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00:00This is number three.
00:02Okay, thank you. Welcome.
00:04Oh!
00:06Mysterious.
00:08In your situation, there's a motorbike
00:10with a side mirror
00:12and it's chasing you. What will you do?
00:14Actually, in these situations,
00:16we'll know who's the good guy
00:18and who's the bad guy.
00:20Not actually, who's the driver.
00:22Hahaha.
00:24So,
00:26in your situation, there's a motorbike
00:28with a side mirror
00:30and it's chasing you. What will you do?
00:32Action!
00:34Hey!
00:36Hey!
00:38Hey!
00:40Hey!
00:42Hey!
00:44Hey!
00:46Hey!
00:48Hey!
00:50Hey!
00:52Hey!
00:54Hey!
00:56Hey!
00:58Wait, wait.
01:02What's the problem?
01:04The motorbike was chasing the boat.
01:06Not the boat.
01:08You're rushing too much.
01:10You're blocking my view.
01:12Sorry, I didn't mean to. It's an emergency.
01:14My wife is pregnant.
01:16Oh, even so, we need to talk about this.
01:18Yes, let's talk about this.
01:20Who's your wife who's pregnant?
01:22Oh!
01:24You're the one who's pregnant.
01:26My wife is pregnant.
01:28We need to talk about this.
01:30I'm telling you, I'll break this.
01:32Who's your wife who's pregnant?
01:34It's me.
01:36It's me.
01:38It's me.
01:40It's me.
01:42It's me.
01:44I feel like my deodorant is going to fall off.
01:46Hahaha.
01:48You're talking about that.
01:50You broke the deodorant and your wife is pregnant.
01:52I'll just give you
01:54500 pesos.
01:56No, you can't do that.
01:58You know why?
02:00Because my boss will be suspicious of me.
02:02Of course, I'm just pretending to be my boss.
02:04You can't hide it.
02:06No, it's just like this.
02:08You're okay. You're safe. Nothing happened to you.
02:10No, I'm okay because
02:12I'm really in a hurry.
02:14No, it's just like this.
02:16If you don't have money to pay,
02:18let's just file a police report.
02:20Let's do it formally.
02:22That's right.
02:24This is it.
02:26Okay, but
02:28if my motorcycle gets impounded,
02:30take me to the hospital.
02:32No problem. We'll just file a police report.
02:34We'll do everything properly.
02:36Even if my boss asks me,
02:38there's no reason for him to be mad at me.
02:40Do you know me?
02:42You're handsome, but...
02:44No, but my friend took him to the police.
02:46I'll go to the hospital.
02:48You can't hide it.
02:50You really need to file a police report.
02:52We have two teams.
02:54What's a proxy?
02:56Don't call your friend.
02:58Bring your wife here.
03:02That's what I want to see.
03:04Call her.
03:06Call her.
03:08Not your proxy friend.
03:10That's what I want to see.
03:12Who are you going to call?
03:14Call her.
03:16Who are you going to call?
03:18Maybe you're the one who's going to get married.
03:20You're the wife.
03:22I'm not going to get married.
03:24I'm a supporter.
03:26I want to know.
03:28Don't hide it.
03:30Maybe you know someone who's going to get married.
03:32I'm telling you.
03:34Maybe we can call Sir Joe.
03:36Huh?
03:38Sir Joe.
03:40He has a wife.
03:42Sir Joe.
03:44What's the reason?
03:46He has a lot of reasons.
03:48His wife is pregnant.
03:50He doesn't want to get married.
03:52He doesn't want to get married for a long time.
03:54That's not included in the discussion.
03:56That's not allowed?
03:58Even if there's no acceptable reason?
04:00There's none.
04:02You should be careful when driving.
04:04Even if your wife is pregnant.
04:06Who's going to get married?
04:08Who's going to get married?
04:10This is the wife.
04:12There you go.
04:14She's pregnant.
04:16But,
04:18what you did earlier was right.
04:20It was right.
04:22Your wife is ugly.
04:26But, I love her.
04:28But, Sir, I have a question.
04:30If that's the case,
04:32can the woman
04:34get pregnant?
04:36Or does someone have to decide
04:38what's going to be the solution?
04:40So,
04:42if there's a police report,
04:44what's the value
04:46of repairing a side mirror?
04:48So,
04:50if the woman
04:52says,
04:54give me 1,500 pesos,
04:56can you refuse?
04:58Yes.
05:00But, if the value is substantial,
05:02the woman can pay you,
05:04but it's called an extrajudicial settlement.
05:06You won't have to police the two of them.
05:08If she says,
05:10give me 10,000 pesos,
05:12then, of course, she'll agree.
05:1410,000 pesos for repairing a side mirror?
05:16Yes.
05:18But, it's just 10 pesos.
05:20But, what if the woman
05:22really doesn't have a baby?
05:24If you don't have a baby,
05:26you're still pregnant.
05:30Forget about it.
05:32It's over.
05:34That's the wife.
05:36It's over.