1980s nerds, beware! Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the most epic cinematic wedgies.
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00:00Wedgie!
00:06It's a wedgie!
00:30What is going on? What is going on?
00:32Let go of me!
00:34Nerds!
00:36You put me down!
00:38What is going on?
00:40You know!
00:44You know it!
00:46Ow!
00:48Ha ha ha!
00:50Ah!
00:58Ah!
01:00Ah!
01:02Ah!
01:04Ah!
01:10Ah!
01:12Ah!
01:14Ah!
01:20Wedgie!
01:22Yeah!
01:24Ah!
01:26Santa?
01:30Ah, geez.
01:34Is that your underwear?
01:38I'm just here to say I'm sorry to the little guy fellas, I swear.
01:40If I give myself a wedgie, will you believe me then?
01:50Okay.
01:56Glad we could work that out.
02:10Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:26Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs.
02:30Ah!
02:32Ah!
02:34Ah!
02:38Ah!
02:40Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:46And I don't ever
02:48want to have this conversation
02:50again!
02:52Oh! How's that?
02:54I can't
02:56breathe.
02:58Honey, this is just
03:00not going to work. I'm sorry.
03:02Of course not, you're wearing the wrong underwear.
03:04Ah!
03:06Is that better?
03:10I can taste the leather.
03:12If we fall in there, we will die, period.
03:14My underwear's so far
03:16from my house, I can taste it.
03:18I hear that.
03:20Welcome to the party!
03:26It's so nice to see you all here.
03:28I'm so proud
03:30of you! You've taken to
03:32sin with such minimal
03:34prompting.
03:36Have you ever tried putting with a wedgie?
03:38A wedgie?
03:40Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's great, it's great.
03:42All the pros are doing it. Would you like me
03:44to show you? Yeah.
03:46See, what you do is you just
03:48take your normal stance like you're gonna
03:50putt the ball. Yeah, just like that.
03:52You never putt it with a wedgie? No.
03:54You just take your stance
03:56and then
03:58just, it's a wedgie!
04:02Try putting with that
04:04crammed up your crack!
04:06Just call me
04:08angel
04:10of the morning
04:12angel
04:14Just touch my cheek
04:16before you leave me
04:18baby
04:20Just call me angel
04:22of the morning
04:25Excuse us,
04:27dude, but your shoes
04:29are untied.
04:39Boys, wedgie!
04:54Woo-hoo!
04:56Woo-hoo!
04:58Woo-hoo!
05:00Woo-hoo!
05:02Woo-hoo!
05:04Hey, mister!
05:06You got the time?
05:08As a matter of fact, I do, Cubby.
05:12You wanna take him?
05:14Look at that!
05:16It's exactly two seconds before I
05:18honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head.
05:25Oh!
05:27Ha-ha!
05:29You guys okay?
05:31Yeah.
05:33He wanted a little bag of bones to scare me.
05:35Wedgie!
05:37It goes fast, buddy!
05:39Ow, my ass!
05:41Brenda, do something! Okay!
05:45I thought I was your best friend!
05:47Wes!
05:49I'm gonna miss you, girl!
05:51Grab my gun!
05:54Ow!
06:08Get away, you butthead!
06:20Marvelous! Just marvelous!
06:22We just don't have fun like this
06:24back at Sadakachia!
06:26Do you have any idea
06:28how disrespectful that is?
06:30Boy,
06:32I wouldn't give a squirt of piss
06:34for your ass right now.
06:52Ha-ha!
07:04Oh!
07:10Oh!
07:12Oh!
07:16Disqualified!
07:18Disqualified.
07:20This isn't gonna work!
07:22Am I?
07:26What's gonna happen here?
07:30I don't know, but it's not
07:32what's going to be intended.
07:34I'm Rob himself, and I'm a complete
07:36f***ing idiot.
07:48You
07:52You
07:54You
07:56You