A director has a simple wish. | dG1fUmI2TnFISE9SNE0
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00:00Are you the production manager?
00:02Yes.
00:03Where is my Super Technicrane?
00:05I ordered a Super Technicrane.
00:07It's right over there.
00:09That's a Technicrane.
00:11I ordered a Super Technicrane.
00:13Where is my Super Technicrane?
00:16The Technicrane is nearly identical to the Super Technicrane.
00:20It has a 21-foot telescoping arm, a user-controlled hothead,
00:24wireless video feed and image stabilization.
00:27Where is my Super Technicrane?
00:29I need it for the shot.
00:32The Technicrane has pneumatic wheels, a 2-axis Z-head,
00:36a dolly grip monitor, a 14-inch color HD director monitor,
00:41and can telescope from 0 to 21 feet in under 10 seconds.
00:45Where is my Super Technicrane?
00:47I need it for the shot.
00:49The vendor had no Super Technicranes available, only a Technicrane.
00:53The only Super Technicrane is four states away.
00:56Where is my Super Technicrane?
00:58The client has signed off on the Technicrane.
01:01They did not want to pay the additional $5,000
01:04to ship the Super Technicrane from four states away.
01:08Where is my Super Technicrane?
01:10I need it for the shot.
01:12On the storyboard the camera booms up four feet.
01:15The Technicrane can boom up 21 feet.
01:18I need it for the shot.
01:20This Technicrane was just used on the film Inception,
01:23directed by Christopher Nolan.
01:26He also used it on The Dark Knight and Batman Begins.
01:29I need it for the shot.
01:31You want the camera to boom up four feet.
01:34A jib arm can do that.
01:36A peewee dolly can do that.
01:38This Technicrane can do that.
01:40I need to ride on the Super Technicrane.
01:43You cannot ride a Super Technicrane.
01:45It is remote operated.
01:47I need to ride the Super Technicrane for the shot.
01:51This is a fucking cat food commercial.
01:54The shot is of a fucking cat eating cat food from a bowl.
01:57I need to ride the Super Technicrane for the shot.
02:00Booming up four feet while the cat is eating
02:03is a stupid fucking idea.
02:05Why don't you shoot the cat at eye level
02:08while it is enjoying its fucking cat food?
02:10What did you just fucking say to me?
02:17I love that idea.
02:19Okay.
02:22I will need a Super Technicrane for that shot.
02:25I'm going to fucking kill you.
02:29I need to ride my Super Technicrane.