• last month
Bad to Bed (2024) Episode 3
Transcript
00:00This episode is sponsored by Strawberry Milk.
00:30This episode is sponsored by Strawberry Milk.
00:55Hey, what are you doing?
00:58Just like what you thought.
01:00I didn't think of anything.
01:03Your hand.
01:10How do you know where I live?
01:13Some people sleep like a pig.
01:15They know it's not easy.
01:21Right.
01:23Huh?
01:26You changed your mind?
01:28That was too sudden.
01:40From now on,
01:42I'll stay by your side.
01:44I'll take care of you.
01:47Should I be touched and cry now?
01:51But I think you're so cute.
01:53I want to laugh.
01:57Let's take a selfie.
01:59Okay.
02:09Who do you want to send it to?
02:22Still learning the ups and the downs.
02:30From now on,
02:31I'll be your dog.
02:32The most obedient dog.
02:34I'll stay by your side.
02:37Master,
02:38what are you thinking?
02:41I'm thinking
02:43how to play with the dog.
02:45I want to hug you
02:47and go to bed.
02:49And...
02:54Dogs can't go to bed.
02:56And you're a dog.
02:58You can't talk like a human.
03:01You're so good.
03:02You're like a good neighbor.
03:04Good boy.
03:09Give me your hand.
03:13Give me your hand.
03:19Hey, doggy.
03:20Do you want some biscuits?
03:21Hey, no.
03:23You can only eat when I say so.
03:30Here.
03:37Do you want more?
03:49Hey.
03:53Why do you
03:54meet me less often now?
04:01I'm with you now.
04:05But
04:07I see you twice a week.
04:09I see you once every two hours.
04:14It's just these times.
04:20Can you not
04:21go to the same room as Qianlan?
04:25We share a room.
04:27So what?
04:30Then why did she
04:31send you home
04:33after we went to the nightclub?
04:35She was worried about me.
04:41Why did she send you home?
04:44I think I sent you home.
04:49What do you want?
04:54Is she Qianlan?
04:58Is she Qianlan?
05:01Is she Qianlan?
05:04You don't believe
05:05what I'm saying now?
05:07Then don't be together.
05:10Okay?
05:19Okay.
05:46Zhao Wanxiong, get up.
05:49It's time to eat.
05:52What's wrong?
05:54Nothing.
05:56I just had a nightmare.
05:59Just a dream.
06:00Let's go.
06:01Okay.
06:02Let's go.
06:18Wow.
06:19Do you feel better?
06:20Yes.
06:22Don't eat vegetables.
06:24Why?
06:25Can't I eat vegetables?
06:27I'll bring you
06:28a bag of vegetables.
06:29It's on the table.
06:30Just soak it in water.
06:31The fiber inside
06:32is enough for you.
06:33Okay.
06:35You ordered me
06:36to eat what I don't want to eat.
06:37So what?
06:38Do you really want to be my master?
06:41I just care about you
06:42in my own way.
06:43This is not an order.
07:00Okay.
07:04Okay.
07:05Cheers.
07:11How is it?
07:12Good.
07:21Let me ask you.
07:22How do you feel
07:24when you cook for others?
07:27It's a little
07:28hard
07:30and tiring.
07:31But after I finish it,
07:33I feel better.
07:36That's a sense of happiness.
07:38I think so.
07:41So
07:42do you feel happy
07:44when you eat my dishes?
07:47Let me give you a score.
07:49Okay.
07:50These dishes
07:52are on the same level.
07:5560 points.
07:57I'm quite happy.
07:59100 points.
08:00Okay.
08:05I remember
08:06when I was a kid,
08:07I ate my mom's cooking
08:08every day until I got tired of it.
08:10I would put the food
08:11I couldn't finish
08:12in a plastic bag
08:13and hide it in the closet.
08:15I would take it out
08:16after class the next day.
08:20But now I can't eat it anymore.
08:23I start to miss it.
08:26That's weird.
08:28Don't eat it if you can't finish it.
08:30I would be beaten
08:31if I didn't finish it.
08:33So you are more filial
08:34when you pretend to finish it.
08:36I don't just pretend to finish it.
08:38When I was in elementary school,
08:40I would pretend to go to class.
08:42You were in elementary school?
08:44You are so rebellious.
08:46I would hide it in the toilet
08:47in the school
08:48or
08:49hide it
08:50in the storage room
08:51between my desk and my desk.
08:54It's easy, right?
08:56Let me tell you.
08:57You would be beaten
08:58if you got caught.
09:00I suddenly thought of this.
09:02One time,
09:03I was sleeping
09:04after class.
09:06When I was half asleep,
09:07my mom woke me up
09:08and asked me
09:09why I didn't go to school today.
09:12I thought
09:13I had slept for a day.
09:15So I told my mom
09:17why I went to school
09:18on Saturday.
09:20Then my mom picked me up
09:21and beat me up.
09:23The next day,
09:24she caught me
09:25and beat me up.
09:26I became
09:27a little monk.
09:28Beat you up?
09:31Your mom is so cruel.
09:33Is she still so cruel now?
09:36She has been gone for a long time.
09:47Here.
09:52Eat it.
09:55Eat it.
10:00It's delicious.
10:03Smile.
10:05Again.
10:08Come here.
10:12Smile.
10:21Smile.
10:25What?
10:27I...
10:30I want
10:32to be with you forever.
10:36You are so annoying.
10:37I want to be with you forever.
10:38I want to be with you forever.
10:41Did you hear that?
10:46No.
10:52Maybe I heard it.
10:55No.
10:58I didn't hear it.
10:59It was a dream.
11:00It was a dream.
11:12Smile.
11:24Smile.
11:42From now on,
11:43I will always be by your side.
11:45I will take care of you.
11:46From now on,
11:47I will always be by your side.
11:49I will take care of you.
11:54Smile.
12:14Smile.
12:16I will always be by your side.
12:19Smile.
12:24The sun rises again every day.
12:31Sometimes it rains.
12:34How many years have you been in my heart?
12:42Time stops and you wait for me at the last moment.
12:47I didn't have time to say the story without you, without me.
12:52The color of life has changed. There is only loneliness from now on.
12:57Tears surround you and surround me.
12:59Swallow the happiness.
13:01Whose hand should I hold?
13:04Maybe I forgot you forgot me.
13:07When I think of it, I can smile again.
13:12Live alone.
13:22How many years have you been in my heart?
13:29Take my hand and take me back.
13:32When will we meet again?
13:37The sun rises again every day.
13:41Sometimes it rains.
13:44How many years have you been in my heart?
13:47It's dangerous for humans. Haven't you learned the lesson?
14:17The sun rises again every day.
14:20Sometimes it rains.
14:23How many years have you been in my heart?
14:26Take my hand and take me back.
14:29When will we meet again?
14:32The sun rises again every day.
14:35Sometimes it rains.
14:38How many years have you been in my heart?
14:41It's dangerous for humans. Haven't you learned the lesson?
14:44The sun rises again every day.
14:47Sometimes it rains.
14:50How many years have you been in my heart?
14:53It's dangerous for humans. Haven't you learned the lesson?
14:56The sun rises again every day.
14:59Sometimes it rains.
15:02How many years have you been in my heart?
15:05It's dangerous for humans. Haven't you learned the lesson?
15:08The sun rises again every day.
15:11The sun rises again every day.
15:14Sometimes it rains.
15:17How many years have you been in my heart?
15:20I don't want to hear sorry.
15:23I just want to know what's wrong with you.
15:26What are you doing?
15:29Don't force me.
15:32Don't be like this.
15:35Sometimes I feel that something is wrong with my body.
15:39If you don't go out with me,
15:42I will tell him that I don't want you.
15:45So how much does he know now?
15:48I don't care.
16:01Don't move.
16:04I'm anxious.
16:08What's this? It smells good.
16:11It's the essential oil from Xunyi Grass.
16:13It's the same as the essential oil you gave me last time.
16:15It helps sleep.
16:22But I have muscle pain.
16:24How can I apply the essential oil?
16:26It works both ways.
16:27This can help you relieve pain and make you sleep better.
16:35By the way,
16:38if you let me be your master,
16:40what do you want to be?
16:43I want to be...
16:44I want to be a mouse.
16:47Who wants to be a mouse?
16:49I don't want it.
16:50Change another one.
16:51Do you know there is a famous mouse in Australia?
16:54It has six legs.
16:56It's a good mouse.
16:58It sounds strange.
17:00Mouse has muscles?
17:02You are really strange.
17:04I believe everything you say.
17:07But you don't believe anything I say.
17:10I didn't say anything strange.
17:12What I said is true.
17:15Really?
17:16So is your dream.
17:19Look.
17:22It's true.
17:24It looks cute.
17:26I don't want to be a mouse.
17:28I want to be a dog.
17:31I have muscles, too.
17:33Do you like it?
17:35We are chatting again.
17:37Did you eat something you want to eat?
17:41I eat every day.
17:44The basic nutrition of waking up in the morning
17:47is to eat a strong fighting medicine.
17:49Before fighting, I drink a pack of fighting medicine.
17:54It sounds like you just drank fighting medicine secretly.
18:00You are wrong.
18:02I want to drink it now.
18:05You can't drink it.
18:07Why can't I drink it?
18:09So I can fight with you.
18:14The reason I can't drink it is because I want to drink it.
18:17And I don't want to be a dog now.
18:20I want to be a...
18:21Husband?
18:23Mouse.
18:25I don't know.
18:30I want to drink it.
18:33I drink it.
18:34You don't drink it.
18:36The reason I can't drink it is because I want to drink it.
18:42I drink it.
18:44The reason I can't drink it is because I want to drink it.
18:47I drink it.
18:49The reason I can't drink it is because I want to drink it.
18:51Did you know how to make the pig-like meat not easy?
19:00It's your turn.
19:02Let's finish it.
19:12Let's try it later.
19:14If you want to come down,
19:16is there any way to not stand up?
19:18Ok.
19:20He is tired.
19:24His feet are tired.
19:26It's so hard.
19:28You can kneel down.
19:30You can kneel down.
19:34Are you tired of being proposed?
19:38You don't dare to propose in the future, right?
19:40What's the most tiring thing?
19:42Kneeling down.
19:44How does it feel to be proposed?
19:46I can't be in love for too long.
19:48So the proposal should be written a little shorter.
19:50Sharon has something to say.
19:52Sharon has something to say.
19:54You bought the ring together.
19:56I know.
19:58Do you want to take a picture together?
20:003, 2, 1.
20:023, 2, 1.
20:041, 1, 1.
20:06Wow, we have so many predecessors.
20:08Thank you, Zhenzhen.
20:10I just want to thank him.
20:12I can't thank him.
20:14It's weird.
20:18Have you started to enjoy everything?
20:20Yes.
20:22Because the sofa is very white,
20:24it looks very bright.
20:26It should be better if there is more atmosphere.
20:28Because this movie is...
20:30Is it fun?
20:32What are you wearing recently?
20:34Sorry.
20:40You are really rude.
20:46Why are you looking forward to Mellow's expression?
20:48He pushed you yesterday.
20:52You have to take revenge today.
20:54You have been like this since you fell.
20:56You are really suitable for some hardcore.
21:04This little bad guy
21:06will be in trouble.
21:08Cut.
21:10It's too fake.
21:12It's too fake.
21:14It's so bad.
21:16It's so bad.
21:18Why are you talking to me all of a sudden?
21:20What was I looking at just now?
21:22Is it delicious?
21:28Cut.
21:30He is really serious about eating.
21:32If it's delicious, you can nod your head.
21:34Otherwise, don't go back.
21:36I was curious at first.
21:38I am now...
21:40I used to be in the role.
21:42Right?
21:52Cut.
21:54Cut.
21:56Cut.
21:58Cut.
22:00Cut.
22:02Cut.
22:04Why do we meet now?
22:06Time is running out.
22:08Am I not waiting for you now?
22:12The first time I saw you,
22:14the second time I saw you,
22:16the third time I saw you,
22:18I think it's just the time.
22:20I think it's just the time.
22:24You look better in it.
22:26Let me see.
22:28Xie Yun Chuan.
22:30You look like a fat man in it.
22:32I don't like it.
22:38You can have it.
22:40You can have it.
22:42You can have it.
22:48Cut.
22:50You are great.
22:52You look like a fat man in it.
22:56You look like a fat man in it.
23:02You look like a fat man in it.
23:10I hate cooking alone.
23:12I hate cooking alone.
23:14You can't cook alone.
23:16You can't cook alone.
23:20Egg tofu made by the director.
23:26How long have you learned how to cook?
23:28About 5 years.
23:30Who inspired you to cook?
23:32My mom taught me when I was a kid.
23:34My mom taught me when I was a kid.
23:40Let everyone see the table.
23:42Let everyone see the table.
23:44You can see the ice on it.
23:46You can see the ice on it.
23:50He is actually only...
23:52He is actually only...
23:58What is the dish we are going to cook today?
24:00What is the dish we are going to cook today?
24:02Cold bamboo shoots.
24:04What ingredients do you need?
24:06What ingredients do you need?
24:08Bamboo shoots.
24:10Bamboo shoots.
24:12Slice them up and add the mayonnaise.
24:14Slice them up and add the mayonnaise.
24:16The most important thing is...
24:18The most important thing is...
24:20The green juice.
24:22The green juice.
24:24Let's start to cook.
24:26Let's start to cook.
24:28Let's start to cook.
24:38Help me.
24:40It's me
24:42You're a grown-up
24:44I feel happy when I'm counting
24:46Really?
24:53You asked me to touch my hand
24:55Yes
24:56Your favorite color, right?
24:57Blue is my favorite color
25:01This is the first time we've talked about it
25:02We're so fake
25:05I just heard the color of milk
25:07I thought it was my favorite color
25:10I'm sorry
25:12I thought it was the color of milk
25:14You said it was the color of seaweed
25:15Seaweed
25:19It's okay
25:21I can see it clearly
25:26What are we doing?
25:29We're playing hide-and-seek
25:31We're playing hide-and-seek
25:33Hide-and-seek
25:35Hide-and-seek
25:37I recorded it
25:39Don't make too much sound effects
25:43We'll edit a sound effect for you
25:47When he kisses you, you don't know what to do
25:49So you just have to fake a dog's bark
25:51Because you look so confused
25:53I'll do it again
25:54When he comes up, I can
25:56Do you want me to show you?
25:57I can't see his cute face
25:59I can't see his cute face
26:01I can't see his cute face
26:03I can't see his cute face
26:05I can't see his cute face
26:07Here
26:27Stop
26:33Good
26:35there we go
27:05I'm going to drag it to here
27:11Is this the fastest way?
27:13Yes, you have to drag it fast
27:15You have to drag it violently
27:17Can you do it violently?
27:19Yes, I can
27:21Because if you don't do it violently, he will do it violently
27:23And action
27:25So violent
27:27Be careful
27:29So scary
27:31You have to drag it violently
27:33So scary
27:35So scary
27:39Did you win?
27:41Yes
27:43Thank you
27:45Why are you so heavy?
27:47I'm really heavy
27:49It's hard to control
27:51Yes
27:59You can use your strength
28:03One more time, I'm sweating
28:05And action
28:11Good
28:17And action
28:21And action
28:29Before I say cut, you have to drag it
28:31Drag it?
28:33Yes
28:39Cut
28:41Where are you going?
28:43Directly to Dazhong
28:45You just keep following me
28:46No, no, no
28:48Action
28:50Humans are dangerous
28:51Haven't you learned your lesson?
28:55Should he wear that?
28:56Yeah, let me try
28:59And action
29:01Humans are dangerous
29:02Haven't you learned your lesson?
29:05Should be like this
29:06You have to do it like this
29:07I already did it
29:08Yeah
29:09I have to wait for him to finish
29:10No, you do it first
29:11Then he will continue
29:12He has to do it for 3 seconds
29:13The process of pulling him over
29:14And action
29:16Humans are dangerous
29:17Haven't you learned your lesson?
29:21Should be like this
29:27Humans are dangerous
29:28Haven't you learned your lesson?
29:30Do it more aggressively
29:31Keep going
29:32And action
29:34Humans are dangerous
29:35Haven't you learned your lesson?
29:39Cut
29:40And action
29:44Okay, let's go over there
29:54Because there is a light
29:56He wants to take the elevator
29:58Haven't you learned your lesson?
30:08There is a 7-11 advertisement here
30:10You can see 7-11's marketing
30:11Right?
30:13What I'm eating today
30:14Is a high-quality beef tripe
30:16Why is it so hot today?
30:20Don't move
30:22What are you doing?
30:23What are you doing?
30:24You can't touch the cloth
30:25You can't touch the cloth
30:2618-inch
30:27Why?
30:29Why are you putting it on like this?
30:30Don't move
30:32You have to touch the cloth
30:33Touch the cloth well
30:35I'm so tired
30:37How much is a hour?
30:40It's hot
30:42The iron is so hot
30:43The iron is so hot
30:44It's hot
30:45It's hot
30:46Let's see
30:47What are you eating?
30:48What are you eating?
30:49What are you eating?
30:50What are you eating?
30:51What are you eating?
30:53I'm eating rice every day
30:56I wake up in the morning
30:57I have to eat
30:58I have to eat
30:59I have to eat
31:01Before the battle
31:02I have to eat
31:03I have to eat
31:04I have to eat
31:06Before the battle
31:07You and I seem to have a
31:08We seem to have a
31:09Battle spirit
31:11You're smart
31:12You're smart
31:13I'm now
31:14I'm now
31:15Talking
31:16Talking
31:17Talking
31:18Talking
31:19Talking
31:20Talking
31:21Talking
31:22Talking
31:23Talking
31:24Talking
31:25Talking
31:26Talking
31:27Talking
31:28Talking
31:29Talking
31:30Talking
31:31Talking
31:32Talking
31:33Talking
31:34Talking
31:35Talking
31:36Talking
31:37Talking
31:38Talking
31:39Talking
31:40Talking
31:41Talking
31:42Talking
31:43Talking
31:44Talking
31:45Talking
31:46Talking
31:47Talking