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00:00You
00:30Welcome to have I got news for you. I am Roy Wood jr. In the news this week
00:49New babysitter wants you to know she ain't playing. I have a Glock
00:53Guy almost asked his co-worker if they saw that CBS Tallahassee Colts interview
01:02I almost said that but I decided I shouldn't say it
01:08Doctors not sure if man is happy or experiencing medical event
01:13Please join me in welcoming our team captains Amber Ruffin and Michael Ian black
01:27He's an actor writer comedian and host of judge John Hodgman the podcast that asked the question
01:33What if judge Judy was from Park Slope? It's John Hodgman
01:37And
01:40Joining Michael she's the chief content and creative officer for the Daily Beast and for $200
01:45She will play Tilda Swinton at your child's birthday party
01:49It's Joanna Cole
01:53Now for the biggest stories this week, you know how we do it here on the show Ember and John
01:58I'm gonna show you a
02:00Package of clips and they're gonna be referencing major news stories from the past week and you watch the package and tell me what's the story
02:06Here we go. Okay, swirly swirly maps clouds. Now. This person is wasting their lives
02:13Pinocchio and just Italians enjoy
02:18I
02:20Think it has to do with conspiracy theories about the hurricanes
02:25Final answer
02:29Misinformation about recent hurricanes being used as a political tool
02:33Yes, because even in an election year we can't even agree whether or not it's damn rain coming out of the sky
02:40This week, Florida was devastated by Hurricane Milton just a week and a half after the region was hit by Hurricane Helene
02:46And of course, we hope everybody stays safe and we send everybody their best
02:49This sounds very insincere the way you said that well, I did this with my hand. That's how you know, it's sincere
02:56We
02:59Wish a speedy recovery to everybody that's affected and we also wish a speedy recovery to this reporter and the water now is really starting
03:05To pour over if you look at the ground
03:09Okay, that wasn't good
03:13Well, he even been blindsided like that since Chris Cuomo slid in his DMS
03:19Why is Anderson Cooper out there like
03:22Why is he out that it's so unnecessary he is taking black jobs
03:29In the days leading up to Milton
03:31Florida governor Ron DeSantis spent a lot of time criticizing Vice President Kamala Harris who can tell me what?
03:38Miscommunication led to Ron's problems with old Kamala. Well, she called right she called she said hey, how you doing?
03:46He wouldn't take the call and he said he just spoken to the president points on this side. Oh
03:53It was a missed phone call
03:56According to a DeSantis aide the governor was refusing phone calls from the vice president before the storm adding quote
04:03Kamala was trying to reach out and we didn't answer. Does anyone know what DeSantis said about Kamala's call?
04:10He thought it was
04:12political
04:16You're right, he thought it was political
04:23Ron said Kamala was just trying to score political points. Take a look
04:26She's the first one who's trying to politicize the storm and she's doing that just because of her campaign
04:34That's right. I ain't got time for political games. I'm too busy trying to evict Princess Tiana from the Magic Kingdom
04:40What a bananas thing to like bitch you got time to get some money
04:44Well, you don't what? Oh, where do you work? How do you?
04:48Do you want the egg or not? Well, you just there's a little back of her neck just push it. She will read she will reset
04:59Understand no
05:02The morning after Milton the White House said quote DeSantis thanked the president for the extensive federal support
05:07He also thanked these boots for extensive arch support
05:19DeSantis criticized Harris though for trying too hard in Florida, but Republicans also matter her for not doing enough in North Carolina
05:27But their hurricane recovery efforts. How did Senator John Kennedy?
05:32Criticize her mishandling of relief efforts in North Carolina
05:35I don't know what he said, but was it with a big dumb fake southern accent?
05:40partial points there
05:42She's talking about about about tampons
05:46You know the people in Appalachia right now don't give a function about tampons
05:52You cannot make this stuff up, but he did make it
05:56Don't give a function don't give a function shit. That's nice
06:03Bonus question. Can anyone tell me who fact-checked Trump on Kamala visiting, North Carolina this week?
06:10I thought we agreed not to do that
06:13It was Fox News. Wow. Here's Trump talking to Laura Ingram, but she shouldn't be there
06:19Anyway, she should be here. She should be here. She should be here
06:22Ingram but she shouldn't be there. Anyway, she should be I would say that North Carolina is bad
06:28It's so bad and she was there today for three hours. I believe come Kamala Harris
06:34But can we go back to that was it me or did it look like Trump was playing deal or no deal in a bar?
06:42Suitcase 47
06:44But it is hard for anyone to help hurricane victims with if with misinformation about the storms all over the place
06:50What has state rep and haunted hayride decoration Marjorie Taylor Greene been saying is responsible for the storm Jews
06:57It's Jews
07:00It's always Jews with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Well, the answer is not the Jews. The answer is Noah
07:06Not the dude. He was a Jew. Yeah
07:09Okay, sorry the Jew period the singular Jew. Yeah, Noah
07:15the National Oceanic
07:17Atmospheric Administration
07:21Administration bird say the whole world
07:24This week large March made a post doubling down on her claims that quote
07:30They can control the weather adding quote if your home or business or property is damaged
07:36Your loved one is killed by their weather modification. Shouldn't you be eligible for compensation?
07:41I just love that. She said shouldn't you be entitled to compensation like it's one in a mesothelioma commercial
07:48I may be watching Judge Mathis. Have you or somebody you love been affected by the
07:54space laser hurricane called a number
07:57question for bonus points
07:58How did Trump suggest?
08:01Killing super storms back in 2019. Oh, this is one of his greatest hits. Yeah shooting him with a gun
08:09Special nuclear weapon gun nuclear weapons according to Axio said a White House briefing Trump said quote, why don't we just nuke them?
08:17They start forming off the coast of Africa as they're moving across the Atlantic
08:21We drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do that?
08:29For bonus points in why can't we knew?
08:35But even with all the argument and misinformation
08:37Republicans have found one person to rally behind this AI generated girl holding a puppy
08:45Right an RNC National Committee woman Amy Kramer posted it saying quote
08:51This picture has been seared into my mind. My heart hurts
08:54broken heart emoji crying emoji then when people told her a
09:02That's not a real photo
09:04She doubled down saying quote y'all. I don't know where this photo came from
09:09And honestly, it doesn't matter. It is seared into my mind forever
09:13But there's a serious point to all this which is that all the conspiracy theories around it actually
09:19Stop people a from being rescued because they think the government's creating the weather
09:24Then they won't reach out to government services to rescue them
09:28And then the first responders are now subject of attacks and on top of all that there was a girl with a puppy that I just
09:35saw
09:36All right, Michael and Joanna your turn watch the clip. Tell me what's the story? All right microphones. We got somebody talking more
09:43Microphones, but nobody's talking this time. Yep. Yeah, and then this person's thinking softball
09:49So this is about Kamala Harris
09:52The media complaining about Kamala Harris that she's not doing their serious interviews and instead she's doing softball
09:59interviews triple points over here
10:03The story is vice president Harris went on a media blitz this week to help voters get to know her better her strategy
10:11Leave no demo unpandered to Kamala Harris, madam vice president
10:17Playing the bad dance for madam vice president. I'll be president. Thank Kamala Harris Enrique. Thank you
10:27Kamala Harris's media blitz included the non-traditional outlets like the podcast call her daddy
10:33How was one of the most popular women's podcasts in America?
10:38Characterized by the media. Well, I think they pretended they'd never heard of it, right? They called it an abortion factory
10:44I'm just guessing the shit they would say Wow
10:48Sure, I'll go with that
10:51We're teammates
10:53Everything I say you back it up. I definitely say it say the words. I said, I definitely want to say say it abortion
11:00She's
11:03Right, they insulted the podcast and pretended they never heard of it
11:06Alice Cooper the host of the podcast says her podcast is about day-to-day issues facing women
11:11But here's how the media described it the caller daddy podcast as you mentioned earlier
11:16It's graphic sex talk to run see sex podcast the sex podcast
11:21Call her daddy
11:22I looked up the call your daddy podcast and have a podcast and I can't I can't use the names of most of the part
11:27Of the titles of the episodes on your on your air right now
11:30I guarantee you lose one of those guys pays her good money to call her daddy
11:35The mainstream media is criticized Harris for not talking enough to the press
11:39What's this latest push enough to satisfy her naysayers?
11:44No people who want her to answer more questions because they don't know enough about her aren't looking for answers
11:50They know everything they need to know about her
11:52what they want to know is how can I come up with an excuse to not vote for her because
11:58But give me
12:00Get give me something so that I can not vote for the same serious person and instead vote for the town drunk though
12:07Harris reached millions, right?
12:14Today's audience is particularly black
12:18The number of times they've all gone
12:24Though Harris reached more millions of viewers than all the cable news shows combined
12:28You're correct John not everybody felt she did enough and she's got such a big problem with men black and white men big problem
12:36But also the business world. They don't think she is serious
12:39They don't think she's a heavyweight and a lot of this is gender you think you think some of that's gender
12:46You think some of that might also be racial Andrea, what are you thinking girl because I'm
12:53I'm curious. I mean, but everybody knows if you want to prove that you're serious about running for president
12:58You first must get charged with wire fraud. That's
13:03Then you have to go and access Hollywood
13:05Yeah, and tell people that you're grabbing by the pussy and that creates the kind of gravitas. We're looking for
13:13In a president Harris media tour swung by the Howard Stern show
13:17She also swung by the late show with Stephen Colbert on Wednesday
13:21What thing did Kamala do on Colbert that men love?
13:26She drank beer. Oh
13:29I was gonna be she kissed another lady. That's what I thought it was gonna be
13:33Points just for her
13:36For her correct. She cracked open a beer
13:42Oh
13:46It seemed Kamala kick back old Miller how life did that make you want to vote for her?
13:52I gotta be honest Roy, you know, you know, I'm an undecided voter. Yeah
13:58So in my mind I'm thinking to myself
14:00Well, who could I have a beer with right and I didn't think it was gonna be Kamala
14:04Then I saw her drinking the champagne of beers and I thought to myself she thinks she's so much better than me
14:13I'm voting for Trump
14:15Well, I don't know if she's got our vote, but she's definitely got this guy's vote. I drank beer with my friends
14:21almost everyone did
14:23Sometimes I had too many beers
14:25sometimes others did I
14:28liked beer I
14:30Still like beer does he still like beer?
14:33He's in the Supreme Court now. He likes bribes
14:35Kamala wasn't the only one to sit down with alternative media personalities this week. Does anybody know what alternative media Trump set down with?
14:43It's one word like the detacher or on Trump sat down with the flagrant podcast with Andrew Schultz
14:51Because I'm based, you know, I'm basically a truthful person, but
15:06That's
15:08The type of fact-checking that our journalists could be doing
15:12Just laugh at his face
15:14Don't even bring it. Well in 2018 you said this lie. No just laugh in his face
15:21So the story is Kamala Harris went on a whirlwind media blitz where she panned it to the boys on Howard Stern
15:27To the girls on call her daddy and to Joe douchebag on Colbert. I still like beer
15:34I was disrespectful. I should have said justice Joe douchebag
15:40Those were the stories we'll have more after this
15:43I
16:04Give you three biographical details about a public figure but only one is true
16:08You have to guess which is the truth and which are the lies let's get it started three facts about Eric Trump
16:17Give them a chance
16:20His high school nickname was chode
16:24He was kicked out of the premiere of Bruce Almighty. He was once detained in an airport for possessing a sword
16:33Which one is the truth I'd like to go with chode, please
16:38Show it over there. I think it's possessing a sword. There's no way we're going with possessing a sword
16:46Eric Trump's high school nickname was children
16:53Yearbook
16:56Is it that what the porn star said about Trump is that he also had a chode
17:03Remember when she was like, it's a mushroom
17:05Yeah, as we all know a chode is a term for a penis that is thicker than it is long
17:10So it runs in the family. It's a family of child
17:18Also kids a family of
17:33Bonus question
17:35What new job did Eric Trump get this week?
17:39He got a new job this week. I'm trying to think what he's qualified for
17:45Irregular condom model
17:53Weird that it's his nickname it is
17:56I am trying to help and protect you from creeps who are gonna send you pictures of their chose
18:03I've been a black lady on television for years. I'd be getting that shit all the time
18:14Amber I said I would stop and I will I
18:18will
18:19Eric Trump is now a deputy sheriff of st. Lucie County in, Florida
18:26Earlier this week. He posted a photo on Instagram quote. I've always wanted to become a sheriff
18:32Thank you to sheriff Keith Pearson and the incredible men and women of st. Lucie County truly an honor
18:38hashtag sheriff Trump
18:41officer chode reporting for
18:48That picture look like when the pilot give you the wings on the plane you want to be my copilot
18:54Okay, little boy. Here's a gun
18:56Oh
19:00Time now for three facts about CNN's Donna bash
19:04Our facts are she can quote every line from the Brady Bunch. Mm-hmm
19:09She's dressed as Madonna for every Halloween since 1988. She grew up on an oil rig
19:15When are you gonna stop making these so damn plausible?
19:19Each one more likely than the last I think she's dressed as Madonna every Halloween since
19:25It's very specific 1988 Donna bash says she can quote every line from the Brady Bunch
19:35I'm not that impressed by that fact. I can quote the commercial for the Empire Carpet
19:39Oh
19:54Dana bash can't do that time now three facts about Mark Zuckerberg
20:00The facts are he paid the cast of Boy Meets World to reunite for his birthday
20:08He claims chapstick doesn't work on him
20:11He personally convinced Vin Diesel to make a triple-x sequel. I
20:16Choose the chapstick one. I'm gonna say he is the right age to pay for a Boy Meets World
20:23Reunion and I also think he could probably afford it. I
20:26Also think chapstick refuses to work on
20:29The chapstick
20:33Mark Zuckerberg personally convinced Vin Diesel to make a sequel to triple-x
20:39In a 2017 interview with the New York Times diesel said quote we were hanging out up at Facebook about two years ago
20:45And he said you know what movie I'd like most to see is the return of Xander Cage and two years later
20:53Diesel made triple-x the return of Xander Cage
20:57You know rich you got to be to just have Vin Diesel go make me a movie money and
21:04Only Mark Zuckerberg was allowed to see it. I'm
21:09Come out again what y'all not gonna do is disrespect the Gen X spy thriller
21:16Trilogy that was triple-x triple-x State of the Union with Ice Cube and triple-x the return to Xander Cage
21:23Y'all will have some decorum up on this
21:27I do apologize
21:29Bonus points does anyone know what gift Mark Zuckerberg recently gave to his wife
21:35Morocco
21:38Mark Zuckerberg revealed last week that he commissioned a custom Porsche minivan for his wife
21:44Zuck posted on Instagram quote new side quests Priscilla wanted a minivan
21:49So I've been designing something. I'm pretty sure should exist a Porsche Cayenne turbo GT minivan
21:56Threw in a manual gt3 touring to make it his and hers
22:06I don't like it because it raises the bar too high for regular dudes
22:10Because if I'm trying to get you a minivan now you tripping cuz it's a 07 Honda Odyssey
22:17It run good the check engine light don't come on
22:20Also quick follow-up Mark Zuckerberg also has recently changed his look
22:32He looks like an Illuminati Muppet
22:40It's time for missing words
22:42Might give you some recent news headlines with key words cut out and you'll have to fill in the blank to give us the full
22:48story let's blank your first headline a
22:52Snoopy fan account blank the Snoopy community revolted a
22:58Snoopy fan account posts nudes of Snoopy a
23:03Snoopy fan account endorsed Trump. No
23:08points, no a
23:10Snoopy fan account endorsed Trump the Snoopy community
23:15Revolted in a now deleted social media posts unofficial Snoopy fan account Snoopy weekly
23:20Waded into the political waters by posting this cartoon image of Snoopy
23:25shaking hands
23:27With a peanut style Trump character alone with the caption
23:30This election season at Snoopy weekly proudly endorses Donald J. Trump for president of the United States
23:37No, I don't think Snoopy would do that. I don't think so
23:45But
23:47To be fair peppermint patty hasn't endorsed anybody yet either, you know her gay asses
23:56People reached out to the Snoopy account for comment and the admin took the call and replied to the journalists with
24:02Wah-wah-wah
24:13Here's your next headline
24:15Gang of 100 blank leave woman too scared to leave house. Oh, I know this one. Don't say black people
24:25The real answer is
24:27Raccoons yes
24:29I was gonna guess raccoons wild
24:32Like I know I had not heard this story, but I know belt it and that's team ruffin
24:39Gang of 100 angry raccoons leaves woman too scared to leave her house
24:45More than a hundred raccoons. She told deputy she had been leaving food out for them since the 80s
24:51But all of a sudden this just blew out of control
24:53So apparently word got out about the all-you-can-eat buffet among the raccoon population
25:00trapping and relocating them will cost that woman
25:04$500 per raccoon
25:09How much do we blame this person for feeding raccoons one eighties
25:14100% 1% for every raccoon
25:18Do you think like the original raccoons that dined at this restaurant in the 80s are pissed at how much it's become gentrified
25:28Small family restaurant all of a sudden it's
25:32One post on Instagram and suddenly everybody's gone Keith Lee came and did
25:40That's missing words team amber you get 20 points team Michael you get 50 points per raccoon. We'll be right back
25:47with
26:00Odd one out teams. Here's how it works
26:02I'm gonna show everybody four pictures and you have to guess which one sticks out like Stephen Miller has supercuts
26:08Here's your first screw we have Angelina Jolie Woody Allen Barron Trump and Michael Ian black
26:17Who is the odd one out
26:21Well, I also married my adopted child so
26:27I'm gonna say Angelina Jolie. She's the odd one out because she is a woman finally answer
26:36It's a very good face it is a cute photo
26:38I do look particularly smug and supercilious in that photo. The odd one out is Barron Trump
26:45All the others dropped out of New York University while Barron is still a freshman
27:00Before we get into why he dropped out Roy my mother does not know
27:09Does she think you're still living in the dorm
27:12Thankfully, she's long dead
27:19Anything for a joke
27:22Killer I'm just saying she's
27:24Could you imagine staying in the dorms though with Barron Trump?
27:27You don't want to be the dorm RA that reports Barron Trump for loud music
27:32And then the dude with the Viking hat show up to your office
27:35Bonus
27:40Bonus question for everyone but Michael about this odd one out who can tell me why?
27:46The NYPD blue guest star Michael Ian black left NYU. I
27:54Think he left to become an exer
27:58Famous television star a cable television. He left
28:03He left to start the state according to the 2014 documentary turtle power
28:11Michael Ian black dropped out of college to play Raphael in the promotional campaign for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stage show
28:32I
28:35Have a question Raphael, yes
28:40You dressed as Raphael
28:46Did you ever march in a parade as Raphael
28:53Let me clarify I wasn't on the stage show it's actually sadder than that I
29:00Was hired to travel ahead of the stage show to promote the stage show
29:07Which I wasn't in
29:11So we would go to pizza huts and radio stations and then sometimes we would do the weather at local television stations in costume
29:18Oh god, I love this so fucking much
29:23Every actor has had that job, but not every actor
29:27Being an advanced carny turtle
29:37Here's a standard question and answer that we would get sometimes
29:41Ask me what my favorite pizza is. Hey Raphael. What's your favorite pizza free pizza?
29:57I will never be happier than this
30:02Triple bonus points what talk show did the Ninja Turtles stop by to promote that stage show?
30:10Jerry Springer
30:12Take a look
30:27It's
30:38Even sadder than that because those are the actual stage performers. I didn't get the Oprah nod
30:46That's weird that it looked like you
30:48That
30:52Was I went out here are four commercials tell us which one is the odd one out we'll be right back
31:12Welcome back
31:14It's time now for the offender meter the offender meter will give us an offender and our teams will have to tell us who they are
31:21And who they offended let's do it. Who is that Oh
31:25Bob Woodward
31:27Right. Yeah, that's okay. Good. She's the silence. They're really scared me
31:32That is legendary journalist Bob Woodward seen here saying grandpa wants a kiss
31:38Who
31:40Did Oh Bob Woodward offend
31:43Well, they said the story came out this week in his new book that that Trump and Putin have maintained
31:50Very cordial telephone relations. Yes, so it's unclear who is offended by this other than America
31:56Bob Woodward offended Donald Trump with his new book war in the book Woodward details Trump's private conversations with
32:04Vladimir Putin
32:05Including that there have been maybe as many as seven calls between Trump and Putin since Trump left the White House in 2021
32:14Seven calls that is intense
32:16This family members ain't talked to seven times
32:20since 2021
32:21According to what was booked. Does anyone know what Trump sent to Putin during the pandemic?
32:28He sent him Kofi tests when Americans couldn't get Kofi
32:33Trump was sending them
32:35Information on this show so terrible
32:39God damn it. Did he Roy say he didn't point
32:46The book also talks about some election advice that Lindsey Graham gave to Trump according to the Woodward book in preparation for the 2024
32:53election Lindsey Graham told Trump quote
32:55You got a problem with moderate women the people that think the earth is flat and we didn't go to the moon
33:00You've got them
33:06Lindsey could have just said you got Marjorie Taylor Greene
33:10It's so amazing that Lindsey Graham knew that that's a very reasonable thing for someone to tell Trump
33:17It's a hundred percent true. Any one of us would have said that to him. I didn't know they knew that they know everything
33:23Are they really really smart or really really stupid? I keep going back and forth
33:29Bonus offender meter the Woodward book also offers a behind-the-scenes look at the Biden administration
33:34Does anyone know what?
33:37Biden often referred to Donald Trump as is it a nickname a specific nickname so many possibilities. I think it was a withering
33:47Bonmo such as that fucking asshole
33:50points for
33:54Biden often called Trump quote that fucking asshole
34:04In the race, where was that during the debate when you needed it I named the net masses
34:10They took the cocaine out of soda back in the day
34:14All right, that was offended meter team amber you've offended me with your negative charm 12 points for you Michael
34:21You've offended me with your overpowering stench
34:24Negative seven million points, but you're still winning. We'll be right
34:34You
34:41Welcome back
34:42It's time for meet in the middle where we find common ground between two people who would never be caught hanging out together
34:49on one side
34:50We have Alan Jackson Dolly Parton Woody Harrelson and Pierce Brosnan and on the other side
34:55Elon Musk Celine Dion
34:58Christopher Walken and Liam Neeson
35:01First up we've got fork around and find out which two of these people were once forklift operators
35:09Dolly Parton operating a forklift is one of my oldest sexual fantasies. I
35:15Can't really believe that it's real or I would have found photos of it
35:20I'm gonna say Liam Neeson. Do we think that Elon Musk might have operated? He was born in an emerald mine
35:28He has never
35:30Operated anything. I'm gonna go with Christopher Walken Alan Jackson fair enough. I'm gonna support you
35:35Thank you, both Alan Jackson and Liam Neeson were forklift operators
35:42Jackson drove a forklift at a Kmart warehouse while Neeson operator a forklift at a Guinness brewery
35:50Next up we've got sibling thrivalry which two of these people have over ten siblings
35:56I feel like once you've made one Christopher Walken. You don't want any more. It's like yeah
36:02Let's put a hold on that. Yeah, you stop
36:05You're like you're fine with the one you have but you don't want more than one. Why is this infant soft shoe dancing?
36:12I want to say Dolly and Celine the answer Dolly Parton and Celine Dion
36:18Celine Dion has 13 siblings while Dolly Parton has 11 siblings
36:23I thought I didn't know that about Celine Dion, but it's all coming back to me now
36:36Next up circus, why are you rewarding that that's what I don't understand
36:41next up
36:44Next up
36:45Circus gets the square. Oh, which two of these people worked as circus performers Woody Harrelson and Woody
36:56Circus I don't know who did I mean, it's got to be Woody, right? Woody Harrelson and Christopher Walken. I'll go with that
37:02I think you're right. Do you think it's possible Pierce Brosnan? I think it's Pierce Brosnan and who else Christopher
37:08We're going with Pierce Brosnan. No, don't apologize
37:12Own your agency
37:16Powerful important woman in my dream
37:19Incidentally, you're also my boss at the Daily Beast. So that's why I am saying this
37:23We're going with Pierce Brosnan and Christopher Walken. The answer is
37:27Pierce Brosnan and Christopher Walken
37:30Both work as circus performers now bonus points. Can anyone tell me what their specialties were in the circus?
37:38Walken is a gifted
37:40physical actor and dancer
37:42So I would say and he's also terrifying so clowns
37:47Correct Christopher Walken was a lion tamer trainee and Pierce Brosnan was a fire eater
37:55Here's Pierce Brosnan in 1997 on the episode of Muppets Tonight showing off his skills
38:00I feel as if there's nothing I couldn't do now. Really? What about fire eating? Sure. Why not?
38:10I
38:25Ain't the Muppets flammable. Why would they?
38:29Why would you let that man on set around the weapon in front I think was Mark Zuckerberg
38:37Unfortunately, we're out of time so we won't get to our last clue
38:40But just know Elon Musk and Woody Harrelson have both proven that white men can't jump
38:46No points this round but team amber you want a tour the Guinness Factory and team Michael
38:49You have to drive Pierce Brosnan to the ENT for his reflux more after the break
39:01Time for caption contest I'll show you how to do it
39:04Time for caption contest, I'll show you guys a picture you guys throw out your best captions
39:08The one that makes me laugh the most wins the trophy and by trophy, I mean no trophy
39:16You're gonna vote for me I think she's saying Joe go back to bed
39:25Next picture is this Jeffrey from Toys R Us? Yeah, that boy fell off. I
39:31I think this is spotted without his security detail. Barron Trump breaks free
39:41Next picture ex-president demands answers from troops. What is going on with my feet in this?
39:48I mean, but that's a little known fact about Donald Trump no matter which way he's pointing his right foot always points towards an Arby's
39:54everybody
39:55All right, that was caption contest so this week we've covered Kamala's media tour Milton's misinformation and everything in between
40:03Taking all these weeks biggest stories into account. What are your predictions for what next week's top stories are going to be?
40:09Amber Ruffin funds Michael Ian Black's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie
40:18Michael
40:21Mark Zuckerberg funds
40:24Amber Ruffin's funding of Michael Ian Black's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie starring Vin Diesel
40:37Still with the ice cube eraser Joanne a hundred raccoons to start on have I got news for you
40:47Thank you, I'll never come back
40:50Kamala Harris shocks nation by going on niche podcast
40:53Middle meow mornings the podcast where I John Hodgman read the novel Middlemarch to my cat. I
41:01Look forward to each and every one of those predictions coming true over the course of the next seven days
41:05I want to thank our guests Joanna and John
41:09And of course, thank you to our team captains Amber Ruffin and Michael Ian Black
41:15Before we sign off here are a few more stories we're watching
41:19Puppet this close to becoming a real boy
41:25Guy outside of a grocery store just needs a minute of your time
41:33Acid flashback hits grandpa out of nowhere
41:38I'm Roy Wood jr. And I'll see you next week for another episode
41:50Good night
42:04You