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00:00The answer is wrong. H will be left out.
00:02How is it?
00:03You can say it's okay.
00:05How is it?
00:06The incredible okay.
00:12That's guy is so funny.
00:14He deserve a love life.
00:17Do you like funny guys?
00:19This guy is so funny.
00:21How is it?
00:22He said you two can switch.
00:24No, you two can switch.
00:30If my mom sees this,
00:34she will say, you can't be in love yet.
00:36You're a breadwinner.
00:38And the breadwinner is...
00:40Here's the second clue.
00:42Speaking of Metro Manila Film Festival 2018,
00:46this fantasy comedy film is the official entry
00:50that was directed by Richard Gutierrez,
00:53Jacqueline Jose, and Ding Dong Dantes.
00:56Kids, camera, action!
01:00John, you're good at making people laugh.
01:03What's wrong with making people laugh?
01:06Sometimes, I just make the situation worse.
01:10Why? Did you earn the laughter?
01:13It's hard for you.
01:14You're the funny one.
01:16You still don't know.
01:18That's why no one is serious with you.
01:20Why, mom?
01:21If I'm serious,
01:23other people will be serious with me.
01:26If I'm serious,
01:28other people will be serious with me.
01:32If I'm serious,
01:34other people will be serious with me, mom.
01:38Oh, and cut!
01:40Let's give Kelsey and Kulot a round of applause.
01:44They're really in character.
01:47Raise your hands. Action!
01:50Vong and MC.
01:51Fantastica.
01:53Fantastica.
01:54How do you pronounce it?
01:56Fantastica.
01:57Are you in that movie?
01:58Yes.
01:59Are you in it?
02:00Yes.
02:01He's the father in that movie.
02:03No one will steal?
02:05No one will steal?
02:06He's already in it.
02:07He's already in it.
02:10What's the title?
02:12Fantastica.
02:14You're rude.
02:16Why?
02:17That's my movie. I can't answer that.
02:19He pressed the button so fast.
02:21I told him not to press it too much.
02:24The most painful thing is,
02:26he didn't mention my name in the clip.
02:28Of course.
02:30My scene with Jacqueline Jose.
02:33I'm Kelsey.
02:35Darin asked me,
02:36did you act like that, Meme?
02:38I said, yes, but I wasn't nominated.
02:41But you earned a lot from that movie.
02:43Yes, number one.
02:44That's Hello.
02:45Hello.
02:46Hello.
02:47Hello.
02:48Fantastica.
02:49That's Vice Gandaya.
02:52Vice Gandaya.
02:53Yes.
02:54Fantastica is correct.
02:56Congratulations, MC 1 point for you.
02:59One more.
03:00What?
03:01You didn't answer.
03:02I pressed the button first.
03:04It didn't ring.
03:05You know, this system.
03:07Yeah, what about this system?
03:08It's broken.
03:09It's flawed.
03:10It's rigged.
03:11It's flawed.
03:12Rigged.
03:13Messed up.
03:14Oh, wow.
03:15It's crap.
03:16Would you like to file a complaint?
03:18Yes.
03:19Yeah, later to the office of Annette Cosson.
03:23What will you put in your letter?
03:26I'm sorry.
03:28I was late again.
03:30Here's the next clue.
03:32The winner of the Best Picture
03:35in the 21st Gawad Pasado Awards
03:38is the 2018 Romantic Drama Film
03:41directed by
03:43Nina ***
03:44Derek Ramsey
03:45and Paolo Avellino.
03:46Kids, camera, action.
03:50I'm sorry, Pa.
03:52Sorry for what?
03:53For being a failure?
03:54I'm sorry for having you as my fur.
03:56Nestor!
03:57What did you say?
03:58Oh!
03:59You want to hurt me?
04:01Do it!
04:02Do it!
04:03Big man, you want?
04:04But you won't hold my life.
04:06Such a disappointment.
04:07I'd rather feel disappointment
04:09than live a life
04:11trying to please you.
04:12All my life,
04:14I've looked up to you.
04:16I've idolized you.
04:17I've respected you.
04:18I've loved you.
04:19But me?
04:20What?
04:21For how long?
04:22You looked at me
04:23and you saw your son?
04:27Oh!
04:28She's so good.
04:29She's really good.
04:31Super.
04:32Wow.
04:33Let's clap for Stephen,
04:34Kulot, and Arcus.
04:37The Madlam people
04:38really deserve a round of applause
04:40for their talent.
04:41Oh, this is embarrassing.
04:42Action!
04:44Bella and Ayo.
04:45Ayo.
04:46Kasal.
04:47Kasal.
04:48Kasal.
04:49Why are you mad, Bella?
04:50I'm not sure.
04:51I was just teaching you.
04:53Ayon commented.
04:54That's right.
04:55Good thing you left it.
04:56One point for you.
04:57Congrats.
04:58Ayon commented.
05:00We're a group.
05:01We're a group.
05:02Ayon commented.
05:03He's fast.
05:04Kasal.
05:05One point.
05:06Jeya has a good fight.
05:08How did you become good?
05:10I don't have a score.
05:11You don't have a score.
05:13But you have an A.
05:15Okay.
05:16Still zero.
05:17Hello.
05:18Yes.
05:19John and Lassie still zero.
05:21Vice and Juggs.
05:22What about Vice and Juggs?
05:24Zero, too.
05:25It's a triple chai.
05:28It's a triple zero
05:29and a triple one.
05:30Okay.
05:31Good luck.
05:32Our next clue.
05:33Directed by Wen V. Deramas,
05:36this is a 2014 supernatural horror film
05:41starring Issa Calzado, Sanjo Marudo,
05:46and Jodie Santamaria.
05:48The title of this film is also the name of a famous...
05:52Don't say it.
05:53Manica.
05:54Don't say it.
05:55I won't.
05:56Kids.
05:57Famous Manica.
05:58Kids.
05:59Camera.
06:00Action.
06:03You know,
06:04before I came here,
06:05every day,
06:06I miss you so much.
06:08Every day,
06:09my sadness won't go away.
06:11Teresa is always my story.
06:14I thought I would die of that pain,
06:17but it slowly disappeared because of your return.
06:21I love you so much, son.
06:23Hi.
06:24My name is Teresa.
06:26I'm a good girl.
06:27I'm a good girl.
06:36Let's let Kelly show his cuteness as a doll.
06:40He worked his foot really hard but he couldn't show it.
06:43There, it looks balanced.
06:45Balanced.
06:47Good job, Kelly.
06:48Kelly is so awesome as a doll.
06:52I'm not saying anything.
06:54Action.
06:55Oh, yeah, Ryan!
06:57Woo!
06:59One, two, three, four!
07:01Maria Leonora Teresa!
07:03Yes! I know!
07:05Maria Leonora!
07:07Oh!
07:09My name! My name!
07:11Maria Leonora!
07:13Still! Still!
07:15Maria Leonora!
07:17Yeah!
07:19Oh, my God!
07:21Sorry, Ryan!
07:23I'm sorry, Ryan!
07:25I'm sorry, Ryan!
07:27I love you!
07:29But the first thing you said was
07:31Nyora Onor!
07:33I didn't say Nyora Onor!
07:35Nyora! Maria Leonora Teresa!
07:37Maria!
07:39Leonora Teresa!
07:41Nyora!
07:43Nyora!
07:45It's wrong!
07:47Still!
07:49Still!
07:51Ogie is crying!
07:53Raise your hands!
07:55Action!
07:57Maria Leonora Teresa!
07:59Maria Leonora Teresa!
08:01Maria Leonora Teresa is correct!
08:03Yes!
08:05Good boys!
08:07Why didn't anyone get it right today?
08:09Wendy Ramos got it right!
08:11I didn't get it right!
08:13She's mad!
08:15I didn't get it right!
08:17That's a team song!
08:19You gave Darren
08:21because he's going to fly
08:23later tonight!
08:25Here it is!
08:27Why did you give Darren?
08:29I thought he's going to leave!
08:31He should be absent today!
08:33He's the one who got it right!
08:35Teddy got it right so fast!
08:37I told you he's going to leave!
08:39You told me he's going to leave!
08:41He's going to leave!
08:43I should've been the one who got it right!
08:45The game is ruined!
08:47The game is ruined!
08:49The game is ruined!
08:51I told you it's been ruined for months
08:53and you're still playing with us!
08:55It hurts so much!
08:57It's not even ringing!
08:59Maybe you should write to
09:01Ma'am Annette!
09:03You should've changed your seat!
09:05I don't know!
09:07Ouch!
09:09It hurts!
09:11Let's try it again!
09:13Does it hurt when you press the button?
09:15You're such a joker!
09:17I'm not a joker!
09:19That's your cellphone!
09:21You're the one who ruined it!
09:23Why?
09:25They should've gotten one point!
09:27It's me again!
09:29Let's do it again!
09:31Let's do it again!
09:33You know this! Darren and Teddy!
09:35Good luck! Are you ready kids?
09:37Camera! Action!
09:39First line!
09:41Some people call me Chantaklos!
09:43Who is he? Go!
09:47Pass!
09:49Next line!
09:51Turn off social media!
09:55Turn off social media!
09:57Safeguard your mental health!
09:59Pause! Touch ground!
10:01Who is he? Go!
10:03Pass!
10:05Next!
10:07And just like what we always say
10:09We are Filipinos!
10:11It's time to smile!
10:13Be happy!
10:15Who is he? Go!
10:1724 seconds!
10:19Wrong!
10:21Pass!
10:23Let's go back to the first line!
10:25Turn off social media!
10:27Safeguard your mental health!
10:29Pause! Touch ground!
10:31Who is he? Go!
10:33He's a singer!
10:35Pass!
10:37Next!
10:39Who is he? Go!
10:41He's a singer!
10:43Pass!
10:45Who is he? Go!
10:47He's a singer!
10:49Turn off social media!
10:51Safeguard your mental health!
10:53Pause! Touch ground!
10:55Who is he? Go!
10:57He's a singer!
10:59Turn off social media!
11:01Safeguard your mental health!
11:03Pause! Touch ground!
11:05Who is he? Go!
11:07Who is he? Go!
11:09He's a singer!
11:11Pass!
11:13Who is he? Go!
11:15He's a singer!
11:17Turn off social media!
11:19Pause! Touch ground!
11:21Who is he? Go!
11:23He's a singer!
11:25Turn off social media!
11:27Pause! Touch ground!
11:29Who is he? Go!
11:31He's a singer!
11:33Turn off social media!
11:35Who is he? Go!
11:37He's a singer!
11:39Turn off social media!
11:41Pause! Touch ground!
11:43Who is he? Go!
11:45He's a singer!
11:47Turn off social media!
11:49Pause! Touch ground!
11:51Who is he? Go!
11:53He's a singer!
11:55Turn off social media!
11:57Pause! Touch ground!
11:59Who is he? Go!
12:01He's a singer!
12:03Jeremy Loberiano!
12:05Loberiano!
12:07Jeremy Loberiano!
12:09Congratulations, Robin, Susan, Armando, Jacqueline, and Jeremy!
12:13From Tabing, the talented little stars will perform here at
12:19SHOWING BULLET!
12:21Happy birthday to Maan Lampano and Dr. Elisa Chu,
12:29from OB-GYN, and from San Juan de Dios Hospital.
12:33Happy birthday, both!
12:39Open your mind!
12:40Fight with all your heart!
12:41If you don't give up, you'll be certified!
12:43If you don't give up, you'll be certified!
12:45You'll win here at
12:47KALOKOLIKE FACEBOOK!
12:49Three faces,
12:51we'll prove them right!
12:53And the winner of KALOKOLIKE OF THE DAY
12:55will receive
12:57FIFTEEN THOUSAND FACES!
12:59And they will assess if
13:01What?
13:03There's no at, you put an at.
13:05I want to put an at!
13:07And they will assess if
13:09the faces we'll see are
13:11Dear Horados OG Rock'n'Roll Tandem
13:13Juggs and Teddy!
13:17Sir Chief Richard Yap!
13:21Oh, he's back!
13:23He has a bride!
13:25Welcome back, the comedy diva,
13:27Rufa May Quinto!
13:29Hi, Rufa May!
13:31Welcome back!
13:33Show us your ribbon!
13:35This is literal!
13:37Welcome back!
13:41There's even a pearless one!
13:43Of course!
13:45We miss you, Madam People!
13:47We miss you guys!
13:49Congratulations on the concerts!
13:51Thank you!
13:53Cheers!
13:55We've been waiting for you!
13:57There's even a lechon!
13:59A lechon!
14:01Welcome back!
14:03Thank you!
14:05So!
14:07You put an at and I put a so!
14:09So, let's get ready to rumble!
14:11Let's see if
14:13he'll pass the double!
14:15Here's contestant number one!
14:23What's up, Madam People?
14:49Hello, Paul!
14:51Hello, Paul!
14:53And hello to my very supportive
14:55husband, Monty!
14:57And I'll see you soonest!
14:59But for now, Madam People,
15:01you first!
15:03My guilty pleasure!
15:05My name is
15:07Catrice Quiroz,
15:09the lovable of
15:11Basic City!
15:15Oh, yeah!
15:17Contestant number one!
15:19Contestant number one,
15:21Catrice Quiroz!
15:23Quiroz!
15:25The lovable of Basic City!
15:27Hi, lovable!
15:29I'm back like I never left!
15:31Yes!
15:33You used to be a juror,
15:35but now you've joined us!
15:37I need more experience!
15:39She's a juror
15:41so she'll know how to win!
15:43She'll know how to walk!
15:45She has an idea of how to walk!
15:47Hello again!
15:49Welcome back!
15:51Thank you so much, Tito Oggy!
15:53Right, Tito Oggy?
15:55Of course, dude!
15:57You're already in the industry!
15:59You know, you're in the same town as her father!
16:01Who's in your town?
16:03Fernando or Susan Roses?
16:05Ramon Rebilla!
16:07Verting Labra is in my town!
16:09She's one of the sexiest
16:11Filipino actresses!
16:13She has a beautiful color,
16:15attitude,
16:17she's very talented!
16:19And she's a great singer!
16:21What was your first song?
16:23My first song?
16:25You didn't study, did you?
16:27Jetlag!
16:29Where did you come from?
16:31From Antipolo!
16:33There's a traffic jam on the highway!
16:35What's the song Jetlag?
16:37I'm leaving!
16:39Jetlag!
16:41That's it!
16:43How's being a housewife?
16:45It's okay!
16:47I'm really grateful because
16:49Monty has been so supportive
16:51in my career.
16:53And to be here right now with you,
16:55with the Madlang people,
16:57it just shows how supportive he is
16:59as a husband.
17:01Do you have a plan to have a baby?
17:03As of now, not yet.
17:05If it's in God's plan,
17:07then why not?
17:09I'll be super blessed!
17:11Why plan if God has plans for you?
17:15All you gotta do is just wake up
17:17and just live!
17:19Live your life!
17:21Just live!
17:23God has plans for you, just live!
17:25Laugh all you want!
17:27Let God!
17:29And let it live!
17:33How do you live your life?
17:35Are you in LA? Manila?
17:37Isn't that hard?
17:39Jetlag!
17:41Jetlag is when you're not laughing!
17:47I'm really trying to balance everything.
17:49My career,
17:51my relationship with Monty.
17:55I'm grateful because
17:57I still have a lot of opportunities.
17:59What are you doing here in the Philippines?
18:01This is just my guesting.
18:05He's going back to the Philippines.
18:07He's not going back to the Philippines
18:09if he's not traveling.
18:11Unless he's drunk.
18:13Did you prepare this?
18:15Of course!
18:17Anything for my
18:19showtime family.
18:21This is a family,
18:23I'm telling you.
18:25You can tell that this is a family.
18:27Why?
18:29They're really close.
18:33Of course, you need to be close.
18:35Who's from Pasig City?
18:39Someone from Pasig City.
18:41Katrice Kiroth is the lobbyist
18:43of Pasig City.
18:45Does Vico Soto know that
18:47Pasig City has a lobbyist?
18:49Is he the one
18:51who got a permit from Vico Soto?
18:53Yes.
18:55Because it says Pasig City.
18:57Does Makati have a lobbyist?
18:59No.
19:01Because you didn't get a permit.
19:03Does Pasig City have a lobbyist?
19:05No.
19:07You just need a resolution.
19:09Yes, you need a resolution
19:11before you can declare.
19:13Did you get a notary?
19:15You should get a notary.
19:19It's important to get a notary.
19:21I always go to the notary.
19:23What are you doing there?
19:27What are you doing at the notary?
19:29You should get a notary.
19:31When I see a notary public,
19:33I stop them.
19:37You need documents.
19:39If you're not a notary,
19:41you don't have a visa.
19:43If you're a notary,
19:45you need documents.
19:49Did you talk to Vico?
19:51We just talked.
19:53What about the contractor?
19:55He's still not here.
19:57We know him.
19:59Don't you have a plan to run?
20:01Because you're famous in Pasig.
20:03Even in Quirino Grandstand
20:05or in UP,
20:07he doesn't run.
20:09He runs.
20:11Speaking of running,
20:13it's one of my fitness.
20:15I do it in my daily life.
20:17I wake up at 4am in the morning
20:19and I just jog
20:21to clear my mind.
20:23Why? Are you confused?
20:25A lot of things happen.
20:27Of course,
20:29I need to take care of my mental health
20:31and my physical health.
20:33Peace of mind is important.
20:35Yes, of course.
20:37When you force yourself to lobby,
20:39isn't that annoying?
20:45Isn't that annoying?
20:49When I go home,
20:51my peace of mind is annoying.
20:53I bring my beauty home.
20:55At least you love it.
20:57It's in you.
20:59You're so beautiful.
21:01I need to embrace
21:03my beauty.
21:05That's how it is.
21:07Is that hard?
21:09I was born with
21:11humility in our family.
21:13Really?
21:15When someone says,
21:17you're so beautiful,
21:19I feel shy.
21:21Now, I've reached the point
21:23where I say,
21:25you're so beautiful,
21:27I feel shy.
21:29You can't do anything about it.
21:31That's why I'm always laughing
21:33so I can be proud of myself.
21:37Why did you name yourself
21:39Ganda if you're shy?
21:41Because I can't do anything about it.
21:43The vice comes from
21:45the name Visceral that my parents gave me.
21:47I can't do anything about it.
21:49My parents gave it to me.
21:51God can do something about it.
21:55You just need to be thankful.
21:57I just accepted it.
21:59That's why I said, Lord, I am not worthy.
22:01But thank you.
22:03He gave me that blessing
22:05for a specific reason.
22:07Because I know
22:09this beauty has a purpose.
22:11You have so much humility.
22:13I will not waste this chance
22:15to have this beauty
22:17with a purpose.
22:19I will make use of this beauty
22:21to touch people's lives.
22:23To at least put a smile on the faces
22:25of the people who see this beauty.
22:27Thank you for making it clear to us.
22:31At least, even if I'm tired,
22:33I need to be here.
22:35Because if I'm not here,
22:37you guys are so ugly.
22:39Why are you like that?
22:41I'm so handsome.
22:43I need to make you proud.
22:45You know Bella,
22:47I'm not handsome enough.
22:49I need to make you proud of my beauty.
22:51I'll try again tomorrow.
22:53You were with Sean.
22:55What happened?
22:57You were with Lassie.
22:59I need to be here
23:01to make you proud.
23:05Thank you, Vice.
23:07Thank you, Vice.
23:11You're so handsome.
23:13I'm just pretending.
23:15You're so handsome.
23:17You're handsome.
23:19You're handsome.
23:21Yes, Tito.
23:23He respects you.
23:29Tito.
23:31Lassie is asking
23:33if she can borrow your nickname.
23:35You know, I want to share this.
23:37What is it?
23:39My nickname is
23:41like a boomerang
23:43that comes back.
23:45Even if you throw it, it comes back.
23:47Lassie, come here.
23:49Why?
23:51I don't want you to think
23:53that you need to borrow beauty
23:55to be beautiful.
23:57Remember this, Lassie.
23:59Everything God did is beautiful.
24:01You just need to accept that
24:03He didn't do it.
24:05Who did it?
24:07I want to know who did it.
24:09You're a mutant.
24:11Mutant.
24:17You know,
24:19my daily beauty is...