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00:00In life, there are memories that will never leave us.
00:06I like you. Very much.
00:09Just as you are.
00:11But sometimes, those memories are suddenly...
00:15Bridget!
00:17All we're left with.
00:22Ah, Mrs. Darcy.
00:23Mr. Wallacher.
00:24Why is your granny wearing pyjamas?
00:27Bridget, you're a widow with two wonderful children.
00:30My advice to you is put your own oxygen mask on first.
00:34You just have to get laid.
00:36Shaz is right.
00:37Oh my god!
00:38It's been four years now.
00:39You are effectively a nun.
00:41A very, very naughty nun.
00:43I've set you up on Tinder.
00:44What's Tinder?
00:46Mummy! Mabel's stuck up the tree!
00:49We're going to die!
00:51Everything alright, Mrs. Darcy?
00:52Oh my god.
00:54Maya?
00:55You've climbed a magical man tree.
00:57Hello.
00:59Uh, you can call me Rockstar.
01:01Bridget Jones.
01:02But you can call her mummy.
01:07Is that the tree, Adonis?
01:10If you don't shag him, I will.
01:12How old are you?
01:1328.
01:14Oh!
01:15No, I'm just kidding.
01:17I'm 29.
01:21We are about to embark on an adventure.
01:24You sure you're up to this?
01:25I'm your girl.
01:29Do you miss Dada sometimes?
01:31I miss him all of the times.
01:33Can you survive?
01:35I think so.
01:36It's not enough to survive.
01:37You've got to live.
01:39Is that the girl I love, huh?
01:40Just Harry Styles, I think.
01:49Mr. Wallachian.
01:51Now that is what I call a rebrand.
01:54Did you have sex?
01:55Did you have sex?
01:56Did you have sex last night?
01:57Yes, I did.
01:59I had a full night of utterly mind-blowing sex and it was amazing!
02:11Bridget Jones, it's time to live.
02:16Uncle Daniel!
02:17Miniature Darcy, what's the news?
02:19Where are the ladies with the big...?
02:21Hair. Well, they couldn't make it, I'm afraid.
02:23They're washing their hair.
02:24All three?
02:25Well, they wash each other's, you see.