Una de las escenas más recordadas de la sitcom
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00:00Here's Santa! Hey, little girl, what would you like for Christmas?
00:06Ooh, you have been a very naughty girl, I see.
00:10Michael, we already have a Santa. Phyllis.
00:13What the hell is going on?
00:16Phyllis? Jim, Phyllis is Santa.
00:19Yeah.
00:19Phyllis.
00:20Yeah, I told her a long time ago she could do it.
00:21Take it back. That is absurd.
00:23No, I can't do that.
00:24No! Jim, come on!
00:25I think she'll do a good job.
00:27It's insane! A woman Santa? Where does it stop?
00:29No! Jim, this may be the last Christmas that we have here.
00:33Doesn't it make you a tiny bit anxious, me not playing Santa?
00:38Come on.
00:39I'm not going to go tell Phyllis that she can't be Santa.
00:41Fine. Then do it anonymously.
00:43Ransom note style. You can...
00:45You know what? I have a bunch of letters cut out of magazines in my desk.
00:49You can use those.
00:50If this were Russia, yeah, sure, everybody would go to one Santa.
00:53And there would be a line around the block.
00:55And once you sat on her lap and she asked you what you wanted,
00:58you would say, probably, freedom.
01:00At which point the KGB would arrest you and send you to Siberia.
01:04It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.
01:06Ho, ho, ho!
01:08Ho, ho, ho!
01:10Why pay more to sit next to old Tranny Claus over there
01:16when you can sit on my lap?
01:18Phyllis is only pretending to be a man.
01:21I'm the real thing.
01:23Sit down on my lap and there will be no doubt.
01:26Okay. No, it's not like penis-wise.
01:29Hello, little boy. What's your name?
01:32Michael, it's me, Kevin.
01:34Phyllis says I'm too big for her lap.
01:36Oh, I am so sorry that Phyllis hates you and hates your body.
01:42But Santa remembers a reindeer that was just a tiny bit different as well.
01:48When can I sit on your lap?
01:50Right now. Come on over here, big boy.
01:53There we go.
01:56Oh, my God.
01:58That's really comfortable.
02:02What was you like for Christmas, little boy?
02:07I don't know.
02:09I didn't know you were going to ask me that.
02:11What did you think was going to happen?
02:13I didn't know.
02:15Nobody's ever let me sit on their lap before.
02:18Say some toys, please.
02:20Can you give me some choices?
02:22Because I really don't want to mess up on this list.
02:24Come on, Kevin.
02:26What about if I tell you the things I don't want?
02:29Okay, get off.
02:33Oh, God.
02:35I didn't even get to tell you what I wanted.
02:37Okay, you know what you get?
02:39You get a thousand helium balloons attached to you
02:41so Santa doesn't have to go through this again.
02:43Awesome.
02:54I love you.
02:56I love you.
02:58I love you.
03:00I love you.
03:02I love you.
03:04I love you.