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00:00This is straight out of a disaster movie.
00:28How did Cammie manage to wreak this much havoc?
00:32Does she just absorb the ultimate dose of the pheromone?
00:36Great, we turbocharged her.
00:39And unleashed all of her worst instincts.
00:45Oh, Cammie, it's us, your buds.
00:48Why are you brandishing your chucks? Don't taunt the angry chameleon.
00:53I'm waving. This is waving.
00:55We do need a way to lure her out of hiding.
01:01Let's think. What do chameleons like to eat?
01:05Grasshoppers, crickets, geckos.
01:08Wait, what was that last one?
01:13So, what do I do, exactly?
01:18Just lie still.
01:21But not too still. Chameleons prefer a hot meal.
01:24We don't want Cammie to think Mondo is dead.
01:27Um...
01:30Now go on out there and look appetizing.
01:34I'm just, uh, I'm just working up to it.
01:40Okay, here I go.
01:51Now we wait.
01:54He does look pretty scared. I feel bad for the guy.
02:12Run, Mondo!
02:14This is why I'm a pacifist!
02:20Cammie, over here!
02:21It's me, Leo!
02:25There is no Cammie. There is only Turbo Cammie.
02:32She does not look happy that her dinner turned out to be takeout.
02:41Poof.
02:44Now what?
02:47I don't know, but we can't let her get away. Fan out!
02:55Let's save Cammie, guys!
02:57You sure we can do it?
02:58She looks strong.
03:00We can do anything.
03:01We can if we stick together.
03:03I just hope she doesn't have a final form.
03:08Look, she's leaving claw prints in the pheromone puddle.
03:10Okay, that's something.
03:12Let's follow her tracks and start swinging.
03:24Yeah!
03:30Yeah!
03:34Yeah!
03:38Yeah!
03:41Yeah!
03:54Yeah!
03:59Yo, we're not ready for our sandwiches.
04:01We ate a hearty breakfast.
04:03I can't watch you turtles fumble in the dark any longer.
04:06I want you to see how I see with my ears!
04:24Echolocation!
04:26Sick.
04:26Thanks for the air support, Wingnut.
04:28Anytime!
04:29Now it's time to ground and pound.
04:54Yes!
05:24Hey!
05:54What the heck?
06:16I think we're witnessing a spontaneous evolution.
06:20You mean like five spectrums?
06:22Way faster than most guys.
06:24She's adapting to her environment, aka punk, in real time.
06:28Playing hide-and-seek didn't work out, so she evolved armored scales?
06:32The thing is going full-on tank mode.
06:34Adjust my style.
06:35Let's do this.
06:39It feels like she's just shrugging off our attack.
06:41We're throwing her down for sure, but just making sure it lasts us.
06:51Come on, take it easy.
07:07Special delivery.
07:08Ray!
07:08You brought us pizza.
07:10You keep plugging away at Cammy and I'll keep you fueled up.
07:13These pies ought to keep us in the game long enough to pierce Cammy's armor.
07:16I want to play, Ray.
07:18Ray, please!
07:25It hurts!
07:29Come on, take it easy.
07:34Delivery complete.
07:47Yummy!
07:48It hurts!
08:18Come on, take it easy.
08:48It hurts!
09:18Delivery complete.
09:27Yummy!
09:48That's a long way down.
10:07Anyone see a splash?
10:09Would we even from this high up?
10:13Hold my side.
10:15What?
10:15Dude, no way!
10:18I'm a good swimmer.
10:19Been training since August.
10:23That's irrelevant.
10:24You hit the water from this altitude, it'll feel like concrete.
10:27Let's not be lemmings.
10:31It's up to the boss, man.
10:33I'm willing.
10:34Leo!
10:37I lost a friend today.
10:39I'm not losing a brother.
10:43I can't believe she's gone.
10:45If this is the end for Cammy, it came because she was trying to protect her fellow mutants.
10:50She's an example to all of us.
10:53Let's go home.
10:58That was cool, wasn't it?
11:16We made it, people!
11:21Newbie Madness is officially in the rearview!
11:24Thanks again to Leo, Graf, Donnie, and Mikey!
11:27Remember Cammy, the chameleon who drove the Rejects to cause all that trouble in the first place?
11:32The Karate Turtles made her see the error of her ways,
11:36and together, they destroyed the TCRI Blacksite factory that was mass-producing her pheromone!
11:43Unfortunately, during the final battle, Cammy fell into the East River.
11:47The city sent a dive team, but she was nowhere to be found.
11:51With the pheromone gone, the city mutants are back to being, well, New Yorkers!
11:56And they're doing all sorts of amazing things!
11:59Like these bumblebee mutants who opened a native flower garden on a rooftop in Brooklyn!
12:05Or these trash crab mutants who started a compost program in underserved neighborhoods!
12:10Or these hippo mutants who launched a wrestling-themed avant-garde dance collective!
12:17Now that all curfews across the city are permanently lifted,
12:20go check out these innovative entrepreneurs and emerging artists!
12:24And on a personal note, I want to thank you guys for helping me cross 20,000 subs!
12:30It was a scary couple months in the city, but being able to connect with you all got me through it!
12:35Stay subbed as I cover something completely tame!
12:39Like, I don't know, a mutant hot dog eating competition?
12:42Is that a thing?
12:43If not, it should be!
12:44Peace!
12:56So, what do you think of the-
12:57I've only got one note.
12:59We're technically not karate turtles.
13:01Splinter trained us with ninjutsu videos.
13:04So what are you saying?
13:05That you're actually ninja turtles?
13:07Sounds kinda cool, right?
13:09If you're eight.
13:11Well, it sounds cool to me, and I'm a teenager!
13:13Shut up.
13:15Teenage ninja turtles?
13:17Heck, so long as we're tossing word salad, why not teenage mutant ninja turtles?
13:23Should we try to work pizza in there somehow?
13:26Leonardo, teenage mutant ninja turtles is way too long for a hashtag.
13:29Besides, hashtag karate turtles is totally trending.
13:33Leave the branding to me, okay friend?
13:35Friend?
13:36Oh, I'm sorry, ninja!
13:39Okay, quit it.
13:41TORNADO STRIKE!
13:42That's not how you do a tornado strike.
13:46Hey, is all this ninja action giving you a craving for bacon, egg, and cheese?
13:51It's breakfast somewhere in the world.
13:54You're always game, Leo.
13:55That's my second favorite thing about you.
13:58Second?
13:59What's your first?
14:01Come on, I'll tell you at the bodega.
14:09Thanks again for helping me schlep all this cookware back to Queens.
14:22Mommy finally noticed there were three dozen fermentation buckets missing from inventory.
14:26Needing to set up a lab in 24 hours is the literal definition of being in a pickle.
14:30I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
14:32We're happy to carry boxes, Sai.
14:34It's actually refreshing to have a job that involves zero ninjutsu.
14:38Well, that's odd.
14:39Did I forget to lock up last night?
14:43Toby?
14:45What the?
14:46Oh, it's you guys.
14:48I thought I was the only one in the building.
14:50What are you doing?
14:51Oh, I'm just taking some pictures for social media.
14:55Of my lab notes?
14:57I need to tout our achievement, Sai, to secure funding for future breakthroughs.
15:02All right.
15:03I guess I would have taken more care with my penmanship if I knew it was to be on the website.
15:07It's perfect just the way it is.
15:09So are the coffee stains.
15:10It reads mad genius.
15:13Hey, what happened to the molecule that was sketched out on the whiteboard?
15:16Yeah, the key ingredient of the deadly omega pheromone?
15:19I don't know.
15:19Cleaner came through this morning.
15:21Does everyone have a key card to this lab, then?
15:24Tenant, Super, Landlord.
15:28Right.
15:29Well, I guess we'll let you finish your photo shoot.
15:32I got what I needed.
15:33Okay, then.
15:35Don't forget to lock up.
15:37Not sure the point, but sure.
15:41Dudes.
15:42That was an 11 on the sus scale.
15:45Should I talk to a lawyer or something?
15:47Toby literally just photocopied my research.
15:51He technically owns your research?
15:54It was in the contract, then?
15:56Yeah, dude.
15:57I'm sorry.
15:58I didn't know what else to do.
15:59We needed to get you a new lab, stat.
16:02But hey, it all worked out, right?
16:04True.
16:05This space is what enabled Psy to wipe out the pheromone.
16:08I suppose so.
16:10Oh, look at the time.
16:11Dad's making samosas.
16:13And if they aren't consumed within 15 minutes of exiting the fryer,
16:16I'll never hear the end of it.
16:18That sounds like another problem we can help with.
16:20Let's table the Toby discussion.
16:22Everyone grab a box.
16:23Okay, what shall I do today?
17:53Holy...
18:14What is that thing?
18:17It's an IRL mech.
18:21You boys can help me hold my pitch.
18:24Wait, Toby's inside of that thing?
18:27Ask the hard questions, just like real investors.
18:31Okay, um, I guess I'll go first.
18:35How did a C-sweet guy like you learn to drive that thing?
18:39I can control this exoskeleton using only my mind.
18:45See?
18:46How about these fine motor skills?
18:48Is he changing a light bulb?
18:53This is a sun cell you teach!
18:57You ninjas should take a look at yoga.
18:59It's great for flexibility.
19:05This guy's nuts.
19:10Not buying my pitch, then?
19:13Nothing wins over a room of skeptical venture capitalists like a hands-on demo.
19:23Why is your mind always feeling pheromone-y?
19:28This is what makes the mind control possible.
19:30The alpha incarnation of the pheromone has zero effect on people.
19:34But the omega strain you accidentally discovered?
19:37It does affect people, just like with you and me.
19:40It unleashes a new climate of thinking.
19:42Our thoughts become uncluttered without the pheromone's influence.
19:45There's too much noise in our brains when I think about it.
19:48This, father, is the ultimate signal booster!
20:17Hey!
20:18Hey!
20:30It hurts!
20:48Whoa!
21:02That thing flies?
21:04Land, air, and sea.
21:06Those doggy battle motors still invade us.
21:08Prepare to be grounded, fool.
21:09Just like your Ursula Frieda machine.
21:13Hey!
21:14It's not my fault that pigeons weren't a product for the humans.
21:17Power!
21:18Turtle me this.
21:20He's controlling that thing with his brainwaves.
21:22Isn't it tipping or a bad instinct to be optimistic?
21:25I think we're in for a rollercoaster.
21:46No!
21:54Do you even realize how expensive this was to prototype?
21:57We're pulling the plug, Toby, on your funding and your robot.
22:02Technically, that's a Class 6 exoskeleton.
22:06Oh, and Toby, please use whatever brain control you have left to land this blimp
22:11at the nearest police station.
22:12Sure.
22:13I'll just let the nice officers know you imprisoned me in this suit.
22:16And why would we do that?
22:21Because you're using me as a guinea pig.
22:25Testing how effective the mutant-born pheromone is at mind-controlling humans.
22:31That does sound pretty sinister.
22:35Yeah, I know, right?
22:37Now, can you repeat our fake plan once more?
22:40Repeat our fake plan once more.
22:42This time, direct to camera.
22:46What?
22:47What camera?
22:50Hold the mac and say cheese, Toby.
22:54So you were recording everything I just said?
22:57Technically, my friend Maz was.
22:59I texted him when we flew over Bay Ridge to tell us.
23:02Just in case, you know, this.
23:05We've got the smoking gun, Toby.
23:07You and TCRI are going down.
23:11TCRI?
23:13The moment you leak this video, they'll toss my pitch deck into the shredder.
23:17Oh, no!
23:19Anything but...
23:21The shredder!
23:23Let me guess, this shredder is laced with razor-sharp chrome?
23:27Relentlessly chews through its victims like grandma, they bruise the thing.
23:33Oh, I'm shivering in my leg warmers.
23:35Wait, I thought we agreed those are totally necessary ankle sweat guards.
23:42Eh, depends on the weather.
23:45Don't say I didn't warn you.
23:50Well done, everybody!
24:05So, can we open our eyes?
24:19I just, I'm not sure I've totally nailed the perspective.
24:23Doesn't look crooked to me.
24:25Hey, no peeking.
24:27Okay, fine.
24:29You can all open your eyes.
24:33It's a masterpiece, Mondo.
24:35We look like superheroes.
24:37It's like a three-part movie poster for Turtles, the game ends.
24:42Break it down now, and be honest.
24:45How's the light source?
24:47I mean, I can see all of our faces, so...
24:50Good?
24:51Use your aesthetic vocabulary, like I taught you.
24:54It's radiant.
24:56Radiant, all right!
24:58I love that.
24:59Iridescent.
25:01Now we're riffing.
25:02You want upping me on syllables, Donnie?
25:04You must not be very secure in your position as the smart turtle.
25:08So, Mondo, why did you choose us as the subjects?
25:11When the community got control of this building,
25:14they wanted to rededicate it to the original mission.
25:16I couldn't think of a better example of mutant-human collabs
25:19than the friendships you four have fostered.
25:21Aw, thanks, Mondo.
25:23Now let us recess and continue our bodacious banter
25:26over some light hors d'oeuvres.
25:28Yum!
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