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Katt Williams goes online to answer the internet’s questions. The American comedian and actor responds to questions on Quora, Reddit and X, as well as fact-checking Wikipedia and replying to YouTube and TikTok comments.
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00:00At Kat Williams who's getting exposed next hashtag Kat has the answers
00:08Well, what's up GQ I'm Kat Williams and today I'm going undercover on the internet
00:18It's actually me
00:24Cora
00:26Have you heard of Cora before of course she was my grandmother's friend
00:31What is Kat Williams like in person? Ah, so sexy. He's so how tall is he? He smells good
00:39And I don't want to say specifically and speak for him, but he's probably about a foot and a half shorter than six five
00:47What was your first attempt at stand-up comedy like oh, it was glorious
00:52it was a room full of four white people meeting this black guy and
00:58Him telling them what it felt like
01:01To be there with them and them responding with aha
01:06That's how it feels for us too. And the bond was
01:11Magical and that's still what it's like to be a part of a community
01:16to this day
01:18What are some tips for growing my hair like Kat Williams dandruff people hate on it, but it's worked for me
01:26Okay X
01:29At Kat Williams, where do I apply to be your blunt roller?
01:33Backwoods swishers Dutch's game leaf, or maybe you don't like the residual tobacco
01:39I can do gaba leaves or loose leaves to what?
01:43Ladies and gentlemen, yes, just me T Marie. You are hired
01:47I'm at a different level 20 25 blunts a day. I can't just have one
01:53I'm working this poor woman to death her fingers gnarled to the bone. Just roll a day at night
02:00At Kat Williams, can we get a golf vlog, please?
02:05I'm all about honesty and truth and
02:08Every 18 holes, I'm gonna have to edit nine to ten holes
02:13So that's the only thing stopping me thus far. But yes, my confidence is getting high
02:19golf vlog incoming
02:22At Kat Williams. Have you ever considered developing a follow-through swing and what kids set clubs? Do you currently it?
02:31Man I'm so blessed. You know what? They don't make a kid set good enough for the way I play
02:38PXG, baby
02:42At Kat Williams you called it
02:442024 has been all action and plot reveals. When are the aliens coming big, bro? Oh
02:51Ronald Falls, Jr
02:53They're here already, sir, don't worry about them. We don't have anything of value that they want right now is the answer Ronald Falls, Jr
03:02Thank you very much
03:05Read it
03:07That was my nickname in school because I read so many books
03:12Congratulations to Kat Williams on winning the Emmy Award
03:14I'm so proud of you and I'm so proud of you and I'm so proud of you and I'm so proud of you
03:21Congratulations to Kat Williams on winning the Emmy for guest actor in a comedy series for his performance in alligator, man
03:28Donald told Kat that he would get him an Emmy talk about delivering on a promise
03:32Completely true Donald Glover said, you know, if you do this role, you'll get an Emmy for it understand
03:39Mathematically good things can happen like you gotta stay playing the numbers game. All right enough of me
03:46You see why I don't like listening to me
03:49First stand-up gig coming up soon looking for advice. I feel like you might already be good at it
03:56So have fun out there stay on time
03:59Remember that 15 seconds feels like 15 minutes on the other hand if you go up there and there's no spark
04:07And you don't feel it and nothing happens and it's not enjoyable for you
04:13That should be your last time doing it and you should give yourself that freedom
04:18Back to core. How does a comedian recover after bombing on stage?
04:25That's why most of your favorite comedians are alcoholics because the only way to recover after bombing is to crawl in a bottle
04:33the only true way to recover after bombing on stage is to go on stage again and
04:40Kill, that's the truthful answer
04:44Which four comedians would you put on the Mount Rushmore of comics? Okay
04:51Richard Pryor
04:53Dave Chappelle
04:55Lenny Brook George Carlin
04:58How tough is a stand-up comedian's life?
05:02That depends on how tough the stand-up comedian is
05:07YouTube yeah, baby
05:10Two questions, where does cat get these outfits and what does he do with them after?
05:19Cat is always trying to look like him and not look like somebody else
05:26That's what I hate the most of anything in life
05:29If I were to see somebody else and something I had on like it would crush me aside
05:35And what does he do with them after?
05:37Ladies love to sleep on my outfits. I don't know how to I probably said too much
05:46Can we get a Cat Williams recommended reading list? Yeah, that's something that I am working on. I'm gonna be the next Mr. Rogers
05:54And we're gonna learn stuff together a recommended reading list is
05:59mandatory
06:02Why is he sweating every time he reads a book?
06:05Why is he sweating every set is the stage no have AC I
06:12Always sweat it on stage and I always enjoyed sweating on stage
06:16It shows I'm a hard worker and I'm out there giving you everything that I got
06:20People were using it to think that I was on drugs. So I was like Lori. Can you lift this off of me?
06:27Please and so then I found out that if I just don't drink any alcohol
06:32When I'm performing then I don't sweat very much and now people haven't said anything about it
06:40Was this guy in Grand Theft Auto 4
06:45Yes
06:47Go GTA you're getting this before you got Grand Theft Auto 6
06:52Remember that which I hope I'm in and Call of Duty. I'm in the culture
06:58After
07:01Seeing the
07:02Pathetic viral clip of Steve Harvey clapping back at cat
07:07Who else decided to spin the block on this video again? I know I ate the only one first of all
07:14Thank you. Mr. Will white 8 4 6 5 with how eloquently you said that I don't think I need to say anything
07:21I will simply hit like and
07:25subscribe and share
07:28Tick-tock
07:32Every bit he does he outdoes every comedian before him with his use of the stool as a prop
07:41How did the stool comedy start as a comedian the stage is my workspace and I was bothered
07:49to no end about this stool that always finds itself on stage it
07:55Serves as a table generally you put your drink there your notes
07:59But I demand more of the stools that are working with me like you're not just gonna be up here
08:06And not be part of this
08:12What's up with the Rotary Club
08:15Freemason Illuminati necklace, huh? I
08:19Designed it myself. So I know it couldn't possibly have any of those commentations. I'm not that bright
08:24user two seven zero one five three sure stupid
08:30Wikipedia
08:32I've always wondered who runs this place
08:35early life
08:37He stated that he learned to read at three years old and was communicating in multiple languages
08:42including French and Creole
08:44When you go to Haiti, like there's not an option. They speak Creole and read French
08:51I think I still probably read a thousand books a year even at this age
08:57Back to X at Kent Williams. Sorry to bother you legend
09:01Can we just stop there when manners creep into social media? That's when you've done it folks
09:08Sorry to bother you legend. I was wondering you did a rap song years ago
09:11And I was wondering what the name of it was for the life of me. I can't remember it. Yes, sir
09:15That means it wasn't memorable probably wasn't very good. And that's why we've both forgotten it
09:23at Kat Williams at
09:25IceQ which I'll think of a money Mike spinoff movie or comedy short series. Well, thank you Tommy guns
09:32Well, I've heard they're working on the final Friday and if money Mike's in it, it's gonna be a money Mike spinoff movie
09:38I've tried to keep all of my characters in a position where they could get a spinoff
09:43Tim Christian Hansen, would you please start a podcast the community would freak out?
09:49Everyone knows you speak the truth. I do not enjoy
09:54Listening to me talk. So if I did a podcast it would have to kind of okay. The answer is yes fine
10:02I'll do the podcast and I'm working on it. All right, there you go, Tim
10:06Okay, that's it. I'm signing off the internet. See you all later
10:11That was very enjoyable for me, I appreciate it

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