The GOP presidential candidate did his ad-lib thing Saturday night in Latrobe, PA ... and, although his campaign suggested he'd start previewing his closing argument for why voters should send him back to the White House -- he instead opened with big d**k jokes.
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00:00And now, Donald Trump talks about legendary golfer, Arnold Palmer's driver.
00:06He took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, oh my God.
00:10This election's always been about the issues.
00:13Donald Trump was in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, he had a rally there, that's the hometown
00:18of Arnold Palmer.
00:19For those of you who don't know, the late Arnold Palmer was one of the greatest golfers
00:23of all time.
00:24He spoke about Arnold Palmer for about 12 minutes.
00:27I just want to tell you, you're very lucky, the people that live in Latrobe, and it's
00:30an honor for me to be here because of him.
00:32But it was this quote that stood out.
00:34This is a guy that was all man.
00:38This man was strong and tough, and I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the
00:46other pros, they came out of there, they said, oh my God.
00:52That's unbelievable.
00:53According to Donald Trump, Arnold Palmer has a massive penis.
00:58I've never heard that story.
00:59I had no idea either.
01:00I never heard that.
01:01And how big are we talking?
01:03Did it need its own caddy?
01:04If he walked into a room naked, did he have to yell four or nine?
01:08How did Donald Trump know this?
01:10Let's rule out that this has any basis in truth.
01:13This is him making something up.
01:15He does tend to exaggerate, so it might not be totally accurate.
01:18I had to tell you the shower part of it because it's true.
01:22Oh, then it's definitely true.
01:24The one thing that I think is true is Arnold Palmer would love this story, right?
01:29All he got was lemonade and iced tea.
01:30He'd much rather have this.
01:31God, now when you order an Arnold Palmer, what are you going to get?
01:34A much bigger straw.
01:35Thanks, Arnie.
01:36You're an even bigger legend now.
01:39That's unbelievable.