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00:00Ueda Channel!
00:02Thank you for having us!
00:04Thank you for having us!
00:06Let's eat!
00:08That was fast!
00:10First, let's feel the atmosphere.
00:12It's a bit awkward.
00:14I want to eat pizza!
00:16It looks so good!
00:18Pizza!
00:20What is this place?
00:22It's a store called Rokunen Yonkumi.
00:24It's based on the feeling of the time when I was in elementary school.
00:28I knew there was a store with that kind of concept,
00:32but I didn't know it was like this.
00:34I didn't know it was like this.
00:36So, there are also old-fashioned things like fried bread.
00:40It's nostalgic.
00:42What did you like?
00:44Soft noodles.
00:46I've heard of it.
00:48There was curry udon.
00:50I put curry on the soft noodles.
00:54I didn't know that.
00:56When I was in elementary school, I was 170 cm tall.
00:58I was 100 kg.
01:00So, I went to the school lunch meeting.
01:02I made everyone's noodles thinner and smaller.
01:06I didn't make anyone's noodles too big.
01:08I was like,
01:10I was like,
01:12I was like,
01:14I was like,
01:16I was like,
01:18I was like,
01:20I was like,
01:22I was like,
01:24I was like,
01:26I was like,
01:28I was like,
01:30I was like,
01:32I was like,
01:34I was like,
01:36I was like,
01:38I was like that.
01:40Like that.
01:42Like that.
01:46There were many girls.
01:48I was attracted to it.
01:50I was attracted to moving to another class.
01:52What are you doing today?
01:54Shimizu-san got married the other day, right?
01:56Congratulations!
01:58Shimizu-san got married all over Japan.
02:00Everyone was in a celebratory mood.
02:02Yeah, everyone was celebrating.
02:04However, there is one person in Japan
02:06who is not satisfied with Shimizu-san's marriage.
02:08Is it that bad?
02:10Today, we have invited that person.
02:12It's Saito Satoru-san.
02:14Oh, Satoru-san.
02:16I feel like I'm at school.
02:18That's true.
02:20I feel like I'm at school.
02:22It's been a while.
02:24It's not been a while.
02:26Wait a minute.
02:28Shimizu-san!
02:30What is it?
02:32Wait a minute.
02:34Why did you get married?
02:38Oh, I see.
02:40He is a member of a grape company
02:42just like Sandwich Man.
02:44Saito Satoru is an entertainer
02:46who does comedy in Yankee style.
02:50Oh, I see.
02:56Hello!
02:58How are you?
03:02I'm 35 years old,
03:04but I'm still a virgin.
03:06Why?
03:08Isn't there a law that kills virgins?
03:10Even if you don't do that,
03:12if you wear knitwear,
03:14we will die.
03:16What are you talking about?
03:18That's what I'm talking about.
03:22Even if you try to receive
03:24the karate that kills virgins,
03:26Oh, I'm shaking.
03:30Saito Satoru has fallen in love with Shimizu.
03:32What's more,
03:36I bought a DVD of Shimizu-san.
03:38Oh, really?
03:40You got his autograph.
03:42Oh, really?
03:44Can I have the DVD?
03:46Are you coming to an event?
03:50He is in love with Shimizu,
03:52and he is shocked by the marriage.
03:56In April,
03:58I was told that
04:00I couldn't get married
04:02because I was an ex-girlfriend,
04:06but I said that
04:08I wanted to get married
04:10because I didn't have a goal.
04:12You didn't have a goal?
04:14No, not at all.
04:16You said you were a big fan of Shimizu.
04:18Yes, I did.
04:20You brought the DVD with you.
04:22If you were in a relationship with Shimizu twice,
04:24you might be in a relationship with Shimizu twice.
04:26Why?
04:28If you were in a relationship with Shimizu 100 times,
04:30you might be in a relationship with Shimizu 100 times.
04:32We are in a relationship with Shimizu more than 100 times.
04:34But you haven't given up yet.
04:36No, I haven't.
04:38So today,
04:40we are going to play a game
04:42to see what would happen
04:44if you were in a relationship with Shimizu.
04:48Sounds good.
04:50It's a real love simulation game
04:52between Shimizu and I.
04:54We are going to play it.
04:56Is it a title of a love game?
04:58Really?
05:00From now on,
05:02a man and a woman become rivals
05:04and play a love simulation game
05:06between Shimizu and I.
05:08Let's start the first scene.
05:10Go ahead.
05:12My name is Shimizu Airi.
05:14I transferred to this high school from today.
05:16I'm going to seduce
05:18the students of this high school
05:20with my charm.
05:22I'm going to be
05:24your classmate from today.
05:26I'm Shimizu Airi, a transfer student.
05:28Shimizu-san, please say hello to everyone.
05:30I'm Shimizu Airi, a transfer student.
05:32I'm Shimizu Airi, a transfer student.
05:34I'm Shimizu Airi, a transfer student.
05:36I'm Shimizu Airi,
05:38a transfer student.
05:40I'm a transfer student.
05:42Please pay attention to me when you are in the classroom.
05:44I'm a transfer student.
05:48Everyone is fascinated by my charm.
05:50Everyone is fascinated by my charm.
05:52I'm a transfer student.
05:54I'm a transfer student.
05:56I'm a transfer student.
05:58It's a break time.
06:00I'm going to see the school.
06:02I'm a transfer student.
06:04I'm a transfer student.
06:06I'm a transfer student.
06:08I'm a transfer student.
06:10I'm a transfer student.
06:12I'm a transfer student.
06:14I'm a transfer student.
06:16I'm a transfer student.
06:18I'm a transfer student.
06:20I'm a transfer student.
06:22I'm a transfer student.
06:24I'm a transfer student.
06:26I'm a transfer student.
06:28I'm a transfer student.
06:30I'm a transfer student.
06:32It's difficult.
06:34It's difficult.
06:36Then I answer first.
06:38Rather than looking up from below,
06:40It is better to look at from the front.
06:42Is it a cool?
06:44What's that?
06:46What do you mean?
06:48Rather than looking from below
06:50I want you to look at from the front.
06:52Then I answer if I'm cool.
06:54Quickly look at my coolness from the front.
06:56What's that?
06:58Somehow
07:00I thought I'd go with a manly look.
07:02Ah, a manly look.
07:04He's a pretty confident man.
07:06I can't say that.
07:08I can't say that.
07:10He's handsome.
07:12Beppu-chan.
07:14What's wrong? Are you worried?
07:16Worried?
07:18If you fall, just look up.
07:20The sun is there.
07:22What do you mean?
07:24I'm just trying to be cool.
07:26Even if you fall, just look up.
07:28If you fall, just look up.
07:30It's weird that he's worried.
07:32He just fell.
07:34Is he worried?
07:36Is he worried?
07:38Look at him.
07:40Look at him.
07:42Look at him.
07:44Look at him.
07:46Look at him.
07:48Look at him.
07:50I'm scared.
07:52I'm scared, too.
07:54I'm scared, too.
07:56That's all he said.
07:58That's right.
08:00He dug a hole himself.
08:02Next, Hamaron.
08:04It's a love simulation game.
08:06Are you okay?
08:08I fell, too.
08:10I broke my butt.
08:12I'm more embarrassed.
08:14Anyway, thank you.
08:16It's a game answer.
08:18He fell next to him and broke his butt.
08:20I'm more embarrassed, so don't worry.
08:22I see.
08:24I think he's a man.
08:26It's his talent.
08:28It's his fun.
08:30It's his fun.
08:32I think he should play this game.
08:34I can't help it.
08:36I'll answer the question.
08:38I'll answer the question.
08:40It's a man's answer.
08:42It's a man's answer.
08:44He's a man.
08:46He's a man.
08:48He's a man.
08:50He's a man.
08:52Stand up, Fujinami!
08:55Stand up!
08:56Fujinami!
08:57Why did you become Inoki?
08:59You can't help but laugh.
09:01It hurts.
09:03What's wrong with him?
09:04Why did he suddenly stand up?
09:10As Inoki.
09:11Next, Mr. Ueda.
09:13I'll save you if you fall down in the classroom.
09:16Please save me if I fall down because of your charm.
09:22It's Mr. Ueda.
09:23He's serious.
09:24He's cool.
09:25It's an adult romance simulation.
09:29Mr. Ueda is getting serious.
09:32He's like a big brother.
09:33What do you mean?
09:34I don't want to be called a big brother by a guy like him.
09:38He's still a big brother.
09:39He calmed down.
09:41But he's good.
09:43The best answer.
09:44First of all, you're lying down.
09:46You say, are you okay?
09:48I'll give you a bandage.
09:51I'll give you a bandage.
09:53When you get this bandage,
09:55let's go to a spa together.
09:59Listen.
10:00Mr. Shimizu.
10:02He wants to go to a spa.
10:05Why?
10:06He wants to go to a spa, but there's no one to invite him.
10:08He's worried.
10:10That's a fact.
10:11It's a fact.
10:12It's a fact.
10:13It's a fact.
10:14It's a fact.
10:15It's a fact.
10:16It's a fact.
10:17It's a fact.
10:18It's a fact.
10:19It's a fact.
10:20He wants to go to a spa, but it's hard to invite him.
10:24There's no one to go with him.
10:26He's worried that no one will go with him.
10:31He's worried.
10:32That was a long time ago.
10:34A few months later,
10:37he went to a spa with his female friends.
10:40He wants to go to a spa as many times as possible.
10:42I see.
10:44Mr. Shimizu.
10:47Please choose the one you think is the worst.
10:52I don't think there's anyone who says there's a sun there.
10:59Seriously?
11:00So,
11:01Eppu is eliminated.
11:04This game is fun.
11:05I'm a little nervous.
11:09I'll do my best in this game.
11:10It's fun.
11:11It's a good game.
11:12I won't lose.
11:13Let's move on to the next scene.
11:15I want to do this.
11:19This person is really cool.
11:22He's my type.
11:25I want to get along with him, so I'll invite him after school.
11:28That's good.
11:30Hey,
11:32my dream is to become a painter in the future.
11:37You have a good dream.
11:41I want to draw your white fur.
11:46She's the worst woman.
11:47She's the worst woman.
11:48She's the worst woman.
11:49She's the worst woman.
11:50She's the worst woman.
11:51She's the worst woman.
11:52She's the worst woman.
11:54Everyone,
11:55please reject Mr. Shimizu's invitation.
12:03Shimizu's Love Simulation Game
12:06The theme is to reject Mr. Shimizu's invitation in a cool way.
12:11I want to see what Beppu wants to see.
12:13Let's start with Guri.
12:15Mr. Sasaguchi, please.
12:17You said you wouldn't show me your white fur.
12:20I don't have time for that.
12:22I'm going to be a monk.
12:25White fur.
12:26I'm going to wear white fur and answer.
12:29This is difficult.
12:30You're the principal, right?
12:32White fur.
12:33Mr. Hamono, please.
12:35I'm wearing white fur.
12:37I'm a monk.
12:40I can't draw on the canvas.
12:44This is good.
12:46He's responding to the principal.
12:49This is good.
12:50I'm going to be bigger.
12:52I'm wearing the same thing as Hamono.
12:54Mr. Hosaka, please.
12:55I'm going to be a monk.
12:57I can make your wish come true.
13:00I'm going to answer,
13:03I'm not a white monk,
13:06I'm a black Dubai tower man.
13:11I see.
13:13I see.
13:15I see.
13:17I see.
13:18I see.
13:19I see.
13:23I see.
13:25I see.
13:26I see.
13:27I see.
13:28I see.
13:29I see.
13:30I see.
13:31I'm going to be a monk.
13:34You're serious.
13:36Mr. Ueda is a strong bro.
13:39You should stop calling him a bro.
13:41He's strong.
13:43I thought he would choose an adult character.
13:46Is Ueda some kind of sexy person?
13:48You're right.
13:50He is the sexiest, but he's acting like a man.
13:54He's speaking on top of the hotel room.
13:56Right.
13:57We're still thinking about taxi or train.
14:00He's still a newbie at love.
14:03Sato-san, please.
14:05You're shy and that's why you invited me, right?
14:08You should be ashamed to wear sexy clothes.
14:13Don't say that. Let's go to an art museum together.
14:16I didn't ask for that.
14:18I didn't write that.
14:19I didn't ask you to go to an art museum.
14:21Listen!
14:22That's not fair!
14:23That's not fair!
14:25That's not fair!
14:27Listen!
14:30What's wrong with you?
14:31You're so full of yourself.
14:34Shimizu-san, you don't say negative things.
14:38But there are two negative things about you.
14:45The first one is about marriage.
14:48And the second one is about wearing sexy clothes.
14:53But when you're alone, you walk in front of the mirror.
14:57That's what you're doing.
14:59That's what you're worried about.
15:02If you don't have a manager, it's embarrassing.
15:07That's why we decided to go to an art museum together.
15:12Don't push yourself.
15:13Let's go to an art museum.
15:14I didn't ask for that.
15:15You just went to an art museum recently.
15:18Really?
15:20Did you go to an art museum recently?
15:23Yes, about a month ago.
15:27I went to see Tanami-san's exhibition.
15:31I didn't know you knew that.
15:34That brother is strong.
15:36He's here to beat you up.
15:39He's a reliable brother.
15:41He's a senior and junior at a car factory.
15:46Who will be eliminated in this scene?
15:49Come on!
15:53I can't believe it.
15:55I can't believe it's the opening scene.
15:56It's so lame.
15:59It's so lame.
16:01It's a hate bridge.
16:03I refuse to be eliminated.
16:07That was close.
16:09Was my character bad?
16:12I feel like I like it.
16:16Did you feel like you liked it?
16:18But I think it's going to be real for a moment.
16:20I don't know what the opening scene is about.
16:24I didn't understand it in the first place.
16:27If you haven't seen the drama, you won't understand it.
16:30You can still do it.
16:32You still have a chance.
16:34Let's move on to the next scene.
16:36I can't refuse my invitation.
16:40But I'm going to make him turn around.
16:45A month later.
16:46I've been inviting him every day for a month.
16:50We're finally going on a date.
16:52I'm going to make him fall in love with me.
16:57I'm looking forward to it.
17:00That's the bad guy from the school next door.
17:04I'm in trouble. He found me.
17:08Hey, Shimizu.
17:09What are you doing here?
17:11I won't let you say you forgot about the other day.
17:17I'm going to end it with karate.
17:22Bang!
17:24You're really good at it.
17:26It's cheap.
17:27Bang!
17:30What are you doing?
17:32Panty line.
17:34What are you doing?
17:37Panty line.
17:38Shonan Shinjuku line.
17:40What are you doing?
17:43I can't do this.
17:45I'm going to lose.
17:48I'm in trouble.
17:49Can someone help me?
17:52Everyone, please help Shimizu Airi.
17:58This is the final question.
18:01The person with the best answer will be with Shimizu Airi.
18:06Everyone, please go and win.
18:09Data.
18:11What's that?
18:14It's Airi's data.
18:16Airi's data.
18:18Are you keeping Airi's X?
18:21X, Wikipedia, and Instagram.
18:24There's a lot of information.
18:26Let's see if Saito can get it.
18:30Show me the data.
18:31Oh, the data book.
18:35What did you write?
18:37This is my answer.
18:38This is my answer.
18:40It's not data.
18:44You wrote a lot.
18:46Favorite food, black sesame pudding, black sesame ice cream.
18:50I like black sesame.
18:52I want to get a tea license before I die.
18:55He said that in 2014.
18:5810 years ago.
19:00Did you write it down in 2014?
19:02I wrote down X as much as I could.
19:05You really like it.
19:08Let's see everyone's answers.
19:10I'm looking forward to it.
19:11Let's start with Hamano-san.
19:14I wrote it down.
19:16Tanima's line.
19:21Tanima's line.
19:22Tanima's line.
19:25It's like a gag.
19:27You can't use violence.
19:30You have to solve it with money.
19:34Let's move on to Kosaka-san.
19:36I'll show you how to solve it.
19:38Stand at a low angle.
19:40Stand at a low angle.
19:42Stand at a low angle.
19:46Put your feet on the bait.
19:51Turn around.
19:52Put your feet on the bait.
19:54Back choke.
19:55Tap.
19:56Tap and shoot after you win.
19:59That's the real way to fight.
20:01That's the real way to fight.
20:03Beat him like this.
20:04He taught me how to fight.
20:07He taught me how to fight.
20:09This is a game.
20:12You should confess while attacking.
20:18Let's say you have an opponent.
20:20Let's say you have an opponent.
20:23Let's say you have an opponent.
20:30He wants to be on your show.
20:31He wants to be on your show.
20:32Don't put your feet on the bait.
20:36You suck.
20:38You suck.
20:43He's the one you respect.
20:46He's the one you respect.
20:47His footwork is better than mine.
20:50His footwork is better than mine.
20:51Mine is not as great as yours.
20:53It's better than yours.
20:55Mine is not as great as yours.
21:02I'm not going to lose to Saito.
21:04Saito-san!
21:06Saito-san, if you win here,
21:08you'll get Shimizu-san.
21:10It's a love simulation game.
21:12If you choose to help out in a fight,
21:14the fight will end
21:16in a blink of an eye.
21:18So, I'm going to help Shimizu-san
21:20and I'm going to play
21:22with Miya
21:24with my Rizen and Nekojarashi.
21:26Like this.
21:28Miya.
21:30This is Shimizu-san's cat.
21:32Shimizu-san's cat.
21:34Hey, don't scream in a separate room.
21:36It's a kidnapping.
21:38It's a kidnapping of a pet.
21:40It's a kidnapping.
21:42It's Airi-chan's cat?
21:44Yes.
21:46This cat
21:48has been raised recently.
21:50I'm going to put a picture of it on the wall.
21:52This is scary.
21:54I'm going to take it off
21:56and put it in the basket.
21:58If you like Shimizu-san, you can have him.
22:00That's not a good thing.
22:02He's a criminal.
22:04That's true.
22:06Next week.
22:08The next episode.
22:10Don't miss the free stream on Tver, Abema,
22:12and the past broadcasts on Terasa.
22:14Who will help Shimizu-san
22:16and get along with Airi-chan?
22:18Who will help Shimizu-san and get along with Airi-chan?
22:20Who will help Shimizu-san and get along with Airi-chan?
22:22I like joking.
22:24I like Shimizu-san and Airi-chan.
22:26You look so cool.
22:28You look so cool.
22:30You look so cool.
22:32I'm really going to get along with Airi-chan.
22:38Airi-chan, you're not going to get along with me, right?
22:40I'm going to get along with you.
22:46You're married, right?
22:48Getting along with Ueha-san and Airi-chan
22:50is a situation.
22:52It's a situation.
22:54It's just a...
22:58Have you settled down?
23:00Well, I'll see you again.
23:02I hope Saito will come again.
23:04Next time, I know what to do.
23:06I'll investigate my brother.
23:08That's good.
23:10I have to overcome this wall.
23:12Your brother is strong.
23:14Next time, we reveal the truth behind the lawyer.
23:16Actress and lawyer, Kotake Seigikan.
23:20It's not that serious of a crime.
23:22That's how it is.
23:24I don't know if that will work in court.
23:26No, I can't lose.
23:28Galaxy, I'm counting on you.
23:30We're drinking.
23:32Please do it.