This woman is in a "hostage situation" with a squirrel. She tries three different strategies to try and escape — but when the squirrel brings her babies, it's double the trouble. We spoke with Agata who walked us through the entire situation.
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00:00Glenda has been keeping me in a hostage situation since 2020.
00:04This is Glenda. She's a squirrel, obviously.
00:07I am her prisoner.
00:10Glenda, I'm just trying to leave my apartment.
00:13If I accidentally leave the door open, she has no problem coming inside.
00:17Hi, Glenda.
00:18I don't think Glenda wants to be my roommate.
00:21I believe that if I let her live here, I'll come home to changed locks
00:25and an eviction notice scribbled by her tiny little creepy hands.
00:30This is the day we met four years ago.
00:33I was just going in for my morning coffee and she just popped up in the kitchen.
00:37Oh, okay. I guess I should start wearing pants.
00:39She figured out the lay of the land pretty quickly and now knows every window in my apartment.
00:48For a while, I thought maybe I'm her TV,
00:51but if that's the case, she has definitely lost the remote.
00:55It's a serious problem because I can't even leave the house anymore.
00:59Glenda, you're being a weirdo.
01:00I decided I have to do something about it.
01:06I had to cat sit for my friends once,
01:08and I thought maybe this will be a great opportunity for Glenda to just back off and chill out.
01:14But she just seduced them and they became best friends.
01:18The cats did not scare her when I'm about to leave the apartment.
01:21She knows I'm easily manipulated and weak, so she takes full advantage of that.
01:26I tried to negotiate with Nuts.
01:29Look at her, freaking out.
01:31It's a Nut emergency.
01:33This is how we do it.
01:36It usually gives me enough time for a quick escape,
01:39but then she completely destroys my plans trying to hide this treasure.
01:44There's never enough Nuts.
01:46Never enough Nuts.
01:50Sometimes I go dig him up.
01:51Sometimes I go dig him up.
01:53You know, Nuts are expensive, and she seems to think I'm Jeff Bezos.
01:57So I re-gift them, hoping that she doesn't realize.
02:00But she just re-pots them.
02:02Thrifted almonds is not her jam.
02:04So as you can tell, the negotiations are going terribly.
02:08You might think, hey, this is cute.
02:09It's just Glenda.
02:11But no, Glenda brings all her boyfriends to the yard.
02:14There's been Glen 1, Glen 2, Glen 3.
02:18They bring their own Nuts, if you know what I mean.
02:20Oh my god, it's a mini Glenda.
02:24In the spring, she brings her babies around,
02:26and they learn very quickly that I'm a total sucker.
02:31But like, seriously, how can you resist this?
02:38You probably can't tell by now, but I have fully given in.
02:42Since she's a very hardworking mother, I figured I'll get her her own apartment.
02:46She's done a few walkthroughs.
02:48I'm just waiting for her to sign the lease.
02:51So yeah, Glenda can be an absolute menace.
02:55But it's okay.
02:56I love her.
03:05Don't do that.