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01:54You
02:04喜歡就點擊追翻哦不然吃掉你們
02:24
02:35那是
02:37黃大仙
02:39他被血蒟蒻中傷雖然沒死卻被打回了原形
02:44王大仙明明是個好妖怪都怪那個死灰蟲死腦筋為啥非要堅持那個什麼人妖對立啊
02:54This is not a dead end.
02:57The moment we were born, we were burdened with such history and fate.
03:01Just being hit back to the original form may be the best ending.
03:05At least, he no longer has to be entangled in the struggle between man and demon.
03:11What the fuck fate? I don't believe in this shit.
03:17Brother Fox, Brother Xuan.
03:19Brother Xuan.
03:24Thank you for saving me and Huang Daxian.
03:26I'm really sorry for throwing stones at you on the mountain before.
03:31It's a small matter. We've long forgotten.
03:35If it weren't for Brother Xuan's demonstration to save Daxian's life,
03:38he would have been...
03:42So you're not that lonely, either.
03:44Gentlemen.
03:48Thank you so much for helping us get rid of the demons.
03:51This is a gift from us.
03:54I have a gift, too.
03:57This is the amulet I made.
03:59Fox, to ward off evil.
04:01Crane, to live a long and healthy life.
04:03For both of you.
04:09You're welcome, folks.
04:10As a demon master of Guoyu, it's my duty to get rid of demons.
04:13Thank you very much.
04:14You can't take it.
04:17How can this be?
04:18This gentleman was seriously injured in order to get rid of demons.
04:22That's right.
04:23He's so young.
04:24It's our good fortune to meet you.
04:29It's a small matter.
04:30It's our duty to get rid of demons.
04:33All right, all right, all right.
04:34Take it back, everyone.
04:35I didn't get rid of demons to receive gifts.
04:41As for this amulet,
04:43I can accept it.
04:45But you have to promise me one condition.
04:48Take care of Huang Daxian like a brother.
04:51Don't let anyone bully him.
04:52Do you know?
04:59Come on.
05:01No matter what the rules of humans and demons are,
05:03we have the final say in our own affairs.
05:05Come on.
05:06Destiny is in our own hands.
05:08Even if it's a life of broken bones,
05:10it's worth it.
05:13You're right.
05:14I'll try to be as strong as you two.
05:17Then I won't be afraid of being bullied by others.
05:19Good boy.
05:20Remember what you said.
05:22Yes, sir.
05:24Well, fellow villagers,
05:26we'll see you again.
05:29Fellow villagers,
05:31we'll see you again.
05:35Take care.
05:36Take care.
05:43Take care.
06:03Hey, aren't you a foodie?
06:05You must have a lot of connections.
06:08Can you help me?
06:11My mouth is dry.
06:13Can you say something?
06:15Why is it so tasteless?
06:21Help!
06:26Don't follow me.
06:27Don't follow me.
06:29Be careful.
06:30What are you doing?
06:36Demon Xue.
06:40Demon Xue.
06:46Why are the rabbits in the forest so fierce?
06:49You broke their legs.
06:50Do you think they are fierce?
06:53We didn't get any food from the villagers.
06:55I'm starving.
06:58The red-footed rabbit,
06:59the mountain pig,
07:00and the green-haired demon.
07:01How much trouble have you caused me along the way?
07:06You ungrateful guy.
07:07Don't forget.
07:08I helped you defeat Demon Xue.
07:10You didn't get much out of it.
07:12You're a disgrace to the Demon Division.
07:17You're a disgrace to the Demon Division.
07:25What are you doing all of a sudden?
07:27Listen to me.
07:28You're just lucky.
07:30But I won't be with you forever.
07:32I heard that you can't learn martial arts.
07:34Sooner or later, you'll lose your life.
07:36Let go.
07:38Let go.
07:42I'll teach you a lesson.
07:43You...
07:46You learned a few magic tricks,
07:47yet you're lecturing me.
07:49I'm not like you.
07:51If I learn magic,
07:52I'll beat you up.
08:00Kid,
08:01you want to learn magic?
08:04It's none of your business.
08:06Then let me be your teacher.
08:09What's so great about you?
08:15What's so great about you?
08:18This idiot
08:19has no manners at all.
08:20No one dares to talk to me like this.
08:33It's been 500 years.
08:34It's been 500 years.
08:35No one dares to talk to me like this.
08:37You're very similar to that person.
08:40Who?
08:43The man who was born and died with me.
08:46Qi Wuji.
08:48Another old man, right?
08:50Don't talk nonsense.
08:51Qi Wuji is my ancestor.
08:53He's the founder of the Qimen Sect.
08:55He's also a powerful demon
08:56who killed thousands of demons
08:57at the peak of his power.
08:58The peak of his power?
09:00You said you didn't learn martial arts.
09:01Are you still not convinced?
09:02You...
09:04You...
09:07500 years ago,
09:09humans and demons
09:10broke out
09:11the largest-scale war in the world.
09:15The two sides fought hard for three years
09:17and fought countless times.
09:20In the end,
09:21the leader of the human demon clan
09:22used forbidden magic to build a barrier
09:24and trapped the demons
09:26at the peak of their power.
09:28After the war,
09:30the demons appeared in the human world
09:32for more than 500 years.
09:34Ordinary demons can handle it.
09:36The world is at peace.
09:39What do you think?
09:41Do you want to learn magic from me?
09:44Can you teach me
09:45how to beat this guy?
09:47It depends on your luck.
09:48Master!
09:50You're half beast and half disciple.
09:52I'm not afraid of you.
09:54I'm not afraid of you.
09:55I'm not afraid of you.
09:56I'm not afraid of you.
09:58Master,
09:59are you really going to accept
10:00such a thief as your disciple?
10:02Senior,
10:04are you afraid that I'll bully you
10:06after I learn magic?
10:08I, Qi Xiao Xuan,
10:09will never take a thief
10:10as my disciple.
10:13Okay, tiger.
10:14Let me see
10:15what magic you can do.
10:17Magic?
10:19Then I'll show you a tiger's move.
10:24Tiger's move.
10:28Tiger's move.
10:31How is it?
10:32Cool, right?
10:35Xiao Xuan.
10:55What's going on?
10:56Why is your magic
10:57so different from hers?
10:59Xiao Xuan just used his true skill.
11:02True skill?
11:04Absorbing the spirit energy of heaven and earth
11:05to turn it into true skill
11:06to perform magic.
11:08You haven't practiced it
11:09but you can perform it.
11:11It's amazing.
11:14How can I have true skill?
11:19Mastering the jade aura.
11:24Jade aura?
11:26It's better to learn it by heart
11:27than to teach it.
11:28You can learn it during the battle.
11:40Tiger's move.
11:41How can you hit me?
11:52Xiao Xuan.
11:53They are monsters.
11:54As a teacher,
11:55I have to teach them a lesson.
11:59Boy, listen up.
12:01The first level of jade aura
12:04is to absorb, absorb, absorb, release.
12:09First, absorb.
12:11Get rid of your thoughts
12:12and feel the spirit energy of heaven and earth.
12:14Focus on your breathing.
12:17Slowly relax your body
12:19and you will enter
12:20the darkness.
12:26You...
12:29Tiger.
12:30You are so powerful.
12:31How can I resist you?
12:41I have to hurry up.
12:44Absorbing the spirit energy of heaven and earth
12:46to turn it into true skill
12:48to perform magic.
12:52It's not too late.
12:56You are playing tricks.
13:18Master.
13:20Master.
13:21Did I see it wrong?
13:25You can't hide from me.
13:30Don't treat me like a cat.
13:33Tiger, use your magic.
13:37I don't have time to explain.
13:39How dare you.
13:40Absorb.
13:44What a strong heat.
13:46It's because you have
13:47a special ability.
13:53It's about to erupt.
14:03What kind of jade aura is this?
14:09Idiot, catch it.
14:13If you want to die,
14:14you'd better think about it.
14:18You have such a long mouth.
14:20Who can remember it?
14:21I'll say it again.
14:22Remember it well.
14:24Everything in the world
14:25is the same.
14:35Idiot.
14:36How can you use magic like this?
14:37Look, my whole body is scratched.
14:38How much spirit energy
14:39do I have to spend?
14:40I'm so worried.
14:41Now we are comrades.
14:42What if we sacrifice a little?
14:48Damn it.
14:50I can't stop it
14:51at the critical moment.
14:57In the end,
14:58I have to rely on myself.
15:18It's sweet potato fragrance.
15:44Lord Ma,
15:45you've been gone for three days.
15:46Didn't Qi Shaoshui
15:47ask us to go back to the capital?
15:49Why are we still here?
15:54Idiot,
15:55can't you see we're lost?
15:56It's so dry.
15:57I don't want to die here.
15:59Lord Ma,
16:00there's a forest ahead.
16:03The bridgehead is straight.
16:05Hurry up
16:06and get me some water.
16:07Go.
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