The Three Badasses Who Want Me Short Drama
#Reel #Short #ReelShort #Romance #EnglishMovie #cdrama #shortfilm #drama #crimedrama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull #EnglishMovie #cdrama #drama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull
#Reel #Short #ReelShort #Romance #EnglishMovie #cdrama #shortfilm #drama #crimedrama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull #EnglishMovie #cdrama #drama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:00:15Angela, still selling your hippie junk here?
00:00:18I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:00:23Now sign the divorce paper.
00:00:27Baby.
00:00:29I'll sign it.
00:00:31Here, don't look right at it.
00:00:36My lovely princess, I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from.
00:00:41I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:00:47You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:00:50I'm going. I need to pick up my bride.
00:00:53No!
00:00:55Prepare my warplane!
00:01:01What's the situation here?
00:01:03I want to marry you.
00:01:06Ellen Musk, the only woman on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list, arrives in Atlanta today.
00:01:11What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.
00:01:16Angela, my next-door neighbor.
00:01:19Still selling your hippie junk here?
00:01:21If your mother-in-law sees, she's going to throw a big fit again.
00:01:24Your mother-in-law was right about you.
00:01:26What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply it to your penniless self?
00:01:31And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:01:35Alright, everybody get out!
00:01:38We've got an important guest coming!
00:01:40Get out!
00:01:42Get out, you two!
00:01:44Get out!
00:01:46Get out!
00:01:48Get out, get out!
00:01:50Get out!
00:01:52We've got an important guest coming!
00:01:56You!
00:02:01You deaf? I said pack up and scram!
00:02:03I paid the staff here already.
00:02:05And if you want me to leave, then fine.
00:02:07But you have to compensate for today's losses.
00:02:11You want to say that again?
00:02:15You know who's visiting today?
00:02:17Ellen freaking Musk!
00:02:19One of the richest people in the world.
00:02:21And of course a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:02:24Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:02:28Really?
00:02:29Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market.
00:02:34You don't think that she could be coming to see me?
00:02:40Coming to see you?
00:02:42Alright, you know what? I'll play your game.
00:02:45If she does this so much as give you a glance,
00:02:48I'll eat dirt.
00:02:51Deal.
00:03:00Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within ten minutes.
00:03:04Or else, you're fired.
00:03:19Prepare the limo.
00:03:21Ms. Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:03:30Ah, your ten minutes is almost up.
00:03:32Good. Hope you don't wet your pants.
00:03:35Five.
00:03:36Four.
00:03:39Three.
00:03:42Two.
00:03:44One.
00:03:46Two.
00:03:48One.
00:03:52Ellen! I mean, Ms. Musk!
00:03:55Ellen! I mean, I'm sorry that I...
00:03:59Sorry to frighten you.
00:04:01How's my boss bitch?
00:04:03Kickin' ass, girlfriend.
00:04:05So how do you, like...
00:04:08She's my boss.
00:04:10I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:04:14No way.
00:04:18Well?
00:04:22No! No!
00:04:24No, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss!
00:04:26No, I won't do it again!
00:04:30Alright, that's enough. We're not tyrants here.
00:04:39Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:04:45You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:04:48The Runaway Bride.
00:04:51You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker.
00:04:55Who are you?
00:04:59Where is she?
00:05:01Atlanta. And you were right.
00:05:03It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:05:05My clever bride.
00:05:07I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:05:15Max, prep the jet.
00:05:17I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:05:23Dr. Wilson, Devin Sterling's on the move.
00:05:25He's headed to Atlanta.
00:05:27Atlanta? The game is afoot. I'm going.
00:05:30Wait, Dr. Wilson. The Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:05:33He can wait. I need to pick up my bride.
00:05:39Dr. Wilson!
00:05:45Gino Eisenhower reporting, sir!
00:05:48Devin Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta.
00:05:51Atlanta!
00:05:53Where is that?
00:05:55Whatever! Prepare my warplane!
00:05:57Don't sue going after my fiancée.
00:05:59This is war.
00:06:15I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper,
00:06:18to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project, like you asked me to.
00:06:21Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:06:23This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:06:26That project is worth billions.
00:06:28He can finally take his company public.
00:06:30But Angela, my boss,
00:06:33I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes
00:06:37without ever revealing your true identity.
00:06:40Without your backing?
00:06:42No offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:06:45Well, three years ago...
00:06:47He saved me.
00:06:51He saved me.
00:07:11To be continued...
00:07:17And I fell in love with him instantly.
00:07:19I didn't want to reveal my true identity
00:07:21because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being
00:07:23with a billionaire heiress.
00:07:26But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll
00:07:29be on more equal footing.
00:07:30And then I can finally come out to the public.
00:07:33So that's why you have me secretly helping him.
00:07:37I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:07:42But why work at the flea market?
00:07:44Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:07:48Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare
00:07:51and cost a fortune to find.
00:07:53Plus, I get to make the best dishes
00:07:55for my hubby and his mom.
00:07:57You seem happy being a housewife.
00:07:59No.
00:08:00No.
00:08:02No.
00:08:03Where the hell are you?
00:08:05Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:08:08Get home, stat.
00:08:10It's a big day today.
00:08:13That was my mother-in-law, Carol.
00:08:16She judges me because she thinks I come
00:08:18from a lower class family.
00:08:20But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out
00:08:23and tell her who I really am.
00:08:26You know, she even remembered our third year anniversary.
00:08:34Please spend more time with my son.
00:08:38Hi, I'm home.
00:08:39I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:08:42Finally, you're back.
00:08:43Now sign the divorce papers.
00:08:48Divorce papers?
00:08:51Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?
00:08:54God, don't call me Mom again.
00:08:57We're ending that relationship.
00:08:59Just look at you, dirt all over.
00:09:02You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:09:05You don't deserve my son.
00:09:06You're way below his league.
00:09:09I'm below his league?
00:09:11That's right.
00:09:12You are.
00:09:14Jared is signing $100 billion contract tomorrow
00:09:18with the Ellen Musk.
00:09:20And then his company's going public.
00:09:23That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:09:25But you, you're still just a stinky, hippie peddler.
00:09:31Jared's like the king in the clouds, and you.
00:09:35You will always just be a pawn, like dirt on our shoes.
00:09:44Dirt on your shoes?
00:09:46But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:09:49You're delusional.
00:09:50You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:09:53How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here?
00:09:59Resorting to lies, definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:10:03And who are you to come into my house
00:10:06and meddle with my family matters?
00:10:10You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:10:16Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee,
00:10:18not a lowlife dirtbag.
00:10:20Enough!
00:10:22Jared, I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:10:26But I am.
00:10:29Don't fight it, Angela.
00:10:31Here's 500K.
00:10:33You'll never make this much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:10:37Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave.
00:10:40Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:10:43I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:10:48Did that not mean anything to you?
00:10:51Didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:10:54Fine, here's another 200,000.
00:10:58500,000 is too much for her already.
00:11:01She's done nothing, hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:11:06She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:11:08Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:11:13I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:11:17You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us
00:11:20or something, and she wouldn't embarrass
00:11:23us with that permanent stench?
00:11:26A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:11:29What a joke.
00:11:31If you actually love my son, you'll sign the damn divorce
00:11:35papers already and leave.
00:11:40You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel
00:11:43Plaza bid without me, let alone taking the company public?
00:11:47I did everything for you, Jared.
00:11:51Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:11:53It's all my work.
00:11:57Baby, we're going to be late for the auction
00:12:00if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:12:05You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara,
00:12:08didn't you?
00:12:10So she's the reason for the divorce.
00:12:14She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:12:18Fine.
00:12:20I'll sign it, but don't regret it.
00:12:24Regret?
00:12:26Do you know who I am?
00:12:28Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way
00:12:30into a married man's bed?
00:12:32I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:12:36Jared winning the bid on Mabel Plaza
00:12:39was because of my dad, because he's business
00:12:42partners with Ellen Musk.
00:12:45It's part of the power that I have as an elite.
00:12:49You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:12:53Social stratum matters.
00:12:55Yeah, social stratum does matter.
00:12:59And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:13:02And you really think Ellen Musk would come to Atlanta
00:13:05if it weren't for me?
00:13:07Ha!
00:13:08You're delusional.
00:13:10I'm not delusional.
00:13:12Ha!
00:13:13You're delusional.
00:13:15Now sign the papers and scram!
00:13:19Ah!
00:13:21You owe me.
00:13:23You dirty bitch.
00:13:24You sickened me.
00:13:25Ah!
00:13:32You hit me.
00:13:36Now sign the papers, take a track, and get the fuck out!
00:13:43Oh.
00:13:55I don't need your penny money.
00:13:58We're finished.
00:14:00You don't want the money, that's your loss.
00:14:04Your check is just pennies to me.
00:14:06But I would like my ring back.
00:14:13Ha.
00:14:18Have fun on your economy flight while I
00:14:22catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.
00:14:29And I'm way out of your league.
00:14:36Isn't that the Winston Blue Diamond Ring?
00:14:40It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:14:44Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:14:47Something she found at the flea market.
00:14:49You're right.
00:14:50She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:14:55Congrats, Jared Boo Boo, on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:15:01Oh, my dad says there's going to be
00:15:03a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:15:08Bigger big shot than Elon Musk?
00:15:10Yeah.
00:15:11And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:15:16Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:15:33Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia,
00:15:36wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:15:39Vanderbilt?
00:15:40Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies.
00:15:43Basically, our employee.
00:15:44OK, I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow.
00:15:46It's fine.
00:15:47Well, you're still going to the summit tomorrow?
00:15:48But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:15:51That's exactly why I'm going.
00:16:07Angela Lockhart, I finally found you.
00:16:12Who is he?
00:16:14That, that's Devin Sterling.
00:16:16He's number one on Forbes' 30 under 30 list,
00:16:19an early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling Enterprises.
00:16:23Rumor has it he's worth trillions.
00:16:26And he's your fiance.
00:16:28Yeah, I guess.
00:16:29Yeah, I guess.
00:16:30Yeah, I guess.
00:16:31Yeah, I guess.
00:16:32Yeah, I guess.
00:16:33Yeah, I guess.
00:16:34Yeah, I guess.
00:16:35Your fiance.
00:16:37What?
00:16:38What?
00:16:39My fiance?
00:16:40The one and only.
00:16:43So, after running away and leaving
00:16:45me single for three years, have you figured out how you're
00:16:49going to make it up to me yet, babe?
00:17:00That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:17:06What is she doing here?
00:17:11You skank.
00:17:12My son just divorced you yesterday,
00:17:15and you're already hooking up with another man?
00:17:18Divorced?
00:17:20That's right.
00:17:21So I guess this was never meant to be, Mr.
00:17:26Sterling.
00:17:27Devin Sterling.
00:17:30So she has to hide her marital status to find another man.
00:17:33Guess she's not just a forsaken woman.
00:17:35She's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:17:41How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:17:44Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:17:47Do you know who I am?
00:17:50They don't know who you are.
00:17:53You hide it well.
00:17:55X-Team, teach these fools a lesson.
00:18:01Teach these fools a lesson.
00:18:06Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta
00:18:09and then to New York.
00:18:11You forgot to bring the security team.
00:18:18Mind if I borrow your men?
00:18:21Go ahead.
00:18:25Chelsea's ill-mannered hips out.
00:18:28You bitch.
00:18:29I'll have my son teach you a real lesson.
00:18:38A kiss as a reward, my lady.
00:18:41No.
00:18:50Guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:18:52You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett, old money like me.
00:18:58Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:19:01Pleased to meet you all.
00:19:02Your families all started empires
00:19:04after the Industrial Revolution.
00:19:05What an honor.
00:19:07I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:19:10It's worth billions of dollars.
00:19:11Congrats.
00:19:12You'll be next.
00:19:14But we haven't received the contract yet.
00:19:16We deserve it.
00:19:17Hard.
00:19:18Oh, that's nothing.
00:19:19I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:19:21Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always
00:19:22had a good relationship.
00:19:24So I thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:19:28Thank you, Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:19:29Now we just have to impress Miss Musk's
00:19:32special guest of honor.
00:19:33Yes.
00:19:35I heard they're a very important and powerful guest,
00:19:38even wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:19:41Now, if we can just secure a position with this big shot,
00:19:45we can feast for generations.
00:19:47Ooh.
00:19:48Mm-hmm.
00:19:49Mm-hmm.
00:19:50I'll do my best.
00:19:56Excuse me.
00:19:57Second children.
00:19:59What if it's the prince of Bhutan?
00:20:04How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:20:06Me, a hobo?
00:20:08How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:20:11You sleep your way in?
00:20:12I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:20:15Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:20:19Don't flatter yourself.
00:20:23This is your ex-husband?
00:20:27What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:20:30Who the hell is this?
00:20:32You were cheating on me?
00:20:33BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.
00:20:45Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:20:48That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs
00:20:51and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:20:54They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:20:57You dare hurt my mom and Kaylee?
00:21:13Get your hands off of her!
00:21:19Hi lady.
00:21:26Hi Queen.
00:21:33It's...
00:21:38It's him!
00:21:44He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday!
00:21:49Who are these peasants?
00:21:50These seats are reserved for THE Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:21:55Oh, shut up old man.
00:21:58You're disturbing the peace.
00:22:02Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:22:04That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:22:06You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:22:08His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:22:12This civil war would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:22:16Vanderbilt.
00:22:18The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt,
00:22:22who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:22:27That lonely Vanderbilt family?
00:22:32What? Lonely Vanderbilt family?
00:22:40Oh, goddammit, a stomachache now?
00:22:47Whatever.
00:22:49Angela can handle herself. She'll be fine.
00:23:03How dare you call one of us low?
00:23:06I'm Harvey F. N. Buffett, the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:23:12I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:23:16And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair.
00:23:20Not with me around.
00:23:22I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.
00:23:27You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:23:31You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:23:34We've had enough of your games.
00:23:36Security, break their limbs and toss them out.
00:23:40Looks like the old guard is teaming up against you.
00:23:43But don't worry, you got new money here.
00:23:48I can handle myself, thank you.
00:23:50Yes, my queen.
00:23:53You're all despicable.
00:23:56An insult to your family names.
00:24:00Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:24:04Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:24:07Cut off all business ties.
00:24:09And if you don't, I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:24:17Do it.
00:24:19You're here to fuck with me.
00:24:20You can't fool anyone here.
00:24:22How much money did you spend on that getup?
00:24:24And to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:24:26You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:24:30You have nothing, and you will always be nothing.
00:24:34She's a gold digger.
00:24:37Gold digger?
00:24:38Gigolo.
00:24:40Want to try me for a night?
00:24:42Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:24:45Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:24:48They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:24:51Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:24:53She's only here to try and ruin my bill in the Maple Plaza project.
00:24:56Oh, I'm going to kill that sushi chef.
00:24:59Security.
00:25:05Security.
00:25:07You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.
00:25:10And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:25:12You.
00:25:14Insolent fools.
00:25:17Let me guess.
00:25:18You're that special guest?
00:25:20I don't know.
00:25:22Throw them out.
00:25:24And not without some broken bones, too.
00:25:33Back to our notes.
00:25:37I got this.
00:25:53Whoa.
00:26:05What the hell are you two doing here?
00:26:07I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:26:09No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:26:12Oh my God, we're so screwed.
00:26:23Angela.
00:26:25Don't hurt her.
00:26:27You bitch.
00:26:28I've always been sick of you.
00:26:29You just threw yourself at me.
00:26:31How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:26:33Boss?
00:26:34Did she say her boss?
00:26:36Miss Musk?
00:26:37That's Ellen Musk?
00:26:39That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:26:42My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:26:45Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:26:48Past the American Revolution?
00:26:50Back to the Renaissance.
00:26:52If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:26:55That's Lady Lockhart to you.
00:26:57She's royalty.
00:26:58And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:27:02What the hell did you do?
00:27:04Kneel to me.
00:27:05Oh, your majesty.
00:27:08Welcome to the United States.
00:27:11We've always been your loyal subjects.
00:27:14Yes, your highness.
00:27:16Is it a queen or princess?
00:27:19It doesn't matter.
00:27:20My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:27:24We didn't mean to offend.
00:27:26Hey, what are you doing, idiot?
00:27:28Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:27:41What rightfully belongs to you.
00:27:50She's a badass herself.
00:27:52He missed out on a good wife.
00:27:54You, you, you told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:27:58Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:28:01No, no, don't believe their lies.
00:28:03I worked hard for everything.
00:28:05You worked for everything?
00:28:08I worked hard for everything.
00:28:11I worked hard for everything.
00:28:13I worked hard for everything.
00:28:16I worked hard for everything.
00:28:19Hi, honey.
00:28:22So, our third year anniversary is coming up,
00:28:25and I thought that maybe we can do something special this year.
00:28:28I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:28:30I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Closet project,
00:28:33and if I get it, I can take the company public.
00:28:43You were nothing before me.
00:28:46All your achievements, all your glory,
00:28:49that's all mine, including the Maple Closet contract.
00:28:54I can take all of that away, just like that.
00:28:58No, you can't take that away from me.
00:29:00That's why Ellen Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:29:04Oh, and this antique wedding ring?
00:29:08Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:29:10It was Queen Victoria's, and its worth is equivalent
00:29:13to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:29:20Oh, no.
00:29:22I gave you back the ring?
00:29:24I divorced a royal heiress?
00:29:26No!
00:29:28No, please, no!
00:29:30No, please take me back, baby!
00:29:32I still love you!
00:29:37Oh, man, looks like they've started the party without us.
00:29:40No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower.
00:29:49God, these two again.
00:29:51Did he say... Is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:29:54President Eisenhower's descendant.
00:29:56After General Eisenhower won World War II,
00:29:58each of his descendants have all gone on to become five-star generals,
00:30:01the highest rank in the nation's military.
00:30:03Bloody buffoons know your history.
00:30:05Sorry I'm late, babe. I got lost trying to find Atlanta.
00:30:09Then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:30:15And that there is...
00:30:17That is the legendary boy genius Dr. Wilson.
00:30:20He's Dr. House's protege.
00:30:22Dr. House? I thought that was just a TV show.
00:30:25Oh, no, that's based on a real figure.
00:30:27Yep, that's me.
00:30:29Son of James House.
00:30:31Dr. House? He's practically my uncle.
00:30:33I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just 12 years old.
00:30:38So he's been off carrying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands for the last 14 months.
00:30:43And I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop.
00:30:51Hey, Ellen. Who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:30:55Uh, they're all your fiancés.
00:30:58What?
00:31:00Fiancés?
00:31:02Plural?
00:31:04Fiancés?
00:31:06Plural?
00:31:08Watch it, nerds. I'm her fiancé.
00:31:11No, I'm her fiancé.
00:31:13You can both shut up. I'm her fiancé.
00:31:15It's you.
00:31:17It's me. Who the hell is he?
00:31:19I'm Spider-Man.
00:31:21How are all three of these men my fiancé?
00:31:26Your father had arranged these engagements years ago,
00:31:29but I didn't tell you because he decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:31:33She has three badass fiancés and she marries his dumb ass.
00:31:39Whatever.
00:31:41Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:31:46Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:31:51At your service.
00:31:53Me too.
00:31:59One down, two more to go.
00:32:01She's become queen.
00:32:02Bishop to G4.
00:32:07Ow! Ow! Ow! What the hell is that?
00:32:10The most germ-infested water in the Nile River.
00:32:17Rook to A8.
00:32:23Hello?
00:32:26I thought I was king.
00:32:28No, you wish.
00:32:29The king doesn't do anything, so Alan can be my king.
00:32:33Oh, fine.
00:32:38Bankrupt to four. It's right this second.
00:32:45I...
00:32:47I've been bankrupt! No!
00:32:50Who is he?
00:32:52I've been bankrupt! No!
00:32:55I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:33:00Well, guess what? Game over.
00:33:02All right, boys, let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:33:06Oh, that's serious business.
00:33:08I'm right with you.
00:33:11Wait for me. Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:33:23Angela!
00:33:27You already have three fiancées?
00:33:30You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:33:32I want compensation.
00:33:37You greedy S.O.B.
00:33:39Who the fuck is that?
00:33:40My ex-husband.
00:33:42Wait, you were married?
00:33:44Yeah, and if that's a problem for you, then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:33:49More for me? No, no, of course not.
00:33:51Just, do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:33:54Don't steal my joke.
00:33:56I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:33:58All the evidence of your past with him is gone.
00:34:01What? Is there something on my face?
00:34:03Uh, yeah. Murderous intent.
00:34:06Let's remarry.
00:34:08Let's remarry.
00:34:10You still don't realize.
00:34:13I only fell in love with you because you were my ex-husband.
00:34:17I only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:34:47Sir, it's an emergency.
00:34:49We need to wreck right away.
00:34:51Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:34:55Okay, I'm on my way.
00:34:59She should be okay now.
00:35:04Hey, you!
00:35:05Watch over her.
00:35:07I'll be right back.
00:35:10You saved me.
00:35:14Fuck.
00:35:15I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:35:19Fuck.
00:35:20I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:35:22You've cheated on me.
00:35:24You've hit me.
00:35:25And you've insulted me.
00:35:27And after all that, I never want to see you again.
00:35:31I fucking hate you.
00:35:33I fucking hate you.
00:35:35I never want to see you again.
00:35:37I fucking hate you.
00:35:40And the Lady Lockheart.
00:35:42What now?
00:35:44Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person,
00:35:49but if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project...
00:35:53How about us three?
00:35:54Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:35:58Yeah, no. You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:36:01But...
00:36:03This is your fault, you doofus.
00:36:05We never should have believed your bullshit.
00:36:07No.
00:36:09We can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk and the Lockhearts.
00:36:14Our family.
00:36:16I'll get you for this.
00:36:23I never should have listened to you.
00:36:25I'm ruined because of you.
00:36:34So...
00:36:36What's the situation here?
00:36:38I don't want to marry you.
00:36:48I don't want to marry you.
00:36:51Listen.
00:36:53I only met you guys a few hours ago,
00:36:55and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:36:59I only met you guys a few hours ago,
00:37:01and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:37:04But what if I told you
00:37:06that we've known each other for much longer than just a few hours?
00:37:10Much longer.
00:37:14Angela?
00:37:16Your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
00:37:23My lovely princess, how are you?
00:37:26Look, your mother and I are in Italy.
00:37:28They are absolutely stunning.
00:37:30Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:37:32I heard you finally divorced that
00:37:36good-for-nothing, blood-sucking,
00:37:38freeloader husband of yours.
00:37:40Can't call his name, but...
00:37:42Anyway, congratulations!
00:37:44I've selected three prime young men
00:37:47for you to choose from to replace him.
00:37:50You must pick one of them to marry.
00:37:52Otherwise...
00:37:54Let me do it.
00:37:56You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:37:59Otherwise, we'll kill ourselves.
00:38:02Mom!
00:38:04All right, honey, that's it.
00:38:06Bye! Bye!
00:38:12So, who are you going to choose?
00:38:16Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:38:21Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:38:26That seems greedy.
00:38:33But...
00:38:35I can always remove the other two options.
00:38:38Hey, I may be a doctor,
00:38:40but I can take lives too.
00:38:42I know and have access
00:38:44to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:38:47Well, okay, no murder, please.
00:38:49I was just kidding.
00:38:52You have seven days to win her over.
00:38:55Ooh, it's like The Bachelorette.
00:38:58I know. We'll start with challenge one.
00:39:03Welcome to the show,
00:39:05The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
00:39:07Today, we have our first challenge.
00:39:12What is all of this, Ellen?
00:39:15You'll see.
00:39:18Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Cockroaches!
00:39:21All women are afraid of cockroaches,
00:39:24and it is every man's job
00:39:26to save their beloved woman
00:39:28from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:39:30What will our three candidates do
00:39:32to prove their undying love
00:39:34for our single woman
00:39:36but screaming her head off heiress?
00:39:39Looks like one of our contestants
00:39:41has already called it quits.
00:39:43It's up to the final two.
00:40:08Ooh!
00:40:18Crunchy.
00:40:20That is sick cold.
00:40:22Hey, when you're stranded
00:40:24in the middle of the battlefield,
00:40:26you'll be glad to see one of these around.
00:40:28There are two more left.
00:40:30Want to try one?
00:40:32God, no! No!
00:40:34Oh, my God! Save me!
00:40:36You're going to save me!
00:40:38Aah!
00:40:40I'm a germaphobe doctor.
00:40:42These hands can't get germs on them.
00:40:44They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:41:01Thank God you're here.
00:41:04Are you all right, honey?
00:41:06Angela!
00:41:10All right, you won the first challenge,
00:41:12so your reward,
00:41:14you get to watch over her for the night.
00:41:16Just don't cross the line,
00:41:18if you know what I mean.
00:41:20I'm not her scumbag husband.
00:41:22You have nothing to worry about.
00:41:27Honestly, even if you guys fuck,
00:41:29it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:41:31At least my girl can get some.
00:41:33I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:41:37The cockroaches!
00:41:39They're gone, they're gone.
00:41:41There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:41:43I'm going to kill
00:41:45Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:41:51I need a drink.
00:41:54Whoa, easy!
00:41:56You're on an empty stomach.
00:41:58Oh, why do you care?
00:42:00I'm trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.
00:42:05You guys were right.
00:42:07I was blind for marrying that asshole.
00:42:10You know,
00:42:12I wasted three whole years
00:42:14of my life with him.
00:42:16He never even looked at me.
00:42:18He never even looked at me.
00:42:20I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:42:22He never even looked at me.
00:42:24And I gave up my entire career for him.
00:42:31Do you really think that you would still be number one
00:42:33on the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I was around?
00:42:39You may not be number one on Forbes list,
00:42:41but you know what you're number one in?
00:42:44What?
00:42:47You're number one here.
00:42:55You know, we've known each other
00:42:57kind of a long time.
00:42:59Lies.
00:43:01You all just want something from me.
00:43:09Angela,
00:43:11I know it's hard to trust again,
00:43:13but I assure you,
00:43:15I don't care
00:43:17what family you're from.
00:43:20I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:43:22I don't need your power,
00:43:24your status, your wealth,
00:43:26your connections.
00:43:29I just need you.
00:43:33I'll prove my love to you within six days.
00:43:35I promise.
00:43:46Screw the contest.
00:43:48I just want love.
00:43:51Angela,
00:43:53you're drunk.
00:43:55I'm an adult.
00:43:57Can't I go just get what she wants?
00:43:59Okay.
00:44:04But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:44:08Well, they're not
00:44:10mutually exclusive either.
00:44:16Come on.
00:44:21If this is what you want.
00:44:46Nine-inch penis.
00:44:48Morning to you, too.
00:44:50You sure you were drunk last night?
00:44:52You wouldn't, uh...
00:44:54A girl remembers when she's had a
00:44:56nine-inch penis inside of her.
00:44:59Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:45:02But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:45:05Because then they would...
00:45:07Say that you were being unfair?
00:45:09Technically, us having sex
00:45:11doesn't break any rules.
00:45:13I won the first challenge,
00:45:15and according to Ellen,
00:45:17my prize was to spend a night with you anyways.
00:45:20Don't make this any harder
00:45:22than it already is.
00:45:26You sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:45:30Stop.
00:45:33Fine, fine, fine.
00:45:37I won't tell.
00:45:40But only on one condition.
00:45:43You have to go out on a date with me.
00:45:46Fine.
00:45:50I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:45:54You never noticed me.
00:45:59You should get dressed
00:46:01and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:46:05It's only 7 a.m.
00:46:07and I'm not going out with you.
00:46:09I'm sorry.
00:46:12It's only 7 a.m.
00:46:14She's still sleeping.
00:46:15Am I sleeping alone?
00:46:16Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancée be alone
00:46:18with another man for another second.
00:46:22Morning, gentlemen.
00:46:24Or shall I say ruffmen?
00:46:26Oh, don't mind him.
00:46:28What's up, guys?
00:46:30We're ready for the second challenge.
00:46:32No cockroaches this time.
00:46:34Yes, no more terrifying things.
00:46:36That was my bad, Angela.
00:46:38This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:46:40I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:46:42The second challenge is...
00:46:44The second challenge is...
00:46:46a date.
00:46:47Lame. I should have asked for something else.
00:46:49A date?
00:46:51That's it.
00:46:52What's the catch?
00:46:53No catch.
00:46:54Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:46:57As simple as that.
00:46:58I know what I want to do.
00:46:59Let's start with me first.
00:47:00Okay, who's up first?
00:47:01Then...
00:47:02Me.
00:47:03Save the best for last.
00:47:05Ain't that right, Angela?
00:47:07Then it's decided.
00:47:11Please don't take my BMW away.
00:47:14Too bad.
00:47:16You pissed off the Lockharts.
00:47:18I have nothing left.
00:47:28It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:47:34It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:47:41It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:47:44General Eisenhower, sir!
00:47:46At ease, Lieutenant.
00:47:47This is my lieutenant.
00:47:48He also manages this boxing gym.
00:47:50Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower.
00:47:52He's so serious.
00:47:54But, hang on.
00:47:56Lieutenant, I don't know who I'm going to marry yet.
00:47:59Baby, I decided to take you here on our first date
00:48:01so that I can introduce you to my guns.
00:48:03Guns? Like...
00:48:05murder weapons?
00:48:06Yes.
00:48:07Murder weapons.
00:48:10Shhh...
00:48:28You like my guns, babe?
00:48:30Pretty Lockhart.
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:33Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:48:35Lieutenant!
00:48:36Come close!
00:48:38Wait!
00:48:39You're just going to hit him like that?
00:48:41He's not even going to fight back?
00:48:42Fighting back would be treason, ma'am!
00:48:44Treason?
00:48:45You guys are way too serious.
00:48:48Look, you Lockhart bitch!
00:48:49I caught you!
00:48:50If I'm going down,
00:48:51you're all going down with me!
00:48:53Lieutenant,
00:48:54here's your attack!
00:48:57You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:49:02I will make you pay!
00:49:06If you don't need to keep beating him up,
00:49:07we could just take him to the cops.
00:49:09Not when he tries to hurt you!
00:49:27Zoe's a bit violent.
00:49:29Some might call it being protective.
00:49:31Poor anger issues.
00:49:33What if we get married
00:49:34and I forget to use a coaster
00:49:35on an antique table or something?
00:49:37Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:49:40Hey, some girls are into that.
00:49:42I don't know if I am.
00:49:45Well, maybe Shane will be your type.
00:49:50Your date with Shane starts now.
00:49:54Hey.
00:49:56Hey.
00:49:58Cool ride.
00:50:00A gift from the Chancellor of Germany
00:50:02when I saved his wife.
00:50:03Impressive.
00:50:07Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:50:10Refreshing.
00:50:12I got cool mint, too.
00:50:14Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:50:17What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:50:20Fruit flavored gum.
00:50:21I can't stand those.
00:50:23So, where are you taking me, Shane?
00:50:25Let me show you.
00:50:33Dr. Wilson!
00:50:35Our VIP of VIPs!
00:50:37Right this way.
00:50:38VIP of VIPs?
00:50:40Ah, just some other guy I saved.
00:50:42I forget who.
00:50:43You saved a lot of people.
00:50:45I do what I can.
00:50:47Oh, my gosh!
00:50:49It's my gold-digging neighbor
00:50:51who just got dumped by her husband.
00:50:54Sandra Miller.
00:50:56What are you doing here?
00:50:57I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:51:00Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce
00:51:02and how you hired some gigolo
00:51:03to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
00:51:07Hello of you.
00:51:09What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:51:11Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:51:13I sell high fashion jewelry pieces so high end
00:51:16you couldn't even afford
00:51:17even a few soldier organs.
00:51:19The auction begins.
00:51:21I'll deal with you later.
00:51:24Here, I'll just be one second.
00:51:31Cameron, I have a task for you.
00:51:36Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:51:39Cleopatra's armband.
00:51:41Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller.
00:51:45For five million dollars.
00:51:48Excuse me.
00:51:50I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:51:52It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:55I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:51:58It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:52:00What are you doing?
00:52:01Just watch.
00:52:08That is Queen Victoria's ring?
00:52:11Please, I'm an expert in not to fake.
00:52:14She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:52:17You work at a flea market?
00:52:19Not this again.
00:52:20Cut the bullshit.
00:52:21That wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:52:23Oh yeah?
00:52:24Here, you want it?
00:52:25For free.
00:52:26Ew.
00:52:27I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:52:31Well, that's too bad then.
00:52:33Because you are the fraud.
00:52:37What are you talking about?
00:52:38Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:52:40Throw them out.
00:52:42Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine,
00:52:45but we're professionals.
00:52:47Oh yeah?
00:52:48And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:52:52Yeah.
00:52:53Mine is the real thing.
00:52:54You two are just upset because you're too
00:52:56poor to afford our luxury items.
00:52:59Oh, is that so?
00:53:01When a so-called expert
00:53:02failed to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:53:05Dear Lord.
00:53:07This is real.
00:53:09It's authentic.
00:53:11It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:53:16Cameron, what have you found?
00:53:19Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me?
00:53:22It's a replica.
00:53:24They had the same one right here at the flea market.
00:53:27So, you are the fraud.
00:53:31So you just went to the flea market
00:53:33so you can buy some fakes.
00:53:35And Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:53:38One fifty.
00:53:40Wow.
00:53:41Not even five dollars.
00:53:43Sandra.
00:53:44You've been duping us the whole time?
00:53:47Arrest her!
00:53:49No!
00:53:50Please!
00:53:51This is my time!
00:53:52Please!
00:53:53What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:53:56Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry
00:53:58for the Emperor of Japan.
00:53:59Bye.
00:54:00Blacklist her from the jewelry industry forever.
00:54:11I had a really great time tonight.
00:54:14Me too.
00:54:15May I have a kiss?
00:54:32Something wrong?
00:54:34Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:54:41Yep.
00:54:42You never have to worry about stinky breath from me.
00:54:54You owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:54:59I don't have any money.
00:55:01How did you pay for this hotel then?
00:55:04I guess you'll only pay up
00:55:08if I break your other leg.
00:55:11Stop!
00:55:15Mr. Vandervilt.
00:55:19Mr. Buffett.
00:55:24This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:55:27That's right.
00:55:28Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:55:30I knew Angelo was still in love with me.
00:55:33I knew Angelo was still in love with me.
00:55:36I'm sorry about those injuries from earlier.
00:55:39It was all just a little misunderstanding.
00:55:42Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:55:45And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart
00:55:49to put in a good word for us?
00:55:51Angela still loves me.
00:55:52She's just throwing a fit.
00:55:54She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:55:56Yeah, do you need any help winning her back?
00:55:58We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:56:01I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago
00:56:04and they're all begging me to help them out.
00:56:06It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:56:09Sure.
00:56:11I'll put in a good word for you.
00:56:13I just need...
00:56:14Anything. You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:56:17Once I take everything from these idiots
00:56:20I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:56:29I'm giving the contract to Jared Cooper
00:56:31just like you asked me to.
00:56:33While done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:56:37While done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:56:39I don't get it, Ms. Musk.
00:56:41That contract has a preliminary clause.
00:56:43It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:56:47And if he can't, then what?
00:56:49He'll be bankrupt.
00:56:50So as long as he's greedy, I have to take it.
00:56:54I'm avenging my best friend.
00:56:56I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart,
00:56:59he's nothing.
00:57:04Oh, I signed the Maple Plaza project.
00:57:08We should celebrate.
00:57:10You did?
00:57:11You see, I know my son has it in him.
00:57:14That skank Angela is nothing next to you.
00:57:17And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:57:20Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:57:25What?
00:57:27You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:57:30Oh, no, no, no, no. He's not.
00:57:32Jared, what are you doing?
00:57:34You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:57:38It's my decision, Mom.
00:57:40I'm the head of the house here.
00:57:42I'm telling my dad.
00:57:44Fine. Go right ahead. He has enough problems himself.
00:57:46If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as his side piece.
00:57:49But if not, you can scram.
00:57:52Dad, Jared is being mean to me.
00:57:55Teach him a lesson.
00:57:56Kaylie, be a good girl, okay?
00:57:59Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:58:02Don't get on his bad side.
00:58:04We can't afford to piss him off.
00:58:06So do as he says.
00:58:08Dad!
00:58:16I'm sorry.
00:58:18I'll be your side piece.
00:58:20Very good. I'm happy you've come around.
00:58:22Now let's go celebrate.
00:58:25I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:58:30But that tongue action, though.
00:58:32Tongue is important in more than just one spot.
00:58:35Ellen, we aren't in public.
00:58:37It's true.
00:58:38Oh, stomachache.
00:58:40Again?
00:58:41I have to run to the bathroom.
00:58:42Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:58:44Okay.
00:58:46Devin's late.
00:58:48Not a good sign for a date.
00:58:50Not a good sign for a date.
00:58:54This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:58:59It's her.
00:59:00And she's alone.
00:59:01With no one to save her.
00:59:05You whore.
00:59:06You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.
00:59:12Let me tell you.
00:59:14I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
00:59:20No.
00:59:21Hey, you guys can fight all you want, but you need to take this somewhere else.
00:59:25Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this.
00:59:28What? Why do I have to leave? She's the one starting shit.
00:59:31Because I have money and you don't.
00:59:34You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:59:36And my son just signed a $100 billion contract.
00:59:40He still got the contract?
00:59:42Hmm.
00:59:43Must be Ellen's doing.
00:59:45Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:59:49Oh, he's just gonna...
00:59:51Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:59:55Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
01:00:00You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
01:00:05My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
01:00:08$1,000 to take her away.
01:00:11$2,000 to drag her away.
01:00:14$5,000 to beat her away.
01:00:20Oh! Oh! Hey! Hey!
01:00:22Ow! Hey!
01:00:26You okay? Are you hurt?
01:00:32Weakling.
01:00:33You! You! Just a few days ago you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.
01:00:38And now you have two more?
01:00:40What a whore.
01:00:42What a whore.
01:00:43Yeah. And Jared wanted to get back with her?
01:00:46What if she has an STD?
01:00:48Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.
01:00:52Let's go. We'll expose her to Jared.
01:00:56Hang on.
01:00:57What do you want?
01:00:59I'll scream!
01:01:01I don't hit women.
01:01:02But I never said I don't kill women.
01:01:06But I never said I don't kill women.
01:01:09Oh God. He is a murderer.
01:01:12What if he murders me?
01:01:13Not him. Definitely not him.
01:01:20We're not afraid of you.
01:01:22That's enough. This isn't a war zone.
01:01:24You'll be removed from being a five-star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:01:29I was just messing with them.
01:01:31Was he though?
01:01:32We're not afraid of you.
01:01:35Jared! You have to avenge us.
01:01:37Look at this slut. She's found two more boy toys.
01:01:40She's cheating on you. Don't get back with her.
01:01:42Oh, Mr. Cooper. It's you.
01:01:44I apologize for this scene.
01:01:46I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately so that you can go to your celebration banquet.
01:01:50Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:01:53Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:01:55The potty crashes.
01:01:59Do you have any idea who that is?
01:02:01That's my wife.
01:02:02We saved that title for the real skank over there.
01:02:05That's right. Know your place.
01:02:07Shut up.
01:02:08Shut up.
01:02:09She's cheating on you.
01:02:12Know your place. You're just a side piece.
01:02:15If I still want you, that is.
01:02:16Eric, have you gone mad?
01:02:18This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
01:02:21You slap her for this whore?
01:02:22Mom!
01:02:24They really think they're something, huh?
01:02:26Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
01:02:30She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:02:33I only got the Maple Plaza project because she gave it to me.
01:02:37What?
01:02:39You apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:02:49I'm sorry.
01:02:51No.
01:02:53This can't be.
01:02:54I made you a divorce.
01:02:59Go home.
01:03:01You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.
01:03:08I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:03:12Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
01:03:15I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:03:18I didn't come here for you.
01:03:21I'm on a date.
01:03:23A date with two men at the same time?
01:03:26She really is a whore.
01:03:28Angela, please forgive me.
01:03:30I really do love you.
01:03:33Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:03:38Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:03:42Yeah, yeah, we already know you beat Ford's ass.
01:03:46We're too old for that.
01:03:48They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:03:50Please, you gave me the contract, so if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:03:56Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart, join us.
01:03:58We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:04:02What the hell are you all doing here?
01:04:04Where were you?
01:04:06Stomach issues.
01:04:08Again? Would you like my diagnosis?
01:04:11No.
01:04:13Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:04:16I would rather die than be with you again.
01:04:20Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
01:04:24I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
01:04:26Otherwise, they'll cut me off, too.
01:04:28Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance. I'll prove it to you.
01:04:32You want a chance?
01:04:34Angela, no. You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.
01:04:38Don't take him back.
01:04:40I'll give you two choices.
01:04:44I'll give you two choices.
01:04:48Me, or the contract.
01:04:51You're kidding me.
01:04:53No, I'm not kidding you.
01:04:55If you choose me, we can remarry this week.
01:04:59But you don't get the hundred billion dollar contract.
01:05:03The choice is all yours.
01:05:05That's a tough choice.
01:05:07You think so? He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:05:12Either way, he benefits.
01:05:14Why can't I have both?
01:05:16You really are a greedy bastard.
01:05:19Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember? I deserve the contract.
01:05:24Did you really?
01:05:29Look who's fashionably late now.
01:05:32He didn't save her at the pool.
01:05:34Wait, what are you talking about?
01:05:37I choose the contract.
01:05:40I knew it. You'll get what's coming to you.
01:05:43With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:05:48Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:05:51I will get you one day.
01:05:53Let me show you something.
01:06:06You saved me.
01:06:12You saved me.
01:06:14I'm sorry.
01:06:16If his lies led to you wasting three years of your life,
01:06:21but I promise you,
01:06:23I'm going to make it up to you with the rest of our lives.
01:06:26No, no, I wasn't lying.
01:06:28I just couldn't, can't remember exactly what happened that day.
01:06:39Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:06:43What? Me?
01:06:45Dr. Wilson losing at saving people?
01:06:48No way.
01:06:49You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.
01:06:53You're crazy.
01:06:55And actually, they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.
01:07:00What?
01:07:03Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.
01:07:06Turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:07:10Put it simply, they've been stealing from you.
01:07:13I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:07:16Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry.
01:07:18I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:07:21No, it's not your fault. They're just too slick.
01:07:24You'd like me to punish them for that?
01:07:26Oh God, no. Not that again. Please.
01:07:29Max, you know what to do.
01:07:44The banks have pulled all of our funds.
01:07:47All business ties have been severed.
01:07:49We're bankrupt!
01:07:55How did you do that?
01:07:57Who are you?
01:07:58And don't say Spider-Man!
01:08:02I'll tell you who I am.
01:08:05I'll tell you who I am.
01:08:09I am...
01:08:11Crypto Punk Number Two!
01:08:13What did he say he was?
01:08:15That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:08:17You're Crypto Punk Number Two?
01:08:20Well, I'm Crypto Punk Number One.
01:08:23See? You are number one at something.
01:08:25The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:08:28Forget Forbes' list.
01:08:30It's all about young money now.
01:08:32So, how about our date?
01:08:41I'm not letting them one-up me on this one.
01:08:43I'll spy too.
01:08:57They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:09:00I still have the 100 billion dollar project.
01:09:04Yes! I'm rich!
01:09:07I think I'll make them all pay soon!
01:09:12What?
01:09:14Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:09:16The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:09:20Otherwise, it's a breach of contract and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:09:24No!
01:09:26I'm bankrupt!
01:09:28I need a little lock card.
01:09:30You tricked me!
01:09:37Allow me.
01:09:42I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:09:45I had to get some very important materials for our special date.
01:09:51Well, cheers.
01:09:53Cheers.
01:10:02This looks good.
01:10:05Did you use my spices?
01:10:08I know your ex-in-law has never appreciated you.
01:10:13You can have all the money and power in the world and you still can't force a man to love you.
01:10:19I couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:10:26Angela.
01:10:28Your future with me?
01:10:32It's gonna be different.
01:10:34Come on.
01:10:36Upstairs.
01:10:55Bob.
01:10:57Devon, I can't believe this is what happened.
01:11:00Devon, I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on these past few years.
01:11:05Just because of some silly mistake.
01:11:08Angela.
01:11:10I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:11:13Actually, I've also loved you for three years.
01:11:17That's right. I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:11:21How is all of this possible?
01:11:24I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:11:27Well, actually, maybe Devon, but...
01:11:31I've had a crush on you since college.
01:11:34You were my motivation to go to business school.
01:11:38Despite who you were, you never judged me for being poor.
01:11:44Are you trying to get hired at Fortune 500 in a suit like that?
01:11:51All you do is babble on and on about Internet money, Bitcoin, and shit like that.
01:11:59Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:12:03I'll teach you a lesson.
01:12:06Hey! Get away from him!
01:12:08Angela!
01:12:115C girl. I like her.
01:12:21How is he?
01:12:24It's a rare poison, made from a mixture of dried roots found in Africa.
01:12:29Can it be cured?
01:12:32I actually think I know that poison.
01:12:34It sounds really scary, but its cure can actually be found in any developed country.
01:12:38Household salt.
01:12:46I like her.
01:12:50There you go.
01:12:52What time is it now?
01:12:55Oh, shoot. I'm late for swim practice.
01:13:04I like her.
01:13:06We have been rivals ever since.
01:13:09So, that's how I... well, we all met.
01:13:14I barely remember.
01:13:16I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:13:19Matthew Richards, the guy who poisoned me, attacked you out of revenge.
01:13:24You wouldn't have known.
01:13:25I did hear he dropped out and became a loan shark, though.
01:13:27That makes you feel any better.
01:13:29Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:13:32Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:13:35Now that you know they all loved and fought for you for three years, who will you pick?
01:13:42How can that be?
01:13:45Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:13:52Kaylee, we've gone bankrupt.
01:13:56Bankrupt? The Vanderbilts have gone bankrupt?
01:14:01Well, then, get out of here!
01:14:04You can't do this to me!
01:14:08Jared!
01:14:10Mom, it's me.
01:14:12What happened?
01:14:14Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:14:17Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:14:19You should get back with your wife.
01:14:21We're bankrupt.
01:14:22What?
01:14:26Jared Cooper.
01:14:29We are here to propose to your belongings.
01:14:33No one is going to save you now.
01:14:36Mom!
01:14:41What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:14:47Who will you pick?
01:14:51I...
01:14:57I brought you fried chicken.
01:14:58Fried chicken?
01:14:59Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:15:02Yeah, he's right. I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:15:05I'm sucking up last minute.
01:15:07At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:15:10Hey, stop. Stop.
01:15:13Welcome back to the bachelorette.
01:15:16I mean, the three badasses who want me.
01:15:19I mean, Angela Lockhart...
01:15:22You know what I mean.
01:15:24Today, our heiress bachelorette will choose
01:15:27which one of our three badasses will she marry.
01:15:31Will it be Shane, the doctor?
01:15:34Cole, the general?
01:15:38Or Devin, the CEO?
01:15:44Uh, looks like our bachelorette may need a little more time to decide.
01:15:48Oh, the suspense is killing me.
01:15:51But when she does, she will take this eternal rose
01:15:55made from glass imported from Venice
01:15:57and give it to our woman.
01:16:00Angela.
01:16:02Angela.
01:16:04Oh, I, uh...
01:16:07I need more time to think.
01:16:13Uh, while our bachelorette takes a little time to decide,
01:16:17why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
01:16:20Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:16:23Let's start with Cole.
01:16:25Cole.
01:16:28There's not much to say.
01:16:30Who wouldn't want a five-star general
01:16:32who has huge biceps,
01:16:35a massive chest,
01:16:37who would protect their wife?
01:16:41Okay, thank you.
01:16:43Uh, Shane?
01:16:46Muscles, money,
01:16:49they won't get you so far.
01:16:51But you need a well-balanced man like me
01:16:53that has more than one way to keep a lady happy.
01:16:56If you know what I mean.
01:17:00Okay, I think we do.
01:17:02And Devin.
01:17:05That was quite disgusting.
01:17:09I just hope Angela's okay.
01:17:11I know she's going under a lot of stress right now,
01:17:14a lot of choices to make.
01:17:16And she's my queen.
01:17:18I just really hope she's okay.
01:17:20Now, one more thing.
01:17:22One more thing.
01:17:23What kind of a doctor
01:17:25brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:17:28That's a good point.
01:17:29It's bad for her heart.
01:17:32And then you.
01:17:33What?
01:17:34You know what they say about military men.
01:17:37They beat their lives.
01:17:43Enough.
01:17:45Stand up.
01:17:48Hey, you guys.
01:17:51Whoa, break it up.
01:17:53Hey, break it up.
01:17:59Cut to commercial.
01:18:01Cut to commercial.
01:18:04Oh, my gosh.
01:18:11This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make
01:18:13in my entire life.
01:18:16Who do I choose?
01:18:33Angela's marrying me.
01:18:34You're not stealing her from me.
01:18:36Oh, yeah?
01:18:38I may be a doctor, but like I said,
01:18:40I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:18:46What don't you have in that cup?
01:18:48Fruit-flavored gum.
01:18:49I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:18:51I'll fight you to the death.
01:18:53Don't forget about me.
01:18:55It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:19:00These stupid profile cards don't make any sense.
01:19:03They do not help.
01:19:05Who made these?
01:19:24It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:19:30I'm actually a part of the X-Men,
01:19:33and I have the power of telekinesis.
01:19:52We may have to work together to take him down.
01:20:00Oh, my God.
01:20:05This battle within our heads
01:20:06is the most intense I've ever experienced.
01:20:09I may not be able to take them both down
01:20:11if they decide to team up.
01:20:12Hmm.
01:20:13Winter Mint or Cool Mint?
01:20:20You know,
01:20:22I've always really liked your hair.
01:20:23Really?
01:20:25I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it,
01:20:28so I appreciate that.
01:20:31Hey, hey, hey.
01:20:32And you know,
01:20:33Cool,
01:20:34I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:20:37Really?
01:20:38Yeah.
01:20:41What do you got for me?
01:20:43I always really like the way you chew gum.
01:20:47Yeah?
01:20:48It's fresh, right?
01:20:49Yeah.
01:20:50Yeah?
01:20:51Yeah?
01:20:52You know, you're actually a really good doctor.
01:20:55I appreciate it.
01:20:56You need me to look at you?
01:20:58Amy?
01:20:59Angela's been kidnapped.
01:21:02Angela's been kidnapped.
01:21:04It was Jared Cooper.
01:21:06That fucker!
01:21:07We have to find her.
01:21:08What, how?
01:21:09Her ring.
01:21:10Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism
01:21:12on her ring just in case.
01:21:14Well, let's go then.
01:21:15Bye-bye.
01:21:16My fiancé.
01:21:17My fiancé.
01:21:23Jared.
01:21:28What am I doing here?
01:21:31You destroyed me.
01:21:34I took everything.
01:21:37What?
01:21:38I have nothing left.
01:21:40It's not my fault you were too greedy.
01:21:43I was greedy to have sex with my wife.
01:21:47What?
01:21:48I'm not your wife anymore.
01:21:50Oh yeah, I know.
01:21:51You wouldn't take me back now,
01:21:52not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:21:54This is illegal.
01:21:55You wouldn't want your child to be away from its father.
01:21:58You won't have me arrested.
01:22:00You will take me back.
01:22:04Come on, bitch.
01:22:07I'll settle you down a little.
01:22:17You will be begging me to fuck you soon.
01:22:22Hey!
01:22:24Come here!
01:22:28We're too late.
01:22:29I drugged her.
01:22:30She'll be dead soon unless...
01:22:32Yet?
01:22:33Have you forgotten who I am?
01:22:35He really does have everything in his coat.
01:22:37Everything except for fruit.
01:22:38Yeah, except for fruit-flavored gum.
01:22:39We get it already.
01:22:40Just save my boss.
01:22:44Here you go.
01:22:50You're all good now.
01:22:51Oh, thank God.
01:22:53But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:22:55What?
01:22:56What are you going to do to me?
01:22:58Hey, stop!
01:22:59No, don't!
01:23:01Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:23:09Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:23:11Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:23:19So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:23:21We've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding.
01:23:24The Prince of Bhutan.
01:23:27And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:23:35Welcome back to the finale of
01:23:37The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:23:39We're down to the wire.
01:23:41Literally.
01:23:42The wedding day.
01:23:43But who's the groom?
01:23:52Welcome back to the finale of
01:23:54The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:23:56But who's the groom?
01:24:00Uh, seems our heiress still hasn't decided.
01:24:05Any input from the parents?
01:24:07Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:24:11Well, this is exciting.
01:24:12Who should my daughter pick?
01:24:15Let me think about it.
01:24:16I mean, I don't know.
01:24:18Who should my daughter pick?
01:24:20Let me think.
01:24:24I like the doctor.
01:24:26He's cute.
01:24:29But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:24:34And we can't forget about Devon Sterling,
01:24:36the one who's loved her the longest.
01:24:37Isn't that right, Devon?
01:24:39Angela.
01:24:41You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:24:47And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:24:52But this was a really hard decision.
01:24:55And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:25:01And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:25:06I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:25:12I'm just kidding.
01:25:13I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:25:19Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:25:23I mean, bachelorette, once.
01:25:25They've all proven their undying love.
01:25:28So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:25:31Literally.
01:25:34Could it be the sexy and protective,
01:25:38general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:25:46Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird,
01:25:51Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:25:55And last but not least,
01:25:57could it be the richest man of them all,
01:26:00the man Angela would have married a long time ago,
01:26:03Mr. Devon Sterling?
01:26:07Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:26:11It has.
01:26:12May the best man win.
01:26:14May the best man win.
01:26:17Drum roll, please.
01:26:31Seriously, Ricky?
01:26:39I choose...
01:26:50I need a powerful, strong man
01:26:52who I really feel like he can protect me.
01:26:56Who could resist those guns?
01:26:58Who could resist those guns?
01:27:02Would it interest you in an N.F.D., Ellen?
01:27:04I'd be like a full-body checkup.
01:27:19Shane, it's you.
01:27:21I'm lovesick for you.
01:27:23You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:27:25Yeah.
01:27:28It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:27:31Ellen, be my new queen.
01:27:33I thought we could go together.
01:27:35Let's make love, babe.
01:27:47It's always been you.
01:27:50I love you.
01:27:58I'll always love you.
01:28:02Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:28:04It's for real, isn't it?
01:28:06Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:28:07Have you seen my murdering weapons?
01:28:09I eat fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:28:19I love you.
01:28:46I, Celine Lovett,
01:28:48accept my role as Nightwind's pack Luna
01:28:51and your wife.
01:28:54I, Alexander Kane,
01:28:57fucking love you.
01:29:03Yes!
01:29:12Wow. Two alphas together.