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00:00You
00:11It's only 7 a.m. She's still sleeping. Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancee be along with another man for another second
00:21Morning gentlemen. Oh, or shall I say rough men? Oh, don't
00:25Thank you
00:27What's up, guys? We're ready for the second challenge
00:31No cockroaches. Yes. No more terrifying things. That was my bad Angela. This better be a good challenge
00:38I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one. The second challenge is
00:43The second challenge is a date lame. I should have asked for something else a date
00:50That's it. What's the catch? No catch just to miss Lockhart enjoys spending her time
00:55With the most as simple as that. I know what I want to do. Let's start with me first. Okay, what's up first then me?
01:02Set the best rest
01:04Ain't that right Angela and it's decided
01:10Please don't take my BMW away too bad you pissed off the lock
01:25That bitch you ruined me
01:33That bitch you ruined me
01:46This is my lieutenant he also manages this box
01:49I
01:56Don't know I'm going to marry yet, baby
01:59I decided to take you here on my first date so that I can introduce you to my guns and comes like
02:04murder weapons, yes
02:07murder weapons
02:19I
02:28Like my guns, babe
02:31Yeah
02:32Let me show you what I can do with them lieutenant
02:36Come close
02:38Wait, you're just gonna hit him like that. He's not even gonna fight back fighting back. We'll be treason, man
02:43treason
02:45Way too serious
02:47Look you like her bitch. I caught you if I'm going down you're all going down with me
02:53Lieutenant
03:07You dare try to hurt my wife I will make you pay
03:14You keep beating him up we could just take him to the cops not when he tries to hurt you
03:26It's always a bit violent some might call it being protective
03:30Poor anger issues. What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
03:36It's you gonna be like
03:39Hey, some girls are into that I don't know if I am well, maybe Shane will be your type
03:49Your date with Shane starts now
03:58Alright a gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife impressive
04:04Your breath smells like peppermint refreshing I got a cool mint too or do you prefer
04:13What do you not have in this coat of yours
04:16Fruit flavor go can't stand though. So where are you taking me?
04:21Let me show you
04:23The IP of VIPs
04:27Just some other guy said I forget oh you saved a lot of people
04:35Oh my gosh, it's my gold-digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband
04:41I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry
04:48I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
04:54I said you know
04:55What are you doing here?
04:56I just thought this was for the IP of VIPs
04:59Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up
05:07Hello of you
05:09What are you doing here? Sandra?
05:10Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember I sell high-fashion jewelry pieces so high-end
05:16You couldn't even afford even if you sold your organs
05:19the auction begins
05:21I'll deal with you later
05:31Cameron I have a task for you
05:36Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary
05:39Cleopatra's armband sold by our vendor Sandra Miller
05:45five million dollars
05:48Excuse me, I'd like to donate this piece. It's Queen Victoria's ring. I
05:55Like to donate this piece to auction. It's Queen Victoria's ring
06:08That is Queen Victoria's ring
06:11Please I'm an expert and that's a fake
06:14She probably got it at the flea market she works at
06:20Bullshit that wouldn't even sell for $5. Oh, yeah
06:24Do you want it for free?
06:26You know, I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler
06:30Well, that's too bad then because you are the fraud
06:36What are you talking about who the hell are you to accuse me throw them out
06:42Listen I know you're a legend in medicine
06:45Professionals. Oh, yeah, and that armband sells for five million dollars
06:51Yeah, mine is the real thing
06:54You two are just upset because you're too poor to afford our luxury items
06:59Oh, is that so we're a so-called expert fell to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then
07:07This is real
07:09It's authentic, it's Queen Victoria's ring
07:16Karen what have you found? Yeah that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me. It's a replica
07:24They had the same one right here at the flea market so
07:29You are the fraud
07:31So you just went to the flea market so you can buy some fakes and Karen how much are these fakes being sold for?
07:38150 Wow, not even $5
07:53What's going on dr. Olsen
07:56Investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry for the Emperor Japan, right?
08:07I
08:12Had a really great time tonight me too, may I have a kiss
08:32Something wrong, do you always have gum in your mouth?
08:38Oh
08:41Yep, you never have to worry about stinky breath for me
08:54You
08:56Always a bunch of money
08:59Don't have any money. How did you pay for this hotel? I
09:04Guess you only pay up
09:08If I break your other leg
09:15Sir Vanderbilt
09:18Mr. Buffett
09:23This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project, that's right. Miss must wanted me to give it to you
09:30New Angela was still in love with me. I
09:33Knew it. It was still in love with me. No. No, sir. Sorry about those injuries from earlier. It was all just
09:41Yeah, we could be partners again
09:44And then maybe you can
09:46Tell the lady locker put in a good word for us
09:50Angela still loves me. She's just throwing a fit. She'll be back to me soon enough
09:54Yeah, you need any help winning her back. We can give you jewelry to give to her
10:00I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago, but now they're all begging me to help them out
10:05You're so damn good to be in power
10:09Sure
10:10I'll put in a good word for you. I just need anything you tell us we'll give you it
10:16Once I take everything from these idiots, I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge
10:29Give him a contract and you have it cool. Just like you asked me to
10:32Well done. He'll be fucked soon
10:37Well done he'll be fucked soon
10:39I'll get it miss muscle a contract has a preliminary clause
10:43Requires him to pay 50% of the cost up front. It's a deposit and if you can't then what?
10:48They'll be bankrupt. So as long as he's grieving up to take it
10:53I'm avenging my best friend. I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart
10:59I
11:06Signed the maple plaza project
11:08We should celebrate you did you see I know my son has it in him
11:13That's gang Angela is nothing next to you and it's all thanks to you, sweetheart
11:20Actually, it's thanks to Angela
11:23What
11:27You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife, oh, no, no, he's not
11:37It's my decision mom, I'm the head of the house here
11:41I'm telling my dad fine. Go right ahead. He has enough problems himself if you're obedient
11:47I'll keep you around as a side piece. But if not, you can scram
11:51Dad
11:53Jared is being mean to me. Teach him a lesson. Be a good girl. Okay
11:58Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now don't get on his bad side
12:03We can't afford to piss him off. So do as he says
12:07I
12:27Mean do I really want to be with mr. Minty mouth forever though, but that's how an action now
12:34Time is important in more than just one spot. We are in public. That's true. Oh
12:40Stop my cake
12:41Again, I've turned to the bathroom. Devin should be here to pick you up soon
12:48Kevin's late
12:53This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars
12:58It's her she's alone with no one to save her
13:04You whore you seduce my son so he could back with you
13:12Let me tell you I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me
13:25Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this
13:27Because
13:29I have money and you don't you're just a stinky hippie peddler and my son just signed a 100 billion dollar
13:37contract
13:38He still got the contract
13:41Hmm must be Ellen's doing even if he does sign it. He doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front. Oh
13:48He's just gonna bet you've never seen this much cash before
13:53You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own
13:58My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful one
14:01$1,000 to take her away
14:04$2,000 to drag her away
14:07$5,000 to beat her away
14:13Oh
14:16$5,000 to beat her away
14:26You okay, are you hurt
14:32Weekly you
14:34You just a few days ago. You found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced. Now. You got two more. What a whore
14:42What a whore, yeah, and Jared wanted to get back with her
14:47What if she has an STD? Oh
14:49Like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD
14:53Let's go. Well expose it to Jared. Thank you
14:58What do you want
15:01I don't be a woman
15:10Oh god, he is a murderer what if he murders me not him definitely not him
15:21We're not afraid of you that's enough this isn't a war zone
15:25It will be removed from being a five-star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause
15:29I was just messing with them
15:31Was he though? We're not afraid of you
15:35Jared you have to avenge us. Look at this slut. She's found two more boy toys. She's cheating on you. Don't get back with her
15:43Oh, mr. Cooper, it's you. I apologize for this scene. I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately so that you can obtain salvation
15:51What did you say you were gonna toss out?
15:53What did you say you were gonna toss out the potty crashes?
15:59You have any idea who that is
16:01That's my wife
16:03Say that hang up with a real stank over there. That's right. No, you're playing shut up
16:09She's cheating on you
16:12No your place you're just a side piece if I still want you that is eric
16:17Have you gone mad? This is eric vanderbilt's only daughter you slap her for this whore mom
16:24They really think there's something, huh?
16:26Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the victorian age. She's richer even than ellen musk
16:33I only got the maple closet project because she gave it to me
16:37What?
16:39You apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb
16:48Uh, i'm, sorry
16:51No, this can't be I made you a divorce
16:59Go home you're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet
17:09I apologize on behalf of my mother
17:12Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements. I promise no one will bother you anymore
17:18I didn't come here for you
17:21i'm
17:22on a date
17:23a date with two men at the same time
17:27She really is a whore. Angela, please forgive me. I really do love you
17:34Oh
17:36Yeah
17:46We're we're too old for that they're here for my celebration banquet, please
17:50You gave me the contract. So if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you. Oh, yes, please
17:57Miss log on join us. We'll all be one happy business family again
18:02What the hell are you all doing here? Where were you?
18:06stomach issues
18:08again
18:09Would you like my diagnosis?
18:11No
18:13Let me make myself clear
18:15Okay
18:17I would rather die
18:19Than be with you again
18:21She means that they're not actually on good terms
18:25I can't lose face in front of these pricks. Otherwise, they'll cut me off too. Angela
18:29I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance. I'll prove it to you
18:32Do you want a chance? Angela? No, you have three great guys here who all want to marry you don't take him back
18:41I'll give you two choices
18:45I'll give you two choices
18:49Me
18:50Or the contract
18:52You're kidding me
18:53No, i'm not kidding you
18:56if you choose me you can
18:58remarry this week
19:00but
19:01You don't get the hundred billion dollar contract
19:03The choice is all yours
19:06That's a tough
19:08You think so? He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon either way he benefits
19:15Why can't I have both? You really are a greedy bastard. Angela. I saved you in the pool. Remember I deserve the contract
19:24Did you really?
19:26I
19:29Look who's fashionably late now
19:32He didn't save her at the pool
19:34Wait, but what are you talking about?
19:37I uh, I choose the contract. I knew it. You'll get what's coming to you
19:44With this contract my company's earning potential is limitless
19:48Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone. I would get you one day
19:54Let me show you something
19:57You
20:07You saved me
20:13You saved me i'm sorry if his lies led to you wasting three years of your life
20:21But I promise you
20:24I'm gonna make it up to you with the rest of our lives. No. No, I wasn't lying. I just couldn't can't remember exactly
20:31What happened that day?
20:39Does that mean we both each saved her once
20:43What?
20:44me
20:46Dr. Wilson losing at saving people. No way
20:49You guys one of you do something life-threatening right now
20:54You're crazy
20:56and actually
20:57They've all been doing horrible shit behind your back
21:01What?
21:03This has certainly helped me investigate their company's dealings turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts
21:10For a second
21:12They've been stealing
21:14I can't believe I didn't realize
21:16Miss Lockhart, i'm so sorry. I should have had third party accountants check thoroughly. No, it's not your fault. They're just
21:23Too slick you like me to punish them. Oh god. No, not that again, please
21:30next
21:32You know what?
21:45The banks have pulled all around all business ties have been severed
21:54Oh
21:56How did you do that, who are you and don't say spider-man
22:03I'll tell you who I am
22:06I'll tell you who I am
22:10I am
22:12Crypto punk number two. What did he say? He was more bizarre than spider-man
22:19You're crypto punk number two
22:21well
22:22I'm crypto punk number one. See
22:24You are number one or something the most expensive entity collection in the world
22:29Forget Forbes. Just listen
22:31It's all about young money now
22:33so
22:35How about our day?
22:41I'm not letting them one-up me on this one spy too
22:53Oh
22:58They forgot to cancel my contract I still have the 100 billion dollar project
23:04Yes, i'm rich
23:07I think they'll make that okay soon
23:15What
23:16Mr. Cooper, sir, the maple plaza contract requires us to provide 50 percent of the cost up front
23:22Otherwise, it's a breach of contract and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions
23:26No
23:29Bankrupt
23:32You tricked me
23:39Oh, I'm not late
23:41I
23:43I'm sorry. I was late my queen had to get some very important materials
23:49For our special date, well, cheers
23:54Cheers
24:03This looks good
24:09Did you use my spices
24:11I know your ex-in-law's never appreciated you
24:16You can have all the money and power in the world and you still can't force a man to love you
24:23Couldn't even remember our anniversary
24:29Angela
24:32Your future with me
24:36It's gonna be different come on
24:39Upstairs
24:58Wow
25:00Devin I can't believe this is what i've been missing out on these past few years just because of some
25:07Silly mistake angela
25:10I've known and loved you for three whole years actually
25:15I've also loved you for three years
25:17That's right. I fell in love with you three years ago, too
25:21How is all of this possible?
25:24I didn't meet any of you until recently
25:27well, actually
25:29maybe devon, but
25:32I've had a crush on you since college
25:35You were motivation to go to business school
25:38Despite who you were you never judged me for being poor
25:45Are you trying to get higher at fortune 500 in a suit like that
25:53All you do is babble on and on about internet money bitcoin and shit like that
26:00Are you trying to steal my spot
26:04I'll teach you a lesson
26:08Hey, get away from her
26:12Fight see girl. I like her
26:25How is he it's a rare poison made from a mixture of dried roots found in africa
26:30Australia
26:32Can it be cured?
26:34I actually think I know that poison. It sounds really scary, but it's a cure can actually be found in any developed country
26:40household salt
26:48I like her
26:51There you go
26:56Shoot i'm late for some practice
27:00So
27:05I like her
27:07We have been rivals ever since
27:10so that's how I
27:12well
27:13We all met I barely remember should have never let you go to swim practice that day
27:20Matthew richards
27:21The guy poisoned me
27:23I tapped you out of revenge. You already never known. I did hear he dropped out and became a loan shark though
27:28That makes you fun better
27:30Yeah, I think that suits him a little better
27:33Angela, your seven days is almost up now that you know, they all loved and fought for you for three years
27:40Who will you pick?
27:45How can it be angel lockhart is an heiress
27:50Is
28:00The vanderbilts have gone bankrupt well, then get out of here you can't do this to me
28:10Jared mom, it's me. What happened?
28:14Jared I have carefully reconsidered
28:17Angela is way better than this dimwit. You should get back with your wife. We're bankrupt
28:27Jared cooper
28:30We're here to oppose your belongings no one is going to save you now
28:41What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs
28:48Who will you pick
28:51I
28:57I brought you fried chicken fried chicken. Hey now girls like sushi and caviar. Yeah, he's right
29:03I did live in atlanta for three months
29:06Suck it up last minute. At least I don't speak like an ai robot
29:10Hey, stop stop
29:13Um
29:14Welcome back to the bachelorette
29:16I mean the three badasses who want me I mean
29:21Angela lockhart
29:23You know what? I mean today
29:25Our heiress bachelorette will choose which one of our three badasses. Will she marry?
29:32Will it be shane the doctor?
29:35Cole the general
29:39Or devon the ceo
29:43Uh
29:45Looks like our bachelorette may need a little more time to decide. Oh the suspense is killing me
29:52But when she does she will take this eternal rose made from glass imported from venice and give it to our women
30:01angela
30:05Oh I
30:09I need more time to think
30:13Uh
30:15While our bachelorette takes a little time to decide why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
30:20Let's check in with each of our candidates
30:24Let's start with cole cole
30:30There's not much to say
30:32Who wouldn't want a five-star general who has huge biceps?
30:36a massive chest
30:39Who would protect their wife?
30:43Okay, thank you, uh shane
30:49Muscles money
30:51Don't need you so far, but you need a well-balanced man like me
30:55That has more than one way to keep a lady happy if you know what I mean
31:02Okay, I think we do and devon
31:07That was quite disgusting
31:09I
31:11Just hope angela's okay. I know she's going under a lot of stress right now a lot of choices to make
31:18She's my queen
31:20I just really hope she's okay
31:22Now one more thing
31:24What kind of a doctor?
31:26Brings fried chicken to a girl
31:29That's a good point fat for her heart
31:33And then you whoa, you know what they say about military men
31:37They they beat their wives
31:44No
31:46Stand up
31:49Hey you guys whoa break it up. Hey break it up
31:59Cut to commercial cut to commercial
32:07So
32:20This is the hardest decision i've ever had to make in my entire life, who do I choose?
32:26Is
32:34Angel is marrying me. We're not stealing her from me. Oh, yeah
32:38I may be a doctor. But like I said, I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world
32:47What don't you have that code
32:49Flavor gum, I won't let you take angela away from me. I'll fight you to the death
32:54Don't forget about me it's time I reveal my true identity
33:01These stupid profile cards don't make any sense they do not help who made these
33:24Oh
33:26It's time I reveal my true identity
33:31I'm actually a part of the x-men and I have the power of telekinesis
33:38So
33:53We may have to work together to take him down
33:56Yeah
34:06This battle within our heads is the most intense I've ever experienced
34:10I may not be able to take them both down if they decide to team up
34:14Winterment or cool
34:21You know
34:26I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it. So I appreciate that
34:32And you know cool bar is really like the way you talk
34:42What do you got food I always really like the way you treat them. Yeah, it's fresh, right?
34:49Yeah
34:57You need me to look at you I got you
35:01Angela's been kidnapped
35:03Angela's been kidnapped
35:05It was jerry cooper
35:07That fucker
35:08We have to find her. Well help her ring
35:11Her dad installed a gps tracking mechanism on her ring just in case. Well, let's go then
35:16Oh
35:31You destroyed me
35:35They took everything
35:38Nothing left
35:41It's not my fault you're too greedy
35:44I was greedy
35:49I'm not your wife anymore. I mean, I know you wouldn't take me back now
35:52Not unless I get you pregnant with my child. This is illegal. You wouldn't want your child to be away from his father
35:58You won't have me arrested
36:01You will take me back
36:08A little
36:13Oh
36:17You will be begging me to fuck you soon
36:22Hey
36:24Angela come back
36:29You're too late I drugged her she'll be dead soon. Yeah, have you forgotten who I am?
36:36It really does have everything in school everything except for fruit flavored gum. We get it already. Just save my boss
36:43Oh, thank god. What do we do with that piece of shit? What? What are you gonna do to me?
36:49Hey, stop. No, just
36:53Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever
37:00Glad you didn't actually have that fight
37:02Turns out he's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy
37:06He's a good guy. He's a good guy
37:08Oh glad you didn't actually have that fight turns out he's the most dangerous of them all
37:20So, who did you pick sweetheart we invited the most important figures in the world to your wedding the prince of baton
37:28And remember we will kill ourselves if you don't choose
37:31And
37:36Welcome back to the finale of the three badasses who want me we're down to the wire
37:42Literally the wedding day, but who's the groom?
37:45Yeah
37:58Welcome back to the finale of the three badasses who want me but who's the groom?
38:06Uh
38:07Seems our era still hasn't decided
38:11Any input from the parents maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice
38:16Well, this is exciting
38:18Should my daughter pick?
38:21anything
38:25I like the doctor. He's cute
38:30But but the general looks like a strong fellow
38:34And we can't forget about devon sterling the one who's loved her the longest. Isn't that right devon?
38:40Angela
38:47You are all three very fine gentlemen
38:52and
38:53I'm, really grateful for all of your love
38:56but
38:57this was a really hard decision and
39:01I decided to devise one last challenge
39:05And
39:07I decided to devise one last challenge
39:13I'm just kidding. I'm just as sick of this as you guys are
39:20Each of our candidates have saved our main character
39:24I mean bachelorette once they've all proven their undying love
39:29So who gets to unlock angela lockhart's heart literally?
39:33Literally
39:35Could it be the sexy and protective general with a temper mr. Cole eisenhower
39:47Or the fun wicked minded but kind of weird dr. Shane wilson
39:56And last but not least could it be the richest man of them all
40:01The man angela would have married a long time ago, mr. Devon sterling
40:08Gentlemen
40:11It's been a pleasure getting to know you
40:14May the best man win may the best man win
40:19Drum roll, please
40:31Is
40:42I choose
40:53I'm the powerful strong man. You really feel like you can touch me
40:56Me
40:59This will protect those guys
41:03Can I interest you in an nfb ellen you like full-bodied
41:21Shane it's you i'm
41:23Love sick for you. You like that minty flavor, don't you?
41:29It's that tongue action ladies and gents
41:48It's always been you
41:54So
41:58I'll always love you. Let's give it up for those nine inches
42:14You