Fisaddi season 1 episode 1
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00:00Who is an ideal student?
00:04According to some people, an ideal student is one who takes care of a nutritious diet for mental development,
00:11who takes care of physical cleanliness and modesty, and always makes good use of his time.
00:23But if there is one essential quality of an ideal student, it is concentration.
00:31Sir, supplement.
00:38I can think of 300 things about the war in Jhelum.
00:47Sikandar...
00:49...has...
00:50...horses...
00:52...behind...
00:54...Porus.
01:01Tabrak...
01:03...Tabrak...
01:05...Tabrak...
01:07...Tabrak...
01:11So Porus...
01:14...shot...
01:17...Sikandar in the head.
01:22Goldie...
01:24Goldie...
01:26In Sikandar's time, there were no guns.
01:30Bullets used to fly.
01:33Arrows used to shine.
01:42Sorry.
01:44Forgive me.
01:47Shine...
01:48Shine...
01:50Shine...
01:51Shine...
01:52You only have 5 minutes left.
01:55Sikandar...
02:00...is...
02:02...known as...
02:06...the one who knows how to win a losing game.
02:17Listen...
02:19Is this Tabrak Tabrak?
02:21Is it one word or two?
02:23Bro, it's the horse's teeth.
02:25Tabrak...
02:26Tabrak...
02:27It's two words, right?
02:30It's 302.
02:47Tabrak Tabrak
02:57So Goldie, how was the exam?
03:07Yes, Dad.
03:08Why don't you pick up the phone?
03:09I was in the exam hall.
03:11Exam?
03:12No, I mean, I was in class, Dad.
03:14Sorry, I got confused.
03:15Your brother has missed the Kashi Express.
03:16But...
03:17Listen to me, Puri.
03:18I've got the next passenger to do it.
03:20You do the procedure for the hostel, don't you?
03:22He'll be back by 4 o'clock sharp.
03:24Yes, Papa. I've already done that.
03:27Very good.
03:28Yes, yes, yes.
03:45All our topper friends are going to IIT.
03:50You've wasted the last year just like that.
03:53So what if you didn't go to IIT?
03:55At least you deserve a D.U. because of the percentage, right?
03:58You don't have to be a goon to get a B.A.
04:00And that too in Allahabad.
04:02My name is Prayag Raj.
04:04Take my name with respect.
04:06Stay in your limits.
04:09And these IAS, PCS and government officers...
04:11Do they look like goons to you?
04:14Your IIT engineers, D.U. professors, economists...
04:17They all work under the B.A. pass and leave later.
04:22Mom, we'll get more exposure in Delhi, right?
04:25What exposure?
04:27You don't want to do fashion?
04:28What does exposure have to do with fashion?
04:30It's the extra class of school studies.
04:33The kids do extra classes with exposure.
04:36Then they do night outs.
04:37Then in the name of group studies...
04:39They meet in each other's houses, drunk.
04:41We know everything.
04:44Watch less web series.
04:46Allahabad is called the Oxford of taste.
04:48You were calling me Prayag Raj.
04:51If I stay with you, I'll be ruined too.
04:57Don't underestimate this university.
05:09Look, son.
05:11An elder brother is like a banyan tree.
05:15If you live under its shade...
05:17At least you'll grow up to be an Asoka tree.
05:21Who told you I want to be an Asoka tree?
05:23Your father.
05:24Everyone knows what's going on in your head.
05:31And if you leave the passenger seat this time...
05:33You'll end up in the ST bus, eating hiccups.
05:36Hurry up, everyone.
05:38Listen.
05:39This is Goldie's shirt. Give it to him.
05:44This is Goldie's favourite, Bhogni.
05:46Is everything made by Goldie?
05:48We're adding your favourite pickle.
05:50Both brothers, eat together.
05:52Add it to this.
05:53It won't release oil.
05:54Add it to anyone.
05:56Add it to this.
05:57It won't release oil.
05:58Add it to anyone.
06:56Why did you join the morning train?
06:58The ticket was for a premium ticket.
07:01It said 5 o'clock on the ticket.
07:03I thought it'd be 5 o'clock in the evening.
07:06The Indian Railway clock says 17 o'clock in the evening.
07:09What?
07:10The Indian Railway clock says 17 o'clock in the evening.
07:14Not 5 o'clock.
07:18Now come here.
07:26Sit.
07:53Sit.
07:55Hurry up.
08:26The whole village slept in this.
08:30No one got anything more than time and luck.
08:35There's no connection between what you said and what we said.
08:38We're your elder brothers.
08:40That's enough.
08:43By the way, how many kids must study here?
08:463,00,000, 4,000, 500, 700.
08:48Go and count.
08:50In the country, the number of kids who study here is...
08:54You're lucky to have a chance to stay here because of your brother.
08:59Get down.
09:07Get down. You have to get down today.
09:10Get down. You have to get down today.
09:23Come.
09:25And Mr. Dubey, ID, ID.
09:29Come.
09:40Are you sure?
09:41About the rules?
09:43Learn something.
09:45He's our younger brother.
09:50Yes, mom.
09:52Mom, if you didn't get a rickshaw from the station, what's our fault?
09:56We didn't do it on purpose.
09:59What a joke, mom.
10:01It was fun.
10:02Which new channel did you subscribe to?
10:06Yes, yes, it's a thing.
10:07You guys go now.
10:09We'll take care of him.
10:11Good night.
10:14Alia.
10:18I told you about the maroon shirt.
10:21Mom...
10:22What mom?
10:23I told you directly to get a maroon shirt.
10:26Didn't I tell you?
10:28Have you lost your mind?
10:30I mean, you're in the city now.
10:33Now keep your eyes and ears open.
10:38Okay?
10:40Come on, don't be hungry.
10:41Mom has made some delicious food.
10:49Come on, let's go.
10:51Brother, isn't this your room?
10:53No, we live nearby.
10:55Go to sleep, we have a lot of work tomorrow.
11:26I told you about the maroon shirt.
11:30I told you about the maroon shirt.
11:47Who is that?
11:56Who is that?
12:17Do you know what's the similarity between Sunny Baji and Thomas Edison?
12:24What?
12:25They never gave up.
12:29Take this.
12:31Some of their flops came in the middle.
12:34But in the end, Gaddar 2 came.
12:38How can you make me fail again, madam?
12:41That too with two numbers.
12:43And this time, I even filled a copy of B and C.
12:47Failure in the back paper is like an airbag.
12:50Come on, fill it up.
12:55When is your brother coming?
13:12Come on, there's paneer puri in the mess.
13:14Come on, there's paneer puri in the mess.
13:19I see.
13:22Son.
13:25Son, you ate all the food alone.
13:28Don't the seniors have any respect?
13:30There's some land hold connection in B and C.
13:36Come on, we'll see.
13:44Come on, we'll see.
14:14Come on, we'll see.
14:37Son, the pickle with less chillies is kept separately.
14:40Eat there.
14:44Eat there.
15:14Eat there.
15:23All the flowers have been sold.
15:26Take this rose.
15:28Your success will be successful.
15:32How do you know?
15:34Unknowingly.
15:44How do you know?
16:07Good morning, ma'am.
16:10Can't you see? I'm busy.
16:11I brought a fresh rose for you.
16:13I brought a fresh rose for you.
16:15You can pick it up from anywhere.
16:20Ma'am, you worked so hard this time.
16:23You failed again.
16:25Come and meet me in the chamber.
16:27Ma'am, it's a matter of two numbers.
16:42Get up, brother.
16:44Are you here to sleep?
16:46Take this.
16:48First year syllabus.
16:51Indian history?
16:53But we have studied economic, psychology and maths.
16:57What will you get by studying all that?
16:59All these subjects are good to listen to.
17:02Do you understand?
17:04Let me see, brother.
17:06Concentrate on what we are talking about.
17:08Let me see, brother.
17:10If you get stuck in these subjects,
17:13when will you prepare for the civil service exam?
17:16You should study according to your life goals,
17:19not according to your Insta goals.
17:25Look, we have chosen the best combination for you.
17:28Medieval history,
17:30philosophy,
17:32Hindi literature.
17:34You will pass with your eyes closed.
17:35You will pass with your eyes closed.
17:37And we are the medievals for guidance.
17:40We have studied all this.
17:42At least you should have left English literature.
17:44You will need it in IAS PCS.
17:48Okay.
17:51Don't sleep for so long.
17:53Come on, start.
17:55Start from today.
17:57If you have any doubt.
17:59I will ask you.
18:06Next.
18:10When will he come?
18:12When will he come? When will he go ahead?
18:14Very good.
18:16Staying in line is a symbol of civil society.
18:19Move.
18:21Uncle, I was in line before your daughter.
18:23Uncle?
18:25Your father must be an uncle.
18:27Greetings, brother.
18:29Okay.
18:31Brother?
18:33Who is he?
18:36He is the telephone mafia of Bhootpur and Abodhpur.
18:40PCO Dada.
18:42He loves the university so much
18:44that in the last 20 years
18:46his moustache turned white
18:48and his hair turned black.
18:50And now his hair is black.
18:52Are you talking about us?
18:54No, no.
18:56Stay in your underwear
18:58or you will get drunk.
19:002 BA, 3 MA,
19:021 LNP, 1 LLM,
19:03Mass Media
19:05and Zero Level Computer are of two types.
19:08He is a super man.
19:10What should I do with him?
19:13We are stuck.
19:15In such a long time
19:17we click a photo twice and send it.
19:19This is the state of Central University.
19:21It's new. I will explain.
19:23Mr. Mishra, hurry up.
19:25Hurry up.
19:27Come.
19:29What did you say your name was?
19:31Come down a little.
19:33Next.
19:35Next.
19:37Next.
19:39Let's go. Your Dada is here.
19:49That's it.
19:52Eat.
19:54How much for two Nawaris?
19:5610.
19:58Take 20.
20:00Keep 1 rupee.
20:01I keep 1 rupee in my pocket.
20:03Let's go.
20:05Let's go.
20:07Let's enjoy life.
20:09Hello, brother.
20:11Two Bhavra special.
20:14Where did you get this from?
20:16It's important to kill the bees around the flowers.
20:19What do you mean?
20:21Look behind.
20:23First student.
20:29Drink.
20:31Drink.
21:01Drink.
21:11Listen.
21:13Hot tea.
21:15Premi, Pagal and Kavi are all the same.
21:18Bhagat Singh said
21:20they stayed in room number 8 of Ball and All for one night.
21:23It's written on the gate.
21:25My brother stays in room number 9.
21:27He must be a gambler.
21:29In Allahabad Pillar Inscription
21:31that's Mumtaz.
21:33He comes here to ask for the number.
21:40Go from here.
21:45You come.
21:49Good morning, ma'am.
21:51Why are you in such a hurry?
21:53Ma'am, I put the paper for re-checking.
21:56Why are you writing such a big poem?
21:58Do you want the number?
22:00Look here.
22:02I should get some numbers, ma'am.
22:04It's written in such a detailed description.
22:06Is it a prayer?
22:08Let me give you.
22:10Jhelum's warrior Sikander made horses run behind Porus.
22:13Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.
22:15Thai, Thai, Thai.
22:17It's not Thai, ma'am.
22:19It's written in sign language.
22:21Anyway, forget about corona.
22:23Online exam and you're in second year.
22:26Tell your father
22:27That's how smart you are.
22:31Ma'am, I know...
22:33...why the philosophers feed you the Rasgulla from the village.
22:38I'm telling you with respect, increase it by two numbers.
22:40Otherwise, it won't take me two minutes to make your story into a story.
22:43Do you understand?
22:47You get lost in the exam just like that.
22:49Ma'am, my younger brother has been admitted.
22:51He has just come to the university.
22:53We can't fail in front of him.
22:55We will work very hard, ma'am.
22:57You will work hard, son.
23:01But this exam...
23:03...will be after distributing it in the entire Katra.
23:13Welcome to final year.
23:17Thank you, ma'am.
23:19Hello!
23:22Thank you, ma'am.
23:25Thank you, ma'am.
23:29How can anyone study in such a crowd?
23:32Look, there are students like us who can manage.
23:42Otherwise, how can you...
23:43I know.
23:44Yes.
23:45Am I right?
23:56Are you blind?
23:58Why are you misbehaving with me?
23:59We will teach you a lesson.
24:00Why are you abusing me?
24:01What are you saying? Look at me.
24:03Why are you abusing me?
24:04Are you mad?
24:05You are a senior.
24:06Don't talk to me like that.
24:07I have come here as a kid.
24:09Why are you so frustrated in life?
24:11First tell me this.
24:13I didn't know what to do when I was a kid.
24:16I did drawing in first class.
24:17Now I'm in speech.
24:18In fifth class, I do dance on annual day.
24:20In ninth class, I don't go to Agra.
24:21I go to Mathura with my family.
24:23I want to become a lion under the banyan tree.
24:25I want to study psychology.
24:26Everyone keeps telling me.
24:29Come.
24:30You will be free from this burden.
24:32Let's go.
24:38Come, I will show you the real fun here.
24:43Dance.
24:44Friends.
24:46Come on.
24:47Come on.
24:49Come on.
24:54Come on.
24:55Whom did you meet?
24:56He is our friend.
24:57Introduce yourself to him.
24:58Hello.
24:59Wait, I will introduce him to everyone.
25:00Come.
25:02Don't worry.
25:03Everyone here is A-positive.
25:04A-positive?
25:05Allahabad positive.
25:06AKA delegates.
25:09Sit.
25:10This is good.
25:11Isn't it?
25:12Don't you understand?
25:13Hostels are upstairs.
25:14All this happens.
25:15So what?
25:16You didn't meet the right person.
25:17Cheers.
25:18You will have to drink in one breath.
25:19This is the rule here.
25:20One, two, three.
25:24Who is it?
25:27Brother, you?
25:29You tell me.
25:31Gorakhpur.
25:32You are a host.
25:33That's why you were so eager to see the goddesses.
25:36Come on.
25:37Come, I will show you around.
25:38Brother.
25:39What show?
25:41Come on.
25:42I am asking you.
25:43Where are you taking me?
25:49Come on.
25:50Come.
25:51Wow.
25:52Amazing.
25:57Chips.
26:01Is it homemade?
26:02Aunty made it?
26:03That's great.
26:04Say thank you.
26:05There was a shortage of snacks.
26:10I made it for you.
26:16Hey.
26:18This is hostel life.
26:19Everything that comes here is organic.
26:22Brother, let it be.
26:23It just came today.
26:24Hey.
26:26You will talk in between.
26:27Take him away.
26:28Don't make him a chicken.
26:30Go.
26:31And you.
26:32Come here.
26:34Open your hands.
26:36Open your hands.
26:38Here.
26:39Now speak in front of me.
26:41I swear on this chicken curry.
26:45I swear on this chicken curry.
26:52Everything that comes from home.
26:58Everyone will have full right.
27:01Speak.
27:03Everyone will have full right.
27:11Give me the chips.
27:12Give me the chips.
27:24Hurry up.
27:36You are lucky.
27:37That I am asking you to help me.
27:40I was picked up from behind.
27:47Give me the leg piece.
27:49Hey, Vimal.
27:50Wait.
27:52Look at him.
27:54This is how you serve seniors.
28:00Are you here to die alone?
28:09Come on.
28:24Come out.
28:25I have brought chicken curry for you.
28:27Come on.
28:37Who is it?
28:42Oh, man.
28:43I am dead.
28:45What are you looking at? Hit him.
28:46Hit him.
28:47Hit him.
28:48Catch him.
28:49Come here.
28:56Come on.
29:08Come on.
29:21I am in your team, VCR.
29:23What are you doing here?
29:24If someone hits you, you won't even be left with your VCR.
29:54Don't cast an evil eye on us.
29:57We are such lovely children.
30:00We love our motherland.
30:04We are the precious gems of God.
30:08We are the pride of our country.
30:14Come on, Vimal.
30:16First, learn to live here.
30:18Then, enjoy life.
30:20Get lost.
30:24Let's go.
30:36Shall we catch him?
30:37We will catch him.
30:44Come here.
30:49Are you hurt?
30:51Are you okay?
30:54Are you okay?
31:24Listen.
31:26Here is the extra key.
31:28This is your place from today.
31:50Pick it up.
31:52You have a father too.
31:54You will have to answer.
32:00Pick it up.
32:21Pick it up.
32:28Are you crazy?
32:30I am worried.
32:32I don't want to lose it.
32:34I need it today.
32:38Come on.
32:39Where are you going?
32:40Give it to me.
32:41Get up early in the morning and exercise.
32:43So that you don't hurt yourself.
32:45Our life is not in our control.
32:48Are you crazy?
32:49Happy birthday.
32:52No, I don't eat all this.
32:54This is extra food.
32:55Share it with the watchman and helpers.
32:57Which department?
32:58Economics.
32:59Why don't you take a girl's certificate?
33:01I am in finance.
33:03A man can only hunt a woman with confidence.
33:13Why are you fighting?
33:15They don't get paid.
33:16That's why they are after us.
33:18I will slap you.
33:19I will slap you.
33:20The one who has been crazy all his life.
33:21He is afraid of getting burnt.
33:24I have been admitted as a younger brother.
33:26I can't fail in front of you.
33:28The biggest crime in the world is stealing your parents from here.
33:34There is no difference between you and your misogynist brother.
33:38What is lacking in your blood?
33:40Trust.
33:43Brother.
33:49Don't be jealous.
33:50Be equal.
33:53Brother Muldi.
33:56Brother Muldi.
33:58Brother Muldi.