Clem | Snack Boys
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00:00All right, so we're here, Snackboy's first vlog ever.
00:03We are at the beautiful Camping World Stadium
00:05in Orlando, Florida.
00:06Clem and I decided we can't let another Pop-Tarts Bowl
00:10go by without us going, so we're here.
00:12We're at the Pop-Tarts Bowl.
00:13Clem, how excited are you?
00:15Ed, it's a Sprinkles sideline.
00:18Do you see the Sprinkles sideline?
00:19Oh, I missed that.
00:20That's the great attention to detail by you.
00:22That's the little things.
00:23That's the Pop-Tarts difference right there, Ed.
00:26You see Clem rubbing his hands like he's a six-year-old.
00:29Basically, this is great, this is unbelievable.
00:31We're media members.
00:33We forget this sometimes at Barstool,
00:34because it's a fake job.
00:35We're technically media members,
00:36so we're allowed to do stuff like this,
00:38and we've got into the Pop-Tarts taste-a-thon,
00:41or whatever it is.
00:42Yes, exactly.
00:43So let's go check it out.
00:44Ooh.
00:45Take that, take that, take that, take that.
00:49No, hold on.
00:49No, hold on.
00:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00I gotta go wild, Barry.
01:01It's not just a gimmick.
01:02It's not just flashy colors.
01:03It's a good Pop-Tart.
01:05Team Cinnamon Roll.
01:06We're rocking Cinnamon Roll.
01:07Newest flavor in the game.
01:08Snack Boys have yet to taste it right now.
01:13Representing the brand today.
01:14Today's all about the brand.
01:19Woo!
01:20Yeah, go Cyclones!
01:22Let's go, let's go.
01:22Yeah, let's go.
01:23Play a good one.
01:24Good game today, good game.
01:25Good clean.
01:27I'm gonna get a high-five, Matt.
01:34I must have been the special team.
01:35There's only like 10 people.
01:38The goal of the day is to eat a living creature.
01:40Yeah, like I'm already half.
01:42I've seen so many great Pop-Tart things.
01:44Damped up the band, shook up the refs,
01:46on the field.
01:47You're basically in the U right now.
01:48But if I don't eat that mascot,
01:51the day's gonna be a little, little solid.
01:56Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
02:10You see me dappin' up the stripes.
02:12Rico Bosco be proud.
02:14Just makin' sure they call a clean game here.
02:17Let's go, big dog.
02:21Just gotta call big dog.
02:23Champ.
02:25Yo, can you get me a bowl?
02:27Can you get me a bowl?
02:28If I could, I would.
02:30For the kids, let's go, Canes.
02:41You know what, he's gonna go to the other sideline
02:43and do the same thing with my hat.
02:45Daddy.
02:45No, but it's all about fun, it's all about fun.
02:49Football is fun, and Pop-Tarts.
02:54Right there.
02:58Is this from the hotel?
02:59No, I drew it myself, A-B-C, I just drew it at home.
03:02This isn't your pillow case at the hotel?
03:04No, no not from there, no, from home.
03:12Touch down.
03:20What?
03:21Pop-Tart Wildberry Ice Cream Sandwich.
03:29The face of a guy who missed out on the Wildberry Pop-Tart Ice Cream Sandwich.
03:35I've never even had Wildberry before and I heard it's such a go.
03:38And I missed that and Ice Cream Sandwich weren't and Rainbow Sprinkles.
03:41It's like the best of everything and I missed it.
03:44How do you miss the Wildberry Pop-Tart?
03:46To go talk to some guy about the Giants.
03:49What's there to talk about?
03:51They're the worst team in the league and I sit in as a Paris fan.
03:54Ed, we're watching our potential QB savior.
03:57You know how that feels, Mr. Caleb Williams.
04:00I mean, is he the savior?
04:01Oh, we're going to start getting nasty towards each other I think now.
04:03Don't be nasty.
04:05My blood sugar is very low because I missed the sandwich.
04:08Can you believe this guy missed the Pop-Tart Ice Cream Sandwich?
04:11What?
04:12What's worse, missing shout at the wedding or the Wildberry Pop-Tart Ice Cream Sandwich?
04:19Yeah, you got it.
04:23This guy missed the Pop-Tart Ice Cream Sandwich.
04:31I blow Dippin' Dots with every fiber of my being and there's a lot of fiber in my being.
04:35All I know is if the tables were turned, I would have saved the sandwich.
04:39And if you come back to a melted sandwich, you come back to a melted sandwich.
04:42That's on you.
04:43The mega powers explode right now.
04:45If I grab one, then I look like that guy who's taking two.
04:48And you know that connotation.
04:49I saw a guy with two and I was like, oh, what's up with that guy?
04:53And I saw him in the bathroom.
04:54I was like, you like those?
04:55He's like, oh yeah.
04:56That's the most fair point you've made.
04:57We've been there.
04:58The Snack Boys get side-eyed.
04:59We didn't take one.
05:00Yes.
05:06That's six hooks.
05:07It was awesome.
05:08I like those hooks.
05:09Yeah.
05:10I like it.
05:11They're awesome.
05:12I have five motorcycles.
05:13Oh, really?
05:15That's unbelievable.
05:22He cleared it.
05:27He's back up.
05:34Oh, thank you.
05:39We're not here.
05:41You guys.
05:49Can't take Clem anywhere.
06:03The mascots are going crazy.
06:08Final score, 42-41, Iowa State Cyclones.
06:11An electric game.
06:12Cam Moore did not come in the second half.
06:14It kind of broke my heart.
06:15I guess we got a draft should work.
06:17That's not what I want to do, but I can't have a guy quitting.
06:19Awesome experience.
06:20I loved it.
06:22I feel bad for the Miami players.
06:24It's a tough way to go out, but it was the most important thing of the day.
06:28The most important part is the live mascot, the edible mascot.
06:31We're about to see a sacrifice.
06:33I don't care what they say.
06:35I'm eating that guy.
06:36I'm getting a piece of his ass.
06:37Literally.
06:43Here we go.
06:49It's awesome.
06:50It's just like I dreamed it.
07:04All right, it's the snack boys.
07:06We're on the field of the Pop Tarts Bowl, Iowa State.
07:09To the winners, to the victors go the spoils, and to the snack boys go the spoils.
07:12We got a dead mascot, fully cooked.
07:15This is his eyebrow.
07:16That is some gruesome shit.
07:18What is the eyebrow?
07:19I got to try the eyebrow.
07:20I got to try this.
07:21What's the eyebrow taste like?
07:24Not bad.
07:26I don't know.
07:29Here's the thing about Eddie.
07:30He already ate a little piece.
07:31He's like, I'm all good now.
07:32I had to eat him some more.
07:33You're eating some more of him, baby.
07:35The snack boys.
07:37I've been dreaming.
07:39Dreaming of this moment for two years.
07:41This is a bad color to have smashed on your face.
07:45God bless whoever has to clean this stadium.
07:47Can gators make it this far?
07:49Can they get this far off the swampland?
07:50Because this seems to be gator-infested.
07:52I've been waiting my whole life to be dripping in Pop Tart.
07:55That's not a good look like Eddie said, but hey.
07:59Tastes delicious.
08:00I don't give a fuck.
08:02Couldn't ask for more.
08:03Should I give him my towel after what he just did to me?
08:06I got a towel in there too.
08:07Here, I'll give you some more.
08:08Fair trade.
08:09I was always going to give you my towel.
08:10I feel bad for you.
08:12Because I missed the ice cream sandwich.
08:15I think that's where it came from.
08:18Well, that's it.
08:19We did all we needed to do.
08:20How about the call on him?
08:21He wanted to attack a mascot.
08:23He attacked the one that won.
08:25So little did that guy know you'd have the last laugh.
08:29And I ended up, I believe I called that Cinnamon was going to win.
08:32You did, you did.
08:33So shout out.
08:34It was a great day.
08:35Great to meet the fans, the marching bands, the officials.
08:37And of course, try the Live Edible mascot.
08:40Snack boy's out.
08:41I'm saying it now.
08:42Most magical thing to ever happen to Orlando, Florida.
08:44Yes, right there.
08:45Great first trip with Declan.
08:47Honestly, that's kind of like our Team ZD championship celebration.
08:51So very happy to get that.
08:53Had a year overdue.
08:54Perfect.