Two college freshmen who decided to stick with their high school sweethearts have to pull a 'Turkey Dump' and break up w | dG1fRmpiNFYyU211N2c
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00:00The planet is on fire. The permafrost is almost gone.
00:03We have ten years left of life as we know it.
00:07Unless we take decisive action now, which I think we both know-
00:10Okay, can I, uh, can I stop you?
00:13Sure, yeah, you have a note?
00:14Yeah, I have a note.
00:15Why are you beginning your breakup speech like you're a climate activist?
00:19I'm just trying to contextualize it.
00:21You're breaking up with Claire so you can fuck randos in college.
00:24I don't think breaking up the permafrost is gonna make her feel better.
00:29Yeah, you're right.
00:31She's gonna kill, she's gonna kill me. She's gonna kill me.
00:33Don't panic. This is why we're workshopping.
00:37Here, let me do mine.
00:42Simon, you know how much I wanted this to work.
00:49It's neither of our faults.
00:51We both tried our best.
00:54Oh my god.
00:55I'm sorry. Can I help you?
00:58I couldn't help it over here. Sounds like you two are breaking up.
01:01We're not breaking up with each other. We're breaking up with other people.
01:05Jamie, stand down.
01:06Interesting, because I thought you were engaged.
01:09It's called having an affair.
01:11Having an affair? What are you, 16?
01:13And we're in college, dumbass.
01:14I know you're in college. I'm sitting two fucking feet from you.
01:18What, do you think these are soundproof seats?
01:20It's a greyhound bus.
01:28You