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00:00Hey, can I ask you a personal question?
00:02Shoot.
00:03When you got married, did you still have other friends?
00:06Oh yeah, tons.
00:07What about after you had kids?
00:09Oh no, life as I knew it ended.
00:11But you're fine with that, right?
00:14I get the feeling you want me to say yes.
00:17I don't know, Mandy's just got in my head about us having a social life.
00:20So, you must have lots of friends.
00:22I do. I mean, I did. Maybe I don't.
00:26So hang in there. When Cece gets a little older, she'll make friends and you'll pretend to like their parents.
00:32Maybe I will like them.
00:34You won't. They're awful.
00:36You know, after work on Fridays, me and my buddies play a little half-court basketball.
00:40Cool.
00:41Yeah, and after we grab pizza and beer.
00:43Sounds fun.
00:44It is. It really is.
00:49I've gone with him. It's a good time.
00:56She's asleep.
00:58Kind of bummed we lost our bridge partners.
01:00I'll play with you.
01:02That's nice, but it's a four-person game.
01:04We could play something else.
01:06How about Scrabble?
01:08How about something I'm good at?
01:10Breeding on the toilet is not a game, Janet.
01:12I have a game we can play.
01:14I'm a thing.
01:16You have 20 questions.
01:18Go.
01:20I don't want to play that.
01:22I don't want to play that.
01:24I don't want to play that.
01:26I do.
01:28Are you a vegetable?
01:30No. 19.
01:32What kind of first question is that? It's too specific.
01:34I thought you weren't playing.
01:36I'm not, but if I was, I'd ask a better first question.
01:38Like what?
01:40Like, are you a living thing?
01:44No. 18.
01:46Great question.
01:48Now we know it's not alive, it is a good question, right?
01:50Yes. 17.
01:52You counting that?
01:54Yes, 16.
01:56Oh, come on.
02:06Did you have fun?
02:08It was okay.
02:10Mandy?
02:12I had a nice time.
02:14Mandy?
02:16Okay, I had a great time.
02:18Good, I'm glad.
02:20There were some pretty women at the bar you must have gotten hit on.
02:22Actually, not at all.
02:24Oh.
02:26Well, they must have saw your wedding ring and didn't want to be disrespectful.
02:28Good, yeah, that's why.
02:30Just so you know, your daughter and I had a pretty fun night, too.
02:32She discovered farting in the bathtub.
02:34Oh, and I missed it.
02:36Don't worry.
02:38If she's anything like her daddy, she'll do it again.