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00:00Un an plus tard...
00:30Un an plus tard...
01:00Un an plus tard...
01:30Un an plus tard...
02:00Peace and serenity.
02:02I tell you...
02:03La la la la la la la la la...
02:07La!
02:09Annie Bell, what was that?
02:11Sounds like the garbage disposal is backing up again.
02:14That's just Sister Sue.
02:16She's going out this evening and she's getting dressed.
02:19Going out again?
02:21What is that gal up to?
02:23This is the third night this week.
02:26I make it a distinct practice never to pry into Sister Sue's business.
02:33Well, ta ta all.
02:35And don't wait up.
02:40Yeah, ta ta to you too.
02:42Good night, Sister dear.
02:44Enjoy yourself.
02:46Did you see that glint in her eye?
02:49Why, she looked like sitting bull just before he gave Custer that Indian scalp treatment.
02:55I tell you, there's no good in that gal going out three nights in a row.
02:59Montgomery, maybe you're right.
03:02Suppose Sister Sue was run over.
03:05Suppose she got hurt.
03:07Or suppose she met with violence.
03:10We've got to do something about it, Montgomery.
03:14Maggie Bell, you were right.
03:16First thing in the morning, I'm going down and take out her accident policy on that old gal.
03:25Well, Colonel, it appears to me you have a problem.
03:29Your sister-in-law has been out four nights in a row.
03:32Yeah, Calvin, my friend.
03:34She didn't get in till three o'clock this morning.
03:37She's become a real nocturnal nanny goat.
03:40You don't suppose that Sister Sue has gone and got herself a boyfriend, do you?
03:44At her age? Ha! Don't be silly, Calvin.
03:47That would be like all the women in the world.
03:50At her age? Ha! Don't be silly, Calvin.
03:53That would be like an old rusty bed spring in the flop house going boing.
03:59I see you're reading the paper there, Calvin.
04:01What's new, son?
04:03Well, I see that bandit struck again.
04:06Uh, what bandit is that?
04:08Well, you know, Colonel, that woman who's been breaking into jewelry stores at night.
04:13The one they call the polka dot bandit.
04:16The polka dot bandit?
04:19A woman?
04:20Yeah, they call her that because a couple of times they've seen her, she's been wearing a polka dot dress.
04:27My sister Sue has been wearing a polka dot dress lately?
04:32They got a pretty good description of her here, too.
04:35Witnesses describe the polka dot bandit as being beetle-browed with small, cruel eyes and a receding chin.
04:46One of the witnesses describes her as having a peculiar loping gaze.
04:54This sounds more and more like Sister Sue.
04:57She's got a loping walk.
04:59She always walks like she's cranking her Essex.
05:02Now, Colonel, you don't think that Sister Sue could be the polka dot bandit, do you, really?
05:08I don't know what to think.
05:10I've been putting all these pieces together here and it adds up to a pretty jiggly jigsaw puzzle.
05:16Well, what plans have you got, Colonel?
05:18Well, now look.
05:19Every Saturday morning, Sister Sue and Maggie Bell go to the beauty parlor.
05:23Now, I thought we'd hide out, watch the apartment, and as soon as they go, slip in and search the place from top to bottom and see if we can't find some evidence.
05:33You follow me, Calvin?
05:34Follow you?
05:35Colonel, if we were any closer, we'd be dead.
05:41And then...
05:48How long are we going to have to wait?
05:50These cans are empty, but their memory lingers on.
05:54They should be leaving any moment now, Calvin.
06:01Quick, Calvin, here comes somebody.
06:05How did it do?
06:07Wow!
06:11Duck quick, Calvin, here he comes.
06:18You all right, Colonel?
06:19Yeah, but those throwaway bottles sure were rough on the head.
06:31This is her room.
06:35Uh-oh, the door is locked.
06:40That proves she is dishonest.
06:42If there's anything I can't stand, it's dishonest people.
06:46Yes, Calvin.
06:47Down in Nashville, the name Claxton was always symbolic with honor, pride, and Southern nobility.
06:56Yeah, Colonel.
06:57Your papa was always a perfect gentleman.
07:00I remember when they rode him out of town on a rail.
07:04He tipped his hat to all the ladies as they went by.
07:10Calvin, you search under the bed.
07:13I'm nervous, Colonel.
07:15I know the old rhinoceros is out.
07:19But I don't like prowling around her cage.
07:26Uh-oh.
07:27Wait a minute here.
07:29This door is locked.
07:31Uh-oh, that's a bad sign, Colonel.
07:35Look at all those fancy bracelets.
07:38Yeah, and a string of pearls, and rings, and expensive-looking brooches.
07:43This proves it, Calvin.
07:45Sister Sue is the polka-dot bandit.
07:48Yeah, sure looks that way, all right.
07:51She must be one of those schizophrenics.
07:54She got two complete different personalities.
07:57Don't be silly, Calvin.
07:59If that old goat had another personality, she'd have used it years ago.
08:09Why, Sister Sue, you mean you have a gentleman friend?
08:15Yes.
08:16He's been taking me out every night of the week.
08:19But why didn't you tell us?
08:21Because every time I had a boyfriend in the past,
08:24that no-good, idiotic, bird-brained, lazy, loafing husband of yours has stepped in and ruined him.
08:30That's why.
08:32What's he like?
08:33Where did you meet him?
08:35Well, his name is Clarence Shepherd, and he's sort of old and wealthy.
08:42Oh, Sister Sue, this sounds so romantic.
08:46I'm just dying to meet him.
08:49Well, last night he said he had something important to talk over with me, and I...
08:56Yes, yes.
08:57So I invited him up to the apartment this afternoon for tea.
09:01Oh, I'm so excited.
09:03Well, Montgomery won't be home until evening, and I'll go shopping.
09:08So you lovebirds can be all alone.
09:11Of course, it's too bad he's not young and handsome.
09:15Listen, Maggie Bell.
09:17After you have made as many trips as I have on the romance merry-go-round,
09:21you don't wait to grab the brass ring.
09:24You grabs whatever you can.
09:26Because, honey, it may be your last time around.
09:33SISTER LAW
10:04SISTER LAW
10:13SISTER LAW
10:33SISTER LAW
11:04That's funny.
11:06Sister Sue is usually in the kitchen here this time of day,
11:09making a mustard poultice for her back.
11:12Looks like a nice boiled potato in the icebox here.
11:15Shh! I hear voices.
11:19Tell me about tonight, Clarence.
11:22All right, Susie dear.
11:24Now, we want this to work like clockwork.
11:26We'll wait until it's dark, and I'll have the car out back.
11:29The coast is clear. Use signal from the window.
11:32Sister Sue is talking to some guy named Clarence who is one of the mob.
11:36Yeah, and it sounds like they're planning another job for the night.
11:40Just think, you and I together,
11:43why we'll steal the light from the moon,
11:46the sparkle from the stars.
11:48Sounds like they're planning on pulling some pretty big jobs.
11:52Oh, Clarence dear,
11:55we'll be together always.
11:58I can just see us in the big house.
12:03Me cooking your supper,
12:05bringing in your pipe and slippers,
12:08and sitting on your lap in front of the fire.
12:11Boy, they sure do have a wrong slant on that place.
12:15Yeah, they sure do.
12:17Now, how do you think your family is going to take this?
12:20Well, I don't know about that brother-in-law of mine.
12:24I don't want him to interfere.
12:26Uh-oh, Colonel. They're talking about you.
12:28Well, perhaps I'd better have a little talk with him.
12:31Oh, that won't be necessary, Clarence.
12:33I'll make some sort of deal with my sister,
12:36and we'll both take care of him tonight.
12:39Calvin, I've heard enough.
12:41Let's get out of here.
12:45Calvin, this is a mess.
12:48My sister-in-law is the polka dot bandit,
12:51and she's planning somehow to use my own wife
12:54to help knock me off tonight.
12:56Yeah, it sounds like she's planning on
12:59beating you some homicidal ham hocks all right.
13:02Hey, I really need some advice on what to do.
13:05I got to work fast.
13:07Well, there's one consolation, Colonel.
13:09If the old gal does knock you off,
13:12she'll get the chair.
13:15Well, that's no help, Calvin.
13:17And anyway, they could never squeeze that fat walrus
13:20into the hot seat.
13:22They'd have to give her the juice in the Morris chair.
13:26How to do.
13:28For me, that's my pizza pie.
13:39Well, Oliver Wendell, what do you think of this situation?
13:43Here my own sister-in-law,
13:45my sister-in-law who has been living with us
13:47for all these years,
13:49turns out to be a crook.
13:51That's why she's been stealing from me
13:54That's why she's been stealing jewelry,
13:56holding up people, taking their money.
13:59Isn't this a disgraceful situation?
14:02Don't worry, my good friend.
14:04I have been giving this little matter
14:06a lot of thought and consternation
14:08and I know exactly the path you ought to follow.
14:12What is that, Oliver?
14:14Raise her rent.
14:17The Colonel overheard a conversation
14:19and it looks like Sister Sue and her boyfriend
14:22are about to commit rigor mortis
14:24on the Colonel's corpus delicti.
14:26Well, in that case,
14:28the time has come to incarcerate the octogenarian.
14:32Huh?
14:33Turn the old gal in.
14:36Yeah, Colonel, you better get her
14:38before she gets you.
14:40I guess you're right, boys,
14:42but I hate doing such a thing
14:44to my own sister-in-law.
14:46Well, box up the loot in that polka-dot dress, Calvin,
14:49and let's go.
14:52Come on, Calvin, time's a-wasting.
14:54I'm coming.
15:21Calvin is probably off loafing someplace.
15:24That Calvin's the laziest man in the world.
15:28Why, when he went into the army,
15:30he was the only man they ever had
15:32who fell asleep while they was giving him a physical.
15:39Attention, all units.
15:41The polka-dot bandit has been definitely identified
15:44as a man disguised as a woman.
15:47The bandit put on a polka-dot dress
15:49to prevent the crimes.
15:51Be on the lookout for a man carrying a polka-dot dress.
16:03Well, I got the polka-dot dress
16:05and the jewelry in this box here, Calvin.
16:07We'll go in and turn the old gal in.
16:10It's the only honorable thing to do.
16:13Oh, the shame.
16:15The shame of it all.
16:17Nobody going in the police station here.
16:19There is a one-way door if ever I saw one.
16:24This is Sergeant Thomas at the 27th Precinct.
16:27We just got a hot tip on a polka-dot bandit.
16:30Yeah.
16:32Two fellas just walked into the station.
16:35One of them is carrying a box.
16:37Yeah, looks like a lost and found case.
16:39I'll call you back.
16:42Excuse me, sir.
16:43Servant of the people?
16:45Yeah, we got something important to tell you.
16:47Well, what is it?
16:49Well, you see, it's this way.
16:54What was that?
16:56Just one of the main cell doors in back, closing.
16:59Well, what I wanted was,
17:02you say you got cells back there?
17:05Certainly.
17:06This is a police station, isn't it?
17:08Would you excuse me a minute, officer,
17:10while I go over in the corner here
17:12and have a little conflab with my friend here.
17:16I just can't do it, Calvin.
17:18That iron door slamming is draining the courage right out of me.
17:22Yeah, it gives you the cold shivers, doesn't it?
17:25Right now, it feels like an Eskimo chiropractor
17:28is giving me a massage.
17:30But you have to do something, colonel.
17:33Sister Sue's planning on Mickey Finning you
17:35in the Never-Never Land tonight.
17:38You're right, Calvin.
17:39It's my duty.
17:42You again.
17:43Uh, yeah, sir.
17:45I want a...
17:47I want a...
17:50You want a what?
17:51Uh-oh, Calvin.
17:53There goes that Eskimo again.
17:55He wants to tell you about the polka dot bandit.
17:58Well, I think we know all we need to know
18:00about the polka dot bandit.
18:02You know who she is?
18:04Uh, she?
18:06The polka dot bandit's a man.
18:08Oh, no, she's not.
18:10She just walks that way.
18:11What are you talking about?
18:13The polka dot bandit is a man disguised as a woman.
18:17Now, if we can pick up a guy carrying a polka dot dress
18:20in some of the loot, we got our man.
18:26Uh, excuse me.
18:27Hi, good man.
18:29Yeah?
18:30Uh, please forget the whole thing.
18:31Thank you, sir.
18:32Uh, what thing is that?
18:34The thing he was gonna confess to you, dummy.
18:37I mean, sergeant, sir.
18:39What's that?
18:40Hey, what's going on here?
18:42Confess what?
18:43What do you got in that box there?
18:45Uh, what box, sir?
18:47That box you're holding.
18:49Oh, you mean this empty box here.
18:52The one that doesn't have anything in it.
18:54Well, well, look what we have here.
18:58So you're the polka dot bandit, eh?
19:01And you came here to give yourselves up
19:04and chicken out.
19:05Oh, no, sir.
19:07Then explain that polka dot dress
19:09and all that jewelry.
19:10Well, you see, what happened was,
19:13the thing is that we were only,
19:15we did not write to, uh...
19:32Well, we sure left those flatfoots flatfooted.
19:37The polka dot bandit and accomplice
19:39are headed down Park Boulevard.
19:41All units apprehend.
19:43They are driving a pickup truck.
20:06Oh, no!
20:36Oh, no!
21:06I'll duck in this garage and throw him off the trail.
21:37Welcome home, boys.
21:39Oh, how do you do?
21:47Why, Calvin, I think this is perfectly dreadful.
21:51You and the colonel locked up like that.
21:54How in the world did you ever get out?
21:56Oh, they question me all the time.
21:59I don't know.
22:00I don't know.
22:01I don't know.
22:02I don't know.
22:03I don't know.
22:05Oh, they questioned me for a while,
22:07but they said I was too stupid to do anything crooked
22:10and then they let me go.
22:16Oh, he's still sitting in the iron motel.
22:18They think he's the polka dot bandit.
22:25Oh, they're so mad at the colonel
22:27they will never speak to him again.
22:29I think if they meet him in the hereafter,
22:31they're going to snub him.
22:34Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça?
22:36Bien, dès qu'il a découvert que le Colonel était en prison, il a brisé l'engagement.
22:41Il a dit qu'il ne voulait pas avoir une partie d'une famille comme ça.
22:44Eh bien, c'est décevant.
22:46Eh bien, j'étais là-haut pour leur donner mes condoléances et leur rappeler le Colonel.
22:51Avant qu'ils m'aient emmené à l'étage, j'ai l'impression que la soeur Sue s'était résignée à une vie sans romance.
22:59Qu'est-ce qui t'a donné cette idée, Calvi?
23:02Eh bien, pendant que j'étais là-haut, elle m'a envoyé sa bouteille d'eau chaude vers la station de remplissage pour être revulcanisée.
23:12Gloria, mon amour, ma poche est remplie.
23:14Peux-tu l'empêcher pour moi, s'il te plaît?
23:17Si j'avais les ailes d'un ange, j'allais voler les murs de cette prison.
23:27Oh, mon Dieu, j'ai été là-haut 24 heures.
23:32Quelle désgrace.
23:34Maggie Bell ne m'a pas parlé.
23:36La soeur Sue s'est révélée avec Mr. Shepherd.
23:40Et les policiers pensent que je suis le bandit de Polka Dot.
23:44Oh, mon Dieu.
23:50D'accord, Claxton, nous vous laissons sortir. Allons-y.
23:53Oh, merveilleux. Merci, monsieur.
23:56Vous êtes innocent.
23:57Dépêchez-vous et sortez d'ici.
23:59Nous avons reçu le véritable bandit de Polka Dot et nous avons besoin de cette salle.
24:06Donc vous avez reçu le véritable bandit de Polka Dot, hein?
24:09Oui, nous l'avons reçu dans l'acte.
24:11Il vient maintenant.
24:13Pourquoi ça, Mr. Shepherd?
24:15La soeur Sue a un mari.
24:17C'est vrai.
24:18Et votre femme et sa soeur Sue attendent vous dehors.
24:22Et la soeur dit qu'elle veut vous donner un grand bisou
24:25pour l'aider à se marier avec ce bandit.
24:28Elle a dit ça?
24:33Fermez la porte, officier.
24:35C'est à vous, Mr. Shepherd.
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