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00:00Hey, how'd the interview go?
00:04It didn't.
00:05What's that mean?
00:06It means I put on control-top pantyhose and I drove across town just to find out they
00:10hired some 22-year-old dits.
00:13Guy dits or girl dits?
00:14What's a guy dits?
00:15I don't know.
00:16Gilligan?
00:17Well, this one was a girl and she only got the job because she's young and perky.
00:23You're perky.
00:24I'm young, too!
00:30Look, I know the kid lost his temper, but that is not his nature.
00:40Which side are you on?
00:42There's no sides.
00:44Of course there are.
00:46That's all a marriage is.
00:48Warfare.
00:49He's got a lot on his plate and I feel for him.
00:54You feel for him?
00:56Yeah.
00:58At the risk of being a broken record, there's no way this marriage lasts.
01:01And I say the sooner it ends, the better.
01:04Oh, you don't know that.
01:08Your dad hated me.
01:09I'm still here.
01:11My dad hated your long hair.
01:13Well.
01:14All I'm saying is the kid is more on the ball than you think.
01:20You know, he's been trying to get me to sell Korean tires.
01:23Korean tires?
01:25They're actually pretty good.
01:26So why don't we sell them?
01:29We just don't.
01:31And?
01:33My Goodyear sales rep promised me a ride on the blimp.
01:49Morning.
01:50Morning.
01:51Giving any more thought to carrying those new Korean tires?
01:53Oh, I appreciate the idea, but my dad fought in Korea.
01:56It just feels wrong.
01:58I'm pretty sure these are the good Koreans.
02:00Doesn't matter.
02:01I don't want to piss off the blimp guys.
02:04Hey!
02:05Quick question.
02:06Did you lock up last night?
02:07Yeah, why?
02:08Because these were in the door and all the lights were on.
02:12Oh, shoot.
02:13I'm so sorry.
02:14Was anything stolen?
02:15Thankfully, no.
02:16But you've got to be more careful.
02:17Of course.
02:19I was just rushing to pick up my sister because my mom had a church thing
02:22and Missy didn't want to go to the church thing because she had a friend's thing
02:25and they were fighting and, as you can imagine, it was a whole thing.
02:29I get it.
02:30Mistakes happen.
02:31You don't have to be nice to me just because I'm your son-in-law.
02:34I screwed up.
02:35Let me have it.
02:36I thought I was letting you have it.
02:39No.
02:40You're being nice.
02:41Oh.
02:42I'm sorry.
02:43Don't apologize.
02:44I should be apologizing to you.
02:45Well, you already did.
02:48Yeah, but then you were nice and ruined it.
02:51Just open the store.
02:53Just open the store.
02:58Dumbass.
02:59Was that so hard?