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00:00:00Oh
00:00:30Oh my god!
00:00:32I'm not looking!
00:00:34Come on Patrick, get up man.
00:00:36Get up dude.
00:00:38He's dead.
00:00:40He's not even moving.
00:00:42How you gonna leave that dude alone?
00:00:44He's out.
00:00:46You need to get up before I go Gallagher on the back of your head.
00:00:50Oh!
00:00:52You're supposed to count down so he gets nervous.
00:00:54Don't just knock the shit out of him again.
00:00:56I told that dude I was gonna get him before I shipped out.
00:00:58Man, where you supposed to go? You said I'm big on.
00:01:00Oh man, I had to drop a load.
00:01:02Man, I bet you're gonna get flushed.
00:01:04I tried twice.
00:01:06I still can't believe you're going to the army.
00:01:08I'm gonna be a bad motherfucker when I get back.
00:01:10I'm gonna cut your ass open,
00:01:12dig around a little bit and drop the knife in you.
00:01:14Man, you better get rid of all that before you get in there.
00:01:16All this?
00:01:18That's 100% sexy!
00:01:20No, for real though.
00:01:22I'm gonna send y'all my address
00:01:24and then y'all can holla at me.
00:01:26I'll see y'all later.
00:01:28Man, what you gonna do about this?
00:01:30I got something for you.
00:01:32Wait, wait a minute.
00:01:38What are you doing?
00:01:40Oh, no!
00:01:42Oh my God!
00:01:56One month later.
00:02:18I love this job.
00:02:20What the hell's the matter with you?
00:02:25Nothing.
00:02:26You gotta talk all the time?
00:02:27Well, normal people don't, but you do.
00:02:35Oops.
00:02:42You know how long it is out here working already?
00:02:45You want to make time go by twice as slow by not talking?
00:02:47I feel like we're being losers or something.
00:02:50We're not doing what we're supposed to be doing.
00:02:52What more do you want to do?
00:02:55I mean, right now, this is where we are.
00:02:58You're taking classes at UAM in the summer.
00:03:01You have this summer job, so I mean...
00:03:03I know, I've got all this.
00:03:05We've got all this, and we're going to what, UAM?
00:03:08Which is pretty much 13th grade.
00:03:10Yeah, but it's a good place to get your basics out of the way,
00:03:12and it only matters where you graduate from.
00:03:17I just feel like I was destined for great things,
00:03:19and I'm not doing anything,
00:03:20and I feel like everyone who is supposed to do something,
00:03:22they get to start young, like Mozart and Newton and Alexander
00:03:26and all of them.
00:03:27Not that I'm trying to compare myself to them.
00:03:29What about Einstein?
00:03:31I mean, he didn't do good in school.
00:03:34He ended up working in a patent office.
00:03:38I mean, and Orville Redenbacher,
00:03:40he didn't discover the whole popcorn thing
00:03:42until he was like 50.
00:03:44Orville Redenbacher?
00:03:46Dude, you know who he is, don't you?
00:03:48No, I'm not saying anything.
00:03:49Orville Redenbacher, that's my new hero.
00:03:51That's my inspiration for now on.
00:03:53Besides, man, I've always felt like our friends
00:03:55were supposed to work together.
00:03:56We're such a tight-knit group of people,
00:03:58and we have the same interests.
00:04:00I mean, I just see us working in the same city,
00:04:03living all in the same community,
00:04:06and design like this really awesome video game or something.
00:04:11Yeah, that'd be cool.
00:04:13Really?
00:04:14Well, just forget about it then.
00:04:16What?
00:04:17What?
00:04:18Well, how about me sharing my vision for our friends
00:04:22and something we can actually do,
00:04:24and you just saying, yeah, that's cool.
00:04:26Yeah, it's cool and everything.
00:04:27I'm just saying, like, think about it.
00:04:28Most of our friends came in ironing their own clothes.
00:04:30How are we going to get them to code a video game?
00:04:32What do you think I'm going to school for right now?
00:04:34Hey, you're going to school,
00:04:35but you're, like, doing, like, that basic website stuff.
00:04:37This is, like, bigger.
00:04:39It's coding.
00:04:41We're coding. It's the same thing.
00:04:43I mean, we have books, Internet.
00:04:45We just need to commit to this and back each other up,
00:04:49and we stick with it.
00:04:52Do you really think we can do this?
00:04:57Shovel shake on it.
00:05:03That's what I'm talking about.
00:05:05Yeah.
00:05:08What the fuck, man?
00:05:09I shot him in the head five fucking times.
00:05:11This is bullshit.
00:05:14Did you hear what I said?
00:05:16About the game?
00:05:18Yeah, that's cool and all.
00:05:20What?
00:05:22I think you're underestimating the work
00:05:24that's going to go into something like that.
00:05:26Yeah, I know, but me and Gavin,
00:05:28we got all the books, we got PDF files,
00:05:30we got tutorials.
00:05:32I know Gavin means well in all that,
00:05:33but you know him as well as I do.
00:05:35He's hot and heavy into one thing, one minute,
00:05:37three weeks later he drops it or something.
00:05:39I know, but I just feel like this time
00:05:40he's more serious about it,
00:05:41because all the stuff we've done for like three...
00:05:43What the fuck?
00:05:44Yeah, Austin, yeah, throw fucking grenades, dude.
00:05:46It's all you can fucking do.
00:05:48You know you can't kill me out in the open, bitch.
00:05:54What's up?
00:05:56What the hell?
00:05:57What are you doing here?
00:05:59Dude, y'all still doing the same shit.
00:06:01Well, I'm sorry about what happened.
00:06:03What are you talking about?
00:06:04About you and Christina breaking up.
00:06:06We didn't break up.
00:06:08Hold on, I'm just assuming
00:06:09this is the first time I've seen you in four months.
00:06:11You got jokes.
00:06:12Tell you what, y'all do something besides this,
00:06:14and I might show up more often.
00:06:16What do you want?
00:06:17It's War in Arkansas.
00:06:18You got that big-ass pool outside,
00:06:20and you're in here playing fucking video games.
00:06:21Okay, we'll go swimming.
00:06:23If Oscar shows up without a shirt on,
00:06:25it's on your conscience, though.
00:06:26That's cool.
00:06:27What the hell, man?
00:06:28What the hell?
00:06:30So where's Fatass?
00:06:31He's over there in a chair.
00:06:33Oh, snap, dude.
00:06:34I forgot that dude was going into the military.
00:06:36I didn't think someone would call me
00:06:37whenever he was leaving.
00:06:39Dude, it was my fault.
00:06:40I forgot you existed.
00:06:42You get a girlfriend.
00:06:43We'll see how you act.
00:06:44Dude, who am I supposed to date?
00:06:45There's nobody here.
00:06:47Every girl over the age of 18
00:06:48is married with three kids,
00:06:50and then all the other girls
00:06:51are going out of the deer can
00:06:52and hook up with everybody in a camouflaged hat.
00:06:54Beggars can't be choosers, dude.
00:06:56I want you to bring Christina over.
00:06:57I want to see all the hypes about it.
00:06:59She says she knows you.
00:07:00She knows me.
00:07:01What's your last name?
00:07:02Zane.
00:07:03Zane?
00:07:04Zane.
00:07:05Must be German.
00:07:06Of course.
00:07:08What the fuck is Oscar doing
00:07:09in the bathroom playing Halo?
00:07:11I don't know.
00:07:12He said he had to play it on his own TV.
00:07:13He's right, man.
00:07:14Hey, so close the fucking door
00:07:15or you'll fuck me up, you cunt.
00:07:17Ugh!
00:07:19Dude, we're not going to win.
00:07:20Calm down.
00:07:21I don't give a shit, man.
00:07:22I can't kill anybody.
00:07:25I don't give a shit, dude.
00:07:26I'd kill myself, I swear to God.
00:07:32You got an open spot if you want to play.
00:07:36Promise I won't be suicidal.
00:07:38You promise?
00:07:40For real?
00:07:48I know there's one of those situations
00:07:49where it's so embarrassing,
00:07:50you want to walk away, but you can't
00:07:52because you're in the situation.
00:07:54So he just kept guessing
00:07:55what our middle name was the entire time.
00:07:57Anytime I tried to talk,
00:07:58he'd just steal my words
00:07:59like some kind of word thief.
00:08:00My words just entered his mouth.
00:08:02You should have known better
00:08:03than to try to pick up girls with him around.
00:08:05Well, I don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:08:08I don't have to worry about that anymore
00:08:09after the other night.
00:08:10What happened?
00:08:11What happened?
00:08:12He got a straw up his ass.
00:08:14What happened?
00:08:15If you're going to remember one night,
00:08:16remember that night, okay?
00:08:18And you were there.
00:08:19You saw this.
00:08:20Man, you should have said that night,
00:08:22not the other night.
00:08:23Oh, that night.
00:08:24Yeah, the night of infamy.
00:08:26So after that night,
00:08:27I don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:08:29What'd she do?
00:08:30She just kept trying to act
00:08:31like everything was normal.
00:08:32You know how fake girls are.
00:08:33Turns out her middle name was Geraldo.
00:08:35Who the fuck names their kid Geraldo
00:08:37for a middle name,
00:08:38if it's a girl?
00:08:39Or a guy.
00:08:40Man, friends are the worst cock blocks of all.
00:08:42You know that.
00:08:43I know, but why?
00:08:44It doesn't make any sense.
00:08:45All right, imagine how jealous people are
00:08:47when you have a woman and they don't.
00:08:49Amplify that by five,
00:08:50and you got your friends.
00:08:52So...
00:08:53Well, he thought he had her
00:08:55in the palm of his hand.
00:08:57Yeah.
00:08:58He's got something else
00:08:59in the palm of his hand now.
00:09:00Yeah.
00:09:01Half the time,
00:09:02they don't even know
00:09:03what they're doing, okay?
00:09:04That's why you gotta get them alone
00:09:05as soon as possible
00:09:06to avoid that stuff.
00:09:07I don't know,
00:09:08but how do you do it
00:09:09without it being awkward?
00:09:10Man, what I would do
00:09:11is just be like,
00:09:12hey, won't you come check out
00:09:13my stamp collection?
00:09:14And then when she walks through the door,
00:09:15I say, yeah,
00:09:16you know,
00:09:17it's just right on the other side of the bed.
00:09:18It fell down between the cracks.
00:09:19I want you to get that for me.
00:09:20What, did they fall for it?
00:09:22Well, have they ever thought
00:09:23like you didn't have a stamp collection?
00:09:24I mean, like, did you actually have one?
00:09:25Yeah, they knew
00:09:26while we were in there.
00:09:27What do you think?
00:09:28She's like, hey,
00:09:29where's your 1932
00:09:30vintage Benjamin Franklin?
00:09:31And then she's all disappointed.
00:09:32No.
00:09:33Before she even realizes
00:09:34we're already making out.
00:09:35I'm glad we went over this.
00:09:36Glad we talked.
00:09:37Anyway,
00:09:38I got something
00:09:39to take your mind off
00:09:40all that business.
00:09:41If I can get it out.
00:09:44Visual C sharp.
00:09:45What the hell is this?
00:09:46It's what we're gonna be coding
00:09:47in for the next few months.
00:09:48Did you tell me
00:09:50how I'm ever gonna understand
00:09:52any of this?
00:09:54I got every book
00:09:55the library has
00:09:56on coding.
00:09:57I've got e-books,
00:09:58tutorials
00:09:59already emailed to you.
00:10:00This thing is rolling.
00:10:02I guess in two weeks
00:10:03I'll be speaking in binary code.
00:10:05That's awesome.
00:10:06Do you know what the hell
00:10:07we're making?
00:10:08Well,
00:10:09I got a lot more details
00:10:10on like the project specifics
00:10:11and I also want to get
00:10:12some feedback from you
00:10:13but I got an AP test
00:10:14right now, so.
00:10:15Well,
00:10:16if you don't have anything
00:10:17else better to do
00:10:18and you don't,
00:10:19come by.
00:10:20Alright, man.
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:22What the fuck?
00:10:23I'll see you at the pool party.
00:10:24Maybe.
00:10:53Dude,
00:10:54what the hell was that?
00:10:55I don't know.
00:10:56What the hell are those?
00:10:57Awesome?
00:10:58Listen,
00:10:59you gotta go home and change.
00:11:00I can't let you swim here
00:11:01in good conscience.
00:11:02Dude,
00:11:03you're just jealous.
00:11:04Yeah,
00:11:05whatever,
00:11:06Swiss Family Robinson.
00:11:07Oh,
00:11:08ha ha,
00:11:09you think that's funny.
00:11:10You ain't laughed in a week.
00:11:11Well,
00:11:12if you said something funny,
00:11:13I would laugh.
00:11:14I like her.
00:11:15Take her.
00:11:17I knew you'd come someday.
00:11:18Dude,
00:11:19I don't even wanna hear that shit.
00:11:20You know how much
00:11:21I gotta put up with?
00:11:22What,
00:11:23Julie?
00:11:24Say as easy as that was
00:11:25to guess.
00:11:26Well,
00:11:27I guess you just might
00:11:28have to break up with her
00:11:29for the game.
00:11:30I might.
00:11:31Were you being serious?
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:33You know how much
00:11:34of a distraction
00:11:35girls make?
00:11:36Yeah,
00:11:37I know,
00:11:38but I'm serious.
00:11:39I'm serious.
00:11:40I'm serious.
00:11:41I'm serious.
00:11:42I'm serious.
00:11:43I'm serious.
00:11:44I'm serious.
00:11:45You know how much
00:11:46of a distraction girls are?
00:11:47Freaking
00:11:48taking up all my time.
00:11:49Well,
00:11:50you're gonna say,
00:11:51I'm sorry Julie,
00:11:52you're too much
00:11:53of a distraction.
00:11:54It'd be the truth.
00:11:55I mean,
00:11:56you saw where she was
00:11:57acting the other day anyway.
00:11:58The entire time
00:11:59at the pool,
00:12:00she wouldn't
00:12:01be socializing with anybody.
00:12:02Yeah,
00:12:03probably because you
00:12:04were molesting her
00:12:05the whole time.
00:12:06What can I say?
00:12:07I don't know,
00:12:08I thought you were
00:12:09in love with her.
00:12:10Sometimes you have to
00:12:11give up stuff you love
00:12:12to get things done.
00:12:13I mean,
00:12:14cell phones,
00:12:15computers,
00:12:16internet,
00:12:17I mean,
00:12:18I need to focus
00:12:19on my school work,
00:12:20I need to focus on,
00:12:21you know,
00:12:22my artwork,
00:12:23and most importantly,
00:12:24this project.
00:12:25Yeah,
00:12:26whatever.
00:12:27Man,
00:12:28how much work do you think
00:12:29Da Vinci would've got done
00:12:30with all his distractions?
00:12:31Friends busting in all the time,
00:12:32playing Halo,
00:12:33cell phones,
00:12:34internet.
00:12:35I'm just trying to imagine
00:12:36Leonardo Da Vinci
00:12:37playing Halo.
00:12:38Shut up,
00:12:39you know what I'm saying.
00:12:40How much work do you think
00:12:41he would've got done?
00:12:42I don't know,
00:12:44I guess we'll just have to
00:12:45live like a hermit
00:12:46if that's what it takes.
00:12:47Well,
00:12:48how much have you got done
00:12:49since you started
00:12:50this whole new experiment?
00:12:51Truthfully,
00:12:52I haven't got anything
00:12:53done yet,
00:12:54because I just started it.
00:12:55I mean,
00:12:56that's what this whole week
00:12:57is supposed to be about,
00:12:58is me getting it set up.
00:12:59Probably about next week,
00:13:00you're going to come
00:13:01to my room,
00:13:02nada.
00:13:03White walls,
00:13:04a bed,
00:13:05and some art supplies.
00:13:06Hey,
00:13:07you cocked.
00:13:08What y'all doing?
00:13:09You know,
00:13:10we're just working
00:13:11on this video game.
00:13:12Hey man,
00:13:13you should come check
00:13:14this show that I found.
00:13:15It reflects lightning
00:13:16and absorbs fire.
00:13:17I'm trying to get
00:13:18some of this stuff done,
00:13:19get some ideas
00:13:20at least down on paper.
00:13:21That's fucked up.
00:13:22Alright man.
00:13:23Man,
00:13:24what is that?
00:13:25It's some letter
00:13:26from Travis
00:13:27whining about boot camp.
00:13:28Whining?
00:13:29I don't know,
00:13:30I'm going to send him a letter.
00:13:31You haven't written
00:13:32him a letter yet?
00:13:33It's only been like a week.
00:13:34Still man,
00:13:35worst friend ever.
00:13:40I don't know man,
00:13:42I guess I'm just having
00:13:43a hard time focusing here.
00:13:44There's so many distractions.
00:13:45I think I'm just going to
00:13:46go check out that shield
00:13:47Oscar was talking about.
00:13:48Plus the game's got some kick.
00:13:49Well,
00:13:50you haven't got anything done.
00:13:51That's why I got my room
00:13:52set up anyway.
00:13:53I work better by myself.
00:13:54The whole experiment,
00:13:55the whole idea behind the room
00:13:56is to see how much
00:13:57I can get done
00:13:58in that environment.
00:13:59So I'll just do it
00:14:00when I get home.
00:14:07Knock knock.
00:14:08Hey,
00:14:09what's up man?
00:14:10What's up?
00:14:18Hey,
00:14:19I know your words.
00:14:32What the shit man?
00:14:33Woo!
00:14:34Ultimate combo!
00:14:35Bull fucking shit,
00:14:36I was blocking.
00:14:37I know man,
00:14:38what the shit?
00:14:39That's what the fuck's wrong
00:14:40with this damn game.
00:14:41They take all this bullshit out.
00:14:42Who's a fucking kid
00:14:43from that far away?
00:14:44I know man,
00:14:45but fireballs and teleporting,
00:14:46that all makes
00:14:47a lot of sense, right?
00:14:48Hey man.
00:14:49What?
00:14:50It's my turn.
00:14:51What are you talking about?
00:14:52I won.
00:14:53I know,
00:14:54but you know damn well
00:14:55that dude's not going to
00:14:56hand me his controller
00:14:57after he loses.
00:14:58Hell no,
00:14:59not until I beat this motherfucker.
00:15:00Fine,
00:15:01I got to pee anyway.
00:15:02I'm giving it to you,
00:15:03hold on a minute.
00:15:04Shut up, damn.
00:15:05Dude,
00:15:06please don't say that.
00:15:07Say what?
00:15:08Shut up,
00:15:09Christine said
00:15:10all the fucking time.
00:15:11Man dude,
00:15:12you're not going to last
00:15:13a fucking week
00:15:14with that kind of mind.
00:15:15Why don't you start
00:15:16dating somebody else?
00:15:17Good idea dude,
00:15:18get a girl on a rebound.
00:15:19Not like you have
00:15:20to fucking marry her.
00:15:21You start dating some girl
00:15:22and get your mind
00:15:23off her and have some fun.
00:15:24Man,
00:15:25nobody's going to get
00:15:26my mind off that girl.
00:15:27But man,
00:15:28that's what you always
00:15:29think after a breakup,
00:15:30trust me.
00:15:31There's no girls.
00:15:32Welcome to my world.
00:15:33Move.
00:15:34Hey man.
00:15:35Shit,
00:15:36you should be trying
00:15:37to get a girlfriend.
00:15:38How old is she?
00:15:39She's 16,
00:15:4017.
00:15:41Yeah,
00:15:42she's 17,
00:15:43she's doable.
00:15:44You know what,
00:15:45it really disturbs me
00:15:46that you know this.
00:15:47Dude,
00:15:48I saw her at Piggly Wiggly,
00:15:49she is hot.
00:15:50Good job man,
00:15:51you want me to date
00:15:52an almost 17 year old.
00:15:53That's how y'all
00:15:54all of y'all
00:15:55read next door.
00:15:56Y'all get someone young,
00:15:57then y'all have
00:15:58complete control
00:15:59over the rest of their life
00:16:00or y'all marry
00:16:01y'all cousins.
00:16:02Let me think about it.
00:16:03You got the older guy
00:16:04thing going for you
00:16:05and how hard is it
00:16:06to get a girlfriend?
00:16:07Hey man,
00:16:08it ain't molestation
00:16:09if it was a girl.
00:16:10Please,
00:16:11go back now.
00:16:12It doesn't matter anyway,
00:16:13I can't date
00:16:14these white girls anymore.
00:16:15What about that
00:16:16Porn Exchange student
00:16:17from Portugal?
00:16:18What did I just tell you?
00:16:19Man,
00:16:20she's not,
00:16:21she's close to 19.
00:16:22As a matter of fact,
00:16:23she's 19,
00:16:24it's just that
00:16:25they start school
00:16:26like late
00:16:27or some shit like that,
00:16:28they start either later.
00:16:29I mean,
00:16:30plus she's Portuguese,
00:16:31who gives a fuck man?
00:16:32Man,
00:16:33I appreciate what y'all
00:16:34are trying to do and all,
00:16:35but I'm here for a reason
00:16:36and you never know,
00:16:37we might get back
00:16:38together or not.
00:16:39I really don't even care,
00:16:40I just don't want to
00:16:41talk about this anymore.
00:16:42What did you even
00:16:43break up for?
00:16:44It's Comcad, dude.
00:16:45Like I said,
00:16:46drop it.
00:16:47Fuck yeah,
00:16:48I gotta go back.
00:16:49I figured it out.
00:16:50I'm too fucking good.
00:16:51I'm too damn good.
00:16:52I'm just gonna start
00:16:53mashing buttons and shit,
00:16:54I swear to God.
00:16:55I need you to catch on.
00:16:56No,
00:16:57I'm gonna mash them.
00:16:58Watch this shit.
00:16:59Oh my God.
00:17:00What the fuck?
00:17:01I'm Christina.
00:17:02Look at me.
00:17:03What is this?
00:17:04Cause I'm Christina.
00:17:06Oh my God.
00:17:07I'm just trying to
00:17:08help Lucas out.
00:17:09Dude,
00:17:10you call this helping me?
00:17:11Yeah,
00:17:12because next time you see
00:17:13Christina,
00:17:14you're gonna think,
00:17:15I'm Christina.
00:17:16Oh my God.
00:17:17Alright man,
00:17:18I'm cured,
00:17:19I'm cured.
00:17:20Get some clothes on.
00:17:23There you go.
00:17:25Have a nice day.
00:17:28Hey,
00:17:29how are you?
00:17:30Pretty good.
00:17:31So what are you doing here?
00:17:32I never see you here.
00:17:33I just used to be like
00:17:34piggly wiggly like
00:17:35five times a day.
00:17:36Cashier thinks
00:17:37I got a crush on her,
00:17:38so I just come in here.
00:17:39Oh,
00:17:40okay.
00:17:41You been working out?
00:17:42You're looking big.
00:17:43No,
00:17:44I just work tire shirts
00:17:45and look like that.
00:17:46I see.
00:17:47I meant since like
00:17:48the last time I saw you.
00:17:49What?
00:17:50You saw me like
00:17:51two weeks ago.
00:17:52I mean,
00:17:53since high school.
00:17:54I remember you from high school.
00:17:55Are you sure you went
00:17:56to high school with me?
00:17:57No,
00:17:58I forgot.
00:17:59Someone was too cool
00:18:00to remember me from high school.
00:18:01You're so small,
00:18:031312.
00:18:08So what are you doing tonight?
00:18:09I'm going to see
00:18:10Dark Knight.
00:18:11Really?
00:18:12Nobody invited me.
00:18:14What do you think I'm here for?
00:18:15You think I'm just here
00:18:16to get groceries
00:18:17in a grocery store?
00:18:18Okay,
00:18:19well,
00:18:20call me
00:18:21because
00:18:23I am not doing anything.
00:18:25Here is your change
00:18:27and my phone number.
00:18:29Alright,
00:18:30I'll see if
00:18:31I got time
00:18:32for this
00:18:33right here.
00:18:34Okay.
00:18:42Man,
00:18:43there's no way.
00:18:44I'm serious.
00:18:45He's read like
00:18:46every one of them.
00:18:47Return of the King,
00:18:48Two Towers,
00:18:49you name it.
00:18:50Are you talking about
00:18:51that uncle's
00:18:52bootleg porno?
00:18:53No,
00:18:54I'm talking about
00:18:55Uncle Ricky.
00:18:56The one that sent
00:18:57all the vampire masquerade shit.
00:18:58You making bootleg
00:18:59vampire porno?
00:19:02What is so damn funny?
00:19:04That stupid porn
00:19:05your uncle used to have.
00:19:07It was horrible.
00:19:09It felt like he walked up
00:19:10to two people
00:19:11having sex and recorded it.
00:19:12Man,
00:19:13I haven't talked to him
00:19:14in like four years, dude.
00:19:15He was on Jerry Springer once.
00:19:17What?
00:19:19We got the episode
00:19:20taped at the house.
00:19:21Your gay family
00:19:22should be on tour
00:19:23with Bartleman Bailey.
00:19:24You want to talk, dude.
00:19:26Come over every day,
00:19:27act like you're at work
00:19:28so your dad won't crucify you
00:19:29in his damn chicken house.
00:19:31You're cocky.
00:19:43Surprise!
00:19:44Gotcha.
00:19:45What are you doing?
00:19:46This is how I hug
00:19:47everybody on movie night.
00:19:49Come over here.
00:19:50No, no, no, no.
00:19:51I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
00:19:52You're alright.
00:19:53Come on, guys.
00:19:54We gotta go.
00:19:55The movie's gonna start
00:19:56in 20 minutes.
00:19:57Your house is so Victorian.
00:19:58Yeah, well said.
00:19:59You want to see the tour?
00:20:00No, you can show your parents
00:20:01house later, man.
00:20:02Come on, we gotta go.
00:20:03I don't want to miss preview.
00:20:04You alright, man?
00:20:05No, I'm good.
00:20:06Let's go.
00:20:07Alright,
00:20:08see you guys after, man.
00:20:12Hello.
00:20:13What happens
00:20:14when your everyday ninja
00:20:16becomes
00:20:17an assassin?
00:20:19An angel assassin.
00:20:23Dude, she's trying to kill Bart.
00:20:25You know about that
00:20:26being an assassin?
00:20:27Me?
00:20:28I'm just a ninja.
00:20:29Ninja assassin.
00:20:31Hey, boy.
00:20:33How much you pay her there?
00:20:34Six dollars.
00:20:36Good God, dude.
00:20:38Can't help with tradition.
00:20:44I dig too deep.
00:20:47Hey, man,
00:20:48how's that, Lucas?
00:20:49You want to buy my movie ticket?
00:20:52Hey, Lucas.
00:20:53A ninja assassin.
00:20:55Hey, shut up
00:20:56and watch the movie.
00:20:58Peaceful.
00:21:05No, it's still saying there.
00:21:07Dude, check your air list.
00:21:09Can't find color.
00:21:11That's stupid.
00:21:12I got white in there.
00:21:13Yeah, it's case sensitive.
00:21:14Yeah, but that's a lowercase w.
00:21:18Oh my gosh.
00:21:20Do you see what I'm seeing right now?
00:21:22You see this?
00:21:24You see our baby?
00:21:25It looks alright.
00:21:26I mean, it's cool.
00:21:27It's cool.
00:21:28You're not even more excited than that?
00:21:30I mean, it's okay.
00:21:31It's just I do this stuff all the time.
00:21:32So this is really elementary
00:21:34and we have a long way to go.
00:21:35I don't want to jump the gun
00:21:36about getting excited
00:21:37because I know all the obstacles
00:21:38we still have to overcome.
00:21:39In my third grade mind,
00:21:41this is the most beautiful thing
00:21:42I've ever seen.
00:21:43This is awesome.
00:21:45We've talked about Slipped Up forever
00:21:46and now we're finally making it happen.
00:21:47We're excited about actually doing something
00:21:49instead of sitting around talking about it.
00:21:50Man, quit taking away from this.
00:21:52You keep doing that, okay?
00:21:53You think it too much.
00:21:54We're making this happen.
00:21:55We got good grades in summer session
00:21:57and we got easy weekend jobs.
00:21:59Sheldon saw us
00:22:00and saw an awesome movie last night.
00:22:04You watched a movie last night?
00:22:05Yeah, I saw Dark Knight.
00:22:07You mean I sit at home
00:22:08while you watch Dark Knight last night?
00:22:10Man, I thought you were doing something with Julie.
00:22:13I'm not even going to say anything.
00:22:15And I specifically remember telling you
00:22:17that I was going to break up with her.
00:22:19How am I supposed to know
00:22:20you're going to break up with her
00:22:21that you actually broke up with her?
00:22:24What, are my words empty?
00:22:26Do you not believe me?
00:22:27You think I'm playing?
00:22:29What'd you do?
00:22:30Did you break up with her for the game?
00:22:32That's part of it.
00:22:34I mean, it's not,
00:22:35it's just like the straw, the last straw
00:22:37because before her, my life was so peaceful.
00:22:40I mean, it's just,
00:22:42she's a freaking sucky of us, man.
00:22:44She requires like way too much time.
00:22:46It's just, it's just too much, man.
00:22:48Well, just don't pull a Lucas.
00:22:50What do you mean?
00:22:51You know when you say
00:22:52you're going to break up with somebody
00:22:53and you don't break up with them?
00:22:55Man, don't tell me that, dude.
00:22:57You came over the other night
00:22:58when we were going to see the movie
00:22:59and you came over with Christina.
00:23:00Oh my God.
00:23:02That dude is ridiculous.
00:23:04It's like a sick game of tug of war with those two.
00:23:06I don't know, I just think it's stupid.
00:23:07If you're going to break up with somebody,
00:23:08just end it.
00:23:09Don't just like keep going back and forth and stuff.
00:23:12I bet you want her to break up.
00:23:14What?
00:23:16Man.
00:23:19Don't even play.
00:23:20You know you like her.
00:23:21Man, you want to hang out with your zang out.
00:23:23What does that mean?
00:23:25That doesn't even make sense.
00:23:26Man, it makes perfectly good sense.
00:23:27Stop acting like you don't know what I'm talking about.
00:23:29All right, I think she's cool.
00:23:31I like hanging out with her.
00:23:32If something happened, then, um,
00:23:35okay, I want to hang out with my zang out.
00:23:39I just, I don't know.
00:23:40It just feels weird like
00:23:42dating somebody's ex-girlfriend.
00:23:44Uh, yeah.
00:23:45It should feel wrong.
00:23:47It's really wrong.
00:23:48But, I mean, you really like her.
00:23:51Really like her.
00:23:52She seems to like you.
00:23:53She flirts a hell of a lot.
00:23:55So, I mean, yeah, you're going to lose a friend for life,
00:23:59probably, as sensitive as he is.
00:24:01And it is kind of the golden rule between friends,
00:24:04but I say go for it.
00:24:07I mean, it's like he's my best friend.
00:24:11Hey.
00:24:13Hey.
00:24:15What are you doing?
00:24:16Uh, just playing this game.
00:24:22Is it all right for me to be here?
00:24:24Yeah, what wouldn't be okay for you to be here?
00:24:27I don't know, just sitting there.
00:24:31No, it's okay for you to be here.
00:24:33No, beautiful girl, I do not want you to be here.
00:24:37No, beautiful girl, I do not want you here.
00:24:40I'd much rather play video games by myself.
00:24:47So where's Mark?
00:24:49He's over at Oscar's.
00:24:52How come you're not over there with them?
00:24:54Because all they do is play video games over there.
00:24:59But you're playing video games right now.
00:25:02Yeah, I know, it's kind of a joke.
00:25:04Shut up.
00:25:09So earlier when you came in, I was singing a stupid song.
00:25:13I do stuff like that real random sometimes.
00:25:17What song?
00:25:19That stupid song you heard me sing earlier when you walked in.
00:25:24I didn't hear a song.
00:25:25You didn't hear me sing it?
00:25:27No.
00:25:29Sing it again.
00:25:31I'm not singing it again, you sing it.
00:25:33I don't sing anymore.
00:25:34You used to sing?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:39Were you in choir?
00:25:42Second chorus.
00:25:44But you don't sing?
00:25:45No.
00:25:46Well then why were you in choir?
00:25:48I don't know.
00:25:49You don't know why you were in choir?
00:25:51No.
00:25:54Dude, I thought I was going to sing again.
00:25:57We're playing a field for you to play.
00:26:00I told Mark to get ready to be a knucklehead.
00:26:04Shut up.
00:26:05Hey, you're in my spot.
00:26:07No, this is my seat.
00:26:08No.
00:26:09This is my seat.
00:26:10This is my spot.
00:26:11This is my seat.
00:26:12Oh my God, no.
00:26:13No, I can't.
00:26:18I love playing with your hair.
00:26:22I guess you can play with my hair too.
00:26:25You might like to play with it.
00:26:27I got to go, bye.
00:26:31So what did you guys do?
00:26:34Nothing.
00:26:37She came over and I screwed it all up.
00:26:39All I did was see her talk about video games the entire time.
00:26:42Man, please tell me you're not actually trying to talk to her.
00:26:46Why?
00:26:49It's just kind of fucked up, don't you think?
00:26:52I mean, she broke up, he broke up with her.
00:26:56It doesn't matter, dude.
00:26:58Just don't do something like that.
00:26:59He's your friend.
00:27:05I mean, it doesn't matter anymore.
00:27:08I mean, I'm not trying to tell you how to run your life or anything like that,
00:27:12but, you know, it's just, I don't know.
00:27:21Hey, Sean, can you shoot me the syntax on these global variables?
00:27:24I need to know where to put the brackets.
00:27:27Hmm?
00:27:30Dude, are you even paying attention?
00:27:33I'm that bad?
00:27:34Man, get in the game.
00:27:37You got the pink eye.
00:27:38The what?
00:27:39You got the eye on that pink.
00:27:41Now you won't be able to focus until you get it or get rejected, so just call her and get it over with.
00:27:47Can I call her on the phone?
00:27:49I'm going to ask her out for the first time, I didn't know she had to do that in person.
00:27:53Man, you need some contagious confidence.
00:27:55And the only way you're going to get that is by putting on that 15-inch penis face.
00:28:00It's over.
00:28:02All right.
00:28:06Oh, that's all there is to it.
00:28:08I'm serious, man.
00:28:09Submodalities.
00:28:11Hey.
00:28:13Yeah, I was just seeing what you were doing to see if you were at work or not.
00:28:17If you're not working tonight, I was just thinking maybe you and me should go out and, like, do something.
00:28:23I don't know if it has to be, like, a date or anything.
00:28:25It could just be, like, me and you just, like, going out, just hanging out or something.
00:28:28You know, just having fun like we've done before.
00:28:30If something happens, you know what happens, I'm not trying to, like, push anything on you.
00:28:33Like, I'm sure, like, you know, you might be dating somebody else.
00:28:36I'm not trying to put, like, I mean, like, I know, like, you might have something to do.
00:28:40I mean, this is really last minute and stuff.
00:28:42I just thought, you know, of, like, doing something.
00:28:44But if you're busy, then whatever.
00:28:50So, uh, just let me know if...
00:28:52Oh, fuck.
00:28:53Oh, I screwed it up.
00:28:54Yeah, just...
00:28:56If you want to call me back if you want to do something, just let me know.
00:28:58Hang up.
00:28:59Hang up the fucking phone.
00:29:00All right, bye.
00:29:04Boomshakalaka!
00:29:07You don't even know.
00:29:09I was this close to disowning you right after a double A drop kicked you out the window.
00:29:13Man, I would disown me if I called like that.
00:29:15You think I'm that bad?
00:29:17All right, drop me off at the grocery store.
00:29:19I have some talking to do.
00:29:20Man, I thought you'd never ask.
00:29:31Hey.
00:29:34Oh, my gosh.
00:29:36Hi.
00:29:38Did you not see me walk in?
00:29:39No.
00:29:40No, because you were behind me.
00:29:41I didn't think you saw me.
00:29:42I didn't.
00:29:43Bored?
00:29:44Very, extremely.
00:29:45Folding plastic bags?
00:29:46I'm folding a plastic crane.
00:29:48A plastic crane?
00:29:49Uh-huh.
00:29:51Can you make a frog?
00:29:52No.
00:29:53I only do birds.
00:29:55Can you make...
00:29:56No, I only do birds.
00:29:57Okay, never mind.
00:29:58I'm sorry, I asked.
00:29:59So what you want?
00:30:00You gonna buy anything today?
00:30:03You trying to solicit?
00:30:05No, I'm just trying to...
00:30:06You work out commission now?
00:30:07Yes.
00:30:08No, I'm trying to...
00:30:09There is nobody in here.
00:30:10I'm so bored.
00:30:11Will you buy something?
00:30:12Just buy anything.
00:30:13Buy anything.
00:30:16So...
00:30:18How much longer are you gonna be here?
00:30:20Um...
00:30:21Till nine.
00:30:22Till nine?
00:30:23If I live that long.
00:30:24Are you gonna be...
00:30:25Are you performing here tomorrow?
00:30:27Um...
00:30:28No, actually.
00:30:29What?
00:30:30I'm on hiatus tomorrow.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:32What will you be doing tomorrow?
00:30:35I just thought that maybe...
00:30:36Shh.
00:30:39Follow me.
00:30:40Bring the bird.
00:30:42Okay.
00:30:43You wanna call it a day?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Oh, just that.
00:30:46I fell once.
00:30:49Once.
00:30:50Twice.
00:30:51Let's converse.
00:30:55Okay.
00:30:56So, you're gonna think this is like really weird,
00:30:58but yesterday I was so talking about you
00:31:00with a friend of mine.
00:31:03Okay.
00:31:04Well, you probably know him.
00:31:06Um...
00:31:07Randy.
00:31:08Randy?
00:31:09Yeah.
00:31:10Randy who?
00:31:12Randy McCullough?
00:31:15The one and only?
00:31:16The guy that got so drugged out he told everybody
00:31:18he was Jesus Christ walking down the street?
00:31:20No.
00:31:21The guy that's 12 years older?
00:31:22No, he was just...
00:31:2313 years older?
00:31:24No, that was just a joke.
00:31:25It was just...
00:31:26He wasn't drugged out.
00:31:27He was drunk.
00:31:28I was there.
00:31:29Well...
00:31:30Oh, come on.
00:31:31I just don't see you hanging out with him.
00:31:35I mean...
00:31:36Whatever.
00:31:37I'm not gonna try to talk about it with your friend or something.
00:31:39No, I mean, he's just a friend of mine.
00:31:40I mean, don't be mad.
00:31:41I mean, we're not...
00:31:43We're not going out.
00:31:44We're just friends.
00:31:45I'm not mad.
00:31:46Okay.
00:31:47Don't act mad.
00:31:49I'm not acting mad.
00:31:50Okay, okay.
00:31:51I'm smiling.
00:31:52My teeth are showing.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:54Just drop it.
00:31:57So...
00:31:59Um...
00:32:02What are you doing?
00:32:05So you said you weren't doing anything tomorrow?
00:32:07No.
00:32:08I mean...
00:32:09I was just gonna say, if you're not doing anything tomorrow,
00:32:11I think, uh...
00:32:12I mean, we could do something.
00:32:14Well, I sort of have to hang out with my mom and sister tomorrow.
00:32:18Well, I mean, like...
00:32:19I mean...
00:32:20What time are you, like, getting back or, like, going in the morning?
00:32:22No, we're...
00:32:23We're gonna go have lunch first.
00:32:24And then...
00:32:26Head down that way.
00:32:28And then spend a couple hours there.
00:32:30And then...
00:32:31Probably go have dinner.
00:32:32Because it takes so long to get back.
00:32:35So...
00:32:36Okay, well...
00:32:37So I probably won't be back till late.
00:32:39Okay.
00:32:40So...
00:32:42Well, if you have to hang out with him...
00:32:43I have to hang out with him in the morning.
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:45Are you mad?
00:32:46No, I'm not mad.
00:32:48You sound mad.
00:32:50How do I sound mad?
00:32:51I'm not, like, angry.
00:32:52I'm not getting loud with you or something.
00:32:53Okay.
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:55Well...
00:32:56Have fun hanging out with your family.
00:32:59And, uh...
00:33:00I think I messed this thing up a little bit.
00:33:02That might be good.
00:33:04Well...
00:33:05Okay.
00:33:06I mean, call me.
00:33:07Call me.
00:33:08We'll plan something another time.
00:33:10Okay.
00:33:11I mean, it's not like tomorrow is the only day...
00:33:13Yeah, I...
00:33:14Left in the universe.
00:33:15I know.
00:33:16I was just...
00:33:17I was just saying...
00:33:19Okay?
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:24I'm taking this.
00:33:26Okay.
00:33:41Hello?
00:33:44You see this?
00:33:46This just looks like somebody...
00:33:47Who just picked up a girl.
00:33:48Who just got a date.
00:33:50She said she has to spend time with her family tomorrow.
00:33:54Dude, that is so much bullshit.
00:33:55I know!
00:33:56I let her know when I was talking to her.
00:33:57I let her know that I don't believe it.
00:34:00She...
00:34:01She lives at home.
00:34:02That's what I'm saying!
00:34:06Did you do the 15 inch thing?
00:34:07Yes.
00:34:09You know why it didn't work?
00:34:11Because you have shorts on.
00:34:12Start the fucking car.
00:34:15Is my misery fun?
00:34:16Alright, I'm going to take you to our house.
00:34:17You can throw rocks at our window.
00:34:19Oh, yeah.
00:34:20I'll take you to the barbell room.
00:34:21Okay, no.
00:34:22You can really just drive me home.
00:34:34I wasn't in the stupid group
00:34:35that Travis dressed for in sixth grade.
00:34:37What?
00:34:38Remember that stupid group he tried to start
00:34:39after he supposedly had sex
00:34:40with that Vicky Stanley girl?
00:34:43Oh, uh...
00:34:45You mean...
00:34:47The Leigh Leprechauns?
00:34:48Yes!
00:34:49Remember they had that stupid cloverleaf
00:34:50and the double L on the Trapper Keepers?
00:34:52Yes.
00:34:55Oh, gosh.
00:34:56Did you just not write me a letter?
00:34:57You just sent me one like three weeks ago.
00:34:59So?
00:35:00I've already sent you like four.
00:35:02Four letters?
00:35:04That's kind of gay.
00:35:05What I think is kind of gay
00:35:06is when you have a girl come over
00:35:07and the whole time all you do
00:35:08is talk about video games.
00:35:10That's not what we talked about.
00:35:11No, that's not what I heard.
00:35:13What, you talked to her?
00:35:15Yeah, I saw her at the gas station.
00:35:16Seriously, that's what she said about me?
00:35:19Dude,
00:35:21quit being so defensive.
00:35:22I'm just messing with you.
00:35:23I'm not being defensive.
00:35:24Whatever.
00:35:29Are we already out of Golden Grahams?
00:35:31I don't know.
00:35:32Call me.
00:35:33Golden Grahams?
00:35:34I don't know.
00:35:35Call Mom and tell her to pick some up.
00:35:37So,
00:35:38y'all talked about me?
00:35:40I mean, like, y'all talked and stuff?
00:35:42So,
00:35:43yeah, a little bit.
00:35:44What'd she say?
00:35:46She said you came over,
00:35:47asked her out.
00:35:50And?
00:35:51And, well, what did she tell you?
00:35:53She said you had to spend time
00:35:54with her family or something.
00:35:56Well, what time was she going to come by?
00:35:59I don't know.
00:36:00Probably like seven or something.
00:36:01Wouldn't you just want to be prepared
00:36:03if she does come by?
00:36:05Well, what if I'm all dressed up
00:36:06and she doesn't show up?
00:36:07Well, what if she does show up
00:36:08and you're not prepared?
00:36:09Wouldn't it make you look even worse?
00:36:11Well, wouldn't I feel more of a loser
00:36:13if I'm all dressed up?
00:36:14Well, why don't you just go get ready
00:36:15because she's coming over.
00:36:16That's what she told me, alright?
00:36:18That's all he had to say.
00:36:23Knock, knock.
00:36:24Who's there?
00:36:25Wooden.
00:36:26Wooden who?
00:36:27Wouldn't you like to go out with me, woman?
00:36:29No.
00:36:30You trying to hit on my date?
00:36:31I'm entertaining your guest.
00:36:33Yeah, you ready?
00:36:34I don't know if you want to hear
00:36:35more knock, knock jokes or not.
00:36:36Let's go.
00:36:37Alright, I got another one.
00:36:38No, you don't.
00:36:39Knock, knock.
00:36:40No.
00:36:41Ether.
00:36:42Bye.
00:36:43Ether Bunny.
00:36:48Knock, knock.
00:36:49Who's there?
00:36:50Consumption.
00:36:51Consumption who?
00:36:52Can consumption be done
00:36:53about these jokes?
00:36:55Crap, I forgot.
00:36:57Okay, I guess you got it.
00:37:07You okay?
00:37:08Yeah.
00:37:09You like to ask that a lot, don't you?
00:37:11Ask what?
00:37:12Ask what?
00:37:13Ask what?
00:37:14Ask what?
00:37:15Ask what?
00:37:16Ask what?
00:37:17Ask what?
00:37:18Ask what?
00:37:19Ask what?
00:37:20Ask what?
00:37:21Ask what?
00:37:22Ask what?
00:37:23Ask what?
00:37:24I don't know if I'm okay,
00:37:25if I'm alright or something.
00:37:27Sorry, just asking.
00:37:28Oh, I'm ready to paint the town red.
00:37:31Paint the town what?
00:37:32You never heard of it?
00:37:34No.
00:37:35That's some stupid old saying.
00:37:37Well, you're going to learn
00:37:38what it is tonight.
00:37:39Because we're fixing to go bowling.
00:37:41No, I hate bowling.
00:37:43You don't like bowling?
00:37:44Anything but bowling.
00:37:45What, you want to watch a movie?
00:37:47No.
00:37:49You don't like bowling or a movie?
00:37:53Alright, well,
00:37:55what do you want to do?
00:37:59I mean, I've dated and stuff,
00:38:01I just, I guess I was a late bloomer.
00:38:03And every other girl was always in a relationship.
00:38:06Already all the good ones at least.
00:38:09Why do you want to date me?
00:38:10Why?
00:38:12Because I think you're fun and pretty and smart.
00:38:19What?
00:38:20What do you think is pretty about me?
00:38:23What's sexy about me?
00:38:25I think you have a really pretty face.
00:38:29I don't know, I'm not like a poet.
00:38:30I'm not going to be able to describe it.
00:38:31It's like the best perfection.
00:38:35I think you have a nice cheekbone structure.
00:38:38Why do guys always say that?
00:38:39What, you don't like your cheekbones?
00:38:40No, I mean, they're fine,
00:38:41but I don't like it when people say,
00:38:43I like your cheekbones.
00:38:44That's just boring.
00:38:47I don't know, I think you have really pretty feet.
00:38:49I like my feet.
00:38:54What else do I like?
00:38:57I like your breasts.
00:39:04Yeah, I like them too.
00:39:05They're a nice size for me, I think.
00:39:09Okay.
00:39:10What about my eyes?
00:39:12You don't even fish for compliments,
00:39:13you just hunt them down with your bare hands.
00:39:15Well, I mean, these are the things
00:39:16that you're supposed to ask on first dates.
00:39:19I don't know, I feel like I'm supposed to give you
00:39:20some long story about how beautiful and romantic
00:39:23your eyes are, but I've never...
00:39:25I think they're nice,
00:39:26I just never really notice anything.
00:39:29I don't know.
00:39:30I can't tell you some kind of stupid lie
00:39:32like every other guy would say.
00:39:34But most guys like my eyes.
00:39:37Most guys are full of shit.
00:39:40I'm downtown.
00:39:43Pathetic.
00:39:44Oh, kind of like your attempt
00:39:45to get with Christina the other night?
00:39:47What are you talking about?
00:39:48What am I talking about?
00:39:50Hey, two dates, no kiss.
00:39:53Okay.
00:39:54Man, I already told him
00:39:55it was nothing but friend zone,
00:39:56all the fucking way.
00:39:57Will you shut up?
00:39:58It's not friend zone.
00:39:59Man, y'all don't see anything wrong with this at all.
00:40:02I already told you
00:40:03we're not talking about dating some damn Asians.
00:40:06Man, listen.
00:40:07Lucas broke up with her,
00:40:08and, you know, he's dating some new girl
00:40:10from Portugal, Elena,
00:40:12so I don't see what the big deal is.
00:40:14He's already moved.
00:40:15I haven't seen that dude once.
00:40:16This is true.
00:40:17There's one thing
00:40:18I don't understand, though, still.
00:40:20Two dates, no kiss.
00:40:22I hate to say it, but
00:40:23friend zone.
00:40:25You too.
00:40:26E2 Brute.
00:40:27Seriously, man,
00:40:28did you even try making a move?
00:40:29I tried making a move,
00:40:30but me being so tall
00:40:31and her being so short,
00:40:32it's just so, you know,
00:40:33like you're trying to...
00:40:35Okay, okay, okay, listen.
00:40:36With me being the tallest person here,
00:40:39I think I have a right to speak.
00:40:41Well, speak quickly.
00:40:43Okay, so,
00:40:44when I'm over there trying to make a move,
00:40:45I go in for, like,
00:40:46the hug at the end of it.
00:40:48She's so short,
00:40:49and with me being so tall,
00:40:50when I try to go in,
00:40:51it's too awkward
00:40:52because her face down here,
00:40:53my up here,
00:40:54I have to go like this.
00:40:55Still, you can position yourself
00:40:56in a certain way.
00:40:57No, no, I already got a plan.
00:40:58What I want to do is,
00:40:59next time,
00:41:00we're going to go out
00:41:01towards the steps,
00:41:02and I'm going to walk ahead
00:41:03in the steps before she gets down,
00:41:04so she'll be on the ascending part
00:41:05of the steps.
00:41:06We'll be, like, the same height,
00:41:07so then when I come in for the hug,
00:41:09we'll be around the same height,
00:41:10and then I can go in
00:41:11and I can kiss her
00:41:12like that, that easy.
00:41:13Oh, no,
00:41:14that's not awkward at all.
00:41:15It's not awkward to corral her
00:41:16at the end of the stairs,
00:41:17keep her from leaving your house.
00:41:18I've never heard
00:41:19so much planning
00:41:20for a kiss in my life.
00:41:22This is why you're a virgin, okay?
00:41:24Whatever.
00:41:25Well, whatever you do,
00:41:26you better make it happen tonight.
00:41:27I don't know,
00:41:28like, when we're hanging out,
00:41:29it almost feels, like, awkward
00:41:30to try to make a move
00:41:31because what we're doing
00:41:32is just, I don't know,
00:41:33so comfortable.
00:41:34Yeah, I think there's
00:41:35some other people
00:41:36that are comfortable
00:41:37hanging out together.
00:41:38They're called friends.
00:41:39The other night,
00:41:40she had a dream she had sex with me.
00:41:41People have dreams
00:41:42with everybody.
00:41:43Hell, I had a dream
00:41:44about having sex
00:41:45with a six-foot bird
00:41:46after it saved me
00:41:47from falling off a cliff.
00:41:48I was running
00:41:49from a rabid squirrel.
00:41:50What does that mean?
00:41:51What the fuck
00:41:52are you talking about?
00:41:53This ain't about me.
00:41:54No, it's about you now.
00:41:55This whole topic,
00:41:56this whole conversation
00:41:57has now shifted to you.
00:41:58Man, you'd be so lucky.
00:41:59Seriously,
00:42:00you guys don't find
00:42:01anything at all wrong
00:42:02with him talking to her
00:42:03at all.
00:42:04No.
00:42:06Listen,
00:42:07you're 22 years old.
00:42:08This has been
00:42:09a long time coming.
00:42:10I was this close
00:42:11to letting you
00:42:12borrow my girlfriend.
00:42:14That's not condescending at all.
00:42:15Whatever, man.
00:42:16You got your ethics.
00:42:17I got mine.
00:42:18You told me
00:42:19you dated your cousin.
00:42:20No, I didn't.
00:42:21Lacey Woodall.
00:42:22Man, she's like
00:42:23my third cousin, dude.
00:42:24Once it gets that far,
00:42:25it don't matter.
00:42:26Hey, I told you.
00:42:27Don't even worry
00:42:28about all this.
00:42:29All this ain't
00:42:30nothing but training.
00:42:31Kind of like,
00:42:32you know,
00:42:33when you make
00:42:34all the mistakes
00:42:35with this one,
00:42:36then when you find
00:42:37the right one
00:42:38and get into
00:42:39a real relationship,
00:42:40then you're good.
00:42:41At least I got
00:42:42some advice.
00:42:43Fuck.
00:42:46Yeah, man.
00:42:47I mean, that looks cool,
00:42:48but I don't think
00:42:49I really got time
00:42:50to learn all that coding
00:42:51and all that kind of stuff.
00:42:52No, don't worry
00:42:53about the technical side.
00:42:54We just need
00:42:55y'all's help
00:42:56on the more artistic side
00:42:57and some of the debugging
00:42:58and the beta testing
00:43:00and stuff like that.
00:43:01We're going to take care
00:43:02of all the C-sharp
00:43:03and the coding.
00:43:06Hey, what's that
00:43:07blue thing right there?
00:43:11Come in.
00:43:13It's not the blue thing.
00:43:14It's the image.
00:43:16But we just spent
00:43:17the last 30 minutes drawing.
00:43:18It's a spaceship?
00:43:19I don't know.
00:43:20Hey.
00:43:21Hey.
00:43:22What are y'all doing?
00:43:23Working on this game.
00:43:24I love that shirt.
00:43:26Thanks.
00:43:27You want one?
00:43:28Yeah, I want that one.
00:43:30Right now.
00:43:34Crazy.
00:43:37I gotta check my Facebook.
00:43:38I gotta piss anyway.
00:43:41Did you just get off work?
00:43:44You want to go to my room?
00:43:46For what?
00:43:47You want to go look
00:43:48at my stamp collection?
00:43:50You have a stamp collection?
00:43:52Yeah.
00:43:53When did you get
00:43:54a stamp collection?
00:43:55Like rubber stamps?
00:43:57Like all kinds of stamps.
00:43:58How come we've never
00:43:59heard about this?
00:44:00I've had it for a while.
00:44:01Don't worry about it.
00:44:02Why do you have
00:44:03a stamp collection?
00:44:04I just thought it'd be cool.
00:44:05I want to see
00:44:06your stamp collection.
00:44:07Let's go look at it.
00:44:08It's gay.
00:44:10Why are you so worried about it?
00:44:12I'll show you in a little bit.
00:44:25Where is it?
00:44:26I want to see it.
00:44:28I don't have it.
00:44:29I lied about it.
00:44:30Oh.
00:44:31Well, I really wanted
00:44:32to see your stamp collection.
00:44:33Yeah, I know.
00:44:34That's so sad for it.
00:44:35No, what's really sad
00:44:36is if you actually had one.
00:44:37Yeah, I know.
00:44:40So why'd you say
00:44:41you had a stamp collection?
00:44:42Well, I mean,
00:44:43if that's what I gotta do
00:44:44to get us a loan, then...
00:44:46Why do you want us a loan?
00:44:48I thought you wanted
00:44:49to be alone,
00:44:50so that's why you came over.
00:44:52I just stopped by
00:44:53after work real quick.
00:44:56Okay.
00:44:58What's this?
00:45:01I don't know.
00:45:02It's some second grade
00:45:03field trip.
00:45:04They had us, like,
00:45:05get a dollar's worth
00:45:06of change,
00:45:07and they froze us
00:45:08in some kind of queue.
00:45:10You okay?
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:15Anyway,
00:45:17I gotta go.
00:45:19I have class,
00:45:20and then I have work tomorrow, so...
00:45:22I got you something.
00:45:23Thanks.
00:45:26Oh!
00:45:27You're okay.
00:45:29Yeah, I know.
00:45:30I'm sorry, too.
00:45:31What are you doing?
00:45:33What?
00:45:34I'm standing here.
00:45:35Are you trying to block me?
00:45:37Yes.
00:45:38I don't ever want you to leave.
00:45:40Okay.
00:45:42Okay.
00:45:48What?
00:45:50You bit my lip.
00:45:52Sorry.
00:45:54Well, I mean,
00:45:55did you not want me to kiss you?
00:45:57No.
00:45:58I mean...
00:46:02Since you bit my lip,
00:46:03you didn't want me to kiss you.
00:46:04What are you talking about?
00:46:06I don't know.
00:46:09I guess I'll screw you up.
00:46:10What?
00:46:11Don't feel bad about it.
00:46:12I mean, it's good that you did that.
00:46:14I did what?
00:46:15That you made the move.
00:46:17Because, you know,
00:46:18I don't usually kiss guys I'm not dating.
00:46:21Well, we're not.
00:46:26Bye, Shawn.
00:46:28Bye.
00:46:35Oh, my gosh.
00:46:36I didn't know you could do that.
00:46:38Well, it's not working for me.
00:46:39I don't have it.
00:46:40What's it called?
00:46:41Hitchhiker's thumb?
00:46:42I think it's a recessive trait,
00:46:43like blonde hair and blue eyes.
00:46:45Oh, I seem to have those traits.
00:46:47See, that's the reason
00:46:48I can't ever be that mad at Hitler,
00:46:49because as bad as he was,
00:46:51he wanted more of me.
00:46:52I can't help but take that as a compliment.
00:46:54You want to take a compliment
00:46:55from somebody that committed genocide?
00:46:57It's like, oh, thank you.
00:46:58I appreciate this.
00:46:59No, but seriously,
00:47:00you got to think, though.
00:47:01He wasn't a blonde-haired, blue-eyed guy.
00:47:02It'd be one thing if that was it,
00:47:03because he just wants more of himself.
00:47:04But he wasn't.
00:47:05He wanted more of me.
00:47:06Like, he went out of his way
00:47:07to compliment me like that.
00:47:08I wouldn't understand,
00:47:09because I never thought
00:47:10that just because somebody
00:47:11didn't have the same color hair
00:47:12they deserved to die,
00:47:13so I probably wouldn't understand.
00:47:14But, no, I do understand.
00:47:15Yeah, I do.
00:47:16See?
00:47:17I need you to see my work.
00:47:18But seriously, though,
00:47:19we got to get this AI crap going on.
00:47:20I know what we need.
00:47:21I just don't know how to put it in, though.
00:47:23I don't understand.
00:47:24I don't understand what the problem is.
00:47:26This whole time,
00:47:27we've been taking modules,
00:47:28downloading them,
00:47:29tweaking them,
00:47:30and this is the same thing.
00:47:31It's on the same lines.
00:47:32Have you tried it?
00:47:33It's not like that third-grade shit
00:47:34we were doing before.
00:47:35It's like a whole other thing.
00:47:37I mean, I haven't done AI in particular,
00:47:39but model tweaking
00:47:40is what we've been doing
00:47:41the entire time.
00:47:42I thought all the white room experiment stuff,
00:47:44you would have figured it out by now.
00:47:46Well, the white room experiment
00:47:47isn't exactly working out
00:47:48like I thought it would.
00:47:49It's just...
00:47:52It's too much.
00:47:53Too much white.
00:47:54It's like how silence is deafening.
00:47:56There's nothing going on,
00:47:57so I just sit in there,
00:47:58and I'm like,
00:47:59I guess there's more inspiration
00:48:01in jumbled up stuff than I thought,
00:48:04because poets, writers,
00:48:06they're outside.
00:48:07They have ambient noise,
00:48:09like birds chirping.
00:48:10They have the backdrop of nature
00:48:13to put them in the trance,
00:48:15and I just feel like
00:48:16it's a more productive environment.
00:48:18Well, whatever we're going to do,
00:48:19we need to do something quick
00:48:20because I'm going up with Christina
00:48:22in a few hours.
00:48:23What's she going to do?
00:48:25Some stupid movie she wants to see.
00:48:30You trying to tell me something?
00:48:32Take this guy.
00:48:34You want to go?
00:48:35You don't think she'll mind?
00:48:36I know that I have been waiting
00:48:37for a long time
00:48:38for you to be one of the
00:48:39third wheels on my day.
00:48:40Shut up, man.
00:48:41Shut up.
00:48:42It's an insult.
00:48:43I'm pretty sure third wheel
00:48:44is an insult.
00:48:51I want you.
00:48:53Can't you understand that?
00:48:56Yes.
00:48:57Sorry.
00:48:58I'm sorry.
00:48:59Excuse me.
00:49:00Sorry.
00:49:03Did you guys have picked
00:49:04the worst area to sit?
00:49:06Could you be any more rude?
00:49:09Funny.
00:49:10I thought we were both
00:49:11going to wear black today.
00:49:13Sorry, I forgot.
00:49:15Exactly.
00:49:17So what did you guys do today?
00:49:18Paint the town red?
00:49:19I never wanted to hurt you.
00:49:20Paint the town red?
00:49:22Some stupid saying I taught her.
00:49:24I know I hurt you.
00:49:26No, we just got a lot done
00:49:27on the video game.
00:49:29Cool.
00:49:30My friend Toby,
00:49:31he works on stuff like that
00:49:32except with websites.
00:49:35Yeah, that's the same thing.
00:49:37You guys should really meet him.
00:49:38He's awesome.
00:49:39Yeah, we'll get right on that.
00:49:41I can't wait.
00:49:45Watch out.
00:49:47Sorry.
00:49:57I'm sorry.
00:50:00Hey, where have you been?
00:50:02My sister needed me
00:50:03to get her something at Walmart.
00:50:05Your sister?
00:50:06Yeah.
00:50:10So what's going on?
00:50:11I thought she was getting married.
00:50:13She is.
00:50:14But who are those guys?
00:50:16One of them's her father.
00:50:17Which one?
00:50:19I don't know.
00:50:20It hasn't said yet.
00:50:21Oh.
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:34Are you trying to touch Gavin?
00:50:36Because I'll move.
00:50:38I just can't.
00:50:40Why?
00:50:46Excuse me.
00:50:52Dude, seriously.
00:50:54This is fucking ridiculous.
00:50:56I say we just let her come back
00:50:57to an empty row of seats.
00:50:58We should.
00:51:00Let's do it.
00:51:02Let's just see what happens.
00:51:03Oh, I know what's going to happen.
00:51:04The sequel.
00:51:18Man, this is the worst
00:51:20I've ever seen in my life.
00:51:22I've ever seen in my life.
00:51:29This is horrible.
00:51:32What are we watching this for?
00:51:38Good answer.
00:51:44Alright.
00:51:46What's that look like to you?
00:51:48There's little things in there.
00:51:50Some little bugs.
00:51:55I don't know.
00:51:56It kind of looked like it, but
00:51:58I don't taste anything different.
00:51:59I mean, it tastes fine,
00:52:00but I don't know what bugs taste like.
00:52:08Man, don't even answer that crap.
00:52:10I don't want to answer it.
00:52:13Hello?
00:52:16Yeah.
00:52:19Nothing.
00:52:22Not really.
00:52:25Well, you know what I think is weird?
00:52:27I think it's weird that
00:52:29when you go to the movies with someone,
00:52:31they disappear for hours at a time
00:52:33to go date some other guy
00:52:34while lying about getting something
00:52:36for their sister at Walmart.
00:52:39How are you still going to tell me that?
00:52:43Whatever, you're such a liar.
00:52:45Well, don't.
00:52:55I think this does have bugs in it.
00:53:02I'm going to dump the scrap out.
00:53:06One Mississippi.
00:53:07Two Mississippi.
00:53:08Three Mississippi.
00:53:09Oh, yeah!
00:53:12Oh my, how did he get that?
00:53:15Yeah!
00:53:19We just gave you a fucking out-of-bounds play
00:53:21and you're going to pull some shit?
00:53:22We called out at the edge of that,
00:53:24right at the edge of the gas pump.
00:53:25Louder, boy!
00:53:26Ocean Queens, 18.
00:53:28Set up!
00:53:29One Mississippi.
00:53:30Two Mississippi.
00:53:31Three Mississippi.
00:53:32Four Mississippi.
00:53:34Get it! Get it!
00:53:37Oh, shit!
00:53:38There's two hands on his body, man.
00:53:41Two.
00:53:42Two hands on his body.
00:53:43That's not how you play,
00:53:44two hands on his body.
00:53:45Two hands.
00:53:46Two hands at a time like that.
00:53:47Like, you know, like that.
00:53:48Man, I'm trying to figure out
00:53:49how all the Chunky boys got on the same team.
00:53:51Man, you want to be skins next time?
00:53:53I'm still scratching right now.
00:53:54Man, I guess.
00:53:55It don't matter, we won.
00:53:57Yeah, because you all know what out-of-bounds is.
00:53:59And you all know what the fuck
00:54:00pass interference is.
00:54:01Yeah, for real.
00:54:02Hey, prison rules.
00:54:04Man, unnecessary roughness.
00:54:06I'll talk to you later.
00:54:07I got to go.
00:54:08Dude, I don't even want to hear it.
00:54:09Just do me a favor.
00:54:10Say hi to Christina number two, please.
00:54:11Hey, don't even compare the two, man.
00:54:12Nothing alike.
00:54:13We'll see.
00:54:14Just please tell me
00:54:15you're going to be at graduation.
00:54:17Hell, yeah, I'm going to be at graduation.
00:54:18I miss Patrick getting a freaking straw up his ass.
00:54:20You think I'm going to miss graduation?
00:54:22That happened to him,
00:54:23and he got knocked out.
00:54:24And we still see more of him
00:54:25than we see of you.
00:54:26You know, I mean, I realized
00:54:28that I was gone a lot,
00:54:29and I kind of acted like a...
00:54:30Bitch?
00:54:31Basically like a bitch.
00:54:33And I'm working on it, man.
00:54:34I'm working on it.
00:54:35Then just stop being a bitch.
00:54:36That's all you got to do.
00:54:37And you know what, motherfucker?
00:54:38I see y'all doing something on this game,
00:54:40and I actually want to help out.
00:54:41I think that's going to be pretty cool.
00:54:43Uh, thanks.
00:54:44We're actually trying to get something done for once.
00:54:47Yeah.
00:54:48What you writing about?
00:54:49Huh?
00:54:51I gotta tell you something, man.
00:54:54What's up?
00:54:56I've been dating Christina
00:54:58for the past two months.
00:54:59And I'm not...
00:55:01I wasn't, like, trying to talk to her or anything.
00:55:03Like, you know,
00:55:04we were just hanging out and stuff
00:55:05like we were before,
00:55:06and she seemed cool.
00:55:07Like, she seemed cool.
00:55:08Like, I've never really had, like, a female friend.
00:55:10And she's, like, a friend girl.
00:55:11She's, like, hanging out and stuff.
00:55:12She's, like, really cool.
00:55:13So I'm just thinking like that.
00:55:14But she started pursuing me.
00:55:16And I wouldn't normally do that
00:55:17because I've always been against, like, um,
00:55:19you know, talking to somebody's ex-girlfriend and everything.
00:55:21Like, you probably heard me say that before,
00:55:22but it's just...
00:55:24I don't know, like, you were...
00:55:25You broke up with her,
00:55:26so I didn't think you wanted anything with her,
00:55:27and you were, like, dating Elena after that,
00:55:29and she's going to end up dating some douchebag anyway,
00:55:31so I'm just thinking, you know,
00:55:33I might as well, you know...
00:55:35Uh...
00:55:37Well, did y'all kiss or anything?
00:55:40I mean, kind of, but not really.
00:55:44Are you still seeing her?
00:55:45Fuck no.
00:55:46No, you didn't even hear the worst part yet.
00:55:48Like, we went to the movie theater,
00:55:49and she ended up cheating on me.
00:55:51Gavin could tell you about it.
00:55:52He was there.
00:55:56Man, that bitch needs to be in a straitjacket.
00:55:58She is certified crazy.
00:56:00Believe that.
00:56:01I agree, man.
00:56:02I know.
00:56:03I know.
00:56:04You know, that's the craziest thing about it.
00:56:06I'm just thinking, like,
00:56:07I found, like, kind of, like, the perfect girl,
00:56:09which is probably what she felt at first,
00:56:11and, um...
00:56:12It just felt like after all this,
00:56:14like, after I put her up here,
00:56:16it just...
00:56:17Her lying and doing all that,
00:56:18it just broke everything away.
00:56:19Like, it messed up my trust system.
00:56:21Like, I can't even believe anything she's ever said.
00:56:23I know what you mean, man.
00:56:24How do you think I felt?
00:56:25I felt like I was going to marry her.
00:56:28Me too.
00:56:31Damn, man, me too.
00:56:34Man, dude, whatever.
00:57:05I'm sorry, man.
00:57:07I'm sorry.
00:57:09I'm sorry.
00:57:11I'm sorry.
00:57:13I'm sorry.
00:57:16I want to lick you up and down.
00:57:19Me too.
00:57:21Me too?
00:57:23God, that's why we're doing this.
00:57:27That's why we're doing this stuff.
00:57:29So I can get better at it.
00:57:31At least try to sound like a girl,
00:57:33so I'm in, like, the right mood for this thing.
00:57:35Man, I'm no wonder that bitch cheated on you, man.
00:57:39Are you being serious?
00:57:42Man, I'm just messing with you about it.
00:57:43Why are you taking this so serious?
00:57:46I don't know. I just feel like that's part of the reason
00:57:49why she loved me, because I'm too inexperienced.
00:57:52Dude, for the last time, that girl is messed up.
00:57:56I mean, think of all the stories Lucas has
00:57:58about what all the shit she did to him.
00:58:01Just do me a favor, and if a girl ever tells you
00:58:06she wants to lick you up and down, just don't say me too.
00:58:11I can't think right now.
00:58:12It's just all this crap about dad
00:58:15and working on the game and studying and shit.
00:58:17Dude, tell me about it.
00:58:18I got two tests tomorrow, but after that,
00:58:21we're off to Travis's graduation.
00:58:23When we get back, we're switching
00:58:25into Renaissance mode, though.
00:58:27No more distractions.
00:58:29I mean, no school, no work, no girls, nothing.
00:58:38I thought you said it was next weekend.
00:58:40Dude, I told you Sunday.
00:58:43It was this next Friday.
00:58:44You told me Sunday. It was next Friday,
00:58:46which would mean the Friday of the next week.
00:58:49That would be this Friday if it's this Friday coming up.
00:58:52Man, whatever. If you were writing letters to him
00:58:54like a friend should, you would know when the graduation is.
00:58:58It's not like you had anything better to do.
00:59:02Dude, don't say shit.
00:59:05If you tell me this has anything to do with Christina,
00:59:10that's just perfect.
00:59:12Great. It's good to see you got your priorities in order.
00:59:15One of your best friends is graduating from basic training,
00:59:18and all you can do is just go hang out with some bitch
00:59:20that's been messing around with five guys behind your back.
00:59:22She hasn't been messing with five guys.
00:59:24That guy she was going to see was just some friend of hers
00:59:27that she dated a long time ago, and he was leaving to Iraq
00:59:29because he's in the National Guard's last day of the year.
00:59:31Then why'd she lie to you about it on the phone the other day?
00:59:33Because she doesn't like people in her business.
00:59:35Oh, yeah, okay.
00:59:39She don't think there's any way she can be telling the truth.
00:59:41Like, she has to be lying.
00:59:43All I'm saying is there's only two kind of people on this planet
00:59:46with lives that private, secret agents and sluts.
00:59:49I'll let you decide which one you think she is.
00:59:51Not to mention how she flirts with your brother
00:59:53right in front of your face.
00:59:54That's just her personality.
00:59:55Remember, she was like that when we first met her.
00:59:57Oh, yeah.
00:59:59That's just her personality.
01:00:00Oh, hey, Mark.
01:00:02Hey, Sean's brother.
01:00:03It's just my personality.
01:00:04Sean won't mind.
01:00:05He knows it's just my personality.
01:00:09Seriously?
01:00:13Man, why you trying to hold it in?
01:00:15Go ahead and laugh.
01:00:17That's all you can do when you're in a situation this fucked up.
01:00:20Why are you even going anyway?
01:00:22It's Memphis in May.
01:00:23At least tell me there's going to be some good bands.
01:00:26Fuck, no.
01:00:27There's going to be like 3-6 Mafia and Hinder.
01:00:29That's just perfect.
01:00:30You don't even give me anything that I can tell Lucas for you.
01:00:34I mean, why the fuck are you even going then?
01:00:37Because it's all the way out of Arkansas.
01:00:39She's never been out of Arkansas before.
01:00:40That's like a big deal for her.
01:00:42It'd be like a huge stepping stone in the relationship.
01:00:47Whatever, man.
01:00:48I got to pack for tomorrow.
01:00:51Pack your shit up.
01:01:16Just waiting on you.
01:01:21I thought you already told them that we were going to Memphis in May.
01:01:27That's stupid.
01:01:28How are they going to make you work even that?
01:01:31Whatever.
01:01:34I just missed my friend's graduation for this.
01:01:36So, you know, it's kind of a big deal.
01:01:42Alright.
01:01:44Alright.
01:01:52Alright.
01:01:55Ow!
01:01:56Thanks, Jesus.
01:01:57Just put me down.
01:01:58Alright.
01:01:59Oh, my God.
01:02:04What's this?
01:02:07It's a bear.
01:02:09Is it yours?
01:02:11Yeah, it's my bear.
01:02:15So, what's all this other stuff?
01:02:18My things.
01:02:19Stuff I've got over periods of time that have become my stuff.
01:02:25These movies?
01:02:26Why, do you want to watch one?
01:02:28Sure.
01:02:30I don't know which one.
01:02:31Have you seen City of God?
01:02:33No.
01:02:34What's it about?
01:02:35It's about these Brazilian kids and drugs and gangs and stuff.
01:02:38It's too complicated.
01:02:39I'll just put it in.
01:02:40Okay.
01:02:48Jesus.
01:03:04What are you doing?
01:03:06I'm just...
01:03:14I'm going to the bathroom.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:19Okay.
01:03:45You leaving?
01:03:46Yeah, I can't stay and watch the rest.
01:03:48I gotta go take care of my dog.
01:03:50What dog?
01:03:52My dog.
01:03:53When did you get a dog?
01:03:54Two weeks ago.
01:03:56So, you just got a dog out of nowhere?
01:03:58No, my friend Brian got it for me.
01:04:00Okay, who's Brian?
01:04:02My friend Brian.
01:04:04So, how do you take care of a dog?
01:04:06You just feed it in water and it takes care of itself?
01:04:09Well, it's still a puppy, though.
01:04:11So, you feed it puppy food?
01:04:13I gotta go.
01:04:16Alright.
01:04:19Is something wrong?
01:04:22If you don't know by now, I don't know really what I can tell you.
01:04:26Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:28If you got something you gotta do, then go.
01:04:30I just thought it's a pretty big deal that I stayed home for Travis' graduation.
01:04:35Well, I didn't tell you to do that.
01:04:37I know, but I did it for you.
01:04:40Look, I'm sorry we didn't get to go to the concert.
01:04:43I'm not talking about that.
01:04:44What are you talking about?
01:04:47I'm talking about us.
01:04:51Now I'm confused. What do you want?
01:04:57I want you.
01:05:00I really cannot wait.
01:05:01Sorry, John. I gotta go.
01:05:10So, is this it?
01:05:13I mean, are you just gonna walk off?
01:05:16I told you I had to go.
01:05:18I know, but I mean, I just feel like this is gonna be the end.
01:05:22Well, I certainly hope not.
01:05:24But if that's what you want, then...
01:05:26I mean, if you're just gonna walk off and not...
01:05:30I gotta go.
01:05:42Bye.
01:06:06Hello?
01:06:09Hey.
01:06:11Hey, Jonathan.
01:06:14About six hours away.
01:06:17Yeah.
01:06:20Yeah.
01:06:23I know.
01:06:24Call me whatever you want. I deserve it.
01:06:31Well, thanks, but I know what I am.
01:06:40Well, tell him I'm sorry. I'm...
01:06:43Alright.
01:06:45Alright, well, tell him I'm sorry I missed his graduation.
01:06:50I'm not driving all the way out there.
01:06:55So, everything's forgiven.
01:06:58Even Lucas.
01:07:01How's Clint gonna be more mad at me than Lucas?
01:07:09Alright.
01:07:12Yeah, I'll drive out there.
01:07:14After everything I've done, I deserve a two-day car ride by myself.
01:07:19Alright.
01:07:21What?
01:07:24Hello?
01:07:26Hello?
01:07:39Hello?
01:08:09Hello?
01:08:39Hello?
01:08:42Hello?
01:08:45Hello?
01:08:48Hello?
01:08:51Hello?
01:08:54Hello?
01:08:57Hello?
01:09:00Hello?
01:09:03Hello?