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00:00We will now open the Meta Ballet!
00:14I'm the manager, Nanbara Kiyotaka.
00:18I'm the vice-manager, Jinnai.
00:21You're the vice-manager, but what's your position?
00:23I'm an employee.
00:24Oh, you're an employee.
00:25What's your position, Junior?
00:28I'm an old man from the neighborhood.
00:30He's a comedian.
00:32That's convincing.
00:34First, we have the man who can't stop making jokes,
00:36Tokyo Shabekuri Manzai-shi.
00:44Hello!
00:50I like saunas.
00:52When I went to the sauna,
00:54there was a guy who went into the water bath without taking a shower.
00:59What?
01:01Because he likes it.
01:03He's a bit like that.
01:05If there's a guy like that, can you control him?
01:07I heard you can.
01:10The sauna is hot.
01:12I don't want to take a shower, so I'll just go in.
01:16Hey!
01:17You're not taking a shower.
01:18What?
01:19You're not taking a shower.
01:20It's a nuisance.
01:21I don't have any evidence.
01:23I'm filming a movie.
01:24Don't film a movie in the bathroom.
01:27It's a nuisance.
01:28It's a nuisance.
01:29It's none of your business.
01:32It's none of my business.
01:33What's your problem?
01:34What are you doing?
01:35It's none of your business.
01:36You're not taking a shower.
01:37You're not taking a shower.
01:38You're not taking a shower.
01:39Hey!
01:40I'm naked.
01:43Listen to me.
01:45I'm not wearing a belt. I'm naked.
01:47I'm not wearing a belt. I'm naked.
01:48Don't be silly.
01:50You look funny after throwing your bell in the air.
01:53Being funny is a nice thing,
01:55but it's no use being the funny one.
01:56but it's no use being the funny one.
01:59You can be funny just by being picked.
02:01Being picked is scary though.
02:04The sauna is naked.
02:05The sauna is naked.
02:06You don't want to take a shower.
02:08That's right.
02:11That's right.
02:12Don't look at me with a right eye.
02:14Don't look at me with a right eye.
02:16Shit, I'm your ass. You're a T. What a tricky way to look at it.
02:21What is that?
02:23It's the Tross Almond Kubota-san's detergent for when he's solo.
02:25I'll do it! I'll do it!
02:28I'm done with this. It's hot!
02:30I'm done with this! I'm not going to play anymore. I'm going to the bath!
02:33Hey! You're not going to play?
02:35I'm not going to play!
02:36You're not going to play?
02:37It's a nuisance.
02:38I'm not going to play!
02:39It's a nuisance.
02:40You're not going to play?
02:41I'm not going to play!
02:42It's not good!
02:43I'm not going to play!
02:44If you want to play, this is how you do it.
02:47I'm naked!
02:49I said, snap!
02:51I said, snap!
02:54Don't grab my underwear!
02:56I'm naked and bright!
02:58I'm bright!
03:00Like Akiko Wada when she's in high spirits!
03:04I'm bright. That's good, but I'm bright.
03:07If you don't get it, go home.
03:10Thanks. Don't go home.
03:12He's the only one, but I'm Chuntaro, so if he's the only one...
03:16Chuntaro.
03:17It means to be quiet, really.
03:19Don't mess with me.
03:20Disband, disband.
03:21Disband.
03:22Disband, you know, disband.
03:23Like Wagyu?
03:24Yeah, like Wagyu.
03:26Disband.
03:27Like Amaco Intai?
03:28Disband.
03:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:30Like Obon Gobon Shisho?
03:31Obon Gobon Shisho hasn't disbanded yet.
03:33I can't tie my tie at all.
03:37I can talk, and I can tie my tie.
03:40So there are two things.
03:42I can't tie my tie at all.
03:44But you did like this,
03:45I didn't do that.
03:47It's bright, but it's dark.
03:49It's not bright.
03:50End, the end.
03:56The second place runner-up.
03:59Oh
04:29I
04:59Know
05:29That they didn't agree
05:36Don't mean you come out it's got a mother don't mean nothing. I told I didn't want to get out of it
05:40Oh, they know what I eat. I don't know what I got on me. Not my new order. I'm gonna send it
05:44I know you think that they didn't do this
05:48Yeah, I
05:50Don't know you both on me. No sense. I read about you. Oh, yeah. Oh my god
05:54I
06:24Thought that no good in Germany, my mother's or so the Sarna or no hoda get on a tacos get a mini money
06:29Not gonna. I got that a corner on the no honey. Oh, they don't be no cook up either. Okay, man
06:33Take it easy on you. I don't know zombie. You can't let that zombie not so good. I don't mind that go zombie
06:41Boy
06:45The much of a desert go zombie
06:47Oh
07:17My
07:26Son some of the more Neta Parade a zombie no honest you'll still be here. I mean this you've got to know you meet it
07:31You don't know Neta Parade a zombie no honest you'll still be here. I mean you got to know you meet it
07:35Oh, do you go to the horror? Don't you know more yoku night? They show?
07:41Nani
07:47I
08:18You
08:28What does she know Jumoto Teppan Messi
08:34You look at the camera
08:37You so Christy that I can't say
08:39Yes, my son. Hi, you are. What is I don't know. Hi, you know, I'm the show got it
08:44Okay, Tokyo, Tono, Alakazam machiya Tito got you seenなんですけど僕の地元てっぱん飯はこちらです
08:52したし人は絶対ついていく超ワイルドめんたいもちチーズぼんじゃです
08:59したまちなんで
09:01なんか月島が有名なんですけどね一説によると
09:05machiya がそもそもあの発祥の地なんじゃないかという小説あるよね
09:10テレビで言うと揉めるやつだ
09:14笑ってくれないとこなんだよ
09:17カルイナ
09:21カルイ県内こちらはこれですねはまさく
09:25会館でこれ
09:26歴史があるんだよなチェーンがとも4分
09:28星たし人ついていくっていうことはゴミはもうもちろんついててもらったの
09:318中学2年生ぐらいの時に連れて行ってもらってその帰りのコンビニで暴走族に絡まれました
09:40やな思い出やなしたままそうですね地元の友達とかよくあの行くんですけど
09:45あのめんたいもちチーズもんじゃがクセになる味で多分出しがねすごく美味しくて
09:51特徴的これがちょっとあの優しい出しなんですよ
09:55なのでソースはちょっとたっぷり目に行ってシューも行くんでそう焼き方なんですけど見てください
09:59そのままいきますもう
10:02持っているとても作らないですね
10:06必要ないですも待ち合わせもんじゃどうなつ上にねそうそう
10:10これの方がもう手間なくすぐに完成して食べられる
10:15もうだからキャベツとかももう刻まれてるんですよね細かく
10:19カレーもんじゃとかはまあ聞いたことありますかねこれとかももう
10:23あああああああ
10:25マイヤこれこれもんじゃやっぱりおせんべいカリカリになったおせんべいを食べる
10:30食べ物なんですけれどもこっちのがおせんべい作りやすい
10:34ちょっと高下的なやつはい
10:37これお店の人に聞いたところ
10:39あの昔もんじゃがこう駄菓子屋さんで大きなこの鉄板でみんなでつつきながら食べてたから
10:46あの知らない人に取られないように土手を作ってたと
10:50わー
10:51なので皆さんは友達とかでまぁまぁ知り合いと行くんで土手を作る必要がもうないんですよ
10:57あ そうなんだよ 土手作らなくて味は別に遜色ない
11:00これはまぁでも諸説ありますけど
11:02合うんかい
11:03笑っていいんだ笑っていいんだ笑っていいんだ
11:05明るい明るいな
11:07明るいね
11:07ちょっと怖いな
11:09じゃパンチお願いします
11:10はいパンチを頂きです
11:11誰だっけ誰だっけ
11:12えチャンスチャチャチャンスパンチを頂きですよろしく
11:16すぐ終わるからねー
11:18Oh, that's good.
11:20Then hurry up and do it.
11:22Hurry up and do it.
11:24Here it is.
11:26Yakushima's power food
11:28to boost your luck.
11:30Tobio ramen.
11:32You're from Yakushima?
11:34I was born and raised
11:36in Tokyo.
11:38My dad was originally
11:40born and raised in Yakushima.
11:42When I told him I wanted to be a comedian,
11:44he said, okay.
11:46I'm going back to Yakushima and
11:48living a second life.
11:50That's the kind of life I'm living.
11:52I moved to Yakushima and
11:54spent 13 years making it.
11:56I live in my own log house.
11:58That's where I'm from.
12:00This?
12:02Your dad made this
12:04all by himself?
12:06It took me 13 years.
12:08Isn't there anyone who can
12:10take a picture of their family?
12:12It's okay.
12:14No matter how many times you look at it,
12:16it doesn't come out.
12:18It stands out.
12:22That's why Junior
12:24came to Yakushima
12:26a little before
12:28the log house was built.
12:30I'm going to make a signboard.
12:32On the signboard,
12:34can you write
12:36something?
12:38You're good at big letters.
12:40That's too much.
12:42If you give it to me,
12:44it's a flip of a wooden board
12:46from thousands of years ago.
12:48I thought it was a flip.
12:50It's a great flip.
12:52This is it.
12:54This?
12:56Mr. Sugita wrote it for me.
12:58It's really good.
13:00I'm still going,
13:02so I'd like you to come to Yakushima.
13:04I'd like to introduce
13:06this Tobio ramen in Yakushima.
13:08This is it.
13:10It takes 18 minutes by car from the log house.
13:12It's called Restaurant Cafe Yakushima.
13:14I'd like you to eat this Tobio ramen.
13:16Tobio ramen?
13:18This is it.
13:20There's a whole fish in it.
13:22It's cheap.
13:24It's not a joke.
13:26Tobio is a famous restaurant in Yakushima.
13:28It's been around for a year.
13:30It's the best fish in Japan.
13:32It's fried,
13:34so you can eat
13:36all the wings and heads.
13:38It's amazing.
13:40Did you just eat it as it is?
13:44The bottom is either sea or oil.
13:46Can you eat it as it is?
13:48Can you eat it as it is?
13:50It tastes like soy sauce based on pork bone.
13:52It's amazing.
13:54I'll cut it in half and eat it.
13:56It was flying until a while ago, wasn't it?
14:00Add cabbage.
14:02Add seaweed.
14:04It's a unique ramen.
14:06Add green onions.
14:12Add Tobio eggs.
14:14You can get a lot of Tobio.
14:16For those who want to eat it more easily,
14:20add wasabi.
14:24It's like a turtle.
14:26What is it like a sea turtle?
14:28It's unique.
14:30Yakushima is famous for sea turtle eggs.
14:32I want to eat it as it is,
14:34but I feel like I'm going to get lost.
14:36When should I eat Tobio?
14:38Should I eat it first?
14:40I think you should eat it first.
14:42I'll eat Tobio first.
14:44I'll eat Tobio first.
14:46I'll eat Tobio first.
14:48I'll eat Tobio first.
14:50It's delicious.
14:52Next, Machine Guns.
14:54I'm from Sapporo, Hokkaido.
14:56This is my local restaurant.
14:58This is my local restaurant.
15:00I want to eat it for hours.
15:02I want to eat it for hours.
15:04I want to eat it raw.
15:10I ate it this week.
15:12I ate it this week.
15:20It was very delicious.
15:22It was very delicious.
15:24I've been to Hokkaido dozens of times.
15:26I've been to Hokkaido dozens of times.
15:28I want to eat that.
15:32I still don't know what North Man is.
15:34I still don't know what North Man is.
15:36There is no such thing as North Man in Japan.
15:48It's basically what I just said.
15:52This is the SENSHU AN restaurant.
15:54This is the SENSHU AN restaurant.
15:56There is a famous local snack called Northman in Hokkaido.
16:02This is a nostalgic package.
16:04Northman is made by wrapping red bean paste in a crispy pie crust.
16:09It's a little less sweet and everyone likes it.
16:13This is replaced with a fresh Northman with fresh cream.
16:19This looks delicious.
16:22This is cute.
16:23This is cute.
16:25Do you want to cool this and eat it?
16:28Yes, I cool it in the refrigerator and take it home on the plane.
16:30This is delicious.
16:34I can't buy this now, so I buy it side by side.
16:38I can't buy this at the airport, so I buy it when I find it.
16:44This is popular.
16:45When I opened the refrigerator today, Northman was in it.
16:50I was going to eat it when I got home today.
16:53Northman is now in the entertainment world.
16:56Can you pick up Northman?
16:58This is a replacement Northman for my hometown Northman.
17:03This is popular.
17:05There are only two stores, DAIMARUTEN and this store.
17:07Is that so?
17:09Northman is only in the airport.
17:13I will give this to NANPARA.
17:15Please give this to NANPARA.
17:18Please give this to NANPARA.
17:21I have prepared the restaurant and cafe's TOBIYO RAMEN introduced by PUNCH HAMASAKI today.
17:34Only those who answer the quiz correctly can eat this.
17:38PUNCH HAMASAKI.
17:39What is the character written by JUNIOR on the log house of PUNCH HAMASAKI's home?
17:441. CHI-CHA-CHASU.
17:462. CHA-CHA-CHASU.
17:483. CHA-CHA-CHASU.
17:49Is that correct?
17:52If you look at the VTR, you can see the correct answer.
17:54Please show me the correct answer.
18:00The correct answer is 3.
18:03CHA-CHA-CHA-CHASU.
18:05This is the most interesting way to say it now.
18:09Please don't say such a thing.
18:14The correct answer is 2.
18:17CHA-CHA-CHASU.
18:20ITADAKIMASU.
18:23What do you eat first?
18:24I eat TOBIYO RAMEN first.
18:27I will get injured if I eat this.
18:30This is hard to eat.
18:33It's like eating a fancy pasta at a bar.
18:37This is crispy.
18:38This is delicious.
18:41This is delicious.
18:42This is delicious.
18:44This is delicious.
18:47This is delicious.
18:49This is delicious.
18:52This is natural.
18:54This goes well with wasabi.
18:58This goes well with wasabi.
19:00You are a turtle.
19:02MASAYA is a turtle.
19:03This is a cave.
19:05This is a cave.
19:06I hate to raise my hand when I eat.
19:08I can't do this.
19:10I can't do this.
19:12I hate to raise my hand when I eat.
19:13I hate to raise my hand when I eat.
19:16I hate SEIJI.
19:19Please spoil it.
19:22I hate SEIJI in the evening of FUJI TV.
19:26This is the second runner-up, MANZAISHI MIZUKUHA.
19:30Please come in.
19:32Thank you very much.
19:36Thank you very much.
19:39This is the first runner-up.
19:43You were amazing at that time.
19:44I forgot to say that.
19:47You go to various places in Japan.
19:50I go to various places in Japan.
19:51You sometimes talk to me.
19:53I have.
19:55Old ladies are strange.
19:58There are many strange old ladies.
20:00You shake hands with me.
20:07I'm a big fan.
20:08I'm a big fan.
20:10Please tell me your name.
20:11I'm not a fan.
20:13I'm not a fan.
20:16Why do you like me?
20:18Please tell me your name.
20:19There are strange old ladies.
20:21I don't like you.
20:27Where are you going?
20:29I'm going somewhere.
20:30Don't go there.
20:33You talk to me.
20:35I don't understand.
20:38What is the song?
20:38I don't understand.
20:42I don't understand.
20:45Who is an old lady?
20:47You are not a strange old lady.
20:48I felt bad.
20:52It is difficult to talk to you.
20:54I don't like people.
20:57I don't want to talk to you.
20:59I don't want to talk to you.
21:02You are very angry.
21:04I don't want to talk to you.
21:06I don't want to talk to you.
21:09Do you know Yahoo?
21:12Do you know?
21:13You can ask questions on Yahoo.
21:14You can answer questions on Yahoo.
21:16You wrote bad things about us.
21:20You wrote bad things about us.
21:22You wrote bad things about us.
21:26We don't say bad things.
21:28We write bad things.
21:31I'm angry.
21:33I hate machine guns.
21:36What do you think?
21:37Shut up.
21:38What are you talking about?
21:40You can't ask questions on Yahoo.
21:42The answer is obvious.
21:43I agree with the best answer.
21:46Shut up.
21:48Where are you getting along?
21:49You are a strange friend.
21:51This is also a great question.
21:53Is machine guns interesting?
21:55I saw everything, but everything was not interesting.
21:58You saw everything.
22:01You saw more than me.
22:02You are a fan.
22:04This is also a great question.
22:05I like you.
22:07You are noisy.
22:09You look proud.
22:11I like you.
22:12You don't say what you like.
22:13You don't say what you like.
22:15You don't have a reason to like me.
22:18I'm angry.
22:18I want you to ask machine guns on TV.
22:20You are asking what to do.
22:22I have to see this.
22:24The answer is obvious.
22:26The power of one or two people is not great.
22:28If you call 100 people on the Internet, the TV station will move.
22:33Stop it.
22:35What are you trying to do?
22:37Why are you trying to move the TV station?
22:38What are you going to do if this is true?
22:40What is it?
22:41I have a question.
22:44Is there really two people in machine guns?
22:48As far as I can see, one is thin.
22:51One is in the middle.
22:52One is fat.
22:54There are five people.
22:54That's strange.
22:56Who is here?
22:58I thought it was a combination.
22:59That's right.
23:00I thought it was the same structure as SHINJUKU CHO.
23:01There are five people.
23:03I don't understand.
23:05Please give me an answer.
23:07That's the worst time.
23:10I think you saw it on February 13th.
23:13There is no one in the middle now.
23:15One person is thin.
23:16Two people are fat.
23:17That's why I'm scared.
23:19There are still people here.
23:21There are still people here.
23:23What does fat mean?
23:25There are people who are fat.
23:27I'm angry.
23:29I don't like to raise my hand after a punch.
23:32Is this true?
23:34How many times have you done it?
23:35It's funny to raise your hand.
23:37It's strange if you lower your hand.
23:39I don't understand.
23:40I don't understand.
23:42I think I'm going to jump.
23:43I think I'm going to jump.
23:46What is that?
23:47It's okay to jump once.
23:50Please read the last part.
23:51Machine guns is very interesting.
23:53Both of you are cool.
23:54I don't think there is such a combination.
23:55I will continue to support you.
23:56I love you all my life.
23:59I wrote this.
24:01I wrote this.
24:02Let's go home.
24:03Thank you very much.
24:08I'm scared.
24:08I can see five people.
24:11It's like CHO SHIN-JUKU.
24:13Are there really two people in the middle?
24:17There are people who look like CHO SHIN-JUKU.
24:21There are three people now.
24:23Are there three people now?
24:25Can you see it?
24:26I can't see it.
24:28I thought there were two people.
24:29I'm scared.