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00:00You
01:00I can't believe I'm still alive, I can't believe I'm still alive
01:07I can't believe I'm still alive, I can't believe I'm still alive
01:14I can't believe I'm still alive, I can't believe I'm still alive
01:21I can't believe I'm still alive, I can't believe I'm still alive
01:28最后一个围墙
01:33诸侠的命运之所以困住我的魂魄
01:38拼着风去看天高海阔
01:44重要性的梦
01:51最后一个围墙
02:26We're finally in the City of Freedom!
02:29How is it?
02:30Do you see it?
02:36That's the Shenlan Academy!
02:38The Shenlan Academy!
02:42Shenlan Academy?
02:44Is it that good?
02:45Tell me about it.
02:47The Shenlan Academy
02:48is the most famous academy in Tianyuan Continent.
02:51Many famous cultivators
02:53are from this academy.
02:56Whether you're a martial artist,
02:57a Taoist,
02:58or a magician,
02:59or a dragon knight,
03:00you can all learn here.
03:04It's said that
03:05the academy has hidden
03:06countless ancient secrets.
03:10If you look at the books,
03:12who would dare to laugh at me for not having read them?
03:14You can use your authority first.
03:16But...
03:17Seriously.
03:18It's a waste that I taught you everything.
03:21When I was in the Capital,
03:22the old monster told me
03:25that the City of Freedom
03:26has the answer I want.
03:28I have a hunch
03:30that this answer
03:32has something to do with the Shenlan Academy.
03:41I'm hungry.
03:42I'm hungry.
03:43I'm hungry.
03:44I'm hungry.
03:45I'm hungry.
03:46There are so many people outside.
03:47Let's take a look.
03:48Let's take a look.
03:49Nong Nong, hold on.
03:51We're still hunting.
03:52Keep a low profile.
03:53I'm hungry.
03:54What's wrong with her?
04:00What's this?
04:03Why are you crying?
04:05Don't be so worried about the little monster.
04:07If you eat my tears,
04:09you'll understand the dragon girl.
04:10Hurry up.
04:11I want to order.
04:12I want to order beef,
04:13eggs,
04:14cold eggs,
04:15eggplants,
04:16and five cucumbers.
04:17Wait.
04:18Slow down.
04:19Don't worry about her.
04:20Go to the Shenlan Academy and register.
04:22Have you registered?
04:23Yes.
04:24Yes.
04:25Don't take pictures.
04:26Okay.
04:28Shenlan Academy
04:50When did you buy a new dress?
04:54I don't need you to worry about what I wear.
04:57Didn't you change your clothes yourself?
04:59I'm trying to keep a low profile.
05:02There are many people.
05:04Be careful.
05:05Don't be too serious.
05:07Why are you telling me this?
05:08It's already surrounded over there.
05:22Boss,
05:23it's great to have you this time.
05:25I've already paid
05:26the salary I owe for three years.
05:32Let's go in together.
05:33Together again?
05:35Aren't we already
05:36in the city of freedom?
05:37What do you mean?
05:38Do you want to add money?
05:39Entering Shenlan Academy
05:41is my life's dream.
05:43If you don't mind,
05:44promise me.
05:46If you want to come, come.
05:47But be careful.
05:50Come on.
05:51Okay.
05:52Dongdong.
05:56You go ahead.
05:57I'll be right back.
05:58Be a good boy.
05:59I'll be right back.
06:18Boss,
06:19it's so gloomy here.
06:21Welcome to the trial of Shenlan Academy.
06:25According to the rules of recruitment,
06:27the candidates must pass through a barrier
06:29with their own strength
06:31and successfully pass through the center of the barrier
06:33to enter the academy
06:34in order to be qualified
06:35to enroll in Shenlan Academy.
06:37Everyone who participates in the trial
06:38of Shenlan Academy
06:40must first wear the guardian spirit.
06:42During the trial,
06:43the broken bell
06:45will be eliminated.
06:47If you give up in the middle,
06:49you can call for help at any time.
06:51We will bring you to the scene in time.
06:54Shenlan Academy
06:56wishes all candidates a successful trial.
07:02So many candidates came in just now,
07:04but now no one can be seen.
07:07It's too weird.
07:14Could it be that
07:15the whole army was wiped out?
07:18All the candidates are not ordinary people.
07:20Even they were easily eliminated.
07:23This place is not simple.
07:26Then let me explain to you
07:28how powerful Shenlan Academy is.
07:30You just keep a low profile.
07:32I'll go first.
07:33Miss, be careful.
07:35The trial of Shenlan Academy
07:36can only be held once.
07:38Low profile and petty.
07:40Boring.
07:48Finally.
07:55Self-destruction.
08:06A little tough.
08:12Little witch, retreat.
08:18Where is the bell?
08:24No way.
08:25There is also water.
08:29Oh, no.
08:30I can't hold on.
08:45Chen Nan,
08:46I asked you to stay in room No.2 of Tianzi.
08:47But you just stay there till now, right?
08:49Why do you make a move now?
08:51I dare not.
08:53I'm just cautious.
08:54I just observed.
08:56What did you observe?
08:58It's wind, fire, thunder, water.
09:02The formation of elements.
09:04Just hit it.
09:06Look up again.
09:11No way.
09:12Why do I feel that
09:13it's not close at all?
09:15You are moving.
09:16The formation is also moving.
09:18Since this is a formation,
09:19there must be something wrong with the formation.
09:22The force of the seven stars in the north hole in the sky is unchanged.
09:24It must be the core of the decryption.
09:28I guess
09:29this is the so-called
09:30Seven-star Formation.
09:33As long as we pull out
09:34the seven shadows of the seven stars,
09:36we should be able to get out of the trap
09:38and reach the end.
09:39OK.
09:40Then tell me
09:41where the formation is.
09:42I'll get it.
09:45How can I know?
09:47I'm not a god.
09:49Look at your analysis.
09:51It's just a slip of the tongue.
09:52It's just a slip of the tongue.
09:54Never leave it.
09:56We can go the other way.
09:58As long as we move all the pillars,
10:00maybe we can find
10:01those non-moving ones.
10:03But just running over there
10:05is already hard enough.
10:07To mobilize all the pillars,
10:09do we have to fly?
10:15Fly?
10:16Guan Hao,
10:17give it a try.
10:18We'll take you to school together.
10:21OK.
10:22I believe in Boss.
10:44Go.
11:00Leave this to me.
11:15There's more.
11:16What's this?
11:22The formation is broken.
11:23Keep up.
11:32Great.
11:33I can finally fulfill my dream.
11:35It's crazy.
11:44Hao,
11:45your dream
11:46is yet to come.
11:57God of War, King Ting,
11:59I'm here.
12:06Watch out.
12:10No,
12:11I can't cut through.
12:23Guan Hao.
12:24I'm fine.
12:25As long as you're here,
12:26I won't be eliminated.
12:36God of War, King Ting,
12:38I'm here.
12:39Watch out.
12:44Warning.
12:45A warning from Shen Lan School.
12:48No magical weapons in this trial.
12:50No magical weapons in this trial.
12:55What's going on?
13:06What's going on?
13:13Boss,
13:14what are you doing?
13:15If I don't use my magical weapons,
13:17I'll do whatever you say.
13:21I'll use my sword
13:23to cut you down.
13:29I'll use my shield
13:36to cut you down.
13:37What?
13:38Now?
13:39Watch this.
14:06I'm back.
14:07Boss, you're so cool.
14:09You have to look at me in the end.
14:11Thank you for helping me.
14:14We're finally in.
14:15What's next?
14:17This way.
14:32We're finally in.
14:34I hope the Tianyuan Sutra
14:36is really here.
14:37I don't want to come here in vain.
14:4226 candidates from 5,000 people
14:45passed the test.
14:47Now,
14:48please come with me
14:49to sign up.
14:53So many people passed the trial.
14:56I thought we would be the only one.
14:59There are people outside,
15:00and there is a sky outside.
15:01Don't make trouble.
15:03What if there are
15:04the assassins of the Moon Nation?
15:07Assassins?
15:08That's even more troublesome.
15:10It's important to seize the opportunity.
15:12I have to find out the truth for you.
15:32Tianyuan Sutra
15:44Bro,
15:45you're dressed like this.
15:47You're not a killer, are you?
15:50Killer?
15:51I'm warning you.
15:53This is my bodyguard.
15:55If you dare to make trouble,
15:56we won't be polite to you.
15:59I'm sorry.
16:01Don't be scared by our boss.
16:03I'm just a bodyguard.
16:05Delivery, take-out, pets,
16:07you can come to me.
16:08Please take care of me.
16:14I was just thinking
16:16why there is someone
16:18doing business
16:19in the registration office of Shenlan Academy.
16:21Even I, Qingqing,
16:22can't stop him.
16:23With such strength,
16:25I'm afraid I can't catch him.
16:29You...
16:30It's none of your business.
16:31Who are you?
16:33I'm your senior, Kai Lun.
16:35I'm the school supervisor appointed by the vice dean.
16:39Shenlan Academy is a place of rules.
16:41It's not a free market.
16:44What's so great about being a senior?
16:46We're going to school.
16:48How can we be kicked out
16:50by a senior like you?
16:51Going to school?
16:56You didn't fill in the registration form.
16:58You're not official students of Shenlan Academy.
17:01How about this?
17:02I'll give you a test.
17:04If you pass the test,
17:06I'll get you three new clothes.
17:13Senior Kai Lun,
17:14we've admired Shenlan Academy for a long time.
17:16We're here to enroll you.
17:20But
17:21I don't think I've heard of
17:23the school's rule of
17:25going to school in private.
17:27Rule?
17:28The first rule of Shenlan Academy
17:30is to speak with strength.
17:32If you're not here to cheat,
17:35you'd better fight directly
17:37and prove yourself
17:39instead of
17:41making excuses here.
17:53I don't think I can pass the test.
17:55It's really hard.
17:56Maybe I can only pass the test
17:58if I cheat.
17:59That's true.
18:01How dare you say I'm making excuses?
18:03You've made it so obvious.
18:07Chen Nan,
18:08don't you want to keep a low profile?
18:10I'll take on
18:11this kind of role.
18:14As long as you let me move one step,
18:16I'll let you go.
18:18One step?
18:20I can beat you back to your hometown with one move.
18:26This little white-faced girl
18:28is really something.
18:44Huh?
18:46This expression
18:48is too extreme.
19:13She really cheated.
19:14Xiao Yue, show her what you've got.
19:31Little white-faced girl,
19:32you're out of the game.
19:33I won.
19:37It's a good thing you found the Tiger of the Three Realms
19:39to sneak up on me.
19:40How dare you say you didn't cheat?
19:42You'd better go back to where you came from.
19:44What sneak attack?
19:45It's your own reaction that's slow, okay?
19:47Xiao Yue is my chess piece.
19:48She's like a dragon chess piece.
19:50How can her attack count as cheating?
19:52Little white-faced girl,
19:53you're out of the game.
19:54Apologize now.
19:58Where did this wild girl
19:59who doesn't know how to play chess come from?
20:05She's really good at defending.
20:08Even Xiao Yue can't defeat her.
20:10It seems that she's a rare high-level martial artist.
20:13It must be extraordinary
20:15to be able to marry her.
20:24The second rule of the Shunlan Academy
20:26is to humiliate the students.
20:27Let's fight first.
20:29How can a low-rank mercenary pass the test?
20:31It must be cheating.
20:33This wild girl
20:34can't be admitted to the academy.
20:36No one will be lucky
20:37if the treasure egg falls.
20:39You'll lose everything
20:40if you use the power you can't control.
20:42Go to hell!
20:44Although Kevin is wrong,
20:46it doesn't mean that you can enter the academy.
20:48Take care.
20:50If we can find the god,
20:52it'll be worth it.
20:54Stop talking about god.
20:55Let's go.
21:00The temperature of the god is rising.
21:04It's rising.
21:06It's exploding.
21:09It's the God of Thunder.
21:11It's exploding.
21:12It's rising.
21:13Oh, no.
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