An Unreliable Guide On Dating Your CEO Full
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00:00:00Hello, and welcome to my guide on how to lose a guy in one date.
00:00:05Now, where is my unyielding participant?
00:00:08Holy fuck, is this the guy?
00:00:15Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:00:17No, focus on my $5,000.
00:00:20Excuse me.
00:00:22You must be Elsa Smith from the Smith family.
00:00:28Actually, I'm not her.
00:00:29I'm only here because...
00:00:34Your boyfriend's debt's way overdue, Ms. Lisa.
00:00:38You can't pay it back.
00:00:40Well, I guess you'd have to pay for it a different way.
00:00:45Ex-boyfriend.
00:00:46And I didn't spend a penny of it.
00:00:48Go find him!
00:00:49You vouched for it.
00:00:50Now you gotta pay it back.
00:00:51Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life, Ms. Lisa from B&G Group.
00:00:57Fine, but losing my job isn't gonna help either of us.
00:01:01Can I... can I have one week?
00:01:05You have three days.
00:01:10CEO Alex is the chairman's grandson.
00:01:12Eligible bachelor alert.
00:01:13I can't wait to meet him when he comes in later.
00:01:15Hey, I'm talking to you.
00:01:18You little slut.
00:01:19What are you doing all that for?
00:01:21I have one step towards becoming married to a goldmine.
00:01:25I'm going to take this opportunity.
00:01:28These people look so gullible.
00:01:30Because it might be the last time I can.
00:01:32How do I look?
00:01:33Give me that.
00:01:34Hey, no, actually, that's really expensive.
00:01:35Yeah, but I want to use it on my-
00:01:36No, no, please!
00:01:37Please!
00:01:38It's limited!
00:01:39I hate to break it to you ladies, but...
00:01:42It's not gonna happen.
00:01:44And who are you to say that?
00:01:45Oh, I'm Alex's first love.
00:01:48Seriously?
00:01:49Mm-hmm.
00:01:50Ten years ago, it was a dark and stormy night in the middle of the desert, and he came riding
00:01:58in on a horse, completely shirtless, his abs, and he was so hot and sweaty.
00:02:05And then-
00:02:06Keep going.
00:02:09To unlock the rest of the story, you're gonna have to pay me five bucks.
00:02:13I don't carry cash.
00:02:16And then what?
00:02:17Well.
00:02:28So he jumped off his horse and came and found me, and we started ripping off each other's
00:02:33clothes, just completely tearing them apart, so animalistic.
00:02:37And then?
00:02:38And then he was the Thor who couldn't raise his hammer.
00:02:43The CEO is right behind you.
00:02:49It was actually the best sex of my life, sir.
00:02:53Like, so good.
00:02:54I've been thinking about it for years.
00:02:56Seriously awesome.
00:02:57God, I'm so lucky he didn't see my face.
00:03:01You should write for Good Novel.
00:03:03Should I fire you so that you can chase your fantasy writer's dream?
00:03:10I'm so doomed.
00:03:12Fuck my life!
00:03:15Hey, what's up?
00:03:18Help, Lisa.
00:03:20I need you to front me for a blind date.
00:03:23What?
00:03:24Fuck.
00:03:25How do I make that amount of money with this shitty job?
00:03:29So what did you wanna talk about?
00:03:31Well, my dad is trying to set me up on some blind date with some rich man's son, and I
00:03:37need you to sabotage this hypocritical political arrangement.
00:03:41No.
00:03:42What if I gave you a thousand dollars?
00:03:45No.
00:03:46No deal.
00:03:47No way.
00:03:48Two thousand dollars.
00:03:49No.
00:03:50Okay, five thousand dollars.
00:03:52Take it or leave it.
00:03:55You have three days.
00:03:56You gotta pay it back, or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:04:01It's just a date.
00:04:02How bad can it be?
00:04:05Deal.
00:04:06Only because I'm your friend.
00:04:08And make him hear my name, okay?
00:04:10Okay.
00:04:11I'll make sure he wishes he was never born.
00:04:13Perfect.
00:04:14One date, and I will make him cry like a baby.
00:04:34Holy fuck!
00:04:35Is this the guy?
00:04:36He doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:04:38No.
00:04:39Focus on my five thousand dollars.
00:04:41Excuse me.
00:04:42You must be Elsa Smith from the Smith family.
00:04:55Just stay calm.
00:04:56I'm not gonna be swayed by your looks.
00:04:59Time to scare off this man with my three signature moves.
00:05:03First, be Ruth.
00:05:06Okay.
00:05:12Sorry, I have so much phlegm in my throat.
00:05:15It's so great to be you.
00:05:18Number two, get physical.
00:05:22Your fingers are, like, so long and nimble.
00:05:25I bet you can do, like, a lot of things with them.
00:05:31He's totally freaking out.
00:05:34You know, I got this amazing pedicure today.
00:05:37Wanna see?
00:05:40He must think I'm a slut now.
00:05:42Isn't it so pretty?
00:05:44I love hot paint.
00:05:46Oops.
00:05:50Take my card.
00:05:57We should get a job at Good Novel.
00:06:04I cannot let him remember my face.
00:06:09That guy is your new CEO?
00:06:11Yes, I'm not kidding, Elsa.
00:06:12Get here right now.
00:06:13I'm leaving.
00:06:14Calm down and listen to me, okay?
00:06:15There's literally no chance he's ever gonna run into you again.
00:06:19He's the CEO and you're just some random employee.
00:06:22I promise, please, just get through tonight and I will give you more money.
00:06:28Okay.
00:06:29Calm down, Lisa.
00:06:30He hasn't recognized me yet.
00:06:33We need to get this date over with.
00:06:39So, I hear you're a businessman.
00:06:41You know, my daddy's the governor, but I hate moochers.
00:06:44Is that the PDD grip onto your family?
00:06:47That was a part-time job.
00:06:50So, what is it you do exactly?
00:06:53Number three, be provocative as fuck.
00:06:58I do a little thing called Only Hands.
00:07:03You wanna make a video?
00:07:08No one's gonna like this batshit crazy chick now.
00:07:18Hey guys, welcome to Just Splash Studios.
00:07:20Oh, shit.
00:07:22What did I get myself into?
00:07:29She's messing with me.
00:07:32Let's see how long you can keep up the act.
00:07:36What can I help you with?
00:07:37We'll take the Just Splash for two.
00:07:39Great.
00:07:40Which one would you guys like?
00:07:41We'll let the lady decide.
00:07:44We have room number one, BDSM.
00:07:54Room number two, Uniform Temptation.
00:08:02Ow.
00:08:06I need to get out of here. Now.
00:08:08I'll just, uh, go to the bathroom.
00:08:12You're a shit boat.
00:08:27First date.
00:08:28I would never think a governor's daughter would do that.
00:08:30That's just disgusting.
00:08:31I cannot believe that she has to be part of our plan.
00:08:34She just hawked a loogie in a cup?
00:08:37I mean, like, did you look at it?
00:08:40Listen, I'm gonna make a phone call and call the cousins
00:08:42and make sure we get this whole thing taken care of.
00:08:44You'll never have to see her again.
00:08:46Cheers.
00:08:54Damn, girl, you are chugging that.
00:08:57What has gotten into you?
00:08:59If I didn't have to deal with David, I would have never done that.
00:09:02Well, truth be told, I would have called the cops on him.
00:09:05But let's not worry about him tonight.
00:09:08By the way, is everything all good?
00:09:11Like, there's not gonna be some CEO up my ass now?
00:09:14He's thoroughly freaked out.
00:09:16You will never have to deal with him again.
00:09:23Hi, Daddy.
00:09:26Uh-huh.
00:09:29Okay, love you too.
00:09:33What did you do?
00:09:35He's asking me, well, no, asking you to marry him.
00:09:40I'm sorry.
00:09:41What?
00:09:49God, I can't be late for this meeting.
00:09:59Seriously? I thought I'd never see him again.
00:10:02Going down, little lady. You coming or not?
00:10:08Design department.
00:10:10Alex, what are you thinking about this marriage?
00:10:14I mean, are you serious or are you just screwing around?
00:10:17Sir, why don't we wait to have that conversation when we get upstairs in private?
00:10:23Don't look at my face. Don't look at my face.
00:10:29Excuse me.
00:10:36Excuse me.
00:10:38No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:48Drop this.
00:10:50Phew. Keep it.
00:10:53What's going on, boss? What are you thinking?
00:10:55Or we have.
00:10:57I'll just, um, the bathroom.
00:11:03Oh.
00:11:06No big deal.
00:11:08One person.
00:11:14Alex is asking to meet with you right now.
00:11:17If I lose my job because of this, you're going to have to pay for it.
00:11:21If I lose my job because of this, you're going to have to support me.
00:11:24Well, let's just hope my dad doesn't disown me if he finds out about this.
00:11:27Anyway, all you have to do is reject him on the spot.
00:11:30Make him believe that marriage is not going to happen.
00:11:33I promise everything will be fine and I swear this is the last time I'm asking you to do this.
00:11:38What do I get in return?
00:11:41The world is your oyster and my purses are yours.
00:11:46Not bad. My debt could be paid off.
00:11:51What's the matter, Elsa?
00:11:54Not putting on a show tonight, are we?
00:11:57Speak your mind. Somebody's waiting for me.
00:11:59Good. I don't want to keep anybody waiting, so here's the deal.
00:12:02I want the marriage as soon as possible.
00:12:07Stop. When did I say I was going to marry you?
00:12:13Let me say this again.
00:12:16If you were my wife, you and your family would have all the money in the world.
00:12:21Hell, you and I could even hold seats to the Senate.
00:12:24If you want, of course.
00:12:26First Dave, now this? Is there even one man left in the world that cares about love?
00:12:30Fuck you. You know, people like you only treat marriage like it's some business transaction.
00:12:36This is a business transaction, Elsa. It's not love.
00:12:39Of course, I can make an exception, but...
00:12:46Have you ever been in love?
00:12:49No. You haven't.
00:12:52You never know when that feels like.
00:12:55Never know when that feels like.
00:12:57You know, never start something if you're not going to finish it.
00:13:10You and I are nothing alike, Alex.
00:13:13I still believe in love, while you are a power-hungry cynic with nothing left in your heart.
00:13:19Elsa, wait.
00:13:21Hey, I want to say I'm sorry for making you cry earlier.
00:13:25You didn't make me cry. You're not worth my tears.
00:13:30I mean, don't you think it was kind of rude to just leave me back there?
00:13:34I don't want to talk about this.
00:13:36You're a self-entitled, self-obsessed dick.
00:13:49Here.
00:13:51Oh, shit. He's so cute.
00:13:56I'm going to fall in love.
00:14:01Is this how he really plays things out?
00:14:04Because if so, I'm really crushing on him.
00:14:08Here.
00:14:10Thanks.
00:14:12Oh, she's so pretty.
00:14:14Oh, my God! That's the governor's daughter!
00:14:17Uh...
00:14:21What the hell? What the hell just happened?
00:14:28Hello?
00:14:29Sir, we have the footage from that day.
00:14:34What?
00:14:36I don't know.
00:14:38I don't know what you're talking about.
00:14:40I don't know what you're talking about.
00:14:43I don't know what you're talking about.
00:14:46I don't know what you're talking about.
00:14:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:14:52It's not Elsa Smith.
00:14:58Wait, wait. Hang on a second. Did she actually say that?
00:15:02So you think it's true?
00:15:04Am I really that despicable in a woman's eyes?
00:15:08I don't know, boss.
00:15:09You know, look.
00:15:10Some people could think that you're a little self-entitled, right?
00:15:13I mean, obviously, everybody knows that you're super selfish.
00:15:16Have you ever been in love?
00:15:17No, you haven't.
00:15:20You've never known what that feels like.
00:15:24Oh, shit, boss. Are you crying?
00:15:26Oh, my God, dude. I didn't mean to make you cry. I just, um...
00:15:28Boss, I'm just kidding. I didn't mean to actually hurt your feelings.
00:15:30Sam. Sam!
00:15:31Sorry, if you're sad.
00:15:32What's going on with the senator?
00:15:34Oh, senator. Right, yeah.
00:15:36We have used all of the resources at our disposal to sway public opinion.
00:15:40Which is good.
00:15:41But what's not good, the bad news is that we used all the resources at our disposal
00:15:46and now we don't have any resources left to sway the senator's opinion.
00:15:49So that is unfortunate for us right now. We have to figure that out.
00:15:52Okay. Yeah.
00:15:53Look.
00:15:55I need everything announced to Smith.
00:16:06Lisa, did you forget about our quarterly meeting today?
00:16:09The CEO is here.
00:16:10Can I skip it?
00:16:12No, girl. Come on.
00:16:15Why is he fucking everywhere?
00:16:23Okay.
00:16:26Camouflage. Nicely done.
00:16:33Guys, I gotta say, this is...
00:16:35It's beautiful.
00:16:37Which one have you designed?
00:16:39That's from Lisa, Mr. Brown.
00:16:42Miss.
00:16:43My talent being recognized at the worst possible time.
00:16:47Fuck my life.
00:16:49Miss, why are you looking away?
00:16:52Should I just pass out on the spot?
00:16:54Boss!
00:16:55Got those documents to be asking about?
00:16:57You're the man, Sammy.
00:17:00When will this freaking meeting end?
00:17:03Okay.
00:17:05Alright, guys. Meeting adjourned. Thank you.
00:17:08Hang on one second.
00:17:23What was she wearing that night?
00:17:25Kind of hard to forget.
00:17:27Leopard print.
00:17:28Gold shoes.
00:17:30Black fishnets.
00:17:32Bold, Sammy.
00:17:41Where have I seen that guy before?
00:17:47Uh, miss?
00:17:48You getting in or not?
00:17:50Yeah.
00:17:51Fuck!
00:17:52That has to be Alex's assistant, Sam.
00:17:57Hi.
00:17:58Hey, girl.
00:17:59I can't do this anymore.
00:18:00My cover's blown.
00:18:02Hi, what's going on?
00:18:04What if I just tell him?
00:18:05It's better to confess than being exposed.
00:18:08There might be room for maneuver.
00:18:10That was crazy as fuck. What's wrong with losing it?
00:18:13Yeah, what's his deal?
00:18:14I don't know.
00:18:17You shameless bitch!
00:18:19You fucking liar!
00:18:21Get the fuck out of my office!
00:18:24Let's do this another time.
00:18:32Not him again.
00:18:37Excuse me.
00:18:39You coming in?
00:18:50He smells good.
00:18:53Why is my heart beating so fast?
00:19:02Ah!
00:19:06The power will come back on.
00:19:10Ah!
00:19:16Oh, God.
00:19:25Oh, God.
00:19:32Ah!
00:19:58Are you okay?
00:20:02Does he have claustrophobia?
00:20:05Hey, hey.
00:20:06Open the door, okay?
00:20:08Don't be afraid.
00:20:13Are you okay?
00:20:14Okay?
00:20:16Alex, are you okay?
00:20:17You okay?
00:20:18Where's Mommy and Daddy?
00:20:21Your parents have been in a very serious accident, son.
00:20:25Serious accident, son.
00:20:26Accident, son.
00:20:30Hey, hey.
00:20:31Hey, hey.
00:20:32Are you okay?
00:20:33Don't come near me.
00:20:35Stay back.
00:20:36He's not getting better.
00:20:38Does he have PTSD?
00:20:39Hey!
00:20:40Get away from me!
00:20:41Get away from me!
00:20:42Hey!
00:20:43No!
00:20:44Calm down.
00:20:45You're going to hurt yourself.
00:20:46Alex, stop that.
00:20:47You're going to hurt yourself.
00:20:48Stop.
00:20:49Ow!
00:20:51What are you going to do?
00:20:52Give me rabies?
00:20:57Your voice sounds familiar.
00:21:01No.
00:21:02I work for the janitor.
00:21:04Janitor?
00:21:06You should come closer.
00:21:08No, I've got to go.
00:21:12Hey, wait.
00:21:13I just...
00:21:14I want to say thank you.
00:21:31Sammy.
00:21:32Boss, I got some news for you.
00:21:33The girl you went on a date with was not Elsa Smith.
00:21:36It was Lisa from the design team.
00:21:49Daring to threaten Lisa?
00:21:51Oh, you are so dead.
00:22:01Here you go.
00:22:02Oh, let me get this for you.
00:22:03Thanks.
00:22:05This is my favorite tea.
00:22:07Is there anything else I can help you with?
00:22:09Hey!
00:22:10Hey!
00:22:21This isn't the girl from Alex's date.
00:22:24She's way too pretty.
00:22:25And her hair is red.
00:22:28Are you Elsa Smith?
00:22:29Uh-huh.
00:22:31What are you doing here?
00:22:34I'm sorry, what?
00:22:35Oh, I know exactly who you are.
00:22:36And if I find out that you're trying to mess this whole thing up with Lisa,
00:22:40oh, you are so dead.
00:22:52Isn't it so pretty?
00:22:53Miss, why are you looking away?
00:22:56You didn't make me cry.
00:22:58You're not worth my tears.
00:22:59Lisa Davis.
00:23:02It was you all along.
00:23:08It was you all along.
00:23:16Hello?
00:23:17Alex.
00:23:18I want you to clear your schedule.
00:23:20You're going to drive me to see an old army buddy.
00:23:22No time.
00:23:23I have a date.
00:23:25A date?
00:23:26A date is more important than me?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30A date.
00:23:32Date?
00:23:33Date.
00:23:35Yeah.
00:23:37Okay.
00:23:38Alright.
00:23:39Uh, listen.
00:23:40I'll take care of myself.
00:23:41You go do that because you are getting married.
00:23:44And I want a full report of how it goes.
00:23:48You got it.
00:23:49Bye.
00:23:50Bye.
00:23:58Alex is definitely a lone wolf.
00:24:00Like, he doesn't ask his family for anything.
00:24:02You know, I actually heard the craziest story.
00:24:04That he was kidnapped by our ex-CEO, Mr. Gray.
00:24:09No way.
00:24:10But it gets even crazier because he took out his own kidnappers.
00:24:13And then he got rid of everybody in the company that was related to Mr. Gray.
00:24:17And I don't mean just fired.
00:24:20I know that.
00:24:21He's cruel, but brave.
00:24:23I mean, a little hot, but still cruel.
00:24:27I know.
00:24:28Do you even remember Steve from HR?
00:24:29Who's that?
00:24:30I know.
00:24:31Me either.
00:24:32One day he was here, the next, poof.
00:24:34He's gone.
00:24:35He's dead.
00:24:36It's the power of Alex, you know?
00:24:38I just wonder how many bodies are going to be there.
00:24:44Don't come near me.
00:24:45No!
00:24:46No!
00:24:47Now that I know his little secret, am I also going to be one of those dead bodies?
00:24:59I have a proposal for you, Miss Elsa.
00:25:01I thought I made myself pretty clear that I don't want anything to do with you.
00:25:05Hear me out.
00:25:06I just want you to act out the rest of the show for the sake of my grandpa.
00:25:09And for your time, I'll pay you $50,000.
00:25:1350K?!
00:25:17Sorry to disappoint, but I'm still not interested.
00:25:21My daddy is the governor of Washington, for God's sake.
00:25:23I didn't exactly grow up on a meal stipend.
00:25:28Shit!
00:25:29How can I retract that?
00:25:33What does she mean by this?
00:25:35If a woman rejects you, but she sends a heart emoji...
00:25:39If a woman rejects you, but she sends a heart emoji...
00:25:43We need a little more context, boss.
00:25:45Who are we talking about?
00:25:46It's just for a friend.
00:25:50That doesn't mean shit.
00:25:51They call it a little butt press?
00:25:53A little butt play, maybe?
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:56Why don't I go make a few phone calls and figure it out?
00:25:58How about that?
00:25:59Yeah, alright.
00:26:03I'm a patient.
00:26:04I'm a patient.
00:26:05I'm a patient.
00:26:06I'm a patient.
00:26:08I'm a patient man, Lisa Davis.
00:26:12But you'll fall into my trap.
00:26:19Shit!
00:26:21Goddammit!
00:26:33You vows for it!
00:26:34You gotta pay it back!
00:26:36Shit!
00:26:37Alex, not now.
00:26:38Where can I hide from both of them?
00:26:55Who are you?
00:26:56Who are you?
00:26:57Consider this a warning.
00:26:58Don't come near her again.
00:26:59That bitch!
00:27:00I mean, that lady owes me money.
00:27:03How much?
00:27:04150k plus interest.
00:27:07Yes!
00:27:12150?
00:27:16Yes, sir.
00:27:23I'll raise my compensation to 150k, Miss Elsa.
00:27:26Please reconsider my offer.
00:27:28Three dates, 150k.
00:27:30Nothing other than coffee chats or dinner.
00:27:32However, if you break our contract, you will have to pay me back double.
00:27:37This is perfect.
00:27:39It's the exact amount I need.
00:27:44The economy is not doing too hot in Washington these days.
00:27:47Contract is signed.
00:27:48Looking forward to it.
00:27:49Me too.
00:27:52Game on.
00:27:54Time to pay up after jerking me around.
00:27:5820 miles?
00:28:00I'm not available right now.
00:28:07Fine, give me a minute.
00:28:12Hey.
00:28:13Why did you need me?
00:28:16So here's the thing.
00:28:18We both know each other pretty well, yeah?
00:28:21But...
00:28:22There's still some loose ends we have to tie up.
00:28:25What do you want to know?
00:28:31You said you worked at a family firm.
00:28:34Mm-hmm.
00:28:37Well, what exactly do you guys specialize in?
00:28:43Um...
00:28:45Well, we specialize in feminine products.
00:28:51You wouldn't understand.
00:28:59Calabri.
00:29:01Okay.
00:29:03Um...
00:29:04Everything I'm wearing right now is from my brand.
00:29:07Keep on lying.
00:29:10Why am I here, Alex?
00:29:11You could have called me about this.
00:29:13I guess it's a big waste of our time, huh?
00:29:16I'll see you around.
00:29:22Did you have 20 miles for this?
00:29:28Hey.
00:29:29Where the hell are you, girl?
00:29:30Mr. Proud just scheduled a meeting and it's happening in like 20 minutes.
00:29:33You better be back before then.
00:29:35What?
00:29:42If I go in there now, he's going to recognize me.
00:29:48Sammy.
00:29:49So, we think it would be a good idea with the flu going around
00:29:52if everybody wore masks during the staff meetings.
00:29:56So if you feel a little tickle in your throat,
00:29:59get a little sicky,
00:30:00pop on a mask.
00:30:01Protect your friends.
00:30:02Thank God for the flu.
00:30:07Where have you been?
00:30:08Why are you so late?
00:30:09Mr. Proud's been waiting for you.
00:30:11What? What are you talking about?
00:30:12Why does he hear where I am?
00:30:14I don't know.
00:30:15Um, Lisa's here, Mr. Brown.
00:30:17So guys, I have very exciting news.
00:30:20Lisa from the design team has made it to the finals of the competition.
00:30:24What?
00:30:25Yay!
00:30:27Now, wait a minute.
00:30:28I have even better news.
00:30:31This is the first competition since I took office,
00:30:34so I'll be involved every step of the way,
00:30:36which means Lisa, you and I will be going to the business meeting together
00:30:39down at the factory to pick out the fabrics.
00:30:47How could I get through an entire day and night with him?
00:30:56Sammy.
00:30:58Listen, Tompkins is pressing again,
00:31:00and with the bill going through in a couple days,
00:31:02this is just, uh,
00:31:03it's not looking good for us, man.
00:31:05Tompkins? Sammy,
00:31:06who the hell is Tompkins?
00:31:08Tompkins Wyatt, man.
00:31:10The senator?
00:31:11The guy who's trying to get us kicked out of Washington?
00:31:13What's going on with you right now, buddy?
00:31:15Oh, the senator.
00:31:16Sammy, don't worry.
00:31:17Look, I have my ways.
00:31:19Yeah, that's cute, buddy,
00:31:20but listen, I don't think you do
00:31:21because you just forgot what the senator's name was,
00:31:23so listen,
00:31:24I think it'd be best if you just got back.
00:31:28Hello?
00:31:29Hi? Hello?
00:31:32I need you to check on the measurements of this one.
00:31:34Sure.
00:31:58What the fuck?
00:32:18You alright?
00:32:25Crap.
00:32:26Is he actually going to do that?
00:32:27Alex, Alex, Alex! Wake up! Fuck, I shouldn't have tried to get that folder. Alex, c'mon,
00:32:47wake up! Wake up! Help! Somebody help me! Alex, wake up! Wake up! There's something
00:32:56I need to tell you, okay? Please, please wake up. Well, what is it exactly? Hey, ow, that
00:33:10hurt even more! I'm outta here. You're just gonna leave me here with my ankle still hurting?
00:33:15Wake up. Hey, ow, ow, ow! Gio, I'm sorry. For what? For everything.
00:33:45I have to confess something to you. I was at the elevator when you passed out. When
00:34:05I was 18, I stole my dad's car and got into this bad car crash and could never drive again.
00:34:11But now I'm driving your car right now, so. What I'm trying to say is, you can overcome
00:34:19your fears, so. Stop, stop. I'm just trying to help you. I know, I know, but hey, look,
00:34:27it's nothing. Thank you. Are you okay? You can overcome your fears. Stop, stop me. I'm
00:34:49just trying to... It's nothing. How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy? How do I apologize
00:35:02to a girl, Sammy? I mean, what do I have to do to make her forgive me? Well, I don't know
00:35:08from personal experience, boss, but from what I've heard is you find out their preference
00:35:12and you strike with precision. How do I know what she likes? Oh, that's easy. All of our
00:35:19employees fill out a little questionnaire on their first day. It's got their interests,
00:35:22hobbies, you know, stuff they like to do, things like that. Sammy, how do you know she's
00:35:27our employee? Did I say our? I think what I said was, uh, are you, you're looking thirsty.
00:35:35Are you ready for that next cup of hot coffee? Coffee, Sammy, hot coffee. I got it, boss.
00:35:41Or you're not hot yet, but you will be when I get that coffee. Next day is Saturday afternoon,
00:35:51Elsa. Maybe he's a little kooky on the head, but somehow he's like a magnet that always
00:36:01pulls me closer. Did you hear the Senator is going to pass that bill and drive us out
00:36:10of this state? Oh, I heard, but don't worry. I have it on very good authority. The governor's
00:36:16daughter and Alex are dating. So with that layer of protection from the governor, no
00:36:21one's going to touch us. Money and looks. Who's going to reject that? Wish I was the
00:36:26governor's daughter. Hello, lovely. How are you? I'm good. Here's your gift. Oh my God.
00:36:52How did you know I love donations? Oh, Jesus. Stop wiggling. Would you stop wiggling? What
00:37:02is poking me? Welcome to the kitchen. Make yourself comfortable. I'll get started on
00:37:14dinner. My favorite thing to do, cooking and eating with someone I like. Your hair looks
00:37:24different. Same style. A little different. Decided to go brown. It looks lovely in the dress.
00:37:32It looks great on you. All of it. Smashing. How did I get so lucky?
00:38:02For you, my love. Ow. Oh yeah. Bon Appetit. Knife to the face. Knife to the face. Knife
00:38:26to the face. Hey, I made you dinner. Oh, okay. Thank you. Can you put it in my mouth? Yeah.
00:38:30What do you want me to do? Fork, fork, fork, fork. Yes, yes. It's a dungeon, babe. It's a dungeon,
00:38:34babe. Was that marinated in salt? That was fucking disgusting, babe. I tried it. It wasn't that bad.
00:38:45Oh, it wasn't that bad? You tried it? Well, order takeout like I said.
00:38:50Go.
00:39:02Mm. Any comments? It's perfect. You know, when I was growing up, my parents always ordered
00:39:20takeout. They were so busy. I don't think I've ever had a home cooked meal. So,
00:39:27cooking like this is really special. Maybe I could be a personal chef.
00:39:37Wait here. Because let me tell you.
00:39:47Wow. One month meet-a-versary. You know, it just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:40:06I'm not Elsa. I don't deserve any of this. My Cinderella story is over,
00:40:12and I should return where I belong. I have to go. I'm sorry.
00:40:22Everything he did tonight was for Elsa. I can't pretend to be Elsa anymore.
00:40:26David?
00:40:44Boss. Look, not now. Well, there's something. I'm not in the mood, Sammy.
00:40:51Okay. It's just about Lisa's ex-boyfriend, David. What? What about him?
00:41:01Exactly. That's what I thought you were going to say. So, I looked more into Lisa's
00:41:05dead, and it turns out that the whole cause of it is this guy, David. Yeah,
00:41:10she didn't even spend a dime of the money, and then he just squirts her off to the road like
00:41:15a little rat. What a fucking loser. I do think that girls do like losers, though.
00:41:28I mean, she's been paying his debt up until just now, which makes me think that, I mean,
00:41:32she's probably still kind of likes him. Sam, please. That is such shit. I'm sorry. I had
00:41:39to tell you, though, you know. Don't apologize. At least now you know I'm not dating the governor's
00:41:44daughter. But if we still want that bill to disappear into thin air, we have to see him
00:41:51immediately. I'm going to get you to the governor. You're sure? I'm sure, boss.
00:42:03See you later, Lisa. Bye, bud. Bye.
00:42:08Look, would I have Lisa? I know you're giving me a chance to apologize. Are you serious, David?
00:42:14Yes, I'm serious. Make a hint, David, come on. A hint? Yeah. You got any shit in me? Really?
00:42:21Really? Really? Okay. You're going back with the recs that fast?
00:42:29Bullshit. You still owe me a date. I need you to meet me right now. Who are you hiding from?
00:42:35Did you see somebody? Sorry, not available right now. Be here in 10 minutes or pay double.
00:42:45Sue me.
00:42:48Who are you talking to? None of your business. Shut up!
00:42:55So I might have got you something. Oh. Let me see.
00:43:07Who did you steal this from? I didn't have to steal it from anybody.
00:43:11I won the lottery, that's all. Okay? Yeah, right. Okay.
00:43:20What are you doing? Look, I'm rich now. Like, I can pay off all the debts that I owe you
00:43:26and we can go back to living our happy lives just like we were meant to.
00:43:30Lisa, would you marry me, Lisa? Will you marry me?
00:43:36Will you marry me?
00:43:49Delicious. Is this about that guy earlier? No, it's not about the guy earlier, David.
00:43:55You can't just come waltzing back into my life and think it's going to work out. It's not.
00:43:59This is me making it up to you now, okay? I can pay you back tenfold,
00:44:05all right? A hundredfold if that's what you want. Come on! You know what, David? I used to think you
00:44:09were kind of okay. Maybe nice. You're just a piece of shit. Excuse me. Stay away from me.
00:44:22There are some interesting people here today. I don't think they're that bad.
00:44:29So, I heard David's back. Yeah, and I am definitely over him. Alex is the new problem.
00:44:39What did he do now? I think I might be in love with him.
00:44:47But he's in love with Elsa Smith. What's the difference? It's still you. No, Elsa is a princess.
00:44:55Lisa is a nobody. Listen, if you need more money or nice clothes to make you feel like a princess,
00:45:02you know I got you. I don't think money is going to solve this issue.
00:45:05Well, you know what? You look gorgeous and I don't think you need any help. Come on,
00:45:10let's take some photos. Fine, fine, fine. Okay, okay.
00:45:25So cute. I really like him. I don't think he likes me. He loves you. He loves you.
00:45:46I don't think he likes me. No, he loves you.
00:45:49Don't you think he likes me? Yeah, there I am.
00:45:52Yeah, you look like a thirsty little slut. Who are you?
00:45:56I'm taking you with me tonight, whether you like it or not. Absolutely not.
00:46:00Jesus. What the heck is going on? Bitch! Hey! Come on, let's go.
00:46:07Help! Help! What are you doing here? Wait, I need you to play this one.
00:46:11Oh, these guys. Oh, it's a fucking garbage pill, kids. Look at that.
00:46:15Get the fuck out of here, unless you want a fucking knife, you coward. Baby,
00:46:18I'm going to get the police, all right? You fucking asshole.
00:46:45Oh, Alex, he's so annoying. Oh my God, he made me run 20 fucking miles. Also,
00:47:02I'm pretty sure his faint was fake. So you're so annoying. I think about you all the time.
00:47:10Do you really think about me all the time?
00:47:21What? Dreaming? Just drinking a little bit.
00:47:28There's something I need to tell you, Alex. I'm not actually Elsa. I'm Lisa.
00:47:34I know.
00:47:43I saw. Okay, stay right there. Hey, Sam? Yeah. Serious question. Yeah, yeah. Do you like me?
00:48:09What? Do you like me?
00:48:14What do you mean? I just really need you to tell me
00:48:16if you like me, because I just. I just kind of.
00:48:19She, uh. She confessed to me for the first time. She stole my first kiss.
00:48:43She confessed to me for the first time. She stole my first kiss.
00:48:53I confess. What are you talking about? She confessed to me the other night.
00:49:00She told me exactly what she was thinking. Go ahead and get your hopes up, boss.
00:49:05You know, we still got the ex-boyfriend, David, in the picture.
00:49:09Who's David? Oh, you're joking, funny.
00:49:13How are you? Any update with the governor's schedule?
00:49:20It's good. I'm going to put that on your agenda
00:49:24very soon. Just not right now. Sammy, right now.
00:49:29I'm not actually Elsa. I confessed to Alex last night, Elsa.
00:49:39I mean, you were going to do that sooner or later, so that's good.
00:49:42I also said something I probably shouldn't have. Oh, same here. I did something I really
00:49:48shouldn't have done to Sam. We shouldn't have gotten wasted.
00:49:52Yeah, you're right. Today really does suck. We should not have gotten wasted.
00:49:56I did some stupid stuff. So, see you at the bar tonight?
00:50:02I'll see you at lunch. Yeah, bye.
00:50:07You still owe me a date. Meet me at the restaurant after work.
00:50:12The contract says Elsa Smith. That has nothing to do with me.
00:50:16You're in too deep. You can't back out now.
00:50:19You can't back out now. Isn't that insane? Like, I literally...
00:50:41Your dress is lovely. Just a quick question. How in the world did you get so beautiful?
00:50:47This place is lovely. Yeah, seriously.
00:50:51Thank you. Thank you.
00:50:52And we'll have our two glasses of Malbec and some more marinara. Thank you.
00:50:56How did you know Malbec's my favorite? Lisa, listen.
00:50:59Your introduction the first day at the office was, I mean, exceptional.
00:51:07Your introduction the first day at the office was, I mean, exceptional. Do you recall?
00:51:12I mean, I've never seen anybody in all my time give detail like that.
00:51:16I was impressed. That's how you knew I liked Dalmatians.
00:51:20Thank you so much.
00:51:24Cheers. Cheers.
00:51:31What is it? Get under the table now.
00:51:34The table? Get under the table.
00:51:35Get under.
00:51:42They're literally insane. They can't even make a coffee.
00:51:44Oh my god, Lisa! Hi! My goodness. Are you waiting on somebody?
00:51:53No, I'm just eating alone.
00:51:55Oh my god. Wow.
00:51:57Will you go grab Greg and tell him that Annie's here, okay? You can start right away.
00:52:01I'll be right with you guys, okay?
00:52:02It's so good to see you.
00:52:04Oh my gosh, I love the dress.
00:52:07Yeah, you've got tons of food here. Do you mind if I have a bite? I just, I can feel my blood sugar.
00:52:13I don't think you're going to finish all this, right?
00:52:15I know.
00:52:15I didn't have lunch.
00:52:16Please, eat it all.
00:52:17Thank you. You lost this weight. You must have had a week, huh?
00:52:21Long day, long day.
00:52:27So, I've been meaning to ask you, okay? You've been acting a little bit funky ever since you
00:52:30got back from that business trip with Alex. Are you going to tell me a little bit about
00:52:34ever since you got back from that business trip with Alex? Are you going to tell me what's up?
00:52:39Is he making you work overtime?
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:42God.
00:52:42God, I knew it.
00:52:43Really?
00:52:44Oh god, I mean, you said he was a little bit cuckoo and I didn't quite believe ya.
00:52:49But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:52:54You said he was a little bit cuckoo and I didn't quite believe ya.
00:52:57Seriously, Lisa?
00:52:58But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:53:00Did I say that?
00:53:01You don't remember?
00:53:03You said he was petty and self-obsessed and there was no way he was ever going to get a girlfriend.
00:53:08Stop, stop, stop.
00:53:10Um, my purse.
00:53:11Oh, let me get it.
00:53:16There you go.
00:53:17Thanks.
00:53:18Well, this was delicious, thank you.
00:53:21Oop, yep, they're seating us.
00:53:22All right, see you later. Thank you for this.
00:53:32Everyone, I have an amazing announcement to make.
00:53:42Come on over.
00:53:44Now, we need to congratulate Lisa because she won first place in the Paris International
00:53:50Designers Award.
00:53:53Congratulations.
00:53:55You totally knocked it out of the park and I would love to see them try and-
00:53:58My life has surely changed since I met Alex.
00:54:00Good job, girl.
00:54:01Lisa, I'm done playing hide-and-go-seek.
00:54:10I'd like to officially ask you, would you be my girlfriend?
00:54:16Are you sure about that, Alex?
00:54:20If you accept my humble request.
00:54:23I think you still owe me something.
00:54:25What do I owe you?
00:54:26Yeah!
00:54:41Sam, I feel like I really screwed this one up.
00:54:47I feel like he's never going to talk to me again.
00:54:50What am I doing wrong?
00:54:56Sam.
00:55:07You're not trying to hide from me, are you?
00:55:09No.
00:55:11Good.
00:55:23It's been an hour since we've had lunch.
00:55:25Why hasn't she texted?
00:55:27Or is her phone broken?
00:55:28Boss, just relax, all right?
00:55:30She's going to give you a call.
00:55:31Jesus.
00:55:33I do have some good news, though.
00:55:35The governor was so happy with you after the meeting that he is completely convinced that
00:55:40B&G is going to play a pivotal role in Washington's industrial development.
00:55:46Especially after he saw Lisa's award-winning designs.
00:55:48He was just very impressed.
00:55:51Just as I suspected, he's rejected the bill.
00:55:56Mm-hmm.
00:55:57Mr. Gray is officially out of the picture.
00:56:01Well, I guess we have Lisa to thank.
00:56:04Yeah.
00:56:06And maybe it's a good gesture to bring Lisa out to dinner.
00:56:14Well, I would like to welcome Lisa into our home.
00:56:19And the shiitake mushrooms were flown in especially from Japan for our special guest.
00:56:26Lisa, welcome to our home.
00:56:30Forgive me.
00:56:30I just have to say we've been talking about marriage.
00:56:35What's it going to be?
00:56:37Um, well, I think we were thinking of waiting.
00:56:40No, I think we're, uh, I think we're actually ready.
00:56:44No, honey, you're thinking of waiting.
00:56:48No, I, uh, I think I'm ready at least.
00:56:51Which is it going to be?
00:56:56I have something very important to talk to you about with Alex, Lisa.
00:57:04Alex suffered a severe trauma as a child and he developed PTSD and claustrophobia as a result.
00:57:14I won't spare you any of the details.
00:57:16He was six years old and his parents were out shopping and Alex decided
00:57:21to play hide and seek to make them find him when they returned.
00:57:26And he waited and waited and waited.
00:57:30The most horrible of fates happened.
00:57:33They died in a car accident.
00:57:39They died in a car accident.
00:57:48You can overcome your fears.
00:57:49Stop, stop.
00:57:51And Alex was in that closet the next day when I found him.
00:57:56He had gone into shock and he was dehydrated and we had to rush him to the hospital.
00:58:02When he regained consciousness, I had to explain to him what had happened to his parents.
00:58:08And he never became willing to talk about his feelings.
00:58:12I'm afraid that at some point in time in the future, he may exhibit these symptoms again.
00:58:18I hope that you could cope with that if it were to happen.
00:58:23Yes, Mr. Brown.
00:58:25I will always take care of him.
00:58:30Hey, I couldn't sleep.
00:58:32I'm outside.
00:58:33Can you meet me?
00:58:35Coming.
00:58:42Fuck, let go of me.
00:58:44What the hell?
00:58:48Fuck.
00:58:56Hey, let her go.
00:58:58I'll give you anything you want.
00:59:01Let's go.
00:59:19Where's my mommy and daddy?
00:59:31Did they forget about me?
00:59:33Please, Cooper.
00:59:34Hey, bud.
00:59:36Oh, Alex, come on, buddy.
00:59:38Don't be afraid.
00:59:39Look, you have to conquer your fear.
00:59:42Lisa's your true love, my friend.
00:59:44You can overcome your fears.
00:59:46With her, you no longer feel afraid or desperate or in solitude.
00:59:51So get out there, buddy.
00:59:53Come on, buddy.
00:59:55Go.
00:59:56She needs you.
01:00:04Shut the fuck up or I'll fucking kill you.
01:00:08This fucking guy made it in here.
01:00:09Motherfucker.
01:00:15Hey, you got hit.
01:00:28Are you OK?
01:00:41Are you OK?
01:00:42I'm OK.
01:00:46I'm OK.
01:00:54My love.
01:00:55Hello, Mr. Brown.
01:00:57Do me a favor.
01:00:59No overtime tonight.
01:01:00We have new products going out in 10 days.
01:01:03I have to look over the specs.
01:01:04Oh, my love, my love.
01:01:05I haven't seen you at home in 10 days.
01:01:07Always getting out.
01:01:09We're in the office.
01:01:10Yeah, but no person or place could ever
01:01:13diminish the intensity of my love I have for you.
01:01:18Yes, we're going home.
01:01:21Yeah, that's cute.