A surreal sitcom about a kindly idiot and his atheist extremist housemate. In a world of cockney eagles, cheese-dealers | dHNzX2Uxb1FKUXRYYXNJ
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00:00Hello, hello, hello.
00:04Oh, hello officer.
00:06Oh, I wasn't actually talking to you. I was simply reading aloud the names of these magazines.
00:11Hello, hello, hello.
00:14Eat.
00:16But while you are here, would you mind telling me what's in that bag?
00:21What bag?
00:22That bag in your hand there.
00:24What hand? What bag? All this talk of hands and bags and stolen bread. I can't keep up.
00:29Show me or I'll use this.
00:32A pepper grinder?
00:33That's right, matey boy.
00:35Oh, this bag. It's just a lovely jelly.
00:41A lovely jelly, eh? Mind if I take a look?
00:45There's no point. It's just a standard lovely jelly.
00:48Give me that bag.
00:51A stolen loaf.
00:52What? Where's my lovely jelly gone?
00:59So, you stole the bread, eh? Makes you feel like a big man nicking wholemeal, does it?
01:05I just found it in the park. I expect some squirrels probably took it to use as a family sofa.
01:11It couldn't have been me anyway because I can't eat bread.
01:14Oh?
01:15I'm wheat intolerant.
01:17Oh yeah? What's that in your pocket?
01:20Oh, it's just...
01:23Wheat.
01:25How did that...?
01:27An image of you having a great time in a wheat field.
01:30That's probably not...
01:32And an extract from your diary which reads,
01:35I love wheat so much it's the best thing since sliced wholemeal bread, which I also love lots.
01:41Hmm.
01:42Well, I think we ought to carry on this conversation down at the station. Don't you?
01:51Why did you want to talk here?
01:54I just like railways.
01:56Yeah, nice.
01:58Hmm.