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00:00Welcome Mr. NTR, Mr. Saif Ali Khan and Mr. Janhvi Kapoor.
00:14Personally, I must compliment you. You are the only actress who has worked with everyone from Mr. Prithviraj Kapoor to Mr. Ibrahim.
00:24Never take his compliments seriously.
00:27I know, that's why I said, let's take everyone's compliments.
00:30He is always with others' wives.
00:33A poor man doesn't even do it on Saturdays.
00:37Once I met Ms. Chivdevi in the gym.
00:40What were you doing in the gym?
00:46If someone is married, if one person is from the North and the other from the South, there is never a fight.
00:52If the wife keeps saying anything in anger, the man doesn't know what she is saying.
00:56He thinks she is blabbering because she didn't talk to her mother.
00:58She only gets to know when she picks up something and hits it.
01:02Then she gets to know that she is angry with me.
01:07Even if he is coming after 8 months, he celebrates Rose Day, Chocolate Day, Teddy Day, Hug Day on the same day.
01:13The thing is that on Valentine's Day, his Children's Day comes.
01:19Sir, you know, all the animals were talking during the break.
01:23There was a bear in that unit who was from Dehradun.
01:26He was saying that normally we don't go to each other's territory.
01:30But because Pan India is being made in the film, our collaboration has happened.
01:34I am not talking about you, you don't live in Dehradun.
01:40Sir, you like to be casual, right?
01:43As relaxed as possible.
01:45You wear those skirts and pyjamas.
01:47And in the heat, definitely.
01:50Lungi?
01:52Yeah, Lungi also.
01:54Sir was wearing Lungi in Dehradun.
01:56It was very nice.
01:58Even in Punjab, people wear Lungi, it is called Lacha there.
02:01They also call it Tehmat.
02:03Old elders.
02:05Shut up!
02:10But also, Archana ji, I must compliment you.
02:13You are the only actress, from Prithviraj Kapoor to Ibrahim.
02:19You have worked with everyone.
02:23Such a long journey.
02:25I am really proud of you, Archana.
02:28I can never take his compliments seriously.
02:31Because as soon as I smile and say thank you, he punches me.
02:34I know, that's why I said, let's take everyone's.
02:38Let's take everyone's.
02:40Let's take everyone's.
02:42Is he from Bombay?
02:43Yes, he is from Bombay.
02:47Does it get bothersome, Saif?
02:49The pop culture, which wasn't there before.
02:52You worked in films when it wasn't there before.
02:54But now it is.
02:56I think the world has changed.
02:58Earlier, I used to think that even a little stardom can be a problem.
03:02That you can be seen in pyjamas or normal clothes.
03:06There is so much exposure, over exposure.
03:09But now…
03:11I think the excitement decreases when you see the stars.
03:13So I find it a little bit too much sometimes, in front of the house.
03:18With the kids.
03:20Does this happen with your kids?
03:22I think it's just a part and parcel of the whole game.
03:24It's part of it, you can't really…
03:26But my tension is that if they get a photo in a weird position, it won't be good.
03:29That it is like this, and it is from somewhere else.
03:31But best photo is the whole problem.
03:34I have seen Sridevi ji in so many films.
03:36She has played all kinds of roles.
03:38I am a fan.
03:40Whenever we come to Jhanvi, we miss her.
03:42I remember once I met her in Marriott.
03:44I don't know if you were there or Khushi was there.
03:46I was there.
03:48You were very young at that time.
03:50And I was shocked to see her.
03:52I said, Sridevi ji, how are you?
03:54She said, I am fine.
03:56There was Yash Chopra's wife, Pamela ji.
03:58She said, Pamela ji.
04:00I said, okay.
04:02I met her again in Marriott, in the gym.
04:04But there was so much difference.
04:05No one could say that she is the same Sridevi ji who does wonders on screen.
04:12But what were you doing in the gym?
04:15What?
04:19Wow, sir.
04:23Like if we ever go to the south or eat rice rasam.
04:26Until we mix it and eat it properly, it is not fun.
04:29Indian food is available everywhere.
04:31You must be going out, you must get that.
04:32But when you shoot outside, do you ask for a knife to eat the rice rasam?
04:37Or do you eat it in your traditional style?
04:39I don't eat rice.
04:41Okay.
04:43When we go out, if we want to experience a culture, it is only with food.
04:47So I try to experiment as much as possible, sir.
04:51Where is the local cuisine there?
04:53How do you eat pizza, sir?
04:55With a knife or with your hand?
04:57No, sir.
04:59Yes.
05:01As sharp as possible, right?
05:03Yes, sir.
05:05As deep as possible.
05:09Sir, like you are from a rich family.
05:12I mean, you are from the Nawab's family.
05:18So do you eat paratha like paratha or like a smoothie?
05:21First of all, I don't eat paratha.
05:23Oh, you don't eat?
05:25No, I am on a diet.
05:27So what do you eat then?
05:29Gluten-free bread.
05:31Oh my God, Saif, since when did you become like this?
05:33You were not like this before.
05:35No, I did a blood test, an allergy test.
05:37And from that I came to know that I should not drink milk and should not eat bread.
05:41All these are useless allergy tests.
05:43All of us have been doing milk, maida, vaida for so many centuries.
05:46When children grow up, they should not drink milk.
05:48Children should drink it.
05:50I will drink it now.
05:52That was a good one.
05:57Like Mr. Arjun had also done a test.
06:00So it came out in his blood that you should pay your own bill.
06:07Sir, there are many things that we have heard and many that we don't believe.
06:10But when the stars are in front of us, we ask them.
06:14So that we don't pay much attention to rumours.
06:16Clarify.
06:18Saif sir, I have heard about you that there was a time when
06:22Mr. Saroj Khan used to come instead of the heroine in your dreams.
06:24What?
06:27I have done a lot of work with Mr. Saroj Khan.
06:30So he must have come, I don't know.
06:37Once again I would like to say that Mr. Saroj was such a beautiful choreographer.
06:41At the best time. She used to bring so much poetry in her songs.
06:43She has done so many famous songs with your mother.
06:47In fact, the song that was released recently by Dawoodi,
06:53there was a lot of pain in NTR sir's back during the shoot.
06:57Were you injured or something?
06:59No, it was my groin region.
07:01It was the hip or something.
07:03And despite that, it was a very hectic and difficult dance.
07:06So in between the takes, of course, he was in a lot of pain.
07:09But I don't think after the action, it would have come out.
07:13I don't understand that you are praising me.
07:16You are saying that I have become old.
07:18No, no, of course, I am praising you.
07:21Because this is my solo release after 6 years.
07:25There was RRR in the middle.
07:27It was two of us.
07:29In this, we doubled and completed Kasar.
07:35I really feel that way about sir.
07:37Not just because when the camera is on,
07:39he does magic,
07:41apart from that, I have seen him,
07:43like you said in Thailand,
07:45with his family and the way he is with his kids.
07:47Just his family, I really look up to him.
07:50I think for many reasons.
07:52We are also good with our kids.
07:58You are good with your kids.
08:00Me? I used to enjoy a lot.
08:02That's why I have two back-to-back.
08:03He is always with other people's wives and his kids.
08:06Good combination.
08:08Sir, I defame people like this on camera.
08:10I have left that too.
08:12I don't do it anymore.
08:14You haven't left anywhere.
08:16You flirt every week.
08:18Today you flirted with Jhanvi.
08:20A poor man doesn't even flirt on Saturdays.
08:25NTN sir, I have come to know about you that
08:28since you have got the title of Young Tiger,
08:30you have put up a board outside your house,
08:32Beware of Tiger.
08:34Who is saying this nonsense?
08:36Who is saying this?
08:38Jhanvi, you are scared of drinking coconut water,
08:41because someone mixed vodka in coconut water and gave it to you.
08:44Is it true?
08:46Who is this?
08:48From where are you getting this fact?
08:50Look, I told you, we have a long team.
08:52He thinks the same thing till morning.
08:54I have heard a lot about coconut water and vodka.
08:56It is a proper drink.
08:58Who is your researcher?
09:00He ran away as soon as you asked.
09:02He was somewhere here.
09:05I think you are the researcher.
09:07You are going to ask questions too.
09:09Sir, we believe your clairvoyance.
09:16Friends, there are many languages from North to South.
09:20But there is one laugh that has no language.
09:23It's just that you are late in smiling.
09:25Anyone can be yours.
09:27So laugh and keep watching every funny thing.
09:28The great Indian couple show.
09:30Good night.

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