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00:00You
00:30Oh
01:00Birthday party
01:18Wait a minute strike that reverse it
01:21Oh
01:29That's not good enough
01:37Are you some kind of freak
01:46We've got to have
01:51Oh
01:59Hey, wait a minute
02:04No, I'm just kidding
02:10Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Wow, how original
02:16Disney presents
02:19What Disney presents
02:22No, Walt Disney presents
02:27Walt Disney presents
02:31No Walt Disney presents home on the reins Walt Disney presents
02:44No Walt Disney presents song of the South no, God, please no
02:49Oh
02:54Walt Disney presents a rifleman. That's my joke. Are you little?
03:00Don't Walt Disney presents Duke Nukem 3d
03:06No, let's just move on
03:09Winnie the Winnie the Winnie the Winnie the Winnie the Winnie the Winnie the Winnie the Pooh. Oh, yeah, it's mostly about ticket
03:15Oh
03:23Winnie the Pooh and
03:25Winnie the Pooh and
03:28Winnie the Winnie and
03:35Winnie the Pooh and
03:37Tigger to to win and dig into Winnie the Pooh and
03:41Tigger Pooh Tigger to and Winnie the Pooh Winnie the Pooh and a tigger number two
03:46Hey, wait, just a minute. Pooh
03:50Trick Winnie the Pooh and a Tigger to
03:58Who writes this YouTube page
04:00Oh
04:08This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to myself
04:13But it just happens to belong to a boy named a robber
04:18But it just happens to belong to a boy named Chris Rob
04:23But it just happens to belong to a boy named a rasta fee
04:31Like most small boys
04:33Christopher Robin
04:36Stop ripping off J. Man crazy boy. Come here. Get out of here postman Pat. Oh, and they all live together
04:43You know wonderful world
04:46His best friend is a bear called Franklin. No, you're the best Winnie the Pooh. No Winnie the
04:54But his best friend is a bear called
05:01Well, I'm gonna do a book I got the book
05:04Oh, no, no, not the book. How many have seen opening the book before?
05:09Close the book. We're not doing that
05:14Now who had some very unusual adventures very unusual adventures and they all happened right here in the
05:22hundred acre
05:24yard
05:27Check them out
05:29Check them out
05:35We don't do that
05:50What's wrong with your face
05:53Chunky he's dead
05:56Not a big surprise
06:08Look if you're not gonna take this seriously i'm out
06:25You're stuffed with
06:28Winnie the pooh winnie the pooh chubby little cubby with black dead boys
06:43Wait a minute, what the hell?
06:56It was a beautiful day on the island of sodor
07:01Now on this sunny morning
07:02Pooh who was a bear of very little
07:08Now on this sunny morning
07:11Now on this sunny morning the brain drain
07:15Pooh who was a bear of very little bear tried very hard to think of something
07:25So
07:29We're sorry the number you reached has been disconnected
07:44The next morning the animals awoke from their restless, please stop talking. Oh, excuse me, mr
07:48On camera talent. Let's see if you make it into my go-kart episode
07:56So
08:00Funny monkey
08:20Come on
08:25So
08:39Oh brother, I forgot what a brain
08:44Drink
08:53Silence while he was thinking all of us
09:00And while he was thinking
09:03So
09:15All of a sudden something went
09:33Oh
09:54Did you miss us
09:57Oh
10:01Hello there, i'm princess lump your opponent. Wait a minute. I thought I was slime. I'm the original lump
10:08He's lump. He's lump. You're lump. I'm lump. Are there any other lumps I should know about?
10:14I'm a princess lump from another dimension
10:22Okay, I think we got a little off track here
10:26Oh
10:30No, i'm tiger
10:44Okay
10:57Spells her t. I double go
11:00That spells
11:03That spells
11:07I did. Oh no, I warned you t. I double t. Go. I heard go t. T. I heard go
11:15Oh
11:21A miserable little pile of I already know you did
11:26Oh
11:30Hello, i'm a miserable little pile of secrets
11:39A brain drain
11:48I think we all know where this is going. I recognize you. You're the one that's stuffed with a brain
11:53I recognize you. You're the one that's stuffed with fluff. Hey, shut up a simple. Hello. What do thank you?
12:00No time for picnics
12:18I gotta get down to dq
12:24Untie untie untie
12:30Three seconds later
12:33Four hours later
12:43I'm tigger. We know that you fool. Oh tigger
12:48You scared me scared me
12:53Oh
12:56I'm saving my best pounce for old poopy head. I'm saving my best pounce for old long ears. That's racist
13:06Meanwhile
13:10Don't touch the carrot
13:12I'm gonna do it. Don't you do it? I'm gonna touch the carrot. No, no, don't do not
13:19Touch the carrot i'm gonna touch the ding dong
13:31I warned you there. My garden is finally finished at last
13:49That's
13:54Good grief, my nice round potatoes are all long and pointy
14:02Oh, no
14:07No
14:10Oh, no, stop
14:13Oh, no
14:18Oh, no, stop
14:24Wait worth gordon, I shall do the station joke or later. This is the greatest
14:34Oh no stop exploding sound
14:42Oh
14:49Oh no, oh no
15:00I'm, okay
15:09The wonderful thing about tiggers is tiggers are wonderful things the tops are made out of rubber
15:13The bottoms are made out of springs the bouncy trouncy flouncy pouncy fun fun fun fun
15:17But the most wonderful thing about tickers is i'm the only one i'm the only one
15:32Oh, no, it's tigger d i double I know you've bounced me before I did
15:44Hello rabbit
15:48Please please don't don't don't don't
15:50We're not doing that
15:52Get off of me get out get out get out
15:56Oh, dear. Oh, you're just
15:59No, that is not the kind of thing that makes you feel happy
16:02Oh, yeah
16:05Just look at this mess. Everything is covered in feces. Oh, man, my beautiful garden
16:13Ruined yuck good
16:18Good night. It's all mythificated. I wonder what happened
16:28Yes, you really have let it go messy messy you you imbecile you bloated idiot you stupid
16:39Messy messy, it's wrong. Don't messy you
16:44Sorry about that. Sorry about that. Sorry about that
16:47Sorry about that. Sorry about that. You've ruined my beautiful
17:06Why you're ruining my life, oh, why don't you ever stop
17:13Oh, yeah
17:15That's what tiggers do the bestest, you know
17:18You're not gonna start singing. Are you?
17:22The wonderful thing about tiggers is tiggers are wonderful things
17:28The wonderful thing about tiggers is the wonderful thing about tiggers
17:31The wonderful thing about tiggers
17:42Wonderful thing about jagger is that i'm still swinging my nobody cared. I hope I never see another spring
17:48So
18:08This is terrible, but the most wonderful thing about tickers is i'm the only one i'm the only one
18:19Is
18:32I hope you get eaten by flying jellyfish
18:41Order please i'll have two number nines a number nine large a number six with extra tip no dead memes
18:48Oh
18:51I have a triple cheeseburger and a large fries and uh, you sell pants
18:58Meanwhile at the legion of doom you fine idiots need to come up with one good plan
19:06Order order order order in the clubhouse everybody
19:12But nobody said anything rabbit. I know
19:15I had to get us over that long established shot
19:26Later that day now I say tigger's getting so this time we taught him a permanent lesson
19:33No matter how much we
19:35No matter how much we like him
19:45Hmm
19:55Uh, excuse me, uh rabbit but um
20:07Shut up
20:09Son of a son of a gun you thought I was gonna say as this
20:19Excuse me rabbit, but um
20:24Um
20:26Come on, I don't have all day perhaps if we could think of a way of bouncing
20:32Oh, no, that's a terrible idea what's a bad idea
20:36Objective, um, perhaps if if we could think of a way of of unbouncing tigger, uh, it would be a very good idea, huh?
20:46Just what I feel, uh, what do you feel?
20:59Uh
21:06Foreign
21:27Wake up
21:36Foreign
21:38Foreign
21:40Foreign
22:05What did I miss are you listening
22:10A brain drain
22:13Haven't you been listening to what rabbit's been saying?
22:25I listened
22:32I'm listening. Yes
22:41Oh
22:48I had a small piece of residence in my ear. I had a small mushroom in my ear
22:54I've got slushy in my ear
22:59But I had a small piece of in my ear could you say it again, please rabbit
23:10Oh
23:14Well, well, where should I start from start at the beginning
23:24Well
23:26Well, when was that? Ah, I don't know
23:31Has poo forgotten he's probably got a brain drain
23:37Brain
23:39We'll take tigger for a long explore see someplace where he's never been this is by
23:46Gaspity gasps squared
23:49Mark, oh
23:52Oh, we'll find him again next morning and mark my words. He'll be a whole
23:59Now all in favor say
24:07Good
24:27The most important thing about purple dinosaurs who got their own air on their own show is that i'm the only one
24:33You can't say that again
24:35I am the only purple dinosaur in the barny era. No one respects me as a real dinosaur mode
24:41Of course, you didn't follow the warning at the beginning of the video
25:01You're gonna turn into a goomba
25:05Oh
25:07Hello there
25:15My splendid idea works. Hello rabbit
25:20Home we go
25:23That's funny he must be lost well one thing's for sure he won't choose dirty percy
25:31Don't call me
25:35Ah
25:39Hello
25:42That's funny he must be lost
25:58Oh my ears
26:05Hey, where are you? Hey, where the heck are you guys?
26:11Oh, come on
26:30Where are you?
26:35Oh
26:37Well rabbit was certain that everything was going according to plan sometime later on the bottom of page
26:46Rabbit was wrong. Hey, wait a minute. It's the very same
26:50Well, it's lucky. I know the forest. Well, we might get
26:54Well, it's lucky I know the forest well
26:57Oh, we might get lost
26:59Ha ha ha
27:03Because whichever direction they started in
27:0732 000 sand grains later. It's like an hour a whole new set of tracks
27:15Uh
27:16Rabbit. Yeah
27:17What time is it?
27:18It's the exact same time as when you asked earlier and it'll be the exact same time when you ask later
27:23There is no time here rabbit. Yeah, are we there yet?
27:28No
27:34Why does it always have to be me
27:37And all the while poo's thoughts kept returning to his honey pots at home
27:49What what what was that poo it's
27:57Didn't work out very well. Come on. Let's go home
28:01But poo get all the way, please. Don't make me do it
28:04No piglet
28:05It doesn't do it. That's it. I'm getting out of here
28:13And just when piglet began to know where he was
28:16Oh
28:25Where is those long ears anyways
28:34Hey
28:35Where is old poopy head anyway?
28:39You what boom where is old anyway, he's dead. Wow
28:45Wow
28:49Meanwhile rabbit was still wandering around in the mist. There's a legend that when the mist's about there's a ghost about too
28:56When I play the game I get lost in the face
28:59Then I find out i'm stuck in geno's maze and to make matters worse
29:03His mind was beginning to play. Please. Please don't spell it
29:08Now I turn around and find I am lost in the woods
29:16Is
29:21We're all going to stay together, but if you do get lost
29:27Piglet
29:30Take them out
29:36Piglet
29:45Hey
29:58There is not a chance i'm interested in this bear the caterpillar ate through one nice green leaf munch munch
30:05I
30:14Had the dream again last night
30:35Downward spiral downward spiral
30:40Oh, oh it was just a dream at least you didn't say papaya. Oh, I didn't say papaya
30:48Ah
31:05Uh, hold on I hope I got the line, right
31:08Oh, thank god I did
31:10Also, you guys liked my little spongebob narrator voice impression
31:13To be honest, I think I did very well on it. No, wait, I think that was only a little bit
31:33Oh, why oh why do these things happen to me?
31:37Boom
31:40Tigger's never get lost honey boy. It's physically impossible
31:46Rabbit was now stupid one week later
31:55Bouncing can be over just delicious ru was waiting for ticket to take him out to dinner
32:01Mama, when is tigger gonna get here?
32:04I know here. I am here. I am. How do you do? Oh, look, that's okay
32:11Yeah, it's over in the other room. You're very observant
32:19Well, wait until after dinner
32:22you
32:23Silly juice. Oh goodness. You're bouncy today double things about tigger that i'm the only one
32:30I can explain
32:34Now keep your scarf on that's what time mama is your sweater warming up I suppose so
32:45Yeah, that only works when I do it
32:57Figure eight
33:04Oh
33:11Hey, look look look
33:13If it isn't old poopy head if it isn't no long years
33:17Can't take her ice skate. Yeah, she's right. This is the first time you're skating on ice can take her ice skate
33:24Let's find out
33:27Oh
33:33Three seconds later
33:56Oh
34:09Told you sir, gordon
34:27Why does it always have to be me
34:31Tigger's don't like my son. Well, that didn't end. Well, no silly soft stuff. It won't stop me
34:39I bet you could climb
34:51The tide won't come up this high we'll be all right
34:57Hey
35:00Boingy boingy boingy
35:18I always have a vision always
35:29Ah
35:31Hey, who are you?
35:36I almost bounced clear out of the box. I almost booked clear out of the bunk
35:42Some bouncing, huh?
35:44Some bouncing, huh? Oh my goodness
35:55How did I get up here, I don't know
35:59Hey
36:01What the hell's going on look at me i'm as helpless as a tigger in a tree
36:08So
36:30I was just getting
36:32Up
36:36Be vewy vewy quiet
36:38I'm hunting jugular pool for a bear a very little pool. You sure are a smart one
36:44Whatever it was that made these tracks has now been joined by a what?
36:49So they went on feeling a little anxious now in case the animals in front of them were of hostile intent
37:02Huh
37:16Get me the heck out of here the same day later jugulars always call
37:26Well jugulars always call
37:33What did
37:37Well
37:42And when you look up
37:48And when you look up I got you now spongebob he drop on you
37:56What's up tigger and rue are up
38:02Ruff ruff
38:09Tiggers don't jump
38:11Tiggers don't jump they bounce
38:14Tiggers can't climb down. Uh, because uh, oh their tails getting away
38:22Help somebody please
38:25Ah
38:39We'll just have to leave him up there forever
38:46I promise never to bounce again
38:49And then
38:50Oh, if I ever get out of this, I promise never to watch the room again
38:56Never well, i'm out of ideas. You don't know the power of the dark side
39:06Who are you tigger I am your father
39:10No
39:16How many times have you heard that before
39:20Hey, who are you i'm hoda say who are you i'm from the irs
39:27Yes
39:43Ah my bones
39:57Yeah
40:13Go away donald trump. Oh, man
40:17Oh, i'm so happy I feel like bouncing
40:23You mean I I can't ever bounce again
40:27never
40:28never
40:29never
40:30never never never
40:33Never never never never
40:36Never never
40:39Never
40:44No, not even just one teensy-weensy bounce
41:09Hmm
41:31Come on rabbit
41:39Oh
41:42Look you got the feet for it
41:46Try it it makes you feel just great
42:09Oh sure, come on try it now, do you know why you can't play with any tiggers?
42:24The wonderful thing about tiggers it's because the wonderful things the tops are made out of rubber
42:28The buttons are made out of springs the bouncy trouncy flouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun
42:32But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is i'm the only one i'm the only one
42:37I'm the only one
42:52The wonderful thing about jiggers is jiggers are wonderful things
42:59The tops are made out of rubber
43:02Bottoms are made out of springs
43:05They're bouncy trouncy flouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun
43:12But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is he's the only one
43:24The wonderful thing about jiggers
43:27The stickers are wonderful checks
43:31They're loaded with
43:35Deep in your lap
43:45But the most wonderful thing about
43:48He's the only one
44:06And that's why I
44:17Some made out of rubber bottoms are made out of springs
44:34He's the only one
44:48The wonderful thing about jiggers jiggers are wonderful
45:09But the most wonderful thing about jiggers is he's the only one
45:17He's the only one
45:19He's the only one
45:26He's the only one
45:38That's it game over go home go away you bother me, okay shorty show's over
45:47Hey, wait a minute
45:55Oh, no, oh no that why'd you wink at me
46:07Well, what did you expect a happy christmas
46:18Oh, oh hello tiger
46:21I don't know. I can't just stand the years of the mother of the youtuber. I can just tell them
46:29That's it