Bad to Bed (2024) EP 3 ENGSUB
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00:00This episode is sponsored by Strawberry Milk.
00:30What are you doing?
00:58Just like what you thought.
01:00I didn't think of anything.
01:03Then what is it?
01:10How do you know where I live?
01:13Some people sleep like a pig.
01:15They know it's not easy.
01:21Yes.
01:26It's my turn.
01:28It's too sudden.
01:40From now on,
01:42I will always be by your side.
01:44I will take care of you.
01:47Should I be touched and cry now?
01:51But I think you are so cute.
01:54Just kidding.
01:58Let's take a selfie.
01:59Okay.
02:10Who do you want to send it to?
02:24From now on,
02:31I am your dog.
02:32The most obedient dog.
02:34I will always be by your side.
02:37Master,
02:38what are you thinking?
02:41I am thinking
02:43how to play with the dog.
02:45I want to hug you.
02:47Then go to bed.
02:49Then...
02:54The dog can't go to bed.
02:56And you are a dog.
02:58How can you talk like a human?
03:01You are so bad.
03:02How can you talk like a neighbor?
03:04You are so bad.
03:09Give me your hand.
03:13Give me your hand.
03:19Come on, doggy.
03:20Have some biscuits.
03:21No.
03:23I said you can only eat when you eat.
03:30Come on.
03:37Doggy.
03:53Why do you eat less when you meet me now?
04:01I am with you now.
04:05But...
04:07I see you twice a week.
04:09And I see you once every two hours.
04:14I think it's just the time.
04:20Then can you not live with your ex-boyfriend?
04:25We are in the same room.
04:27So what?
04:31Then why did he send you home
04:33when you were with him?
04:35He said he was worried about me.
04:41Why did he send you home?
04:44I think I sent you home.
04:49What do you want?
04:54Is he your ex-boyfriend?
04:57Is he your ex-boyfriend?
05:01Is he your ex-boyfriend?
05:04So you don't believe what I am saying now?
05:07Then don't be together.
05:10Come on.
05:41Zhao Wanxiong.
05:47Wake up.
05:49It's time to eat.
05:52What's wrong?
05:54Nothing.
05:56I had a nightmare.
05:59Just a dream.
06:00Let's go.
06:01Okay.
06:17Wow.
06:18Do you feel better?
06:21Don't eat vegetables.
06:23Why?
06:24Can't I eat vegetables?
06:26I brought you a bag of vegetables.
06:28It's on the table.
06:30Just soak it in water.
06:31The fiber in it is very useful.
06:35You ordered me to eat this and not to eat that.
06:37What?
06:38Do you really want to cook for me?
06:41I just care about you in my own way.
06:43This is not an order at all.
06:46It's disgusting.
07:05Let's eat.
07:12It's delicious.
07:20Let me ask you.
07:22How do you feel when you cook for others?
07:27It's a little hard.
07:30A little tired.
07:31But I feel better after cooking.
07:36Is that a sense of happiness?
07:38I think so.
07:41Do you feel happy when you eat the food I cook?
07:47Let me give you a score.
07:49These dishes...
07:5260 points.
07:57Okay.
07:58I'm quite happy.
07:59100 points.
08:00Okay?
08:05I remember when I was a kid,
08:07I ate my mom's cooking every day.
08:09I would put the food I couldn't finish in a plastic bag and hide it in the closet.
08:15I would throw it away after class the next day.
08:20But now I can't eat it anymore.
08:23I start to miss it.
08:26What kind of weird behavior is this?
08:28If you can't finish it, don't eat it.
08:30If you don't finish it, you will be beaten.
08:33So you are more filial when you pretend to finish it?
08:36I don't just pretend to finish it.
08:38When I was in elementary school,
08:40I pretended to go to class.
08:42You were in elementary school?
08:44You are so rebellious.
08:46I would hide it in the toilet in the school.
08:48Or I would hide it in the storage room in the middle of the building.
08:54It's very filial, isn't it?
08:56Let me tell you.
08:57If you get caught, you will be beaten to death.
09:00I suddenly thought of this.
09:02One time, I fell asleep after class.
09:06My mom woke me up in the middle of the night.
09:08She asked me,
09:09Why didn't you go to school today?
09:12I thought I had slept for a day.
09:15So I told my mom,
09:17Why did you go to school on Saturday?
09:20My mom grabbed me and beat me.
09:23The next day, she grabbed me and shaved my head.
09:26I became a little monk.
09:28Shave your head?
09:31Your mom is so cruel.
09:33Is she still so fierce now?
09:36She has been gone for a long time.
09:47Come on.
09:52Let's eat.
09:54Come on.
09:55Wow.
09:57Wow.
10:00Delicious.
10:03Come on.
10:05Come on.
10:07Come on.
10:12Come on.
10:20Come on.
10:27I want...
10:30I want...
10:32I want to be with you forever.
10:36So annoying.
10:37I've been calling you all the time.
10:41Did you hear that sound?
10:46No.
10:52Maybe I heard it wrong.
10:57Did you hear that?
10:58Yes, I heard it.
11:27From now on,
11:28I will always be by your side.
11:30I will take care of you.
11:31From now on,
11:32I will always be by your side.
11:34I will take care of you.
11:56I love you.
12:13Come on.
12:16Come on.
12:19Come on.
12:27I love you.
12:30I love you.
12:35I love you.
12:37I love you.
12:56眼泪包围你包围我 把幸福吞没了 还能牵谁的手
13:04也许忘了你忘了我 再想起的时候 我能重新笑着
13:12一个人生活
13:15怎么你忘掉了我 都不懂着急
13:29还想来接我回去 何时再相遇
13:37每天的太阳重复升起 心情偶尔还会下雨
13:45人类很危险 你还没学够教训吗
13:57Conversation in my life feels so vacant
14:02Without you I'm just moving in between
14:06A sad reality
14:08No, I'm patient
14:10But I've been out here waiting
14:12For someone else to fill the void in me
14:16A harsh reality
14:18And I've hurt you with someone else
14:22While I'm here by myself
14:25Holding on to what you left
14:28Was it all in my head
14:30When you said you love me
14:33Cause no one can love me better than you did
14:36And I'm still not over it
14:39Did you forget
14:41I put you before me
14:43Memories haunting me knowing you gave it up instead
14:47You did
14:49Was it all just in my head
14:51I'm worried that it all meant nothing
14:53I'm worried that you don't miss me too
14:56I'm worried that I'll never find someone
14:59To replace you
15:00And I've hurt you with someone else
15:04While I'm here by myself
15:06Holding on to what you left
15:09Was it all in my head
15:11When you said you love me
15:14Cause no one can love me better than you did
15:18And I'm still not over it
15:37Was it all, was it all in my head
15:40Cause no one can love me better than you did
15:43And I'm still not over it
15:45When I'm too honest
15:47Was it all, was it all in my head
15:50A sad reality
15:51No, I'm patient
15:53But I've been out here waiting
16:07Hey, what is this?
16:09It smells so good
16:10It's a lavender oil sticker
16:12Just like the one you gave me last time
16:14It helps you sleep
16:16Okay
16:21But I have muscle pain
16:23Why would I put it on my face?
16:25It's for both
16:26It'll help reduce your pain
16:28And help you sleep better
16:33Hey
16:35If I were you
16:38What animal would you want me to be?
16:43I want to be...
16:44A kangaroo, okay?
16:47That's all you can think of?
16:49I don't want that
16:50Change it
16:51Do you know there's a famous kangaroo in Australia?
16:54A kangaroo with six legs
16:56Kangaroos are great, okay?
16:58That sounds weird
17:00Kangaroos have muscles?
17:02You're so weird
17:04I believe everything you say
17:06But you don't believe anything I say
17:09I'm not saying anything weird
17:12What I say is very real
17:14Oh, really?
17:15Dreams are real too?
17:18Here, look
17:21It's true
17:23It looks pretty gross
17:25Then I don't want to be kangaroos
17:27I want to be a dog
17:30But...
17:31I have muscles too
17:34I don't like that
17:35We're chatting again
17:37Did you sneak something you wanted to try?
17:42I eat every day
17:45My morning skincare routine
17:47Is to take the anti-inflammatory pill
17:50Before I fight, I take a pack of anti-inflammatory pill
17:55It sounds like you snuck some anti-inflammatory pill
18:00You're smart, you got it wrong
18:02I'm taking it now
18:05You can't
18:07Why not?
18:09So I can fight you
18:14I'm taking the anti-inflammatory pill
18:17And I don't want to be a dog
18:19I want to be a...
18:21Husband?
18:23Husband
18:24Husband
18:25I don't know
18:30I want to drink
18:32I'll drink
18:33I'll drink if you want
18:34I'll drink if you want
18:52It's not easy to sleep like a pig
19:00It's your turn
19:02It's your turn
19:12We'll try
19:14If you want to get down
19:15Is there a way to get up and kneel down?
19:18Okay
19:19Look
19:20Look at me
19:21Look at me
19:23Look at me
19:24His feet are tired
19:26It's hard
19:28You can kneel down
19:30Kneel down
19:35Is it tiring to propose?
19:38You don't dare to propose in the future, right?
19:40What's the most tiring thing?
19:41Kneeling down
19:43It takes a long time
19:44How does it feel to be proposed?
19:46It takes a long time to confess
19:47It takes a long time to confess
19:48So the proposal should be short
19:51Sherry has something to say
19:52Sherry has something to say
19:53You bought the ring together, I know
19:55I should make money
19:58Do you want to take a picture together?
20:013 2 1
20:02Turn around
20:033 2 1
20:041 1 1
20:05Wow, we have so many predecessors
20:06Thank you, Zhenzhen
20:07Thank you
20:11I just want to thank him
20:12I can't thank you
20:13It's weird
20:14It's weird
20:15It's weird
20:17Have you started to enjoy all this?
20:19Yes
20:20Enjoy that
20:22Because the sofa is very white
20:24So it looks so bright
20:26It should be better if there is more atmosphere
20:28Because this part is actually very...
20:29Is it fun?
20:30Not real
20:31What did you wear recently? Let me see
20:33Magic
20:34Wow
20:35Sorry
20:39Wow, you are really rude
20:45Why are you looking forward to Melo's expression?
20:48He held you yesterday
20:51You have to take revenge today
20:53You fell yesterday and did this today
20:55You are really suitable for some hardcore
20:58Handsome
21:00Handsome
21:04This little bad guy
21:06I will find you
21:08Cut
21:10Too provocative
21:13Too provocative
21:14So sexy
21:15No, it's not
21:16It's so sexy
21:17The director is really talking to me
21:19What was I looking at just now?
21:23Is it delicious?
21:25Yes
21:28Cut
21:31He is really serious
21:32He asked you if it was delicious
21:33You can nod or something
21:34Otherwise you will regret it
21:37I was curious at first
21:38I am now
21:40Have been in the role
21:43Is it?
21:56Why do you have less time to meet now?
22:01Am I not waiting for you now?
22:05The first time I met you
22:08The first two hours
22:14It's just this time
22:18You look better in it
22:20You look better in it
22:21You look better in it
22:22You look better in it
22:24You look better in it
22:25Let's take a look
22:27The picture is like this
22:28Then the world is far away
22:31You look a bit like a patient
22:32I don't know
22:38You look good in this show
22:39You look good in this show
22:40You look good in this show
22:41You look like a patient
22:43The focus is like this
22:51Great
22:52You look like a patient
22:57I want to take a dump
23:03I want to take a dump
23:11The director is cooking
23:13Just preserved egg tofu is not cooking
23:19The director made preserved egg tofu
23:22The director made preserved egg tofu
23:25How long have you learned to cook?
23:27About five years
23:29Who inspired you to want to cook?
23:31I have been with my mother for a long time when I was a child
23:33So I learned to cook
23:35Then you can play with him
23:36Really
23:38You are not playing with him
23:40Let everyone see the table
23:42Empty
23:44And also collected
23:45You see, this is preserved egg
23:50He is actually only
23:51Good knife skills
23:54Thank you
23:57This is my bear
23:58What do you want to bring us today?
24:01Cold bamboo shoots
24:02Cold bamboo shoots
24:03What ingredients do you need for cold bamboo shoots?
24:05Please look
24:06Bamboo shoots
24:08Or bamboo shoots
24:10Cold bamboo shoots
24:11Bamboo shoots, sliced and plum juice
24:14Plum juice
24:16And the most important thing is
24:17Our green juice enzyme
24:20That's right
24:21Do you want to put it on the table?
24:22No, let him serve the dishes
24:26It's still 8,000, right?
24:27Serve the dishes
24:28This is your specialty
24:29This is your specialty
24:37Help me
24:38I am the only one in this family
24:40Help me
24:42You have a big one
24:44I feel very happy when I count
24:46Really
24:47Correct
24:50Thank you
24:53You just asked me to touch it
24:55Correct
24:56Do you like your color best?
24:57Blue is big
25:01This is the second time we have said
25:02We are very pretentious
25:05I just heard the face of big milk
25:07I told you
25:08I told you you were too color
25:09Big milk
25:10I'm sorry
25:12I want to say that big milk is three small
25:13You just talked like a seaweed
25:15Seaweed
25:19Black
25:21See how clear
25:26I don't know what I'm doing
25:37I recorded it
25:38Don't do too much sound effects
25:43We cut a sound effect for you
25:47And when he asked you
25:48I really don't know what to do
25:49So you have to add dog barking
25:50Because you look like you don't know what to do
25:54Then when he comes up
25:55I can
25:56I don't know if you can see
25:57I can't see his cute face
25:58Turn around
26:03Because it's actually quite noisy
26:18Because it's actually quite noisy
26:32Cut
26:33Ok
26:34Sorry
26:39Thank you
26:40Thank you
26:41Take care
26:42Ok
26:43Thank you
26:45I'm going to die
26:49I don't know what to do
26:51When he waves his hand
26:52You rush over
26:54What do you call it
26:55His mouth or something
26:56Like this
27:00Isn't that what you call close to the door?
27:01Pull it over
27:02Pull it close to the door
27:04Pull it
27:05Pull it
27:10Isn't that what you call close to the door?
27:12Yes
27:13You have to be quick
27:14Just follow the force
27:15Pull it
27:17Can you use force?
27:18Yes
27:19Because if you don't use force
27:20He will use force
27:21He likes to squeeze
27:23Action
27:25So strong
27:26Be careful
27:28Really?
27:30I'm scared
27:32Are you going to grow up?
27:34So scary
27:36So scary
27:38Are you sad?
27:40Are you satisfied?
27:41Yes
27:43Are you satisfied?
27:44Yes
27:45Why are you so sad?
27:46Why are you so sad?
27:48It's hard to control
27:49Yes
27:50He's happy
27:56Yes
27:57Because he likes to squeeze
27:59So you can use force
28:00Don't use force
28:01Ok
28:03One more time
28:04I'm sweating
28:06And action
28:11Cut
28:12Actually
28:13He's not hurt
28:16Set
28:17And
28:18Action
28:27Cut
28:28One more time
28:29Before I say cut
28:30Pull it away
28:31Pull it back
28:32Yes
28:40Cut
28:41Where are you going?
28:42Go to the middle school
28:48Action
28:49Humans are dangerous
28:50Haven't you learned the lesson?
28:53Cut
28:54Should he wear this?
28:55Yes
28:56Let me try
28:58Let's say
28:59And action
29:00Humans are dangerous
29:01Haven't you learned the lesson?
29:04You should
29:05You should
29:06You should
29:07I already did
29:08Yes
29:09I have to wait for him to finish
29:10And he will continue
29:11Yes
29:12He has to wait for 3 seconds
29:13The process of pulling it
29:14Ok
29:15And action
29:16Humans are dangerous
29:17Haven't you learned the lesson?
29:21He's sexy
29:26Humans are dangerous
29:27Haven't you learned the lesson?
29:30Be more fierce
29:31Keep rolling
29:32And action
29:34Humans are dangerous
29:35Haven't you learned the lesson?
29:36Should he wear this?
29:39Cut
29:44Ok, let's go over there
29:46No, he's holding it
29:47He's holding it
29:54Because there's a light
29:56He's holding it
30:07There's a 7-11 advertisement
30:09I saw it
30:10I saw the 7-11 advertisement
30:11Right?
30:12We are
30:13I'm eating
30:14It's grapefruit
30:15It's so ugly
30:20Don't move
30:23What are you doing?
30:25What are you doing?
30:26Don't move
30:27Don't move
30:31Don't move
30:33Don't move
30:34Don't move
30:35Don't move
30:37I'm so hungry
30:39How much is this chicken?
30:42It's 3.8 yuan
30:443.8 yuan
30:45It's 3.8 yuan
30:46You're talking nonsense again
30:48It's 3.8 yuan
30:49It's 4.6 yuan
30:50It's 4.6 yuan
30:51It's 4.6 yuan
30:53I eat it everyday
30:56I wake up in the morning
30:57To have a good nutrition
30:58I eat the chicken
30:59Before the battle
31:01Before the battle
31:02I eat a pack of chicken
31:04I eat a pack of chicken
31:06It sounds like
31:07You just had a battle
31:08You just had a battle
31:10You're smart
31:11You're wrong
31:12I'm now
31:13I'm now
31:14In the army
31:15In the army
31:16In the army
31:17In the army
31:18In the army
31:19In the army
31:20You want to fight with me
31:21You want to fight with me
31:22You want to fight with me
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