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00:00All right everybody, welcome back to the Snack Boys.
00:02I'm Eddie, on the other end is Clem,
00:04in the middle of us is Marty Mush.
00:05We have finally changed our clothes for the third time.
00:09Yes.
00:10I didn't notice that.
00:11We've finally changed our clothes,
00:12and today we will be reviewing the new Cosmic Mini Muffins.
00:18Out of the gate, hot take.
00:19Cosmic brownies, nothing overrated.
00:22You're the fucking, you're so disrespectful.
00:25You're like the best thing in the world.
00:27In the little Debbie Pantheon,
00:30I got Nutter Butter above them.
00:33What, you don't like Nutter Butter?
00:34No, I love Nutter Butter, I like how you say it.
00:36Yeah, I think the Christmas trees are better.
00:38The goat, in my opinion.
00:39What else we got?
00:40Cream pies.
00:41Cream pies above them.
00:43I love those.
00:43Those are good cream pies.
00:44Yes.
00:45But this is like, you bring this to lunch as a kid,
00:48you can trade this for anything you want.
00:50That's the number one pick.
00:51The local ice cream spot near me,
00:53their brownie sundae is Cosmic Brownies.
00:56And I'm like, part of it's like,
00:57you're getting those for $1.29 at the grocery store.
00:59Part of it's saying, hey, you know what?
01:01It can carry its own at an ice cream place as well.
01:04Let me ask you a question right quick, though.
01:06Do you think that Minnie Muffins was like, fuck?
01:10They weren't happy, Marty.
01:12No, they weren't happy.
01:13Or Little Bites?
01:14Little Bites ain't happy that she just took the corner.
01:16When she comes on the corner, it's like,
01:18Omar, the bonnet's on, shh, shh, shh.
01:21Here's the, well.
01:22You don't think so?
01:23Here's the problem.
01:25And I think Columba agrees.
01:26We're antipens over Little Debbie.
01:29So I'm interested to see how these are gonna be.
01:31Yeah, but they never had competition.
01:33Yeah, but I mean.
01:34Like, Little Bites never had competition.
01:36The thing is, what's on the Little Bites,
01:38there's two things that are a problem
01:39with an hour slender, Little Bites.
01:41One, there's like three in the whole bag,
01:44which I'm sure will be similar here.
01:45Two, they're like five bucks for all that.
01:47She goes low with the price.
01:49Fair, fair.
01:50She's a price gouger.
01:51Shut up.
01:52Debbie goes low.
01:53Debbie goes low.
01:53How many are in there?
01:55That's about the same.
01:56They should have done five to really get one of them.
01:58Yes, agreed.
02:00The number one thing I will look for here
02:03is I want moistness in a muffin.
02:06And I wanna see the true identity.
02:10Is it close to the cosmic brownie?
02:13They're really pushing the chef on here, too.
02:15He's on the bags, he's on here.
02:17You think he's like, does he have a name?
02:19Is he trying to?
02:19Muffin Man.
02:21This is the Muffin Man, how do we met him?
02:23He's trying to cook Debbie.
02:25Light and fluffy texture.
02:26Do you think he's a husband, a brother?
02:28Like, the family tree, I gotta know.
02:30You don't find that a little wild opening like that
02:32when it has a taste?
02:32I don't like, I didn't really do that.
02:34This is the lazy man's way out.
02:36It literally says Tejita.
02:38It was flimsy.
02:39All right, here we go.
02:40I feel like he's coming in hot against Debbie right now.
02:42I will say these don't feel very moist on the outside.
02:44Right?
02:45Oh, I'm a little worried.
02:52They're just not that moist.
02:54This is the problem.
02:55Tell him, Mark.
02:56Oh, I can't.
02:57Yeah, you can't.
02:58You're dry right now.
03:00This is the problem with these right now.
03:02The Cosmic Brownie, they should be the same exact thing,
03:05but it has that frosting on top that moistens the mouth.
03:08It does not have that.
03:10But the outside was more moist than I thought,
03:12but the inside is complete.
03:14Also, the candies aren't as much as it is on the brownie,
03:19which I love is the...
03:21They're not even candy.
03:22They're fluff.
03:24It's just, oh my God, it is.
03:26It's fluff.
03:26They're funfetti?
03:27They funfettied us?
03:28Yeah.
03:29We just got bamboozled.
03:30That ain't Cosmic.
03:31We got funfetti.
03:31That ain't Cosmic.
03:32You can get that anywhere.
03:34Yeah, we got funfetti.
03:35I mean, I'm not gonna kick them out of bed.
03:37These are, but they're not, they're not it.
03:40Yeah, these are like a 4.2.
03:43I ain't gonna kick them out.
03:44Really?
03:45Kick them out of bed?
03:46Kick them out of bed.
03:47There's not much I do kick out of bed.
03:49I mean, listen, I agree,
03:51but this is like the most thing I've had as a snack,
03:55but I was really excited for these too.
03:57I jump with joy when I saw this.
03:58That was the first pick of the draft.
04:00Yeah.
04:01We took that out of all the snacks
04:02we have to review today.
04:03Oh my God.
04:03It's really dry.
04:04It's really dry.
04:054.2?
04:073.8.
04:08Oh, Clem.
04:09It's a big, it's a big, big bite.
04:12I'm still gonna say 5.1.
04:13I still think there's a little more in them.
04:14Okay.
04:16All right, there you go.
04:17I'm a little upset, I'll be honest.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Marty Bush, bad pick.
04:22You mushed little Debbie.
04:24This is your fault, you bastard.
04:25Poor Debbie, and I love Debbie.
04:27Yeah, Debbie does great stuff, but this was just,
04:30so you don't hit them all.
04:31All these companies, you don't hit them all.
04:33At least they're trying.
04:34They're trying, yeah.
04:34They're trying to do different things.
04:35You're right.
04:36So that's it.
04:37That's a review of Cosmic Mini Muffins.