テレビ千鳥 2024年11月14日 サンドウィッチマンと5番勝負じゃ!! 完全決着!!編
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00:00We're going to have the 5th match with Sand-Ichiman!
00:03Alright, let's do this!
00:05In the first match, Sand won the crane game using Tomizawa's favorite charger.
00:11Go, go, go!
00:12He's strong as I thought.
00:14In the 2nd match, Tomizawa's combination was...
00:18C!
00:19No way!
00:21Sand won!
00:23You're just trying to increase Sand's sensitivity.
00:28In order to reach the top of the comedy world,
00:31Chidori and Sand-Ichiman will have the 5th match!
00:35It's finally decided!
00:42TV Chidori
00:46In the 3rd match...
00:48Manzai-ko!
00:50It's been a while since we did Manzai-ko.
00:52Stop, stop!
00:53Don't stop the episode talk!
00:55Elbow weightlifting!
00:57I wonder if that's true.
00:59When you think of Tomizawa-san,
01:01you hold the bag with your elbow, right?
01:03Like this, right?
01:05This part is strong, so...
01:07This is a show of respect for Tomizawa-san.
01:10No matter what, Chidori wants to surpass Tomizawa's elbow.
01:14I see, I see.
01:15How many 2kg paper bags can he hold from his elbow?
01:20Let's start with 2kg.
01:22Please!
01:23Let's think about where to put it.
01:25If we put it at the tip...
01:27Is it heavy?
01:28This is the bag for Kashimaya's thin dumplings.
01:30Ah, it's true.
01:32Ready, set...
01:33Now, it's separated.
01:35Ah, this is fine.
01:36Daigo-san is a bit...
01:38He's a bit wobbly.
01:40That's fast!
01:41Is it heavy?
01:42It might be heavy.
01:43Isn't it bad?
01:44No, it's still fine.
01:45My hands are shaking.
01:46It's fine.
01:47Wait, isn't it smooth?
01:48There are so many.
01:49Now, the 2nd bag.
01:51After that, 4kg.
01:536kg.
01:56Both of them didn't move an inch.
01:58Now, 10kg.
02:00Ready, set...
02:01Ah, it's still fine.
02:03I don't know why, but my hands are shaking.
02:06Why are your hands shaking?
02:08I know, I know.
02:09Daigo-san is amazing.
02:11He's sexy.
02:14He's sexy.
02:15I'm sorry.
02:16Please, Tenka-san!
02:17Ready, set...
02:1812kg!
02:20It's heavy.
02:21Tomizawa-san said it's heavy for the first time.
02:2312kg is heavy.
02:25I think I'm going to quit.
02:26You can't.
02:27You can't.
02:28I want to do it again.
02:29I want to do it again.
02:30I want to do it again.
02:32If I lose, I'm going to quit.
02:35It's fine.
02:36If I lose, I'm going to do it again.
02:38That's the worst way to think.
02:397 bags.
02:4014kg.
02:4114kg.
02:42Go, Daigo!
02:43Ready, set...
02:44He's got guts!
02:45He's got guts!
02:46He's a man!
02:47He's a man, Daigo-san!
02:48He's amazing.
02:49Go, Tenka-chan!
02:50I've been doing this for 25 years.
02:53If you lose this...
02:55He's going to lose.
02:56If you lose this, you're going to lose.
02:58He's not going to lose.
02:59He's not going to lose.
03:00He's not going to lose.
03:01He's holding it with his body.
03:03He's not going to lose.
03:04He's going to lose.
03:05Left hand, left hand.
03:06I'm going to change hands.
03:07No, no, let's do one more.
03:08No, Tenka-san, you're going to break it.
03:13If you lose a little, you're not going to lose.
03:16Now we're talking, aren't we?
03:21We could say that when we're talking.
03:22It moved a lot.
03:24Tommy's posture changed.
03:27No, no, no, no.
03:29Leap, leap.
03:31Leap, leap.
03:32No, that's not right.
03:33Tommy's posture...
03:35Leap...
03:36But you put everything down.
03:38I don't leap.
03:40I do.
03:41How about this?
03:42Wait, I don't know my rules.
03:44I didn't know.
03:44I didn't know.
03:46I didn't know.
03:47I didn't know.
03:49Okay, let's go for another one.
03:50Okay, let's go.
03:51Let's go for another one.
03:53What is this?
03:54What do we have to do?
03:55So, with this 8 bags,
03:58this is 16 kilos.
04:00Come on.
04:01Just take it.
04:02No, no.
04:03Take it.
04:04No, no, no.
04:04Just a little.
04:05Just a little.
04:06Take it.
04:06Just a little.
04:07Okay, take it.
04:08Okay.
04:09No, no, no.
04:10No, no, no.
04:11Just take it.
04:13Just a little.
04:14No, no, no.
04:14You two are already going down.
04:17We won.
04:18We won, we won.
04:19Okay, we won, we won.
04:20What do you think of this?
04:21It's a replication.
04:22It's a replication.
04:23Let's do a replication.
04:24This is the last one.
04:24Yes, yes.
04:25The last bag.
04:26You put it on, right?
04:26You put it on, right?
04:27I put it on.
04:28It's not moving.
04:28It's not moving at all.
04:30It's an angle.
04:30Daigo, it's a great angle.
04:32From here.
04:32This pressure will definitely go down somewhere.
04:35If it goes down even for a moment, it's over.
04:38Put it down and take a break.
04:39Oh!
04:40Hey!
04:41He's doing it!
04:42Here.
04:42He's doing it!
04:43He's got it, he's got it!
04:44He's doing it, look!
04:46He's got it.
04:46Hey, wait a minute.
04:47That's not the rule.
04:48You'll understand if you do it.
04:49No, no.
04:50Just tell me the rule.
04:51Which one, which one?
04:52You can't just look at it from there.
04:53Which one?
04:54After this, Tommy will go down.
04:56No, that's not the point.
04:59You're the one who's answering.
05:00He's already taking one person.
05:02Look, look.
05:02Wow, it went down!
05:03It's here.
05:04It's not here.
05:06It's not here.
05:06It's in front of me.
05:08Tommy went down a lot.
05:10It's here.
05:11Is this okay?
05:13I'm sorry.
05:13I didn't follow the rules.
05:15Oh, I see.
05:16No, no.
05:17Anyone can tell if you look at it.
05:18How is it?
05:19After this...
05:20What was that?
05:21That was a draw.
05:23Are you crazy?
05:26You're wearing a suit and you're saying that?
05:27Are you crazy?
05:29I'm sorry.
05:29Are you serious?
05:31I'm from Qatar.
05:34I'm fighting with Qatar.
05:36I'm fighting with the Middle East.
05:38And so, the third round was a draw.
05:40The fourth round is 2 points if you win.
05:43Let's go for the manzai.
05:44Okay, let's go!
05:46Go, go.
05:46Manzai, come on.
05:48You have a great sense of humor.
05:49Go, go, go.
05:50You have a great sense of humor.
05:53Come on, come on.
05:53Which one is the impersonator?
05:54Which one is the impersonator?
05:56Manzai!
05:57Go for it!
05:57Go for it!
05:59Amesby Carton Tower!
06:02Amesby Carton Tower!
06:03It was spinning.
06:05The first person to see it will definitely come.
06:08Speaking of Tomizawa-san, Amesby Carton Tower is in the back.
06:11Why is it so expensive?
06:12He's a familiar face.
06:13It's a showdown using Amesby.
06:15Okay.
06:17The person who can stack Amesby Carton Tower higher wins.
06:21Now, let's start with the sand team.
06:25Oh, really?
06:26Why?
06:26Go ahead.
06:26Okay, go ahead.
06:27I'll let you do it, senpai.
06:29That's right.
06:29If you fall, it's over.
06:32That's right.
06:32If you stack them alternately and fall first,
06:35that team loses.
06:37Do you understand what you're saying?
06:38Yes, I do.
06:39It's not fair.
06:40You don't have to stack them alternately, right?
06:41If you fall first,
06:44you don't have to stack them alternately.
06:45Okay, I'll stack them.
06:47That's weird.
06:48That's weird.
06:49I'm already stacking them.
06:51Okay, one at a time.
06:52Now, let's start with the sand team.
06:55First, the first row.
06:56Go ahead.
06:57The first row?
06:59Okay.
07:00You can't move it anymore.
07:02Okay, okay.
07:04Let's make the first row the last.
07:05Fair and square.
07:06Daigo is shaking his hand because he's drunk.
07:10Daigo, you chose the first row.
07:11Yes, I can move it now.
07:13This maintenance is very important.
07:17Now, the second row.
07:20Okay.
07:20He placed it cleanly.
07:22On the other hand, Chidori's team...
07:26succeeded in the second row.
07:28Now, the third row.
07:30The vinyl is a bit slippery.
07:33It's small.
07:34He placed it cleanly.
07:35Is it shaking a bit?
07:36It's going to end next time.
07:38This is quite difficult.
07:42The third and fourth rows.
07:44If I can move this, I'll win.
07:46He's shaking his hand.
07:48He's shaking his hand a lot.
07:50Are you okay?
07:51Who said he was shaking his hand?
07:54Don't make him shake his hand again.
07:55He's shaking his hand.
07:57I really hate my parents for this.
08:00He's shaking his hand.
08:02He's shaking his hand.
08:03He's shaking his hand.
08:04Now, the third carton.
08:07He's shaking his hand a lot.
08:09He's shaking his hand a lot.
08:11Okay.
08:12He's safe.
08:13Okay.
08:14Let's move on to the fourth row.
08:16If I can move this, I'll win.
08:18The fourth row may be difficult.
08:20That's right.
08:24How is it?
08:25He did it!
08:26He did it!
08:27He did it!
08:28He did it!
08:29He did it!
08:30He did it!
08:31Honestly, I just lost.
08:33Oh!
08:34About that.
08:35He touched it.
08:36He touched it.
08:37No, don't do it.
08:38Hurry up!
08:39Do something.
08:40Hurry up!
08:41I don't know.
08:42It felt like I was being bullied.
08:45Hurry up and give it to me.
08:46Hurry up.
08:47There is one more.
08:48There is one more.
08:49He's holding a thick body to pretend to cover it.
08:51Yes, it's a thick body.
08:53I didn't touch.
08:54Okay, please continue.
08:55If I can get it on, I'll definitely win.
08:59I really can't win.
09:00I'll keep an eye on you.
09:02Team Chidori's 4th round.
09:05This is important.
09:12Don't let go.
09:15That was smooth.
09:17But it's off.
09:21I'll keep an eye on you.
09:23There's a light.
09:25There's a light.
09:27I'm watching you.
09:29It's hot.
09:32There's a light.
09:34The 5th round.
09:36It's a little off.
09:38And on top of that...
09:40It's shaking.
09:42I touched it.
09:44What are you doing?
09:46It's dangerous.
09:48Let go.
09:50Let go.
09:52Did you let go?
09:54Yes, I did.
09:57Did you let go?
09:59Did you let go?
10:01Yes, I did.
10:03Let go.
10:05I want to win.
10:10It's on!
10:12Let's go.
10:14It's better to fall.
10:16More to the right.
10:18What's wrong?
10:20It's shaking.
10:22It's shaking.
10:25The sand fell.
10:30Did you touch it?
10:32Yes, I did.
10:34It's better to fall first.
10:36No, no, no.
10:38Did you touch your feet?
10:40No, I didn't.
10:42Nobody touched their feet.
10:44Let's see if Nobu is kicking.
10:48Nobu's right toe?
10:50Yes.
10:52No, I didn't.
10:54Did you touch your feet?
10:56No, I didn't.
10:58It's shaking.
11:02Nobu's feet are not moving.
11:04No, they're not.
11:06Neither is Hikuri.
11:08Why are you touching your feet?
11:10Why are you touching your feet?
11:12The winner is Chidori team.
11:14I'm disappointed.
11:16I won.
11:18How many points?
11:204 points.
11:22The score is 2 to 2.
11:24It's the final battle.
11:26Let's go.
11:28Let's do a manzai.
11:30Let's do it.
11:32Let's do it.
11:34It's the final battle.
11:36Let's do it.
11:38Let's do a manzai.
11:40What?
11:42What?
11:44Moguratataki.
11:46Moguratataki?
11:48Moguratataki?
11:50It's a big set.
11:52Please enter the sand.
11:54Please enter the sand.
11:56Please take your face out of the hole.
11:58If you don't get hit by Chidori team more than 5 times,
12:00If you don't get hit by Chidori team more than 5 times,
12:02you win the sand team.
12:04Do we have to do it in the changing room?
12:06No, the sand team has to enter the sand.
12:08The sand team has to enter the sand.
12:10The Chidori team has to hit the sand.
12:12What is that?
12:14Do you understand what you're saying?
12:16The sand team has to enter the sand.
12:18The sand team has to enter the sand.
12:20We'll attack.
12:22The sand team has an advantage.
12:24It's a disadvantage.
12:26The final battle.
12:28The final battle.
12:30Please enter the sand.
12:32Please take your face out of the hole.
12:34Please take your face out of the hole.
12:36If you don't get hit by Chidori team more than 5 times,
12:38If you don't get hit by Chidori team more than 5 times,
12:40you win the sand team.
12:42Let's start the Moguratataki game.
12:44The time limit is 1 minute.
12:46First, paint.
12:48He got 1 point.
12:50He got 1 point.
12:5410 seconds have passed.
12:561 minute and 30 seconds have passed.
12:58Daigo got 1 minute and 30 seconds.
13:00This is bad.
13:02Paint is good.
13:04He's having a hard time.
13:06How about now?
13:08He hit the camera 5 times.
13:10He hit the camera 5 times.
13:12He's been hit many times.
13:14He can't hit the camera.
13:1630 seconds have passed.
13:18The sand team has an advantage.
13:20Go behind him.
13:22He can't hit the camera.
13:24He hit the camera 10 times.
13:2615 seconds have passed.
13:28How many times did he hit the camera?
13:302 times.
13:32If he doesn't hit the camera 3 times,
13:34Chidori team will lose.
13:365 seconds have passed.
13:385, 4, 3,
13:402 seconds have passed.
13:42The game is over.
13:44It's over.
13:46It's a mess.
13:48It's a mess.
13:50He hit the camera once.
13:52It's a mess.
13:54It's a mess.
13:56He hit the camera 3 times.
13:58He hit the camera 3 times.
14:00He hit the camera 3 times.
14:02It's a win.
14:04It's a win.
14:06Wait a minute.
14:08The kids are watching this.
14:10What?
14:12The kids are watching this.
14:14Let's do it properly.
14:16I'm sorry.
14:18I'm sorry.
14:20I'm sorry.
14:22I'm sorry.
14:24What are you saying?
14:26My pee is coming out.
14:28I'm sorry.
14:30I'm sorry.
14:32I'm sorry.
14:34I'm sorry.
14:36It's in.
14:38You can't broadcast.
14:40We can't broadcast.
14:42Okay, you do a dip.
14:44Isn't it too hard?
14:46Isn't it too hard?
14:48We really advertise it.
14:50Now, let's switch the practice.
14:52After the game
14:54Move like this.
15:00That's not right.
15:02You can't snap.
15:04Hahaha!
15:06That's impossible!
15:08I'm going to die!
15:10If you can hit more than 4 times,
15:12the Sand Team wins.
15:14Let's start.
15:16Ready, start!
15:18Where will Chidori's mole come from?
15:20Oh!
15:22He suddenly gets 1 point.
15:24And he uses his feint.
15:26He gets another point.
15:28Now he has 2 points.
15:30Daigo-san...
15:32Oh, Nobu-san got hit.
15:34Now it's D1.
15:36If he gets hit, Chidori will lose.
15:38Feint.
15:40That's right, feint.
15:42Feint is good.
15:4430 seconds left.
15:46Oh!
15:48It's over!
15:50What is this?
15:52What is this?
15:54What is this?
15:56What is this?
15:58What is this?
16:00This is violent.
16:02He was very gentle.
16:04He was very gentle.
16:06The Sand Team won.
16:08Yes!
16:10That means
16:12the Sand Team won
16:14by 3 to 2.
16:16Yes!
16:18That was easy.
16:20Can we call you TV Sand?
16:22We can't call you TV Sand.
16:24We can't.
16:26Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
16:28Rock-paper-scissors?
16:30Rock-paper-scissors?
16:32Are you kidding?
16:34Let's do it together.
16:36The one who wins
16:38wins.
16:40Rock-paper-scissors!
16:42Rock-paper-scissors!
16:44Yes!
16:46We still have Tomizawa.
16:48We still have Tomizawa.
16:50We still have Tomizawa.
16:52We still have Tomizawa.
16:54Rock-paper-scissors!
16:56Yes!
16:58It's a competition.
17:00Let's do it!
17:02Rock-paper-scissors!
17:04Rock-paper-scissors!
17:06Rock-paper-scissors!
17:08Rock-paper-scissors!
17:10The Sand Team won!
17:123 to 3.
17:143 to 3!
17:16The Sand Team won!
17:18The Sand Team won!
17:20The Sand Team won!
17:22The Sand Team won!
17:24Rock-paper-scissors!
17:26Rock-paper-scissors!
17:28Can we draw?
17:30Let's draw.
17:32Wait.
17:34We have a game.
17:36Rock-paper-scissors!
17:38Rock-paper-scissors!
17:40Rock-paper-scissors!
17:42Rock-paper-scissors!
17:44First,
17:46put the rubber band on your arms.
17:48Like this.
17:50And then,
17:52you have to hit each other.
17:54No way.
17:56It hurts.
17:58No matter how you react,
18:00you lose.
18:02This is funny.
18:04It's a real man's game.
18:06First, Nobu will pull.
18:08Then, Date will do it without expression.
18:10Please.
18:12Here I go.
18:14Pay attention to his expression.
18:18No way.
18:20No way.
18:22No expression.
18:24I'll do it this time.
18:26Tomizawa, can he do it?
18:36He just moved.
18:38He didn't move.
18:40His left eyelid
18:42didn't move.
18:44He said it hurt.
18:46That's fine.
18:48Next,
18:50Nobu, can you do it?
18:54Safe!
18:56I thought
18:58I could win.
19:00I thought
19:02I could win.
19:04I thought
19:06I could win.
19:08But it didn't hurt at all.
19:10This is the view
19:12of winning.
19:14He is good at this.
19:16This is the view of winning.
19:22He didn't even attack.
19:24He didn't even attack.
19:26He was safe.
19:28This is a psychological attack.
19:30This is a psychological attack.
19:32He was laughing.
19:34He was laughing.
19:36You can do it with two rubber bands.
19:38You can do it with two rubber bands.
19:44Tomizawa!
19:46No!
19:48He moved!
19:50It hurts!
19:52It hurts!
19:58It hurts!
20:00No!
20:02Daigo's right hand moved.
20:04His right hand moved.
20:06His right hand moved.
20:08His right hand moved.
20:10After he took off his arm hair,
20:12Oh, Wagomuka.
20:16We're going to have a 5th match with Sandwich Man.
20:20The Wagomuka match will start with Tomizawa's 2nd round.
20:28Safe.
20:29Next, Nobu.
20:36He endured it.
20:37And the 5th match.
20:39Even if he's torn, he'll still show his face.
20:41It's worth it.
20:42Of course.
20:43It's the 10th show, right?
20:44The comedy show.
20:45I've always wanted to do it since I was a kid.
20:48Takeshi Sanma, Downtown.
20:49I don't know how much I can do.
20:51Takeshi Sanma, Downtown Chidori.
20:56He moved.
20:57He moved.
20:58Let's watch the replay.
21:02Let's watch the replay.
21:04But he doesn't look like he's in pain.
21:06If he doesn't react, it's the same.
21:08If he doesn't move, it's the same.
21:10He's determined.
21:11He's smiling and saying,
21:12I'm going to win.
21:14He's telling him to go there.
21:16He's telling him to go there.
21:17He's telling him to go there.
21:20From here.
21:24He's in pain.
21:27He's so stiff.
21:28What is this guy?
21:29He's so stiff and in pain.
21:30What is this guy?
21:32He's saying he's in pain.
21:35He's silent.
21:36He's not making that face.
21:37He's silent.
21:38He's in pain.
21:40He's in pain.
21:42It's a foul.
21:43The fans win!
21:48Come again!
21:49Again!
21:51He's fast.
21:52He's fast at the end.
21:53He was so loud that his voice was hoarse,
21:55but he didn't laugh at all.
21:58He was just playing games.
22:00Next time, call me.
22:01He was just playing games.
22:02He was just playing games.
22:03He was just playing games.
22:04That was his advantage.
22:06He was just playing games.
22:07He was just playing games.
22:08Next time, let's go for a fist fight.
22:10Let's go for a fist fight.
22:11Let's walk together.
22:12Let's walk together.
22:13Call me.
22:14Call me.
22:15Call me.
22:16Call me.
22:17Call me.
22:18I'll go out on a motorcycle.
22:19I'll go out on a motorcycle.
22:20Call me.
22:21Call me.
22:22Why are you saying that?
22:23Why are you saying that?
22:24How many times?
22:25I want to invite Udo-san.
22:28I want to see his amazing reaction as many times as possible.
22:32He's not on the show.
22:33I don't have a girlfriend.
22:36Let's surprise them by inviting them to various places.
22:39No.
22:40It's funny.
22:41I'm going crazy.
22:42What's going on?
22:46Terasa is broadcasting a past broadcast.
22:49Please watch it.
22:5010 seconds have passed.
22:5110 seconds have passed.
22:52One more.
22:53One more.
22:54One more.