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00:00Srirangka Nyongka Bass, contestant number two, Huba Yu.
00:03Hoo.
00:30Salamin, salamin sa ding-ding, hulaan kung sino ang aking katuining.
00:40Bago mag-Grand Biniverse concert, ito na ang sample ko.
00:46Ako nga po pala, si Shania Audar, ang binishina ng Rosario La Union.
01:00Ano ba itong nadarama?
01:07Awasya'to ba'y pag-ibig na?
01:12Toto'o ba ang pinadamag?
01:14His body, it feels so good.
01:17Pagdaramas, sumasuya.
01:20Mamula nang nakita ka.
01:22Tumawa lang ng palangba.
01:25Pag-ikikabina.
01:27Feels like Islamabad now with you.
01:30Parang Islampantropico.
01:32Can't wait to go back with you.
01:35Sa Islampantropico.
01:40Sa Islampantropico.
01:45Sa Islampantropico.
01:48Ay, naman kay Johnny!
01:51Ay, Shania Audar, ang binishina ng La Union!
01:56Hi, Binishina!
01:59Nagmayat?
02:01Naglaon?
02:03Blooms, nangan kayo?
02:06Ano?
02:09Ibig sabihin po nanginilokano, kumain na po ba kayo?
02:14Mangantayon?
02:16Mangantayon bang sinabi mo?
02:18Ano ba sinabi mo?
02:20Nangan kayo?
02:22Kumain na ba kayo?
02:24Alam ko may bagong greeting yung bini ngayon.
02:27Kasi taga La Union sya eh.
02:29Kamusta preparation for your concert? Malapit na yan this weekend.
02:32Okay naman po. Sobrang pagod pero worth it naman.
02:36Sobrang pagod.
02:37Pero a-attend naman kayo.
02:39Kasi makapagod.
02:41Para po sa mga Blooms yon.
02:43Ano po?
02:44Para po sa mga Blooms yon.
02:45Para sa mga Blooms.
02:47Pero grabe, sold out yung ticket? Tatlong araw, no?
02:50Tatlong gabi pong.
02:52Tatlong gabi.
02:54Baka mag-expect yung mga tao, araw silang mag-perform.
02:57Tatlong gabi, sold out yung ticket. Congratulations.
03:00Yernis, Zavado at least.
03:02Yes.
03:03Ano pakiramdam?
03:04Zoom challenge naman po, kuya Bong.
03:06Ano?
03:07Zoom challenge naman po.
03:09Ah, zoom challenge.
03:10Ah, zoom challenge.
03:11Ito to.
03:12Yon.
03:13Yes po.
03:14Sige, sige, sige.
03:15Zoom challenge daw kami.
03:16Ayaw niya nung sasabihin ni Bella eh, kaya gusto niya zoom challenge.
03:19May nasabihin ka, kinat ka niya.
03:21Gusto niya zoom challenge.
03:22Okay.
03:23I see you.
03:26Sa hospital.
03:27I see you, looking at my pee.
03:29I see.
03:30Jigging, jigging, jigging, jigging, jigging, jigging.
03:34So.
03:35Okay.
03:36Andali lang.
03:37Kwetoan muna tayo.
03:38Oo.
03:39Okay lang, may tatanong sa'yo si Bella.
03:41Sasagotin mo muna yung tanong ni Bella.
03:42Ano yung tanong mo Bella?
03:43Kasi kaya CD parin piniplay kasi namin dito.
03:45Nire-rewind lang yung CD.
03:46Hinahanap lang yung track.
03:47Ano ba yung tanong mo Bella?
03:48Ano pakiramdam?
03:49Sold out kayo na three nights.
03:50Wala naman, di naman makabuluhan yung tanong mo.
03:52Yan lang naman.
03:53Eto syempre meron yung, kasi first time nila may experience.
03:56Yes.
03:57Oo.
03:58Ano pakiramdam?
03:59Kaba.
04:00Kaba.
04:01Pero worth it naman po, kasi nakita ko kayo.
04:03First time kong nakita ko si Memevice.
04:06Ganda at lala na yung crush ko.
04:07First time mo pala makita ni si Sheena.
04:09Sana pala, hindi ko nagpakita sa'yo.
04:10Parang surprise ka sa'kin sa Sabado.
04:12Guest ka nila.
04:13Guest ka si nila ako sa Sabado.
04:14Tsak sa link ko.
04:15Oo.
04:16Oo.
04:17Oo.
04:18Oo.
04:20Sabado linggo.
04:21Lunes!
04:22Bakit hindi ka puwedeng lunes?
04:23Ono lang ako, linggo at tsaka lunes hindi ako pwedeng sabado.
04:25Bakit?
04:26May pipiliin ako sa 7-eleven.
04:28Bakit instorbong mo kami?
04:29Bahay lang dun!
04:30Nakaschedule na ako.
04:31Sha kung malayo, 7-eleven Makati ka diba?
04:33Macau.
04:34Ah, macau.
04:357-eleven macau.
04:36Baka maipinalamig ka lang sa 7-eleven.
04:38Bilang Ilocano si Sheena, ano ang favorito mong pagkain ng mga Ilocano?
04:43Dinindeng.
04:44Dinindi!
04:45Dinindeng!
04:46Yes.
04:47Dinindeng.
04:48Malunggay.
04:48And Burong, Burong Hipon.
04:50You're from Ilocano, right?
04:51Yes.
04:52Why are you mad at him?
04:53He's from Ilocano.
04:54Why are you mad at Ilocano?
04:55I'm going to punch him.
04:57He might get hit.
04:58I'm going to punch him.
05:00You're from Ilocano, right?
05:01I'm going to punch him in the face.
05:05Who's from La Union, Ading?
05:06Rosario.
05:07Rosario.
05:09La Union is a beautiful city.
05:11It's one of the surfing capitals of the Philippines.
05:14Yes.
05:15LU.
05:15LU.
05:16Do you surf?
05:17Yes. Let's just ask him.
05:19Do you surf?
05:21No.
05:21I saw you surfing when you were washing your face.
05:24You're a surfer, right?
05:25I do aerial surfing.
05:27I don't surf, I do aerial surfing.
05:29Like that.
05:29You like to go to the beach in La Union.
05:31Yes.
05:33I go with my aunts.
05:35Where do you go to the beach in La Union?
05:37In San Juan, San Fernando.
05:40In San Juan.
05:40San Juan.
05:42Even in San Fernando, there are a lot of beaches.
05:45But San Juan is really famous for surfing.
05:47Yes, because the waves are big.
05:49The waves are important for surfers.
05:51That's why I don't surf in San Juan, because the waves are big.
05:53That's why we swim in San Fernando.
05:55Before, I used to have...
05:57What?
05:58I used to have a lot of scratches.
06:00You got sunburned in the sea, right?
06:02My grandfather bathed me in the sea.
06:03The sea is really healthy.
06:05It's salty.
06:07That's why I drowned.
06:09But I didn't die.
06:11I just lost my scratches.
06:13But I got a stone disease because I drank a lot.
06:16That's why it's healthy.
06:18Yes, you have to be careful when you swim in La Union.
06:22I also drowned here.
06:24I got out of the boat because I drowned.
06:26That's why I got sunburned.
06:27No, there's more.
06:29I saw it on TikTok.
06:31When we were kids, when we were swimming,
06:33if there's a toy, you'd reach it.
06:35No.
06:37We didn't experience that.
06:39Did you experience that?
06:41No, not you.
06:43We didn't experience that.
06:44Did you experience that, son?
06:46No, the four of us didn't.
06:48Who were you with?
06:50Maybe you were playing.
06:52Yes, maybe.
06:54Maybe you were in the park.
06:56Why?
06:57You were here.
06:58Why were you far away?
06:59In the sea, we just do that.
07:01If there's a brown thing passing by, we don't know what it is.
07:03It's like there's a brown ball.
07:05And you move your body.
07:07And you do that.
07:08Because when it comes close to you,
07:09it's like there's a smell.
07:12But we don't do that.
07:14It's not popular, pal.
07:17Where's your friend?
07:19No one will defend you.
07:21You don't have a swimming pool.
07:23You're a repeater, pal.
07:25Swimming pool?
07:27You don't have a swimming pool.
07:29Why? We have a canal.
07:33We have a canal. Why?
07:35What can you promise to the Blooms
07:37who will feel, see, and experience
07:39when they watch your concert?
07:41Of course,
07:43I won't say our performance
07:45because I want
07:47I want the Blooms
07:49to be surprised
07:51at our concert in November
07:5316, 17, 18
07:55and you'll be surprised
07:57at our performance by the Binis.
07:59There.
08:01You'll be surprised at their performance.
08:05You didn't do a performance.
08:07You just performed.
08:09Yes, because they have a casino.
08:11That's why it's a performance.
08:13It's funny.
08:15Three nights.
08:17That's why it's a performance.
08:19It's important to have a form.
08:21He said one night, that's why it's a performance.
08:23Three performances.
08:25It's important to have a form.
08:27We're all excited.
08:29I said I don't want to be a guest
08:31because I just want to watch.
08:33I was asked to be a guest
08:35We said good luck.
08:37We are all very happy
08:39for your success.
08:41We are still rooting for you
08:43in all your projects.
08:45They just won.
08:47MTV Europe.
08:49Congratulations.
08:51And in the ending,
08:53he won.
08:55He won in the ending.
08:57Congratulations.
08:59Binis won in
09:01MTV Europe Best Asian Act.
09:03Wow.
09:05Pinoy pride.
09:07Congratulations, Binis.
09:09Their song is ready.
09:11Are you ready to dance?
09:13Yes.
09:15You're so mean to me.
09:17Look, your shorts fell.
09:19It's okay.
09:21It's icy.
09:23But we can already know
09:25the winner of contestant number 2.
09:27First, MC Atlassian.
09:29Thank you, Quiz Boss.
09:31Thank you, Quiz Boss.
09:33What's the name of the song?
09:35Madlang People.
09:37Kaloka or Kalokalike.
09:39Let's raise our hands.
09:41There are a lot of Kalokalikes.
09:43It's almost the same.
09:45It's hard to get.
09:47It's hard to talk.
09:49Let's dance.
09:51It's hard to get.
09:53Let's see.
09:55Who won?
09:57Excuse me.
09:59He's different.
10:01He's from Bangkal.
10:03He's wearing glasses.
10:05Are you mutating here?
10:09We're X-Men.
10:11What's their name?
10:13Roy Den Ledesma.
10:15Sir Roy.
10:17You're from Bacolod, right?
10:19You chose Kalokalike.
10:21Why Kalokalike?
10:23Carbon copy.
10:25Hair, face, nose, eyes, and lips.
10:27That's detailed.
10:29You know a lot about Bini.
10:31A little bit.
10:33Salamin, Salamin.
10:35Salamin, Salamin.
10:37Sample.
10:431, 2, 3, go.
10:45Salamin, Salamin.
10:571, 2, 3, go.
10:59Salamin, Salamin.
11:01Salamin, Salamin.
11:03Salamin, Salamin.
11:05I told you.
11:07The leader of the Lagubo is also jealous.
11:11Who's Lagubo?
11:13Simomo.
11:15You're so cute.
11:17Back to you guys.
11:19Thank you, MC and Lazy.
11:21Let's hear the comment of
11:23Gerardo Gazzini.
11:25What's up, Madlang people?
11:29Hello.
11:31Before anything else, I would like to say
11:33please support our dearest queen, Chelsea Manalo.
11:35This is coming November 17, 2020
11:37for some Miss Universe.
11:39Anyway.
11:41Hi, Shania.
11:43Hi.
11:45This is Bini Sheena.
11:47You're from Kalokalike.
11:49You got the cutesy,
11:51cute, and charming of Sheena.
11:53You made your dance
11:55even cuter
11:57to make it even cuter.
11:59Because she's a performer, Bini.
12:01So, congratulations
12:03nevertheless.
12:05Yes.
12:07Thank you very much.
12:09Thank you so much, Gerardo Gazzini.
12:11Gerardo, you can give your
12:13cuteness to Shania Odar,
12:15Bini Sheena of La Union.
12:17The last contender is
12:19all together, number 3.
12:21Let's go.
12:23Let's go.
12:49What's up,
12:51people?
12:53This is not a bubble gang.
12:55This is a showtime gang.
12:57So,
12:59I'm going to promote my solo.
13:01I'm Koy Espinas,
13:03the Kokoy De Santos of
13:05Calapan City, Oriental Mindoro.
13:15Let's go.
13:21Let's go.
13:47You look like you're drunk.
13:49We're serious about this contest.
13:53This is our real money.
13:57We're paying for electricity.
14:01We don't have a budget anymore.
14:03You even increased the airtime.
14:09You're making us crazy.
14:11Hey!
14:13Hey!
14:19This is Koy Espinas,
14:21the Kolokoy De Santos of Mindoro.
14:23Kolokoy?
14:29Why are you dancing like an athlete?
14:33Actually,
14:35I played basketball yesterday,
14:37so I can't dance properly.
14:39I'm so ashamed of you.
14:41Because you played basketball yesterday.
14:43Yes, I played basketball.
14:45If I were you, I would join this show.
14:47You should be a therapist.
14:51Her talent is therapy.
14:53Yes, your talent is therapy.
14:57I was really amazed
14:59when you did that.
15:01It's big, right?
15:03It's big, right?
15:05How did you do that?
15:09It's big, right?
15:11It's big when you play basketball.
15:13What's your position in basketball?
15:15Any position.
15:17I told you, you didn't play.
15:19It's a bench, but it's big.
15:23The water jug fell.
15:25The water jug fell.
15:27It's big.
15:29It's not because of the game, but because of the water jug.
15:31You should remove your shades.
15:35Who are you?
15:37Kokoy's hair?
15:39Jhong's eyes?
15:41But Kokoy is our sibling
15:43in And The Breadwinner.
15:45Yes, that's right.
15:47He's Maris' twin.
15:49Kokoy is really good in that movie.
15:51The casting is complete.
15:53It's complete.
15:55Of course, I'm with Memory Vice
15:57in And The Breadwinner.
15:59What's your character in that movie?
16:01Just wait for it.
16:03Just wait for it.
16:05My sister told me.
16:11Don't let him be a contestant.
16:15Talk to Kim.
16:17These two are hot.
16:19I want them.
16:21I feel like I'm being challenged.
16:23Of course, Kokoy was good when he got famous.
16:25He was good when he got famous.
16:27He did tumbling.
16:29No, it's because...
16:31He's a bit glassy.
16:35What will you put on your face?
16:37It's just a prayer.
16:39Serum or cleansing oil?
16:41It's just a prayer.
16:43You should put Hail Mary first
16:45before oil.
16:47Kokoy, are you going to let your sibling
16:49do this?
16:51Sorry, I'm just asking.
16:53Kokoy, what news do you have?
16:55Wait for me in MMFF.
16:57The Breadwinner and...
16:59Don't promote it.
17:01It'll ruin your movie.
17:03They're with us.
17:05They're with Gladys.
17:07You should promote your movie.
17:09What's that?
17:11The swimsuit you're wearing.
17:13Borat.
17:15It's not Borat.
17:17It's Kokoy.
17:19Borat's swimsuit.
17:21Google Borat's face.
17:25What are your new dance covers?
17:29Sabunutan nga tayo.
17:33Is that true?
17:35Why are you asking if it's true?
17:37Let's say goodbye first
17:39before you touch your hair.
17:41Is that true?
17:43Is that true?
17:45I'm sorry.
17:47I'm sorry.
17:49Don't get close to them.
17:51They'll open you.
17:53Don't.
17:55He's our friend.
17:57Why don't you talk to the baby doll?
18:01It looks like it's going to fall.
18:05Is that how you like your clothes?
18:07The tight bottom?
18:09Ma, when you said clothes,
18:11she laughed.
18:13She's crushing.
18:15Are you crushing it?
18:17No.
18:21You're issuing it.
18:23What's your first skincare routine?
18:25It's just hair.
18:27How do you maintain your hair?
18:29Conditioner first before shampoo.

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