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00:00I don't know if it's just me, but there were a lot of people on this side.
00:18Really?
00:21No, it was just me.
00:25When I was on the other side, I didn't move at all.
00:29Maybe it was the 5th time, but I didn't move at all.
00:36When I was doing my best, I didn't move at all.
00:42You were assisting him, though.
00:46When I was on the other side, I didn't move at all.
00:56I felt like I wasn't in the same place as Tsuyoshi.
01:06I couldn't put him in the same place as me.
01:11It's like kicking a ball and passing it.
01:22It's not like this. It's like this.
01:29It's like this.
01:32It's not like, I'm passing it. It's like this.
01:39So I'm conscious of it.
01:51Can you say that again?
01:55When I was on the other side, I didn't move at all.
02:05When I was on the other side, I didn't move at all.
02:15When I was on the other side, I didn't move at all.
02:25What does that mean?
02:30I'm passing it to Kawahara.
02:34When you say you're passing it, you pass it like this.
02:40You pass it like this.
02:44You pass it like this.
02:47But in my case, I pass it like this.
02:55That's what I'm doing. I'm passing it.
02:58I'm conscious of it.
03:03I'm conscious of it. I'm passing it.
03:20I passed it.
03:22I'm not doing it like this.
03:29Look at the title.
03:32Air Soccer.
03:37It's not Air Hockey.
03:41We've been playing Air Soccer.
03:44It's not Air Hockey.
03:46It's Air Soccer, so the pass is like this.
03:52There's a soccer ball on the ball.
03:56I thought it was soccer.
04:01I thought it was soccer.
04:08I thought it was soccer.
04:21I'm not actually doing this.
04:31I'm not actually doing this.
04:33I'm more conscious of the way I pass.
04:37I've been doing it, but the way I pass it...
04:41Try it again.
04:44Like this.
04:47It's like an action.
04:50It's like this.
04:56If you do this, you're concentrating.
05:02I want you to remember this.
05:07I don't remember anything.
05:10I hit the ball.
05:13I hit the ball.
05:15At that moment, I thought,
05:18At that moment, I thought,
05:21I thought I didn't want to do it consciously.
05:27I'm doing this, so it's confusing.
05:31I'm doing this, so it's confusing.
05:32I'm doing this, so it's confusing.
05:36I'm doing this.
05:38Do you understand?
05:40Do you understand?
05:41I'm doing this, so it's confusing.
05:47I'm in this state.
05:52I'm in this state.
05:57I'm in this state.
06:00I'm not in this state.
06:02I'm in this state.
06:05If I think about it, I'm like this.
06:10If I think about it, I'm like this.
06:12So I don't have to move.
06:18So I don't have to move.
06:26I don't know.
06:28I'm sorry.
06:30I'm sorry.
06:33I see.
06:36I see.
06:41I don't like that moment.
06:44I don't like that moment.
06:46It's not a game.
06:48It's not a game.
06:51It's not a game.
06:54It's not a game.
06:59I did it once, and then I went to the other side, and then I got a little bit of a...
07:04I got a little bit of a...
07:06We're both...
07:07Like this, like this, like this.
07:10No score, no matter what.
07:13It doesn't matter if you're in or not.
07:15Keep going.
07:16Okay?
07:17Okay.
07:18Do you want to do that?
07:19Yeah.
07:24I want to do it.
07:29I want to do it.
07:33If you don't do that, you won't get the answer.
07:37I'll just try it.
07:38I think it's important to get the answer.
07:43You have to get the answer.
07:45That's great. Thank you.
07:47I'm sorry.
07:49You don't have to put it in here.
07:51If you can get five minutes to play the rally, that's one.
07:59All right.
08:00No competition.
08:01Okay.
08:03It's the last one.
08:06Here we go.
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14:36I'm sorry to say this again, but there was a bit of a gap.
14:39I happened to be in a gap, and you were in a gap, too.
14:42I was the one who scored earlier.
14:45I don't know.
14:48We were in a gap.
14:51We're one, right?
14:53We're going to continue, right?
14:55Continue and finish.
14:57That's what we were talking about.
15:00But something changed in the middle.
15:05It was our first challenge.
15:10Let's do it again.
15:13Let's continue.
15:16Continue and finish.
15:20Something was different.
15:23It was different from what I expected.
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19:19You said stop.
19:22You said stop.
19:25No, no, no.
19:28It wasn't a match.
19:31It wasn't a match.
19:43So, one win and one loss.
19:48One win and one loss.
19:51Draw.
19:54Draw.
20:25The Farm
20:28The farm.
20:31I was playing with the cows on the farm.
20:36From the other side,
20:39the upper body was a human,
20:42and the lower body was a horse.
20:45A centaur came running at a tremendous speed.
20:51I just ran away.
20:54As expected, the lower body was a horse,
20:58and I caught up with it right away.
21:01Then it came to my side and said,
21:04What's wrong? If you win, get on.
21:09I said,
21:11I'm running away from you.
21:15Then the centaur said,
21:18I won't do anything.
21:21I have a favor to ask you.
21:25I stopped and asked,
21:28What is your favor?
21:31The centaur said,
21:34I just pooped,
21:37but I want to wipe my butt hole.
21:40But I can't reach it,
21:42so I want you to wipe it for me.
21:45Then the centaur said,
21:48I wiped the centaur's butt hole.
21:54I did too much,
21:57and when I realized,
21:59I was sticking my head into the centaur's butt hole.
22:05I couldn't get out of it,
22:09so I went into the centaur's butt hole.
22:13Then I slowly went around the centaur
22:18and brought my head in the direction of the butt hole.
22:24Then I jumped out at the count of three.
22:30The centaur put his hand on my shoulder,
22:34opened his eyes wide,
22:37and brought his face close to mine.
22:40I screamed,
22:42I screamed,
22:44I screamed,
22:47I panicked,
22:49I took off one of the buttons on my chest,
22:52and tightened the belt to the limit.