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"See, if my name is my property, and I charge for use of my property... I'll tell you my name for $100, officer." How do you think this traffic stop ends?

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00:00I want my name and $500 cash.
00:02Okay, go ahead and step out of the vehicle for me.
00:17I'm not a driver.
00:18Okay, well you are driving on the roadways in the state of Florida,
00:21so I need your driver's license or your identification.
00:23Like I said, I'm not driving.
00:25Okay, well I am conducting a lawful stop.
00:27You are required to present me your identification,
00:29so I'll take whatever identification you have.
00:31Okay, I don't carry identification unless someone's going to pay me for my name.
00:36If my name is registered as my property, I'll be registered.
00:39Okay.
00:40If you want my name, I'll conditionally accept it.
00:42Your offer is 20% of the amount.
00:44If you're arrested, I'll conditionally accept it.
00:46For my name, it's $500.
00:49$500.
00:55Sir, you will be arrested if you do not present some type of identification.
01:01Excuse me?
01:02I said really?
01:03Yes, sir, really.
01:08Why do I need to provide identification?
01:10You are operating a vehicle on the roadways in the state of Florida.
01:14Sir, with all due respect,
01:16you're behind the driver, in the driver's seat, behind the steering wheel.
01:20I've been behind...
01:23Now, if you want to try and prove in court that I'm driving or operating a vehicle on highways or driveways,
01:27I'm stating for the record that I'm not driving or operating a vehicle.
01:30Sir, I've been behind you since you were on Babcock.
01:32Okay?
01:33You've been in that seat the entire time.
01:38I'm telling you on the record I'm not driving or operating.
01:41That's sufficient.
01:46And if you want my name, it's $500.
01:48Okay, go ahead and step out of the vehicle for me.
01:50Sir, I can step out of the vehicle for you.
01:52You can step out of the vehicle for me.
01:53I'll step out of the vehicle for $500.
01:54Sir, step out of the vehicle.
01:59Roll over. On your stomach.
02:06Sir, I already said I'm not driving or operating.
02:08Okay, well, yes, sir, you are.
02:09No, I'm not.
02:16I will answer any questions for $100 in cash.
02:18That's his question.
02:19I will answer that question for $100 in cash.
02:22You don't have the right. You can search me for $500 in cash.
02:26I'm conditionally accepting all your offers for my full schedule.
02:29There's no charge for that.
02:30And you can scither us. I'm in all of that.
02:37Okay, ma'am.
02:40Did you film me on what's going on here?
02:43I don't know. I don't understand this thing.
02:47I don't understand that.
02:50I don't know.
02:51Okay. How do you know?
02:53My boyfriend.
02:54Okay.
02:55I don't understand. I'm like, my girlfriend's in there.
02:58Let me talk, sir.
03:03I'm conditionally accepting all your offers for my full schedule.
03:06You know I'm telling the truth.
03:07You're going in with the car.
03:09I'm getting the car for $500.
03:11No, you're forcing me. I'll get it.
03:13I already did.

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