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00:00Good evening, it's time for Hakken Rakuchaku.
00:09Today is Ma-san's big self-reflection session!
00:15Yay! Good morning, I'm Ma-san!
00:18Good evening, everyone! I'm the super idol, Ma-san!
00:22Nice to meet you, I'm Ma-san! Yay, yay, yay!
00:25Is that all?
00:27Nice to meet you!
00:29Are you looking for candy from the powder?
00:33No, no!
00:35I've been doing super idol make-up for TV shows, and this is the result.
00:41So you're using potato starch?
00:42No, I'm not!
00:43I'm not a self-sufficiency...
00:45No, I'm not!
00:46I'm not a self-sufficiency...
00:48You're in good shape.
00:51Before, we broadcasted Ma-san's Miracle Stage on the show.
00:57There's a rumor that you've been getting carried away.
01:02Is there anything you regret?
01:06I don't think there's anything I regret.
01:10I see.
01:14Nice to meet you.
01:15Nice to meet you.
01:17Can you tell us what you've been up to?
01:21I've been getting carried away.
01:26You've been getting carried away?
01:27Yes.
01:28When I checked my schedule, I asked if it was open.
01:31First, I asked if it was a TV show.
01:35That's right.
01:36Really.
01:37Why is that?
01:38It was a taste test.
01:40You made it clear.
01:42I had a lot of fun.
01:44That's not true!
01:45You're in good shape.
01:48I experienced moving a taxi for the first time.
01:52You moved a taxi for the first time in private.
01:56And you left the receipt at the office.
01:59That's crazy!
02:00That's right.
02:01It's my job to be an idol.
02:05I moved a taxi.
02:07It feels good to be carried away like this.
02:10The show was very well organized.
02:13I'm sure there are a lot of people who became fans of Ma-san after watching the show.
02:17But there was something bad about Ma-san.
02:20I'd like to have a self-reflection meeting with the meaning of not getting carried away yet.
02:25I see.
02:26In addition, I invited my friends to watch the unreleased video together.
02:33First, please take a look at this.
02:36How much do you get paid a month?
02:39It's about 20,000 yen on average.
02:43How do you live?
02:44Well, I live with my family.
02:47You live with your family?
02:50I'm 38 years old and I live with my family.
02:54You look like a pot.
02:58We went to the same elementary school at the same age.
03:01Did you go to the same elementary school?
03:02Yes.
03:03To be honest, yes.
03:05That's amazing.
03:06What kind of elementary school is that?
03:08Is that kind of bad education?
03:10No, no, no.
03:11It's not like that at all.
03:12You make me dream even though I don't work hard.
03:15Hello!
03:17Nice to meet you.
03:18I'm a pot.
03:19Bang!
03:21Is that all?
03:22Is that all?
03:23Can I stop using the same thing?
03:25I'm surprised, but you went to the same elementary school, right?
03:27I went to the same elementary school.
03:29I've never talked to you.
03:32Oh, really?
03:33Did you know about the pot?
03:35Yes, I know.
03:37What kind of image do you have?
03:40Did you run into each other in the hallway and throw it away?
03:43Me?
03:44Did you run into each other?
03:45Did you run into each other in the hallway and throw it away?
03:47I remember running into each other instead of saying hello.
03:50Is that true?
03:51If it's a lie, it's okay now, right?
03:52I'm sorry, it's a lie.
03:56I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
03:57This is horror.
03:58It's scary.
03:59I'm sorry.
04:00Mr. Nabe, you've been through a lot, and now you're a Golden Buzzer entertainer.
04:07I'd like to ask Mr. Ma for advice today.
04:09How did you feel when Nabe won the Golden Buzzer?
04:12Did you watch it?
04:13I saw it on SNS.
04:16I thought he was a great person, and I respect him.
04:21What's with that thin face?
04:24You're so thin.
04:25You're so thin in everything.
04:27I'm sorry.
04:28Please leave it to my hair.
04:29You're thin in your hair.
04:30Who's thin in their hair?
04:32I'll encourage you.
04:34It's hell.
04:40Mr. Hieda, please.
04:44Nice to meet you.
04:45Nice to meet you.
04:46Nice to meet you.
04:47It's your first time, right?
04:48Nice to meet you.
04:49I'm Hieda. Nice to meet you.
04:51I'm a super idol, Ma-san. Nice to meet you.
04:53I don't think you're a super idol yourself.
04:55I'm sorry.
04:59Ma-san said he was a Golden Buzzer entertainer.
05:02I want the viewers to say,
05:04I want you to go on a trip with Hieda.
05:07Ma-san is funny.
05:09I want Ma-san and Naoya to form a new group.
05:13I want Ma-san to join Hieda and Naoya.
05:18Ma-san is a good kid, funny, and has a pretty face.
05:21I'll give it a try.
05:25If we get along well,
05:27I'll do it in the future.
05:29You'll see the unreleased video.
05:33There will be quizzes in some places.
05:35If you get the right answer,
05:37I'll give you two-shot seats with Ma-san for 1 minute and 1,000 yen.
05:44It's too special.
05:46Are you sure?
05:48I don't have any charm.
05:51Do your best and answer.
06:01Do you have a member color?
06:03I have a member color.
06:05I'm in charge of yellow.
06:07Are there other members?
06:09There are other members.
06:11I want you to see it.
06:13What is this?
06:15It's a cell phone strap.
06:17I'm easy to lose things.
06:20Why don't you lose it?
06:22When I lose it, this is the mark.
06:26I've already found it.
06:29I thought it was a chain.
06:32When I found it, it was easy to understand.
06:35I've already found it.
06:37What is this?
06:39Where can I buy it?
06:41It's a wallet chain.
06:43No.
06:45It's a chain.
06:47No.
06:49It's a bodyguard.
06:53Help me.
06:59I've been working part-time since I graduated from high school.
07:03I've been saving money.
07:05How old are you?
07:07I'm 29 years old.
07:09How much did you save?
07:12I have a hobby.
07:15It's a hobby of collecting food.
07:18I've been doing it for a long time.
07:23I lost my money.
07:25No.
07:27It's your fault.
07:29I want to see your collection.
07:32Half of my house is full of food.
07:35It's full of treasures.
07:40I want to see this.
07:42It's amazing.
07:44It's a great music box.
07:51It's hard to understand.
07:54Which one is it?
07:56It's all.
07:58I don't know what it looks like.
08:01It's packed in a bag.
08:04It's a tower.
08:06It's a treasure tower.
08:09Do you put it in a bag?
08:11I put it in a bag.
08:13I don't have a place to put it.
08:15I put the rest in a bag.
08:17I've been saving it for a few years.
08:21What do you think?
08:25First of all, you should clean up your room.
08:31That's right.
08:33The staff asked you to take a picture of the food.
08:38Did you take it?
08:40Yes, I did.
08:42What's the reason?
08:45I want to see the food.
08:49Which one is the bag?
08:52I don't know where it is.
08:55That's right.
08:58I'm sorry.
09:00I'm sorry.
09:02Are you going to fight?
09:04I'm sorry.
09:06Are you going to fight?
09:14I got an e-mail from an idol.
09:18I got an e-mail from an idol.
09:20I thought I saw it.
09:25What?
09:26This is a quiz.
09:28This is an e-mail from an idol.
09:31You can get a notification when you touch the phone.
09:35I thought it would be bad for girls because I'm an idol.
09:41What did you get?
09:48What's the answer to the message?
09:54The answer is, good evening.
09:57I thought it was a playboy.
09:58I thought it was a playboy.
09:59I want to put a question mark on my head.
10:02I thought it was a message from a girl.
10:05I think so.
10:07Mr. Nami.
10:08I got a message from my mother.
10:12I'm worried.
10:15I was able to send him a message that I was worried about him.
10:18Can you say one more thing?
10:20One more thing?
10:22Do you have something funny?
10:23Yes, I do.
10:25If you have something funny.
10:27Leave it to me.
10:32Konnichiwa?
10:37That was a commercial.
10:40What is the correct answer?
10:43Please show us the correct answer.
10:47I just got a message from an idol.
10:51It's on Komado TV.
10:55I thought I saw it.
10:58It's from Sanzokuya.
11:01Sanzokuya, happy birthday.
11:04I think he likes you and subscribes to your channel.
11:06The correct answer is Sanzokuya, happy birthday.
11:10It's a shame.
11:12It's a shame.
11:14You are not good at answering questions.
11:17I was able to guess it.
11:20I think that was a warning.
11:28He doesn't listen to people.
11:30That's the worst.
11:33I see.
11:34Why did you take that pose?
11:36Don't take that pose anymore.
11:39Until the camera comes.
11:41Wait a minute.
11:48I can't speak English.
11:50I explained to him that I wanted him to keep the pose until the camera came.
11:54But he didn't understand it.
11:56I wanted him to keep the pose.
11:59Then he stretched his shirt.
12:02I got it.
12:04What did you do?
12:06I kept the pose.
12:07No, you didn't.
12:09I did this.
12:12You are good.
12:14I'm sorry.
12:16I think I'm going abroad.
12:19I checked my schedule.
12:22I contacted Mr. Ma.
12:25He didn't give me 10,000 yen.
12:28But he said he would give me 50,000 yen.
12:30It's funny how you say that your manager is not popular.
12:33Do you have a word for that?
12:35Your manager is not popular.
12:37Don't refuse him.
12:39You have to respect your manager.
12:41I'm sorry.
12:43I'm surprised that you took that pose.
12:49I'm surprised that you took that pose.
12:50It would be funnier if you removed that pose.
12:52It's embarrassing.
12:55I pretend to be self-trained.
12:57That's terrible.
13:00It's terrible that you don't try hard.
13:02That's right.
13:04You should try hard.
13:06If you don't try hard, it's not good.
13:08But you don't try hard.
13:09Sometimes I don't try hard.
13:11I'm sorry.
13:12That's enough.
13:14I'm sorry.
13:16What is this pose?
13:23I'm not done yet.
13:25I'm not done yet.
13:26I'm not done yet.
13:28It's like that.
13:30It's like that.
13:32My member color is yellow.
13:34The color of my member is yellow.
13:36The color of my member is yellow.
13:38It's a wonderful view.
13:42It's like a flower garden.
13:44It's like a flower garden.
13:46It's like a flower garden.
13:48It's like a carpet.
13:50I don't know.
13:54I'm afraid of that.
13:56You've never seen Nausicaä?
13:57I've heard of it.
13:58You've heard of it?
13:59That's not it.
14:01You've never seen it?
14:03You've heard of it?
14:05You haven't seen it?
14:06What about Laputa?
14:07I've heard of Laputa as well.
14:09What about Sen and Chihiro?
14:12Here's a quiz.
14:13What did Ma-san answer after this?
14:17You've never seen Nausicaä?
14:20You've never seen Laputa?
14:22What did Sen and Chihiro answer after this?
14:26Please answer with a flip.
14:28Please.
14:29I was just having fun and I saw this.
14:34Hieda-san, please.
14:37I was very excited.
14:40You were very satisfied?
14:43I wonder if it fits his character.
14:45I see.
14:46Nam-san, please answer.
14:49What did Sen and Chihiro answer?
14:52I see.
14:55It's getting warm.
14:58What did Sen and Chihiro answer?
15:01You've never seen Nausicaä?
15:03I've heard of it.
15:06That's not it.
15:08You've never seen it?
15:10You've heard of it?
15:11You haven't seen it?
15:13What about Laputa?
15:14I've heard of Laputa as well.
15:16What about Sen and Chihiro?
15:17I've heard of it.
15:22I see.
15:25I feel like there's a possibility.
15:28I've heard of it.
15:30It's the same.
15:32The correct answer is,
15:34I've heard of it.
15:35It's a shame for both of you.
15:37It's a shame for both of you.
15:38It's a shame for both of you.
15:39It was close.
15:40It was close.
15:41It wasn't close.
15:43You haven't seen it?
15:46What about the Witch's Table Tennis?
15:49I've seen it.
15:50What was it about?
15:52It's about a black cat that flies in a broom.
15:57It's a sad story.
15:59It's not what I want to draw.
16:02It's a cute story.
16:03What happened at the end?
16:05It's a sad story.
16:09It's a sad story.
16:11It was broken because it flew too far.
16:16It was broken because it flew too far.
16:18It fell to a different place again.
16:24The roof has collapsed.
16:26I'm sorry.
16:27I'm sorry.
16:28I'm sorry.
16:29It was a month.
16:32It was a month.
16:33It was a month.
16:34It was a month.
16:35It was a month.
16:39Most of them are behind us.
16:41That's right.
16:42Most of them are behind us.
16:44There are only four of us.
16:48They're behind us again.
16:50They're not in the frame.
16:51They're not in the frame.
16:52They're gone.
16:53They're gone.
16:59They're not in the frame.
17:00They're not in the frame.
17:01They're not in the frame.
17:02They're not in the frame.
17:03They're not in the frame.
17:04They're not in the frame.
17:05They're not in the frame.
17:06They're not in the frame.
17:07They're not in the frame.
17:08I'm from the right side too.
17:09It's the other way around.
17:10You might be fond of looking square from all directions.
17:12I'm from the right side too.
17:13You might be fond of looking square from all directions.
17:18That's too bad.
17:19That's too bad.
17:20You don't have enough affordable lighting.
17:25Your face is thin.
17:28I realize this now.
17:36I'm the type of person who can't put in the effort to continue.
17:39That's what the manager said.
17:42I'm in a position where I have to be careful.
17:46I have to practice.
17:48You're his junior, right?
17:49I'm his junior.
17:50I'm his junior, but I don't practice that much.
17:53I have to practice.
17:54If I say that, he'll tease me the next day.
17:56Huh?
17:57What?
17:58Now, here's the quiz.
18:00What did Ma-san do the day after being teased by his junior?
18:05Up until now, both of you have had zero points.
18:08This is bad.
18:09If you get it right, you win.
18:12Give us a hint.
18:17The hint is...
18:20When it's a critical moment,
18:25I get anxious and become more serious.
18:34Here's the hint.
18:35I don't get it!
18:37I don't get it.
18:39I'm sorry. It's difficult.
18:41I didn't even know what he was saying.
18:47Name-san, please answer.
18:49He ran away to his junior's house.
18:53Because he was being teased.
18:55I see.
18:57Are you ready?
19:00He made his junior's laughing doll and hit him with a nail.
19:08Hiei-san, please answer.
19:11He delivered his junior's least favorite food.
19:15That's really mean.
19:18He's worse than Nabe-san.
19:19Damn it!
19:21Don't say that.
19:22He ate the food.
19:24The hint is...
19:27He didn't practice much, so I told him to practice.
19:30The next day, he made a death note.
19:34He wrote my name on it.
19:37I thought he was mad at me.
19:39That's bad.
19:42He wrote my name on it.
19:45I made a note.
19:47It's not the time to make a death note.
19:50You're getting close to death.
19:53I'll be careful.
19:55The answer is...
19:57He wrote my name on the death note.
19:59What a shame.
20:01I don't understand the hint at all.
20:03That's true.
20:05What's the hint?
20:08How was it, Ma-san?
20:11Well...
20:14As an idol,
20:17I did a lot of bad things.
20:21I have to reflect on myself.
20:26I hope this VTR will change.
20:31Whether Ma-san will appear on TV or not,
20:36it's your job.
20:38You have to do it right.
20:41How about you, Hieda-san?
20:43I'm not like Naoya-kun or Cho-kun.
20:47I'm not like them.
20:50I think Ma-kun should work harder.
20:55Overall, he's attractive.
21:00But overall, he doesn't work hard enough.
21:05Hieda-san, you're good at the table.
21:10You're not good at standing up.
21:13But you're good at mentai.
21:17How about you, Nami-san?
21:19As an idol, I can't accept this.
21:23Cheer him up.
21:31Is it Maleficent?
21:32Maleficent?
21:33You can't say it.
21:35You can't say it before me.
21:37It's a joke.
21:39It's not a quiz.
21:41Please say it as it is.
21:43Please say it as it is.
21:45This show is amazing.
21:47Let's get started.
21:50Let's get started.
21:53To be honest,
21:55I feel like I found a new race.
21:57Really?
21:58I've never met anyone like that.
22:02People say I'm good at it.
22:04You're different.
22:05Let's do it.
22:07I know how you feel.
22:09What's your blood type?
22:11I'm Kuwagata.
22:12Kuwagata?
22:16I see.
22:19I thought you'd say it straight.
22:21Let's take a pose.
22:24Let's take a picture together.
22:26What's a cake?
22:27A cake is...
22:29A cake is Senorikyu.
22:32Let's take a pose.
22:34What's a cake?
22:36Let's take a pose.
22:39I might be in a travel show.
22:42I might be in a travel show.
22:45Please look forward to it.
22:48See you next week.
22:51Bye.
22:55Next week,
22:58I want to know the value of my treasure.
23:04I'm sure it's real.
23:09Really?
23:10Yes.
23:11I'm sure it's real.
23:16I'm sure it's real.
23:21I'm sure it's real.
23:26I'm sure it's real.
23:31I'm sure it's real.