It's Showtime: ‘Sekyu’ Breadwinnable #1, INAYOS ANG GULO NI VICE AT JHONG? (And The Breadwinner Is)

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Aired (November 28, 2024) Nagpakitang gilas sa ‘Sekyu’ Breadwinnable #1 nang sumabak siya sa isang eksena kung saan kinailangan niyang ayusin ang problema nina Meme Vice at Jhong tungkol sa agawan ng parking! #GMANetwork

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00:00This is the scene.

00:02For example, Jong will park.

00:04You're in a mall. You're parking in a mall.

00:06Okay.

00:06Jong will park.

00:08Then me,

00:10I'm blocking. I'm just standing.

00:12I reserved the parking.

00:14You're standing in front.

00:16I have a cell phone.

00:18That's popular now. It's going viral.

00:20Jong will park.

00:22Okay, go.

00:24Then you're the security guard, bro.

00:26Hey!

00:28Oh, my God!

00:30Oh, my God! Where are you?

00:32I want to get a passenger.

00:34You can move now.

00:36You can lose your character.

00:38You're the security guard.

00:40You're parking. This is what happens.

00:42What will you do if there's a scene like this

00:44in the parking space of your establishment?

00:46Okay.

00:48Wait a minute. This is remote.

00:50He doesn't want to move.

00:52He's okay.

00:54At least.

00:56Can I park here?

00:58Yes, sir. It's near.

01:00You're the security guard.

01:02You're the security guard.

01:04Excuse me.

01:06We're not allowed to park here.

01:08We'll fight later.

01:10We'll fight later.

01:12There's no reason for you to come in

01:14if we're not fighting.

01:16Excuse me.

01:18I parked first. Why are you blocking?

01:20It's reserved.

01:22Our car is coming.

01:24It's reserved. Where's your car?

01:26Our car is coming.

01:28Where's your ear?

01:30Sorry.

01:32This is called a car park, not a human park.

01:34Excuse me. What's going on here?

01:36We can't laugh if you come in.

01:38We'll fight later.

01:40There's no reason for you to come in.

01:42No.

01:44He doesn't know what to do.

01:46He doesn't know.

01:48He said,

01:50we didn't do anything.

01:52But he didn't laugh.

01:54You're not allowed to do anything.

01:56Who said it's not allowed?

01:58Where's the rule?

02:00Ma'am, we just entered the parking lot.

02:02It says it's not allowed.

02:04I didn't read it.

02:06Wait. I'll call someone.

02:08Call someone.

02:10I haven't dialed yet.

02:12It's released.

02:14I don't have a phone.

02:16I'll call someone.

02:18I'll call someone.

02:20It's not allowed.

02:22You can't stand there.

02:24It's not allowed.

02:26Ma'am,

02:28we need to find a way to park.

02:30How can they park?

02:32You're blocking the way.

02:34I'm in a hurry.

02:36Ma'am, I approached you.

02:38Hello.

02:40Hello.

02:42Dad.

02:44I think there's a conflict here.

02:46There's a mom.

02:48There's a mom.

02:50And there's a mamal.

02:52Mamal?

02:54He wants to park.

02:56In our parking space, dad.

02:58What am I gonna do here?

03:00What am I gonna do with these creatures?

03:02Would you like to talk to my dad?

03:04Do you know who my dad is?

03:06It's okay.

03:08We follow the rules.

03:10We follow the rules of the establishment.

03:12Wait, dad.

03:14My dad is here.

03:16Do you know who my dad is?

03:18Aren't you afraid of my dad?

03:20Aren't you afraid of my dad?

03:22I'm not afraid of anyone.

03:24Don't you know my dad?

03:26Don't you know me?

03:28This is my dad.

03:30My name is Sandro.

03:32Aren't you afraid of my dad?

03:34Dad, the parking.

03:36Aren't you afraid of me?

03:38No.

03:40Why aren't you afraid?

03:42We follow the rules here.

03:44I'm in a hurry.

03:46We'll pay for the parking.

03:48There's a special treatment here.

03:50There's no car here.

03:52Where's his car?

03:54He's using it.

03:56Wait.

03:58He doesn't have a car.

04:00I'll call someone.

04:02Oh my gosh, dad.

04:04We'll find a way.

04:06This is so embarrassing.

04:08Hello, mom.

04:10Is someone here?

04:12Mumps?

04:14He has mumps.

04:18Mom, someone's blocking the parking.

04:20This is a car park, not a horse park.

04:22Oh my gosh.

04:24You're a horse, not a horse.

04:26Dad, how can a monkey drive?

04:28I don't know, daughter.

04:30This is a parking, not a jungle.

04:32Hello.

04:34Don't you have anything to do?

04:36Sir, I'm talking to them.

04:38Talk to them too.

04:40You're in the wrong parking slot, ma'am.

04:42What's wrong?

04:44What's wrong?

04:46I'm not going to park.

04:48We're going to take a picture.

04:50I'll find another parking slot, ma'am.

04:56Guard!

04:58I'm in a hurry.

05:00I'll find another parking slot, ma'am.

05:02We're first-come, first-served.

05:04We're not allowed to stand in the parking lot.

05:08That's it.

05:10Okay, bye.

05:12Dad, let's just fly an airplane.

05:16There's a witness.

05:18And he's not laughing.

05:20Fairness.

05:22You're not laughing even though you don't have a gun.

05:24But you have a case.

05:26You can go back to your seat.

05:28He's calm.

05:38He's calm.

It's Showtime: ‘Sekyu’ Breadwinnable #1, INAYOS ANG GULO NI VICE AT JHONG? (And The Breadwinner Is)

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