My Step-Brother is My Ex! full
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00:00:00I come home from college to a new house and a new stepmom.
00:00:04And my son is going to love you. He's going to a frat party at the Naval Academy tonight.
00:00:11Dean?
00:00:12Hannah, don't walk away from me, Hannah. You already did that four years ago.
00:00:16Where's Dean?
00:00:17He's in the bathroom, getting ready for round two.
00:00:20You ruined us!
00:00:24I never slept with Elise, and I certainly never will.
00:00:27I went too easy on you yesterday, Hannah.
00:00:29So itchy! Let me help you with that.
00:00:34No one here wants you, Hannah!
00:00:36Is he going to let me be humiliated?
00:00:38Everyone stop!
00:00:39You stood up for me and put yourself on the line.
00:00:41What the hell are you all looking at?
00:00:43You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
00:00:45You obviously have strong feelings for Hannah Hart, Lieutenant.
00:00:48I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me, Captain.
00:00:51You're going down!
00:00:53Hannah, look out!
00:00:59Dean!
00:01:25Dean, we can't do that out here. What if the teacher catches us?
00:01:28Then meet me upstairs.
00:01:29It's our last night before you move back west and I start military college.
00:01:33You still want to go all the way?
00:01:35Of course.
00:01:36We said prom night would be special and promised to be each other's first.
00:01:40I wouldn't want it to be with anyone else.
00:01:52Give that back!
00:01:53Aww, are you scared I'm going to screw up your little prom night virginity pact?
00:01:57Hate to break it to you, sweetie, but Dean already lost his last summer.
00:02:01To me?
00:02:02You're lying.
00:02:03You've been throwing yourself at Dean for years, but he would never touch you.
00:02:07Then why did you tell me you wanted to do it again tonight?
00:02:10Guess you're not so special after all, Hannah.
00:02:12Dean would never.
00:02:18We'll see about that.
00:02:20Dean!
00:02:26Let me go! Let me go!
00:02:27Shut up!
00:02:33Nice, Jake!
00:02:35Here, get him inside and hide him in the bathroom. Hurry before that little rat shows up.
00:02:41Come on.
00:02:46I refuse to believe Elise's lies.
00:02:53Dean, that was so good.
00:03:00What the hell? Where is he?
00:03:04He's in the bathroom, getting ready for round two.
00:03:07Can you blame him? Why would he want you when he could have all this?
00:03:12As if I'd believe that. He's probably not even in there.
00:03:16See for yourself.
00:03:22No, he wouldn't.
00:03:27Dean, are you in there?
00:03:32Yeah.
00:03:34How could you?
00:03:37You promised me.
00:03:44No, Dean, you don't get to hide from me. I want an explanation.
00:03:48She'll know the truth if she opens that door.
00:03:52I want an explanation.
00:03:55Why do you think he's hiding in there instead of coming and talking this out with you?
00:04:00Dean, go on. Ask him to come out. See if he will.
00:04:05Fine.
00:04:07Dean, I'm going to count to three.
00:04:10One.
00:04:12Two.
00:04:14Three.
00:04:18You room tonight. You room to us.
00:04:36What the hell?
00:04:38Hannah.
00:04:40It's okay.
00:04:48Hannah, thank God.
00:04:49It's over, Dean.
00:04:51Loving you was the worst mistake I've ever made.
00:04:55Don't talk to me ever again.
00:04:57Okay.
00:05:03I have to find her. I have to explain everything.
00:05:16Why'd you leave me?
00:05:28I come home from college to a new house, a new town, and a new stepmom?
00:05:33Who even is this woman?
00:05:36Who even is this woman?
00:05:38She's kind and also very rich.
00:05:40We met before we moved four years ago.
00:05:43Four years ago?
00:05:48That's the last time I saw Dean.
00:05:51Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:05:52I'm so happy you're here.
00:05:54And my son is going to love you.
00:05:56He's always wanted a sibling.
00:05:58I'm sorry. Did you say son?
00:06:00He's going to a frat party at the Naval Academy tonight.
00:06:03You should go too.
00:06:05I know you're starting your summer job there tomorrow.
00:06:07You could meet some students and maybe bond a little bit with your stepbrother.
00:06:13Dad, you didn't mention anything about a stepbrother.
00:06:16Dad, you didn't mention anything about a stepbrother.
00:06:21Dean goes to military school too.
00:06:23Oh God, will he be there?
00:06:26Speak of the devil.
00:06:27Hi honey, where are you?
00:06:29About to head to the party.
00:06:31Perfect! I'm going to send your stepsister Hannah there to meet you.
00:06:36Hannah? Wait, I have a stepsister?
00:06:38Take good care of her, okay?
00:06:47How am I supposed to find my stepbrother?
00:06:50Everyone's in uniform and I don't even know what he looks like.
00:06:54Oh my God, is that him?
00:07:00He is so fine.
00:07:02I know, he's going to be a senior commander next year.
00:07:05And he's single.
00:07:07And I hear he's looking for a date for the junior dance too.
00:07:10Back off, I caught this.
00:07:13Dean?
00:07:14Hannah, it's been four years.
00:07:16She probably never even thought about me.
00:07:19What are you doing here?
00:07:20I didn't come here to see you, that's for sure.
00:07:25Ignore that rude-ass nobody.
00:07:28Yeah, she obviously has no taste or respect.
00:07:31I can get someone to kick her out for you.
00:07:33No need, I'm leaving.
00:07:36I'm not leaving.
00:07:38I can get someone to kick her out for you.
00:07:40No need, I'm leaving.
00:07:43Dean, where are you going?
00:07:45Don't walk away from me.
00:07:47What does she have that we don't?
00:07:51Don't walk away from me, Hannah. You already did that four years ago.
00:07:54That's rich coming from a dirty cheater like you.
00:07:56I never cheated on you, Hannah.
00:07:59You were the one that dumped me after I got knocked unconscious.
00:08:03Four years, Hannah.
00:08:05I called you so many times, I tried to find you and explain.
00:08:08You expect me to believe some crazy excuse after four years?
00:08:11Your clothes were all over the room, I heard your voice.
00:08:16I wanted to leave him so badly.
00:08:18If she doesn't believe me, then why waste my breath?
00:08:21Forget it.
00:08:30Whoa, that's three shots of vodka, man.
00:08:33Is this about that hot girl you were fighting with over there?
00:08:36It's my ex, Hannah. I haven't seen her in four years.
00:08:39I thought she left this town for good.
00:08:41Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:08:47No, dude, there's like a million Hannahs out there. It can't be the same person.
00:08:51Hope you're right, because becoming step-siblings with your ex sounds like a nightmare.
00:08:56Especially when my ex is convinced I'm a lying, cheating asshole.
00:09:00I can't believe this. She walked away from me again.
00:09:04Then show her she's wrong.
00:09:06Make her regret ever leaving you.
00:09:14Well, well, well. The virgin Hannah returns.
00:09:18I can't believe you'd show your face in this town again.
00:09:20You weren't humiliated enough when Dean dumped your ass four years ago.
00:09:24You should be humiliated for what you did to me.
00:09:26You're the one who jumped into my boyfriend's bed.
00:09:30No one here would believe that, Hannah.
00:09:32Dean was my man, and you took him from me.
00:09:35What?
00:09:36You won't get away with that.
00:09:43Get away from me, you backstabbing bitch! Haven't you hurt me enough?
00:09:47Elise, what's wrong?
00:09:48This woman is harassing me.
00:09:50It was enough that she stole Dean from me four years ago.
00:09:53She decided to come back and rub it in my face.
00:09:56I thought she was totally trying to seduce him earlier.
00:09:58I knew it! I knew that homewrecker was out to get me!
00:10:01Damn, jealous much?
00:10:03I'm so messed up.
00:10:04No, I wasn't. She's lying.
00:10:07Elise is the desperate one.
00:10:25Hold her down.
00:10:28You know what happens to bitches who steal other people's men?
00:10:31The punishment is the very oldest scarlet letter.
00:10:36A for adulterer.
00:10:39Asshole.
00:10:42Let me go!
00:10:44That's Hannah.
00:10:48Get your hands off her!
00:10:51What the hell is this?
00:10:58What?
00:11:16We know Hannah seduced you and stole you away from Elise.
00:11:19Now that homewrecker is just paying the price.
00:11:21Is that what Elise told all of you?
00:11:23Then she's a liar.
00:11:25I never slept with Elise.
00:11:27I wouldn't touch her if you paid me a million dollars.
00:11:30Is he telling the truth?
00:11:32You don't have to lie to protect your little side piece, Lieutenant.
00:11:35We all see it.
00:11:37She's not pretty enough to be girlfriend material.
00:11:40Not everyone's born with it like me.
00:11:43You're very confident in yourself, Elise.
00:11:46Let me ask a question.
00:11:48How many guys here has Elise Lyons tried to seduce?
00:11:52And how many of you actually want to sleep with her?
00:11:59See, you think you're so hot, but no one here wants you.
00:12:03I know I never did, and I certainly never will.
00:12:06No one wants a woman with an ugly soul.
00:12:09And the next time you want to call someone a homewrecker,
00:12:12you should look in the mirror first.
00:12:22You know what happens to bitches who steal other people's men?
00:12:25No, no, please don't!
00:12:33Is that true? You really never slept with Elise?
00:12:36Hannah, why would I...
00:12:38Is that why you ran off without saying goodbye?
00:12:41All the evidence was there. What was I supposed to think?
00:12:43Hannah, Elise has hopped into bed with every guy in our school.
00:12:47I can't believe you think I would choose her over you.
00:12:49Are you calling me stupid?
00:12:51Hannah, that's not what I'm...
00:12:52Even if you never cheated,
00:12:54it took me four years to piece my broken heart back together.
00:12:58I can't just let that go.
00:13:00Apparently neither can Elise.
00:13:03God, that was so humiliating.
00:13:09No, don't drink that!
00:13:11Oh God, please don't tell me that has piss in it.
00:13:14Ew, no, what the fuck?
00:13:16But dude, that's got a whole tab of acid in it.
00:13:32Are we swimming?
00:13:35Oh my God!
00:13:37You look just like my cheating ex.
00:13:41You look just like my cheating ex.
00:13:44Again? I never cheated!
00:13:46God damn it, Hannah!
00:13:47You're right, me.
00:13:51You're at my house.
00:13:52Well, my mom's.
00:13:54Just lay down, you need rest.
00:13:56Okay?
00:13:57Mm-mm, you're wrong.
00:14:00We're at my house.
00:14:02I just moved in.
00:14:05Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:14:09Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:14:17After four years, you still make my heart beat faster.
00:14:21Do you still have feelings for me?
00:14:26The ship.
00:14:27I'm the captain of the ship.
00:14:30And it's calling me.
00:14:32What are you thinking, Dean?
00:14:34She's just tripping.
00:14:37Goodnight, Hannah.
00:14:51I start my new job at the academy today.
00:14:53Oh crap, I have to get ready.
00:15:00Morning, Hannah.
00:15:01Did you have fun at the party last night?
00:15:03Oh, it was kind of crazy.
00:15:05I'm gonna meet your son, though.
00:15:06Oh.
00:15:07He's probably still sleeping, but you'll see him around.
00:15:10Can't wait. I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:15:18She left without saying goodbye.
00:15:20Again?
00:15:25This is for the best.
00:15:27It's easier if I never see her again.
00:15:31Hey mom, did you see a girl brunette like this tall?
00:15:34You mean your stepsister?
00:15:36No, not my stepsister.
00:15:37Right.
00:15:39Never mind.
00:15:41She really did leave.
00:15:42Again.
00:15:43Well, you should probably say hi since you missed her at the party last night.
00:15:47She went upstairs to shower.
00:15:55She better be done in the bathroom.
00:15:57I can't be late for school.
00:16:00Up!
00:16:02Up!
00:16:03Sorry, didn't see anything.
00:16:07Sorry, I'll just be a minute.
00:16:11Sure, yeah.
00:16:12This was not how I imagined meeting my stepsister.
00:16:15I'm Hannah, by the way.
00:16:16Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:16:20Why did she sound so familiar?
00:16:24Do your job and keep your head down.
00:16:26Do your job and keep your head down.
00:16:28No goofing off and no fraternizing with the students.
00:16:31Keen goes here.
00:16:32I wonder if I'll see him today.
00:16:34Break any rules and you're out.
00:16:36Understood?
00:16:37Yes, captain.
00:16:42I'm Skye.
00:16:43I'm so happy someone my age joined the cleaning crew.
00:16:45I can tell we're going to be friends.
00:16:49I know I smell the rotting stench of desperation.
00:16:52I think someone needs a shower.
00:16:56No, I clean the bathrooms with that.
00:17:00I can tell.
00:17:01Now the smell is unbearable.
00:17:04What the hell?
00:17:05You can't just do that.
00:17:06I'm a third year student and you're just a pathetic janitor.
00:17:10You have no power here.
00:17:12If you want to take an actual shower, you can use the west wing locker room.
00:17:16They don't mind sharing a space with musty peasants.
00:17:22Go ahead and take a shower.
00:17:23I'll cover for you.
00:17:26Okay.
00:17:42You don't humiliate me and get away with it, Hannah.
00:17:45That bitch has no idea what's coming.
00:17:53Ian, what are you doing here?
00:17:55Why would I go here, Hannah?
00:17:56What are you doing in the men's locker room?
00:17:58Well, it's my first day at work and I...
00:18:01Wait, did you say men's locker room?
00:18:04I saw that new cleaning girl, Hannah, sneak in here.
00:18:07And she was making all these disgusting noises.
00:18:10She's obviously having sex with a student in there.
00:18:12If that's true, she needs to be fired immediately.
00:18:15Go in and see for yourself.
00:18:20I'm telling you, captain, Hannah came in here.
00:18:23It's her first day on the job and she's already hooking up with a student.
00:18:26Elise, she set me up.
00:18:29Oh my god, I can't be in here. What do I do?
00:18:32Don't say a word.
00:18:40Lieutenant DeMond, what's going on in here?
00:18:42I'm about to shower, captain.
00:18:44What is Lyons doing in here?
00:18:46All women are banned from the men's locker room.
00:18:48I saw a member of the cleaning staff come in.
00:18:50She must be here with you somewhere.
00:18:52Well, it's just me in here, so...
00:18:54If you don't mind.
00:19:05Lieutenant, what do you think you're doing?
00:19:07I told you, I'm about to shower.
00:19:09Are you both going to stand there and watch, or...
00:19:12No!
00:19:13Freeze, DeMond.
00:19:14It's against regulations to expose yourself to a captain.
00:19:18He's in trouble now.
00:19:23But it's a worse offense to drag the captain into a men's locker room for no valid reason.
00:19:28What? But captain, I know Hannah's here.
00:19:31He's obviously just protecting her.
00:19:33Silence!
00:19:34That's 50 demerits and kitchen duty for a weak Lyons.
00:19:39Mess with the cleaning staff or step foot into this room one more time.
00:19:42And you're doing bathroom duties too.
00:19:44Got it?
00:19:45Yes, captain.
00:19:47Lieutenant.
00:19:52Apologies for the disturbance, lieutenant.
00:20:01Jeez, that was close.
00:20:03It's twice I've saved you now.
00:20:06You owe me a thank you.
00:20:14Dean, I can't go there with you again.
00:20:16Why not?
00:20:18You know the truth about what happened four years ago.
00:20:20You know I didn't cheat on you.
00:20:22It's not that simple.
00:20:23Four years is a long time.
00:20:25I don't know who you are anymore, and you don't know me.
00:20:28How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to kiss?
00:20:33How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to kiss?
00:20:36Don't look at me like that.
00:20:38Like what?
00:20:39Like someone who doesn't deserve your trust anymore.
00:20:41Even if it was all just some big misunderstanding,
00:20:44those four years of pain were very real.
00:20:47I'm not going through that again.
00:20:49You want my trust?
00:20:50Earn it back.
00:20:55Fine.
00:20:57I will.
00:21:06I went too easy on you yesterday, Hannah.
00:21:12I'm sorry.
00:21:20My god, I can't wait to see Ellie's work in kitchen duty.
00:21:23I bet she looks so stupid in a hairnet.
00:21:25I know.
00:21:26That should teach her not to mess with cleaning stuff.
00:21:34Get ready for a very uncomfortable day.
00:21:42What?
00:21:54Everything okay there?
00:21:55Yeah, it's probably just allergies.
00:21:59Look alive, ladies.
00:22:00Today I want the two of you to work in-
00:22:02Captain!
00:22:03There's a disaster in the kitchen. I need cleaning staff stacked.
00:22:06Kitchen it is.
00:22:07Follow Lyons.
00:22:08I know. Funny business.
00:22:26Big D!
00:22:27Have you decided who you're taking to the junior class dance yet?
00:22:30The ladies are all waiting.
00:22:35I have someone in mind?
00:22:37Who? Your cleaning lady ex?
00:22:42Who? Your cleaning lady ex?
00:22:45Where the hell are your dates?
00:22:46Oh yeah, nonexistent.
00:22:48So why don't you shut the hell up about her?
00:22:52Clean it up.
00:22:57You're not going to treat Sky like crap
00:22:59just because your pathetic little attempt to sabotage me ended in kitchen duty?
00:23:04What?
00:23:05Something wrong, Hannah?
00:23:07It's just so itchy.
00:23:09It's probably this cheap uniform fabric.
00:23:11Oh my god, it's driving me crazy.
00:23:13I have to get this off.
00:23:19You should let your skin break, Hannah.
00:23:21Here, let me help you with that.
00:23:29Dude, speak of the devil.
00:23:34What?
00:23:43The show's about to begin.
00:23:47Now I see why you were still hung up on the janitor crew.
00:23:51Dean won't help you now.
00:23:52He'd never ruin his reputation like that.
00:23:55No one here wants you, Hannah.
00:23:57So you can stop trying to whore yourself out.
00:24:00Yeah, where are you scratching yourself?
00:24:01Do you have like an STD or something?
00:24:03Yeah, she isn't beating the homework allegations.
00:24:07Is he really just going to sit there?
00:24:09Is he going to let me be humiliated?
00:24:17Everyone stop!
00:24:32What the hell are you all looking at?
00:24:34If I hear one more word about this,
00:24:36I see one more video,
00:24:38you will never walk these halls again.
00:24:52Shit, I need to dump this so Dean can't prove it was me.
00:24:55I need to prove it was me.
00:25:00Elise, I think you dropped something.
00:25:03Oh, what the hell?
00:25:09Looks like you're most probably married to some cat in the house.
00:25:11No, I don't.
00:25:12That's what happens when you throw yourself at every guy in school.
00:25:15Watch out, it might be contagious.
00:25:22Stop that, you're going to tear your skin off.
00:25:25Here, antihistamines.
00:25:26You're having some kind of allergic reaction.
00:25:28Hannah, oh my god, I am so sorry.
00:25:30It was Elise.
00:25:31She put itching powder in your uniform.
00:25:33But don't worry, I got her back
00:25:35and took videos with your phone
00:25:37and got you a new uniform.
00:25:39I knew it was her, I just wish we had proof.
00:25:42Do me a favor, will you scratch?
00:25:47Next time you see her doing anything suspicious,
00:25:49breaking any rules, record it.
00:25:52Captain's not going to kick her out until I have proof.
00:25:54Yeah, I'll do my best.
00:25:56Don't worry, I'm going to protect you and Hannah.
00:25:59She can't keep getting away with this shit.
00:26:04You're so kind to her.
00:26:06Okay, on a scale from one to ten, how embarrassing was that?
00:26:10None of the captains saw.
00:26:12Barely a quarter of the school was there.
00:26:14I'm sure everyone will forget about it by tomorrow.
00:26:16Especially now that Elise is walking around looking like a constipated lobster.
00:26:22Now, do I love the fact that a bunch of horny navy bros saw you half naked?
00:26:26Hell no.
00:26:28Oh, so you were jealous?
00:26:30What if I was?
00:26:44Honey, I made reservations for you and your stepsister at Anchor Bar tonight
00:26:48so you two can properly meet.
00:26:50I'm sending her number now.
00:26:52Call us in time, would you?
00:26:54Got it.
00:26:58Hi, it's me.
00:27:01Hi, it's me.
00:27:02It's okay, I should get back before the captain figures out what happened.
00:27:12Ouch.
00:27:20Who just called you?
00:27:22I don't recognize the number. It's probably a scam.
00:27:25Right.
00:27:27Well, come find me if you need me, okay?
00:27:43Hello?
00:27:44Hey, Hannah.
00:27:45Dean, is that you?
00:27:47Yeah, it's me. Your stepbrother.
00:27:49Did he just say his name was Dean?
00:27:51He must have misheard me.
00:27:53Look, sorry I never found you at the bar, dude.
00:27:55Wanna get drinks tonight to make up for it?
00:27:57Meet me at Anchor Bar in an hour?
00:27:59Sure, drink's on me.
00:28:03Mmm, got a hot date with Dean tonight?
00:28:06I know we're not supposed to fraternize, but y'all look so hot together.
00:28:10God, no, it's my stepbrother.
00:28:12I think he goes here too.
00:28:14But now my clothes are all dirty.
00:28:18Ooh, I have an idea.
00:28:21There's all kinds of stuff in here. Maybe you'll find something.
00:28:34I'm meeting my stepbrother. Is this too much?
00:28:43I can't believe she found her way back to me.
00:28:45If I can just get her to trust me again...
00:28:49Can I help you?
00:28:50It's reservation only.
00:28:52Oh, I'm meeting someone.
00:28:53Name?
00:28:55Oh God, what is my stepbrother's name?
00:28:57That's so embarrassing.
00:28:59Why don't you try the gentleman club down the street instead?
00:29:02Excuse me?
00:29:04Hannah?
00:29:07Hannah?
00:29:08What the hell is she doing here?
00:29:10Young girl in a tie dress?
00:29:11Doesn't know the name of the guy that she's meeting?
00:29:13I can spot a sugar baby on the prowl from a mile away.
00:29:16Sorry, Han, but we don't allow homewreckers in this bar.
00:29:20You can't just kick me out. I'm not a sugar baby.
00:29:23She's not a homewrecker either. She's my girlfriend.
00:29:27Lieutenant Dumont, I'm so sorry. She didn't say...
00:29:30I don't care. No one talks to her that way.
00:29:34You're fired.
00:29:44Damn, she looks good tonight.
00:29:46Wait, Hannah, what the hell are you doing here?
00:29:49Are you on, like, a date or something?
00:29:51Oh, so you are jealous.
00:29:54I never said I wasn't.
00:29:57Oh, now I'm meeting my stepbrother.
00:29:59Whoa, are you serious? I'm supposed to be meeting my stepsister.
00:30:02Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:30:06Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:30:08Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:30:14Yeah, right.
00:30:15Could you imagine?
00:30:16I mean, I don't see anyone else here alone.
00:30:18Looks like we both got stood up.
00:30:20Great. I bet my stepbrother is a total D-bag.
00:30:23He seems to be avoiding me at all costs.
00:30:25Then he's also an idiot.
00:30:27I bet my stepsister is some stuck-up mean girl.
00:30:30Or a hermit. I can't tell which, really.
00:30:32She also wants nothing to do with me, so...
00:30:35She seems super fun.
00:30:37Hey, maybe it's a good thing they stood us up.
00:30:39If you'd rather not go home,
00:30:41stay here and get a drink with me instead,
00:30:44you do kind of own me, after all.
00:30:48Fine. One drink.
00:30:53Your usual, Mr. DeMott.
00:30:55An opinion colloquially.
00:30:57He remembered my favorite drink.
00:31:01So, is this what it's like being one of the top-ranking lieutenants at the Naval Academy?
00:31:05Everyone treats you like royalty,
00:31:07and you call the shots everywhere you go?
00:31:09Sometimes.
00:31:10It also helps that my mom owns this place, too,
00:31:12so the staff has to do whatever I say.
00:31:14When my mom divorced my scumbag father,
00:31:17she won millions in the settlement.
00:31:19She's invested it well.
00:31:21She sounds like a badass.
00:31:23She is.
00:31:24You two get along.
00:31:26Cheers to new beginnings.
00:31:36Cute, no?
00:31:37Cutie.
00:31:38Wow.
00:31:40Looks better on you.
00:31:44Turn around?
00:31:45No.
00:31:48Ben, look at me lovingly.
00:31:52Nice.
00:31:54That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:31:59Okay, I should go.
00:32:01We've been talking for hours, and it's way past last call.
00:32:04I have work, and you have school.
00:32:06Hannah, don't go.
00:32:09My mom owns the bar.
00:32:10Remember, we can go whenever we want.
00:32:13Dean, I don't know.
00:32:14I'll need four years of catching up to do.
00:32:18Dean, I can't.
00:32:20Do you have any idea what those four years were like for me?
00:32:24They were hell.
00:32:25Heartbreak.
00:32:27I looked at old photos, reliving that moment over and over again.
00:32:31You think I didn't go through that, too?
00:32:34You want to know how I became top-ranked lieutenant in the junior class?
00:32:37Because all I did was train and study.
00:32:39I worked myself to the bone just hoping I could forget you for a second.
00:32:43And how'd that work out for you?
00:32:45It didn't.
00:32:47I never stopped thinking about you.
00:32:54I still love you, Hannah.
00:33:00At least let me drive you home.
00:33:01You've had a lot to drink tonight.
00:33:04I want to say yes, but if I let myself fall this hard again, how do I know I won't get hurt?
00:33:09I'll call a car.
00:33:11See you tomorrow.
00:33:22How was drinks with your stepbrother?
00:33:24He never showed.
00:33:27Honey, did you stand your stepsister up tonight?
00:33:31Is that what she told you?
00:33:33She's the one who stood me up.
00:33:35Sounds like you two need to clear the air.
00:33:37She's up in her room.
00:33:38Why don't you go talk to her?
00:33:46Hello?
00:33:48Hello?
00:33:53Oh my god.
00:33:56God damn it, what the hell did I do to you?
00:33:59I'm so sorry, you scared me.
00:34:02Are you okay?
00:34:03Don't come near me, just give me some space, please.
00:34:10I knew my stepbrother hated me.
00:34:13I knew my stepbrother hated me.
00:34:20Hi.
00:34:21Morning, Lieutenant.
00:34:22Hangover hit you hard?
00:34:23No, I don't get hangover.
00:34:27You want a tissue?
00:34:32Oh my god, what happened?
00:34:33There is no way I'm going to tell Hannah I got beat up by my stepsister.
00:34:38Um, I got into a bar fight last night after you left.
00:34:44See the other guy.
00:34:56Better?
00:34:58Much.
00:35:03Alright, let's get this bandaid off. Come with me.
00:35:08I'm not going to be painted as a loser while those insufferable high school sweethearts rekindle their pathetic little romance.
00:35:15It's time to remind everyone who the real loser is here.
00:35:24Alright, let's get this bandaid off. Come with me.
00:35:27Hey.
00:35:34I'm sorry about last night, Hannah. I don't want to push you.
00:35:38I'm sorry too. I was so caught up in my own heartbreak that I didn't even think about yours.
00:35:43You were a victim in all this too.
00:35:47Hannah, can I ask you something?
00:35:50Depends on the question.
00:35:52Will you be my date to the junior class dance?
00:35:55It's the biggest event of the year and there's this classroom ceremony and I have to give a whole speech.
00:35:59Dean, I'm cleaning criminal out.
00:36:02Says who? It would mean a lot if you were there with me.
00:36:06I know we're not supposed to live in the past, but we deserve a prom night do-over, don't you think?
00:36:14Just think about it.
00:36:19Oh my god, the captain. Come quick, it's Elise.
00:36:23She took a video of the whole stripping incident and she's broadcasting it on every screen on campus right now.
00:36:30Oh my god.
00:36:46Well, so much for everyone forgetting about everything. The captain's definitely going to fire me.
00:36:51No she's not. I'm shutting this down now.
00:36:55I have an idea.
00:36:59Attention seeking skank much?
00:37:14God, what was Lieutenant Dumont thinking coming to her rescue?
00:37:17He's obviously doing charity work. He doesn't date any of the girls here as if he'd be caught dead with some slutty cleaning girl.
00:37:24Right? Boo-hoo, Hannah. You whored out your body to the entire school and still no one wanted you.
00:37:36Actually, that's not true.
00:37:48You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:37:53You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:37:57Wait until the captain sees this.
00:38:00Bitch.
00:38:04Oh, you broke my phone.
00:38:06Sorry, we need to broadcast a little something of our own today.
00:38:10Hannah?
00:38:11Hannah?
00:38:12That video of me was nice, but I think the whole school is really going to love this one.
00:38:27Damn, at least Hannah looked hot. At least she looks like a rotten tomato.
00:38:33Ew, it's so true. And she doesn't have a Lieutenant Dumont coming to save her either. How sad.
00:38:40You two-faced asshole!
00:38:42I guess you forgot, Elise. You're the one who no one wants.
00:38:48Does anyone else have something to say to me or Hannah? Any other threats they want to make?
00:38:55Good. I'm a top-ranked lieutenant, and next year I'll be senior commander.
00:39:00I can make all of your lives a living hell with the snap of my fingers.
00:39:04So next time you're choosing your loyalties, I suggest you remember that.
00:39:10Anything you want to add, Hannah?
00:39:12Yeah, just two quick things.
00:39:27That was so badass.
00:39:28We got her so good.
00:39:30I gotta get back to work.
00:39:39Lieutenant Dumont!
00:39:42My office, now!
00:39:50I saw the video.
00:39:52This is the second time in a week you've been wrapped up in a disruption with Hart.
00:39:57I rely on my student officers to keep their peers in check.
00:40:01Being the center of the drama is not very becoming for a future commander.
00:40:06What are you saying, Captain?
00:40:08Well, for starters, Hart needs to go.
00:40:10No. Lyons is the center of all this drama.
00:40:14You saw what she did in the locker room. She's the one who broadcast the video.
00:40:17She set Hart up.
00:40:19Do you have proof of this?
00:40:20Damn. I broke her phone.
00:40:22No, but...
00:40:24You obviously have strong feelings for Hannah Hart, Lieutenant.
00:40:27It's clouding your judgment.
00:40:29If she stays, I don't think I can trust you to take on the commander ranking next year.
00:40:35Then so be it.
00:40:40Dean, wait.
00:40:43Don't risk your future for me.
00:40:45Miss Hart, this doesn't concern you.
00:40:49Though, I have to say, Lieutenant, she does make a sound point.
00:40:56Dean, think about it.
00:40:58I'll always be just a janitor, but you could be a commander.
00:41:02You're right.
00:41:05But you're not just a janitor, Hannah.
00:41:07And I'm not going to let you take the fall for someone else's mistakes.
00:41:11That's not what a good commander does.
00:41:15I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me, Captain.
00:41:33You didn't let the captain fire me.
00:41:35You stood up for me and put yourself on the line.
00:41:38I know you stopped trusting me a long time ago.
00:41:40I'm trying to earn it back. I'm trying so damn hard.
00:41:43No.
00:42:01God, I've missed this.
00:42:02So have I.
00:42:05See you under the dam.
00:42:07You're already on such thin ice with the captain.
00:42:09If she sees me there, she's going to freak out.
00:42:11There's nothing wrong with us being together.
00:42:13I won't let anyone tell me that there is.
00:42:22Yes.
00:42:24I guess I will go to the dance with you.
00:42:33Morning, Dad.
00:42:34Morning.
00:42:35Gotta run.
00:42:37You're in a good mood.
00:42:38Where are you off to, sweetie?
00:42:40I have to get a dress for the naval academy dance.
00:42:42My date Dean is the lieutenant, so I'm supposed to wear something fancy.
00:42:46You and Dean are going to the dance together? How exciting!
00:42:50Does Christine know Dean?
00:42:52Maybe he's in the same class as my stepbrother.
00:42:55Do you have any dresses in mind?
00:42:57Well, I really love this one from Peach Boutique, but I'm not sure that I can afford it.
00:43:02Oh, don't worry about that.
00:43:04I'll have them put it on hold for you.
00:43:06If you love it, charge it to my account.
00:43:08Oh my god, thank you so much, Christine.
00:43:14I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:43:21I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:43:28Sorry, what was that? I had music in.
00:43:30Nothing, dear.
00:43:39Oh, honey, did you pick up your dress uniform for the dance?
00:43:42Not yet, I'm going to go after breakfast.
00:43:49Good, you better.
00:43:51Because I'm so happy to hear that you invited your stepsister as your date.
00:43:55It's great the two of you are getting along.
00:43:58My stepsister? But I invited Hannah Hart.
00:44:04Oops, forgot my bag.
00:44:06Oops, forgot my bag.
00:44:11Isn't that Dean's ex?
00:44:20Holy shit, dude, that was Hannah!
00:44:23My stepsister? So what?
00:44:26My stepsister? So what?
00:44:29Wait, so she is that Hannah.
00:44:32Dude, I told you, she's my stepsister.
00:44:36Hannah.
00:44:37You're so dense, bro.
00:44:39But isn't that, like, weird?
00:44:43We've never met. It's like she doesn't even exist.
00:44:47Huh?
00:44:49Whatever you say.
00:45:01Can I help you? The shop appointment only.
00:45:04Oh, I'm actually picking up. My stepmom Christine put a dress on hold for me.
00:45:10I'm sorry.
00:45:11You're too late. Another customer just purchased that dress.
00:45:14Oh, she's actually wearing it right now.
00:45:23I've never looked hotter.
00:45:30I've never looked hotter.
00:45:33Ugh, seriously? She never gives up.
00:45:39Oh my god, what the hell are you doing at a nice place like this?
00:45:43That's my dress you're wearing. Take it off.
00:45:47Please, Hannah. Why would a try-hard, low-class nobody like you ever need a gown like this?
00:45:55Actually, Dean invited me to the junior class dance, so none of your pathetic little stunts worked.
00:46:00Shit. All that steaming and the two of them are closer than ever.
00:46:11Is there a problem over here?
00:46:13Yes, this girl is stalking and bullying me incessantly.
00:46:17Just get security to get her out of here. I don't feel safe here.
00:46:23I don't feel safe here.
00:46:25She's lying. She's the bully.
00:46:27She spread this horrible video of me all over school, and now I'm like a social pariah.
00:46:34I just wanted to buy a dress to make myself feel pretty for the dance, but here she is harassing me again.
00:46:42How could you do something so cruel to this young, lovely woman?
00:46:46You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:46:48She did it to me first. That video wouldn't even exist if she hadn't tried to sabotage me first.
00:46:53And now she's trying to do it again by stealing my dress.
00:46:55I've heard enough. I told you you cannot shop here without an appointment.
00:47:00And now you're causing a major disturbance in this store.
00:47:03Security!
00:47:06You can't just take me away. This isn't fair.
00:47:08Please, you're hurting me.
00:47:18What did you do?
00:47:23What did you do?
00:47:25I didn't mean to. I swear, the guard was hurting me and I was just trying to get away.
00:47:29Yeah, right, you psycho bitch. You did this on purpose.
00:47:31Oh, I'm a psycho bitch? I think you need to take a look in the mirror.
00:47:34It is not enough to kick her out. She needs to be arrested.
00:47:38Can't really enjoy the dance from a jail cell now, can you?
00:47:45Hey, drop your arms now. You're hurting me.
00:47:48What are you doing? Take her away. She ripped my dress. Isn't that like assault?
00:47:53Assault? What that guard just did to Hannah, that's assault.
00:47:59Do all the guards manhandle the customers like this?
00:48:03And why are you letting Elise Lyons into the store?
00:48:07She has some obsession with harassing and stalking this beautiful girl.
00:48:11Obviously, her jealousy has driven her to madness.
00:48:14I think it's time someone punished her for it.
00:48:19I think it's time someone punished her.
00:48:21Escort her out, humanely, and then take off that badge and go home. You're fired.
00:48:27You can't do this. We're not at the academy. You have no power here, Lieutenant.
00:48:32Actually, this is my family's business. My mom owns every store in this complex.
00:48:38I'm so sorry for the confusion, Mr. Dumont.
00:48:43You can pick out any dress at the store, at no cost.
00:48:48It will make up for my little engagement.
00:48:53By the way, you can pack your things and go home, too.
00:48:57I'm sorry.
00:48:59I'm sorry.
00:49:01I'm sorry.
00:49:03I'm sorry.
00:49:04By the way, you can pack your things and go home, too.
00:49:07After you help Miss Hart here find the perfect dress.
00:49:12Of course. That's why I'm here.
00:49:25Hannah's gone too far. I need you to come to the dance with me tonight to get her back.
00:49:31At least I told you I'd never help you do something like that again.
00:49:36Ow! What are you doing? Let me go!
00:49:38Shut up!
00:49:40Get him inside and hide him in the bathroom. Hurry before that little rat shows up.
00:49:45Do you want me to out you as an accessory to assault? No?
00:49:49Then you better show up tonight.
00:49:52We're gonna finish what we started four years ago.
00:50:02Excuse me, ma'am. Could you help me?
00:50:12The saleswoman's a little busy.
00:50:15Dean, what are you doing?
00:50:22You look so perfect. I wish we weren't in public right now.
00:50:31Dean, we can't.
00:50:35I know. But I want to pick up where we left off four years ago, Hannah.
00:50:39You and me, finally, tonight, after the dance.
00:50:42This feels just like prom. How can I trust that I'm not gonna get hurt again?
00:50:47You can trust that I won't hurt you again, Hannah. I didn't then and I won't now.
00:50:53Nothing will get in the way this time. I promise.
00:50:56I promise.
00:51:01Pick me up at 427 Kings Lane at 6. Don't let me down, Dean.
00:51:17Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:51:21Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:51:27Hannah, wait!
00:51:44What do you think?
00:51:45Oh, honey.
00:51:47What do you think?
00:51:48Oh, honey. You look stunning.
00:51:52You've never looked more beautiful, sweetie.
00:52:00Your stepbrother should be down any second.
00:52:03I guess I finally get to see his face.
00:52:05My date should be here soon, too.
00:52:10There he is!
00:52:12Wait!
00:52:15Dad, Christine, this is Dean.
00:52:19We know that, sweetie. Dean is your stepbrother.
00:52:27Stepbrother?
00:52:30Stepbrother?
00:52:33This can't be happening.
00:52:36Hannah, you look like you've seen a ghost.
00:52:38I... I didn't.
00:52:43Hannah, stop. Talk to me.
00:52:44I can't believe it's the time we were step-siblings.
00:52:46I'm pissed.
00:52:47I know we said we'd pick up where we left off, but how are we supposed to do that now?
00:52:50This doesn't change anything.
00:52:51This doesn't change who we are, how we feel.
00:52:53How can you say that?
00:52:54I can't believe I was stupid enough to let myself think that we'd actually be together again.
00:52:56I thought I could just...
00:53:07We will be together.
00:53:09I love you, Hannah.
00:53:11I'm not letting you go again.
00:53:13Still?
00:53:15Even after all these years?
00:53:18I've loved you ever since I met you.
00:53:20I still did, even after you blocked me with no explanation.
00:53:25Maybe it's stupid,
00:53:26but I kept hoping you'd come back one day and tell me you never stopped loving me, even.
00:53:31I saw you at the party that night.
00:53:33Oh, God.
00:53:34I was so happy.
00:53:36I thought it was finally gonna happen.
00:53:38Dean.
00:53:41Ever since I left, I haven't stopped thinking about you.
00:53:44That last year of high school was hell without you,
00:53:46and I thought maybe once I went to college I could finally forget about you, but...
00:53:51No matter how many guys I talked to,
00:53:54none of them could compare to you.
00:53:58Why do you think I never dated any of the girls at the academy?
00:54:03So, what are you saying, Hannah?
00:54:07I'm saying that I love you too, Dean.
00:54:12Dean.
00:54:17Oh, God.
00:54:19My dad would freak if he found out, and your mom, and...
00:54:22Oh, my God. The captain? Elise?
00:54:25Okay, no one can find out we're step-siblings.
00:54:28What are we gonna do?
00:54:29We're gonna go to the dance.
00:54:31We're gonna have that night we didn't get to have four years ago.
00:54:35And we're gonna keep this a secret for as long as we can.
00:54:39Okay?
00:54:41Okay.
00:54:59I was supposed to be Dean's date.
00:55:01That janitor felt so lucky.
00:55:02How could you afford a dress like that?
00:55:04She looks like a movie star.
00:55:07Nothing, but we're gonna sleep, okay?
00:55:12Will you stop acting like such a socially awkward freak?
00:55:16I didn't want Dean to recognize me.
00:55:17He was unconscious, you moron.
00:55:20Besides, he's not gonna try anything anyway.
00:55:21Not with the captain's name.
00:55:22The pastor's here.
00:55:24So, when are we gonna knock him out and set him up again?
00:55:26Shut up.
00:55:28Do you want to get caught tonight?
00:55:31I'm gonna wait until Hannah's alone.
00:55:34Then we move in with the girl.
00:55:41Okay.
00:56:12What the fuck?
00:56:18Not here.
00:56:19It's Penny Hines.
00:56:33Dean.
00:56:36Are you sure we should be doing this in public?
00:56:38Doesn't it feel wrong?
00:56:40Isn't that why it's so exciting?
00:56:43Don't worry, Hannah.
00:56:44No one's gonna find out you're my stepsister.
00:56:52Don't worry, Hannah.
00:56:54No one's gonna find out you're my stepsister.
00:56:56Step-siblings in love?
00:56:58If this got out, it would destroy them both.
00:57:02This night just got way more interesting.
00:57:05Dean.
00:57:10I'm gonna hit the bathroom.
00:57:12Don't move, okay?
00:57:23Nice dress, Hannah.
00:57:24But I still think you look better with a mop in your hand.
00:57:28Your words can't hurt me, Elise.
00:57:30I got the dream man, the dream dress, and the dream dance.
00:57:34And you got nothing.
00:57:37Oh, too slow this time.
00:57:39I'm gonna have the best night of my life, and you're not gonna stop me.
00:57:56Watch.
00:57:59Change of plans.
00:58:00Follow my lead.
00:58:01It's time to finally take these fuckers down.
00:58:15Oh, no.
00:58:16Sorry.
00:58:17Sorry?
00:58:19God, you are such a klutz.
00:58:22Looking for your friend, Hannah?
00:58:24Or maybe, Lieutenant Dumas?
00:58:26Lieutenant Dumas?
00:58:28Sorry, creamy girl.
00:58:29They're not here to save you now.
00:58:40Oh, my God, Scott.
00:58:41I have to help her.
00:58:42I'll be right back.
00:58:47Come on.
00:58:48Let's get you to the bathroom.
00:58:57God, I can't stand her.
00:59:00How am I supposed to put up with a whole other year of her bullshit?
00:59:05If you get fired, or if Dean gets kicked out,
00:59:08she is gonna bully me until I lose my mind.
00:59:11We won't let it get that far.
00:59:13She's not as powerful as she thinks.
00:59:16I don't know, Hannah.
00:59:18She is out to get you.
00:59:21I don't know.
00:59:22I don't know, Hannah.
00:59:24She is out to get you.
00:59:26And she won't stop until she does.
00:59:28What?
00:59:51Give this to that guy over there.
00:59:53Tell him it's from Hannah Hart.
00:59:59Looking at you, I'm hypnotized.
01:00:01By my side, I'ma get to know ya.
01:00:04We all got the moves, I'm gonna show ya.
01:00:07A gift from Miss Hannah Hart.
01:00:13Ooh, scandalous note from the ex.
01:00:16Meet me upstairs in the room.
01:00:18Kiss, Hannah.
01:00:20Dude, you're gonna miss the ring ceremony.
01:00:23You're our top-ranking lieutenant.
01:00:25If you don't show up to give your speech,
01:00:27the captain's gonna demote you.
01:00:29Don't worry, I'll be back.
01:00:30I can't leave Hannah hanging.
01:00:50Follow him, quick!
01:00:58Jake, grab him!
01:01:07Nice to see we haven't lost our touch.
01:01:11Come on, get your ass in here.
01:01:28Oh, my God.
01:01:32Looking for Dean?
01:01:33He followed you upstairs to the hotel room.
01:01:36What?
01:01:37The note, the champagne.
01:01:44You guys better hurry up and bone,
01:01:45or the lieutenant's gonna miss out on the ring ceremony.
01:01:49What the hell is Elise planning?
01:01:51Hey!
01:01:57I'm gonna hide in the bathroom and record everything.
01:01:59You stand outside and keep watch.
01:02:12Hey!
01:02:22Hey.
01:02:30Dean?
01:02:32Dean, what's wrong?
01:02:35Did you drug me?
01:02:36Of course not.
01:02:38Who gave you that champagne?
01:02:41Oh, jeez, you're burning up.
01:02:45You don't have to speak.
01:02:47Just be here with me.
01:02:49Dean, you need water or a doctor.
01:02:52You've been drugged.
01:02:54Maybe.
01:02:56God, I don't know what's wrong with me.
01:02:58You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
01:03:01We can tell our parents.
01:03:02We can tell everyone.
01:03:04I can't keep this a secret anymore.
01:03:06I need you.
01:03:08I love you, Hannah.
01:03:09I love you, Hannah.
01:03:17I love you too.
01:03:19Now let's get you downstairs.
01:03:30I got you now.
01:03:32Wait until the whole dance sees this.
01:03:40We made it just in time.
01:03:41The ceremony's about to start.
01:03:45Did you really wear him out that much?
01:03:48Damn, no wonder he's still into you.
01:03:52Are you two for real?
01:03:54He was drugged, I think.
01:03:57Did you see who gave him the champagne?
01:03:59Some server.
01:04:02I don't know.
01:04:04This has Elise Lyons written all over it.
01:04:06Everyone, it's time for our ring ceremony.
01:04:10He can't go up there.
01:04:11He doesn't have a choice.
01:04:15Congratulations to all of our Junior Academy students
01:04:19who have worked so hard to get through another challenging year.
01:04:23You have shown incredible discipline
01:04:26and you should all be very proud.
01:04:29Now, I present to you
01:04:31your class's top four.
01:04:33I present to you
01:04:34your class's top ranking lieutenant,
01:04:37Dean Dumont.
01:04:45You are on thin ice, Lieutenant.
01:04:47Any funny business and you will not be moving on to a senior year.
01:04:54To my fellow juniors
01:04:56who have worked so hard,
01:04:59I would like to say that...
01:05:00You know, I don't even care that you're my step-sister.
01:05:03We can tell our parents. We can tell everyone.
01:05:12Oh my God, they're related?
01:05:14But not by blood.
01:05:15It's kind of hot, TBH.
01:05:17Wait.
01:05:19I thought we all knew this already.
01:05:31Hannah, I'm so sorry.
01:05:35We are temporarily halting our ring ceremony.
01:05:38Please continue your celebrations
01:05:40while we work on our technical difficulties.
01:05:44Come with me.
01:05:45Now.
01:05:46Heart, you too.
01:05:56What?
01:05:57What?
01:05:59What were you two thinking?
01:06:01Heart, you broke the number one rule.
01:06:04No fraternizing with the students.
01:06:06And Lieutenant Dumont,
01:06:08you've got the whole school in chaos
01:06:10because you insist on dating your step-sister?
01:06:12How have I got all this right?
01:06:14It's not how it sounds.
01:06:16We didn't know our parents were married.
01:06:17Is that so?
01:06:19Then that makes everything so much better.
01:06:21Captain, please.
01:06:23It's not Dean's fault.
01:06:24He was drugged tonight.
01:06:26Elise Lyons is behind all of this.
01:06:28You just can't keep my name out of your mouth,
01:06:30can you, Hannah?
01:06:33Hey, give that back!
01:06:34Check her phone, Captain.
01:06:35It'll tell you all you need to know.
01:06:42How exactly did you sneak into a hotel
01:06:44to film this, Lyons?
01:06:46I didn't.
01:06:47I don't know how that got there.
01:06:48I was framed.
01:06:49Now I see who's really behind all of this drama.
01:06:53Elise Lyons.
01:06:55You're expelled.
01:06:57What?
01:06:59You're expelled.
01:07:01What?
01:07:02But they're pathological, incestuous liars.
01:07:06Last time I checked,
01:07:07step-siblings were not blood relatives.
01:07:10You would know that if you got anything higher than a C
01:07:12in any of your classes.
01:07:13And liars, you say?
01:07:15Tell me.
01:07:16If we were to put a test on Lieutenant Dumont right now,
01:07:20would we find drugs in his system?
01:07:24You spineless little snitch!
01:07:26Don't even think about it.
01:07:37Jake, get the car ready.
01:07:40Now!
01:07:41Thank you for believing us, Captain.
01:07:43Oh, I'm not done with you two yet.
01:07:49Lusty lieutenant gets sexy with step-sister?
01:07:52What the hell?
01:07:53It's in the tabloids everywhere.
01:07:56So much bad press for the academy.
01:08:00Now Dean,
01:08:01I technically can't expel you for this,
01:08:03but I can assure you,
01:08:05you will not be a senior commander.
01:08:08And as for you, Hart,
01:08:10you're fired!
01:08:13And as for you, Hart,
01:08:14you're fired!
01:08:17No, please don't fire her.
01:08:20Isn't there anything I can do?
01:08:22Go home.
01:08:23Both of you.
01:08:25And determine if this
01:08:28is really worth it.
01:08:32What the hell do we do now?
01:08:36We have to do something.
01:08:38Something huge.
01:08:40Something that will rip Dean and Hannah
01:08:42into little tiny pieces
01:08:44that they can never put back together again.
01:08:47Well?
01:08:50Do you have any ideas?
01:08:53Of course you don't.
01:08:54Hey, you're the mastermind here.
01:08:56You made it your mission to take Dean and Hannah down.
01:08:58It was your idea to assault them last time.
01:09:00It was your idea to drug them tonight.
01:09:01Shut up, you idiot.
01:09:04I told you,
01:09:05you can't go around saying things like that.
01:09:07I'm getting out of here.
01:09:08I'm changing my name.
01:09:09I'm fleeing the country.
01:09:10Pull yourself together, you dimwit.
01:09:13If you leave me to finish this job alone,
01:09:15then I will kill you.
01:09:21Look over there.
01:09:27Get in the car.
01:09:28We're gonna run them down.
01:09:31What?
01:09:32You heard me.
01:09:33If we don't do something major,
01:09:34then I'm getting locked up.
01:09:35Now get in the car and drive.
01:09:37Now get in the car and drive.
01:09:43Do I have to do anything myself?
01:09:47I wonder if our parents recognize you.
01:09:57I guess that answers that.
01:09:59We should get home.
01:10:00We have a lot of expenses to pay.
01:10:05You're going down, bitch!
01:10:08Hannah, look out!
01:10:19Dean?
01:10:21Dean!
01:10:37Dean!
01:10:38Thank God you're okay.
01:10:40I'm sorry, I don't want to hurt you.
01:10:43Come here.
01:10:44Holding you is worth the pain.
01:10:49Thank you, Dean.
01:10:50You saved my life.
01:10:54Jumping in front of a car was all I had to do
01:10:55to get a proper thank you out of you.
01:11:00Did you see who was behind the wheel?
01:11:02What do you think?
01:11:05I'm sorry, Hannah.
01:11:08Elise.
01:11:10I saw her right before she hit me.
01:11:13She's really gone off the deep end.
01:11:16I'm sorry, Dean.
01:11:18For what?
01:11:19For ever thinking you would sleep with her.
01:11:25Oh, my poor baby!
01:11:26I'm so glad you're alright!
01:11:29You have some explaining to do.
01:11:35We can't explain.
01:11:37The photos online were a setup, but Dean and I...
01:11:40We're in love.
01:11:42We have been since we met in high school.
01:11:45We tried not to be.
01:11:47We tried to run away and just forget it, but...
01:11:50The universe brought Hannah back to me.
01:11:52I couldn't let her slip through my fingers again.
01:11:56It's true.
01:11:57We had no idea we'd be step-siblings one day.
01:12:00I mean, I didn't think I'd ever see Dean again.
01:12:04I never saw him again.
01:12:06But then I bumped into him at the party, and then again at the school, and...
01:12:11All the feelings I'd buried for years came flooding back.
01:12:18Are you mad?
01:12:20Are you kidding me? We're furious!
01:12:25Are you mad?
01:12:27Are you kidding me? We're furious!
01:12:30Furious you didn't tell us sooner!
01:12:32What?
01:12:34We have some news of our own.
01:12:39Christine and I decided to annul our marriage.
01:12:42Why would you do that?
01:12:43Because, honey, it's time for me to live my truth.
01:12:46I'm gay.
01:12:54This is my boyfriend, Armand.
01:12:56This is my boyfriend, Armand.
01:13:01That's cool, Mr. H.
01:13:03Mom, are you okay with all this?
01:13:05Oh, yes. I set them up.
01:13:07Armand is my personal stylist.
01:13:14I'm so proud of you, Dad.
01:13:17Wait, but...
01:13:19This means that...
01:13:21You're actually not step-siblings anymore!
01:13:27Okay, okay, you're still our children.
01:13:30As for the press, my publicist is working on a retraction campaign.
01:13:35Speaking of my publicist, maybe I'll ask him out.
01:13:38I've always thought he was hot.
01:13:40Ooh, I like that for you, Mom.
01:13:42Now that that's settled, what are we gonna do about Elise?
01:13:45I know she was driving the car, but I don't have any proof that she committed an actual crime.
01:13:51I'm coming, Dean.
01:13:53I have your proof.
01:13:57I have it.
01:13:58I have proof that Elise Lyons is a certified psycho.
01:14:07Oh, my poor son.
01:14:09I'm so sorry.
01:14:11I'm so sorry.
01:14:13I'm so sorry.
01:14:15I'm so sorry.
01:14:18Oh, my poor son.
01:14:20I can't believe that witch drugged you.
01:14:23It's just like what happened four years ago.
01:14:25Julie, let me go!
01:14:30Now I know for sure.
01:14:32Jake and Elise are the ones who assaulted me.
01:14:37Now we can finally get that witch behind bars.
01:14:44Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
01:14:46Let's get you a doctor.
01:14:49We might have the proof, but where the hell is the criminal?
01:14:56I can help with that.
01:15:02I can help with that.
01:15:04What the hell are you doing here?
01:15:07Hey, you're the asshole that assaulted Dean.
01:15:09Whoa, whoa, I...
01:15:10You stay away from my family.
01:15:11No, I'm not here to hurt anyone, okay?
01:15:13I didn't want to do any of that shit, but Elise made me.
01:15:15Okay?
01:15:16I was just some stupid teen who had a crush four years ago, okay?
01:15:19I didn't know she was going to force me to do all this horrible stuff.
01:15:24She said that if I didn't listen, she was going to kill me.
01:15:27Where, where, where?
01:15:29Am I right?
01:15:31Cut the sad boy crap, Jake, and tell us where Elise is.
01:15:35She's here, in the hospital.
01:15:37And she's out for blood.
01:15:41Oh, God.
01:15:43Hannah.
01:15:45Hannah.
01:15:51Okay, the doctor's going to be here soon.
01:15:53Close your eyes and lay back.
01:16:01Close your eyes and lay back.
01:16:09Hannah, look out!
01:16:16That's for messing with Scott.
01:16:19This is for messing with my boyfriend.
01:16:23And that's for messing with me.
01:16:28Oh, you petty little bitch!
01:16:29Couldn't let me win, not one time!
01:16:32Sorry, Elise. Psycho's finished last.
01:16:34Get this one while you're at it.
01:16:35No, no, just...
01:16:36Come on, I don't want you guys to know.
01:16:37Come on.
01:16:38Hey, no, no, no, no.
01:16:40After multiple counts of assault,
01:16:42Hell no.
01:16:43Brought to prison, asshole.
01:16:47Oh, and one more thing.
01:16:51Ow, my feet!
01:16:53I hate those two, asshole!
01:16:54Come on!
01:16:57That was so badass.
01:16:59Thanks, Lieutenant.
01:17:06Captain, what are you doing here?
01:17:09Captain, what are you doing here?
01:17:12Came to check on my newest commander.
01:17:14But it looks like you've recovered nicely,
01:17:16and it looks like Hart here,
01:17:17you've taught her a thing or two about defense.
01:17:21She learned that all on her own?
01:17:24Wait.
01:17:25Did you say commander?
01:17:27I thought you demoted me.
01:17:28I did.
01:17:29But your mother seemed to clear up all this
01:17:31step-sibling debacle and...
01:17:34Donated two million to the academy.
01:17:37I thought I'd reconsider,
01:17:39if you're still interested.
01:17:41Yes, yes, thank you, Captain, I accept.
01:17:44But...
01:17:45What about Hannah?
01:17:47Ah.
01:17:48I thought you'd ask that question.
01:17:50Luckily, we just had a position
01:17:52open up in the records office.
01:17:54I thought you'd appreciate something
01:17:56a little less hands-on.
01:18:00Thank you, Captain.
01:18:01I'd be honored.
01:18:02Great.
01:18:04I'll see you both on Monday.
01:18:11Now there's only one thing left to do.
01:18:28God, I've waited for this for so long.
01:18:31I'm fine.
01:18:32At least can't ruin it.
01:18:34I wonder how she's doing in prison.
01:18:41You know, you called me something back at the hospital.
01:18:45Boyfriend, was it?
01:18:47You noticed that, huh?
01:18:49Did you like it?
01:18:51Loved it.
01:18:52Been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:19:26God, you're so perfect.
01:19:28I'm never letting you go again.
01:19:31Please don't.
01:19:33I promise.
01:19:41I promise.