30 Days Till I Marry My Husband's Nemesis
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00:00:00...day in my entire life!
00:00:07I time-traveled to five years ago?
00:00:10It's time for revenge.
00:00:12Jack is cheating on me with Connie.
00:00:15I'm not marrying Jack anymore.
00:00:17Why?
00:00:19Am I losing my mind or is that Nathan Forbes?
00:00:22I need you to help me destroy Jack completely and I want to make sure you get something in return.
00:00:26And what's in it for you, Miss Rose?
00:00:29You, hopefully.
00:00:31It's fine. He can run against me all he wants, but I'm the one you're marrying.
00:00:36You're mine, right?
00:00:38Nathan!
00:00:41You bitch!
00:00:43Well, who the fuck is gonna marry you instead, huh?
00:00:47I'll marry her any day.
00:00:59No! No! My baby!
00:01:07I'm sorry we had to find her like this.
00:01:08Let me be!
00:01:09Thank you for identifying her.
00:01:12Mom. Dad. I'm right here.
00:01:17This can't be happening. I can't be dead.
00:01:21No! Blair!
00:01:25I should have saved you!
00:01:28From standing too close to the edge.
00:01:32You were the love of my life.
00:01:35You became our son five years ago when you married our daughter, right?
00:01:40Jack, you will always be part of this family.
00:01:42No! No, Jack Marshall killed me!
00:01:46My husband killed me!
00:01:49We have to give him some space.
00:01:52Come this way.
00:01:54I've got a few questions for you guys.
00:01:59No!
00:02:06Blair Rose, you dumb bitch.
00:02:10For five years you were the perfect wife.
00:02:13And this is all you got?
00:02:15Everything you had is mine now.
00:02:20How could you?
00:02:22Sorry, B.
00:02:24It's not my fault you were stupid enough to choose me.
00:02:29Goodbye now.
00:02:33No.
00:02:35Please.
00:02:37Give me another chance.
00:02:40Please give me another chance to start over.
00:02:43To start over.
00:02:57Oh my god, are you okay?
00:03:00I'm alive.
00:03:02I'm alive again.
00:03:04This was five years ago.
00:03:07It's time for revenge.
00:03:14Oh my god, are you okay?
00:03:16What just happened?
00:03:17Oh my god, you hit your head, didn't you? It looks like it.
00:03:21Are you kidding me?
00:03:23We got T-boned by Nathan Forbes?
00:03:30I'm alive.
00:03:32I'm alive again.
00:03:34I remember the state.
00:03:36We were hit by Nathan Forbes and he bought us a car and...
00:03:39And then I saw wedding venues with Abby.
00:03:43This was five years ago.
00:03:46Holy crap.
00:03:48I still have time. I can...
00:03:50I can redo this.
00:03:53Just because you're respectfully rich doesn't mean that you can just drive recklessly. We could have died.
00:03:58Don't be so dramatic, okay? There's hardly a scratch, see? Still gorgeous.
00:04:03Whatever, I don't care. You better pay for that.
00:04:06Who says I won't?
00:04:07I'll buy you a brand new car, alright? Or two. Maybe one for the beautiful Blair?
00:04:11Yeah, fine. Just stop flirting and...
00:04:14No. It's not enough.
00:04:17And what could possibly make you forgive me, Miss Rose?
00:04:25Nathan Forbes, will you marry me?
00:04:30Nathan Forbes, will you marry me?
00:04:33What? Blair, are you out of your mind?
00:04:36Blair, are you out of your goddamn mind?
00:04:38You probably did hit your head. I gotta get you checked out ASAP.
00:04:42I thought you were marrying Jack Marshall.
00:04:45Yeah, in a month. I don't know what's gotten into her.
00:04:49Look, I changed my mind. I'll ask again. Nathan, will you marry me?
00:04:54I'm flattered, but I clearly remember you calling me a man-whore who belongs to the streets.
00:05:00That was college.
00:05:01And now he's worse. Blair, honestly, what the fudge? Let's go.
00:05:05But Abby, can you just wait for me in the car?
00:05:08Fine. But holler if you need me, okay?
00:05:12Run along now.
00:05:15So, you've been dating Jack Marshall since middle school. What has it been? Like a decade?
00:05:21A decade, exactly. Yeah.
00:05:24So what's changed?
00:05:26Look, he's not a good person, Nathan. I didn't see that before, but I see it now.
00:05:36And what makes you think that I'm a good person, Blair?
00:05:45What makes you think that I'm a good person, Blair?
00:05:48I don't. I think you're a compulsive cheater with commitment issues and no sense of responsibility.
00:05:54Whom you just asked to marry you.
00:05:55But you are the biggest pain in Jack's ass. And you guys have been enemies since forever.
00:06:02Yeah, he's had a grudge on me since I won student body president over him in high school, but I don't get it.
00:06:08What is this, revenge? What did he do to you?
00:06:11I thought you'd be more interested in what you could get out of all this.
00:06:16I never knew you were so calculative.
00:06:20I wasn't before and it cost me.
00:06:23Listen, I can help you get to where you want to be.
00:06:26I mean, just imagine me by your side instead of Jack's.
00:06:29It all sounds very rosy, Miss Rose, but I don't trust you yet.
00:06:34Maybe I would think that you actually want to marry me and that you like me as a person if you gave me a little kiss.
00:06:44I've never kissed anyone before besides Jack.
00:06:48Clock's ticking.
00:06:50Fine. It's just a stupid kiss on the cheek.
00:06:53Fine. It's just a stupid kiss on the cheek.
00:06:58Oh my God!
00:07:02Alright, look, look. Maybe Abby was right.
00:07:06Maybe you have a concussion.
00:07:09Here. For your medical costs and whatever car you decide to buy to replace this thing.
00:07:16Alright, that's my cue. I'll leave. I'll be in touch.
00:07:20I'm sorry I hit you guys and I'm glad you're alive.
00:07:25You fuckboy. Get away from my innocent player. I can't believe he did that to you.
00:07:29Who knows what kind of diseases he'll have.
00:07:33I'm okay and you're okay and everything is going to be okay this time.
00:07:38Okay?
00:07:40You definitely hit your head.
00:07:43Do you think the car will still drive?
00:07:45Do you think the car will still drive?
00:07:46I need to go home and tell my parents that I'm marrying someone else.
00:07:55Mom? Dad?
00:07:57Claire, honey. I took you so long.
00:08:01I was worried.
00:08:03So happy you could see me.
00:08:05Of course we came to see you.
00:08:07Silly, what are you talking about?
00:08:09What has gotten into you today?
00:08:11Oh, how was the wedding venue? Did you like it?
00:08:14Should I book it?
00:08:16I should probably tell you guys something.
00:08:19What's going on?
00:08:22What is it?
00:08:24I'm not marrying Jack anymore.
00:08:26Why?
00:08:28What are you talking about?
00:08:30I can't marry Jack anymore, Dad.
00:08:32Honey, we all get cold feet sometimes.
00:08:34No, I...
00:08:35It's perfectly normal.
00:08:36No, no. I've made up my mind. I'm not marrying him.
00:08:39But why not? You've been engaged for two years. It was your grandfather's last wish.
00:08:43And Grandpa's dead. And if I marry Jack, I'll be dead too.
00:08:50Honey, you know we support you.
00:08:53But I won't have you talking about your grandfather that way.
00:08:57I'm sorry. It's just...
00:08:59I wish I could show you guys.
00:09:01Show us what?
00:09:03That Jack isn't who he seems to be.
00:09:06He doesn't love me and he doesn't love you guys.
00:09:08He's just trying to marry me for our money and then once he has it, he's just gonna...
00:09:11No, no, sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Calm down.
00:09:22It's Jack.
00:09:27Hey, babe.
00:09:29Hi, baby. How's the venue?
00:09:31You never texted me about it.
00:09:33It was okay.
00:09:35Just okay?
00:09:38It's fine. We'll find someplace better.
00:09:41I'm sorry I couldn't go with you. I'm just so caught up in work.
00:09:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:09:52Where are you?
00:09:54Just heading to a meeting.
00:09:56Let me call you back.
00:09:58Love you.
00:10:01My, my, thank you.
00:10:08Jack is cheating on me with Connie.
00:10:12What?
00:10:14Connie?
00:10:16Yes. Connie Rose.
00:10:18My little cousin.
00:10:20Just give me a month and I'll prove it.
00:10:23And don't worry.
00:10:25I'm still getting married. Just...
00:10:27not to Jack.
00:10:31This is ridiculous. Connie looks up to you.
00:10:33She would never do that to you.
00:10:35Yeah, I thought that too. But it turns out I didn't know her.
00:10:38I don't know her at all.
00:10:40You're terrible.
00:10:46But if that's true, who could you marry on such short notice if not Jack?
00:10:51Someone better. I can guarantee that.
00:10:54Please, just...
00:10:56trust me on this.
00:10:58And give me a month.
00:11:00It sounds like you're sure about this.
00:11:03Well, shouldn't we at least hear Jack out first?
00:11:06Joseph, Blair is blood.
00:11:08I trust our daughter.
00:11:11Thank you. Thank you.
00:11:14Your support means the world to me.
00:11:25And count me out for dinner.
00:11:28You just got here. Now where are you going?
00:11:31Retail therapy.
00:11:44Oh my god, I love this.
00:11:47Wow.
00:11:49Yeah?
00:11:50That is gorgeous on you.
00:11:52I know.
00:11:53I think you need it.
00:11:54I think so too.
00:11:57Excuse me. Can we get some help over here?
00:12:02Oh my gosh, this dress.
00:12:03I'm definitely getting these.
00:12:07I'm the VIP sales manager here.
00:12:10Perfect. Can you add this dress and then the shoes my friend just tried on to the top?
00:12:15Oh, also, we'll just take all of this.
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:21You know what?
00:12:22What?
00:12:23No.
00:12:24Not for a couple of shameless thieves.
00:12:27What?
00:12:28I can smell a gold digger from miles away and a thief from even farther.
00:12:34Are you accusing us of stealing?
00:12:36We're going to pay for all of this.
00:12:38No, you won't.
00:12:39This card that you gave me?
00:12:41This belongs to Nathan Forbes.
00:12:44Neither of you are Nathan Forbes.
00:12:48I don't know which one of you crawled into his bed and stole it,
00:12:52but he sure as hell didn't give it to you.
00:12:55Do you know who we are?
00:12:57Save it for the police.
00:13:05You mean our card? What the hell?
00:13:07I'm going to get you fired.
00:13:09Yes, yes. I have two con women here using Nathan Forbes' black card.
00:13:14Yes, that Nathan Forbes.
00:13:16Oh, I am sure they stole it. I am positive.
00:13:19Please send security as soon as possible.
00:13:22Yeah, I'll call Amex. Thank you.
00:13:29You can have it. You can have it all.
00:13:31The right hand.
00:13:32Phone?
00:13:33I'm sorry.
00:13:34You're always bossing me around like I'm on your payroll.
00:13:39Nathan Forbes, the chosen one here.
00:13:42Yeah, he tends to do that pretty much.
00:13:45Wait, how much?
00:13:47Nathan, you'll want to hear this.
00:13:49Which bank is it?
00:13:51It's your Amex, bro.
00:13:53Somebody just put 150K on your black card.
00:13:57It's a card, right?
00:13:59No, at the department store.
00:14:01There's two of them.
00:14:03Yeah, I'm with them.
00:14:06Sure, we'll head there now.
00:14:09Dude, Amex think two randoms got a hold of your card and just went crazy.
00:14:13I don't know what's going on.
00:14:15I told her it was for medical fees.
00:14:17Do you think Blair Rose is messing with me?
00:14:20Nathan, what are you talking about?
00:14:22I gotta go.
00:14:24I gotta go get my future wife.
00:14:27What?
00:14:28Out of trouble.
00:14:29What?
00:14:30Your future what?
00:14:32Hey, Phil, I think I'm...
00:14:34I think I'm getting married.
00:14:38Thanks, Dave.
00:14:39Miss, I'm going to need to see some IDs.
00:14:41IDs? We don't carry IDs.
00:14:43Everyone knows who we are.
00:14:45Not everyone.
00:14:46How did you get this black card?
00:14:48Nathan Forbes gave it to us.
00:14:50What else do you think?
00:14:51Please.
00:14:52Next you're going to say Nathan Forbes is in love with you.
00:14:55He is our biggest VIP and he has never, ever given this out.
00:15:00You two are a bunch of thieves.
00:15:02Wait.
00:15:03What?
00:15:04My name is Blair Rose.
00:15:06Just let me make a call.
00:15:08Her parents owned the mall.
00:15:09You guys are going to regret this.
00:15:11If she's Blair Rose, then I'm Nathan Forbes' girlfriend.
00:15:17I actually prefer being called Mr. Forbes.
00:15:20Especially given that you're a stranger and not my girlfriend.
00:15:24I'm sorry.
00:15:25I'm sorry.
00:15:26I'm sorry.
00:15:27I'm sorry.
00:15:28I'm sorry.
00:15:29I'm sorry.
00:15:30I'm sorry.
00:15:31You're not my girlfriend.
00:15:34Mr. Forbes, I'm so sorry.
00:15:35I didn't expect you to come in person.
00:15:37These gold diggers.
00:15:38Gold diggers?
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Her?
00:15:41Yes.
00:15:42They were basically buying everything in the store on your black card,
00:15:44and I knew you would never give it out.
00:15:46You're absolutely right.
00:15:47I would never give out my black card because I'm very terrified of gold diggers.
00:15:51Especially those who spend 150K on clothes instead of medical supplies like I intended.
00:15:57Is that what she did?
00:15:59Shameless.
00:16:00Unless, of course, that gold digger is your future wife.
00:16:04Of course.
00:16:05Wait, what?
00:16:06Mr. Forbes!
00:16:08What can I say?
00:16:09Happy wife, happy life, right?
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:12If I had known.
00:16:13If they had told me.
00:16:14We did.
00:16:15Or we tried to.
00:16:21Mr. Forbes!
00:16:22I'm so sorry.
00:16:24Please, I can't afford to lose these.
00:16:26Don't ask me.
00:16:27Ask her.
00:16:28That's Blair Rose.
00:16:29Her family owns the entire mall.
00:16:37Miss Rose, I'm so sorry.
00:16:39Mr. Forbes, I'm so sorry.
00:16:42Please, please.
00:16:43I'm so sorry.
00:16:46You look beautiful together.
00:16:49$150K?
00:16:51Really?
00:16:52In your own mall?
00:16:54I thought Nathan Forbes was known for his generosity.
00:16:56I sure am.
00:16:57I just can't help but to think that you're messing with me.
00:16:59We both know you didn't need my money.
00:17:02Well, I just had to make sure that you deserved all the hype.
00:17:05You know, I always thought you were just another boring, rich girl.
00:17:09No offense.
00:17:11None taken.
00:17:13It's almost like after that accident, you've become a whole new person.
00:17:18I see you in a different light.
00:17:21Where's this Blair been all my life?
00:17:24Maybe I am a whole new person.
00:17:28What matters is I'm here now.
00:17:32And how do I know that you're not playing me?
00:17:41You don't.
00:17:43You'll just have to bet on me.
00:17:46First, I've got to have a savior from the hands of that saleswoman.
00:17:49And second, the security guard.
00:17:51What's next? I'm going to have to break you out of jail?
00:17:53That's quite the bet, B.
00:17:57Well, high risk, high reward.
00:18:02Well, I look forward to it, then.
00:18:05What did I miss?
00:18:07We were just saying bye.
00:18:19Hey, I need you to do something for me.
00:18:22Send one of your gangsters to follow Jack Marshall.
00:18:25Isn't that Blair Rose's fiancee?
00:18:27Don't tell me you've been acting so weird because of her.
00:18:30She's been head over heels with him her whole life.
00:18:33Something changed. I've got to know what.
00:18:35What? Why?
00:18:37Phil, just get it done for me, alright?
00:18:43I really thought Nathan was the douchebag, not Jack.
00:18:47How could I be so blind?
00:18:51Maybe it doesn't have to be just transactional.
00:18:57What am I thinking? It's Nathan Forbes.
00:19:03Blair! Baby!
00:19:05What were you doing in there?
00:19:09It's not what it looks like.
00:19:11What do you mean? What do you think it looks like?
00:19:14Nothing. I heard from Connie that you were hit by Nathan Forbes.
00:19:19So I came to check on you, but you weren't home.
00:19:23But I ran into Connie instead, so we hung out.
00:19:27You heard from Connie?
00:19:30I just didn't realize you were so close to my little cousin.
00:19:35Blair, baby, your cousin's my cousin.
00:19:39Of course we're close.
00:19:41We were just worried about you.
00:19:43So worried that you went to check on me in her bedroom?
00:19:46No, no.
00:19:49He was just coming to bring you this.
00:19:53It's for the auction next week, but we both know you hate things like that,
00:19:58so I was just going to go with him.
00:20:00I'd love to go.
00:20:05But, but you hate things like that.
00:20:08Well, almost dying today made me realize that you only live once, so
00:20:12you've got to make every moment count. Right?
00:20:15Absolutely right.
00:20:17I'm so glad you're willing to come.
00:20:25I could stay with you tonight, baby.
00:20:27You know, to make sure you're okay.
00:20:30Really? You'd do that?
00:20:33Of course. I've been wanting to.
00:20:36You guys are so gross.
00:20:39I'm going to go back to my room.
00:20:42Sorry. I forgot you were here.
00:20:44Okay.
00:20:49So, I can stay with you tonight? Keep you safe?
00:20:53Maybe we could finally...
00:20:55You know that I'm saving it for the right time.
00:20:58Right. Marriage.
00:21:00Yeah. Of course.
00:21:02Sorry.
00:21:04It's fine. I'm really tired.
00:21:07Today was a lot, but I'll see you at the gala. Okay?
00:21:15I can't believe I let Jack touch me.
00:21:24Miss Rose.
00:21:26Mr. Forbes.
00:21:28I believe you still have something of mine.
00:21:31What are you doing next weekend?
00:21:34What are you doing next weekend?
00:21:36Why? Are you asking me out?
00:21:38No. There's a charity gala with an auction.
00:21:42Right. Yes. Invited but not going. I imagine you aren't either.
00:21:46Actually, I am. And I was hoping you could go too.
00:21:51And what do I get out of this?
00:21:53Your card back. Obviously.
00:21:56Alright. I'll think about it.
00:22:01One Forbes special?
00:22:07Why do I feel like Blair Rose has you completely whipped?
00:22:10She's marrying someone else in a month.
00:22:12Who knows if she will?
00:22:15Did you find that thing I was looking for?
00:22:25You come to my club, you use my men, and you play with my girls.
00:22:29Hey, you're the one who said this was my second home.
00:22:32Plus, hey, I never touch your girls.
00:22:35Yeah, right. Whipped.
00:22:40That's Connie Rose.
00:22:42Yeah. There you have it.
00:22:44Jack Marshall is fucking Blair's little cousin.
00:22:47That's probably why she's trying to fuck him over.
00:22:50No. I've known Blair since we were little kids.
00:22:54For her to do something like this, he must have done something unforgivable.
00:23:00Jack, baby, what are you doing? I don't understand.
00:23:04You don't understand?
00:23:06You still don't understand? How fucking stupid are you?
00:23:10What do you mean?
00:23:12Is this not clear enough for you?
00:23:15I don't love you, Blair Rose.
00:23:18I've never loved you for one day in my entire life.
00:23:22You don't mean that.
00:23:25My dearest, naive cousin.
00:23:28Connie?
00:23:30You are so stupid, I almost feel sorry for you.
00:23:36Why?
00:23:39What did I do wrong?
00:23:43Five years of marriage.
00:23:47Giving me virtually unlimited funds.
00:23:50Hell, you helped me become congressman.
00:23:52You even made sure not to get pregnant.
00:23:55The only thing you did wrong, Blair,
00:23:58was choosing me.
00:24:01But it's too late.
00:24:03Jack, just do it already!
00:24:05No! Jack!
00:24:08No!
00:24:12No!
00:24:20How could they do this to me?
00:24:24Hello?
00:24:26It's me. Are you crying?
00:24:29No.
00:24:31Prove it then.
00:24:33What?
00:24:35Come downstairs.
00:24:39Where are you?
00:24:54What is this?
00:24:56It's an electric scooter, princess.
00:24:58No, I mean you.
00:25:00What are you doing here?
00:25:02I was just passing by.
00:25:04Just passing by at 3 a.m. on a scooter?
00:25:08Nathan Forbes, are you drunk?
00:25:11I don't know.
00:25:13Were you crying?
00:25:15No.
00:25:19You ever been on one of these before?
00:25:22No, I don't think so.
00:25:27I'll be your first.
00:25:34Okay, great.
00:25:38God, that was foul.
00:25:40Was it bad?
00:25:42How do you like this thing? It's pretty good.
00:25:44It's all right.
00:25:46Do you even live here?
00:25:48The pool is always more of a decoration.
00:25:51I never actually used it before.
00:25:55Girl who has everything, huh?
00:25:57What else haven't you done?
00:25:59So many things.
00:26:01I always thought I'd be better off doing what people thought I should do.
00:26:06I don't know, I just feel like the people I thought I knew turned out to be strangers.
00:26:11And now even I feel like a stranger to myself.
00:26:15I don't know, that probably doesn't make any sense, but...
00:26:18No, it makes sense.
00:26:20I don't know what happened, Bea, but...
00:26:23I like who you are now.
00:26:25Yeah?
00:26:27Yeah.
00:26:33Well...
00:26:36What about now?
00:26:40Oh my God.
00:26:42You are going to regret that.
00:26:44Give it your best shot.
00:26:46Okay.
00:26:50Come on.
00:27:11I'll see you at that auction.
00:27:13You'll come?
00:27:15I thought I came here to reject you, but...
00:27:17I thought wrong.
00:27:19You changed my mind, Bea.
00:27:21About everything.
00:27:25No fucking way.
00:27:30Blair Rose cheating with a guy on a scooter.
00:27:34Jack's gonna love this.
00:27:40Did you see the video?
00:27:42Can you tell me who that is?
00:27:44No, it's too dark.
00:27:46I can't believe Blair would do something like this.
00:27:49Is she cheating on me?
00:27:51Oh, come on, babe. It doesn't matter.
00:27:54Besides, you have me and all she has is some broke guy on a scooter.
00:27:57Fuck it. You're right.
00:28:00Anyways...
00:28:02Baby, you know I was excited for the auction tomorrow.
00:28:05Yeah, you wanted the...
00:28:08Taylor Burton diamond?
00:28:11I'll get it for you. I promise.
00:28:14But Blair said that she's coming.
00:28:16She's not interested in jewelry.
00:28:19That woman has no taste.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:28Everyone settle down, please. Please be seated.
00:28:31We're almost at the conclusion of our bids.
00:28:34Where is Nathan Forbes?
00:28:36I can't believe he trusted him to show up.
00:28:39Now for our very last item.
00:28:42An exquisite diamond cut by none other than Harry Winston himself.
00:28:47This item is well known as the Taylor Burton diamond.
00:28:50We will begin the bids at five million dollars.
00:28:53In my past life, I mean, the other night,
00:28:57I heard Connie raving about this diamond.
00:29:00And to think, I would have bought it to her just to make her feel better.
00:29:06I'm gonna get this.
00:29:09For my mom. I want it.
00:29:12You said you wanted to get me a wedding gift.
00:29:15And you said you didn't need anything.
00:29:18I'm sorry, babe. You know I don't ask for anything.
00:29:21But if it's out of your budget...
00:29:24Of course not.
00:29:26Five point five.
00:29:28Six million!
00:29:30If I go above seven million, it's gonna make issues for my liquidity.
00:29:35Seven million.
00:29:37All right. Going once at seven million.
00:29:41It's gonna be ours, baby.
00:29:43Going twice.
00:29:47Ten million.
00:29:59He looks unreal.
00:30:01I thought he hated events like this.
00:30:04His family's the richest in the states.
00:30:06I bet he's here to blow some cash.
00:30:08Okay. Do I hear ten point five?
00:30:14Ten five.
00:30:16Twelve.
00:30:21If Mr. Forbes wants it so badly, perhaps it's best we let him have it, Blair.
00:30:28I thought this was your wedding gift for Miss Rose.
00:30:31Going once. Going twice.
00:30:33Sold!
00:30:35The tailburn will go to Mr. Nathan Forbes for twelve million.
00:30:42But actually, this diamond belongs to Miss Rose.
00:30:48May I?
00:31:04May I?
00:31:16You see the look on his face?
00:31:18Did you two plan this? What's going on?
00:31:21I should probably go after him.
00:31:23Hey.
00:31:27So that's all I get for getting you the diamond?
00:31:29No. Of course not.
00:31:34Okay.
00:31:44That's what I came here for.
00:31:49I'm a fucking bitch!
00:31:51I don't get why Nathan Forbes would do that for Blair.
00:31:54Okay. But you know I really wanted that necklace.
00:31:56Yeah. I'm sorry I got outbid, okay?
00:31:58Okay. Well, why don't you just bid higher?
00:32:00Can you please not be a bitch too, please?
00:32:03Who the fuck knew Blair was going to want the necklace?
00:32:05Who the fuck knew Nathan was going to show up?
00:32:07And who the fuck does he think he is?
00:32:09His family gets a little bit of money,
00:32:11and he just thinks he can run this town.
00:32:13I can't believe I was going to marry such an asshole.
00:32:16So don't.
00:32:18Nathan Forbes probably heard that I was running for Congress.
00:32:22He's trying to put dirt to my name.
00:32:25Now I'm going to deal with that fucking jerk.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:42Hi, Grandma.
00:32:44You ungrateful little rat.
00:32:46You bring shame on the family name.
00:32:49There must be some kind of misunderstanding.
00:32:52I'll come over right away.
00:32:56Thanks again for the diamond. I'll pay you back.
00:32:58Pay me back for what?
00:33:00I thought that was our wedding gift.
00:33:02Well, I'm a 50-50 kind of wife.
00:33:08I mean, I can't believe she did that.
00:33:10It was insane.
00:33:12And you should have seen Jack. He was so upset.
00:33:14He was humiliating because it happened over dinner.
00:33:16How dare you humiliate Jack in front of this city's wealthiest people?
00:33:32What are you talking about?
00:33:34I was just telling Grandma how you got Nathan Forbes to stop the jack-off auction.
00:33:38I didn't do anything like that.
00:33:40Does it matter?
00:33:42Your engagement to Jack is a family matter.
00:33:45It was your grandpa's final wish.
00:33:47How dare you not respect that?
00:33:49Mom, we got here as soon as we could.
00:33:52Don't call me that.
00:33:54You don't deserve to bear the Rose name.
00:33:57Both of you.
00:33:59The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
00:34:02Especially the rotten ones.
00:34:04Mom, sorry.
00:34:06I don't know what happened, but I'm sure we can figure this out.
00:34:09Ask your daughter what happened.
00:34:12She accepted that hideous diamond from Nathan Forbes embarrassing our Jack.
00:34:18Now everyone's going to think of her as a gold digger.
00:34:22With no shame.
00:34:24Oh, if only you could be more like Connie.
00:34:28More like Connie?
00:34:31You mean more like a homewrecker?
00:34:33What?
00:34:35You're right. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
00:34:38Grandma, if I recall, you were Grandpa's mistress yourself, no?
00:34:47You watch your mouth!
00:34:49Am I wrong, Mom?
00:34:51I mean, Grandpa was married to Grandma's sister and then she had an affair with Grandpa and got pregnant with Dad.
00:34:57Is that why you two are so close? Because you were late to one another?
00:35:01We are all business minded people here, Grandma.
00:35:04Just because Jack was embarrassed doesn't mean I should turn down a free lunch.
00:35:08That is not the Rose way.
00:35:10And this necklace was worth ten million dollars.
00:35:13You telling me to turn down ten million dollars worth of assets makes me wonder if you're the one bringing shame on the Rose family name.
00:35:20You insolent brat!
00:35:23Mom, let's go.
00:35:26Get back here, you little bitch!
00:35:30Honestly, it felt good.
00:35:33Well, that woman's a menace.
00:35:35True.
00:35:47What is it?
00:35:49I don't know. I just...
00:35:51I feel like...
00:35:54I feel like you're my Blair.
00:35:57But you're not.
00:36:01Mom, we all know Grandma's a bully.
00:36:05She's always favored Connie's dad even after he died.
00:36:09She's never seen Dad as the true heir, let alone you or me.
00:36:13That's true, but you know...
00:36:16No more.
00:36:18I won't let her hurt you or us anymore.
00:36:25Come here.
00:36:28I love you.
00:36:30I love you so proud of you.
00:36:34My baby.
00:36:39Well, I'm glad you two are having a grand old time.
00:36:43But the heck did you do to my mother?
00:36:46Honey, it is not Blair's fault. It is all my...
00:36:49No, no. It is my fault, Dad.
00:36:52I called Grandma out on everything and she couldn't handle it.
00:36:55Look, Blair.
00:36:57Grandma's always had something against us.
00:37:00She thinks that if Timmy didn't die...
00:37:02I know.
00:37:09She thinks that if Uncle Timmy didn't die,
00:37:12that he would be the leader of this family, this company,
00:37:15and he would do a better job than you.
00:37:18But she's wrong.
00:37:20Just because he was her favorite doesn't mean he's any better than you.
00:37:25I guess I never realized you knew so much.
00:37:28I mean, you never really cared about family politics.
00:37:33I used to think that treating everyone who wronged us with empathy could change them.
00:37:39But I was wrong.
00:37:41It only takes away their guilt.
00:37:44It is a wonder that you know such a sad truth at 23.
00:37:48But I guess I'm glad you're realizing it early.
00:37:51Does that mean you forgive me for being the worst granddaughter in the world?
00:37:56Oh, I suppose since you are the best daughter in the world.
00:38:13What's going on?
00:38:16Miss Rose, what an honor.
00:38:18Phil would be delighted to see you.
00:38:20You're looking for Abby?
00:38:21Of course, Miss Taylor. She's fine. She's with Phil's party.
00:38:24Is she okay? I heard there was some kind of emergency.
00:38:26Oh, emergency? No, no, no. Miss Rose, everything is fine. She's over there.
00:38:32No way.
00:38:34Am I blacked out already?
00:38:36Is that really Blair Rose in my club?
00:38:46Did you see that?
00:38:47What happened? I thought you needed help.
00:38:49I do. Phil just brought a new girl to the club.
00:38:52And it's freaking Katie Marshall.
00:38:54That's like basically a national emergency itself.
00:38:57Did you bring me to the nightclub for boy trouble?
00:39:00I just dumped Phil like two months ago.
00:39:03Like the fifth time?
00:39:05Like he's already seen someone new.
00:39:07And that someone is Jack Marshall's underage sister.
00:39:10She turns 21 in like two months.
00:39:12And I said underage.
00:39:15Blair.
00:39:17What a surprise.
00:39:21Does my brother know you're clubbing without him?
00:39:24Does Jack know you're here?
00:39:26And with Nathan Forbes' best friend?
00:39:28Are you threatening me right now?
00:39:31No. Of course not. I...
00:39:33What is a prepubescent kid like you doing with Philip, huh?
00:39:36Aren't you scared that he's going to eat you alive and spit you out?
00:39:39Oh, like what he did with you?
00:39:43What?
00:39:44He told me all about it.
00:39:46That you're controlling, insecure, crazy...
00:39:53You crazy bitch!
00:39:55Ah! Blair!
00:39:57Help! Help get this bitch off me!
00:40:00Get away, B!
00:40:01I used to always take Katie's side because of Jack.
00:40:04I'm going to get a drink.
00:40:06Call her if you need me.
00:40:07Always!
00:40:08You're always going to hook me up.
00:40:10Blair, don't leave me!
00:40:12I'll tell my brother!
00:40:14I'll tell Jack!
00:40:15Ah!
00:40:21What the fuck happened?
00:40:23Babe, language.
00:40:24Why were you out in the first place?
00:40:26None of this makes any sense.
00:40:28I told you already.
00:40:30Her and Gaby get dumb on me.
00:40:32You know what you did?
00:40:34Don't play the victim here. Go look in a mirror.
00:40:37Don't fucking talk to my sister like that.
00:40:39Don't talk to my best friend like that.
00:40:42What were you doing with my baby sister?
00:40:45Did you sleep with her?
00:40:47Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:40:49Of course not.
00:40:50You said it.
00:40:51Nope, nope, nope.
00:40:52Nah, nah, never.
00:40:53I never said that.
00:40:55I was just waiting for the love of my life to take me back, alright?
00:41:02Anyway, I'm going to go back to work.
00:41:05So call for us if you guys want anything.
00:41:08All drinks on me.
00:41:10Jack, you have to do something!
00:41:12You can't just let your fiancée and her stupid friend hurt me.
00:41:19Babe, could you...
00:41:20I didn't hurt her.
00:41:22In fact, Katie started the fight.
00:41:25She hit Abby first.
00:41:27You should be thankful that I forgave her already.
00:41:31She's lying! She's obviously lying!
00:41:34Let's see who does this time, Jackass.
00:41:37I don't think Katie would start the fight.
00:41:39But you think I would lie?
00:41:41No, of course not.
00:41:43I just...
00:41:44Look, Katie is just mad that Phillip loves Abby and only Abby.
00:41:49So she hit her.
00:41:50I mean, Abby was just defending herself.
00:41:53She's lying! Don't listen to her! She's lying!
00:41:56You know I adore your sister.
00:41:58I mean, I've always had her back.
00:42:00Of course.
00:42:01So you know I love her.
00:42:03I mean, I've always had her back.
00:42:05Of course.
00:42:06So you know I wouldn't lie about something like this.
00:42:09I mean, we're about to be family.
00:42:12And if you can't trust me with something like this,
00:42:16then maybe we shouldn't get married.
00:42:20Of course I trust you.
00:42:22Katie can get hot-headed sometimes. I get it.
00:42:25But I trust you.
00:42:28Actually, babe, I was going to talk to you about something.
00:42:33In private?
00:42:35Sure. Anything.
00:42:44So you know how I'm running for Congress this year.
00:42:48While it's going well, I just...
00:42:51I realize that before I make my first move,
00:42:55I realize that before I make my first official public statement,
00:43:00I should probably rethink some big-picture items.
00:43:05Like what?
00:43:07Like hiring new staff,
00:43:10grassroots campaigns,
00:43:12getting my public image in order.
00:43:14All of that.
00:43:16Oh, so definitely not for things like partying or clothes or...
00:43:23No.
00:43:25Look, my people did some calculations.
00:43:30They determined that if you could chip in $2 million,
00:43:34it would really benefit my campaign.
00:43:36Doesn't your entire campaign cost $2 million?
00:43:40What?
00:43:43What?
00:43:45I spoke to your office.
00:43:47They said your entire campaign would cost $2 million tops.
00:43:51Do you have any funds?
00:43:56Look, I'm sure my dad could lend you $2 million as an investment.
00:44:02You know, with interest and all.
00:44:05Oh, I mean, I was kind of hoping that you would just...
00:44:10Just give you $2 million?
00:44:14Babe, why would I do that?
00:44:16Wait, did something happen?
00:44:18You used to just...
00:44:20Babe, are you okay?
00:44:24Yeah, yeah. Fine.
00:44:28You know what? Forget it.
00:44:31I'll look for the funds on my own.
00:44:34That's my man. I'm so proud of you.
00:44:44You miss me already?
00:44:47Nathan Forbes, what do you think about running for Congress?
00:44:56Why would I want to run for Congress?
00:44:58Because you've been thinking about it.
00:45:00And because you secretly care about things like gun control,
00:45:04climate change, and stray dogs, but don't show it.
00:45:07How did you know that?
00:45:09I know a lot more about you than you think, Nathan.
00:45:12Deep down, you've thought about running for Congress,
00:45:15and you actually think you can make a difference.
00:45:21I always thought of being something more than just a rich, good-for-nothing.
00:45:26But so what? Why now? I'm not ready.
00:45:30I can help you. I will help you win.
00:45:34Is that so?
00:45:37And what's in it for you, Miss Rose?
00:45:40You, hopefully.
00:45:43I mean, business-wise, of course.
00:45:47I need you to help me destroy Jack completely,
00:45:49and I want to make sure you get something in return.
00:45:52You know, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
00:45:55Really? That's it? So you just want to scratch my back?
00:46:00Nothing more?
00:46:02Nothing more. I don't think I can.
00:46:07I'm sorry, Nathan.
00:46:09It's okay. You got a deal.
00:46:12Good. Good.
00:46:14I'll have someone contact you to set up a meeting,
00:46:16but I think we should aim to announce it at my mother's birthday ball next week.
00:46:21Next week? How long have you been planning this for?
00:46:25Long enough. Do you trust me?
00:46:28Not on a scooter, but yes.
00:46:31I'll be there, Bee. Don't worry.
00:46:42How's the missus?
00:46:46Seems like I was just overthinking.
00:46:49Really was just transactional for her.
00:46:52And it's not for you?
00:46:54I'll be damned.
00:46:56The great Nathan Forbes is in love.
00:47:00Shut up and get me drunk, Karen.
00:47:08Sweetheart, this is too much.
00:47:11Your dad's going to be embarrassed.
00:47:14Don't be silly, Mom.
00:47:16Dad is going to fall in love with you all over again.
00:47:19And if he doesn't, you should file a divorce because he is lying.
00:47:23No, but really, thank you.
00:47:27Thank you for arranging all of this.
00:47:31I can't remember the last time I attended an event like this.
00:47:35Well, you're not just attending, Mom.
00:47:38This is your event. It's your birthday.
00:47:41You are the lady of this household.
00:47:43It's about time that people start acknowledging that.
00:47:51Hey, honey.
00:47:53Oh, I love you.
00:47:56I'll go check on the guests.
00:48:00There you are. Everyone's here.
00:48:03Well, everyone except for Nathan.
00:48:05I have come to learn he's always fashionably late.
00:48:09Honestly, as your best friend, I'm impressed.
00:48:12I've always thought that Nathan loved nothing and no one.
00:48:15And it seems like you have him wrapped around your fingers.
00:48:19It's just business.
00:48:21I don't think any man would do all this just to be with you.
00:48:25It's just business.
00:48:27I don't think any man would do all this just for business.
00:48:30Anyway, I need your help with something.
00:48:34Well, you and Phillip.
00:48:37You need our help? What's up?
00:48:40I need you to propose a party this weekend at Phillip's Club.
00:48:43And make sure you invite Connie.
00:48:45I'm all down for a party, but why Connie?
00:48:48And what do you need Phil to do?
00:48:56I'm going to gouge my eyes out.
00:48:59Come on.
00:49:01My God, it's Blair Rose.
00:49:03Have you seen what Jack Marshall is doing?
00:49:06I bet he's hooking up with Connie Rose.
00:49:09How can Blair be so stupid and weird?
00:49:12You can hear her.
00:49:14Don't worry.
00:49:16I'm not.
00:49:18I'm not.
00:49:20I'm not.
00:49:22Connie, don't worry.
00:49:24I'm not.
00:49:26I won't ever put myself in that position again.
00:49:32Whoa.
00:49:34Wow.
00:49:36Just wow, Blair.
00:49:38You look something else.
00:49:52Nathan?
00:50:03Nathan.
00:50:05Wait.
00:50:12Excuse me.
00:50:16Nathan, wait.
00:50:18For what?
00:50:20So I can see more of you and Jack making out?
00:50:23It's not what you think.
00:50:25What is it then?
00:50:27Because I really feel like you're playing a game that I don't understand anymore.
00:50:30Wait, are you actually mad?
00:50:33Yeah.
00:50:35Why? Isn't this a game to you?
00:50:37You're Nathan Forbes.
00:50:39And you're Blair Rose.
00:50:41You're different, all right?
00:50:43Hey.
00:50:45What are you doing here?
00:50:47To be honest, I don't know.
00:50:51Hey.
00:50:53You know that was the first time you kissed me in public?
00:50:56Oh, really?
00:50:58Why don't you say we get out of here and find someplace a little more fun?
00:51:02More fun?
00:51:04This is my mom's birthday party.
00:51:06Oh, shit.
00:51:08Oh, I'm sorry.
00:51:10You know what? I gotta go.
00:51:12Nathan, wait.
00:51:14Nathan, wait.
00:51:32If you're not careful, you'll fall, you know.
00:51:38So what? It's okay for you to just ditch your fiancee like that?
00:51:41Nathan, you can't leave yet.
00:51:43I still need you to...
00:51:51What was that for?
00:51:53I'd like to add a few clauses to this fake marriage,
00:51:56political scheme, or revenge plot,
00:51:58or whatever this is.
00:52:00What is it?
00:52:05Those lips are mine.
00:52:07And only mine.
00:52:10Nathan, I already told you...
00:52:12Look, we don't need to fall in love.
00:52:14I'll run for Congress. I'll fuck up your wedding.
00:52:17I'll marry you. I'll divorce you if you want.
00:52:19Just don't give any more of yourself to Jack Marshall.
00:52:21That's all I ask of you. Deal?
00:52:25Deal.
00:52:30And there's our lovely daughter,
00:52:33who planned all of this single-handedly.
00:52:37I am beyond grateful
00:52:39to have such a kind, loving,
00:52:42and gorgeous young woman by my side.
00:52:47Happy 45th, Mom.
00:52:54Do you really have no shame?
00:53:01Fiona, you're nearly 50,
00:53:04and you allow your daughter to throw you
00:53:06such a childish and tasteless party.
00:53:11Grandma, what are you doing here, then?
00:53:14I don't recall inviting you.
00:53:17You brat!
00:53:20See what you did?
00:53:22What kind of wife did you marry?
00:53:25What kind of daughter did you raise?
00:53:27You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:53:30You know what, Mom?
00:53:33I'm not ashamed.
00:53:36I am extremely proud of both my wife
00:53:39and my daughter.
00:53:41These two women have been better role models
00:53:43for me than you ever were.
00:53:45The only thing you ever taught me
00:53:46was to use people for my own gain.
00:53:50And these two amazing women,
00:53:54they taught me about love.
00:53:58Love?
00:54:00What's that gonna do?
00:54:02Love won't get you anywhere in life.
00:54:06I'm very sorry you feel that way, Grandma Rose.
00:54:12Who the hell are you?
00:54:14Nathan Forbes.
00:54:16I'm the youngest grandson of Thomas Forbes,
00:54:18owner of various properties in town
00:54:20that you like to frequent,
00:54:22alongside with your late husband's best friend,
00:54:24I believe.
00:54:26Well, I didn't know.
00:54:28So your family owns a couple properties.
00:54:31So what?
00:54:32No one invited you.
00:54:34So just because you have some change...
00:54:36I did.
00:54:38I invited Nathan.
00:54:42And you look absolutely magnificent tonight, Miss Rose.
00:54:47Watch it.
00:54:48This beautiful lady is with me.
00:54:50I'm making my wife go falling in love with you.
00:54:53Well, since everyone's here,
00:54:54I might as well do this now.
00:54:58I have an announcement to make.
00:55:00Oh, great.
00:55:01Nathan Forbes has an announcement,
00:55:03ladies and gentlemen.
00:55:05I'll be running for Congress.
00:55:09Jack.
00:55:10Looks like we'll be running against each other again.
00:55:13Just like we did in high school.
00:55:22I don't get it.
00:55:23I really don't get it.
00:55:25How do you get it all together so fucking fast?
00:55:27Babe, you know I don't like it when you swear.
00:55:29And I don't like it when Nathan Forbes comes after what's mine.
00:55:32First you, and now this.
00:55:38I'm sorry.
00:55:40I'm really sorry.
00:55:42I'm just...
00:55:43It wasn't supposed to be like this.
00:55:46I'm really struggling to find the funding for my campaign,
00:55:49and now Nathan is just gonna waltz in here
00:55:51and fuck everything up.
00:55:54But it's fine.
00:55:55It's fine.
00:55:56He can run against me all he wants,
00:55:59but I'm the one you're marrying.
00:56:01You're mine, right?
00:56:05Of course.
00:56:08What do you think about going to a party this weekend?
00:56:13What party?
00:56:15Abby and I were thinking about throwing you a party
00:56:18at Philips Club.
00:56:21No. No way.
00:56:22It'll be fun!
00:56:24And I think it'd be good if you and Nathan had a few drinks
00:56:27and talked things out.
00:56:30Besides, Connie will be there.
00:56:32You know, us Rose Girls never get to go out,
00:56:34and she seemed upset earlier.
00:56:39Fine.
00:56:41For you and Connie's sake.
00:56:42Yay!
00:56:43It'll be great.
00:56:48Then you go like that.
00:56:49That's so fun!
00:56:51Sit down. Pass it down.
00:56:52All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:56:54Two-shot question for my man Phillip.
00:56:58Okay.
00:57:00Have you ever cheated on Abby?
00:57:04That's not a two-shot question, man.
00:57:07Of course I haven't.
00:57:09You know what would happen if I put a finger
00:57:11on another woman while I was with her?
00:57:16Coward.
00:57:18Right.
00:57:19Two-shot question for you then, Jack.
00:57:21Have you ever cheated on Blair?
00:57:26Of course I haven't.
00:57:29I love Blair more than anything.
00:57:31I don't even see other women as women.
00:57:36That's my man.
00:57:37I hope you stick to it.
00:57:39Cheers to that.
00:57:48Guys, guys, guys, guys.
00:57:50I can't believe you're getting married.
00:57:52Cheers to you!
00:57:54I don't think you should drink.
00:57:55Cheers to us!
00:57:56Yay!
00:58:21Oh, baby.
00:58:24I got you.
00:58:25I know her, I know her.
00:58:26You got her?
00:58:28It's working.
00:58:29Jack's wasted, and it's your wasted too.
00:58:32I know.
00:58:33I'm a freaking genius.
00:58:35Oh, crap.
00:58:36B?
00:58:37B.
00:58:38Are you actually wasted?
00:58:40No.
00:58:45Oh, my God.
00:58:47Oh, my God.
00:59:01What's that?
00:59:04What?
00:59:05Nathan.
00:59:08Why did you drink so much?
00:59:09I didn't get used to this.
00:59:10No.
00:59:11I don't think I did.
00:59:14Yeah, I think I'm going to have staff clean up in here.
00:59:17Yeah, you know what?
00:59:18Go, go, go.
00:59:19I think I'll come with you.
00:59:20We should go to our usual spot.
00:59:23Stop it.
00:59:29That bastard's going to get fucked today.
00:59:31More ways than one.
00:59:34What could she plan to do and I haven't come up with?
00:59:36I have two men on standby.
00:59:38One's posing as a driver who's going to take him to a room
00:59:40where I have cameras set up at every single angle.
00:59:42Hey.
00:59:45That's disgusting.
00:59:46Yeah.
00:59:47Nathan, Blair's puking and she's actually drunk.
00:59:49I think she wants you to take her home.
00:59:56Who?
00:59:57Nathan?
01:00:02Can we go home now?
01:00:04You want to come home?
01:00:06With me?
01:00:07Yeah.
01:00:12Let's go.
01:00:20Thank you for everything.
01:00:38Oh.
01:00:43Oh, where am I?
01:00:50Oh, crap.
01:00:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00:56I did not lose my virginity to Nathan Forbes.
01:01:00I did not lose my virginity to him.
01:01:04I did not lose my virginity to Nathan Forbes.
01:01:12What did you do to me?
01:01:14Well, good morning to you too.
01:01:16Don't smile.
01:01:17This isn't funny.
01:01:18What did you do to me?
01:01:20Why don't you ask what you did to me last night?
01:01:22I wasn't the one that was blacked out drunk last night.
01:01:24Miss Rose, would you like some breakfast?
01:01:27Yes, please.
01:01:30I woke up in this.
01:01:32And I was not wearing this last night.
01:01:35No, you weren't.
01:01:37So...
01:01:39So?
01:01:41Did we...
01:01:43No, B.
01:01:45I wouldn't want to do that while you're so drunk you couldn't even move.
01:01:49Well, how did I change?
01:01:52Did you change me?
01:01:54She did.
01:01:56Duh.
01:01:59Would it be so bad if me and you hooked up?
01:02:01Would that just be the end of your world?
01:02:03No.
01:02:04I mean, yes.
01:02:06I mean, it didn't work.
01:02:08Last night's plan.
01:02:10Please, don't tell me.
01:02:12I have the worst hangover in the world, really.
01:02:14Yeah, it worked.
01:02:16Jack took Connie to a hotel, caught them on tape.
01:02:18All of it.
01:02:21I gotta say, I give it a watch.
01:02:24Jack's not much to look at.
01:02:27You don't have to watch it, you know.
01:02:30It's just evidence, and we have it now.
01:02:33All right?
01:02:35I just...
01:02:38In my past life, all my life,
01:02:42I thought Jack loved me.
01:02:45I thought he loved me.
01:02:49I thought he loved me, only me,
01:02:51and would keep it that way.
01:02:54Is that why you never looked at me?
01:02:57What?
01:02:59If I were your boyfriend, Blair,
01:03:02if I had the chance of even dreaming of marrying you,
01:03:06I would love you, and only you,
01:03:09forever.
01:03:13Nathan, I...
01:03:16Hello?
01:03:18Hey, baby.
01:03:20Where are you?
01:03:22I'm outside.
01:03:24I know.
01:03:25I called a home, and you weren't there.
01:03:27Did you not get home last night?
01:03:29Uh, I drank too much,
01:03:32and I stayed at Abby's.
01:03:34Oh, really? Because I thought...
01:03:36What about you?
01:03:37You didn't go home last night, either.
01:03:40Yeah, I just got shit-faced last night.
01:03:43Yeah, I just got shit-faced, and I had to stop somewhere on the way home.
01:03:46Uh, anyway, how much to, like,
01:03:48ten days to the wedding?
01:03:50Eleven.
01:03:52Our wedding is eleven days away.
01:03:54Right. Yeah.
01:03:56Um, and I was thinking
01:03:58that we should move it up to this weekend.
01:04:01I just can't wait to marry you,
01:04:03and move it all along.
01:04:05What do you think?
01:04:07That sounds great.
01:04:10I have everything I need.
01:04:14Are you ready?
01:04:17To marry me?
01:04:27Are you sure you want to do this?
01:04:30More than anything I've done in my life.
01:04:37What are you wearing?
01:04:39I'm so sorry.
01:04:41I accidentally spilled something all over my bridesmaid's dress,
01:04:43and this is all Jack and I could find.
01:04:46What were you doing with Jack on my wedding day?
01:04:48We were just talking.
01:04:50You know, we're close, like family.
01:04:55It's fine. Is everyone ready?
01:04:57Yeah, you can go out now.
01:05:07No matter what happens,
01:05:09I support you.
01:05:11Thanks.
01:05:13We'll need it.
01:05:17I'm sorry for what's about to happen.
01:05:19What are you talking about, honey?
01:05:21I've never been prouder of you.
01:05:23I hope you can still say that in bed.
01:05:26What do you mean?
01:05:28Remember how I told you
01:05:30I'm not marrying Jack,
01:05:32and I'm going to marry someone else?
01:05:34Honey, I'm literally
01:05:36walking you down the aisle
01:05:38with Jack Marshall right now.
01:05:40Just trust me.
01:05:42Okay.
01:06:01Take care of my princess.
01:06:03Of course, Mr. Rose.
01:06:05Or can I call you Dad now?
01:06:07And since we're family from today,
01:06:09I just want you to know you can trust me.
01:06:23Is anyone going to tell us what's going on?
01:06:27What's going on?
01:06:29Why is everyone looking at their phones?
01:06:31Nothing could be more important
01:06:33than our wedding right now.
01:06:36Baby, tell me I'm your favorite.
01:06:38Of course you're my favorite.
01:06:40You're the one and only Ky Baby.
01:06:45What about Blair?
01:06:47Fuck Blair.
01:06:49Actually, no.
01:06:51Fuck you.
01:06:53Come on, fuck you.
01:06:59Mr. Rose, I just...
01:07:01Shut up!
01:07:03Calm down.
01:07:05It's not what it looks like.
01:07:07Blair, I swear.
01:07:09Really? Then what is it?
01:07:12It was her.
01:07:14Connie Rose, she drugged me.
01:07:20She drugged you?
01:07:22Yes. That night.
01:07:24After the party, she put something in my drink.
01:07:27I don't remember anything after the club.
01:07:29She must have taken me to a random hotel
01:07:32and had her way with me.
01:07:34Fuck Blair?
01:07:36Is that something you'd say when you were drugged?
01:07:38That's something I'd only say if I was drugged.
01:07:41How could I say that to someone like you
01:07:43if I was in my right mind?
01:07:45Think about it, Baby. Think about it with your head!
01:07:47Great.
01:07:51Jack Marshall,
01:07:53I loved you so deeply
01:07:55and devotedly for so many years.
01:07:58I really did.
01:08:00Me too. Me too.
01:08:02I loved you the same.
01:08:04No more.
01:08:07I promise, this thing will never happen again.
01:08:10That was a mistake made under the influence.
01:08:13In fact, guards!
01:08:15Take this shameless whore, Connie Rose,
01:08:18far away from here!
01:08:20I never want to see her in our lives again!
01:08:23That's enough!
01:08:25You've done enough here today.
01:08:28Come on, Connie.
01:08:29No, he's lying!
01:08:31Blair, I swear he started it!
01:08:34Will you forgive me?
01:08:36Blair, I swear on my family,
01:08:38it's always been you
01:08:40and just you.
01:08:44I'll forgive you.
01:08:48If you kneel.
01:08:51I'll forgive you.
01:08:53If you kneel.
01:08:54What?
01:08:55If you get on your knees and beg me,
01:08:57I'll forgive you.
01:09:00I'll do anything for you, Blair.
01:09:05Blair Rose,
01:09:07I'm sorry I drank too much
01:09:09and was drugged by your delusional cousin.
01:09:12I cannot believe you're still blaming Connie.
01:09:14But I swear,
01:09:16nothing like this will ever happen again
01:09:19if you forgive me and take me as your husband.
01:09:26I'll forgive you, Jack.
01:09:28But I won't forget
01:09:30everything you've done to me, Jack.
01:09:32Behind my back
01:09:34and right under my nose.
01:09:41What the fuck?
01:09:43You bitch!
01:09:45That's your true colors!
01:09:46That's who you really are!
01:09:49Well, who the fuck is gonna marry you instead, huh?
01:09:53Who's gonna take you off this fucking altar
01:09:55if not me?
01:09:57All you are now is a big fucking joke!
01:10:01Who the fuck
01:10:03is going to marry a dumb bitch like you?
01:10:09I'll have her.
01:10:19I'll marry her any day.
01:10:23I'll marry her any day.
01:10:25Nathan Forbes!
01:10:28What the fuck are you doing here?
01:10:31I'm here to rescue my future wife.
01:10:39Blair Rose,
01:10:41the most fearless, interesting,
01:10:44and beautiful woman I've ever met
01:10:46in my entire life.
01:10:49Will you marry me?
01:10:53This is fucking bullshit!
01:10:57Yes.
01:10:59Yes!
01:11:08Kiss, kiss, kiss!
01:11:18What do you two think you're doing?
01:11:24Do you think marriage is a joke?
01:11:27You think it's child's play?
01:11:29I don't understand.
01:11:31You think you can marry somebody one day
01:11:33and marry somebody else the next?
01:11:36I don't think that,
01:11:38but that's what Connie thinks of my marriage.
01:11:41Perhaps you should ask her, Grandma.
01:11:44Connie and Jack are young.
01:11:46Young people make mistakes,
01:11:48especially in love.
01:11:50But marriage is so much more than that.
01:11:53You're right. Marriage is commitment.
01:11:56It's partnership. It's companionship.
01:11:59It's honesty and trust.
01:12:01And Jack broke all of that.
01:12:03So you think I should just be okay
01:12:05with you marrying Nathan Forbes?
01:12:08All of a sudden, he doesn't even have a job.
01:12:17This is the latest congressional poll, Grandma Rose.
01:12:21As you can see, after the Taylor Burden Diamond incident,
01:12:25and, well, today's event went viral,
01:12:29Nathan has the undeniable lead.
01:12:32He's going to be a congressman in no time.
01:12:37And Jack?
01:12:39He'll be a nobody for the rest of his life.
01:12:47Now, let's finish what we started.
01:12:59This is my wedding venue that I paid for.
01:13:03And that makes Nathan Forbes an unwelcome guest.
01:13:07You want to crash my wedding? Fine.
01:13:10But you're going to pay for it.
01:13:13Fine. But you're going to pay for it.
01:13:16Guard!
01:13:19You're making a mistake.
01:13:21Beat him up!
01:13:23Do you not want to keep your job?
01:13:26What do you mean?
01:13:28Check the news.
01:13:30My name is Nathan Forbes.
01:13:32I just made the biggest donation to this church in all of its history.
01:13:36The church and its congregation will never have to worry again.
01:13:39There's no way.
01:13:41You couldn't possibly donate.
01:13:43Oh, shit.
01:13:44It's true. He's the biggest and most important donor.
01:13:48I'm sorry. What do you want me to do?
01:13:51How about you get rid of this eyesore for all of us
01:13:54and maybe give a little common sense into him too while you're at it, huh?
01:13:58You can't do this to me.
01:14:00Blair, do something!
01:14:04You bitch!
01:14:12I don't know how I didn't see him before,
01:14:14but if dying a terrible death means I get to walk down the aisle to him,
01:14:20even if it's pretend,
01:14:23then it's worth it.
01:14:26We are all gathered here to witness and celebrate
01:14:30the whole reunion of Blair Rose and Mr...
01:14:34and Mr...
01:14:36Nathan Forbes.
01:14:37Mr. Nathan Forbes!
01:14:41Do you, Nathan Forbes,
01:14:43take Blair to be your wife,
01:14:45to love her, to cherish her,
01:14:48to nurture her and support her
01:14:51till death do you part?
01:14:53I do.
01:14:55Do you, Blair Rose,
01:14:57take Nathan to be your husband,
01:14:59to love him and cherish him,
01:15:03to love him and cherish him,
01:15:06nurture him and support him
01:15:09till death do you part?
01:15:11I do.
01:15:13Then I am honored to pronounce you
01:15:17husband and wife.
01:15:23You may now kiss the bride.
01:15:34That's a girl.
01:15:47I can't believe we just did that.
01:15:50Nathan, we just did that.
01:15:53What exactly did we do?
01:15:56We showed him.
01:15:58I mean, everything was resolved and I...
01:16:02I don't know.
01:16:06I just married you, Blair Rose.
01:16:10I mean, yeah,
01:16:12that was some Oscar-worthy acting back there.
01:16:16There was no acting.
01:16:19I meant every word I said.
01:16:24I know Jack scared you.
01:16:26He was the only person you've ever loved.
01:16:28And so you think love is scary.
01:16:32Do you know why I like to ride scooters?
01:16:35Because when we were in high school,
01:16:38I crashed my Maserati on the first day of junior year.
01:16:41I remember. So?
01:16:44So the next day, as a punishment,
01:16:47my parents made me ride an electric scooter to school.
01:16:50And then I saw you at the gate.
01:16:54You looked at me,
01:16:56then at the scooter,
01:16:58and you said,
01:17:00What is this?
01:17:02You looked at me and you laughed, Blair Rose.
01:17:06And ever since then,
01:17:08I've rode around,
01:17:10waiting for the day that you'd see me again.
01:17:27I have to tell you something.
01:17:29What?
01:17:31I've never done this before.
01:17:39I'll give you your best first time.
01:17:50Best second time.
01:17:52And your best every time after that.