Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00Welcome to Mojo Plays and today we are shooting Unicorn Farts at each other.
00:09These are 20 hilarious joke weapons in video games.
00:12Whether they were intentionally jokey or we just found them hilarious,
00:15these weapons are so stupid they almost don't belong in their worlds.
00:18Before we continue, we publish content all week long so be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to get notified of our latest videos.
00:27Skippy
00:28New fingerprints detected.
00:31Oh f**k.
00:32Increasing volume by 33%.
00:35Skippy the smart gun in Cyberpunk 2077 is hilarious due to its quirky personality and offbeat dialogue.
00:41Initially, Skippy presents itself as a friendly, overly enthusiastic AI that cracks jokes and delivers one-liners during combat.
00:47Its voice, reminiscent of a cheerful companion, contrasts sharply with the violent nature of the game.
00:53Players can even choose between two modes, People's Choice, which targets human enemies, or Stone Cold Killer, which is more ruthless.
01:00Having an Alexa attached to your handgun is undeniably funny.
01:14The kitty cannon.
01:24And, yeah.
01:27The zany universe of Sunset Overdrive wouldn't be complete without its comical arsenal of weapons.
01:32Even with the hairspray bomb and TNT, the most outrageous weapon in the game is without a doubt the kitty cannon,
01:38especially when paired with the robotic dog, Boo Boo.
01:41This cannon features Boo Boo's favourite cat toy, and together they unleash chaos on unsuspecting foes.
01:47That was pretty cool. Let's do this, Boo.
01:54One atomic dog leg coming right up!
01:57Alright, Boo, let's see if you can make this jump!
02:00The ringed finger.
02:05Among the numerous impressive weapons in Elden Ring, the ringed finger is notable for its sheer strangeness.
02:10Admittedly, it's not the first giant finger we've seen in the game, but it is the first we can pick up and swing around.
02:16This oversized, grotesque finger flicks enemies with immense force, sending them hurtling across the battlefield.
02:22Despite being an unusual choice in a game filled with legendary swords and mythical artifacts, it proves powerful in its own right.
02:28The ringed finger's unique ability, which enlarges the finger before delivering a powerful flick,
02:32enhances the absurd yet effective nature of this weapon.
02:36The K-9000 Cyberdog Gun.
02:38In the post-apocalyptic setting of Fallout New Vegas, the K-9000 Cyberdog Gun stands out for its unique combination of canine charm and deadly firepower.
02:48This weapon merged a rapid-fire machine gun with a mounted canine brain.
02:53Each shot is accompanied by the enthusiastic barking of the Cyberdog, adding an unexpectedly cute touch to the sheer bloodshed.
03:00It's a beautiful juxtaposition.
03:02It perfectly embodies the quirky and inventive spirit of the Fallout series,
03:06delivering a barrage of firepower while offering moments of canine companionship amidst the chaos.
03:12Banana Bomb.
03:19When couch co-op was as good as gaming could get, turn-based controller-passing combat games dominated, and one of these was Worms.
03:29The Worms series is renowned for its comedic take on tactical warfare, and the Banana Bomb is a prime example of this.
03:35What initially looks like an ordinary piece of fruit transforms into a lethal weapon upon detonation,
03:41breaking apart into several smaller banana-shaped explosives that cause chaos on the battlefield.
03:46This blend of humor and devastation has made the Banana Bomb a beloved choice among fans,
03:51as its chaotic aftermath often leaves players grinning.
03:54Toy Spitball Gun.
04:02Much like the Banana Bomb, the Toy Spitball Gun from Dead Rising 2 and Dead Rising 2 Off the Record
04:07truly exemplifies the idea of not judging a book by its humorous appearance.
04:11Typically, it does exactly what you'd expect against the typical undead adversary, virtually nothing.
04:16However, when fired at the escaping helicopter of terror is reality host Tyrone,
04:20it inflicts significant damage because it is categorized as a thrown object rather than a standard ineffective firearm or projectile.
04:28It's a beautiful way to cheese an otherwise annoying moment.
04:42The Shark-O-Matic.
04:51For those unfamiliar with the Saints Row series, it's like Grand Theft Auto on acid. That's all you need to know.
04:56Among the myriad of ridiculous weapons, the Shark-O-Matic stands out as perhaps the most satisfying.
05:01This wide-barreled shotgun features a fishtail for a stock and dowses your target into sprays of chum.
05:08Delicious.
05:09As they stand in shock and disgust, a faint rumbling grows louder until a shark erupts from the ground, devouring them whole.
05:15Just when you thought you were safe from the most terrifying creature in the ocean, boom.
05:20Golden Egg.
05:21In the original 2005 Resident Evil 4 game, the Golden Chicken Egg could be sold for 3,000 pesetas,
05:27used to stun enemies or eaten to fully restore health.
05:30However, as hinted at in the 2023 remake, the game takes it further by enabling players to stun antagonist Ramon Salazar
05:37and reduce 70% of his health in a single blow.
05:41The Golden Egg has serious power behind it, and if thrown correctly, it can cheese one of the most annoying boss fights in the game.
05:51Water Pistol.
05:54Water Pistol.
06:05Hideo Kojima's iconic series is filled with tongue-in-cheek collectibles and weapons,
06:09including risqué magazines, bananas, a rocket arm, and even dolls of Mario and Yoshi.
06:14While the toy water pistol from Metal Gear Solid V, the Phantom Pain, might seem like the most trivial item,
06:19it's surprisingly more tactically effective than it appears.
06:23After Venom Snake completes Mission 18 and acquires the Children's Reward Key item,
06:27the water pistol can be upgraded and serves various purposes,
06:31such as extinguishing fires, intimidating guards, and stunning the Parasite Unit.
06:35However, its true secretive potential is revealed in its ability to detonate mines from a distance,
06:41disable electronics, and most impressively, take down the man on fire.
06:45When something so stupid ends up having crazy useful effects,
06:48that's when a joke weapon becomes a top 20 hilarious joke weapons in video games entry.
06:53Another boom.
07:02Wooden Sword.
07:08Wooden swords are among the most reused weapons in video games, almost always as a training weapon,
07:13appearing in titles like The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim, LittleBigPlanet, The Legend of Zelda,
07:17Kingdom Hearts, and Super Land, to name a few.
07:20However, none may rival the destructive power of the wooden sword in 2004's Ninja Gaiden.
07:26It's not the basic wooden sword that's impressive, rather it's what happens when it's fully upgraded.
07:30It becomes a surprisingly strong weapon that comes unexpectedly due to its beginnings.
07:36The Groovitron.
07:44In Ratchet and Clank, there are numerous tactics to defeat Dr. Nefarious,
07:48but why not add a little dance to the mix?
07:51The Groovitron is the ideal tool for enchanting groups of enemies with its catchy music.
07:56Players can toss the shiny silver orb into the sky,
07:59and witness even the toughest bosses getting distracted by its funky beats.
08:02Meanwhile, Ratchet can take out powerful foes while waiting for the smaller enemies to drop once the music fades.
08:08Landshark Gun.
08:17Who'd have thought that on this list, this would be our second shark-themed weapon?
08:20The Landshark Gun perfectly illustrates why Armed and Dangerous
08:24is considered one of the funniest comedy video games ever.
08:27As its name suggests, this weapon enables the Lionhearts to take down foes in a theatrical way.
08:32This RPG-style weapon simply needs to be loaded and aimed at an enemy
08:36before players can unleash the fury of the ocean on unsuspecting targets.
08:40A massive shark will leap from the ground and swallow the victims in mere seconds,
08:44with a comical animation depicting the enemy being devoured headfirst.
08:48The Hand Cannon.
08:55Completing the survival horror game Dead Space 2 on Normal mode is no easy feat,
09:00and finishing it on Hardcore mode is an extreme challenge.
09:03That's why fans are rewarded with the iconic Hand Cannon for their efforts after conquering the game at its highest difficulty.
09:09This comical weapon is a red-foam sports glove that may seem silly,
09:13but it's actually an incredibly powerful tool with infinite ammo and high damage.
09:17Whenever players use it, Isaac humorously shouts bang-bang-bang or pew-pew-pew,
09:22causing anyone in its line of fire to explode.
09:25It's undeniably powerful and undeniably hilarious.
09:34The Cluck Shot.
09:35It's delightfully unexpected to encounter one of the most unusual weapons in a serious game like Gears of War 3.
09:40Players who played Gears of War 3 may have encountered a gun named Cluck Shot,
09:44a massive grenade launcher that fires… chickens.
09:47That's correct. Chickens.
09:49While these explosive poultry may not be the most precise or quickest projectiles,
09:53they certainly offer some unexpected comic relief during the game's darker scenes.
09:57This joke weapon has rightfully become iconic among fans,
10:01as players will always remember the first chicken that bursts forth from the otherwise ordinary-looking launcher.
10:07Fork.
10:08Released the same year as Gears of War 3, Skyrim came with its own jokey weapon, the humble fork.
10:14While the fork is quite ineffective during the base game and cannot be upgraded,
10:17it gains significant weight in the DLCs due to its compatibility with enchantments.
10:22Notably, pairing it with Paralyze allows it to immobilize an enemy for 10 seconds.
10:26You can even add chaos damage to enhance its initial impact,
10:29and although the knife benefits from these effects too,
10:31defeating enemies with a fork is much funnier and more gratifying.
10:36Frying Pan.
10:37Striking people in the face with a frying pan is as funny as it gets, so the game doesn't really matter.
10:42Luckily for this entry, the game also happened to be fantastic.
10:45In Fable, if you dig it up in the Orchard Farm before uncovering all six treasure clues,
10:50it will be useless, dealing no damage and lacking any augment slots.
10:54Conversely, if you find it after discovering all the clues, the frying pan will have up to five slots available.
10:59When fully equipped, it becomes significantly more dangerous.
11:02Adding mana or health augmentations, the experience augmentation, the sharpening augmentation,
11:07and the lightning and flame augmentations makes the weapon particularly lethal,
11:11and that was an incredibly hard sentence to say whilst crushingly sick.
11:17Sexy Beam.
11:25Oh, shit.
11:35Silent Hill 3 features the Sexy Beam, which can only be accessed when the main character, Heather Mason,
11:41possesses both the Transformed Costume Wand and the Heather Beam.
11:45To unlock this ability, Heather must use the wand to transform into her alter ego, Princess Heart.
11:50When equipped with the Heather Beam, it transforms into the more powerful Sexy Beam,
11:54merging the projectiles and target-seeking lasers of the Heather Beam into a single,
11:58high-impact attack complete with flickering white hearts.
12:02Think Sailor Moon in a Silent Hill universe.
12:11The Dubstep Gun.
12:21Two things I haven't thought about in years are Dubstep and Saints Row.
12:25The Dubstep Gun is a beloved feature from Saints Row 4.
12:29Its appeal largely comes from the hilarious impact it has on crowds.
12:32As expected, the weapon unleashes waves of electronic music onto unsuspecting NPCs and foes.
12:38The songs can vary on the equipped costume, which also influences the weapon's attack speed and damage.
12:43This over-the-top firearm harnesses the power of Dubstep to incapacitate enemies,
12:48which also seemed to work around 2010 in real life.
12:51The joke there is that Dubstep sucks.
13:04Mr. Toots.
13:13Although the Red Faction franchise concluded on a disappointing note with Armageddon,
13:17it gifted players with one of the greatest joke weapons ever, Mr. Toots.
13:21This adorable unicorn fires rainbow lasers reminiscent of Nyan Cat
13:26and obliterates any enemies unfortunate enough to cross its path.
13:29What makes this weapon truly humorous isn't just the powerful rainbow laser,
13:33but Mr. Toots' distressed expression each time he unleashes those vibrant beams.
13:38His pained, screaming face adds an extra layer of comedy to an already hilarious weapon.
13:43Not a bad way for a franchise to end, but I'd have thrown Mr. Toots out for the series to have survived.
13:56Gifts.
13:58Look where you're going.
14:00One day, that's the best you got.
14:07In Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, players can get their hands on gifts,
14:10which can be given to the girls that the player dates.
14:13But should you hold onto them yourself, then you have a sturdy vibrator to smack your enemies with.
14:18The other gifts players can use as weapons are dildos, canes and flowers.
14:22All that said, don't ever bring a bouquet to a gunfight, because I promise you'll lose.
14:27Hey, what's up with that?
14:31You and me, let's go.
14:33Did you enjoy this video? Check out these other clips from Mojo Plays
14:37and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified of our latest videos.