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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:02I drive you crazy! That's funny! You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:07If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate their guts.
00:00:13For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:21Jules, can you scrub the toilets? I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:26Don't tempt her, Emmett. This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:31The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:39I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:42Clean it up, maid!
00:00:45I'm not cleaning anything up for you. Do it yourself.
00:00:56That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:01:01You're paid to serve me. Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:11I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:15I'm glad that phase is over. Right, Emmett?
00:01:18Yeah. She did have a good pussy though.
00:01:28You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:38Am I dreaming? No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:45What the hell is going on?
00:01:50Noah?
00:01:51What the hell is going on?
00:01:53Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:59And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:02:02Destiny? Is that what happened?
00:02:05That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:07Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:13Why do you even care? She released a video of you two having sex.
00:02:17And I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:26Mia? Give me your phone.
00:02:28What?
00:02:29Give me your phone.
00:02:30No.
00:02:31It's right here. I got you.
00:02:35I thought Noah hated me. Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:41If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:46Noah?
00:02:53Thank you. I know we aren't really friends anymore. You didn't have to do that.
00:03:00I know.
00:03:02Whoa.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:11Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:12Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:14Dude, we can't.
00:03:15Yes, we can.
00:03:16No, we can't.
00:03:17This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:18Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:22Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:24Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:26Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:28I'm it.
00:03:32I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:37You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules? Jules! Come on.
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:48You okay?
00:03:51Thank God.
00:03:53Alright, let's get you up.
00:03:56I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:00Jules.
00:04:02You're not going anywhere.
00:04:03I'm fine.
00:04:04Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:05You know, Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:07I'm fine.
00:04:08You're not going anywhere.
00:04:09I'm fine.
00:04:10You're not going anywhere.
00:04:11I'm fine.
00:04:12You're not going anywhere.
00:04:13I'm fine.
00:04:14I'm fine.
00:04:15I'm fine.
00:04:16Thanks to me.
00:04:17You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:21What are you, a stripper?
00:04:23I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:25You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:31And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress.
00:04:40What are you trying to do?
00:04:42Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:43Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:44You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:46I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:52You know what I think?
00:04:54I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:59Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:05:02Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:05:05And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:07So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:11You still want me.
00:05:13Is he coming on to me?
00:05:18Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:23Should we check?
00:05:27You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:32Then let's make it easy.
00:05:34Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:36We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:39Yes, you did.
00:05:40And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:45I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:48Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:53And you let her.
00:05:55Did someone say my name?
00:06:00You two are hooking up?
00:06:02We're not hooking up.
00:06:04Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:10We're not hooking up.
00:06:12Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:15Be so fucking for real.
00:06:18Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:20It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:23Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:26How convenient.
00:06:29Let the girls talk.
00:06:30Okay.
00:06:37After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:50Did you just spit on me?
00:06:53Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:57Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:07:03And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:07:07Especially Noah.
00:07:12Ow!
00:07:14Noah!
00:07:15Did you see that?
00:07:16She shoved me!
00:07:17Oh my god.
00:07:18Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:21I'm always honest.
00:07:23You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:27Thanks, Noey.
00:07:30Fire her.
00:07:39Fire her.
00:07:43Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:46I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:51Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:53Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:56And this is my rental too.
00:07:59So, what I say goes.
00:08:10Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:13So you should probably go.
00:08:18I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:22Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:29Jules.
00:08:32Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:41I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:44It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:47I don't want your pity check.
00:08:49My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:52This is too humiliating.
00:08:54I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:09:08What are you doing home?
00:09:10I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:12No, no.
00:09:14That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:16Jules, when your father died, he left us in $100,000 in debt.
00:09:20I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:24Mia?
00:09:26Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:29But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:34Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:38Everything!
00:09:40I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:44Please don't call me that.
00:09:47You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:51I'm going to call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:55Mia.
00:09:57Slow down, okay?
00:09:59We've only been dating for two months.
00:10:02What? You still have feelings for me?
00:10:05No.
00:10:07What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:10:11I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:14Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:16Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:21I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:24What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:29Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:34Nobody wants you here.
00:10:36I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:40I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you.
00:10:44I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:10:49After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her. But I do.
00:10:55What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:59What do I get if I choose you?
00:11:01I'll do whatever you want.
00:11:02No, no, no. No one can make him happier than me.
00:11:08Tell her, Noah.
00:11:10Prove it.
00:11:15I'll work harder than I ever have before and I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:21Okay. Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:26And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:29Mia, I need to talk to Jules. Alone.
00:11:35Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:43She really has you by the balls.
00:11:46Don't insult me.
00:11:48Or what? You'll spank me?
00:11:52You can leave now.
00:11:53You can leave now.
00:11:55Hey.
00:11:58You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:12:05You're right.
00:12:07Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:11You're fired.
00:12:15You're right.
00:12:17Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:21You're fired.
00:12:24Hey.
00:12:28You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:31Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:33Hey, where are you going? Jules, you can't just leave. Jules!
00:12:38You can't just leave.
00:12:40You fired me. I can do whatever I want.
00:12:45Stop it.
00:12:48You're so hot. I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:54Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:57Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:13:05Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:13:13Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:16Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:19Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:21You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:25Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:29Call him, I'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:43What are you doing?
00:13:52Guys!
00:13:54What the hell?
00:13:56What the fuck are you?
00:14:01You want your job back? Fuck me.
00:14:07Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:14:10Play along.
00:14:12Why would I do that?
00:14:14You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:14:17Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:19Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:33You're crazy.
00:14:35Crazy like a fox.
00:14:39Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:43You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:45I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:50Noah, come out right now.
00:14:55Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:58I'm coming for the third time.
00:15:01Oh, come on, baby. Show me what you got.
00:15:08Jules, hand me your shirt. Hand me your shirt now. Now. Now.
00:15:15Oh.
00:15:26Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:30Yeah. Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:35You fucking bitch.
00:15:37You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:40Take it up with Noah.
00:15:42This isn't over.
00:15:43If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:50I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:59Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:16:02You know what? I should thank you.
00:16:04Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:16:07Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:16:09Oh, wait. I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:16:15You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:16:17Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:16:19We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:16:21Yeah.
00:16:22What about it?
00:16:24If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:29Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:16:33Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:16:39You're on.
00:16:46We need to talk.
00:16:51Emmet, get out.
00:16:57Did I get my job back?
00:16:59Actually, you've been promoted.
00:17:01To be my new girlfriend.
00:17:07You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:17:10I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:17:14Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:17:17Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:17:20Well, I changed my mind. Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:25Done.
00:17:27Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:34Give me that.
00:17:36Not yet.
00:17:43Give me that.
00:17:45Not yet. I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:49On the last day at the summer house.
00:17:52But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:56This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:18:02I'll do it.
00:18:05Great.
00:18:10Let's seal the deal.
00:18:20I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:22Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:24You can't resist me.
00:18:28Alright. Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:32Rule number one.
00:18:34No boners.
00:18:36You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:39You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:41No, sir.
00:18:43I'm sorry.
00:18:45I'm sorry.
00:18:47I'm sorry.
00:18:49I'm sorry.
00:18:51I'm sorry.
00:18:53I'm sorry.
00:18:55I'm sorry.
00:18:57I'm sorry.
00:18:59I'm sorry.
00:19:02Yeah.
00:19:04Just one.
00:19:06No feelings.
00:19:08I don't want things to get complicated.
00:19:11You're my complication, Jules.
00:19:18Do you have any rules for me?
00:19:22Yeah, I do.
00:19:24I have one.
00:19:27No one touches you but me.
00:19:32You don't own me.
00:19:34Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:36While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:40So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:45Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:47Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:49Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:53Let the show begin.
00:19:55Ew.
00:19:57I'm not having dinner with her.
00:19:59There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:01You kicked me out.
00:20:03Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:20:08Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:20:11At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:20:17Mia.
00:20:19Do not talk to me or Jules.
00:20:22Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:20:25This is my house.
00:20:27And Jules is my...
00:20:52I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:55I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:59Game on.
00:21:01Jason!
00:21:03Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:07Dinner is served.
00:21:14Let's fucking go!
00:21:17Yay!
00:21:21Okay.
00:21:27Oops.
00:21:29I spilled.
00:21:31Emmett?
00:21:33You want to help?
00:21:35Yeah?
00:21:44Look at Jules squirm.
00:21:47Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:56Noah.
00:21:58Are you thirsty?
00:22:04Jules.
00:22:06Take your shirt off.
00:22:17Okay.
00:22:34Oops.
00:22:36I spilled a little.
00:22:38Jules.
00:22:40I'm still thirsty.
00:22:48Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:22:51I have to go.
00:23:01If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:07Choke on it.
00:23:12Don't run away from me.
00:23:18Don't touch me.
00:23:20Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:23:26Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:23:33You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:23:37Yeah, I know.
00:23:39Now you're going to strip for me?
00:23:42You're shivering.
00:23:44Come here.
00:23:48Come here.
00:23:58Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:24What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:24:32Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:24:35Destiny, that is your brother.
00:24:37Whatever.
00:24:39I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:24:42Mia's your best friend?
00:24:44Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:24:47People contain multitudes.
00:24:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:24:52She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:24:55And she's jealous of you still.
00:24:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:02If you know what I mean.
00:25:15Like what you see?
00:25:18I do, actually.
00:25:41What are you doing?
00:25:43Taking a shower.
00:25:44Taking a shower.
00:25:48Remember.
00:25:50No going in.
00:25:52You wish.
00:26:01Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:03I've got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.
00:26:15What's with this guy?
00:26:17One minute he's ice cold.
00:26:19Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:28Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:26:37Let's give her something to stare at.
00:26:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:26:48Everyone's paying attention to her, when they should be paying attention to me.
00:26:52Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:26:55You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:26:58You're right.
00:27:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:04I'm not going to let her ruin my summer.
00:27:07Everyone's paying attention to her, when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:10Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:12You should definitely let everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:18Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:22Everyone must decide right now, whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:29Mia, would you relax?
00:27:31We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:27:35What's Survivor?
00:27:37A show for old people.
00:27:39Ew! That's so boring.
00:27:40I'm kidding.
00:27:42Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:27:46What game is she trying to play?
00:27:49Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:27:54Come on, Mia.
00:27:56We used to be best friends.
00:27:58Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:28:01You're right.
00:28:03We did used to be best friends.
00:28:05And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:28:11It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:16What are you talking about?
00:28:18I never said anything about...
00:28:20Save it.
00:28:22Proof's right here.
00:28:24And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:28Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:33I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:28:37I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:28:43Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:28:46Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:28:51They can?
00:28:53I never said that.
00:28:55Mia did.
00:28:57She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:28:59Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:04Hey!
00:29:05I paid good money for these.
00:29:08Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:10Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:12Really?
00:29:14Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:16She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:19Noah is arrogant and cocky and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:25Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:28You said that about me?
00:29:30I can explain.
00:29:32Save your breath.
00:29:35Bitch!
00:29:37Don't touch me!
00:29:39Get off of me!
00:29:49You are so hot.
00:29:51Say that again with your shirt off.
00:29:53You are so hot.
00:29:55You are so hot.
00:29:57You are so hot.
00:29:59You are so hot.
00:30:01You are so hot.
00:30:03You are so hot.
00:30:05You are so hot.
00:30:07You are so hot.
00:30:09You are so hot.
00:30:11You are so hot.
00:30:13You are so hot.
00:30:15You are so hot.
00:30:25Yo!
00:30:27Emmett!
00:30:29You and Jules are officially over.
00:30:31No, no way, dude.
00:30:32No way, dude, like, I'm just gonna distract myself,
00:30:35screw around a little bit.
00:30:36Don't come crawling back.
00:30:40Speak of the devil.
00:30:46You hooked up with Jules?
00:30:48Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:30:51I don't know what's going on, dude.
00:30:52What do you mean, dude?
00:30:53It's pretty fucking clear, you hooked up!
00:30:58Fuck!
00:30:59Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:01Dammit, stop, dude, stop!
00:31:08Did you post this?
00:31:19Jules, did you post this?
00:31:25I don't know.
00:31:26Jules, why would you take a video of us
00:31:28having sex and post it?
00:31:29What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:35I didn't do anything.
00:31:37Jules, it's a little hard to trust you
00:31:39when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:31:42You know what?
00:31:43Everyone was right about you.
00:31:45You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:31:48Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:31:50Lose my number.
00:31:51I never want to see you again.
00:31:54Fine, feelings mutual.
00:31:59Great, you just blew it with a girl
00:32:02you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:07Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:09Listen, Jules, none of us want to be
00:32:12associated with you anymore.
00:32:14You're a skank.
00:32:16So get out and don't come back.
00:32:25Ah!
00:32:29Help!
00:32:31Help!
00:32:46You, you saved me.
00:33:00That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:04And now since I saved you,
00:33:07maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:10Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:13Go on, Jules, tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:16Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:18We have to talk.
00:33:23Emmett, thank you for saving me,
00:33:25but I got it from here.
00:33:30One step closer to making her mine.
00:33:40Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:33:41I can explain everything.
00:33:43Good, explain.
00:33:44Now.
00:33:51You're a hottie, you know that?
00:33:54Takes one to know one.
00:33:56Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:33:59Okay.
00:34:05You're right.
00:34:06We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:34:11Trust me.
00:34:13We won't stay secret for long.
00:34:16I can keep you to myself even if I try.
00:34:18I can keep you to myself even if I try.
00:34:33You know, once we make this official,
00:34:34I'm gonna post this everywhere.
00:34:36That way everyone can see it.
00:34:38But for right now,
00:34:41it's party time.
00:34:44Oh!
00:34:48OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:34:53I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:34:57How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:00You don't know him like I do.
00:35:02If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:05Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:07I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:10Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:13He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:17But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:20More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:24The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:28Except for the one about you.
00:35:30I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:32That's true.
00:35:38Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:35:47Is that true?
00:35:54It's true.
00:35:55I liked you.
00:35:56Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:00I mean, really.
00:36:02Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:06So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:09Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:15I guess you can't.
00:36:17There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:26I know it was a really long time ago, but when I really think about it, I really liked
00:36:30you, Jules.
00:36:31I really did.
00:36:34I give those two until the end of today?
00:36:40To what, Bone?
00:36:43They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:36:45It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:36:47I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:50Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:00Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:02You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:05When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:37:10Mhm.
00:37:15Okay.
00:37:36She's never kissed me like that.
00:37:38My turn.
00:37:45Hm.
00:37:46No smoke.
00:37:47Looks like we have to kiss.
00:37:53Rude.
00:38:15Keep the circle moving.
00:38:18If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:27Get off of me.
00:38:29Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:31What's a little peck?
00:38:34Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:36Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:38:39Hey, Jules.
00:38:41Jules.
00:38:42You're a pig.
00:38:43Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:38:45He's lying.
00:38:46I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:38:48But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:52You have feelings for me?
00:38:59I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:01But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:03You have feelings for me?
00:39:05Yes, Jules, I do.
00:39:07You have feelings for me?
00:39:09Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:11You do?
00:39:13Yeah.
00:39:14I have all the feelings.
00:39:15Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:18You're a dick.
00:39:19Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:20Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:24Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:27I broke your trust.
00:39:28And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:39:33What do you mean?
00:39:34I mean, I trusted you when you let me down.
00:39:36I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:39:40Do you want to get back together?
00:39:43You said no feelings.
00:39:45Yeah, you're right.
00:39:49So tell me you want to be with me.
00:39:51Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:39:53Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:55Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:39:58I love you.
00:40:05Looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:08Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:11Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:13I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:17Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:20And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:26Maybe we should take Jill shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:29Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:40:32Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:40:35Yes!
00:40:42It's not that easy.
00:40:44Stop avoiding the question.
00:40:45I'm not avoiding it.
00:40:47Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:40:52What do you mean?
00:40:55I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:40:58Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:01She was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:04I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:10Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:14We can talk later. I promise.
00:41:25If the girls go shopping, Saturdays are for the boys.
00:41:33Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:41:36I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:41:41Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:41:45It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:41:48The internship is mine.
00:41:50Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:41:53Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:04If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:07Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:11Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:42:14I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:23You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:25Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:28No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:42:31Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:42:33What are you doing?
00:42:35I'm shopping.
00:42:37Do you not remember me?
00:42:39I used to be in here all the time.
00:42:41Oh, she can't afford this place anymore. She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:42:46Well, what Mia says goes. So your money's no good here.
00:42:51You know what? You're right.
00:42:54I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:42:58That's it. You're out.
00:43:01Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me. I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:05Trash?
00:43:07That's my girlfriend.
00:43:13Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:18See this car?
00:43:21Has no spending limit. My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:25And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:28No way, this is mine!
00:43:30Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:43:32No. Not with this janky little zipper.
00:43:34Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:43:50What do you think?
00:43:55Noah?
00:43:57Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:01Of course.
00:44:08You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:11Is it too expensive?
00:44:13No.
00:44:15It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:21Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:44:32Thank you, Noah.
00:44:35You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:44:38Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:44:46Put the dress on my card.
00:44:48Put the dress on my card.
00:44:52Excuse me.
00:44:54I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:44:58I bet she stole it.
00:45:00I would never.
00:45:02Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:05Fine.
00:45:07Whatever, Mia.
00:45:19See? Told ya.
00:45:27I don't know how that got there.
00:45:30Well, she stole it.
00:45:32And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:45:37Call the police.
00:45:39Don't call the police.
00:45:41This is all my fault.
00:45:43No, it's not.
00:45:45Yes, it is.
00:45:48I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:45:52But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:45:54You can't do this.
00:45:56It's a waste of money.
00:45:58Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:46:00It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:02And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:05Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:07Please and thank you.
00:46:09Huh!
00:46:15You ready?
00:46:17Let me see.
00:46:19Okay.
00:46:21There he is.
00:46:23Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:26Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:46:28Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:46:32Watch your mouth.
00:46:38Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:46:40Okay, dude.
00:46:42Jules was mine first.
00:46:44I dumped her, okay?
00:46:46It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:46:48Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:46:51Okay, all right.
00:46:54Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:46:56Yeah?
00:46:58I get Jules' panties off, by the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:04Fine.
00:47:05And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:09I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:12Deal.
00:47:17You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:20Jules, you were looking so hot in that dress.
00:47:29Eat shit.
00:47:31Hey.
00:47:33Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:47:36Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah, because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:47:51Hey.
00:47:54Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:47:57Uh, I don't know.
00:47:59Jules, you, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:03About what?
00:48:05The music in here?
00:48:07Because I think it sucks.
00:48:09Jules, tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:12For real.
00:48:14No contracts and no money.
00:48:16I mean it.
00:48:18I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:20Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:22Like I care.
00:48:24I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:48:28I'm sorry.
00:48:29We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:48:31Have fun.
00:48:33Here.
00:48:34Put this on.
00:48:36I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:48:43You're crazy.
00:48:45Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:48:52You're on.
00:48:59Follow me.
00:49:05Let the show begin.
00:49:16You think you're hot shit?
00:49:19Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:23Everyone in the club, get hot and happy.
00:49:26Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:49:33The rules are simple.
00:49:35Each one of these smoke shows
00:49:37will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:49:40And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:49:44Whoo!
00:49:52Whoo!
00:50:22I'm back, I'm back
00:50:24Girl, I got the weight of the world
00:50:26Weight of the world
00:50:27So give me diamonds and pearls
00:50:29Diamonds and pearls
00:50:30Now when you're waiting for me
00:50:32When you're listening for me
00:50:34When you're waiting for your...
00:50:43Top that.
00:50:52You're the most beautiful girl here, show them all.
00:51:21You're the most beautiful girl here, show them all.
00:51:49Dude, I need the lady killer special, now.
00:51:52Yeah?
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:58Here's the test.
00:52:00And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:52:06And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:52:12Mia!
00:52:18As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:52:23I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:52:31Jewels, wait!
00:52:37You look upset.
00:52:40What are you, my therapist?
00:52:42Fuck off!
00:52:43No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:52:48Jewels, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:52:56What is that?
00:52:57A good time?
00:52:59Come on, Jewels.
00:53:00Don't you want to have some fun?
00:53:06No thanks.
00:53:07Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:53:12Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:53:16Better play along.
00:53:27Bottoms up!
00:53:30Cheers.
00:53:34Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:53:37I'm going to go change.
00:53:42Destin, have you seen Jewels?
00:53:45I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:53:47Emmett was with her.
00:53:50That little shit!
00:53:58Don't move.
00:54:05What do you think you're doing?
00:54:07Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:54:10We both know you want this.
00:54:12Be gentle.
00:54:13Just like our first time, remember?
00:54:15Back off!
00:54:17Just relax, baby.
00:54:19Let that E kick in.
00:54:20You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:54:23Oh, I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:54:26Let go of me!
00:54:27This is just going to take a minute.
00:54:32Oh yeah, that's right.
00:54:33Moan for me.
00:54:37Jewels?
00:54:39Jewels, are you in there?
00:54:40Noah!
00:54:41Help me!
00:54:45Noah!
00:54:46Help me!
00:54:49Emmett!
00:54:50Get off of her!
00:54:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:54:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:54:59Emmett!
00:55:00She doesn't want you!
00:55:01What are you doing?
00:55:03She wants me so bad, dude.
00:55:05Even if she won't say so.
00:55:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:55:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:55:19Wait, stop!
00:55:26This asshole isn't worth it.
00:55:44You look like shit.
00:55:47She kicked my ass.
00:55:48All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:55:51Hey!
00:55:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:00Mia, stop.
00:56:03This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:56:07Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:56:09Be so fucking for real.
00:56:10Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:56:13You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:56:17And you know what?
00:56:20He's coming back to the house with me.
00:56:22Tonight.
00:56:24Mia, sit down.
00:56:26Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:56:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:56:33Let's go.
00:56:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:56:49Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:56:52Ow.
00:56:54You're hurt.
00:56:55Let me help you.
00:57:08I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:57:23I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:57:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:57:28Really.
00:57:29I didn't take them.
00:57:31You didn't take the pills?
00:57:38You know, I got something better than E.
00:57:41It's twice as fun.
00:57:43And I've been saving it just for you.
00:57:52What are you trying to give me?
00:57:58Rocky Road.
00:58:01Ow.
00:58:02Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:58:03This is how you repay me?
00:58:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:58:10I'm not an asshole.
00:58:12No, you're the king of assholes.
00:58:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:58:27I got to show you something.
00:58:39I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:58:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:58:54It worked.
00:59:08I've wanted you all summer.
00:59:11Stop breathing.
00:59:14I need you.
00:59:15Now.
00:59:22What if somebody sees?
00:59:24Everybody's at the club.
00:59:27I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:57Oh, yeah.
01:00:04Hi, this is Alan.
01:00:06It's Mia.
01:00:07Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:00:09He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:00:18Okay, bye.
01:00:32Hey, sleepyhead.
01:00:34What are you doing up so early?
01:00:36I thought I wore you out last night.
01:00:39I'm ready for another round.
01:00:42Hey, can you knock?
01:00:43Can you put your boner away?
01:00:46Get up!
01:00:47Get up!
01:00:48Get up, get up, get up!
01:00:49Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:00:51It's worse than a fire.
01:00:55Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:01:04You're fucking with me.
01:01:05What's the big deal?
01:01:06Uh, there's the drugs.
01:01:07And the mess.
01:01:08And you.
01:01:09What about me?
01:01:10She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:01:11But, like, in a bad way.
01:01:13Your mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:01:17I need to get out of here.
01:01:19I'll hide Jules.
01:01:20I'll distract Mom.
01:01:24Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:01:26Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:01:34Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:01:36Get your brother.
01:01:37Now.
01:01:38Boy!
01:01:39Boy!
01:01:40Noah!
01:01:41Oh.
01:01:42My baby boy!
01:01:43Mom!
01:01:44Hi.
01:01:45Hey.
01:01:46Hey.
01:01:47Hey.
01:01:48Hey.
01:01:49Hey.
01:01:50Hey.
01:01:51Hey.
01:01:52Hey.
01:01:53Hey.
01:01:54Hey.
01:01:55Hey.
01:01:56Hey.
01:01:57Hey.
01:01:58Hey.
01:01:59Hey.
01:02:00Hey.
01:02:01Hey.
01:02:02Hey.
01:02:03Hey.
01:02:04Mom, hi.
01:02:05Hey.
01:02:06Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:02:09Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:02:19Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:02:25None of your business.
01:02:28Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:02:36I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:02:40What is that slut doing here?
01:02:45You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:02:47Get out of this house.
01:02:49Mom.
01:02:50Noah, a little help?
01:02:53This is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:02:59Yes, it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:03:05Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:03:10Lisa, my second mommy.
01:03:14We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:03:16Oh, yes we do.
01:03:20You're marrying Mia now?
01:03:21I have no idea what got into her head.
01:03:23I am so sorry, okay?
01:03:25But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:03:28Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:03:30Please?
01:03:41My head hurts.
01:03:42Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:03:45Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:03:47Oh, thanks.
01:03:51Okay.
01:03:54She's prepared.
01:04:03Water.
01:04:05Water, I need water.
01:04:07Jules.
01:04:10What did you give my mom?
01:04:12Aspirin.
01:04:13Aspirin?
01:04:15It's so hot in here.
01:04:18Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:04:23No.
01:04:25Hey, I have an idea.
01:04:27Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:04:30I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:04:33Oh, that's enough.
01:04:34I've got to talk to you.
01:04:36Let's go.
01:04:37Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:04:39Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:04:42No way.
01:04:43You gave her those?
01:04:44I didn't give them.
01:04:45She found them.
01:04:47Should we call an ambulance?
01:04:48No fucking way, Jules.
01:04:50She hates you already.
01:04:51What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:04:56Where did she go?
01:05:12Mom, get out of the pool.
01:05:14No way.
01:05:15It feels so good.
01:05:22Help!
01:05:23I'm drowning.
01:05:25Mia, save me.
01:05:27Absolutely not.
01:05:29I'm not going in there.
01:05:32Help!
01:05:46No, no, no.
01:05:54Will you save me?
01:05:58Here, I brought you some tea.
01:06:06I was wrong about you.
01:06:08I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:06:16Thank you for taking care of her.
01:06:20I hope I was a good maid.
01:06:23Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:06:25Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:06:29You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:06:35I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:06:38No feelings, remember?
01:06:42I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:06:47I'll tear it up right now.
01:06:49I mean it.
01:06:52I need that money more than I want you.
01:06:56When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:07:02If I don't get that money, then my mom will leave me.
01:07:06With thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:07:09If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:07:14So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:07:18When I started our relationship, it was about the money,
01:07:21but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:07:33Come with me.
01:07:37I want to give you the money.
01:07:40Not as your boss.
01:07:42As your boyfriend.
01:07:44Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:07:48I don't know what to say.
01:07:53Just let me take care of you.
01:08:00And tell me that you love me.
01:08:06I don't think I can say it.
01:08:11Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:08:16Fine.
01:08:18You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:21And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:08:24I know you do.
01:08:30Good morning, everyone!
01:08:32Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay!
01:08:34Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:08:39I was just leaving.
01:08:41You're not leaving, Jules.
01:08:43We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:08:48After your little sex video was released,
01:08:52at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:08:56But after you saved me,
01:09:00all I can say is...
01:09:03Welcome to the family!
01:09:08Wait, you were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:09:12That was before you left me to drown.
01:09:16I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:09:21Adios!
01:09:24Bye, Mom!
01:09:29I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:09:32Good luck with that.
01:09:34I don't need luck.
01:09:36I have a really big brain.
01:09:44There must be something incriminating in here.
01:09:51What is this?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:59Ew, what died in here?
01:10:02My manhood.
01:10:04Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:10:07Really?
01:10:10I don't like to read.
01:10:12It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:10:15They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:10:20That's cheating!
01:10:22Oh, great, you finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:10:27I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:10:35I thought this was summer vacation.
01:10:38I know, I know.
01:10:40But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:10:47What up, lovebirds?
01:10:49Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:10:52You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:10:57Who are you?
01:10:59I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:11:10Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:11:14Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:11:18I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:11:22The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:11:26I'd like to be your friend.
01:11:32Noah, can you help out your friend here? He seems a little confused.
01:11:41Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:45I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble,
01:11:48and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:11:53The next intern for Lehman Corp. will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:11:58And I get bored easy.
01:12:03Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:12:09Interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:12:15Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:12:17Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:12:19That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:12:29That's the guy you want to work for? He's a total clown.
01:12:34Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:12:39And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:12:41But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:44Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:12:46I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:12:51I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:12:56And then our sex tape got released.
01:12:59And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:13:02The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp.
01:13:06Jules, I need this internship, and so do you.
01:13:09Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:13:15You lied to me.
01:13:17No, I didn't lie to you. I just... I just didn't tell you everything.
01:13:22I'm sorry.
01:13:26Everybody! Let's get the party started!
01:13:38Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:13:44I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:13:47There's something special about you.
01:13:50You're so... beautiful.
01:13:53Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:13:56I'm not trying to marry you.
01:13:59Noah, tell me.
01:14:02Who snatched this hottie up?
01:14:04That'd be me.
01:14:07You're a lucky man.
01:14:09I know.
01:14:11How long is he going to be here?
01:14:14I'll protect you.
01:14:16Look at here. The happy little couple.
01:14:20From homemates to soulmates.
01:14:27Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:14:30Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:33Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:14:36Yeah.
01:14:37Congratulate the big man.
01:14:39Yeah, she's finally going to win her bet.
01:14:42What bet?
01:14:45What bet?
01:14:47I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:14:53That's not true.
01:14:55Yeah, it is.
01:14:57I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:15:01You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:15:07I don't want to hear it.
01:15:09Yeah, I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:15:16I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:15:19I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:15:21I was nothing but a check to you.
01:15:25Both of you can fuck off.
01:15:31Chicks, dude.
01:15:33I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:15:35I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:15:39I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:15:42You're pathetic.
01:15:44B.
01:15:46Whatever, dude.
01:15:51What were you thinking? That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:15:56I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:16:01You're a sexy girl.
01:16:03We could have a lot of fun.
01:16:05I don't have time for that shit.
01:16:07Then make time.
01:16:08There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:16:10The boys share their toys.
01:16:14And I want to play with you.
01:16:16I don't want to be played with.
01:16:18If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:22The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:16:25Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:16:29What do I have to do?
01:16:32Let me borrow you for the night.
01:16:37In your dreams, perv.
01:16:43Mia.
01:16:45Do you know where Jules is?
01:16:47You're still caught up on that skank?
01:16:50Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:16:52Mia.
01:16:53A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:16:56Get it through your head.
01:16:57I want to be with Jules.
01:17:00Why do you like her so much?
01:17:02I don't like her.
01:17:05I love her.
01:17:09You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:17:12For falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:14You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:16Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:17:18Found your girlfriend.
01:17:30If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:17:34Yes.
01:17:35And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:17:37We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:17:40My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:17:44Wait.
01:17:45Now I know where I recognize you.
01:17:47Damn, you were great.
01:17:51Just one kiss.
01:17:52That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:18:00Don't play hard to get.
01:18:08Get off of her.
01:18:13Get off of her.
01:18:15Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:18:18If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:18:20You wouldn't dare.
01:18:24You left me hanging.
01:18:27You little shit.
01:18:29You'll never work for Lehman.
01:18:31Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there,
01:18:33because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:18:35than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:18:38You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:18:41You want to mess with me?
01:18:42You want to mess with me?
01:18:43Yeah, why don't you sue me,
01:18:44and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:18:47who's chasing young girls around.
01:18:49You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:18:51Please, don't tell my wife.
01:18:53Get out of my face, old man.
01:18:56Get out.
01:19:06How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:10How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:12It wasn't what it looked like.
01:19:14Don't lie to me.
01:19:15I saw you kiss him back.
01:19:20I didn't kiss him.
01:19:22But even if I did,
01:19:24I bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:19:26You were getting money out of the deal,
01:19:28so why does it matter?
01:19:31Tell him that he's a good kisser,
01:19:33and you want him right now.
01:19:35Tell him you love him.
01:19:37It matters because it makes it clear
01:19:39that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:19:49You're fired.
01:19:51Get out of my house.
01:19:54Get out.
01:20:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:20:13You never belonged with us,
01:20:15and now it's your turn to go.
01:20:20I played you, and I won.
01:20:22This has nothing to do with you.
01:20:25Oh, honey.
01:20:27This has everything to do with me.
01:20:33I planted the camera in your room,
01:20:37and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
01:20:41and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:20:49You thought you were better than me.
01:20:52But I always win.
01:20:54All I fucking do is win.
01:21:01A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:21:13Mom, I saved the house.
01:21:17It's too late.
01:21:23Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:21:27Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:21:31That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:21:34You lose everything.
01:21:36Oh, God.
01:21:49Can I help you?
01:21:52What are you doing in that uniform?
01:21:55My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:21:59I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:22:04Do you need anything?
01:22:14I have a big tip for you.
01:22:17Seriously?
01:22:19Smile more.
01:22:28This money feels dirty.
01:22:30I never want to see this check again.
01:22:43Miss me?
01:22:46Get lost.
01:22:48I deserve that.
01:22:52Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:22:55And I think you'll really like it.
01:23:01Is this the deed to my house?
01:23:03Yeah.
01:23:05This morning I bought it.
01:23:07I'm not sure if you're going to like it.
01:23:10I'm not sure if you're going to like it.
01:23:12I'm not sure if you're going to like it.
01:23:14This morning I bought it.
01:23:16You bought my house from under us?
01:23:19Look at the name on the title.
01:23:23Oh, my God.
01:23:25You put it under my name.
01:23:28It's yours, Jules. It's all yours.
01:23:31But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:23:36Another condition?
01:23:38What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:41Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:23:44No.
01:23:46But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight...
01:23:56...at 8 p.m.
01:23:58And I want you to wear this.
01:24:12What are you doing here?
01:24:14Noah told me to come.
01:24:16Really?
01:24:18Oh, how pathetic.
01:24:20Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:24:25He's proposing to you?
01:24:27When did you two get back together?
01:24:29Well, it's not official yet.
01:24:31But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:24:35And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:24:39I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you...
01:24:43...Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:24:48Mia! Jules!
01:24:50I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:24:52Why did you invite me here?
01:24:54To watch you propose to Mia?
01:24:56Propose?
01:24:58Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:25:00Oh, please. The big question.
01:25:03Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:25:06Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:10Uh...
01:25:12How did you know about that?
01:25:14Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:25:16And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:25:19You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:25:23Okay. Fine.
01:25:26Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:25:30But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:25:34What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:25:36Actually, that's my job.
01:25:38Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:25:41What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:25:44These are not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:25:47Daddy!
01:25:48Bye, Mia.
01:25:52If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:25:57That's not why I invited you here.
01:26:00Everybody!
01:26:03What is he doing?
01:26:08I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:26:14And here are my secrets.
01:26:18I scream when I see spiders.
01:26:20I do.
01:26:22And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared,
01:26:26I just left it there.
01:26:28And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:26:30Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:26:33And I have one more secret.
01:26:37Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:26:44And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:26:46Right here in front of everybody.
01:26:48I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:26:52I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:27:00Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:27:03I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:27:07Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:27:18Of course I do.
01:27:21Now, let's party.