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00:27Welcome to have I got news for you. My mama named me Roy in the news this week
00:33Realtor at open house knows you can't afford this place
00:41Man asked if he's ever felt a woman's touch. I've answered this question directly a million times
00:48No
00:52On amber's team tonight
00:54He's an actor commentator and host of the daily podcast the majority report
01:01He'll be with us right after he'd read some better health ads. It's Sam Cedar Sam
01:08And joining Michael on his team tonight
01:10He's an Emmy-winning comedian who was named one of Time magazine's most influential people in the world in 2024
01:16We'll ask him what world
01:18Alex Edelman everybody
01:23All right now for the biggest stories this week amber and Sam
01:26I'll show you a clip package referencing a major news story from the past week and you'll tell me what's the story?
01:31Okay, 2024 Sam's cock-a-doodle-doo
01:35That's dance crazy. Cuckoo. I think this is about
01:40How Trump turned into a DJ?
01:43At a rally the story is Trump's increasingly
01:48Chaotic campaign the chaos began at a Pennsylvania town hall where two medical emergencies happened within the first five
01:55Questions of the town hall. What did Trump say about the heat that caused multiple people at the rally to faint?
02:03Didn't he say like it's good. We'll lose weight. We'll lose weight doing this something like that. Trump said he loved it personally
02:10I enjoy this we lose weight
02:13No, you lose weight. We could do this lose four or five pounds. It's okay with me if you pass out of the Trump rally
02:19What do they give you to wake up? Like what do they put under your nose?
02:21I think it's just they say immigrant and you go
02:27When Trump passed out they just put like a they put a McChicken under his nose
02:35Stripper lotion, you know the lotion I don't Roy
02:43All the strippers smell a certain way they all have the same lotion. That's what I read. I've read that. Yes
02:50But that's true, is that real all strippers smell the same y'all never smelt cucumber melon before
02:57Clearly everybody up here is a Christian except for me. Yes. I am very much a Christian
03:05Big fan of Jesus Christ
03:09So, yeah
03:10the people were passing out at the rally and from there Trump ditched the town hall format and
03:15Swayed and bopped to music for 39 minutes panel
03:19I'm going to show you a clip of Trump dancing. You have to guess which song was
03:27While he was dancing possible, here's your first dance move
03:34What song is playing right now
03:37That was nothing compares to you all I know is there were jazz hands involved and so I'm gonna say
03:45It's a man's man's man's world. Here's the song
03:53What are we doing, that's why people are passing
03:58A good compilation that sort of like now that's what I call fascism volume
04:03I mean, it's like like a church pastor when they're waiting for the offering plate to go around and I
04:08Get that reference because I am a Christian
04:12It's doing that the dance moves
04:16This that's why
04:18That can't be anything but YMCA. Here's the song
04:25He's such a dick
04:28Do you know why I like to stay at the YMCA, yeah, I know I am a young Christian
04:37Also on Wednesday Trump's opponent Kamala Harris sat down for an interview on Fox News with someone who was
04:42Definitely not voting for her and it got a little testy, but I'm sorry and with all due respect
04:49That clip was not
04:51What he has been saying about the enemy within that he is repeated
04:55when he's speaking about the American people and you and I both know that he has talked about turning the American military on the
05:02American people she almost snatched that Lego hair off his head like
05:08Here's who Trump says it's the enemy from within that might require military intervention
05:13Adam shifty Schiff who's a total sleazebag is gonna become a senator, but I call him the enemy from within
05:20You know what? It's time for what another dance move
05:24That's nothing compares to you right there I did low hands low jazz right there
05:29I'm gonna say time to say goodbye because he's pointing to someone like it's time to say goodbye, but he doesn't know where he is
05:37Let's watch the clip again with the music
05:45Both candidates appeared at the annual Al Smith Catholic charity dinner in New York on Thursday night Kamala Harris didn't show up to the event
05:52In person the vice president sent this pre-tape sketch featuring Molly Shannon as her popular SNL character
05:58Mary Catherine Gallagher Donald Trump, however appeared at the event in person
06:03What did Trump do at the dinner?
06:06He got mad that he showed up and she didn't then he had everyone just swayed a music
06:15I was gonna say that he ate his dinner without hands
06:18Donald Trump performed a tight 28 minutes of this in a rare moment of clarity
06:25Joe told Barack Hussein Obama they quote
06:31Only a few people got that but is he told Barack Hussein Obama quote she's not as strong as me
06:37She's not as strong. Do you understand that?
06:39And Obama agreed saying that's true. Other than that. I think the Democrats are getting along quite well
06:45Democrats are getting along quite well
06:48Right again. Nobody got that one
06:52And where were the punchlines and how how did he expect it to happen to our ears
06:59We're all talking trash about Trump's performance
07:02But here's how he felt about his performance the next morning your material is real funny who wrote it who helped you with well
07:08I've had a lot of people helping a lot of people a couple of people from Fox actually I shouldn't say that but they wrote
07:13Some jokes and for the most part, I didn't like any of them
07:18That's the first thing he said that I've agreed with this whole
07:23It's also the funniest
07:26All right, Michael and Alex your turn watch the clip tell me what's the story that's a balloon job
07:31That happens at the end of any political convention and that also happens at every political convention
07:37That happens at some this is oh boy don't oh, I guess it's a secret so there's secret money there was money
07:45And there's the convention and so I'm guessing it's a lot of dirty money somehow being funneled into these campaigns
07:52See, we all work together y'all get points. All right
07:56This week the Harrison Trump campaigns released their fundraising numbers from July through September
08:01Democrats joint fundraising committees taking in
08:04652 million dollars in donations over the Republicans three hundred and forty million dollars
08:10those fundraising totals include both small donations of under two hundred dollars as well as huge donations from a small group of
08:19billionaire
08:21Megadonors the thing I don't like about all this campaign donating
08:24I don't like how they they text us to need the money and then they be putting out these that we raised six hundred million
08:31Then you don't need my $40
08:34Harris texted me the other day and she said
08:38What will you tell your children you did in this moment?
08:47Back in 2016 Trump's campaign made almost half their money from small donors and did about the same in 2020, but this year
08:54Small donors have made up less than a third of his funding which means they have to rely on huge donations
09:01from those billionaire
09:03Megadonors, can anyone name the only one of those top ten donors that gave to Democrats Mark Cuban?
09:11It's former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg
09:15Mayor Bloomberg
09:17Considering the way what's happening in New York City kind of miss him dearly
09:21This that reign of terror you couldn't buy Mike Bloomberg with a flight to Turkey
09:27He stole all his money before he got into office
09:30American way the biggest single donor to any party in the 2024 election is Banking Aaron Railroad tycoon Timothy Mellon
09:37Can anyone tell me what lost artifact Tim Mellon has spent a lot of time and money
09:44Trying to find
09:46The answer is Amelia Earhart's plane. Oh, you spent a lot of money trying to find it, but it hasn't gone smoothly
09:55What did Tim Mellon think he discovered in the search for Amelia Earhart the lost city of Atlantis?
10:05Oh, that's got to be right
10:06Oh, that's got to be right. Oh, that's got to be right. Oh, that's got to be right
10:11Lost city of Atlantis. Oh, is that right? Oh, that's gotta be don't even answer right? That's the
10:20According to the New York Times, mr
10:22Mellon was convinced he had seen Earhart's head on the seafloor in a cellophane bag
10:30What is this Futurama?
10:34Others tried to explain that he was only seeing rocks and coral but mr
10:38Mellon insisted he could discern items. They had missed a banjo a severed hand even
10:4575-year-old rolls of toilet paper
10:48being a cellophane bag
10:50That's the mystery
10:53We don't know and that's why we got to get to the bottom of it
10:57It's an easy way to settle this just if you're a billionaire you want to know what's down there get your submarine and go on
11:02down that big dog
11:05You gonna be okay. Yeah
11:07Get you a PlayStation controller
11:10Who can tell me who was the second biggest single political donor this election?
11:17Oh my Christ. Is it Miriam Adelson? It is Miriam. It's got to be Miriam Adelson. Hundred million dollars. Double points
11:24It's Miriam Adelson seen here showing us what it would look like if Laverne finally hooked up with Lenny
11:30In
11:322018 Trump awarded Miriam with the Presidential Medal of Freedom
11:37But it didn't cause a lot of controversy until this year
11:42Why was Miriam's Medal of Freedom an issue because he was he was comparing the Congressional Medal of Honor
11:50which you only are
11:52Which you only receive from acts of tremendous valor and heroism in combat and
11:59Saying that wasn't quite as good as the Presidential Medal of Freedom which can be purchased
12:05for a hundred million dollars
12:08Somehow managed to diss soldiers who received the Medal of Honor when talking about Miriam's Medal of Freedom
12:15Everyone gets the Congressional Medal of Honor that soldiers
12:18They're either in very bad shape because they've been hit so many times by bullets or they're dead
12:24She gets it and she's a healthy beautiful woman
12:29Can I just make just a just a political calculation about this statement?
12:33And I just I just want to reiterate. Please. Please do. He is such a dick
12:42This is such a departure because he's always said such nice things about the military. Yes
12:48To be fair. This is one of the few times Trump was on camera saying something nice about a woman
12:56But there's also a new face in the top 10 biggest political donors this year coming in at number six
13:02Does anyone know who gave 75 million to Trump's pack? Is it the Menendez brothers?
13:09I
13:14Want Musk is the answer richest man in the world, but only coming in on number six that don't tempt him
13:22It's more than enough money Ilan we're very proud of you you're a big deal
13:31Well, Trump is still doing what he can to boost those small donations
13:34What strategy has his campaign been using to get more money from average Americans just shaking people down?
13:41Yeah, so robbery. Yes, it's contests and sweepstakes a
13:46Recent New York Times analysis of Trump's campaign emails found that one-third of them offered small donors some kind of prize or reward
13:54Including a chance to win the CPAC flag that Trump hugged a roll of let's go Brandon wrapping paper
14:02God chance to leave comments on a Valentine's Day letter for Melania. Oh, who's the gift from? Let me guess
14:09It's the one uncle who's a problem, you know
14:12Trump is running all of these scams on top of selling a
14:17$100,000 Trump victory watch that he launched this fall and despite being advertised as having quote
14:24Swiss-made power and precision. Can anyone tell me where a
14:28CNN investigation revealed
14:31Those watches are actually coming from it's a shopping center in northern
14:36Wyoming where Trump's watch brand the best watches on earth LLC is registered
14:41Also registered to that same address in Wyoming is a company called quote the best honey on earth
14:47Whose website sells something called male enhancement, honey
14:52Which the Food and Drug Administration has warned people not to consume
14:57After they found it contained the same drugs used in Viagra male enhancement, honey
15:03That's why Winnie the Pooh don't wear drawers
15:07He ground up Viagra and put it in honey. Mm-hmm. He's innovator
15:14We'll be right back
15:23It's
15:27Time for missing words
15:28Here's how missing words
15:30I'm gonna give you some recent news headlines with keywords cut out and you'll have to fill in the blank to give us the
15:35Full story. For example, if I say I hope Tucker Carlson blanks, then the answer is of course
15:43Has a pleasant day
15:46Here's your first headline
15:48Columbus remains verified after 500 years show. He was blank buried alive
15:55No, I know this one. How would you know this one Alex?
15:58Okay, so just I don't want to break anything to God's but I am NOT actually a Christian
16:06This lit up the group texts
16:09So Columbus's remains verified after 500 years show that he was Jewish point and I was like great
16:17We really need this right now
16:20Columbus remains verified after 500
16:27Columbus remains verified after 500 years show. He was Jewish according to the new documentary
16:33Columbus DNA his true origin genetic analysis shows that Columbus was a Sephardic Jew from
16:40Western Europe. They also found out his original name was Christopher Columbus Berg
16:45Question to the panel now that we know that Columbus is Jewish. How does this change your opinion about Columbus Day?
16:54See you later everybody
16:57It's still trash and he's still trash it's trash that is anti-semitic
17:02I
17:10Do think it does mean that Italian restaurants should carry more kosher options
17:21I'm not sure if I can laugh. Yeah
17:25Is this what it's like when me and Amber have our black jokes, yeah
17:29Are you nothing to get me canceled on episode 6
17:34Once I just told the documentary how they were able to find this out saying quote we have DNA from Christopher Columbus very partial but
17:41sufficient
17:43Yes, so now we're one step closer to Jurassic Park in Christopher
17:48I have to say when I heard that I thought like could they still see he was circumcised 500 years later. Here's your next headline
17:57Giant blank
17:59attacks Bay Village police officer
18:02You know this. Yes, it's so freaking funny. Do okay over here first the parade float. I
18:10Do know this one
18:12It is funny. What is it? It's a giant inflatable jack-o'-lantern. Is that real? Really? Yes, dude
18:19I that close. Yeah
18:22A
18:23giant inflatable pumpkin attacks a village police officer an
18:28Officer outside Cleveland responded to a call of something on the road and then this happened
18:40Am I the only person that's just traumatized by dashcam videos whenever I see him like he finna shoot that pumpkin like
18:47I
18:49Here's your next headline
18:50Wanted fugitive caught hiding from cops inside blank wearing nothing, but blank
18:57I'm gonna say inside a barrel wearing nothing but suspenders
19:01Wanted fugitive caught hiding from cops inside his sofa wearing nothing
19:06But his underwear now first police couldn't locate the man, you know
19:10They'd shown up to arrest him and you know, you searched a house like the police do then they found him
19:16Oh
19:22Look he's hiding in the sofa. Yeah, they found the man. They also found $37 in loose change
19:27That's missing words. It's time for like curious. The rules are simple
19:32I give you three biographical details about a public figure
19:34But only one is true you have to guess which is the truth and which are dirty filthy funky lies
19:40Let's get started time now for three facts about Jesse waters
19:45Our facts are he helped deliver a baby during the White House correspondence lights
19:49He tricked his wife into a date by deflating her car tires. That's that tracks
19:54He's an investor in mushroom death suits. Can I get some clarification Roy?
20:02What is a mushroom death suit I know it a mushroom death suit is
20:07some people want to be buried in a mushroom suit and
20:10And become mushrooms, that's not how I want to go
20:13I have to say that when you're trying to figure out something about Jesse waters always go for the creepiest answer
20:20Trick wife into a date by deflating tires is the creepiest answer and therefore must be the true
20:27Although she wasn't obviously his wife at the time. She was a woman who worked on the show
20:33While he was married to his actual wife. Wait, is that okay? Is that true?
20:39That's the creepiest thing. And yes, that is true since we get into semantics. Jesse tricked some woman into a day
20:47Deflating her car tires here
20:49He is sharing the greatest love story ever told when I was trying to get Emma to date me
20:55First thing I did I let the air out of her tires
20:58She couldn't go anywhere. She needed a lift. I said, hey you need a lift. She copped right in the car
21:04No, she doesn't know the story that's the bummer is should I've ever heard of my life could a man will you amber?
21:11first of all, I'd rather a woman but
21:15but a
21:16Woman couldn't woo me by taking the air out of my tires because I can change a tire
21:25For bonus points
21:27Jesse got his start in TV as a production assistant for Bill O'Reilly
21:31What advice did Bill O'Reilly give Jesse early in his career? Make sure they're not recording you
21:39In an interview with the rap water said that Bill O'Reilly told him quote your voice is too high-pitched for television
21:45You need a speech coach. I wonder if Bill O'Reilly was grabbing him by the balls when he said that
21:51time for three facts about Dennis Quaid our facts are
21:54Claims to have seen Bigfoot in Montana. His favorite beverage is tap water with Splenda
22:01He claims to have been on cocaine for every frame of Jaws 3d. I
22:05Don't think he would admit to being on cocaine for every frame of Jaws 3d
22:09I think it would literally be the first thing he would tell you if you asked him about being in Jaws 3d. I
22:15Feel like favorite beverages water with Splenda is so weird and specific our writers aren't that good, right?
22:23Do you want to get invited back?
22:25He
22:28Jesus man, no, no, no. No, he's not the crazy. You're thinking of Randy Quaid. That is
22:34Then I want to say on cocaine. That's what I want. I want to go with water with Splenda now look
22:39I'm the team captain. So I don't want to tell you Alex. No, no, no, you're right Splenda
22:43Okay, Dennis Quaid claims to have been on cocaine for every frame of Jaws 3d
22:49For
22:52Those of you that have not seen the film Jaws 3d is just Dennis Quaid in a bathroom at 3 in the morning describing Jaws
22:571
22:59Roy can I have the camera for one second? Yeah
23:05To the writers of this show I
23:08Am so sorry
23:11You are clever enough to come up with my favorite beverage is tap water
23:16Mixed with Splenda I told him
23:20if I ever meet any of you I
23:27Will apologize in person
23:29Does that does that surprise you that he would admit to doing cocaine a hundred percent?
23:34No, I'm surprised he'd admit to being in Jaws 3
23:38When Quaid spoke at the Trump rally about law and order Leah Thompson retweeted a clip with the caption quote
23:44I was engaged to him
23:46Thinking face emoji hashtag vote blue to stop the stupid
23:50Hashtag crime is actually down
23:54She regrets having sex with him and she had sex with Howard the duck
24:01Time now for three facts about Abby Phillip our facts are she was once attacked by a lizard at Mar-a-Lago
24:06She has a world record for solving Rubik's Cubes
24:10She has a house flipping business called the Philippa's
24:14Which one is the truth? I want her to have a house flipping biz called Philippa's
24:20It's horrible, and I want it to be true
24:26We're gonna go with Mar-a-Lago, can I just get an explanation on the world record for solving Rubik's Cubes?
24:32Do you think there's no like multiple?
24:36Well, that's a Rubik's Cube, but did you this isn't
24:40Judges
24:41This spelling bee you want me to use it in a sentence, but I think it's Rubik. I think it's Rubik's don't matter
24:48It's not the answer
24:56Was once attacked by a lizard at Mar-a-Lago, let's see the attack, please. Oh, I respectfully disagree is this portion about
25:05Subjecting who we charge criminally in this country and making this by popular demand
25:18I
25:24Don't think it's okay, but I'm fine
25:28Did somebody grabs your leg at Mar-a-Lago is probably done
25:32That was like curious, we'll be back after the break
25:47Welcome back to have I got news for you. It's time now for the offender meter
25:51We'll fire up the offender meter and teams have to tell us who's the offender what they did and who they offended. Here we go
25:57Oh, that's that's Bill Clinton good one Clinton, who did he offend recently or
26:04Yeah, let's do we go back. No, let's just stick to this week. Let's stick to the week
26:09That was I can think of two
26:11Two things that he was in the news for this week. Neither that neither of them seem particularly offensive one
26:16He he hugged a Starbucks employee that doesn't seem offensive to me at all
26:20And also he made a joke about being younger than Donald Trump, but don't worry
26:24He wasn't gonna spend his time swaying for 39 minutes
26:28So unless he offended Donald Trump with that comment, but Donald Trump is so thick-skinned. It wouldn't feel like
26:34Bill Clinton offended mourners at Ethel Kennedy's funeral last week when he said this during his eulogy
26:41We'll tell you this. I
26:45Thought your mother was the cat's meow
26:47She
26:52Would flirt with me in the most innocent ways I'm gonna show you some nudes she sent me
27:05See those nudes right there. Did he tell the story about letting the air out of her tires?
27:11Clinton even brought a Valentine's Day card that Ethel Kennedy sent him in the car
27:17Ethel wrote quote you up
27:27The way we used to do it back in the day
27:30Roses are red violets are blue. I'm surrounded by love, but there's still room for you
27:37Which is kind of the rich person version of saying you
27:41He was telling that he was telling the truth. I don't yeah. Yeah, I mean gross
27:47All right
27:48Bonus question bonus question over here. What is Bill Clinton's go-to?
27:53movie on the plane Top Gun or
27:57Porky's
28:00When he's flying Bill Clinton loves to watch this
28:042007 film who's your caddy?
28:08Starring big boy from outcasts. No
28:11Andy Milonakis and Lil Wayne in
28:152013 Joker director Todd Phillips confirmed this fact in the story about having dinner with Clinton telling The Hollywood Reporter quote at dinner
28:22He goes to his assistant. What's that movie?
28:24We watched over and over on the plane and the guy goes the president loves who's your caddy?
28:30First of all, what is this movie? But secondly, you had to be like starring how much more big boy and Andy Milonakis
28:44I've seen who's your caddy?
28:46Describe the plot
28:49Say what the plot is fast Andy Milonakis is said caddy, I believe
28:55Okay, I'm sorry it was I watched it in college and I was high
29:01I'm sorry. I'm not the president of Bill Clinton
29:06We have a clip from who's your caddy, how could we how could you bring up?
29:10Who's your caddy a movie? Nobody's except for Alex has ever heard of
29:16Do a clip of it right now. Here goes. Oh wait. I'm a rich old man. I better have a very serious caddy
29:28That was a fender meter we'll be right back
29:30It's a good movie
29:38Welcome back. It's time for meet in the middle where we find common ground between two people who would never be caught hanging out together
29:46Okay on one side
29:47Olivia Rodrigo, we got the juice, you know, Jonathan Scott property brother and Idris Elba on the other side
29:53Yeah, the other property brother drew Scott Pope Francis Kelsey grammar and sir Elton John
30:00First up more bounce to the ounce
30:04Which two of these people used to work as bouncers?
30:07I feel like the Pope is not gonna work as a bouncer, but he wasn't always a Pope keep that in mind
30:13I feel like the answer might be the Pope. I think I feel like in
30:18Argentina he was out there dancing the flamenco and somebody's like you're big, you know
30:23Take care of these gauchos who have come in here big when I see the public. Oh, wow. What a huge Pope you didn't
30:31You didn't see him in his heyday. He was jacked
30:34He was never joke. No, I think it's I want to go with interest in the Pope Amber
30:39Okay, we're gonna go with OJ Simpson wait and the least
30:44likely Elton John
30:46the answer
30:47Idris Elba and Pope Francis
30:49Both used to work as bouncers. This is why you get a Catholic teammate
30:57Pope Francis worked the door at a nightclub in Buenos Aires while Idris Elba was a bouncer at
31:04Caroline's Comedy Club in New York Wow bonus points
31:08Idris has talked about how he used to sell weed while working at Caroline's
31:12Does anyone know which famous stand-up comedian used to buy?
31:20In the room right now
31:24Which famous comic you see by the weed famous comedian did not buy weed
31:31Be Dave Chappelle, let's find out Idris Elba the famous actor used to be a security guard really lines
31:37Yeah, yeah, he asked me to buy weed from you used to buy weed from Idris Elba. Yeah
31:41Yeah, I don't know if I should talk about it. Yeah, you can talk about if I bought weed from Idris Elba
31:44That's all I would tell people
31:46It wouldn't even matter what the question is
31:49You take this woman to be your wife I bought weed from Idris Elba
31:54Crazy man
31:56Next up. We've got falling stars
31:58Which two of these people both have fallen off of a stage Frazier and it's the most beautiful thing. I've ever seen in my life
32:07That's the funniest video of all time
32:09Hey grammar, you say Kelsey grammar pick one from the other side. It's got to be
32:14Olivia Rodriguez, yeah, Rodrigo or Rodriguez Rodrigo
32:20Grandpa's gotta be her. I mean
32:23Olivia Rodrigo and Kelsey grammar have both taken public spills
32:28Olivia Rodrigo fell through a trapdoor on stage at a concert in Australia this week
32:44Oh
32:47That's pretty good, do you understand how rich you have to be to just get right back up after falling
32:53Sorry, but you but if I fell on a stage in a multi-million dollar bill, I'm just laid out the whole time
33:00I'm not moving
33:03Sir, are you okay? I smoked weed with Idris Elba
33:07So
33:10Rodrigo fell this week everyone emotionally prepare
33:15For the best thing you've ever seen
33:18So Olivia fell in Australia and while delivering a speech at Disneyland this happened to Kelsey grammar
33:26Tread through it's a small world pretending. I was a UN interpreter
33:37I I think
33:43That's how you supposed to fall off the stage you fall off the stage and then you marinate for a bit
33:52Between a man and a woman that woman falls. She was probably hurt. She snapped right back up cuz don't nobody care
34:00If this old white man falls, he's like, oh
34:06I don't know
34:12Somebody comes over has to deal with his old ass
34:16Let's do Jewel be back which two of these people have both J Simpson
34:26Which two of these people have both been turned into jewelry it has to be Elton John
34:32I've and a property brother. No, I think it's got to be OJ
34:36He definitely must have marketed something with like no some medallion or something. I think
34:42Property brothers. Yeah, I have no reason nothing to support this hypothesis at all. I
34:48Think I think we think it's the property brothers. Yeah, OJ Simpson and Elton John have both been turned into jewelry
34:56OJ's cremated remains were
34:59That his cremated remains were turned into jewelry for his children
35:05Which I can only assume they're gonna use as a reward for whoever finds the real killers
35:11Meanwhile Elton John recently wore his old kneecap as a necklace
35:18He did this while attending the London premiere of a new documentary about him
35:23He came in with his kneecap on a gold chain just on a chain
35:31What's wrong with that that's that rules I mean the good thing if you're wearing a kneecap, you know when it's about to rain
35:43Honey should I wear the kneecap tonight?
35:47We didn't get to the property brothers. But of course, we've heard they're pen pals with the Menendez brothers more
35:53after the break
36:06Welcome back
36:08It's time now for I went out. Okay teams. Here's how it's gonna go
36:11I'm gonna show everybody four pictures. You have to guess which one sticks out like Lea Michele at a book club
36:17Wow first group of four
36:20We have Busta Rhymes Dana Carvey Kevin Bacon and Paul Rudd which of these folks is the odd one out?
36:27Can I also just say real quick Busta Rhymes look like the leader of a Caribbean nation?
36:35Well, so Kevin Bacon has put some of y'all in check Paul Rudd has put most of y'all in check Dana Carvey
36:42Not that many of y'all in check, but Busta Rhymes has put you all in check. Can I ask something without you getting mad?
36:48I'm gonna fight you
36:51What is that reference? Oh my god
36:53I know that one. I don't know that one. Wow. I got you all in check. I got that head nod
37:01The hit song that Busta Rhymes had in the early 90s
37:04Which established him as a mainstay in the hip-hop world for the next 30 years
37:10Yeah, pick a picture man
37:12I
37:15Have a guess is it SNL related because I feel like Dana Carvey
37:20I mean, he's on SNL, but did he ever host it? Kevin Bacon probably has hosted at some point, right?
37:25Yes, I've never hosted SNL. Wait, wait, wait, even though he's been a staple of hip-hop for 30 years
37:30And deserves his shot at hosting SNL. I mean when you go back and look at his
37:37His discography starting with the song about checking people
37:42And all the others
37:44He should be on there. The odd one out is Kevin Bacon
37:48Oh
37:48all the others had roles in the Halloween movie franchise while Kevin Bacon was murdered in the original Friday the
37:5613th film for looking like this in a Speedo
38:02But back to the Halloween movies which Kevin Bacon and the Speedos were not in Busta Rhymes was in Halloween resurrection
38:08Dana Carvey had a brief cameo in Halloween too
38:11And Paul Rudd was in Halloween the curse of Mike Myers bonus question
38:16Who on this panel is the closest degree to Kevin Bacon? I?
38:23Would have to guess I guess me too, but I don't know why
38:29Everyone on this panel myself included is two degrees away from Kevin Bacon
38:34Not only that all but one of us are connected to Kevin through the same
38:39Person do we want to guess who that person is?
38:44This is hard, here's a hint
38:54I hate how quickly I said that let's show the whole hog
39:02How could you
39:09You wouldn't have gotten that faster if it was a picture of your face
39:14Johnham BAM
39:16That's the fastest you ever spoke
39:20Snap your little tongue into Johnham
39:24Everybody but Ambrose two degrees away from Kevin Bacon through Johnham
39:29Amber if you're wondering your connection to Kevin Bacon, it's Andy Samberg and no, we do not have a picture of his meat. I
39:37Guess I have to Google it
39:41That was I went out we'll be right back
39:54Welcome back
39:55We're gonna play a game called who said it
39:59Will we take two people with a habit of saying weird stuff give you a quote and you tell us which one said it this
40:05Week our quotable figures are Texas senator and lifelong Simpsons fan Ted Cruz and Springfield resident and lifelong Simpsons character
40:13Homer Simpson
40:15Gonna give you a quote and you tell me who said it. Here's the first quote
40:19Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything. That's even remotely true. That's Ted Cruz
40:25Do you know that Cruz? I mean, it seems like his mantra. That's a Harvard education
40:30I'm gonna go with Homer Simpson. The answer is Homer Simpson
40:34Homer says this to lease after Springfield residents are convinced
40:37They found the fossilized remains of an angel which pits religion versus science, which we all know is something that never happens in politics
40:46Here's the next quote I was once bitten by an octopus at the beach
40:52Almost Simpson is not that stupid. I'm gonna go with Ted Cruz
40:55I wanted to be Ted Cruz because I want an octopus to sense who he is deep down inside and bite him
41:02The answer is Ted Cruz
41:05As a child Ted Cruz was bitten by an octopus at the beach and became seriously ill
41:10Which is weird to me because from the way he looks I would have figured Ted Cruz was bitten by a divorced werewolf
41:18I'm gonna thank our guests Sam and Alex and of course, thank you to our team captains Amber and Michael Ian black
41:27Before we sign off
41:30Here are a few more stories we're watching
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41:55I'm Roy Wood Jr. And I'll see you next week for another episode of have I got news for you
41:59I'm Roy Wood Jr. And I'll see you next week for another episode of have I got news for you