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00:30Hello, I'm Michael Eisner. I'm here with Winnie the Pooh and some of his friends for a little
00:35game of Pooh Sticks. Now, what's Pooh Sticks, you might ask? Well, wait one second and I'll
00:40show you, but first, hey gang, who's winning? Oh, well, I'm mostly winning, of course. Ah,
00:47Pooh, naturally. Anyway, the way you play Pooh Sticks is very simple. Each player drops
00:52their stick into the river. Then they, look, there they go. Then they wait to see which
00:56stick floats under this bridge to the other side first. That's the winner. Uh, Eeyore,
01:02why aren't you playing? Are you okay? No, not really. No, you're not okay. Well, why
01:09don't we sit back and watch tonight's network debut of one of the original Winnie the Pooh
01:14features. I think that might explain what's wrong with Eeyore. Have a happy, happy, happy
01:21tale-aversary. Happy tale forever may it wag. A happy, happy, happy tale-aversary. Keep
01:30it swinging never let it sight. With a happy, happy, happy tale-aversary. And we wish you
01:40many, many more. With a happy, happy, happy tale-aversary. Even if you don't exactly know
01:48what it is for. With a happy, happy, happy tale-aversary. Happy, happy, keep it shiny
01:57and on your hiney. And now it's finally the end of our song. Woohoo!
02:02Walt Disney presents. This is, this is real Disney. Real Disney. Alright. Walt Disney
02:31presents Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too. It's too bad I can't read. Are you sure about
02:53that? Well, enough of that. Uh, Timon, what are you doing? I'm fast forwarding to the
03:00But you can't go out of order. I'm going to Disneyland. When Pooh heard his poo-poo
03:10clunk. That's nasty. This could be the room of any small boy. Wow, you sounded different
03:22from the last time I heard you. You know, I kind of agree with you, King of Heroes and
03:26187, but to be fair, he kind of sounds a bit too unique. This could be the room of any
03:33small room, but it just happens to belong to a blob. This could be the room of any small
03:38room, but it just happens to belong to a full grown man. And they live together in a wonderful
03:47room. The brain drain. His best friend is a bear called Winnie Pooh. But his best friend
03:58is a bear called Winnie the Pootis. But his best friend is his best friend is a bear called
04:04bear or bear for short. Now Pooh had some honey in his honey jars. Now Pooh had some very
04:10unusual adventures. And they all happened right here in this book with ideas. And they
04:18all happened right here in the middle of this one. Oh, no, no, not the book. How many have
04:26seen opening? We're not doing that. Here's what we're going to do.
04:40What in the God's name even was that?
04:52In the hundred acre world.
04:57Sorry if this intro is confusing. We'll have to skip this.
05:07I'm making waffles.
05:11A donkey named Ali is his friend.
05:15A donkey named Eeyore is his friend.
05:22Thanks for noticing me.
05:24And Kanga, and Kanga, and Kanga, and little Kang Kang Pooh, and little Pooh, Pooh, Pooh,
05:35Ah, we're in a trap.
05:36And little Kanga Pooh's got
05:39There's rabbit and piglet.
05:42Oh my goodness.
05:43Are you serious? You've got the best look for me, yet you still did not take the intro.
05:48There's rabbit and piglet.
05:51And there's
05:52I'll stop it, uncle.
05:54And there's
05:56But most of all
05:57Smudger.
05:59But most of all Winnie the
06:02Peekaboo.
06:03But most of all Winnie the Pooh.
06:05Everybody sing.
06:07So they're finally here, performing for you.
06:10If you know the words, you can join in too.
06:14Put your hands together, if you wanna clap.
06:17As we take you through this monkey rap.
06:22Winnie the Pooh.
06:23Winnie the Pooh.
06:25Winnie the
06:26Winnie the
06:27Winnie the Pooh
06:29Winnie the Pooh
06:30Pooh
06:36Winnie the
06:37Pooh
06:38Winnie the
06:39Pooh.
06:40Okay, Pooh.
06:41Aloysius.
06:42Whatever.
06:43Copy, little, copy us.
06:44Black dead boy.
06:45Copy, little, copy us.
06:47Stop with nothing.
06:48Copy, little, copy us.
06:50Stop with luckies.
06:52Clippy hooters.
06:53Hey, that's my line.
06:54Do I go down to where you work and do whatever it is you do?
06:57Some people have no sense of humor.
06:59Be a buff, be a buff, buff, be a buff, be a buff, be a buff, buff, be a buff, buff.
07:03It's Winnie the Pooh.
07:05Come on, finally.
07:06It's Winnie the Pooh.
07:08He's in love.
07:10It's Winnie the Pooh.
07:12Well, that obviously explains itself.
07:14I don't have to explain it for you.
07:16Hello.
07:17Winnie the Pooh.
07:19I
07:35Epilepsy warning watch out for flashing colors
07:38I warned you
07:46Now the hundred acre wolf boasted many natural wonders, but none was more beautiful than a tiny fox running through the street
07:51Some folks are partial to nature
07:55like rivers and mountains and
08:08Oh, you gotta be kidding me
08:11Now the hundred acre wood is surrounded by beautiful blue sea
08:18It has fields of green and sandy yellow beaches
08:22There are rivers
08:24Streams and lime it was a familiar spot to poo
08:28He would often wonder they're doing
08:30Nothing absolutely nothing but on the moon and water but on the most recent of these excursions
08:44But on the most recent out of my way something took his mind off of nothing
08:49Oh
08:59For God's sake this is a very good. This is a fur cone
09:19I got hit in the head with a fur cone. Hmm. This is a very good fur cone
09:30Hmm what is this? Wait, this must be another brain. No
09:35What the hell was that? Pinecones! Oh my goodness, they're my favorite!
09:39If I have a problem, don't know which way to go, I thinkin' thinkin' thinkin'
09:44Oh
09:48I forgot what it was a brain drain now fur cones
10:00Wait, we already played that
10:05Now fur cones belong in bees up high with the buzzing trees
10:14Yeah
10:44I'm a feeling in my heart that I can't describe
10:47It's sort of love, love, love, love
10:50A sound in my head that I can't describe
11:15Oh no
11:20Oh great Kermit, your joke made my fucking fell into the lake
11:27I wonder if it would do it again
11:34Oh I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava
11:37Who had every intention of getting another fur coat?
11:39So he decided to shave Tigger for one
11:41What's that?
11:44Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
12:14no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
12:44called The Ball Sticks, and that was the beginning of a game called UNO, and that was the beginning
12:50of a game called YouTube Pooh Sticks, that's my joke, and that was the beginning of a game
12:58called Stick Race, which I invented, well, so to Pooh, but it's a mobile game made by
13:06someone else, oh bother, which I, I, Captain, which stick invented, which I invented, you're
13:16lying, five minutes later, Pooh, Pooh and Piglet, Rabbit and Roo, now one day, Pooh
13:21and Piglet, Rabbit and Roo were all playing two sticks together, but why, put a sock in
13:25it, Dr. Boring, well, that stings, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, why
13:31call it Pooh Sticks? I thought I started with Fur Cones, yes, but actually no, Pooh,
13:37I call it Pooh Fur Cones, you want to complain, go put your head in the toilet, okay, now
13:42one day, Pooh and Piglet, Rabbit and Roo, Hill and Hill, two boys, Rabbit and Roo, were
13:48all playing Pooh Sticks together, now the first stick to pass all the way under the
13:52bridge wins a billion dollars, a billion dollars, now on your marks, get set, that's my joke,
14:00now on your marks, get set, yo, yo, yo, yo, what it is, mother, no, now on your marks,
14:11get set, Roo, Pooh, Roo, Pooh, Roo, we must all start together, why, you'll get drowned,
14:33be careful, on your marks, get set, go, on your marks, get set, Chase, get on with it,
14:42on your marks, get set, get really set, go for it, Steve, do it, do it, do it, do it,
15:01bouncing sticks, give me a break, on your marks, get set, go, I can see mine, I win,
15:12I win, I can see mine, I win, I win, liar, no, that's mine, I win, I win, that is mine,
15:22it isn't, that's mine, that's mine, you know that's mine, no, it is not, spike, oh, mother,
15:28what a twist, can you see yours, Pooh, no, I expect my socks, stick, sticks, they always
15:36take shorter than you think, oh, I can see yours, piglet, mine's a sort of gray, yes,
15:42that's what I can see, it's coming over to my side, are you sure it's mine, it's a big
15:49no, no, no, no, it isn't, it's, it's, there are no beef dip, it's, it's, professor, it's,
15:58it's, Thomas the Tank, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, a brain drain, it's, it's, alright,
16:14forget it, just my luck, a heffalump, leering at his lunch, what are you doing, your, mama
16:21fire plant lives on the other side of the river, and I scared of water, your, what are
16:29you doing down there, your, what are you doing down there, give me three guesses, nothing,
16:37watching Nick Jr., my dog, fishing, dog, fishes, Pooh, ready to land on, roar, going to farm
16:48and sell snakes, roar, going for a seat, roar again, going for a seat, enough with the sauce,
16:56waiting for somebody to help you out of the river, that's right, just trying to drown
17:01myself, he's going round and round and round and round and round and round and round, roar,
17:06comedy team, comedy team, comedy team, comedy team, sail, sail, sail, sail, it's nobody's
17:13business but your own, yes, one of those would be, I've got an idea, but I don't suppose
17:21it's a very good one, I don't suppose it is, go on Pooh, let's have it, well, if we all
17:29threw the rocks into the river on one side of the york, the rocks would make waves, ooh,
17:33that's a very good idea, I'm glad we thought of this Pooh, it's about drive, it's about
17:39power, we stay hungry, we eat our power, and the more we eat, the more we lose, and take
17:42what's ours, like it's a morning in my veins, my culture banging with strangers, oh no, I'm
17:47sinking, well, we froze, would you please stop holding me, nice rock,
17:59time to deliver a pizza ball, who even had the gall to, and then, then, Eeyore, he's
18:10dead, well, this sucks, baby, I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder, delivery
18:20mister, I think it went to the left Pooh, no, to the right, yes, and hop to the front,
18:27to the back, and one more time, Eeyore, could you stop turning around for a moment, because
18:34it muddles me rather, are you ready, ready, one, two, now, just do it, oh no, he fell
18:47into the void, now, oh, he's dead, okay, I suppose it wasn't such a very good idea, oh
19:08do you, there he is, good grief, that thing is miles away, I don't know why you guys are
19:15so, sweet spotting, salmon, I like to do this, wait, he isn't dead, Eeyore, surprise, there's
19:27a gun to your head, nope, sorry, Jack Mooney man can't, oh, Eeyore, you're a cat, Eeyore,
19:36you're all, shake it baby, shake it all you can, that happens, when you got squished,
19:47oh, how did you fall in, Eeyore, somebody bounced me, but who did it, ask him, I didn't
19:54bounce him, he bounced me, I didn't bounce him, he bounced me, I didn't bounce him, he
19:59bounced me, I didn't bounce him, he bounced me, you get the idea, I was bounced, Eeyore,
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24:01was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:02was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:03was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:04was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:05was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:06was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:07was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:08was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:09was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:10was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:11was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:12was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:13was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:14was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:15was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:16was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:17was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:18was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:19was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:20was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:21was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:22was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:23was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:24was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:25was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:26was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:27was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:28was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:29was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:30was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:31was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:32was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:33was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:34was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:35was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:36was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:47was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
24:54was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
25:00was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
25:07was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
25:12was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
25:18was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
25:23was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
25:29was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
25:34was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
25:39was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
25:44was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
25:49was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
25:54was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
25:59was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
26:04was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
26:09was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
26:14was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
26:19was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
26:24was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
26:29was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
26:34was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
26:39was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore, was it, Eeyore,
26:44No!
26:49Well,
26:53Eeyore, you're an eating
26:56Well,
26:58Eeyore.
26:59Thank you, Pooh.
27:05No song or dance, no push
27:08Walk around in circles walk around in circles
27:10I'll stay here and be miserable
27:14Even though I'm still in the wheel
27:18Well, goodbye
27:19🎵
27:21🎵
27:24🎵
27:26Who hurried home as fast as he could?
27:28And who should he find in front of his house but...
27:30PIGBALL
27:32🎵
27:34Piglet
27:35🎵
27:36Whatcha doin'?
27:37Well, I gotta go to the bathroom
27:40🎵
27:41I'm trying to...
27:42🎵
27:46He's...
27:47🎵
27:50And he's very
27:54Get over there!
27:55Well, whoever lives here certainly takes a long time answering his door
28:00🎵
28:04Poopy hair
28:05Isn't this your house?
28:07🎵
28:12Oh, I guess that makes sense
28:13Isn't this your house?
28:15🎵
28:17No
28:18🎵
28:19Well...
28:20Oh, I hate that guy
28:21But, poo, isn't this your house?
28:24🎵
28:28I can't read it, there's no words on it
28:30🎵
28:33Marmite
28:34That should do very well
28:36What are you going to give Piglet?
28:37Nothing!
28:40No, Piglet
28:41That would not be a very good plan
28:43🎵
28:44Couldn't I give it to...
28:45Couldn't I give your...
28:47🎵
28:48Both of us?
28:49How about...
28:50No!
28:51🎵
28:52🎵
28:56Um...
28:57No
28:58🎵
29:01No, Piglet
29:02That's a terrible idea
29:04🎵
29:08You're probably right, Poo
29:11Perhaps I could give your a balloon
29:13Perfect!
29:14Pico loves balloons
29:16🎵
29:19So off Piglet trotted in one direction
29:21🎵
29:23And in the other direction went the south going zags
29:26Poo hadn't gone very far when a very funny feeling began to creep over him
29:30I feel funny
29:31And I don't mean funny ha ha
29:33No, no, no!
29:34Funny weird!
29:36Two hours later
29:37🎵
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30:15🎵
30:19Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
30:22Yes, something's definitely there
30:25Yes, coming
30:26Poo
30:27No, no
30:28Yeah, uh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying
30:34animal on the premises.
30:35Yeah, what are you talking about, Tony, yeah, don't be ridiculous, uh, see you, bye-bye.
30:45Hello?
30:46I love you.
30:47I think you laid it on the jeans a bit thick there, Pooh.
30:53Just send us a report.
30:5610 hours of japes and shenanigans later.
30:58You know, that reminds me of my stupid uncle.
31:02You know, that reminds me of the birthday of my great-great-great...
31:05Alright, I get it!
31:09You know, that reminds me of the birthday of my great uncle Robert while uncle Robert
31:14was returning in the late four noon from a...
31:16Oh, and he's gone.
31:18What are you giving him, Pooh?
31:21100 dozen doughnuts.
31:22A hundred do-
31:24We have one dozen donuts?
31:26Well, Piglet asked me to give you the bill.
31:28GIMME THAT!
31:32Y'know, that wasn't very funny.
31:34I'm giving you your useful pot.
31:37I wanted to ask you a use for pot.
31:45Someone has...
31:47Poo.
31:49What do you think of it?
31:51I, uh, kept it simple.
31:53Owl, that has nothing to do with Eeyore.
31:55Alright, I'll change it.
32:01Here, what do you think of it now?
32:04Uh, Owl, that doesn't even look like Eeyore.
32:08Alright, alright.
32:13Here you go, this definitely fits Eeyore.
32:16Okay, now you're just being mean.
32:19Ooh, this is sus.
32:21I'm flying directly over to Christopher Robbins to tell him the new-
32:28Did you forget how to fly, Owl?
32:31Rain, drain!
32:32Keep quiet!
32:33Many happy returns of Eeyore's birthday, Piglet!
32:36Sorry, you'll have to come back later, we're trying to escape!
32:44I'm okay...
32:48AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
32:50FACK
32:54I. CAN'T. STOP. BELCHING!
32:59BEEEEEEEEEEEP
33:00Rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin'.
33:03NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
33:05fack
33:14Wait for it!
33:14FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
33:18YAAA!
33:19AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
33:21GAH!
33:21HEH!
33:22OOOOO!
33:22LAAAA!
33:23BOOM!
33:24LAAA!
33:25BOOM!
33:27Oh dear!
33:28Oh deary-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dear dear!
33:30How could I face those poor kids?
33:33I'll just have to make that money back someway!
33:35Mmm, but how?
33:37But as he pulled in,
33:39not one idea had dropped into his funnel.
33:41Good afternoony-or!
33:43Very generous, piglet.
33:44Happy birthday!
33:45But...
33:46it's not my birthday, Jake!
33:48And I...
33:49I feel the same way.
33:51But...
33:52We'll always have the gastroid.
33:53I brought you a...
33:54B-b-b-b-b-b-b-
33:55BANANA!
34:00Are you kidding me, piglet?
34:02I don't want that!
34:05My favorite size.
34:08So it does!
34:12I'm super depressed!
34:13Later that day at the birthday party!
34:15Let's go!
34:16Let's make a wish, babycakes!
34:19Hmm?
34:20What?
34:22Hmm?
34:37How long is this going to take?
34:39Give up, that's it!
34:40Oh, bravo! Bravo!
34:41Good show!
34:42This reminds me of the party we once gave my great uncle Robert.
34:46WHAT?!
34:49I give up, that's it.
34:50This reminds me of the party we once gave my great uncle Robert.
34:53He had just reached the ripe old age of 103, though of course he would only admit to 97.
34:57This reminds me of the party we once gave my great uncle Robert.
34:59He had just reached the ripe old age of 103, though of course he would only admit to 97.
35:02This reminds me of the party we once gave my great uncle Robert.
35:06He had just reached the ripe old age of 103, though of course he would only admit to 97.
35:08And in order to be successful, we have to copy everyone else's subjects.
35:10And in order to be successful, we have to copy everyone else's subjects.
35:11So, we have to instruct the guests to pretend to be-
35:12Hello!
35:15Wait a minute.
35:16That sounds like-
35:18Ha-ha!
35:24Oh no!
35:25Not again!
35:31Surprise!
35:32Station joke.
35:33Oh no!
35:34Oh no!
35:35Oh no!
35:40Look at the thing that he-
35:41Here I come again, bunny boy!
35:43Oh no!
35:44Oh no!
35:45Oh no!
35:49Tigger!
35:50Brain drain!
35:51A party!
35:52Oh boy, a party!
35:53Tigger's love party!
35:54Tigger's love parties!
35:55I still say-
35:56I still say-
35:57I hope you get eaten by flying-
35:58I hope you get eaten by flying-
36:02Oh, and cake!
36:03Oh, and cake!
36:04Did someone say...
36:05Did someone say... birthday cake?
36:06Did someone say... birthday cake?
36:07No.
36:12Once Tigger got recovered, this happened.
36:14Once Tigger got recovered, this happened.
36:15You've got a lot of nerve showing up here.
36:17After what you did to me.
36:21Well, I think Tigger should-
36:22Well, I think Tigger should-
36:23Die!
36:24Aw, let him stay!
36:25No!
36:26Robin, you know Tigger just got recovered, right?
36:29Well, I want to give Tigger another death.
36:31Well, I want to give Tigger another death.
36:32I think it's too late for that.
36:34What do you think, Christopher Robin?
36:35I think...
36:36I think...
36:37I think we all ought to-
36:38Die!
36:41So they gathered on the old wooden bridge,
36:43So they gathered on the old wooden bridge,
36:44and played the game for thousands of years,
36:46but poor Tigger won none at all.
36:48What about when it's my birthday?
36:54Tiggers don't like poop.
36:56That's my joke!
36:57Tiggers don't like cheap mobile games.
36:59Tiggers don't like poop.
37:01Tiggers don't like sticks.
37:03Tiggers-
37:04Let's play again!
37:05Okay!
37:08Tigger, I'd be happy to tell you.
37:10I think you'll be doing more brain drain jokes for at least one more year.
37:13I think you'll be doing more brain drain jokes for at least one more year.
37:14I will!
37:15That's very easy.
37:16That's very easy.
37:17It's X.
37:18It's X.
37:19HACKS!
37:23And that's what you get for touching that!
37:26I forgot to twitch, that was my problem.
37:29Please!
37:30Tigger, could you please get the hell off me?
37:33Whoops, sorry, donkey boy!
37:45Happy 100 Acre Wood Birthday!
38:15Happy 100 Acre Wood Birthday!
38:17Happy Birthday with Winnie the Pooh!
38:27Having you to play with
38:30Makes things so much fun
38:34Let's share lots of honey pots
38:37And welcome everyone!
38:41Happy 100 Acre Wood Birthday!
38:44All your friends are bringing presents for you
38:48Happy 100 Acre Wood Birthday!
38:51Happy Birthday with Winnie the Pooh!
38:57Happy Birthday!
38:59Make a birthday wish
39:01With Winnie the Pooh!
39:03Hope that it comes true
39:05Happy Birthday!
39:06Guess it already did
39:08Cause all of us are here with you!
39:21Happy 100 Acre Wood Birthday!
39:24Happy Birthday with Winnie the Pooh!
39:28Happy 100 Acre Wood Birthday!
39:31All your friends are having a party for you
39:35Happy 100 Acre Wood Birthday!
39:38Happy Birthday with Winnie the Pooh!
39:44Happy Birthday with Winnie the Pooh!
39:48Happy Birthday!
39:51Whatever happens to another Winnie the Pooh
39:54Will never change the face of the forest
39:58A little male will always be
40:00RAIN DRAIN!
40:01You can't possess something twice!
40:06Ding!
40:11GASP!
40:12A RAIN DRAIN!
40:15IT'S OVER!
40:26So, I know this might be a little late in the video to show
40:30But I figured I'd make you some
40:32So here it is
40:33A BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR YOUR MOM!
40:36Pooh, you're an idiot
40:38Hey, if you put honey into that cake
40:41Don't be surprised if I'm shoving it down my gob
40:47Happy 60th Anniversary Birthday Cake
40:49Kenny's Mother
40:51OH MY GOD!
40:52THEY KILLED KENNY!
40:54YOU BASTARD!
41:03HAPPY 60TH ANNIVERSARY!