figure.
00:29:15Yep, that's me.
00:29:17Son of James House.
00:29:19Dr. House, he's practically my uncle.
00:29:21I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him
00:29:23when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:25So he's been off carrying himself
00:29:27a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands
00:29:29for the last 15 years.
00:29:31And I'm late because I ran out of gum
00:29:33and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:38Hey, Ellen.
00:29:40Who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:29:41Ah, they're all your fiancés.
00:29:44What?
00:29:46Fiancés?
00:29:48Plural?
00:29:50Fiancés?
00:29:52Plural?
00:29:54Watch it, nerds.
00:29:56I'm her fiancé.
00:29:58No, I'm her fiancé.
00:30:00You can both shut up.
00:30:02I'm her fiancé.
00:30:04It's you.
00:30:06It's me.
00:30:08Who the hell is he?
00:30:09He's my, my fiancé.
00:30:11Your father had arranged these engagements years ago
00:30:13but I didn't tell you
00:30:15because you decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:30:18She has three badass fiancés
00:30:20and she marries his dumb ass.
00:30:24Whatever.
00:30:26Since you're all here,
00:30:28help me finish him.
00:30:31Since you're all here,
00:30:33help me finish him.
00:30:36At your service.
00:30:37At your service.
00:30:39Me too.
00:30:44One down, two more to go.
00:30:46She's become queen.
00:30:48Bishop to G4.
00:30:52Ow, ow, ow.
00:30:54What the hell is that?
00:30:56The most German fest and water in the Nile River.
00:31:02Rook to A8.
00:31:08Hello?
00:31:11I thought I was king.
00:31:13No, you wish.
00:31:15The king doesn't do anything,
00:31:17so Alan can be my king.
00:31:19Oh, fine.
00:31:23Big group to four.
00:31:25It's right this second.
00:31:30I,
00:31:32I've been bankrupt.
00:31:34No!
00:31:35You did?
00:31:41I've been bankrupt.
00:31:43No!
00:31:45I told you I would remove all of you
00:31:47from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:49Well, guess what?
00:31:51Game over.
00:31:53All right, boys,
00:31:55let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:31:57Oh, that's serious business.
00:31:59I'm right with you.
00:32:01Wait for me.
00:32:03Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:32:06Angela!
00:32:11Angela!
00:32:15You already have three fiancées?
00:32:17You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:19I
00:32:21want compensation.
00:32:24You greedy SOB.
00:32:26Who the fuck is that?
00:32:28My ex-husband.
00:32:30Wait, you were married?
00:32:32Yeah, and if that's a problem for you,
00:32:33then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:35More for me?
00:32:37No, no, of course not.
00:32:39Just, do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:41Don't steal my joke.
00:32:43I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:45All evidence of your past with him will be gone.
00:32:48What?
00:32:50Is there something on my face?
00:32:52Yeah, murderous intent.
00:32:54Let's remarry.
00:32:56Let's remarry.
00:32:58You still don't realize.
00:33:00I only fell in love with you
00:33:01because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:33:31Sir, it's an emergency.
00:33:33We need to wreck right away.
00:33:35Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson
00:33:37are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:33:39Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:43She should be okay now.
00:33:48Hey, you!
00:33:50Watch over her.
00:33:52I'll be right back.
00:33:54You saved me.
00:34:04Fuck.
00:34:06I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:09Fuck.
00:34:11I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:13You've cheated on me,
00:34:15you've hit me,
00:34:17and you've insulted me.
00:34:19And after all that,
00:34:21I never want to see you again.
00:34:23Lady Lockhart.
00:34:25What now?
00:34:27Yes, we understand
00:34:29that you are a very busy person,
00:34:31but if you're not going to give your ex-husband
00:34:33the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:35How about us three?
00:34:37Yes, unlike that scumbag,
00:34:39we won't turn on you.
00:34:41Yeah, no.
00:34:43You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:45But...
00:34:47This is your fault, you doofus.
00:34:49We never should have believed your bullshit.
00:34:51No.
00:34:53We can't lose our positions
00:34:55with Elon Musk and the Lockharts.
00:34:57Our families...
00:34:59I'll get you for this!
00:35:06Hey, I never should have listened to you.
00:35:08I'm ruined because of you!
00:35:24So,
00:35:26what's the situation here?
00:35:28I don't want to marry you!
00:35:37I don't want to marry you!
00:35:40Listen,
00:35:42I only met you guys a few hours ago,
00:35:44and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:47But what if I told you
00:35:50that we've known each other for much longer
00:35:51than just a few hours?
00:35:53Much longer.
00:35:57Angela?
00:35:59Your parents would like to have a video call
00:36:01with all of you.
00:36:05My lovely princess, how are you?
00:36:08Look, your mother and I are in Italy.
00:36:10The views here are absolutely stunning.
00:36:13Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:36:15I heard you finally divorced
00:36:18that good-for-nothing,
00:36:19blood-sucking,
00:36:21freeloader husband of yours.
00:36:23Can't call his name, but...
00:36:25Anyway, congratulations!
00:36:27I've selected three prime young men
00:36:30for you to choose from to replace him.
00:36:32Oh, you must pick one of them to marry.
00:36:35Otherwise...
00:36:37Let me do it.
00:36:39You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:36:41Otherwise,
00:36:43we'll kill ourselves.
00:36:45Mom!
00:36:47All right, honey, that's it.
00:36:49Bye!
00:36:51Bye!
00:36:55So, who are you going to choose?
00:36:59Well,
00:37:01what if I want all three of you?
00:37:04Well,
00:37:06what if I want all three of you?
00:37:10That seems greedy.
00:37:17But
00:37:19I can always remove the other two options.
00:37:22Hey!
00:37:24I may be a doctor, but I can take lives, too.
00:37:27I know and have access
00:37:29to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:37:31Whoa, okay.
00:37:33No murder, please. I was just kidding.
00:37:37You have seven days to win her over.
00:37:39Ooh.
00:37:41It's like The Bachelorette.
00:37:43I know.
00:37:45We'll start with challenge one.
00:37:47Welcome to the show,
00:37:49I'm the one who kills the badasses who want me.
00:37:51Today, we have our first challenge.
00:37:55What is all of this, Ellen?
00:37:59You'll see.
00:38:07Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:38:09Cockroaches!
00:38:11All women are afraid of cockroaches.
00:38:13And it is every man's job
00:38:15to save their beloved woman
00:38:17from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:38:19Still, our three candidates do
00:38:21to prove their undying love
00:38:23for our single,
00:38:25but screaming her head off, heiress.
00:38:34Looks like one of our contestants
00:38:36has already called it quits.
00:38:38It's up to the final two.
00:38:50Ooh.
00:39:01Crunchy.
00:39:03That is sick cold.
00:39:05Hey, when you're stranded
00:39:07in the middle of the battlefield,
00:39:09you'll be glad to see one of these around.
00:39:11There are two more left.
00:39:13Want to try one?
00:39:15Oh, my God, no. No.
00:39:17Oh, my God, save me.
00:39:19Save me.
00:39:21Aah!
00:39:23I'm a germophobe doctor.
00:39:25These hands can't get germs on them.
00:39:27They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:39:43Thank God you're here.
00:39:47Are you all right, honey?
00:39:50Angela.
00:39:54All right, you won the first challenge,
00:39:56so you're a reward.
00:39:58You get to watch over her for the night.
00:40:00Just don't cross the line,
00:40:02if you know what I mean.
00:40:04I'm not her scumbag husband.
00:40:06You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:11Honestly, even if you guys fuck,
00:40:13it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:40:15At least my girl can get some.
00:40:17I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:40:20The cockroaches.
00:40:22They're gone, they're gone.
00:40:24There's nothing in this room
00:40:26except you and me, okay?
00:40:28I'm going to kill Ellen
00:40:30when I see her tomorrow.
00:40:34I need a drink.
00:40:43Whoa, easy.
00:40:45You're on an empty stomach.
00:40:47Why do you care?
00:40:49I'm going to drink away your sorrows, Angela.
00:40:53You guys were right.
00:40:55I was blind from marrying that asshole.
00:40:58You know,
00:41:00I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:41:04He never even loved me.
00:41:06And I gave up my entire career for him.
00:41:12Do you really think that you would still be number one
00:41:15on the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I was around?
00:41:17You may not be number one on the Forbes list,
00:41:20but you know what you're number one in?
00:41:23What?
00:41:27You're number one here.
00:41:35You know,
00:41:37we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:41:39Lies.
00:41:42You all just want something from me.
00:41:45You all just want something from me.
00:41:52Angela,
00:41:54I know it's hard to trust again.
00:41:56But I assure you, I don't care
00:42:00what family you're from.
00:42:03I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:42:05I don't need your power,
00:42:07your status, your wealth,
00:42:09your connections.
00:42:12I just need you.
00:42:15I'll prove my love to you within six days.
00:42:18I promise.
00:42:29Screw the contest.
00:42:32I just want love.
00:42:34Angela!
00:42:36You're drunk.
00:42:38I'm an adult.
00:42:40Can't a girl just get what she wants?
00:42:42It's okay.
00:42:45It's okay.
00:42:48But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:42:52Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:43:04If this is what you want.
00:43:14If this is what you want.
00:43:32Nine-inch penis.
00:43:34Morning to you too.
00:43:36You sure you were drunk last night?
00:43:38You wouldn't, uh...
00:43:40A girl remembers when she's had a
00:43:42nine-inch penis inside of her.
00:43:44Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:46But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:49Because then they would...
00:43:51Say that you were being unfair?
00:43:53Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:43:56I won the first challenge,
00:43:58and according to Ellen,
00:44:00my prize was to spend a night with you anyways.
00:44:03Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:44:09Are you sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:44:12Stop.
00:44:15Fine, fine, fine.
00:44:19I won't tell.
00:44:21But only on one condition.
00:44:25I won't tell.
00:44:27But only on one condition.
00:44:30You have to go out on a date with me.
00:44:33Fine.
00:44:37I've had a crush on you since college.
00:44:39I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:44:42You never noticed me.
00:44:48You should get dressed and get out of here
00:44:51before anyone sees you.
00:44:54It's only 7 a.m.
00:44:56She's still sleeping.
00:44:58I'm not sleeping alone.
00:45:00Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé be alone
00:45:02with another man for another second.
00:45:04Morning, gentlemen.
00:45:06Or shall I say ruffmen?
00:45:07Oh, don't mind him.
00:45:10What's up, guys?
00:45:12We're ready for the second challenge.
00:45:14No cockroaches this time.
00:45:16Yes, no more terrifying things.
00:45:18That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:20This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:45:22I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:24The second challenge is...
00:45:26The second challenge is...
00:45:28a date.
00:45:30Lame. I should have asked for something else.
00:45:32A date? That's it.
00:45:34What's the catch?
00:45:35No catch.
00:45:37Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys
00:45:39spending her time with the most.
00:45:41As simple as that.
00:45:43I know what I want to do.
00:45:45Let's start with me first.
00:45:47Okay, who's up first? Then...
00:45:49Me. Save the best for last.
00:45:51Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:53Then it's decided.
00:45:56Please don't take my BMW away.
00:45:58Too bad.
00:46:00You pissed off the Lockharts.
00:46:02I have nothing left.
00:46:06It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:11It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:21General Eisenhower, sir!
00:46:23At ease, Lieutenant.
00:46:25This is my lieutenant.
00:46:27He also manages this boxing gym.
00:46:29Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower.
00:46:31He's so serious.
00:46:32But hang on.
00:46:34Lieutenant, I don't know
00:46:36who I'm going to marry yet.
00:46:38Baby, I decided to take you here
00:46:40on our first date so that I can
00:46:42introduce you to my guns.
00:46:44Guns, like murder weapons?
00:46:46Yes.
00:46:48Murder weapons.
00:47:03I like my guns, babe.
00:47:05Pretty Lockhart.
00:47:07Yeah.
00:47:09Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:47:11Lieutenant!
00:47:13Come close.
00:47:15Wait, you're just going to
00:47:17hit him like that?
00:47:19He's not even going to fight back?
00:47:21Fighting back would be treason, ma'am.
00:47:23Treason?
00:47:25You guys are way too serious.
00:47:27Look, you Lockhart bitch.
00:47:29I caught you.
00:47:30If I'm going down,
00:47:32you're all going down with me.
00:47:34Lieutenant, pincer attack.
00:47:48You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:47:52I will make you pay!
00:47:56If you don't mean to keep beating him up,
00:47:58we could just take him to the cops.
00:48:00I'm not one who tries to hurt you.
00:48:08Zoe's a bit violent.
00:48:10Some might call it being protective.
00:48:12Poor anger issues.
00:48:14What if we get married and I forget
00:48:16to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
00:48:18Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:48:21Hey, some girls are into that.
00:48:23I don't know if I am.
00:48:26Well, maybe shame will be your type.
00:48:31Your date with Shane starts now.
00:48:38Hey.
00:48:40Cool ride.
00:48:42A gift from the Chancellor of Germany
00:48:44when I saved his wife.
00:48:46Impressive.
00:48:49Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:48:52Refreshing.
00:48:54I got cool mint, too.
00:48:56Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:48:57Spearmint.
00:48:59What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:49:02Fruit-flavored gum.
00:49:04I can't stand those.
00:49:06So, where are you taking me, Shane?
00:49:08Let me show you.
00:49:15Dr. Wilson!
00:49:17VIP of VIPs!
00:49:19Right this way.
00:49:21VIP of VIPs?
00:49:23Ah, just some other guy I saved.
00:49:25I forget who.
00:49:27I'll do what I can.
00:49:29Oh, my gosh.
00:49:31It's my gold-digging neighbor
00:49:33who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:35Sandra Miller.
00:49:37What are you doing here?
00:49:39I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:49:41Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce
00:49:43and how you hired some gigolo
00:49:45to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
00:49:48Hello of you.
00:49:50What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:49:52Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:49:54I sell high-fashion jewelry pieces
00:49:55so high-end,
00:49:57you couldn't even afford
00:49:59even a few soldier organs.
00:50:01The auction begins.
00:50:03I'll deal with you later.
00:50:05Here, I'll just be a minute.
00:50:12Cameron,
00:50:14I have a task for you.
00:50:17Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:50:20Cleopatra's armband.
00:50:22Sold by our vendor,
00:50:23Sandra Miller,
00:50:25for five million dollars.
00:50:28Excuse me.
00:50:30I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:32It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:35I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:37It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:39What are you doing?
00:50:41Just watch.
00:50:48That is Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:50Please,
00:50:51I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:50:53She probably got it
00:50:55at the flea market she works at.
00:50:57You work at a flea market?
00:50:59Not this again.
00:51:01Cut the bullshit.
00:51:03That wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:51:05Oh yeah?
00:51:07Here, you want it?
00:51:09For free.
00:51:11Ew, I don't want that trash
00:51:13from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:51:15Well, that's too bad then
00:51:17because you are the fraud.
00:51:19What are you talking about
00:51:21throw them out.
00:51:23Dr. Wilson,
00:51:25I know you're a legend in medicine
00:51:27but we're professionals.
00:51:29Oh yeah?
00:51:31And that armband
00:51:33sells for five million dollars?
00:51:35Yeah, mine is the real thing.
00:51:37You two are just upset
00:51:39because you're too poor
00:51:41to afford our luxury items.
00:51:43Why is that so?
00:51:45When a so-called expert
00:51:47failed to recognize
00:51:49Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:51:51What is it?
00:51:53It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:57Cameron,
00:51:59what have you found?
00:52:01Yeah, that picture of
00:52:03Cleopatra's armband you sent me,
00:52:05it's a replica.
00:52:07They had the same one
00:52:09right here at the flea market.
00:52:11So,
00:52:13you are the fraud.
00:52:15You just went to the flea market
00:52:17so you can buy some fakes.
00:52:19And Cameron,
00:52:21wow,
00:52:23not even five dollars.
00:52:25Sandra.
00:52:27You've been duping us the whole time?
00:52:29Arrest her!
00:52:31No!
00:52:33Please!
00:52:35What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:52:37Uh, investigating lead poisoning
00:52:39from cheap jewelry
00:52:41for the Emperor of Japan.
00:52:43Bye.
00:52:45Black Callista
00:52:47from the jewelry industry forever.
00:52:52I had a really great time tonight.
00:52:55Me too.
00:52:57May I have a kiss?
00:53:13Something wrong?
00:53:15Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:53:22Yep.
00:53:24You never have to worry about stinky breath from me.
00:53:35You
00:53:37owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:53:40I don't have any money.
00:53:42How did you pay for this hotel then?
00:53:44I guess
00:53:46you'll only pay up
00:53:49if I break your other leg.
00:53:51Stop!
00:53:55Mr. Vanderbilt?
00:53:59Mr. Buffett?
00:54:04This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:54:07That's right.
00:54:09Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:54:11I knew Angelo was still in love with me.
00:54:13I knew Angelo was still in love with me.
00:54:16No, no, sir.
00:54:18Sorry about those injuries from earlier.
00:54:19It was all just
00:54:21a little misunderstanding.
00:54:23Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:54:26And then maybe you can
00:54:28tell Lady Lockhart
00:54:30to put in a good word for us?
00:54:32Angela still loves me.
00:54:34She's just throwing a fit.
00:54:36She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:54:38Yeah, do you need any help winning her back?
00:54:40We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:54:42I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago
00:54:44and now they're all begging me to help them out.
00:54:46It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:54:49Sure.
00:54:51I'll put in a good word for you.
00:54:53I just need...
00:54:55Anything. You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:54:57Once I take everything from these idiots,
00:55:00I'll go after Angela Lockhart
00:55:03for my revenge.
00:55:09I'll give you the contract that you have recouped,
00:55:11just like you asked me to.
00:55:13Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:16Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:19I don't get it, Ms. Musk.
00:55:21That contract has a preliminary clause.
00:55:23It requires him to pay 50% of the costs
00:55:25up front as a deposit.
00:55:27And if he can't, then what?
00:55:29He'll be bankrupt.
00:55:31So as long as he's grieving, I have to take it.
00:55:34I'm avenging my best friend.
00:55:36I want to show the world that without
00:55:38Angela Lockhart, he's nothing.
00:55:46I signed the Maple Plaza Project.
00:55:48We should celebrate.
00:55:50You did?
00:55:52You see, I know my son hasn't hit him,
00:55:54but that skank Angela is nothing next to you.
00:55:57And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:56:00Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:56:05What?
00:56:07You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:56:09Oh, no, no, no, no. He's not.
00:56:11Jared, what are you doing?
00:56:13You have such a beautiful and bright future
00:56:15ahead of you.
00:56:17It's my decision, Mom.
00:56:19I'm the head of the house here.
00:56:21I'm telling my dad.
00:56:23Fine. Go right ahead.
00:56:25He has enough problems himself.
00:56:27If you're obedient, I'll keep you around
00:56:29as his side piece.
00:56:31But if not, you can scram.
00:56:33Dad, Jared is being mean to me.
00:56:35Teach him a lesson.
00:56:37Kaylee, be a good girl, okay?
00:56:39Jared has the backing of some
00:56:41very powerful people now.
00:56:43Don't get on his bad side.
00:56:45We can't afford to piss him off.
00:56:47He says.
00:56:49Dad!
00:56:56I'm sorry.
00:56:58I'll be your side piece.
00:57:00Very good.
00:57:02I'm happy you've come around.
00:57:04Now let's go celebrate.
00:57:07I mean, do I really want to be
00:57:09with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:57:11But that tongue action, though.
00:57:13Tongue is important
00:57:15in more than just one spot.
00:57:17We're in public.
00:57:19That's true.
00:57:21Stomachache.
00:57:23Again?
00:57:25I have to run to the bathroom.
00:57:27Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:57:29Okay.
00:57:31Devin's late.
00:57:33Not a good sign for a date.
00:57:35This hotel restaurant
00:57:37has five Michelin stars.
00:57:39It's her.
00:57:41And she's alone
00:57:43with no one to save her.
00:57:45You whore.
00:57:47I'm done with you.
00:57:52Let me tell you.
00:57:54I would never go back
00:57:56even if your entire family
00:57:58got down on their knees
00:58:00and begged me.
00:58:02Hey, you guys can fight all you want,
00:58:04but you need to take this somewhere else.
00:58:06Whoever gets rid of her for me
00:58:08gets all this.
00:58:10Why do I have to leave?
00:58:12She's the one starting shit.
00:58:14Because I have money and you don't.
00:58:15I'm a peddler
00:58:17and my son just signed
00:58:19a $100 billion contract.
00:58:21He still got the contract?
00:58:23Hmm.
00:58:25Must be Ellen's doing.
00:58:27Even if he does sign it,
00:58:29he doesn't have the liquidity
00:58:31to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:33Oh, he's just gonna...
00:58:35Bet you've never seen
00:58:37this much cash before.
00:58:39Bet you've never seen
00:58:41this much cash before.
00:58:43You take my charity
00:58:45and my maid wouldn't even
00:58:47pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:49$1,000 to take her away.
00:58:51$2,000 to drag her away.
00:58:54$5,000 to beat her away.
00:59:00Oh, hey!
00:59:02Hey!
00:59:04Stop!
00:59:06You okay?
00:59:08Are you hurt?
00:59:12Weakling.
00:59:13You, just a few days ago,
00:59:15you found yourself a boy toy
00:59:17right after getting divorced.
00:59:19And now you have two more?
00:59:21What a whore.
00:59:23What a whore.
00:59:25Yeah, and Jared wanted to get back with her?
00:59:27What if she has an STD?
00:59:29Oh, like sleeping with a married man
00:59:31wouldn't give you an STD.
00:59:33Let's go.
00:59:35We'll expose her to Jared.
00:59:37Hang on.
00:59:39What do you want?
00:59:41I'll scream.
00:59:44But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:47I said I don't kill women.
00:59:49Oh, God.
00:59:51He is a murderer.
00:59:53What if he murders me?
00:59:55Not him. Definitely not him.
01:00:00We're not afraid of you.
01:00:02That's enough.
01:00:04This isn't a war zone.
01:00:06You'll be removed from being a five-star general
01:00:08if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:00:10I was just messing with them.
01:00:11Was he, though?
01:00:13We're not afraid of you.
01:00:15Jared!
01:00:17You have to avenge us.
01:00:19Look at this slut.
01:00:21She's found two more boy toys.
01:00:23She's cheating on you.
01:00:25Don't get back with her.
01:00:27Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
01:00:29I apologize for this scene.
01:00:31I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately
01:00:33so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
01:00:35What did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:37What did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:39The potty crashes.
01:00:41That's my wife.
01:00:43We saved that hangout from the real skank over there.
01:00:45That's right.
01:00:47Know your place.
01:00:49Shut up.
01:00:51She's cheating on you.
01:00:53Know your place.
01:00:55You're just a side piece,
01:00:57if I still want you, that is.
01:00:59Eric, have you gone mad?
01:01:01This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
01:01:03You slap her for this whore?
01:01:05Mom!
01:01:07They really think there's something, huh?
01:01:09Angela's an heiress to a family
01:01:11more even than Ellen Musk.
01:01:13I only got the Maple Plaza project
01:01:15because she gave it to me.
01:01:17What?
01:01:19You apologize right now
01:01:21or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:01:28I'm sorry.
01:01:30No.
01:01:32This can't be.
01:01:34I made you divorce...
01:01:38Go home.
01:01:39You're not suited to come with me
01:01:41to my celebration banquet.
01:01:47I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:01:50Honey, I know you came here
01:01:53to celebrate my achievements.
01:01:55I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:01:57I didn't come here for you.
01:02:00I'm on a date.
01:02:02A date with two men at the same time?
01:02:05She really is a whore.
01:02:07Angela, please forgive me.
01:02:09I really do love you.
01:02:13Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:17Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:21Yeah, yeah, we already know
01:02:24you beat Ford's effort.
01:02:26We're too old for that.
01:02:28They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:30Please, you gave me the contract
01:02:32so if anyone should go
01:02:34as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:02:36Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart, join us.
01:02:37We'll all be one happy
01:02:39business family again.
01:02:41What the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:44Where were you?
01:02:46Stomach issues.
01:02:48Again? Would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:50No.
01:02:52Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:02:56I would rather die
01:02:58than be with you again.
01:03:00Seems that they're not actually
01:03:02on good terms.
01:03:04I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
01:03:05Otherwise, they'll cut me off too.
01:03:07Angela, I know you're still mad
01:03:09but please give me a chance.
01:03:11I'll prove it to you.
01:03:13You want a chance?
01:03:15Angela, no.
01:03:17You have three great guys here
01:03:19who all want to marry you.
01:03:21Don't take him back.
01:03:23I'll give you two choices.
01:03:25I'll give you two choices.
01:03:27Me or the contract.
01:03:31You're kidding me.
01:03:33No, I'm not kidding you.
01:03:35If you choose me,
01:03:37we can remarry this week.
01:03:39But you don't get
01:03:41the hundred billion dollar contract.
01:03:43The choice is all yours.
01:03:45You guys are so mean.
01:03:47You think so?
01:03:49He either marries a royal heiress
01:03:51or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:03:53Either way, he benefits.
01:03:55Why can't I have both?
01:03:57You really are a greedy bastard.
01:03:59Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember?
01:04:01I deserve the contract.
01:04:03Did you really?
01:04:06Look who's fashionably late now.
01:04:11He didn't save her at the pool.
01:04:13Wait, what are you talking about?
01:04:16I choose the contract.
01:04:19I knew it.
01:04:21You'll get what's coming to you.
01:04:23With this contract,
01:04:25my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:04:27Angela Lockhart,
01:04:29you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:04:31I will get you one day.
01:04:33Let me show you something.
01:04:35What?
01:04:46You saved me.
01:04:52You saved me.
01:04:54I'm sorry
01:04:56if his lies led to you
01:04:58wasting three years of your life.
01:05:00But I promise you,
01:05:03I'm going to make it up to you
01:05:05No, no.
01:05:07I wasn't lying.
01:05:09I just can't remember
01:05:11exactly what happened that day.
01:05:18Does that mean
01:05:20we both each saved her once?
01:05:22What?
01:05:24Me and Dr. Wilson
01:05:26losing at saving people?
01:05:28No way.
01:05:30You guys, one of you,
01:05:32do something life-threatening right now.
01:05:33Amazing.
01:05:35And actually,
01:05:37they've all been doing horrible shit
01:05:39behind your back.
01:05:41What?
01:05:43Mr. Sterling had me investigate
01:05:45their company's dealings.
01:05:47Turns out they've been fudging the numbers
01:05:49on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:05:51Put it simply,
01:05:53they've been stealing from you.
01:05:55I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:05:57Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry.
01:05:59I should have had third-party accountants
01:06:01check thoroughly.
01:06:03You'd like me to punish them for you.
01:06:05Oh God, no.
01:06:07Not that again, please.
01:06:09Max,
01:06:11you know what to do.
01:06:24The banks have pulled all of our funds.
01:06:26All business ties have been severed.
01:06:28We're bankrupt!
01:06:34How did you do that?
01:06:36Who are you?
01:06:38And don't say Spider-Man.
01:06:41I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:44I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:48I am
01:06:50Crypto Punk Number Two.
01:06:52What did he say he was?
01:06:54That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:06:56You're Crypto Punk Number Two?
01:06:58Well,
01:07:00I'm Crypto Punk Number One.
01:07:01See?
01:07:03You are Number One at something.
01:07:05The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:07:07Forget Forbes's list.
01:07:09It's all about young money now.
01:07:11So,
01:07:13how about our date?
01:07:19I'm not letting anyone up me on this one.
01:07:21I'll spy too.
01:07:31Oh,
01:07:36they forgot to cancel my contract.
01:07:39I still have the 100 billion dollar project.
01:07:42Yes!
01:07:44I'm rich!
01:07:46I can make them all pay soon!
01:07:53What?
01:07:55Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:07:57The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:08:00Otherwise, it's a breach of contract
01:08:02and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:08:04No!
01:08:06I'm bankrupt!
01:08:09I need a little locker.
01:08:11You tricked me!
01:08:17Allow me.
01:08:21I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:08:23I had to get some very important materials
01:08:27for our special date.
01:08:30Well, cheers.
01:08:32Cheers.
01:08:41This looks good.
01:08:47Did you use my spices?
01:08:49I know your ex-in-law has never appreciated you.
01:08:54You can have all the money and power in the world
01:08:56and you still can't force a man to love you.
01:09:00I couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:09:06Angela,
01:09:09your future
01:09:11with me
01:09:13is going to be different.
01:09:15Come on.
01:09:17Upstairs.
01:09:26Come on.
01:09:37Wow.
01:09:39Devon, I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on
01:09:42these past few years
01:09:44just because of some silly mistake.
01:09:47Angela,
01:09:49I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:09:52Actually,
01:09:54I've also loved you for three years.
01:09:56That's right.
01:09:58I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:10:00How is all of this possible?
01:10:03I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:10:06Well, actually,
01:10:08maybe Devon, but...
01:10:10I've had a crush on you since college.
01:10:13You were my motivation to go to business school.
01:10:17Despite who you were,
01:10:19you never judged me for being poor.
01:10:21Are you trying to get hired
01:10:24at Fortune 500
01:10:26in a suit like that?
01:10:29All you do is babble on and on
01:10:32about Internet money,
01:10:34Bitcoin, and shit like that.
01:10:37Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:10:41I'll teach you a lesson.
01:10:44Hey! Get away from me!
01:10:46Angela!
01:10:50Feisty girl.
01:10:52I like her.
01:11:03How is he?
01:11:05It's a rare poison
01:11:07made from a mixture of dried roots
01:11:09found in Africa.
01:11:11Can it be cured?
01:11:13I actually think I know that poison.
01:11:15It sounds really scary,
01:11:17but its cure can actually be found
01:11:18in salt.
01:11:26I like her.
01:11:29There you go.
01:11:31Time is up.
01:11:34Oh, shoot. I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:43I like her.
01:11:45We have been rivals ever since.
01:11:47So, that's how I,
01:11:49well, we,
01:11:51all met.
01:11:53I barely remember.
01:11:55I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:11:57Matthew Richards,
01:11:59the guy who poisoned me,
01:12:01attacked you out of revenge.
01:12:03You wouldn't have known.
01:12:05I did hear you dropped out and became a loan shark, though.
01:12:07That makes you feel even better.
01:12:09Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:12:11Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:12:13Now that you know they all loved
01:12:14and fought for you for three years,
01:12:16who will you pick?
01:12:22How can that be?
01:12:24Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:12:31Kaylee, we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:35Bankrupt?
01:12:37The Vanderbilt's have gone bankrupt?
01:12:40Well, then, get out of here.
01:12:42Get out of here!
01:12:44You can't do this to me!
01:12:48Jared!
01:12:50Mom, it's me.
01:12:52What happened?
01:12:54Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:12:56Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:12:58You should get back with your wife.
01:13:00We're bankrupt.
01:13:02What?
01:13:05Jared Cooper.
01:13:08We're here to propose to the law office.
01:13:12No one is going to save you now.
01:13:14What?
01:13:19What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:13:25Who will you pick?
01:13:29I...
01:13:35I brought you fried chicken.
01:13:37Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:13:40Yeah, he's right.
01:13:42What are you going to do?
01:13:44Sucking up last minute.
01:13:46At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:13:48Hey, stop. Stop.
01:13:51Welcome back to the bachelorette.
01:13:54I mean, the three badasses who want me.
01:13:57I mean, Angela Lockhart.
01:14:00You know what I mean.
01:14:02Today, our heiress bachelorette will choose
01:14:05which one of our three badasses will she marry.
01:14:09Will it be Shane, the doctor?
01:14:12Cole, the general?
01:14:16Or Devin, the CEO?
01:14:22Looks like our bachelorette may need a little more time to decide.
01:14:26Oh, the suspense is killing me.
01:14:29But when she does, she will take this eternal rose
01:14:33made from glass imported from Venice
01:14:35and give it to our winner.
01:14:37Angela.
01:14:40Angela.
01:14:42Oh, I...
01:14:46I need more time to think.
01:14:52While our bachelorette takes a little time to decide,
01:14:56why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
01:14:58Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:15:01Let's start with Cole.
01:15:03Cole.
01:15:07There's not much to say.
01:15:09Who wouldn't want a five-star general
01:15:11who has huge biceps,
01:15:14a massive chest,
01:15:16who would protect their wife?
01:15:20Okay, thank you.
01:15:23Shane?
01:15:26Muscles, money,
01:15:28they won't get you so far.
01:15:30But you need a well-balanced man like me
01:15:32that has more than one way to keep a lady happy,
01:15:35if you know what I mean.
01:15:37Okay.
01:15:39I think we do.
01:15:41And Devin.
01:15:43That was quite disgusting.
01:15:47I just hope Angela's okay.
01:15:49I know she's going under a lot of stress right now,
01:15:52a lot of choices to make.
01:15:54And she's my queen.
01:15:56I just really hope she's okay.
01:15:58Now, one more thing.
01:16:00What kind of a doctor
01:16:02brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:16:04That's a good point.
01:16:06It's bad for her heart.
01:16:09And then you!
01:16:11You know what they say about military men.
01:16:14They beat their wives.
01:16:20Enough!
01:16:22Stand up!
01:16:25Hey, you guys.
01:16:27Whoa, break it up!
01:16:29Hey!
01:16:31Break it up!
01:16:33Oh!
01:16:36Cut to commercial!
01:16:38Cut to commercial!
01:16:51Oh my gosh.
01:16:56This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make
01:16:59in my entire life.
01:17:02Who do I choose?
01:17:10Angela's marrying me.
01:17:12You're not stealing her from me.
01:17:14Oh yeah?
01:17:16I may be a doctor,
01:17:18but like I said,
01:17:20I know and possess
01:17:22the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:17:24What don't you have in that coat?
01:17:26Fruit flavored gum.
01:17:28I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:17:30I'll fight you to the death.
01:17:32It's time.
01:17:34It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:39These stupid profile cards don't make any sense.
01:17:42They do not. They do not help.
01:17:44Who made these?
01:18:03It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:18:08I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:18:11And I have the power of telekinesis!
01:18:16Move!
01:18:30We may have to work together to take him down.
01:18:33This battle within our heads
01:18:35is the most intense I've ever experienced.
01:18:37I may not be able to take them both down
01:18:39if they decide to team up.
01:18:41Hmm.
01:18:43Wintermate or Coolmate?
01:18:49You know,
01:18:51I've always really liked our guy.
01:18:53Really?
01:18:55Yeah.
01:18:57I mean,
01:18:59I don't know.
01:19:00I've always really liked our guy.
01:19:02Really?
01:19:04I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it.
01:19:07So I appreciate it.
01:19:09Hey, hey, hey.
01:19:11And you know, Cool,
01:19:13I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:19:15Really?
01:19:17Yeah.
01:19:20What do you got for me?
01:19:22I always really liked the way you chew gum.
01:19:25Yeah?
01:19:27It's fresh, right?
01:19:28Yeah, yeah.
01:19:30You know, you're actually a really good doctor.
01:19:33You need me to look at you?
01:19:35I got you, man.
01:19:37Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:39Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:41It was Jerry Cooper!
01:19:43That fucker!
01:19:45We have to find her.
01:19:47Her ring.
01:19:49Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism
01:19:51on her ring just in case.
01:19:53Well, let's go then!
01:19:55My fiancée!
01:19:56My fiancée!
01:20:02Jared.
01:20:06What am I doing here?
01:20:08You destroyed me.
01:20:12They took everything.
01:20:14What?
01:20:16Nothing left.
01:20:18It's not my fault you're too greedy.
01:20:21I wasn't greedy.
01:20:23You had sex with my wife?
01:20:24No.
01:20:26I'm not your wife anymore.
01:20:28Yeah, I know.
01:20:30You wouldn't take me back now,
01:20:32not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:34This is illegal.
01:20:36You wouldn't want your child to be away from its father.
01:20:38You won't have me arrested.
01:20:40You will take me back.
01:20:42Come on, bitch.
01:20:45I'll settle you down a little.
01:20:47Come on.
01:20:49Please.
01:20:51Please.
01:20:55You will be begging me to fuck you soon.
01:20:59Hey!
01:21:01Angela!
01:21:03Come here!
01:21:06You're too late.
01:21:08I drugged her.
01:21:10She'll be dead soon unless...
01:21:12Have you forgotten who I am?
01:21:14He really does have everything he was supposed to.
01:21:16Everything except for...
01:21:18Except for fruit-flavored gum.
01:21:20Get it already.
01:21:22Just save my boss.
01:21:25No.
01:21:27You're all good now.
01:21:29Oh, thank God.
01:21:31But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:21:33What? What are you going to do to me?
01:21:35Hey, stop! No, don't!
01:21:39Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:21:46Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:21:49Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:21:55So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:21:58We've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding.
01:22:01The Prince of Bhutan.
01:22:03And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:22:11Welcome back to the finale of
01:22:14The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:16We're down to the wire.
01:22:18Literally. The wedding day.
01:22:20But who's the groom?
01:22:25Yeah!
01:22:34Welcome back to the finale of
01:22:37The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:39But who's the groom?
01:22:43Uh, seems our heiress still hasn't decided.
01:22:47Any input from the parents?
01:22:50Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:22:53This is exciting.
01:22:55Who should my daughter pick?
01:22:57Let me think.
01:23:01I like the doctor. He's cute.
01:23:06But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:23:10And we can't forget about Devon Sterling,
01:23:13the one who's loved her the longest. Isn't that right, Devon?
01:23:16Angela.
01:23:23You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:23:28And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:23:33But this was a really hard decision.
01:23:36And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:41And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:47I'm just kidding. I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:23:55Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:23:59I mean, bachelorette, once.
01:24:01They've all proven their undying love.
01:24:04So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:24:08Literally.
01:24:10Could it be the sexy and protective
01:24:13general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:24:21Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird, Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:24:31And last but not least, could it be the richest man of them all,
01:24:36the man Angela would have married a long time ago, Mr. Devon Sterling?
01:24:40Gentlemen.
01:24:43It's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:24:45As may the best man win.
01:24:48May the best man win.
01:24:51Drum roll, please.
01:25:10Seriously, Ricky?
01:25:18I choose...
01:25:29I need a powerful, strong man who is willing to know he can protect me.
01:25:35Who could resist those guys?
01:25:38Could I interest you in an FD, Ellen?
01:25:41Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:25:56Shane, it's you. I'm lovesick for you.
01:26:00You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:26:01Yeah.
01:26:04It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:26:07Ellen, be my new queen. I hope we can build together.
01:26:23It's always been you.
01:26:32Always love you.
01:26:36Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:26:40Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:26:42Have you seen my murder weapons?
01:26:44I need fruit-flavored gum for you.